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By Tater Barley Banks | Posted Under Comment Diversions | Comments (59)



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I’m in Hartford this weekend, helping Tater tot move.

Also most likely sucking down copious beers at the Spigot to ease the pain.

There’s nothing good about a move, even if you’re just vacating grad student housing and schlepping about a mile away, like Tot is.

Let’s face it: Moving is a pain in the ass. Even if it’s not the move itself, it’s all the shit you have to clean up: the oven, the refrigerator, the bathtub …

Oh yes, Tot is gonna owe me a LOT of beer.

I’m no real expert on this. I counted and I’ve moved six times in 30 years, and I figure I have one left, the one into what is euphemistically referred to as “assisted living.”

The longest was maybe 300 miles and the shortest was maybe five. I won’t win any prizes for frequency (I’m sure some of you have moved twice as often in half the time) or distance (Tejas Figgy probably wins that one, at least in the past year).

I only know none of them were easy.

None of them, however, were a disasterbacle either. No truckloads of clothing careening down a hill, no bed disappearing in transit. So while none of the moves I’ve made were easy, none of them were flat-out awful either.

But I bet some of you have some stories, and I hope you’ll tell them here so I can laugh at your misery.

The only good thing about a move that I can think of is it forces you to reassess your life a little bit. It’s a good time to get rid of accumulated crap, get your stuff down to what fits in the truck, or even just the car (my second move, when I was 24, everything I owned fit into three car loads).

So along with telling us your moving horror stories, weigh in with the one non-human crappy possession you can posilutely, absitively never ever ever leave behind, put on the curb or unload for a quarter at a yard sale (errr, “tag sale,” as they call them in CT).










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I've moved 9 times in my life and all within the same metro area. Not too bad actually. None of them have been particularly memorable until the last one, because my dad owns a furniture moving company so I've always had manpower and large trucks at my disposal. The last, and I mean last, move was probably the most hectic. We were living in a perfectly nice 2 bedroom house with our two young daughters in what was effectively about 900 square feet when I found out I was pregnant with #3. There was no way we could fit another human into our living environment so we had about 6-7 months to find, buy, and move into a new house, right at the time when loans became almost impossible to get. But we lucked out and found a great house. Then we had to move ourselves, two children under the age of four, a dog and a cat, and all of our crap while I was 7 months pregnant. At the same time we kept our old house as a rental so we had to get that prepared for renters, which we were fortunate to find in time to make all of the mortgage hurdles work. It was very stressful and life sucked for a little while there. On the upside though, since I was 7 months pregnant no one would let me do anything on the day of the move itself, so score on that one.

Posted by: katy at July 3, 2010 3:25 PM

I moved from Germany to VA this January but I didn't have any issues. I'm packing my stuff up next week to move to Georgia (well, more accurately, someone else is packing my stuff up Friday) so ask again soon - I might have some then.
Although driving cross-country from Seattle to Champaign, IL with my parents at 13 wasn't exactly fun. Especially when the U-Haul's tires and breaks started smoking while going down the Rockies. Since this was before everyone had cell phones, my mom and I were in the car behind the U-Haul trying to get my dad's attention with borrowed walkie-talkies. Didn't work so well.
When I was a junior in college, my parents and I moved me out of my room in a house I shared with a friend in one afternoon after she and I had a huge argument and I decided I'd rather move back in with my parents for the rest of the semester than deal with her anymore. I was rather impressed with how smoothly that went, though I'm sure her reaction was rather different.
I can't think of any crappy possessions, though.

Posted by: Jen K. at July 3, 2010 3:30 PM

I've had my share of frequent and far. Been to England and back, DC and back a couple times. But my best move ever was my most recent. Talk about simplifying! We had a 4 bedroom house full that we whittled down to one (small) pick up and the back of a station wagon. It was an EPIC yardsale! What we didn't sell we mountained ("piled" doesn't do it justice!) on the curb and watched the garbage truck devour our past lives.
We're full up again in a different 4 bedroom and most everything we saved from the move still sits in their boxes in the basement. Because, you know, we couldn't live without it!

Posted by: jen at July 3, 2010 3:31 PM

i hate moving! and it seems to be all i ever do. however, with every move of the last ten years (there have been five in this time period across four continents), i take less and less.

i have no real horror stories aside from the normal horror that you've outlined above: having to take stock of things--what to take and what to give away and what to throw out

i have found it to be a very sobering experience at times. things that meant so much at one point just don't mean that much or anything at all any more; i suppose that's what happens when you grow or mature or some such shit

let's see what's the one thing that i always take with me and can never leave behind? there's really nothing except for my damn laptop; i can't live without it and thanks to it (and a friend's suggestion) i came across pajiba all those years ago in eastern europe. i've followed you guys from there to east africa to southeast asia and now to the caribbean

so there you go; pretty shitty answer to your post. sorry about that

Posted by: splinter at July 3, 2010 3:31 PM

I helped my brother and his wife move on Thursday. And by 'Helped' I mean I showed up at the new house, which is in my city, carried 2 boxes, and unpacked the kitchen stuff. Then I was fed. So, all in all it worked out GREAT for me.

