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Atonement: “Joe Wright has trimmed the letter but kept the spirit of the book,” Dan writes, “creating one of the more structurally and emotionally faithful adaptations of all time. But I should be very careful here: It’s not successful because it is a replica of the book, but because it takes the book’s story and (most of its) ideas and becomes as canon as canon can be in regards to literary adaptations … It’s a big, bold film, thoroughly captivating from the first lavish minute to the haunting final frames. Wright has taken McEwan’s emotionally dense novel and suffused it with a sense of sweep all too rarely seen in modern film to create something grand, and noble, and heartbreaking. It’s a different beast than the book altogether, good all on its own, but for its own distinctive ways.”

Enchanted: Agent Bedhead conceded that Enchanted “is a pleasant surprise of a children’s film that carries the so-called spirit of the season,” even though “the formulaic happy ending wins and Disney remains Disney. Still, Enchanted displays just enough cunning self-awareness within the Disney genre to make the film work as a successful family film.”

I Am Legend: Dustin frustratingly suggests that “I Am Legend is so good for so long that the last 25 minutes — which are like staring at the unflushed leavings on Taco night at Michael Bay’s house — are worse than a slap to the face; the last act is like a spiked wrecking ball into the left orb, puncturing your fibrous tunic and spilling eye collagen into your lap. Those in love with the novel’s original story and ending may as well walk toward the nearest bridge, grab the collar on the back of your shirt, and toss yourself over. Hell, I almost wish I’d left before the wrecking ball arrived, because until then, I Am Legend is a beautifully shot, almost meditative mutant flick, a quietly exhilarating cross between Resident Evil (if RE were any damn good) and Cast Away with Will Smith in the lead.”

Love in the Time of Cholera: Agent Bedhead writes of the Javier Bardem starrer, “Screenwriter Ronald Harwood quickly negates much of Love In The Time Of Cholera’s depth and inner richness. In an ill-fated attempt to fit in too many events and sweeping views of the lush Colombian landscape, the film makes room only for the love story component of the film, plus or minus the occasional mention of sickness and war, which makes it a film that only the fawning members of Oprah’s Book Club will probably adore.

Revolver: Don’t see it. Seriously. Do not watch it.

The Seeker: The Dark is Rising: Phillip, the resident fantasy enthusiast, writes that Susan Cooper’s novels are “next to impossible to adapt faithfully — it’s slow, obtuse, profound, and an Anglophile’s wet dream; each of Cooper’s five books delves into a different guise of British mythology and folklore (from English, Cornish, and Welsh angles). Ultimately, the series deserves treatment by a long BBC miniseries. What it doesn’t deserve is the complete bastardization of The Seeker, a stupid, hollow adventure romp that shares only the name of Cooper’s books and was made by a cast and crew who didn’t give two shits about their source material.”

Southland Tales: John writes of Richard Kelly’s follow-up to Donnie Darko: “If Kelly intended this as a consciously hammy fantasia with a dash of cultural and spiritual commentary, he’s made a pretty bad movie that nonetheless provides some fun. If he thinks this is a trenchant indictment masquerading as a lark, he’s made a terrible movie and almost all the laughs are on him.”


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Comments

I'm so glad I read the review for I am Legend. I passed out with about a 1/2 hour left.

Posted by: Wormer at March 19, 2008 12:08 PM

I am buying Atonement on my way home from work. If anyone has anything to say against that movie, I will swipe Boo's katana and use it without mercy. This includes attacks on KK as Cecilia.

Posted by: Nicole at March 19, 2008 12:12 PM

Alternate ending on the 'I Am Legend' DVD might suck less? Hopefully? Haven't seen the movie yet.

It's sad when I can say "oh well at least it's 2/3 of a good movie" and consider that a good thing.

Posted by: twig at March 19, 2008 12:12 PM

*Staff Note: Be on the lookout for spoilers in the comments after this note if you're wanting to avoid them.*

I have to admit that I just watched I Am Legend last weekend, and criiieeed like a little baby. After Sam has to be dispatched, and Will Smith walks into the video store to talk to the "hot chick" in the corner. I've been in a funk for days because of that.

I also feel compelled to admit that I've never read the book. I've tried, but my local library is useless.

