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DVD Releases | February 6, 2008 | Comments (28)


2 Days in Paris John writes of Julie Delpie’s directorial debut (she also wrote, stars, co-produces, caters, and sings) that the script is “sharp and witty” and that its advantage over the Before films (Sunrise and Sunset) is that it exchanges Ethan Hawke for Adam Goldberg. Nevertheless, 2 Days in Paris seems to be part of an overall trend: “Our romances are not romantic” anymore.

Across the Universe: Daniel compares Julie Taymor’s Beatles musical to the 2006 Beatles album, Love, beng used as the soundtrack to a Cirque du Soleil show. “The album didn’t just remaster old songs, but tweaked them, buffed them, and rammed them into each other to create a new sonic experience that was both a (mildly) enjoyable novelty and a somewhat fresh spin on mix tapes. But as artistic achievements go, the album landed somewhere between honoring the original songs and, well, destroying them for the sake of selling Las Vegas tickets to baby boomers.”

Elizabeth: The Golden Age: Ranylt writes that the Shekhar Kapur’s sequel to Elizabeth is an “overstuffed metaphor that roars at you through cloddish teeth for two hours” but that the brilliant casting and ridiculous posturing made it the sort of film — if you’re in the right mood — that you can enjoy for its “cheesetastic excesses.” And, if anything else, “there’s something in The Golden Age for literature buffs”.

The Jane Austen Book Club: John was surprisingly impressed with Jane Austen and applauds the film for taking a step toward redeeming the chick-flick genre. He writes that, by following six rules — respect the source material, don’t spend too much on the books, respect men and women, don’t make suburban existence a theme, cast realistic people, and include a terrific cameo by Lynn Redgrave — a romance can “move toward its predictable finish line with integrity.”


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Comments

Updating my Netflix cue....now.

Posted by: Kolby at February 6, 2008 12:10 PM

Maybe it's just the Beatles fan in me (I may have every single song of theirs memorized), but I've been wanting to see Across the Universe for a long time, ever since I first heard about it. Despite the polarizing reviews of it, I have this itch to see something psychedelically awesome set to Beatles music (hence my love for Yellow Submarine).

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 6, 2008 12:16 PM

Oh my GOD, I really am stupid today. I swear, you guys, that I know it's QUEUE, not cue. I swear. I really feel like my brains didn't come with me to work today.

Posted by: Kolby at February 6, 2008 12:30 PM

Thanks for posting this! Since Netflix has gotten rid of their 'Releasing this Week' tab, I have no idea what movies are coming out.

Posted by: MonkeyBoy at February 6, 2008 12:41 PM

Also, the Slings and Arrows box set comes out today. I can finally delete all three seasons from my Tivo. If you haven't seen it, you need to.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at February 6, 2008 12:50 PM

Well, it's good they released the "Across the Universe" soundtrack as quickly as possible. I don't know where I'd find those songs otherwise.

Posted by: Oh Henry at February 6, 2008 12:52 PM

Hehe, it's okay, Kolby. Everyone's allowed an off day. Just one, though.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 6, 2008 12:53 PM

Poor Kolby I'm thinking of that song- "I just can't seem to get right today. I guess I'm gonna go home..." We all do it, intentionally or not.

I reiterate my challenge of a "Homonym contest".

I'm not sure Ethan "smart for Hollywood but still a douchebag" Hawke (or "hit upside the head with the Meth stick" as someone wrote) is better than Adam "neurotic mumbling complainer" Goldberg but I adore Julie Delpy. Especially with Nina Simone in the background and a cup of tea in her hand.

Posted by: Amanda47 at February 6, 2008 1:04 PM

I would watch Clive Owen do his laundry, read the phone book, order out for Chinese food, etc.

Watching him be a dashing pirate, even in a mediocre movie, is not exactly difficult.

Posted by: twig at February 6, 2008 1:06 PM

'I would watch Clive Owen do his laundry, read the phone book, order out for Chinese food, etc.'
Amen
Although I doubt The Golden Age will contain Clive having a shoot out mid-coitus with a lactating hooker. or does it......

Posted by: gunter at February 6, 2008 1:34 PM

I truly loathed "Across the Universe". The highlight of the showing, and perhaps a perfect explication of the feelings the movie might rouse in a self respecting Beatles fan, was when a middle aged woman there with her 20-something daughter finally exclaimed "What does that mean?!" and left the theater sobbing.

Posted by: Lobstersurprise at February 6, 2008 1:36 PM

I really enjoyed the book by Fowler, so I'm actually kind of excited about Jane Austen Book Club-it should have arrived from Netflix today.

I'd rather attempt Ken-doll-crotch sex with a eunuch than watch Elizabeth: The Golden Age. SNORE.

Posted by: Julie at February 6, 2008 1:45 PM

What, no love for the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford? One of the year's best films ignored again, alas.

Posted by: Jesse at February 6, 2008 1:52 PM

"Across the Universe" = blah...

I love The Beatles, I really do. But I absolutely cannot watch this film. Period.

