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Charlie Wilson’s Cloverfield

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DVD Releases | April 23, 2008 | Comments (26)


Charlie Wilson’s War: Dustin got his panties in a bunch effusing all over Tom Hanks and, especially, Phillip Seymour Hoffman in War, writing: “They gave Sorkin’s lightweight story some gravitas, and turned what had been merely a pretty goddamn funny script into a drama with comedic fangs. And if, like me, you used to get goosebumps watching one of those indelible Sorkin walk-and-talk exchanges on the little screen, wait until you see Hanks and Hoffman riff off of one another in a theater. Sorkin has always had the benefit of great actors with a gift for Sorkinese patter, but these two transcend Sorkin, chewing up his words and spitting them back out as their own. Charlie Wilson’s War proves why television is a writing medium, while film is an acting one — on TV, I would’ve marveled at that same script, but on the silver screen, it’s hard at times to appreciate anything but Hanks and Hoffman.

Cloverfield: I remember way back in January the modest disappointment many of our readers had for Cloverfield after watching it. Well, I bet you didn’t realize just how long it would be until another decent action film came down the pipes. We’re at three-and-a-half months and counting (9 days until Iron Man). At any rate, at the time, Dan wrote of Cloverfield, that it ” is just one giant gimmick, but it’s so well executed that the film feels fresh and exciting even as it trots out predictable plot points and story devices without even bothering to acknowledge it. Monster movies will likely never feel really original ever again — monster attacks, people die, everyone runs, repeat — but Cloverfield isn’t about telling an original story, but by presenting an old one with a new look. It’s a decent and entertaining movie, but it’s damn near perfect at being what it wants to be, which is a thrilling, fast-paced, tech-based story about a giant creature tearing the hell out of Manhattan and killing some really good-looking twentysomethings in the process.”

One Missed Call: For those of you who saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall, this is the movie that must have inspired the scene in which Sarah’s boyfriend and ex-boyfriend mocked Sarah for taking a role in a horror movie where the victims were killed by a cell phone. That’s basically what happens in One Missed Call, of which Dustin wrote: “Man a-fucking-live. I am in awe of Hollywood today. I am marveling at the sheer levels of motherfuckery that it took to greenlight One Missed Call. The amount of numskullery it must have taken just blows my goddamn mind. To call One Missed Call boneheaded would be a huge insult to mineralized osseous tissue; starving dogs would steer clear of this stripped pork chop.”

The Orphanage: Ranylt was reasonably satisfied with this Del Toro produced Spanish horror film, writing “The Orphanage fuses elements from three acclaimed horror predecessors into one movie: it has The Devil’s Backbone’s Spanish orphanage setting, The Changeling’s dead, disabled children as vengeful ghosts and that riveting séance centrepiece, and The Haunting’s troubled heroine fatally obsessed with an old mansion. In fact, of all three movies, I’d say The Changeling informs The Orphanage the most; fans of the former can play match-the-ingredient while watching the latter, and probably enjoy the experience in so far as both films share a great deal of classic atmospheric devices—not to mention atmosphere. The Orphanage plays with nothing we haven’t seen before, but by and large it plays with them well, and results in a capable recombination with only minor, genre-specific problems and an overall less-than feeling when compared to some of its sister films.”

And speaking of The Orphanage, I promised one copy to Doog a few weeks back for writing the top comment in Eloquent Eloquence. I emailed the address left in the comment, but got no response. Doog, if you’re out there, drop me an email: dustin at pajiba dot com.

The Savages: John liked The Savages well enough, but argued that it was lesser than a similarly themed movie: “You Can Count On Me, which also starred Linney, would be an obvious benchmark for The Savages, but those heights aren’t reached here, partly because Jon and Wendy aren’t quite different enough to create the same emotional complexity. They bicker, but it’s rooted in recognizing themselves in each other, whereas the siblings in You Can Count On Me legitimately mystified each other. Instead, if The Savages has a kindred spirit in recent memory, I would say it’s Wonder Boys, which features a slightly larger cast of central characters, but establishes a similar tone of smart-but-depressive people living in a formerly thriving industrial town now down on its luck.”

What Would Jesus Buy?: Dustin agreed with the central message of WWJB?, an assault on the commercialization of Christmas, but disagree with the way the documentary went about exploring it: “WWJB? goes about it completely wrong. It attacks the wrong people, and the insufferable Morgan Spurlock minion in this documentary somehow manages to be even more obnoxious, braying, and vainglorious than his mentor. His name is Reverend Billy, and after ten minutes in his presence, you’d sacrifice your own mother to the Tacopus Gods to get out of his airspace. Imagine Jimmy Swaggart crossed with Spurlock combined with the self-righteousness of a Green Party Unitarian PETA vegan who brushes her teeth with that shitty Tom’s of Maine toothpaste, buys recycled toilet paper and home births in her eco-village communal house where her and her 12 dreadlocked roommates take turns cooking tofu stir fry (sorry Ithacans) and you have a rough approximation of how unholy repugnant and invidious this man is.”


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Comments

My biggest beef with Cloverfield is that I don't think anyone involved in making the film had ever actually been to New York City...you don't get into a subway station near the Brooklyn Bridge and ten minutes later end up in Bloomingdales or walk around the corner and find yourself in Columbus Circle after just walking by the Empire State Building...

Posted by: Masey at April 23, 2008 12:31 PM

After waiting in vain for The Orphanage to visit the nearest non-multiplex, I'm looking forward to trying to track it down as a rental.

