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DVD Releases | March 3, 2009 | Comments (27)


Another incredibly lousy week on DVD shelves, although I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that a new Wonder Woman animated movie is out today. It’s not something I’m particularly interested in, except to note that Keri Russell is the voice of Wonder Woman and Nathan Fillion is the voice of Col. Steve Trevor, so it reunites the leads in Waitress. Alfred Molina, Rosario Dawson, and Virginia Madsen also provide voice work on the film. For the curious, the trailer is after this week’s releases. For Pittsburgh Steeler fans, the Super Bowl video is also out today. I’m sure you can pick it up in any grocery store aisle in Pennsylvania.

Australia: Dan was hard on Baz Luhrmann’s Australia, and for good reason. He writes, “Australia is as big, lumbering, vast, dry, and aimless as the catch-all title would lead you to believe. The fourth film from writer-director Baz Luhrmann is the one where his ambition finally got the best of him, when his desire to tell an all-encompassing story buckled under the weight of cloying grandiosity, wildly uneven tonalities, and just plain old bad writing. Luhrmann has always been a transformer: He takes the story and passes it through his own unique style and verve until it becomes something bigger and weirder and often more engaging than it may have once appeared on paper. Nobody figured that putting the Montagues and Capulets in Hawaiian shirts would really work, or that having Ewan McGregor fall in love with Nicole Kidman inside an elephant’s head would be transportive, but it did, and it was, and that was thanks to Luhrmann’s confidence and skill. But Australia replaces his reach with egomania, and his ability to walk a tightrope between genres with a desperate grab at any story that walks by. The best that can be said for it is that at least it’s a beautiful failure.”

Beverly Hills Chihuahua: Meanwhile, Stacey — who we occasionally pull out of Pajiba Love to review the truly heinous films — despite having a weakness for talking animals, wasn’t a buyer. She wrote: “Every once in a great while … comes along a movie … that looks so goddamn asinine and ridiculous, I just have to see it for myself. Beverly Hills Chihuahua was that movie. A few months ago in Pajiba Love, I inadvertently posted the teaser trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua, featuring a plucky brown Chihuahua named Papi standing before a sea of Chihuahuas like a miniature César Chávez crying out for Chihuahua rights, having no clue what the hell it was. It was just one of those things that was so stupid it made me laugh … Plus, I’m not going to lie. Talking animals? They’re kind of my weak spot. Unfortunately, that one-minute teaser ended up being thoroughly more entertaining than anything found in the insipidly boring Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Yes, the movie was so bad that not even talking animals could save it.”

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Comments

That's it?

God I hope my new Girls Gone Wild DVD arrives today.

Posted by: admin at March 3, 2009 9:50 AM

Baby Bullet has already expressed her desire to watch this movie and to be Wonder Woman for Halloween. Normally, I wouldn't consider a 4-year-old wanting to wear hot pants and a bustier a positive thing, but if it keeps her away from those Bratz kindersluts and teaches her to punch boys, I'll be satisfied.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 3, 2009 9:56 AM

I had enough of "Wonder Women" growing up.

www.IGotCinverse.com

Posted by: bint at March 3, 2009 10:17 AM

"Some Heroes Are Made, This One was Born"
Actually, this one was made. Quite literally made of clay then turned human by the Greek Gods. Check and Mate.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 3, 2009 10:26 AM

Optimus Rhyme, I love you - you beat me to it, but I love you. I was just about to post that if ANY hero was made, it's Wonder Woman.:) Queen Hippolyta wanted a kid, but instead of going all Octo-Mom, she busted out her sculpting skills. What a woman!

Posted by: luthien26 at March 3, 2009 10:43 AM

"...if it keeps her away from those Bratz kindersluts and teaches her to punch boys, I'll be satisfied."

I like the cut of your jib, Tracer.

Posted by: Stella at March 3, 2009 10:53 AM

I've been reasonably happy with the DC DVD titles so far. Superman: Doomsday was a passable adaptation of a classic storyline, Justice League: The New Frontier was pretty great, and Batman: Gotham Knight was interesting just to see the different takes. I'll probably see this at some point. Also the new Green Lantern one that was announced recently.

