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Flight of the Incredible Strangers


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DVD Releases | October 21, 2008 | Comments (9)


Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed: We didn’t bother with a review, but friend of the site, Chez Pazienza, did offer up some commentary on the film, writing: “Creating controversy where there is none is positively pedestrian by now, but taking it to the lengths that this new documentary does, and doing it with such a salient level of panache, borders on genius. The “SNL” writing staff, circa 1977, couldn’t have created a more audaciously comical premise than Ben Stein — a man so square he craps cubes — writing “I Will Not Question Authority” on a blackboard while dressed like Angus Young. Stein is a Dangerous Mind only if you see mark-to-market accounting as a ballsy show of defiance, which makes him the perfect impertinent hero for the God-said-it-I-believe-it set.”

Flight of the Red Balloon: In her years here at Pajiba, Ranylt gave this movie her first all-out rave, writing: “To put it another way, Flight of the Red Balloon is the first new movie I’ve reviewed in which I wouldn’t change a gorram thing. It’s as perfect as an egg and as self-contained as an ecosystem. It has fathoms of feeling but no sentiment, no pre-digested platitudes (however much its title may suggest otherwise). It’s dangerously absorbing. It takes risks in its crafting that pay off, particularly with its static long takes and its meandering camera, which pushes across skies and walls and city streets like a bulldozer shoving aside debris to clear a path towards wisdom.”

The Incredible Hulk: John gave The Incredible Hulk a so-so review, writing, “This Hulk looks more organic than Ang Lee’s version, but given that Lee’s looked like a giant lime-green kickball, that’s not progress enough. Portraying this creature is a problem that other super-movies don’t have. A flashy latex costume won’t do the trick. And since even a brief look back at the days of Lou Ferrigno should be enough to dissuade anyone from just painting another dude, we may be left to sadly conclude that the Hulk is just unfilmable.”

The Strangers: Agent Bedhead was a huge fan of The Strangers, writing: “The Strangers isn’t a perfect film, for it suffers along with the rest of the genre by containing protagonists who seriously lack basic survival skills. They do some really dumb things, but if they didn’t, we wouldn’t have this film. In fact, for most of the movie, the injuries that the couple suffers are a direct result of their own actions. Of course, their weaknesses aren’t necessarily shortcomings on the part of the film, for Bertino has slyly woven some complexity into the fold that will, long after the closing credits, keep some audience members replaying certain scenes in their minds. Also excellent are Speedman and especially Tyler, whose Kristen is clearly losing it by the end of the film but still manages not to become pathetic. If one thing spoils the realistic nature of the film, it is, ironically, the “inspired by true events” opening, which has become such a movie cliché that it almost distracts from the realistic tone that Bertino so carefully creates. Small flaws aside, this film really fucking works.”


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Comments

Oh, to hell with it. I don't know squat about any of these movies, but I'm still awake in Japan and it's an easy opportunity to call "first"...

Posted by: Che Grovera at October 21, 2008 8:52 AM

"... It's as perfect as an egg and as self-contained as an ecosystem. It has fathoms of feeling but no sentiment, no pre-digested platitudes (however much its title may suggest otherwise)..."


Which is more than I can say about THAT little ramble. Are you gonna be okay?

OT: I started noticing the promos for that Ben Stein joint yesterday, looks mighty interesting. Stein doesn't get to work enough, and yes, I know he's a conservative, but, at least he KNOWS why.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 21, 2008 8:53 AM

" . . . the first new movie I've reviewed in which I wouldn't change a gorram thing. "

I don't know squat about that movie, but I love that sentence.

Posted by: BWeaves at October 21, 2008 9:14 AM

"It's as perfect as an egg and as self-contained as an ecosystem."

I hate eggs. And fire ants will kill it.

Posted by: Lucas at October 21, 2008 10:25 AM

I really liked Ang Lee's Hulk. So there. The nostalgia I feel for it has nothing to do with it being the very last thing I watched on the very last night before I moved in with my girlfriend. Nothing at all. I love this mortgage gradually choking off my will to live. I don't miss my six hundred square feet and a balcony a hundred feet from the Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: stipe42 at October 21, 2008 12:16 PM

Stein is truly horrifying to me. Conservativism is fine, but this cynical manipulation of an insufficiently educated public for political reasons is monstrous.

Science and religion can both provide important answers -- but not to the same questions.

Posted by: firedmyass at October 21, 2008 12:30 PM

I am not looking forward to telling my customers that I turned off 'The Incredible Hulk' about 45 minutes into it. I just could not get interested in it, for some reason. I found it really boring.

Right now though I'm reserving final judgment, and chalking it up to my mood on the day I watched it. I'll give it another shot sometime.

Posted by: Mimi at October 21, 2008 2:52 PM

So I just added The Flight of the Red Balloon to my Netflix queue; the bottom of my Netflix queue. I have no doubt it could be a good movie, but it's staying down there until the (purely hypothetical) GF wants to watch it or some similar scenario. It would not be enjoyed on a stoned/drunk night with the roommates, I feel.

Posted by: the_wakeful at October 21, 2008 9:35 PM

Oooh, yeah... The Strangers still scares the hell out of me!

Posted by: agent bedhead at October 21, 2008 10:21 PM