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Revenge of Sexy Face and Micro Penis

By Genevieve Burgess | DVD Releases | October 20, 2009 |

By Genevieve Burgess | DVD Releases | October 20, 2009 |

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: "I realize I'm stating the obvious here, but it bears elucidation in light of this review because it's the single biggest driving force behind Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Michael Bay has a profoundly tiny dick. The man has a diminutive dangler -- what's known in medical circles as a micro-penis (less than 2.75 inches erect). And rather than seek psychotherapy for his small penis humiliation, Mr. Bay deals with his itty-bitty anxieties by hiding behind his work. It's classic overcompensation; all the symptoms are manifested in his person -- long hair, leather jackets, sports cars -- but none more evident than his pursuit of aggrandizement in Revenge of the Fallen. His desire to embiggen Transformers II over its predecessor -- to make bigger in power, to enlarge our conceptions -- is clearly an attempt to conceal his sexual inadequacy." - Dustin Rowles

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