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I scream at my oven all the time! Granted, every time I open it, there's an angry badger inside. Maybe she has a badger? Or a mongoose?

Referencing the idiots behind Spartans is an insult to Mike Judge's fine work on Beavis and Butthead. Beavis and Butthead were much smarter than that movie.

Maybe there are gremlins living in her oven. Do you really think Alba knows how to work an oven?

Hooray, yelling at the oven is back!

I hadn't realized how much I missed that still.

This of course also makes me think of The Talking Stove and "it feels like someone with a fever is yelling at my pants!", which cheer up the day I was annoyed with.

The oven yelling is one of my favoritest Skitt moments.

I know why she's screaming at the oven - it's because it's the oven in my kitchen, and my housemate's been cooking again.

Y'see, my housemate only works three nights a week, and doesn't really have the financial acument to manage the meagre amount of money he does earn, which leads to him being too poor to buy real food most of the time. Luckily, though, he was blessed with the gastronomical fortitude of a goat and a bizarre kind of culinary genius when faced with limited ingredients.

There was the one time he made himself a bowl of baked beans and sweetcorn with barbecue sauce. Or the odd concoction of baked beans and mashed potato stirred together into a weird, fluffy, orangey mess. Today it was spaghetti, tomato soup and dry-fried spam.

I'm convinced that one day, his strange kitchen alchemy will result in him accidentally spawning intelligent life - a malevolent entity born of Super Noodles, Pop Tarts and strips of bacon that will shudder moistly to life, oil it's way out of the kitchen and murder us all.

Glad I could propel you along that particular voyage of discovery there, SkitMax. *takes a bow*

Oddly enough, I did see him tentatively scraping about half the bowl into the bin earlier... When questioned, he said that perhaps the sweet-and-sour sauce was a step too far.

Dill your roommate's problem is a desire for culinary variety, clearly. I've lived for a whole week eating spaghetti topped with frozen spinach, tomato sauce, and parmesean cheese for a week. Or more. Pasta is a bit component of my diet when I'm buying my own food. I'm very happy to be living at home for the summer and so is my stomach.

Re: screaming at the oven - maybe she has an oven that always smokes up and sets off the fire alarm? Ours does that and it drives me crazy.

Proof-reading: I don't has it.

brownribbon you rock!

My husband's roommate in college ate strange concoctions when no real food was around. He thought of food as fuel and so it didn't matter what the taste was as long as it was fueling his body.

I saw him eat a peanut butter and sardine sandwich. He ate the whole thing and then said it was quite awful.

It's playing Awake

*snortle*

I think it gave her a premonition of what her million-dollar asset is going to look like after she craps out that kid.

I humbly submit to the Pajiba Overlords that the photo of Alba screaming at the oven make it into the title header.

That photo is a thing of inherent stupidity and thus, should be up there as a tribute to our scathing and bitchy-ness.

The header needs to be reserved for pictures of Robot Cock and the Digital Wangdoodle.

She is screaming at the oven because she just realized she will have a child named Cash Jr. without "Johnny" in front of it, forever dooming him to douchebag status.

That, or because the lasagna got burned. Whatever.

mswas- Skitt can tell you why. He saw the film, because no one would tell him why she was screaming.

Bethy I think there is actually only one rack in the oven. The other things that look like racks are really the rack supports, so that she can adjust the oven racks to the proper place in the oven for whatever she's baking that day. The question then becomes, "Who only has one oven rack?"

thanks tamatha - now how do i get in touch with skitt? do i just loiter here and wait for him to comment?

and trying to think of something pithy to say about jessica alba and her rack, but really don't want to go there.

hmmmm, you may be right tamatha

either way, that is one messed up oven

I would return it if I were her (if it is still under warrenty that is)

The oven yelling is one of my favoritest Skitt moments.

Mine too, Servo. I was also getting an enormous chuckle out of Dill's roomie's kitchen exploits until I stumbled over the WORD. I had to stop reading the entire rest of the comments. In fact, I need to take some Tums.

At least that's how I remember it. But sometimes I like to think it's Sue Storm catching her brother rubbing one out in the oven...

Comic book geek sex humor! Love!

I never yell at my oven.

Hee! Three-nineteen, that just cemented my love for you.

My best friend calls it "bathing the kitty."

Clarification: pain and blood for me, not the cat.

Skittimus - she sees the factory fire in the oven?

I may have to catch this on cable sometime just to satisfy my curiosity.

Love the Sue Storm comment btw, though it did not make me snort a bagel.

"Yelling at the oven" -- I nominate this phrase as a euphemism for the face a girl (or guy) makes when s/he gets it in the pooper without any lube.

My friends and I just called it "riding the faucet." Because, um, that's what we did.

Not as bad as clinging, leech-like, to the side of the pool in order to fully experience the jets. Almost every girl I've ever asked has nodded her head vigorously and then screamed "I thought it was just me!!" And then swapped stories about how horrible it is that lifeguards wear mirrored sunglasses. You can't ever tell if they're staring at you or not. And you're, of course, playing the whole thing off like "Oh, I've been swimming for hours now And I'm so tired so I just want to hang on this ledge right heeeeerrrrrrrree. Mmmmmm. Yeah."

The Eye sucked so bad, horrible acting/story. Meet The Spartans,seriously....seriously why would you waste your money on something so retarded? Semi-Pro was funnier than I expected it to be, I really went into watching this movie expecting few laughs, but it was quite enjoyable in the end.