And (off topic) I heard a great story from one of my brother's friends about a themed wedding he had recently attended in which the Bride's side was all Pirates and the Groom's side was all Ninjas. Officiated by a Zombie. Complete with all the Zombie mannerisms.
Just thought I would share, I figured the Pajiba crowd would like that notion.


I lived in the same house until I was 23, then moved 5 times in 8 years, ending up in this house that I bought initially WITH my then-husband, eventually FROM him. When faced with the divorce, it seemed VITALLY important that I hold on to it. It isn't big or grand, but I loved it. Now, 5 years later, I still love my little house, but a growing part of me wants to run away. Have a new life, with adventure. Most of the things that I wouldn't let go of are family antiques, things that could be stored, kept, or otherwise rehomed if I did leave. I have become the keeper of all things breakable in my generation of my family, since I have no children and know how to take care of fine things, like china and furniture. Nothing priceless at any rate, it is all just stuff at the end of the day. I love the security of owning my house, but lately feel kind of crushed by the responsibility of it. I kind of want to just GO.
I have lovely dog, Ollie, whom I owe a lot, so as long as he can come with me, I think I would be up for some real change in the future. Which is a statement that coming from me is so shocking I can't even quite believe I am thinking it.
Funny old life!


Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at July 3, 2010 3:48 PM

I've moved more than 1,000 miles three times in addition to various smaller moves, but none was particularly terrible. I did live in a pretty shitty house when I first got to Alabama.

Assuming books don't count as crappy, the one thing with which not part is probably my football helmet. It's almost certain I'll never wear it in anger again, it's dirty, the facemask black, red or white depending on which level of paint has been blasted away AND I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 3, 2010 3:50 PM

I've moved a lot, but the worst move I had was about five years ago. Thanks to a hurricane, I was two states away from my place. It was damn near impossible to find a place that would rent a moving truck out to someone going into the city. In the end I had to lie about where I was going to get a truck, and the city was under a curfew. A cousin and I had to drive the whole way to the city, pack everything up, load the truck, and head back out before curfew went into effect. We had to keep our fingers crossed we'd come across a gas station that was out of fuel before we ran out. The entire way back rest areas were full. It was a real blast.

The second best was when I was three states away when I received a call that my apartment had burned down. I should get back as soon as possible since there is no longer a door to keep people out. I drove straight through the night to recover what could be recovered and am still fighting with that police department to recover some of my property.

Since my first apartment, I had what was affectionately known by everyone as my "big, ugly chair." It was a hideous, gold-leather chair made out of a barrel. It was massive, heavy-as-hell, and awkward to carry, but it was so comfortable that anyone who came over would wind up falling asleep in it at least once. If it hadn't been for the burning roof claiming it, I would still have my big ugly chair.

Posted by: Nicolae at July 3, 2010 4:01 PM

i've moved at least 2 dozen times in my life, sometimes thousands of miles from one end of Canada to the other, or all the way to Germany. other times only two blocks.

I once had an apt where i rewired the oven outlet to accommodate a dryer, as i had a dryer but no stove. I cleared out of that place in a midnight move and after we had all drank copious amounts of beer, I couldnt figure out how to rewire it properly.

I lived in Montreal, which has a tradition of July first being moving day, so all leases are made to end july first. It also has a tradition of moving, even just across the street for an apt with better light. so, when you should be enjoying canada day, the streets look like a parade of ants carrying furniture on their backs.

I once "moved" from vancouver to rural Ontario via bus. 3 day trip, I was broke, figured i wouldnt starve in three days. But I had accidentally bought for the milk run, not the express, so it was 5 1/2 days of living on a bus without food. I was half starved when i boarded the bus, its safe to say i mostly fell off the bus at my destination.

i never realised how big canada is until i was in europe and realised all of europe isn't as big as one canadian province.

One time I moved out of an apt in a poor neighbourhood. there were three of us, all going travelling and we were just bringing things to the curb, like everything. we had one flight of exterior stairs to carry things down, and every time we came back out, there was nothing left at the curb, and no sign of life anywhere. stuff vanished as fast as we could haul it out.

one time, moving into an apt, i got a sofa jammed in the stairwell, so it seemed to hover overhead, at a corner. we jammed it so bad, you could grab hold of it and hang from it. It lived there for weeks, with tenants crawling under it to get by. one morning it was gone. i know not where.

