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Leave Me Alone, Roscoe Jenkins

This Week’s DVD Releases / The Pajiba Staff

DVD Releases | June 17, 2008 | Comments (20)


4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days: 4 Months, a film about a woman trying to obtain an abortion in a Romania under Nicolae Ceauşescu rule, received a rave review from Phillip. He wrote, “Mungiu’s film is not meant to be a paean to the pro-choice ethos, but he makes it clear that the subjugation of women is a monstrous injustice. But even this is but the symptom of a larger sickness — the social sickness of a people bullied into fear and mistrust by their total lack of power. And in 1987, so cruelly close to the end of Ceauşescu’s reign, that sickness was all the more bitter. Mungiu wants to show us that merely surviving that era was unremarkable, but surviving with your humanity intact was all but impossible.”

Fool’s Gold: Agent Bedhead understood Gold for what it was, writing: “If you expect more than the evenly-tanned, glorious bodies of Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson, you’ll likely be very disappointed. Fool’s Gold sees the leads from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days reunited for more begrudging romance in the form of an action-adventure caper. Unfortunately, director Andy Tennant, along with fellow screenwriters John Claflin and Daniel Zelman, weaves a convoluted tale that is far too overwrought and plot-heavy for the film’s lighthearted mood. The result is mixed, but it will find its salvation with those who acknowledge that between love and shirtlessness lies Matthew McConaughey.”

Under the Same Moon: Nathaniel gave in to the endearing La Misma Luna, and I don’t blame him. He wrote, “I resisted, but Under the Same Moon prevailed. I swallowed the first round of lumps in my throat and I held strong against it until about halfway through, when I caved. I especially loved the way the film cuts itself off before risking overkill in the endearingly awkward city-street rhythms of its predictable but highly satisfying conclusion. The movie didn’t capture the entirety of my cold and cynical heart, but it laid claim to a good chunk of it for 106 minutes. That is to say, the comparison to the relentless eye-flooding power of Cinema Paradiso is really overdoing it, but I won’t lie to you. There’s probably surveillance video at Lincoln Plaza Cinema to prove this anyhow. I did dab my eyes several times as I exited the theater. Damn you, Carlitos, and your unbreakable mother/son love bond! You got me.”

Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins: Must we even speak of it, for to do so only reminds us that it exists.


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Comments

Aw, poor little dvd releases that no one cares about.

[hugs you to my bosom]

I'll take you to the zoo, the people at the zoo will treat you real respectable like.

Posted by: Julie at June 17, 2008 1:07 PM

Instead of renting ...Roscoe Jenkins how bout I just smack myself in the balls with a tack hammer? I'm pretty sure it'll be slightly less painful, I will vomit less, my smile will return sooner, and I'm more likely to still be able to reproduce. Birth control, scmirthcontrol. Ladies...if you don't like those pesky patches, and you just don't have the mental fortitude to remember to take a tiny pill once-a-day, put the ball in the man's side of the court and guarantee no kids by showing him the scene containing an implied-nude MOnique in the shower talking about her 'treats.'

Posted by: PissBoy at June 17, 2008 1:13 PM

Something tells me MOnique's doorknob looks something like the ----------> to the right here in the ads.

Posted by: PissBoy at June 17, 2008 1:16 PM

Scmirthcontrol sounds like something a clown would take to prevent pregnancy...I'm picturing a condom that can turn into a balloon animal.

Block those babies AND make an inflatable pony!

Posted by: Julie at June 17, 2008 1:19 PM

Regarding '4 Months', I got to watch it free on Netflix Instant Movies this weekend. I think it's still available.

Posted by: TMax at June 17, 2008 1:27 PM

I'm picturing a condom that can turn into a balloon animal.

Wait...nobody else does that with regular condoms?

Posted by: jM at June 17, 2008 1:43 PM

Heehee, PissBoy, your arrow is pointing to Stephen Colbert. That's almost as funny as the disgusting anti-meat ad that I suspect you were going for.

Posted by: MO (no relation to MOnique, thank you very much!) at June 17, 2008 1:47 PM

Damn, and here I thought that MOnique's "fortress of solitude" looked like a white couple on vacation after a Spencer's shopping spree.

Posted by: jM at June 17, 2008 2:00 PM

To quote David Benson;

"Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins; take THAT black history month."

Posted by: SR at June 17, 2008 2:27 PM

scmirthcontrol

I read smurfcontrol...but gotdam if we need any more white-hatted blue babies.

Posted by: J_Capri at June 17, 2008 3:18 PM

Regarding '4 Months', I got to watch it free on Netflix Instant Movies this weekend. I think it's still available.

I might check into that. Watching these things make me queasy, though...like when I watched that Lilya movie a few months back.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at June 17, 2008 3:27 PM

Whoever does these DVD release columns is awful at their job.

An (incomplete) summary of the inaccuracies and problems with this list as well as omissions:

1. Be Kind Rewind is now ACTUALLY available to those of you with out Blu-Ray players. Pajiba erroneously said it came out last week.

2. Californication Season 1 is now also actually released. Pajiba also falsely said it came out last week.

3. 4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days was widely available in the United States starting June 10th. At a minimum that's when you could start getting it for delivery from Netflix.

4. No mention of the release of Hipster favorite "Meerkat Manor" on DVD?

5. The Original Get Smart Movie "The Nude Bomb" was also released this week. No mention even though the related film will be released shortly.

Seriously people, if you're not even going to try why put out a DVD release column at all?

Posted by: Sirkickyass at June 17, 2008 3:30 PM

...SirPoopyPants

Posted by: PissBoy at June 17, 2008 4:21 PM

The arrow was pointing at ORGANIC COTTON...haha that actually sounds kinda nice.

Posted by: schrome at June 17, 2008 7:57 PM

I am still at work and beyond overtired, but I am still going to credit 100% of my giggling to PissBoy. I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Kolby at June 17, 2008 8:23 PM

Uwe Boll? Is that you?

No? Fuck then, Sirkickyass get an enema or what the funk ever you have to do and chhhhiiillllll oooooouuuuut. Better yet, take that clicky thing we call a mouse, scroll on over to the address bar in your browser and hang with people.com or some shit. Christ on a Cracker you are driving me to drink more than this asinine "pretend phone" game my 2 year old keeps boring me with. Shit, all I wanna do when I get home is read some funny shit, take a nap, and have my man cook me some dinner. Why you gotta be pissin' all over my day yo?

I got an idea, I'll put my kid on here, she can type some crap and you two can have a conversation, I can stop pretending to talk to "gramma" and we can all breathe easier! Fun for everyone!!!!

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Why yes lil chica, Goofy goes to Mars IS the best of the Clubhouse genre!

SirKicky? Your turn!

Posted by: lilianna28 at June 17, 2008 8:29 PM

Oh Snap! Get that man some water 'cause he's just been burned.

Posted by: the_wakeful at June 17, 2008 8:49 PM

Yes...the arrow was supposed to be pointing at the hunk of meat.

Posted by: PissBoy at June 18, 2008 8:44 AM

"Seriously people, if you're not even going to try why put out a DVD release column at all?"

Gee, I guess because it's fun to watch you wet the bed over stupid shit.

Posted by: I Love Beets at June 18, 2008 9:32 AM

Shadows of Dakaron, I hear you...
Lilya had me weeping like a baby in the theatre and while I thought it was a great film I couldn't bring myself to watch it again.
I fear 4 months... will have the same effect, and have been avoiding it, despite the good reviews.

Posted by: missh at June 19, 2008 11:43 AM