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Bin Laden is with DaVinci, in a limo, naked, having microwave sushi?

Story of my life: first to the party where nobody else shows up. Could be the big pile of "meh" (well, really just the noxious cloud of "meh" emanating from Made of Honor and What Happens in Vegas obscuring everything else in its vicinity).

So Spurlock went from documentarian to starring in American Apparel ads, eh?

My Life Story 2: Beaten to the Party by the Guy with the Hudson Hawk DVD

What the hell is Hudson Hawk? Why do I know the name of that movie? Is it about the whiney space marine from Aliens going birdwatching? Because I'd see that.

the google says use me.

Hee, the Google can suck it, I imdb'd it. Bruce Willis + stolen artwork - "Ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun" x my ambivalence = me watching Willow for the 129th time instead.

Willow fucking rocks. I am totally adding that to my list of "The Best Fuckin' Movies Ever in the History of Fuckin' Ever" for future reviewing purposes.

Willow = Joanne Whalley

'nuff said.

*at the Pajiba East-German border*

Youz not zeeen Fillow? YOUR PAPERZZZ!

TK, is Clue on that list? It better be.

I must have been a bi-curious toddler, I still have a crush on Joanne Whalley Kilmer. I would wear her like a hand puppet.

As a young lass I also had crushes on Adam in Beetlejuice, Egon Spengler, Brand from The Goonies, ANDY from The Goonies, and Atreyu. Geez.

"Da da da da da da! I. Am. Your singing telegram...! "

Hee, the Google can suck it, I imdb'd it. Bruce Willis + stolen artwork - "Ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun" x my ambivalence = me watching Willow for the 129th time instead.

Ok, now I owe you a kidney, or something. It will be fresh but it won't be mine.

... and I totally do not have the 'best of Willow' themes on my iPod or anything.

Willow fucking rocks. I am totally adding that to my list of "The Best Fuckin' Movies Ever in the History of Fuckin' Ever" for future reviewing purposes.

Also the "What the Fuck Happened, George Lucas? I mean seriously what the fuck!?"

See that picture at the top of the article? That's what Hell looks like...get used to it folks, it ain't goin' away.

See that picture at the top of the article? That's what Hell looks like...get used to it folks, it ain't goin' away.

Julie, *BLAM* (reference continued :) )

'best of Willow'
Posted by: twig at August 26, 2008 1:33 PM

Ok, THAT just made me laugh out loud, because now I'm trying to figure out what would encompass the "best of Willow."
1. Definitely the time Mad Martigan called Willow a peck...or that other time he called him a peck.
2. The guy who played Airk overacting to the point where I ask myself "Why do I get the feeling that he was a Viking in a past life?"
3. Any close up of Sorsha's eyes because damn. So pretty.
4. "I stole the baby from you Daikini, while you were taking a peepee!"
5. Kilmer in drag rejecting Lug's advances..."Wanna breed?" is my favorite pickup line.

Now I need to go home and watch this.

"Tempting, but.... no."

Have used. More than once.

Sarina, if it ain't on TK's list it's on mine. And its eleventy seven endings.

Julie, all I ever wanted to do when I was young and still filled with joy(that's a lie), was to braid Atreyu's hair...so silky...so smooth. I would've given him what I call "the turban" or what my mom called "the rat's nest".

mmmmmmm Atreyu

Can somebody please murder me in the face if I attempt to rent What Happens in Vegas. THings like this have been known to happen.

thank you.

Hmm. Maybe I need to see Willow again. It has been years.

"Tempting, but.... no." One of my absolute favorite lines!

Mike R.: hee!

jM, I wanted to pet his chest. So silky...so smooth. I would've given him what I call "the best blow job ever" or what my mom calls "JESUS Julie, you don't have to tell me everything!"

"And monkeys' brains, while popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington, DEE SEE!"

Ahhhh, one of my all-time favorites. Colleen Camp's boobs in that movie are nothing less than works of art.

You know, I've never watched "Willow" the whole way through. My sister took my little brother and left me at home. That didn't endear me to it either, plus it was George and Wicket doing Not-Star-Wars and also Not-Excalibur.