I have an endless pile of junk that i refuse to divest myself of. most of it worthless junk that has found its way into my heart. pebbles, old paperbacks, cheap knick-knacks from loved ones. I have an entire bowl of chestnuts that go everywhere with me, they've been important for so long, i can't remember why. I have a chipped Raid coffee mug, my only souvenir from a dear friend who was killed twenty years ago, it never leaves my sight. it's probably safe to say nothing i hold dear has a single bit of objective value.

I moved my upright piano several times, without ever learning to play it with any proficiency, luckily my ex-wife nicked it in the divorce and that albatross is no longer round my neck.

moving, sigh. . .good times.

Posted by: idleprimate at July 3, 2010 4:03 PM

My cousin joined the navy and the extended family helped move his family from Pennsylvania to Florida. He couldn't help with the actual move because her was stationed in Hawaii--lucky bastard.

We had an SUV, an old Jeep, and two pickup trucks. One of the trucks was dark green with a red cap on the back. It was towing a wooden trailer loaded with tarp-covered furniture and a motorcycle. The other truck bed was also loaded with furniture covered by bright blue tarps. It was pulling a rusty, old trailer that my father and uncle had modified by attaching a rusty, old truck cap to the top. Because of the small wheels on one of the trailers, we could not drive over 50 mph. We looked like your stereotypical hick gypsy caravan out for a Sunday drive.

There were four children under the age of ten along, including an 8 month old baby. I had to ride with my 80+ year old grandmother and the baby. Between the two of them, there were six incidents involving vomit and one involving diarrhea. Did I mention that my cousin's wife is a bitch and refused to allow any of her three children (including the vomit-spewing baby) to ride in the vehicle she was driving?

Posted by: ang at July 3, 2010 4:07 PM

I come from a military family- and then spent 15 years in the Navy- so I've moved a lot.

Worst move: In the early 80s, I flew from Washington state to northern California to pick up my then-girlfriend (now wife) and drive back to Washington. She'd already packed up all of her stuff- including a lot of family heirlooms- into a big U-Haul. When I arrived, we went back to U-Haul to get a car hook-up so we could tow her 1967 Camaro behind the U-Haul. Then we went to a hotel to get some sleep. During the night, somebody broke into the U-Haul in the hotel parking lot and ransacked it. We didn't hear a thing, and discovered the loss the next morning. Hardly an auspicious beginning.

One of the reasons I now have such a fierce hatred for criminals is because they made the woman I love cry.

The cops managed to recover some of the stolen items about a year later, but most of the sentimental value items were never found.

Posted by: Archvillain at July 3, 2010 4:25 PM

Am I the first 'military brat' to comment? Wait'll you hear from some of them!

I treasure the memories of growing up in an Air Force family. I was born in Omaha, Nebraska (don't remember that), then I, my older brother & parents went to Florida for 8 months,
then to Fairbanks, Alaska 3yrs
then from there to Cherry Point, NC 2yrs (we drove the entire way!)
then to Shaw AFB at Sumter, SC 3yrs
then to Albuquerque, New Mexico 3.5yrs
then to Oahu, Hawaii 3yrs (during the Nixon admin in '73, there was a 3-month 'freeze' on our car and all household items - we stayed in a Holiday Inn off of Like Like Hwy)
then to Blytheville, Arkansas 1.5 yrs
then back to Sumter, SC 2yrs
then San Antonio, Texas 1yr
and then Dad retired in Columbia, SC.

It is so cool to have seen all these places growing up, I wouldn't change it for the world - but it wore my Mom out (even though she loved it, too)

Posted by: lurkette at July 3, 2010 4:28 PM

I have moved quite a bit over the years from Africa to Europe,America and back to Africa with only the odd small mishap along the way. Like Nicolae I came back from a weekend away to the shell of a burnt out home. Not long after that I tragically lost my wife. So my worst move was picking through the charred rubble for what could be realistically salvaged. I managed to half fill a backpack with smoke and water damaged clothes and a box of jewellery then I rode 800 kms on my motorcycle in one day to go and stay with friends and I do not remember one bit of that journey.
The one item I cannot live without is my parachute silk hammock. I have always had one with me and it is a godsend when needed.

Posted by: peanut at July 3, 2010 4:30 PM

Best move: After being stationed in Italy for four years, I was getting transferred to a command in Texas. After the Navy packed up all our stuff and shipped it out, I took leave for four weeks (I had a lot of leave time saved up) and flew to Texas with my wife and the three cats we'd taken to Italy with us. We spent a couple of weeks looking for a house and making an offer. The credit union was extremely helpful, assigning us a broker to expedite the purchase. I signed a bunch of papers to allow my wife to complete the transaction for me and went back to Italy to finish the last 3 months of my tour.

Acting completely against tradition, the Navy got our stuff delivered precisely on time and with only minor theft and breakage of the contents (for which we were properly reimbursed). The wife and cats moved into the new house without any major hassles and waited for me to arrive.