Posted by: Snath at March 3, 2009 10:57 AM

if it keeps her away from those Bratz kindersluts and teaches her to punch boys, I'll be satisfied

Mrs. tavi (who, for obscure clan reasons, hyphenates as Mrs. Daisy tikki Duck-tavi, which can be quite confusing) told me I'd be sorry if we have girl kits. But I'm looking forward to the ninja training and krav maga camp. And, as an older father, our family's collection of pushy adolescent testicles. More for kitsch value than any actual usefulness.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at March 3, 2009 11:28 AM

What? No see through plane?

Posted by: BWeaves at March 3, 2009 1:44 PM

Is there a reason the Batman symbol is faintly superimposed across WW's chest?

Posted by: rlr260 at March 3, 2009 2:12 PM

Is there a reason the Batman symbol is faintly superimposed across WW's chest?

Just a guess, but that hard rubber symbol tends to leave an indentation.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at March 3, 2009 2:19 PM

And Superman is going to be, like, mad. Choke a bitch mad.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at March 3, 2009 2:21 PM

What? What the crap does Superman care? Batman and Wonder Woman are the item. Superman has Lois. Didn't you ever watch Justice League?

Batman had Wonder Woman. Green Lantern had Hawk Girl. Flash had J'onn.

Didn't anyone think Flash was trying way too hard?

Posted by: Snath at March 3, 2009 3:10 PM

Didn't anyone think Flash was trying way too hard?

Fuckin' A. Gave a whole new meaning to "I'm dancing as fast as I can."

Justice League is exactly how I know that Superman is one of those possessive asshole types who gets upset when the woman he's boning on the side gets it going with someone else, including her main man. Ever see Lois around the Hall of Justice? Hellz no, because Superman is all like, "No, girl, it's just me and some of the guys raising some orphan twins, teasing Aquaman with fake missions to nowhere, and saving the world once or twice a month. We'll be okay without you. You go ahead to Book Club." Meanwhile, Supes is hitting that Wonder Ass like a slab of salami hitting some Wonderbread, then getting all upset every time there's a utility belt silhouette indented on her ass cheeks and a matching indentation over the love triangle.

No mistaking the Batarang profile. It's like a quarter-moon of betrayal, pressed with poetic justice into the morally weak flesh.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at March 3, 2009 4:23 PM

Hey, for those of you who have so generously been edumacating my ignorant ass in the way of the comic, are these animated thingers pretty accurate to the comic storylines? Should I be Netflixing them? If they're not accurate, I do not want to watch them because they will only confuse the hell out of me. I can barely keep track of what I'm learning so far, so pretty moving pictures might help if they're not gonna blend and pulse the information I've managed to absorb.

Posted by: Sarina at March 3, 2009 4:29 PM

are these animated thingers pretty accurate to the comic storylines

I cannot speak for anime, and it's more of a guideline than a rule, but the answer is "no, do not go there for assistance." There may be exceptions, but most of the animated stuff is crap, especially compared to good source material, and most of the time it does not correspond to the character mythos in the comic. Also, the target demographic is about 70% different because it includes TV-addled children who are too illiterate to read a comic book, much less a real graphic novel.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at March 3, 2009 4:34 PM

Sarina, I'm reviewing the WW movie on Friday. Watch the skies.

Posted by: TK at March 3, 2009 4:35 PM

Just to jump in on the nitpicking, isn't Wonder Woman a "heroine," not a "hero"? Or is her creation not the only thing they're changing about the story line?

Posted by: Eep at March 3, 2009 6:52 PM

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at March 3, 2009 4:34 PM

Arooo? Um, okay.....*settles back geek hackles*

I assume you are NOT talking about the DC Animated stuff, of which this film is part of. True, they don't not follow the comic storylines exactly, but they oftentimes hew better to the character mythos than the comics do, and are much deeper than the attention span of an illiterate child.

I mean, really, if you are honestly saying that Batman: The Animated Series et al is crap, I might have to cut you.

Posted by: Vermillion at March 3, 2009 6:59 PM

it's more of a guideline than a rule

There may be exceptions

Easy, tiger.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at March 3, 2009 7:49 PM

Easy, tiger.

