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You Don’t Mess with the Visitor


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DVD Releases | October 7, 2008 | Comments (13)


The Happening: Shyamalan is so over, writes Dan: “In addition to featuring a weak plot, uninvolving characters, and a (by now typically) disappointing reason behind all the madness, Shyamalan’s film is almost completely devoid of tension and drama. Loud music cues and sudden pans aren’t enough to create suspense or horror, and after a while, they become annoying reminders that Shyamalan’s too involved in what he sees as a powerful story with a message to bother investing time in the characters and letting the audience connect with them.”

The Visitor: Dan gives a glowing review to Tom McCarthy’s follow-up to The Station Agent, and I have to agree — it’s the best small film of 2008, so far. If there’s one film that needs massive support, it’s The Visitor. Rent it. Netflix it. Buy it. Watch this film. Dan writes that The Visitor is “an engaging, expertly drawn, and moving examination of one man’s empty life and the way he comes to fill it again. The character at the center of the film is lonely, yes, and even bears some surface similarities to Fin, the hero of The Station Agent. But more than the loneliness, McCarthy’s focus is on its cause, its damages, and its cure. He doesn’t just make films about lonely people; he makes films about those people finding the hope they thought had been lost.”

You Don’t Mess with the Zohan: Guest critic Holland Oates summed up this guy’s movie for guys who like movies (or whatever) best, writing: “And let me tell you fellas, if you got a swinging dick and two spunk-spitting midgets between your legs, Zohan is the movie for you. It is a typical dumb man’s movie, and since all men are morons, all men, without exception, are going to love it. And boy is it retarted! It’s not too often I can not only turn my brain off, but also unplug the sumbitch and still understand what’s going on most of the time. And that’s the glory of Zohan. You ain’t gotta have more than 3 brain cells to enjoy it — one to buy the movie ticket, one to find your seat, and the other to scratch your Richard whenever Emmanuelle Chriqui comes on the screen. Better still, you don’t even need this review to know if you oughta see it or not. All you gotta do is ask yourself one simple question: Are you a member of the homo saypenis? If you are, then you’re guaranteed to love this movie, just like you love football, huntin’, NASCAR, and playing with yourself.”

And FYI, there were 2 straight-to-DVD offerings that I doubt we will muster the courage to review here: Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds and Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead. As for Feast, John Gulager does return to the director’s chair (what else is he gonna do?), but none of the original cast (Jason Mewes, Balthazar Getty, superhotomgholyshit Krista Allen) have returned.


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Comments

I'm gonna try and get my hands on a copy of The Visitor, ASAP. I wanted to see it, but it never come up around these parts. Sad times.

Plus after watching Burn After Reading this weekend and Step Brothers earlier this summer, I think I love Richard Jenkins. I want him to be like... one of my lit professors. Or an uncle.

But I want to hug him.

Posted by: Kayanne at October 7, 2008 10:00 AM

Last time and I swear I'll let the issue drop.

The Happening is not about a twist.

The Happening is not about a twist.

The Happening contains a very subtle, self-satisfying twist, but the film is not about that twist.

The Happening is about killer plants, but that is not the twist. It's called the plot. You know, the main story that carries the film? Most films have them, including Shyamalan's.

So, in conclusion, The Happening is not about a twist.

It's not very good, but it's not about a twist.

Posted by: Robert at October 7, 2008 10:14 AM

The only thing I found remotely entertaining in the Happening was riffing it with my friends. The one time my boss didn't care we were talking during the movie (threatened to kick people out of the Dark Knight screening because of the talking during Hellboy 2).

Oh, that and the guy getting eaten by lions.

But that's probably on youtube or something.

Posted by: Jim at October 7, 2008 11:01 AM

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Posted by: Robert at October 7, 2008 10:14 AM

Sooooo...

What's your point?

And wait, a guy gets eaten by lions, Jim?!?!! Excuse me while I YouTube that shizz.

Posted by: Kayanne at October 7, 2008 11:06 AM

I'm with Robert. None of his films are about the twist.

I like Shyamalan. I think Unbreakable doesn't get the attention it deserves. I think Lady in the Water and The Village were far better films than most people give him credit for. I can't wait to rent this one (I had every intention of seeing it when it was in theaters, but I never made it). I wish people would stop dismissing him and just pay attention to the movies, without pre-judging.

Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at October 7, 2008 11:36 AM

I think the utter delusional pretensiousness of the man in person is what's made him so hated, Anna. And that, although he's got a decent imagination when it comes to plots, he's subpar when it comes to pulling it off memorably. I'll admit, I'm one of the few people that liked Unbreakabke and The Village...but he's a douche, and needs to learn some more tricks of the trade and deflate that ego a bit before he can become a great director like I think he can be.

I watched the Zohan. It was mindlessly entertaining, but not as insultingly as implied. And yes, Emmanuelle is hot, but not worth watching. She's like a brunette Jessica Simpson.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at October 7, 2008 12:20 PM

Maybe so, Shadows, maybe so. I haven't met the guy, is he an egomaniac? I guess I might have read that at some point. Also, I certainly don't mean to imply that he's the second coming of Orson Welles or something (although.... wasn't he an incredibly pretentious egomaniac who happened to make great films?), or that they're Great Films, just that they're better than a lot of people give them credit for.

Or, maybe I'm just trying to justify my liking of movies that aren't really good. I have been known to love movies that are crap, so that is entirely possible. Heh.

Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at October 7, 2008 12:31 PM

I thought Unbreakable was friggin' dynamite - it's one of the few roles that Jackson and Willis aren't basically playing Jackson and Willis. I almost wish there were some sort of sequel, but then again, I'm a dipshit.

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at October 7, 2008 12:55 PM

Yea, Unbreakable was the shit. For exactly what you said, Skitt. Plus, comics!

And I have no problem liking crappy movies, but Shyamalan just comes off as such a tool... who's track record hasn't been awesome. But I mean, he does get a ridiculous amount of good actors to get in on his junk... so maybe he's not a tool?

I dunno.

I just like when Robot Chicken makes fun of him.

Posted by: Kayanne at October 7, 2008 1:03 PM

What a TWIST!

Posted by: Anna "Knife Pile" von Beaverplatz at October 7, 2008 1:04 PM

Thanks A"KP"vB!

Now when they cart me off because I can't stop giggling in my Physics class while they talk about "climate change," I'll have you to thank. :)

Posted by: Kayanne at October 7, 2008 1:10 PM

I just caught that Holland Oates business. Very funny.

Posted by: Lucas at October 7, 2008 1:25 PM

Rob Schneider...what a twit...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at October 7, 2008 1:45 PM