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Harold and Kumar Never Back Down


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DVD Releases | July 29, 2008 | Comments (18)


Another ho-hum week in DVD releases.

Doomsday: The movie, directed by The Descent’s Neil Marshall, came and went, barely scratching the box-office ($11 million domestic), but it nevertheless gets a respectful review from Ranylt, who writes: “Doomsday is what happens when an interesting genre director, whose love of classic SF and fantasy flicks scrambled his head, gets access to budget and decides to indulge. It’s a mash-up that deliberately tangles several kinds of movies together, thwarts your expectations, and thumbs its nose at unity of place. It’ll either work for you or it won’t—it’ll polarize audiences the way Reign of Fire and Equilibrium have polarized Pajibans, and after it’s had a few years to age and gel on our plasma screens, it’ll be argued over in comment threads with the same degree of disdain or passionate defense. Doomsday is a slippery wet pig of a movie that refuses to be pinned down, and if you’re not a postmodernist type of viewer, it’s probably best to stay the hell away.”

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: Agent Bedhead writes of the stoner sequel, “For those who were bedazzled by Harold and Kumar’s first cinematic venture, let me harsh your buzz a bit by asserting that something went quite wrong when screenwriters John Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg assumed the directorial chairs for the follow-up. Since we’re in sequel territory, one would assume bigger misadventures for the stoner duo, but, instead of fortifying the duo’s supply of weed, the size of their baggies has merely been increased and cut with the hair of your college roomate’s Chia Pet.” Still, she concluded, “For all its misguidedly overambitious and extravagant themes, Escape from Guantanamo Bay probably won’t disappoint those who look forward to a consistent supply of raunchy jokes that largely center upon our society’s unfortunate preoccupation with bodily functions.”

Never Back Down: Another movie that came and went without notice didn’t get a respectful review from AB: “In Never Back Down, fighting takes the form of entertainment for the so-called YouTube generation. This film centers around two guys, Jake (Sean Faris) and Ryan (Cam Gigandet), who evoke the lead roles from Top Gun by means of lengthy staredowns that signal their rivalry. While I’m not so sure that any reference to Tom Cruise is a good thing, Faris easily mirrors the cocky toothfulness of Maverick. In the other corner, Gigandet physically resembles the youthful Val Kilmer, but it’s too bad that he forgot about the whole acting thing. Aside from the obvious homoerotic tone conjured up by Maverick and Iceman, Never Back Down aims for the anti-coolness of Fight Club with a Karate Kid sort of storyline. However, there is no Tyler-Durdenesque critique on consumer culture and societal constructions of masculinity; similarly, no true Miyagian character steps in to demonstrate that martial arts isn’t all about fighting. Instead, director Jeff Wadlow (Cry Wolf), serves up a buff piece of marketing fluff and delivers it without an iota of irony.”

Other notable releases: Dark City, Director’s Cut and War Games, The 25th Anniversary Edition.


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Comments

Does anyone know if the director's cut of Dark City is significantly different than the theatrical release?

Posted by: Girlnone at July 29, 2008 12:11 PM

Ahh..Thank You DVD Gods. 3 movies I don't give a shit about. I'll continue watching season 1 of MadMen

Posted by: wsapnin at July 29, 2008 12:13 PM

Girlnone, 15 minutes are supposedly added back in, and it should be the original version, not the studio compromise. (Which was still good.) I'm looking for every reason to go and visit Best Buy today, so I can buy it immediately.

Posted by: Mike R. at July 29, 2008 12:24 PM

I would see Doomsday. The Descent actually made me squeal like a little tiny girl.

Posted by: Captain Steve at July 29, 2008 12:27 PM

Hee. Me too, Captain Steve, I had to put on a funny movie to go to sleep after watching it. Thanks Beetlejuice!

Posted by: Julie at July 29, 2008 12:43 PM

Harold and Kumar and NPH on a unicorn? I don't want to know.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 29, 2008 1:15 PM

Harold and Kumar would've been funny if it weren't for
1. Rod Corddry's character, who was too over the top, even for this movie.

2. The painfully predictable romance of Kumar and some girl from the CW channel. And did they have to play the sappy music every time she showed up?

I hope the third one is better.

Posted by: Brie at July 29, 2008 2:05 PM

Harold and Kumar not funny? I hope my bong load disagrees.

Posted by: roXet at July 29, 2008 2:27 PM

Am I the only one here that actually saw Doomsday? I have to say it kicked all kinds of ass. Hopefully I can find it on sale for cheap.

Posted by: the_wakeful at July 29, 2008 3:43 PM

Doomsday was shipped to me by Netflix yesterday. Should watch it this week. Looks like agood way to kill an afternoon

Posted by: Brian at July 29, 2008 4:46 PM

War Games comes out in a 25th anniversary edition? Interesting. I remember loving that movie. I wonder how well it holds up. Obviously the computers are going to look dated instead of cutting edge, but the story, the acting? Anyone seen it recently when not influenced by the craziness that was the 80s?

Posted by: libraryliz at July 29, 2008 4:48 PM

Why couldn't H&K 2 just be a movie about NPH stealing cars and buying hookers and blow? Isn't that the movie we all want to see? Won't someone please think of the children?

Posted by: TWoP Fan at July 29, 2008 5:00 PM

I say you need a friend and/or a six pack of beer to enjoy the awesomeness of Doomsday. It is really goes for every post apocalyptic homage/pastiche possible without apologizing for it.

Thanks for the Dark City tip. Now I'm glad i never upgraded my vhs copy until now!

Posted by: Teresa at July 29, 2008 5:20 PM

Since I do enjoy me some post-apocolyptica, I'll have to go ahead and add Doomsday to my netflix thing. Dark City too.

Goddamn, I love netflix. Thanks to all ya'll for inspiring me to get my ass in gear and sign myself up.

Posted by: Jaci at July 29, 2008 6:15 PM

On Doomsday: what happens when a decent director thinks he's John Carpenter. Rhoda Mitra's butt is awesome, but this is meant to be seen at 2 AM Saturday morning when drunk, buzzed or high.

On H&K2: should have been funnier. Cordry's character is just lame. And unlike the first one, this one decided to hit you over the head with its every point. The only saving grace: NPH who continues to prove his total dominance over the Kingdom of Awesomeness.

On Never Back Down: already a member of the Unintentionally Gay Movie list. Honestly can anyone name the main chick in this crapfest?

Posted by: BFFredo at July 29, 2008 7:20 PM

I still call total Bullshit on that Harold and Kumar review. The math poem? The math poem.

Posted by: Moogles at July 30, 2008 3:16 AM

Now that I've seen Doomsday, I have to say that Ranylt nailed it with her spectacularly insightful review. Not kidding - I tried to get my hate up over this movie pretty much every two minutes, but it was so foolhardy I thoroughly enjoyed myself despite everything (and there is literally every movie I've ever loved referenced so bald-facedly sincerely I had no idea what to do with my snark and pretentions). It was almost like, dare I say, a Movie Movie that was done really, really well.

Posted by: replica at July 30, 2008 3:46 AM

and I thought the title was a Bon Jovi reference. Sigh...

Posted by: eiluj at July 30, 2008 7:12 AM