Your Post-Holiday, Snowed-in, Still-in-a-Bloated-Semi-Drunken-State Comment Diversion
Give me the best of your gifts and the worst of your gifts. For me, the best was an unexpected Kindle and the worst (as always) was clothing. I won't mention the offending party, but you know how these Christmas clothes things go - there's always a question in your head as to whether a person was on the hunt for the ugliest thing he could possibly find or if he just got lucky.
So whadjya get Pajibans? A Meat of the Month subscription? A gilded Godtopus? Diamond ring or the proverbial lump of coal?