Why? Well normally, I could give a piss about who's boning who in celebrity circles, but every time I see Evan Rachel Woods face, I imagine her gettin' all squirelly and guishy with Marilyn Manson and have to puke ASAFP.

I mean, I dug her as an actress. "Thirteen" was great, the... uh, the one with Ed Norton as a cowpoke-feller, that was good too. But sweet Moses, I cannot NOT imagine her with white greasepaint smeared all over her private bits...

And it make me cry a little on the inside...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at February 6, 2008 2:09 PM

Heh...not a Manson fan, Skittimus? Or just not a fan of white paint?

I try to ignore that stuff when watching a movie....otherwise, I wouldn't be able to watch anything Ben Affleck is in

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 6, 2008 2:19 PM

Oh heavens, no. I dig Manson (only the first three albums though - after that - meh...). I just don't dig that particular pairing of nakedness (i.e. imagine Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg nude and touchy-feely). Like I said, I can't NOT imagine it. I simply cannot erase that image from my mind.

Julie Delpie is... well, I've drooled over her since "Killing Zoe". Total fox. Might have to rent that sambatch out...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at February 6, 2008 2:28 PM

...touche`....now I'm having trouble getting that particular pairing out of my head. Excuse me a moment...I must cleanse with bleach...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 6, 2008 2:32 PM

Across the Universe wasn't that bad, I'm glad to say, but it would have been better if Ms. Taymor had listened to her producer's advice and trimmed it down.
And I need to see Before Sunrise and Before Sunset or else I might spontaneously com bust.

Posted by: Kamakaze Feminist at February 6, 2008 3:00 PM

It's Julie Delpy, not Delpie. Lo siento. I leave now.

Posted by: boogs at February 6, 2008 3:47 PM

Ironically, when they literally carried the Statue of Liberty on their backs in Across the Universe, I did not take advantage of my freedom to leave the movie theater in disgust. Good thing I stayed though...that ending was invigorating for me, as someone who totally cared about the characters...it sure wasn't tangential or faux-anthemic.

Posted by: vinniedelpino at February 6, 2008 3:54 PM

Two people (and ONLY two) have done versions of Beatles' songs in a way that doesn't make me wanna take a silver hammer to their heads:

Joe Cocker
and Fiona Apple.

That is all.

Posted by: CasKo at February 6, 2008 6:55 PM

way to totally ignore the dvd release of the assassination of jesse james....one of the best movies of last year... FOR FUCKING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE AND GOLDEN AGE, TWO OF THE WORST MOVIES OF 2007?!?! you guuuuuuys. you're lucky i like you so much.

Posted by: jordan at February 6, 2008 7:37 PM

Does anyone else already hate that Charlie Bartlett movie? It looks like it's trying to rip of Rushmore, Ferris Bueller and Risky Business.
I've got nothing else. I've just been inexplicably inundated with those trailers flipping through channels.

Posted by: Frank at February 6, 2008 8:05 PM

Apologies for missing Jesse James, y'all. It didn't show up at Box Office Mojo, so I'm placing the blame squarely with them.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=bydate&release=dvd&date=2008-02-05&p=.htm

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at February 6, 2008 10:44 PM

Oh yes, Fiona Apple's cover of Across the Universe is absoultely sublime. It was that song over the end credits of Pleasantville that made me aware of her in the first place.

I saw The Jane Austen Book Club last weekend (at long last) and I must say I was kind of impressed (plus I think Grigg may be my ideal man - Sci-Fi obsessed compulsive reader who is incredibly rich and looks like Hugh Dancy? Sign me up!) I remember reading the book years ago too - it's probably on my shelves somewhere.

I have been itching to crack open Northanger Abbey again since watching it though.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at February 7, 2008 4:38 AM

Am I the only one who liked Across the Universe? That gospel rendition of Let It Be was amazing, and the lesbian cheerleader doing I Want to Hold Your Hand was pretty great too...

Posted by: sarah at February 7, 2008 7:16 PM

I've been wary about seeing Jane Austen's Club. I didn't want another disappointment after Hollywood maligned Love in the time of Cholera. Didn't see the review for this... hmm, have to search.

Posted by: carrie at February 9, 2008 1:47 PM

I just broke up with a girl I was dating because she liked 'Across the Universe'. If you thought this movie was profound, deep, or adequately captured the essence of the 60s, I can't even talk to you, much less be friends with you.
Not many films have made me feel bad for myself while I was watching them. It was pretentious and humorless, yet weirdly childish-- and worst of all it was toothless; this movie did not *rock* once. Oh and, if you think 'Sadie' and 'Jojo' evoked the spirits of Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix then I pity you.
Thanks Ms Taymore, for defiling 'Revolution' (trite), 'Helter Skelter' (parenthetic), 'Let it Be' (criminally cheesy), 'Dear Prudence' (regoddamndickulous), 'I am the Walrus' (horrendous), among many others that I am now trying to farking forget.
And I like Eddie Izzard too, but come on. Seriously.

Posted by: standpipe at March 29, 2008 12:38 AM





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