No criticisms from me against Mizz Whalley(-Kilmer) though. Certainly not.

On the other hand, I don't think I've seen one bit of "Hudson Hawk". But it's notorious, Julie! I'm not that much older!

"Beetlejuice" is slightly disturbing if you happen upon it on TV now, because you have to think "No, that's Alec. Not another Baldwin, that's Alec, but twenty years ago". And that spring there was the question going around of "Bruce Willis is gonna be in an action movie? What the fuck?"

I distinctly remember two newspaper articles. One was a sort of spring-summer preview with a photo of Beetlejuice that mentioned "Die Hard" and said "audiences are already booing the trailer". And then the opening day review's headline was "Oh the shame: 'Die Hard' is fun!"

This is why I love you people and so rarely have the urge to rip off your limbs and beat you with them. Out in the wild where the rabid people roam, if you say your favourite movie is Clue, you get a lot of "Say what now?" because the world is a cold, dark, sad place.

WHAT?! People booed the Die Hard trailer? Blasphemy.

The world would be a better place if John McClane were in every movie. Can't you imagine him going on a wine country vacation with Sgt. Powell or saying "yippie ki yay, motherfucker" to Anton Chigurh before using his bolt pistol on him?

People booed the Die Hard trailer? Blasphemy.

Well, that's what the Miami Herald critic said, and even then I thought he was probably exaggerating with his own bias, but kooky komedian David Addison was certainly an unknown quantity for kicking Gudonov's ass. Nine years later he's on "Ally McBeal" and it's like "oh, weird, Bruce Willis is doing comedy".

I once watched Clue six times in one week. It fucking rules. I love you Pajibans more than ever now. Communism was just a red herring, btw.

Sarina - I thought about you today while I was shoveling cherry pie into my gaping maw. I said to myself, "Sarina would be so totally grossed out right now."

I thought about you today while I was shoveling cherry pie into my gaping maw. I said to myself, "Sarina would be so totally grossed out right now."

Awww! That is so damn heartwarming! Pajiba is such a big, happy family. A family full of felons and sexual predators and alcoholics who kill their parents and eat their young and build a cult out of rage, smut and a cartoon octopus... but a family just the same, goddammit!

but a family just the same, goddammit!

Let's not forget the lurking,lecherous, creepy guys with cameras and night-vision goggles with branches and leaves all over them - why hello, Uncle Shadows!

'Made of Honor' doesn't come out until, like, mid-September :-/

Sarina would be so totally grossed out right now."

Posted by: Kolby at August 26, 2008 3:44 PM

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Yeah, she would be.

I heard she's also a ....communist.

Thanks to you all, I am watching Clue now.

I'M NOT SHOUTING! ALL RIGHT, I AM! I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOU-

So what you all are basically saying is, this is a place where I can interrupt someone saying "Long story short" with a perky "Too late!" and no one will stare at me as if I had just farted in the elevator? Because I get that a lot.

I'm only slightly embarrassed to admit that I often respond to myself with "too late" after I've said, "...to make a long story short." No one ever gets it, which kind of makes me sad for them, you know?

I dare all of you to watch this movie Thursday night:
http://www.lmn.tv/movies/details.php?id=MOVE+4180

"It went away."

"I dwell in darkness without you and it went away?"

"Just like the mounties...we always get our man!"

"Mrs. Peacock was a man?"

(Slaps)

HA HA HA! Mike R., that is in my top three favorite scenes in Clue. Michael McKean is so amazing, he should be in every movie.

Tell me about it, Julie. When I saw him in a 30 second cameo in The Producers, it just made the movie that much funnier.

"Bialystock, Bloom, Liebkind...good news! This just came from the Governor:

"Gentlemen, you are hereby granted a full pardon for having - through song and dance - brought joy and laughter into the hearts of every murderer, rapist, and sex maniac in Sing Sing! You're free!"

Of course, his X-Files guest spot was pretty funny too. (The one where he and Mulder switch bodies.)