It's an inside joke in our household that the least painful move we've ever made together was the one in which I was not a major participant.

Posted by: Archvillain at July 3, 2010 4:37 PM

Hehe, buc, The Honduras-Texas move was probably the easiest move of my life. I can only imagine what it must've been like for my parents...but let me start at the beginning.

1) Moved from Honduras to Brazil when I was only 3. I don't remember much about the move. But can you imagine flying 10 hours with 3 children under 5? my poor parents. We moved because they both got scholarships to do Master's degrees in Brazil.
2) Moved back to Honduras 2 years later, plus one sister. And it was only my mom that time, because my dad came later. So 4 children under 6, one of them an infant, plus all our luggage, in a 10 hour flight? My poor mother.
3) In Honduras we had to live somewhere else three different times while our house was being renovated.
4) Moved from Honduras to Venezuela in 1993 (I was 10) because my mom had been transferred for work. 2 parents, 5 kids, 1 nanny, about 10 suitcases. Obviously we sent a lot of stuff by ship, like our furniture and stuff.
5) Switched apartments while in Venezuela. Wasn't too bad (for me, anyway)
6) Moved from Venezuela to Honduras in 1998. That one was horrible and I remember it very clearly. We had 14 suitcases with us, and getting into Honduras was a NIGHTMARE. We also had to live in my godmother's (thankfully huge) house for 2 months while our house was cleaned up. The tenants we had rented it to had practically destroyed it.
7) Went off to college in upstate NY. Got a scholarship. That first time was a NIGHTMARE and I'll write the full story in another comment.
8) Went back and forth between Honduras-NY for four years. Every summer I had to pack up my room and put my stuff in storage, only to get it out and move to a new room the next year.
9) Went back to Honduras in 2005, with way more stuff than I had arrived with. Actually had to send about 5 or 6 giant boxes full of books and ceramics stuff I had made (most of which was broken in the mail).
10) Moved to Texas in 2010, and compared to all those other moves? Easiest thing in my life. Of course I'm very lucky that MrFig has a fully furnished apartment and I really just needed to bring my clothes and some books with me.

Phew. I never think it's that much until I list them like that...

Posted by: figgy at July 3, 2010 4:47 PM

In one of my many college moves, my then-boyfriend's parents loaned me their car, which was not much but had more cargo room than my car. I was hauling a load of boxes from one crappy apartment to the other when I was rear-ended by a lady in a giant SUV. It CRUSHED the back end of the car and some of my stuff. The worst part, though, was having to tell the parents. They were really awesome people who didn't have a lot of money, and I felt really awful that their car was totaled, even though it wasn't my fault.

The two things I have to take when I move are a pitcher that's been in my family since the Civil War and a glass basket my great-grandfather sent to his sister from France during WWI.

Hopefully, though, the only move I'll ever have to make again is to the assisted-living facility.

Posted by: idgiepug at July 3, 2010 4:57 PM

My crappy moving horror story happened because, my last semester at NYU when I knew I had to get the hell out, I was completely losing my mind. If I didn't transfer out of that school and get away from that program, I'd be in an asylum right now. Complicated issues meant for another diversion.

But the moving horror story. I never, ever, ever had one decent roommate. Whether it be on an overnight performance trip or a full year of college, I always got stuck with total assholes. The last two I had drove me to move out of the dorm three weeks before the semester ended. In short: someone took a shit in the kitchen sink. Even if that was the only thing they did to me throughout the year (it wasn't by a long shot), I would have lost it and moved out. Game over, dickheads.

My father was visiting to leave me some tubs to start packing for the move in three weeks. I insisted, about one more bad thing away from a panic attack, on leaving the dorm that day. I proceeded to tear through my private bedroom, loading up as many books, DVDs, instruments, and clothes as I could carry. I got most out, but abandoned many beloved pulp novels, signed memorabilia, and kickass t-shirts to get out. Shoot, I even left one of my many clarinets I had acquired under the bed.

When I got to the shared living space, the assholes started to ask what was happening with big grins. Obviously, they heard me explaining what happened to my father and were trying to cover up what they did to me throughout the entire academic year. I lost it, completely.

I have a very long fuse. There are people who have insisted they've seen me mad that only saw me a bit miffed. When I'm mad, it's dangerous. You do not want to see me get mad. I have lost jobs, friends, and property when I've been mad. I'm convinced I must turn bright green and leave a wake of destruction when I get to that point. I think the only reason I haven't seen the backseat of a cop car is that I'm so good at hiding the rage build-up, I blindside the target to the point of shock.

We'll leave it at I'm lucky I did not have a police escort out of my former dorm room by the time I finished explaining what was happening and why. One of the assholes actually did pick up his phone and I really went off on him. All of which, naturally, left me with a migraine from stress and nauseous enough that I threw up twice on the ride home.

