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DVD Releases | July 15, 2008 | Comments (33)


Penelope: Agent Bedhead was surprisingly enchanted by Penelope, that weird-looking movie where Christina Ricci has a pig nose. AB writes: “The film is at once, in its dazzling colorfulness, like an early Tim Burton film, and also, through the slightest of opaque shades, a little like The Ugly Duckling and Beauty and the Beast. First-time director Mark Palansky carefully avoids wallowing in past tales that carry outdated ideals of princesses, who can only be rescued from themselves by way of a prince. In its own way, Penelope manages to forge its own contemporary fairy tale without an endless rehashing of cutesy, wink-wink meta references towards the audience. By refusing to be shocked into submission by its own purported cleverness, the end result of Penelope is an unusually appealing cinematic creature.”


Pick of the Week

The Bank Job: The Jason Statham heist flick, very loosely based on a true story, impressed Phillip. He writes, “The Bank Job is a ridiculously entertaining thriller; like a well-thrown stone, it skips pleasantly over the better part of two hours without sinking under the unnecessary weights of character or melodrama,” ultimately concluding that the film “is all blokes and blimeys and bollocks — the best kind of crime thriller. Even Statham, who has long since stopped playing a role other than Jason Statham, is absorbed into the whole cockney schema without missing a beat. Director Roger Donaldson doesn’t create a plot so much as contain it — he lets all these wrangling forces sprawl out at once, then watches as they chase one another, moving from one immediacy to the next. The result is certainly shallow, but blissfully engaging.”

Shutter: Shutter was another one of those J-Horror films that came and went that absolutely no one remembers the week after its release. Phillip concluded that Shutter may be its dying gasp, conceding that the movie actually originated in Thailand. Starring the late Joshua Jackson, Phillip writes of the film: “Perhaps my having seen the preceding Thai film hamstrung most of the narrative interest in Shutter; I knew what the mystery was, but waiting for it was still an enervating chore. Not only does Ochiai repeat the mistakes of his forebear, he slows the action to a crawl. Predictable or no, a thriller needs a quick clip, if not an engaging one; Shutter moonwalks where it should gambol. The Thai film was just as bland and unoriginal, exploiting the folklore of “spirit photography” for empty thrills, but even it had a reasonable tempo. The new Shutter is a silly snoozer, blandly acted and only functionally directed.”

Step Up 2: The Streets: Another one of those interchangeable urban dance flicks, Dustin concedes that Step Up 2 “may actually feature the most heinous dialogue: A weird brand of Disneyfied Ebonics, as if Mitt Romney were trying to speak in hip-hop lingo (‘I be textin’ you all day.’) The premise is the usual school of fish out of water set up, only reversed. While most of the dance films are about street dancers attempting to fit in with classically trained dancers, Step Up 2 goes the other way.” Nevertheless, he concludes that “the dance sequences in Step Up 2, overall, are not only exceedingly impressive, but the big climactic rain-soaked urban battle sequence is fucking sick, folks. Sick.”


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Comments

This further reinforces my theory that Jason Statham is the greatest cheezeball action star of all time. I may have to pick The Bank Job up, if for nothing other then the occasional wake-n-bake on a Sunday afternoon.

Posted by: Sage at July 15, 2008 12:16 PM

A part of me still wants to see Step Up 2, even though I've seen the story parts and vomited a little each time.

Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2008 12:19 PM

Jim,

I watched Step Up 2 completely baked and it was one of the most amazing experiences ever. Don't know if you play that way, but through the haze it's impossible to follow the story so you'll be able to keep down your munchies.

Truth be told, I don't really know if I was watching Step Up 2. It could have been any of those dance flash bang movies.

Or Jurassic Park. Whatever.

Posted by: David at July 15, 2008 12:28 PM

David,

My guess is it was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

A movie I personally blame for all other movies of the sort today.