Posted by: OhRosieMyGirl at March 19, 2008 12:14 PM

Also saw the alternate ending, and I would make some snarky comments about how it makes no goddamned sense, and the original ending is better in comparison, but then it occurs to me that maybe that's how the book ended, which would mean I'm talking out my ass and inviting the Ridicule of the Pajibas.

Posted by: OhRosieMyGirl at March 19, 2008 12:17 PM

I watched I Am Legend last night, and I must say I enjoyed the hell out of it. It was beautifully filmed, I'm a sucker for shots of a desolate post-apocolyptic world.

Will Smith really handled his character well, he was able to convey his loneliness and desperation so well that I felt almost claustrophobic.

My roommate made sure to mock the shit out of me, I came out of my room bawling after a particular scene and she was all "I thought you were watching a scary movie!"

Posted by: Julie at March 19, 2008 12:19 PM

Anyone care to play the odds on how soon the spambot shows up with "oh Donnie Darko, I love him, is he single.........

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 19, 2008 12:24 PM

OhRosieMyGirl: I get the same way when I see animal deaths in movies. Give me humans chopped up into pieces and baked in a pie I will barely flinch but kill off a dog, I'm useless.

Fortunately, I barely remember that scene!

Posted by: Wormer at March 19, 2008 12:26 PM

Alternate ending for I am Legend right here.

It is better than the original. But not as great as has been said...

Posted by: heddy at March 19, 2008 12:31 PM

Paddy, the funniest I've seen so far is when it trolled through whichever the hell thread involved Sam Rockwell, and there was something or other about how much it loves "her".

I'm worried, though, that if people keep talking about a certain creepy blonde girl in the trade roundup, things might end up more than a little disturbing with the spambot.

Posted by: Sarina at March 19, 2008 12:38 PM

Dakota Fanning is my favoritest actress. Her blog was seen at "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.c o m" last week. Would you like to have a tea party? Her dollies want to play with you.

[eats your soul]

Posted by: Spambot Julie at March 19, 2008 12:49 PM

Wormer: I'm the exact same way. Hack up some poor dumb girl, let the gore fly, but noooooo! Not the dog!!!

With I Am Legend, I was actually priding myself for managing to keep my composure with that scenario, not losing my shit, but the "I miss my friend. Please say hello to me" line, oh jeez, it still makes me get all sniffley just thinking about it.

Will Smith, Fresh Prince though he may be, looney Cruisey friends or no, is a damn fine actor.

Posted by: OhRosieMyGirl at March 19, 2008 12:50 PM

I'm telling you folks, the "spambot" is BarbadoSlim taking the piss.

Come out, B-Slim, damn you! I know you're out there!

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at March 19, 2008 12:54 PM

Just noticed the staff spoiler alert. Woot! for the big mouth!! *dances the big mouth jig*

Posted by: OhRosieMyGirl at March 19, 2008 12:58 PM

"I miss my friend. Please say hello to me"

OhRosieMyGirl, are you trying to make me cry?! I was sad all. Last. Night.

Posted by: Julie at March 19, 2008 12:59 PM

"Alternate ending on the 'I Am Legend' DVD might suck less? Hopefully?"

Sadly, no. It's actually worse, in my opinion, especially if you've read the book. I wanted to fucking strangle someone after that movie. The review is correct - it's fucking brilliant for 2 hours, and then completely shits the bed in the final act. And the DVD does no better.

What makes the whole sordid mess so infinitely frustrating is that it completely negates WHY THE BOOK IS CALLED I AM LEGEND. COMPLETELY.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Sorry. I get a little worked up over Matheson books.


FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Posted by: TK at March 19, 2008 1:01 PM

Sorry, Julie! I woke up at 5 o'clock this morning with that on my mind. Just spreading the misery.

Posted by: OhRosieMyGirl at March 19, 2008 1:02 PM

Now I want to read the book just to understand the hoopla over the ending. I thought the movie ending was meh.

Posted by: Julie at March 19, 2008 1:08 PM

I can't watch I Am Legend for the same reasons I can't watch a lot of movies - I'm a puss. My sister and her boyfriend saw it in the theatre (I'm feeling British today) and I asked them point blank about the dog, and they told me, and now that movie is dead to me.

Posted by: Nicole at March 19, 2008 1:10 PM

Julie, I have no fear of Miss Fanning and her tea parties, for I have no soul for her to eat.

I don't like her dolls, though. Dolls are creepy as hell.