Posted by: Cindy at April 23, 2008 12:34 PM

I have sneak preview passes to Iron Man next week!

WOO HOO!

Posted by: SCG at April 23, 2008 12:35 PM

as this girl does not do horror, the only movie that will be added to my netflix queue is Charlie Wilson's War, cause I love me some Sorkin (speakin of which, Sports Night better make the 15 best season lists, or I swear to Godtopus I will kidnap TK's zombie hoards and storm Pajiba headquarters)

Posted by: Bethy at April 23, 2008 12:37 PM

Absolutely true to say I liked The Savages "well enough." No argument. I just want to say for the record, though, that You Can Count On Me is one of my very favorite movies, ever, so I'd still recommend renting The Savages if you didn't catch it in the theater.

Posted by: JMW at April 23, 2008 12:40 PM

I have Cloverfield at home right now and I am more than psyched to watch it. I'm hoping that viewing it in my apartment will lessen the chance of my getting nauseous from the shaky cam.

Posted by: Julie at April 23, 2008 12:42 PM

I don't care if it was from last week's round-up, the video store was out - I just saw "There Will Be Blood" last night and... wow. I am afraid to see what movie could have been better than that. Damn.

I was annoyed with the last on-screen death in Cloverfield. Fanboy bitchy as it might sound, I was hoping for something a little less contrived.

Posted by: twig at April 23, 2008 1:21 PM

SCG, I usually don't make offers like this, but I'll glady murderize the person of your choice if you wanna give me one o'them magic tickets...

Except for Robert Downey Jr., that'd just be weird...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at April 23, 2008 1:39 PM

How 'bout a night of passion with Skittimus Minimus? He's a half-drink date and he don't get too grabby with his turkey-claw if you set some ground rules prior to alcohol consumption....

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at April 23, 2008 1:41 PM

I've also got a blurry photo of my mom naked, circa 1974 that I've been hanging onto for reasons I can't get into here...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at April 23, 2008 1:43 PM

Skitt, maybe if you and Minimus perform a duet of "Ebony and Ivory" you'll get a ticket to the movie. That would certainly convince me.

Posted by: Julie at April 23, 2008 1:54 PM

I've also got a blurry photo of my mom naked, circa 1974 that I've been hanging onto for reasons I can't get into here...

there are just so many things wrong with that sentence....

Posted by: Bethy at April 23, 2008 1:58 PM

Ewww...Skitt? That almost made me hurl. Gross, dude...

Now if you'll excuse me...I got some eye juice to lather on...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at April 23, 2008 2:09 PM

My friend also took the Sarah Marshall comment about cell phones to be similar to One Missed Call.

I laughed so hard at that scene because I thought they were referring to Pulse, which actually stars Kristen Bell and has a similar concept.

I strangely enjoyed Pulse, despite it's massive plot holes.

Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2008 2:19 PM

Dear Netflix,

There Will Be Blood. I'm still waiting. Send it to me!!

PS: Thanks for Lars and the Real Girl, though. I still love you.

-Riles

Posted by: Riles at April 23, 2008 2:20 PM

I've also got a blurry photo of my mom naked, circa 1974 that I've been hanging onto for reasons I can't get into here...

oh Skitt, who DOESN'T have a blurry photo of your mom naked? I think mine's circa 1994 though, so yours is probably hotter.

Posted by: lilianna28 at April 23, 2008 2:21 PM

by the way, for all you netflix users - if you're stuck out on the road on business (Columbus, OH of all places, or just have a better resolution on your computer compared to your TV (also my case), you can watch The Orphanage instantly; which was great news to me because I almost spent the $15 to rent Cloverfield.

Posted by: Colin at April 23, 2008 2:21 PM

Yep, I think I'll be a-rentin' The Orphanage and tossing back a few tonight... I love a good creepy horror movie.

Unfortunately most everyone else I know gets the willies too much to enjoy movies like that, so I'll probably have to watch it alone. *sigh* Oh well, more for me!

Posted by: Becky Tri-Tip Goddess at April 23, 2008 2:39 PM

lilianna28, when you say "I think mine's circa 1994 though, so yours is probably hotter", are you meaning "hotter" in an attractive sense, or in the sense that due to my photo being twenty years younger, the sheer volume of body hair tha...

(...hurk...)

...anybody got tips/tricks for cleaning vomit out of a keyboard?

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at April 23, 2008 2:59 PM

wow....why you would voluntarally inflict that upon yourself Skitt I do not know....

(but I would just throw the keyboard in the dishwasher, that should do the trick)

Posted by: Bethy at April 23, 2008 3:30 PM

Colin;

Zero Effect and King of Kong are also on the Netflix instant watch. Both are awesome.

Posted by: twig at April 23, 2008 4:33 PM

How about the single most glaring error in Cloverfield: The Statue of Liberty's head can fit down a single street without destroying the buildings on either side? Have you ever seen the statue of liberty? I have stood INSIDE ITS CROWN with room to spare. In that scene everyone would have died instantly from crushing. Just FYI.

Also: Skitt...I...wow. Just wow.

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Tim & Eric Awesome Show: Great Job.

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Posted by: Lily at April 24, 2008 10:35 AM

AYEEE YE SCURVY BASTARDS

THERE BE SPAMMERS ABOARD

Posted by: Alexa at April 26, 2008 7:09 PM