Whew. Sorry. That fanboy gene kicks into high gear sometimes. You know how it is.

I will agree, those Fox Marvel cartoons (excluding X-Men) were straight garbage. And that recent Fantastic Four monstrosity on Cartoon Network? Even worse.

Posted by: Vermillion at March 3, 2009 8:04 PM

i disagree with that. i spent a whole weekend with that new FF series (and you know how i do it).
it COMPLETELY won me over. and i'm resistant as all hell.
everything i hated about it one minute...at the end, i was all over it.

Posted by: gp at March 3, 2009 11:11 PM

You're Lucky you said "Excluding X-Men", V.
You could've been in for a backlash.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 4, 2009 2:10 AM

@Optimus Rhyme & Luthien26: yes, wonder woman was technically made, but that's the irony of the tagline. sure, hippy actually made her out of clay, but in doing so a hero was actually 'born' meaning she was meant to be a hero right from her creation. other heroes, however, are born and then 'made' by their circumstances (ala batman/superman/etc.). diana's creation gave birth to a hero. they used that particular tagline for a reason. you peeps are going for the easy, obvious potshots for humor's sake. ;)

if you haven't, both of you should check out the (wonderful!) wonder woman comic written by gail simone - we get a further glimpse into what actually happened at diana's creation. (wonder woman #29) a bit different than the dvd version, but more creative and portentious. as you might have guessed, though, the dvd is a different continuity than the comic book itself.

Posted by: brad at March 4, 2009 4:33 AM

oh, and the funny thing is that gail simone actually wrote the first (or so) treatment for the dvd but they decided not to go with what she had done. her work on the comic, though, has been highly praised across the board as perhaps the best work done since wonder woman was rebooted 20+ years ago.

Posted by: brad at March 4, 2009 4:55 AM

Also, it's impossible to make an "accurate" comic book adaptation when the comics themselves have been retconned so many times. DC is particularly guilty of this, but Marvel has its moments too. If I read one more Phoenix retcon...

The DC animated movies are excellent so far. I particularly liked the Justice League movie, as they set it in the superhero post-WWII "Golden Age," and tried to make the heroes flawed and human in a way that was somewhat reminiscent of Watchmen (NOTE: before anybody jumps on the hate train, I did say "somewhat"). One scene in particular stands out, where Superman tracks Wonder Woman to an Asian village she helped liberate from rebel forces and is horrified to learn that she then allowed the women she freed to slaughter their former captors.

Also, I actually liked the "X-Men Evolution" cartoon. I was dead-set against the idea of depicting the X-Men as teenagers at first, but the show really grew on me and I was addicted to it by mid season 2. Stylistically, it was gorgeously drawn and animated.

Posted by: Craig at March 4, 2009 3:24 PM

Justice League New Frontier was indeed neato.


I loved the scene where j'onnnnnnn jonessss is watching the boob toob and he imitates what he sees. Very cool.

Batman animated is neato, the older one. The new batman brave and the bold is ok, but it's no longer that what's his face guy doing the voice and there's too much batnarration going on.

Wolverine and the x-men is ok so far.

Superman animated was good.

When they announced the Wonder Woman animated movie it's supposed to be the first to kick off the Wonder Woman animated series. I'll watch it.

Justice League and Unlimited is neato too. Well done, good stories.

Haven't seen the old fox x-men animated in many years. Still not on DVD last I checked.

I've also never seen the newer batman animated four seasons I think it went, supposed to be ok but not as good as the first animated series of the early 90s.

Those two hulk animated movies were supposed to be good.

The two avengers animated I saw were ok.

Batman Gotham Knight was great.
Any I've missed if there's more I want to see them...

Just rented Wonder Woman couple days ago. Decent and Nathan Fillion was Nathan Fillion(good thing).

-side tracking...

Castle > Dollhouse

Anyone catch Castle? I thought it were ok, in fact better than ok especially if we were to compare to the crapfest that is Dollhouse.

Posted by: WhoWhatWhere at March 13, 2009 12:31 AM