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Beowulf Limited

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DVD Releases | February 27, 2008 | Comments (22)


Beowulf: Phillip writes of Robert Zemeckis’ film that it “is at times as close to realism as animation is likely to get, with its avatars miming real actors and real movements, but other embellishments that would be impossible for anything other than a computer to simulate look like exactly that — cartoonish superfluities. Zemeckis wanted the best of both worlds — real human action and outlandish fantasy, and his inability to properly balance the two results in a bizarre brand of diffidence; Beowulf is certainly spectacular to look at, but it’s often hard to take seriously.”

Goya’s Ghosts: We actually didn’t review Goya’s Ghosts for the site, and that’s because Dustin kept zoning out during the film, rewinding it, and zoning out again. It took him four hours to watch the goddamn thing, and he just didn’t have the energy to write about it afterwards, despite the presence of Javier Bardem and Natalie Portman, neither of whom could inject even a scintilla of entertainment value in Milos Forman’s first film since 1999.

The Darjeeling Limited: Daniel, an unabashed Wes Anderson fan, states that Darjeeling “is a smart, nimble film, swinging from subtle wit to outright hilarity to devastating loss to the undying thing in all of us that keeps getting back up and walking with the pain life keeps offering. It’s funny, but not jokey; sad, but not despondent; hopeful, but not oblivious. After the slight misstep of The Life Aquatic, where Anderson’s gorgeous production attempted to hide a generally worthless and completely unlikable protagonist, Anderson returns to form by offering a moving story about the intricate chemistry between a set of three brothers — of course — that’s buoyant in its depiction of the main characters and almost sweeping in its examination of the human condition.”

Death at a Funeral: Dustin writes of Frank Oz’s film, “The script tries very hard to shoehorn a lot of embarrassing episodes and madcap gags into the funeral, but Death never really takes off in any meaningful way. Good farce relies on improbable situations, but everything in Death feels lifeless and expected — a bunch of warmed over gags from a thousand other bad comedies. Worse still, under the direction of Oz, the cast — an assortment of mostly excellent British actors — is forced to resort to crass American slapstick, which seems a waste with a crew so capable of dry British humor, of which you’ll find very little here.”

Resurrecting the Champ: Constance went on a pun kick, writing of Champ: “Resurrecting the Champ could have been a contender. Like, literally. Director Rod Lurie is responsible for The Contender, a movie that seamlessly blends political scenarios with believable emotional consequences. Resurrecting the Champ is no such animal. There are loose ends galore, and characters appear and disappear as they are needed with no real development or interest. While Samuel L. Jackson may be known for taking and ultimately making risky roles, he still couldn’t save this fixed fight.”


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Comments

As Diablo Quoty would say: Life Aquatic totally Mmum-Ras all other Anderson films, so I don't know what preggo is talking about.

That is one Pop Tart that can't be untarted.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 27, 2008 12:25 PM

I'll pass. Next!

Posted by: llism at February 27, 2008 12:30 PM

I had hopes for that Goya movie. Too bad.

Posted by: Leacock at February 27, 2008 12:34 PM

I couldn't be more meh about these films.

Posted by: Kolby at February 27, 2008 12:45 PM

Meh. I'll Netflix Beowulf just to finally see this animated Angelina deal. maybe the Darjeeling LTD for the hubby.

Posted by: CherryPie at February 27, 2008 12:55 PM

I may have to try Darjeeling LTD for shits and giggles (or lack thereof, apparently).

Posted by: Helcat at February 27, 2008 1:10 PM

I'm meh about all of these releases as well, but I'm way too excited today because Once arrived today from Netflix and I can't wait to hear the music.

Posted by: Julie at February 27, 2008 1:12 PM

'Life Aquatic' was uneven. Not as good as Tennenbaums but for some reason, thinking about it now, I actually like it better. I think Zusso's utter bastardness throughout the film makes the ending that much more poignant.

Haven't seen Beowulf yet. It's come a hell of a long way from 'Spirits Within' which is pretty impressive since I don't think anyone actually likes it. "Waking Life/Scanner Darkly" style rotoscoping is my preferred reality-altering performance choice, at least for now.

Posted by: twig at February 27, 2008 1:16 PM

... and by 'it,' of course I mean CG motion-capture. I am not awake enough to be alive right now.

Posted by: twig at February 27, 2008 1:17 PM

finally just saw both Darjeeling and Juno this last week. If I may: is it because I'm inured by seeing Juno so late, or did the much vaunted jingo let me down? I was waiting for my suspension of disbelief to ding in response to overly tricky dialogue or rampant hipsterism, but I never really felt it. The material as a whole was a lot better than I had expected too. I think Ms. Cody is getting hit too hard with the backlash stick for what...making a quality and resonant effort? I'm pretty proud of Pajiba (and sister WIMB) for having Juno's back on this topic. Christ knows a baby Norbit gets his wings when a critic flip-flops.

Also, I liked the Darjeeling...my brother in law spends half the year in India, riding motorcycles, collecting gemstones, playing Sitar, paragliding and making out with hordes of travelling dancers. He had a feast of Goat two days ago for his birthday. I'm always jealous of this, and this movie only increased that feeling - although it must be said - there was something a bit watered down about it...like a re-enactment(?) This may be trying too hard, but there was just something going on behind their eyes that didn't quite match...although I might be attributing this gravitas to my knowledge of Owen's tragic choice afterwards. A little off, but a nice pleasant mental escape.