Posted by: Sarina at March 19, 2008 1:11 PM

And Rosie, no, that's NOT how the book ended.

God, I want to explain the books ending so badly, just so people will understand just how badly the movie mangled it. OK, fine. PLEASE skip this if you plan on reading the book. If not...

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

In the book, the woman doesn't have a child. And the woman is a vampire, the next stage in their evolution, essentially. And the idea is that Neville has been killing vampires for so long, and is the only one of his kind, and he is a legend to the monsters. And then they break in and kill him. There is no last stronghold of humans. It's the birth of a new race. The monsters take over the world. And it's a fucking awesome ending.

End Spoilers End Spoilers End Spoilers End Spoilers End Spoilers End Spoilers

Posted by: TK at March 19, 2008 1:12 PM

I asked them point blank about the dog, and they told me, and now that movie is dead to me.

Nicole, I wept like a little bitch. I wept like someone had told me that my dog died, my friends were abandoning me, alcohol was being banned in the state of Pennsylvania, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was cancelled...all in one sitting.

Posted by: Julie at March 19, 2008 1:14 PM

!!!!!!!!!!! TK, why the fuck didn't they use that ending?! That sounds AWESOME.

I'm so glad I didn't know about that before watching the movie, or I would have gone on a rampage.

Posted by: Julie at March 19, 2008 1:17 PM

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Posted by: Anon at March 19, 2008 1:19 PM

Thanks, TK, for clearing that up. I didn't read your explanation because I do have every intention of reading the book very soon. Though it is reassuring to know that the book doesn't end in the same craptacular fashion as the movie, as my psyche was starting to show the first warning signs of Matheson Doubt.

I also appreciate the bold spoiler warning lines. It allowed me to quickly skip past without even looking for fear of catching an errant spoiling word. In fact, all I caught was "world. And it's a fucking awesome ending." And that's all I really need to know.

Posted by: OhRosieMyGirl at March 19, 2008 1:20 PM

"Only You Can Prevent Internet Fires!"

Did Smokey the Bear just have an e-seizure in here?

Posted by: Sarina at March 19, 2008 1:23 PM

I just watched the alternate ending for I Am Legend, and while I agree that it still loses the original meaning of the book, I found it profoundly better and less like a campy, b-list, cop-out ending.

It's damn near tragic that this movie could have been INCREDIBLE...and nearly was, if it wasn't for that ending.

Actually, I've been thinking about it and the ending dissapointed me in a similar way to that of War of the Worlds. Anyone else find that? Like the whole meaning was completely obliterated because everyone involved on the film thought the audience would be too stupid to get it.

Posted by: citizen_cris at March 19, 2008 1:23 PM

To anyone and everyone who hasn't read the book:

[b]Read the book.[/b]

Also, if you can find it, there is an old cheapo movie adaptation called The Last Man on Earth, starring Vincent Price, which is worth watching. Though not great, it sounds a lot better than the new movie.

Whatever. [b]Read the book.[/b]

Posted by: Jerce at March 19, 2008 1:25 PM

Fuck. I fucked up that whole post entirely.

What I meant to say was, "The [old] movie is a lot better than the new movie sounds."

And what I meant to say twice was:

Read the book.

I haven't had my lunch...Where is my lunch?

Posted by: Jerce at March 19, 2008 1:27 PM

Jerce...was it a turkey sandwich with a moist maker?* Cause if it was, I ate it.


*Friends flashback

Posted by: Julie at March 19, 2008 1:30 PM

C_C;

War of the Worlds, from what I could tell, was completely true to the source material, though, right down to the suddenly happy ending.

... and I have some problems with the way the book of 'I Am Legend' ended, not at all with the ending but exactly how it came about. Neville kind of got screwed on a technicality. I scanned the Movie Spoiler and watched the alternate ending, and basically without that very, very last bit, I kind of prefer alternate ending to the way the book ended.

Posted by: twig at March 19, 2008 1:31 PM

Julie, no...But it is turkey. It is a Marie Callender Turkey Pot Pie.

And those bitches have to bake for an hour. Damn, I'm hungry.

No, don't even talk to me about microwaves. Just NO.

Posted by: Jerce at March 19, 2008 1:36 PM

And those bitches have to bake for an hour.

Oh, but they are worth every minute.