Posted by: Robert at July 3, 2010 5:01 PM

OK here's my nightmare story of when I went off to college in 2001:

So it was my mom, my older brother (who was going to a new school in upstate NY) and me, with my 2 giant suitcases full of clothes and things. My mom had another 2 suitcases full of things.

We get to Syracuse, which was the closest airport to both our schools, and where my high school counselor's parents are waiting for us. Then we decide to go to DC for two days and sightsee. We make (after 9 hours on a bus), have a good time. Then go back up to Syracuse, where we were going to stay in a hotel before going off to our schools.

Turns out the State fair is in town, and every single hotel is booked up. This we find out after being 9 hours on a cold, smelly bus. We try to get back to the bus station (after deciding that we might as well leave for our colleges right then) but the cab driver who brought us decides he doesn't want to take us (because we didn't tip him. We didn't KNOW you tipped cabbies in the US!). We wait another hour and get to the bus station. We get our poor counselor's mom to bring out bags to the station. My brother barely manages to get on a bus to his school, and my mom and I are left alone with all our bags.

There are no buses to Oneonta that day. We're basically stranded in Syracuse. So we finally get the bus person to help us out and get us as close to Oneonta as we possibly can. We get on a bus to a place called Binghamton. Remember, I had only been to the US ONCE (and that was to Florida), I hadn't even thought to bring a damn MAP with me, we're both on 36 hours of no sleep, we have gigantic bags with us and we have no idea where we're going. But at least it's still daytime. We wait another 3 hours and get on the bus.

We get to Binghamton, and I'm almost dying with exhaustion (I can't sleep in buses) and decide to either stay in a hotel there or try to call my college and figure out where I am. thankfully I had thought to bring up the number of the International Student adviser and called her up. She tells us we're only 30 minutes from Binghamton! so she comes up HERSELF and drives us to Oneonta, where we finally find my dorm and crash for about 16 hours straight.

My mom barely had time to get me sorted out in the room before she had to leave. I ended up all alone in a completely strange place, living alone for the first time in my life...I was terrified, but it was pretty exciting and I was probably so used to moving around that I adapted pretty quickly.

But oh man that journey was a NIGHTMARE of epic proportions. I still have nightmares of that bus ride to DC.

Posted by: figgy at July 3, 2010 5:06 PM

I forgot a good one, for short stories.

i once got evicted from a rooming house, i guess for being noisy or having roof parties or something similar that i would have trouble denying before god. The landlord, a sterling citizen followed all the normal channels, beginning with a very large muscular man at my door with thick chains in his hands as weapons. As I gauged my opponent, I very quickly assessed that my canny, wise beyond my 17 years, knowledge of the law and the landlord-tenant act might not apply. I called 911.

the operator, sensing the level of priority from the location divulged by my phone number asked me simply, "are you being assaulted right now?" taken aback, i answered no. She told me to call the regular police line and leave a message and an officer would get back to me in 48 hours, but to call 911 back once an actual attack had occured.

mama raised some wild boys, but not stupid boys, I was packedy-packed and out of there in twenty minutes.

valuable lesson i learned that day about the difference between paper and reality, between rules and the world. i don't regret it, the lesson has served me well all my life.

p.s. i am much better at lying to the authorities now, as required.

again, goodtimes.

Posted by: idleprimate at July 3, 2010 5:14 PM

Moving in the middle of July in Arizona. I have done this more than once. Each time by brain swells to the point where all knowledge of the move is easily erased from memory. It's a blessing and a curse.

Posted by: Ulterior Motive Girl at July 3, 2010 5:49 PM

here's an even better, or maybe more horrific comment diversion, who has had to move an in-law, or an elderly relative?

my war stories are nothing compared to having to help on aging family moves.

Posted by: idleprimate at July 3, 2010 6:38 PM

My brother-in-law helped us move from our first to second apartment, which was a two story with an interior staircase. In the process of getting the washer up the narrow stairs (which curved sharply at the top), BIL somehow managed to shove the washer, and my husband's wrist, through the wall. So we had a busted wrist, a large hole in the wall, and 90% of the furniture left to move.

Posted by: badkittyuno at July 3, 2010 7:00 PM

Robert,

Please don't take this as sarcastic or 'yanking your chain' in any way, but I've been catching up on all my sites since 8am this morning & just got here a mere centon or so ago-

I was rarin' to post my own 'moving story' while reading the comments, and I had to stop at yours & read it again.

I'm fairly empathetic with people in the various ways their rage can be triggered, even more so unfortunately in the ways I've responded to inciteful incidents myself. While never having possessed the balls to just "let loose" in a violent manner, unless I was the only one in the vicinity to do it to when it happened, and the callous on my forehead speaks for all the times I either slapped my head repeatedly or banged it into various thick and/or textured walls...