Posted by: Sage at July 15, 2008 12:30 PM

I was surprised by how much I liked Penelope. It's like Tim Burton-lite; for those days when you want some quirk, but could do without a movie that comes up, smacks you across the face, and says "HI, I'M WHIMSICAL AND DARK; BE AWED." True Story: I didn't get the whole "James McAvoy" appeal until I saw Penelope. He's all greasy and musician-y.

Posted by: LB at July 15, 2008 12:42 PM

You know what Jim, it's ok to give into that feeling once or twice a year.

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at July 15, 2008 12:46 PM

Did Joshua Jackson die? What's with the 'late'?

Posted by: MB at July 15, 2008 12:58 PM

Did Joshua Jackson die? What's with the 'late'?

Why is there no Pajiba wikipedia? There's more than enough past history to be worthy of an entry. Hell, you can even go back to that whole Homeland Security thing of yore.

Posted by: twig at July 15, 2008 12:59 PM

Wow. Shutter, huh? I don't even remember that flick being in theaters. We should send something to Josh Jackson's family... A basket of fruit or something'd be nice.

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at July 15, 2008 1:06 PM

Ha! David, I knew it wasn't just me that saw tap dancing Tyrannosaurus Rexes in the backround while Newman had his face eaten.

Posted by: Julie at July 15, 2008 1:06 PM

I think it's been mentioned here before, but if someone could please make a DVD of just the dance/cheer scenes from the Bring On the Steps movies, intermingled with some band scenes from Drumline, I'd really, really appreciate it. (And pay cash money for it.)

Posted by: Smello at July 15, 2008 1:25 PM

you guys have to stop making me spit coffee accross my keyboard at work. my office mate doesn't know what to think. between hangover theatre, comment diversions, and things like the newman/step up2 foolishness above, there's no way for me to stay on task here in accounts payable.

Posted by: Bridget at July 15, 2008 1:25 PM

yeah, why isn't there a Wikipajiba? I think this is the second time I've seen a ref to Josh Jackson being "late" and I have no idea what that means. (I mean, I know "late" generally means dead, but he doesn't actually seem to be dead...)

Also, I'm glad Penelope came out on DVD because I've wanted to see it since it came out but never got around to it. J McV, yum.

Also, I think maybe I saw the original Shutter, but I'm not sure. I watched a whole bunch of different Asian horror flicks a while back over a couple-month span, and they all seem to have blended together (except for Audition, of course). I kind of remember one with a guy and his girlfriend and pictures.... but I'm not sure. I seem to remember it being ok. Maybe I'll see if I can find the old one... I don't much care for Jackson, alive or dead. Except in Cruel Intentions, he was pretty hilarious in that.

Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen at July 15, 2008 1:37 PM

Anastasia, back in (April? May? meh) Websters is My Bitch posted an entry on the death of Joshua Jackson and his career. The United Front of Joshua Jackson Salivators did not appreciate the joking about the untimely demise of such an important tv presence, so they bitched about it in the comments section. Now whenever he's mentioned he's usually snorting coke in hell with Bob Ross or something :)

Posted by: Julie at July 15, 2008 1:59 PM

In order of listing: Maybe, Emphatic Yes, Emphatic No, Only if I'm Hungover.

Man, it sounds just like going to a bar in Miami on a Thursday night. Or looking at a Denny's menu.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at July 15, 2008 2:05 PM

Now whenever he's mentioned he's usually snorting coke in hell with Bob Ross or something :)

Did you just blasphame the 'fro?

Posted by: twig at July 15, 2008 2:17 PM

Take that back, Julie, or I will force you to come over to my house and watch every single episode of The Joy of Painting on my DVR!

Posted by: Kolby at July 15, 2008 2:25 PM

Bob Ross lives on in Valhalla. Yer man Pacey ain't gettin in there.

Posted by: Jay at July 15, 2008 2:29 PM

Hee! I kid because I love. Bless my fro'd friend and his happy little trees.

Posted by: Julie at July 15, 2008 2:33 PM

Bob Ross......coke? Naw man, happy trees, lots of happy trees.