And damn straight about the microwaving. I'd rather eat saltines for lunch than ruin perfectly good food in the microwave.

Posted by: Sarina at March 19, 2008 1:40 PM

It is a Marie Callender Turkey Pot Pie.

Verily, 'tis the Cadillac of frozen entrees.

*drooling*

Posted by: twig at March 19, 2008 1:41 PM

Same here Sarina, if I wanted soggy food I would...well, I'd be crazy.

Posted by: Julie at March 19, 2008 1:46 PM

So if I understand this right, "I am Legend" = "Old Yeller" with Zombies or Vampires.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 19, 2008 2:00 PM

Battlestar Galactica Season 3 came out on DVD as well this week. Now I just need to watch 2 seasons and the movie to catch up for the upcoming season.

Posted by: Brian at March 19, 2008 2:29 PM

was it a turkey sandwich with a moist maker

Julie, I think I might have to break up with you, because that sentence contains the one word in the English language that actually makes me gag. *hint - one of the last two words*

And perish the fucking thought of outlawing booze in PA and cancelling Sunny. Don't speak of these things, lest they become true.

P.S. - re: Smokey the Bear - Sarina, word.

Posted by: Nicole at March 19, 2008 2:49 PM

Maker maker maker maker

HA!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: TK at March 19, 2008 2:59 PM

Verily, 'tis the Cadillac of frozen entrees.

Verily, 'tis true. Mine eyes have been opened.

Mmmmmmmmm.

And now I shall be logy and confused for the rest of the afternoon.

Posted by: Jerce at March 19, 2008 3:20 PM

TK, I just actually laughed, like, in the literal sense. Someone asked me what the hell was so funny, and when I said, "Maker's a funny word," she backed slowly out of my office.

So I guess what I'm saying is, thank you for aiding my continuing mission to convince everyone I'm a complete psychopath.

Posted by: Sarina at March 19, 2008 3:22 PM

Sarina: Anytime, kiddo.

Posted by: TK at March 19, 2008 3:27 PM

Ok, this is one for all the grammar bitches out there, I need support or scorn. I had a debate with my girlfriend about this, and I don't know if anyone's brought this up, but the title, "I Am Legend", still grammatically makes sense right? I checked it in Microsoft Word and the rationale behind it makes sense, but she still takes the opinion that it's wrong to heart. Can anyone give me a solid argument to win this one, or at the very least deconstruct it until I sulk enough to just say, "fuck it, let's go bowling."?

Posted by: Mike R. at March 19, 2008 3:34 PM

Lemme see:

"I Am Legend" makes grammatical sense--but only barely. It would be more grammatically correct to state either, "I Am A Legend" or "I Am Legendary."

"I Am Legend" is a distant third in the Grammatically Correct Race.

But it sounds way cooler than the first two, being all poetical and stuff.

Posted by: Grammar Bitch at March 19, 2008 4:47 PM

Alternate ending for I am Legend right here.

It is better than the original. But not as great as has been said...

I have to agree. The alternate ending is better than the original, but only slightly. And it seems more in tune with the movie's story, rather than the book's. It addressed a concern of mine about the film, which was that they hinted at the lead creature's relationship with Neville, but never went anywhere with it. This new ending actually makes sense of it. Plus, while it doesn't copy the book's ending, it is a lot closer in spirit than the theatrical version was.

In short, I liked it.

Posted by: Vermillion at March 19, 2008 5:02 PM

The best adaptation of Matheson's novel is The Omega Man starring Charlton "from my cold dead hands" Heston. Hands down. The crazy 70s fashions, the terrible editing, the fantastically awful script ("Don't screw up. I know how to roll, but it's hard on the elbows. And if you just have to play James Bond, I'll bust your ass"). Why on earth did they bother remaking it?

Posted by: Mary at March 19, 2008 6:18 PM

Marie Callender's crockpot bags are also something to behold. Good for several people, or several meals for one.

And while it's not new this week the animated "New Frontier" movie that finally came out is great! For all you Darwyn Cooke fans out there. If you're out there.

Posted by: Jay at March 20, 2008 7:12 AM

Marie Calendar's Chicken pot Pie with Parmesan, a Heineken and Alias season one-that's my idea of a perfect night.. Sad? Yes. Off Topic? Yes. True? Depressingly so.

Posted by: edo8 at March 21, 2008 3:41 AM