But To The Point: aside from wanting to know 1) if your father was still present at this time, 2) how long ago was this, 3) if this is affecting your life in any remarkable way at the present, and 4) the fact that I have a brief respite from my g/f to actually read something online without a goddam background soundtrack from her never-ending '(S)Hit Parade' broadcast of word salad seemingly meant for other available plant species who may actually desipher her ramblings-

I'm truly interested and, if I'm not being too intrusive, a few more details would be appreciated. Might be a slow holiday for Pajiba, y'know?

I'm not a doctor, don't play one on TV; I'd simply like to get a bit more insight, and we both seem to be somewhat-- "not otherwise occupied," so to speak? Mi no habla any gringo advice to offer, but rather just want to identify more with what is, honestly, a none-too-detailed, yet significant, experience in your life.

I also like your other fancy writin's on this hyah propitty.

Okay, back to the ever-needy g/f: I'm picking up 'Dear John' at the RedBox for our viewing pleasure tonight, ain't love grand? *dry heaves*

but I'll check back if you feel up to elaborating a bit - I mean, shit, I lost some pretty valuable (to me) stuff in a similar situation, but two decades have kind of softened the blow.

Take care, and don't let bitter memories cling to you- and when/if you ever ask yourself, "Was it me? It was them, right??"

Yes, you're right, it was them, fuckin' assholes.

Posted by: Bill (Formerly Bill) at July 3, 2010 7:09 PM

Using three months as a minimum stay, I have called 32 different places "home". That is my horror.

Posted by: sansho1 at July 3, 2010 7:27 PM

Within the next month, I have to move... exactly 30 feet.

Long story short: I moved in with my parents about 6 years ago when my dad got sick to help with care, bills, etc. They have a 4/4house, so I had my own room, private bath, and an office. Pops died a few months ago, my sis is getting divorced, and her kid's having issues at school, so she and my nephew are moving in with us. I'm condensing my office and bedroom into one large room on the other side of the house.

It'll be great for me, because I'll have some much needed privacy. But moving such a short distance is even more complicated than when I moved from NYC to LA. Maybe because there's small part of my brain that yells, "This is a waste of time!" Maybe because there's a slightly smaller part of me that was looking forward to some peace a quiet. Mom and I are very much alike, which is to say, we both value privacy and are pretty much content with brief interactions at breakfast a few times a week, then escaping to our rooms for some solace. Sis, on the other hand, loves noise, lots of people, activity, and parties all the time. In her eyes, we aren't a real family unless we do everything together all the time (my dad was the same way, so she gets it honest).

Anyway, in addition to grieving, re-starting my personal life (caring for a dying parent puts a damper on the dating thing) and re-booting my career, moving is way low on my priority list. Especially since it's such a short distance.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at July 3, 2010 7:33 PM

I’m an army brat so I moved around a fair few times when I was a kid, and as an adult, I seem to get itchy staying in one place for too long. I think the longest I’ve stayed put is around 5 years.

The most memorable move was the first time I was in the field. I had built up so much expectation, and put so much importance on what it meant about me as a person. As a compulsive planner, I’d spent my whole life mapping out where I was and where I was going. Even though those plans never came to fruition, I’d kept at it. But when it finally came time, I had no plans at all. I had no idea what to anticipate.

Even when my plane landed and I crossed the tarmac, I had no assumption about what was going to happen next. I think I was there for at least a month before I realized this is my new home. I live here. Leaving a year later was an incredibly painful experience, because the reverse culture shock was intense. Like your first kiss, first love, and all the other firsts you have in your life, in reality its blink and you’ll miss it.

Posted by: indarchandra at July 3, 2010 7:55 PM

I moved a few times before I was five. Then I lived in the same house from 5 to 17. That's when I left home for college. In five years at college (same town), I had four addresses.

Then I graduated and moved to Georgia. That was sort of an exciting move. Not because of the destination so much. But because I had never lived outside of Texas, my husband and I were newlyweds, and I had a newly rolled up degree in a tube and EVERYTHING we owned was in a small Ryder truck with our one car rolling on the back. We moved there with one couch, a bed, clothes, and various household items. That's it. Not even a TV.

Four years later, when we left to go back to Texas, we had to rent a MUCH bigger truck, had one car on the back of that and another adult driving the other car. We had probably tripled the amount of our shit. And we had a baby and a cat. Quite a difference. (The baby accounted for most of the new shit.)

Posted by: Snuggiepants at July 3, 2010 8:03 PM

Most of my moving has just been from student housing and back, so I'm bracing myself for my upcoming move from student housing to apartment in the fall, when I start my PhD. Haven't found the apartment yet, and have no idea how I'm going to make the move, seeing as I'm in a country where I have no family or friends with cars. So basically I'm just going to be taking multiple trips on the train with a fair amount of baggage, or I'm buying a car and figuring out the whole driving on the other side of the road deal by myself. It's all vaguely terrifying particularly since said move is supposed to be happening at the same time as my dissertation is meant to get finished up and turned in. Good times.