Posted by: Sage at July 15, 2008 2:34 PM

Yeah, Bob Ross seems more of a tripper than a cokehead (I'm inclined to feel like LSD is more likely than coke to make you carry squirrels around in your pockets)... however, the visual I just got of JJ and BR snorting coke in hell cracked my shit up. Thanks Julie! You rock!

Also, i still think there should totally be a WikiPajiba.

Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen at July 15, 2008 2:50 PM

Bob Ross' happy trees, IF drug induced, were likely caused by an excess of 'shrooms. One of my housemates at the shore last week ate a few, and was bugging the fuck out at 2:00am while my friends and I watched Jackass: The Movie (we...were very drunk). Us: "Ah ha ha ha ha!" Him: "Oh man. OH MAN! How is he not dead?! I'd be DEAD!! I would DIE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ALLIGATOR, STEVE-O!!!!"

Posted by: Julie at July 15, 2008 3:02 PM

Bob Ross is the closest thing I have to getting high nowadays. Watching his show is like instant opium for me. Besides, I like to watch him paint.

Posted by: Brigette at July 15, 2008 3:16 PM

Even though I went to college as an art student and learned a great of ways to smear ink and paint into something more or less recognizable, it was Bob Ross who taught me how to paint trees. Bless.

Posted by: Tae at July 15, 2008 3:26 PM

Now, now everyone. Let us all paint some happy trees and a few happy clouds.

All better.

Posted by: Melody at July 15, 2008 3:27 PM

Hmm. Penelope is at the top of my queue, I could use some non-Burton dark quirky romance right now. And I just added the Bank Job, for good measure. This has to be one of the better batches of DVD releases, at least for me today. I'm feeling undemanding and easily pleased. No Shutter, though, thanks.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at July 15, 2008 3:49 PM

Jodester watched The Bank Job last night and hated it, so I'm giving that a big old honking meh.

Posted by: Julie at July 15, 2008 3:52 PM

Yeah, "Jackass: The Movie" is lame, even when you're drunk. For shame, Julie. But "Jackass 2"...AMAZING.

Posted by: Geetch at July 15, 2008 5:13 PM

Hee. I must say Geetch, I loved the first movie, whereas during the 2nd I only really lost my shit when they poured bees in the limousine. Ha! Even typing that cracks me up.

Posted by: Julie at July 15, 2008 5:22 PM

I've been wanting to see Penelope just cause Christina's such a damn cutiepie. Plus, she became one of my girl-crushes after The Opposite of Sex, she's hilarious and such a bitch in that one.

Am I the only spaz here without a Netflix queue? I still drive over to Blockbuster all the time and get charged because I forget to return my shit all the time. I may have to just start one. Is there like a referral bonus anyone gets if I sign up off of their account or something?

Posted by: Jaci at July 15, 2008 9:03 PM

A couple of days ago I saw his profile with nice pics on 'rich kiss.com'. It's a profes sional site. He has pics, blog and friend circle there. And more he's a certified million aire. It seems he's very serious there.

Posted by: sign at July 16, 2008 3:49 AM

Holy Godtopus Jaci, yes, the wonders of a Netflix account really never DO cease!! Get thee over and sign up! Who goes to a video store when you can laze around and have movies BROUGHT to you??!?

Of course when you're a regular 'jiba reader and you get a heaping of excellent movie suggestions day after day, your queue will swell to a size you'll swear that when you do add something new (like I just did with Penelope and The Bank Job), it'll take a year to actually come up to the top!

Posted by: JR at July 16, 2008 9:29 AM

*shifty eyes*

You're not the only one, Jaci... I keep swearing I'm going to do it (join Netflix) because they have a WAY bigger selection than LackLuster video does... especially foreign films and docs and such that BB has none of. (that or one day, I'm going to make good on my video store idea, complete with screening room.... there'll be theme screening weeks and everything! a pipe dream, perhaps, but a pretty one.)

Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen at July 16, 2008 2:34 PM