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September 10, 2008 |

By Dustin Rowles | Comment Diversions | September 10, 2008 |

Here’s a comment diversion that, given our/your geek proclivities, you’d think we’d have done up by now, but the archives suggest otherwise. But I can say with absolute certainty that more than 30 percent of our readers have spent entirely too much of their lives contemplating this question, which comes by way of Eloquent, wsapnin:

If you were a superhero, what would your name be and what would be your powers?

Can you think of a geekier question than that?

Me: My name would be Captain Cleft Chin for no reason other than that I like it, and my solitary power would be the ability to burn holes with my eyes into the vacant souls of hipster douchebags, particularly the doughy types who wear short gym shorts and too-tight novelty T-shirts with Che Guevara or Bob Marley on them. Fucking douchebags.

An Afternoon Comment Diversion / Dustin Rowles

Comment Diversions | September 10, 2008 |

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