Luckily, after all of the aforementioned moving from college and back, I'm really good at packing light at this point. Haven't put much stock in personal belongings (at least, not superfluous ones) in quite some time. Hopefully that will help.

Posted by: Kalexal at July 3, 2010 8:20 PM

I'm very good at the stuff that comes before moving. Give me a bunch of boxes, paper, some tape and a texta, and I'll have your whole damn house packed brilliantly. It's a combination of years of Tetris and my own anal-retentiveness.
It's probably also due to moving at two very different jobs. First, the Golfclub I worked at decided to rebuild the clubhouse, so the whole thing was moved out to 'temporary' arrangements, then back into the shiny new building. Then, my lab relocated. That was fun. Especially the couple having sex on their balcony exactly opposite our new tearoom. That livened up the Saturday morning spent waiting for the movers to arrive.

The day I moved into this house was a whole 'nother matter. We'd been due to move in for six months, then finally got notice of settlement a week beforehand, right when I was in the middle of a study that required ten hour days and weekend work. So despite the fact I'd had a wall of boxes covering my damn window for six months, I still wasn't anywhere near ready.
Then it started to rain. No, that's not entirely accurate: it started to deluge. Whole fucking state's been in a drought for a decade, and we got nearly an INCH of fucking water that day.
Oddly, our rain's been a bit more reliable since then. So sure, the mattress, half our furniture and all our wonderful friends got soaked, but at least we can tell everyone we broke the drought.

Posted by: ScienceGeek at July 3, 2010 8:23 PM

I don't have any horror stories, and haven't moved that often (I'm like a bad smell, once I'm there you're never getting rid of me) but my nan and grandad helped me move the last time it happened.

My nan kept talking about a lovely vase that she'd carried ever so carefully so that none of the water inside would spill out. Took me a good week of wondering when the hell I'd ever bought a vase to realise she was talking about my bong. Oops.

Posted by: Bumwee McGee at July 3, 2010 9:03 PM

One time I helped my friend move across town. We had a group of people, so it wasn't too bad, but the guy had an amazing amount of stuff for one person. In particular, he had tons of unmarked, heavy boxes that took us forever to get moved. Upon finishing the move and having some beers, we find out that he had had us move his collection of every single issue of maxim magazine (apparently he believed he could get money for them on ebay or something). Bastard.

Posted by: phaedawg at July 3, 2010 9:36 PM

4 times a year I move from Seattle to Honolulu for school and back. Once in the fall, at the beginning of the winter break, at the end of winter break and finally at the beginning of summer. My life fits into one large suitcase, one carry-on and a backpack. I can be packed and ready to leave my home in 2 hours. I have this shit DOWN.

Most memorable was moving with my boyfriend into our current apartment. The new place is two blocks from the old place, so I decided to move everything, myself, in suitcases while he was at work. I finished in an afternoon, including the desktop computer and had the apartment set up when he got home. It was long, sweaty and hot (August) but god damn, I was proud of myself.

Posted by: VentureSister at July 3, 2010 9:54 PM

When I lived outside of the US, all I took were clothes, so I can't really count that as moving. My husband and I have moved twice around Atlanta in the past four years, but we are lucky to have friends willing to help for some beers.

The absolute worst move I ever had happened when I was six and my brother was two. My family was moving from California to Georgia, and we were scheduled to fly until my brother, and then I, got the chicken pox. What was supposed to be only a few hours in the air turned into a week driving across the country with a colicky toddler and a severely annoyed first-grader. We also had two cats in the station wagon with us. I remember that week as being absolutely miserable, so I can only imagine what it was like for my parents. To top it all off, my father was fired from his job a few weeks later. Did I mention that the entire reason for the move was because he was transferred?

Posted by: Sarahcat at July 3, 2010 9:54 PM

i recal moving only once right now my family is in transition i'v been here for 25 yrs

Posted by: Utah Dynamo at July 3, 2010 10:32 PM

I think I have moved 2 dozen times or so since starting college. Not counting end of semester moves home and then back to school, I tend to change cities (and often continents) every 2-4 years.

My most recent big move was from Prague Czech Republic to Hawaii. It was a long move, but it was actually really broken up. I shipped a lot of stuff to my parents so I didn't have to carry it with me. Anyway, I left Prague, visited a friend in England, flew with her to another friends wedding in California. We landed in LA, I spent some time with her family and then they drove me to Mammoth Mountain. From Mammoth I got a lift from another friend to Sacramento who I stayed with for a few days and then got a lift with to San Fransisco where I boarded another plane to Colorado. All this while carrying a large number amount of crap from Prague. Anywho, spent some time with family in Value, and then flew to DC where I spent even more time with different family, before finally getting on a place to Honolulu. All told, that move took me about a month and a half. But it was great getting to spend time with people I hadn't seen in years.