Posted by: Replica at February 27, 2008 1:23 PM

I saw Beowulf on the big screen in 3-D and I really enjoyed it that way. I'm a huge Beowulf the poem fan, so I went into the movie expecting to be pissed off or disappointed. There were times I forgot it was animated, and other times when I was jolted back to the fact that it was animated. I didn't even mind the changes they made to the story, and I originally thought that I would mind. I'm not sure if it will be as enjoyable on a TV screen. Part of the fun was the 3-D glasses and the big format. Kinda like watching "The Creature From the Black Lagoon" way back when. It's just more fun in 3-D.

I just rented "Death At A Funeral" on Netflix, so I'm not out anything if I hate it. I like Peter Dinklage, and that's the only reason I rented it.

Posted by: BWeaves at February 27, 2008 1:34 PM

Beowolf is, like, Vel to my Veeta, totally boss.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at February 27, 2008 1:44 PM

Beowolf is, like, Vel to my Veeta, totally boss.

BSlim, sometimes you say the cutest, most nerderiffic things. Of course, you usually say something completely heinous five minutes later, but it's all part of your charm.

Posted by: Sarina at February 27, 2008 1:51 PM

"Beowulf is certainly spectacular to look at, but it's often hard to take seriously."

How could anyone ever take that seriously? Angelina's high heels were so stupid they pretty much killed any possibility of finding anything deep or meaningful in the movie. I mean, what's Beowulf thinking there? "Damn, girl is rockin' those fuck-me pumps... wait a minute! She's not wearing fuck-me pumps at all!!"

Posted by: Todd at February 27, 2008 1:51 PM

I liked The Darjeeling Limited more than I though I would (after reading countless reviews). Mayhaps it was the low expectations going in? There were several scenes where I laughed out loud and one where I teared up a little. The sibling rivalry was spot on. Plus, I miss seeing Angelica Houston! Why isn't she in more movies?!

Posted by: io at February 27, 2008 1:56 PM

I saw The Darjeeling Limited when it first came out, but a family member has died since then, so I am interested to see it again. There were definately some laughs, some disasters and some moments of extreme hilarity when almost my entire family got togther to mourn our loved one's passing. Grief can be an awkwardly funny experience at times, and I think I remember Wes Anderson's movie captured that perfectly.

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at February 27, 2008 1:59 PM

Zissou. ZISSOU!!

Okay, I'm halfway kidding, but I do love that movie. I laughed, I cried, I still wear my Ned red cap with the stoplight...though I actually want to be Wolodarsky.

I felt a bit wishywashy on Darjeeling, but then discovered that I really wanted to see it again after a couple of days, and enjoyed it more on the second viewing. 3D IMAX "Beowulf" was a blast, no idea how it'd play on a TV, but much less spectacularly I'm sure. I think it's odd how Bakshi was Mr. Rotoscope and apparently tried to pretend that he wasn't, and then Linklater got a bunch of hosannas for being innovative.
*shrug* To bring up Neil Gaiman yet again, he had a post which articulated my vague thoughts well on how there's a place where animation gets so lifelike that it's screamingly fake and you're really distracted. I thought "Beowulf" did alright with it, but it's definitely a weird new danger. Either way, what a gigantic nutty ass cartoon! Fun!

Posted by: Jay at February 27, 2008 2:06 PM

Beowulf was sooo bad. And creepy. Hopkins made my skin crawl, even more than as Hannibal Lecter. And the whole nude cartoon Angelina Jolie thing...guys are so weird. Just watch Gia she's cartoony enough in real life, of course no built in high heels. Cause high heels were a real fashion must have in castles.

Posted by: jenn at February 27, 2008 2:20 PM

I was ready to love Darjeeling Ltd, but I didn't. I was actually very disapointed. I figured someone as obsessive about setting and the framed artwork of his scenes would make India itself into more of a character. They may as well have been on Amtrak in Bakersfield with a middling props budjet.

Also, some of the lines were too aware of themselves.

That said, Adrian Brody and Jason Schwartzman together in a movie. *drool*

Posted by: that bees chick at February 27, 2008 4:09 PM

Put me down as one of the cineastes who loves Life Aquatic. I hardly ever buy movies because I so seldom watch them more than two or three times, and they just take up space when I'm done with them. But I bought Aquatic and I've probably watched it more times than any movie made since 1995, with the exception of Kill Bill.

I've never seen any other Wes Anderson film.

Posted by: Hoosier X at February 28, 2008 3:32 PM

Another big fan of Life Aquatic here. How is Bill Murray unlikable? I many wise and seasoned critics and friends have failed to see the layered, sad and I thought brilliant performance Murray gave; my question is how come? I still get goose bumps when they are all in the submarine and he ponders if the shark remembers him. But alas we are few and far between. But my dudecrush on Wes Anderson has little to do with it...maybe its my sir-crush on Bill Murray...or a little of both. whatever. It was brilliant.

Posted by: tajmc at February 29, 2008 3:17 PM

Does anyone know if Criterion has plans to release Darjeeling Limited? I'm kind of bummed that it is just a generic release. If anyone has heard anything about it, please let me know. Thanks!

Posted by: Joe at March 1, 2008 11:36 PM