As far as my worst move, that was having to move from my one bed room apartment to my friends basement where I worked as a nanny. Company down sizing was a bitch. It wasn't bad in the sense of losing shit or horrid people, but bad in that it was the one time I had a whole apartment worth of crap that I had bought, that then had to be either moved, put in storage, or sold. I actually miss a lot of that stuff. I had a queen sized temprapetic mattress which I still miss, not to mention some very nice kitchen knives.

Posted by: Morgan Lefai at July 3, 2010 10:35 PM

I've had a couple stupid moves, in the summer of 2003 and 2004: I worked at a boarding school, and was lucky enough to live in the "honors dorm," which means I had an exterior door and a view of the lake. But during the summer season, my suite was prime real estate for people visiting the camp and state park, so in May, I had to pack up my rooms and move them, reminiscent of ceejeemcbeegee's story up there, about 100 feet to the dorm next door, and then back to my room again in August. It was RIDICULOUS.
Even better: In 2004, I arrived at the school after my summer away to find the administrators had decided to move me upstairs for that year - increasing my move by one flight of stairs and about 150 more feet.
For all you commenters who have had serious cross-country moves, I salute you; for the poor saps who've moved across town or across the street, I commiserate whole-heartedly. Those short moves are the pits.

Posted by: naivehelga at July 3, 2010 11:13 PM

The thing I would never leave behind? Assuming that non-human people (AKA my dog) are also exempt, I'd have to say my pageant crown. I know, it's really dumb, and it's just in a box in a cabinet right now, but I'd be really sad if I didn't get to bust it out and practice my pageant wave every now and then.

Posted by: naivehelga at July 3, 2010 11:16 PM

I've got a real doozy.

The late spring/early summer of 2003, my parents got a divorce. My mom took her shit and moved down to Florida. My dad was working in Chicago. I moved back into the family home in Des Moines to care for my little brother, pack up his, dad's and sis's shit, and have numerous yard sales.

I was going to grad school in Kentucky in the fall, so that summer we had a Grand Moving Spree of Doom. Dad flew down from Chicago, we rented a dumpster and a u-haul, and packed both full. Turns out the u-haul wouldn't fit all dad's shit along with all my shit, so we had to leave a bunch of my dad's shit at the house... we'll get back to that in a little.

First stop, Chicago, to drop off dad's shit. Next, down to Grandma's in Southern Illinois. Drop off some storage, stay the night, then hike it over to Kentucky, five hours away. Move in MY shit. Sleep. Go back to Chicago. Sleep.

Here's the best part... because I was the only kid who could drive, and dad had to get back to work. I had to fly BACK to Des Moines, rent yet ANOTHER u-haul, pack up the last of my dad's shit, clean the house, and drive the u-haul to Chicago to unpack it.

I really, REALLY hated that summer.

Posted by: linny at July 3, 2010 11:47 PM

I have moved a lot in my life. We've lived in the same house now for 4 years and it's weirding me out. I'm ready to at least get out of this house, if not this town.

The craziest move was when we moved from Houston, Texas to Haarlem, the Netherlands in 2002. The craziest part was that I'd just had my first baby 5 weeks before. I don't know why this seemed like a sane idea at the time. Here I was a brand new mother with a baby who didn't eat or sleep well yet (and it took him several months before we got the sleeping down) and we moved far far away from any other friends or family. And Houston to Haarlem is no small adjustment even without adjusting to new parenthood at the same time. To this day I don't know how we did it. Luckily there were no great horrors in the move other than the fact that it took at least 4 months for all our stuff to arrive from Texas--including the baby's crib. The baby ended up co-sleeping with us even though I'd never planned to do so much co-sleeping.

Oh yeah, I remember now that we actually had to go to London for a few days almost immediately after arriving in Haarlem. It was my first time in London but I was mainly stuck in the hotel room with a newborn trying to get him to nurse while my husband went to work meetings. I didn't even have a stroller with me so I had to carry him in his carseat if I wanted to go anywhere. I don't know why I didn't at least have my Baby Bjorn front carrier at least. Maybe it was because I was still postpartum and didn't feel comfortable with it yet. Yikes. I didn't see much of London on that trip. Luckily it was the next place we lived (2 years later).

Posted by: lainiefig at July 3, 2010 11:59 PM

I was moving into my apartment in NYC, but I live on an avenue, so my dad couldn't park the car in front of my building. He would pull up to the curb, I'd grab as much stuff as I could, then run it up to my third floor apartment as he circled the block, rinse, lather, repeat. I was so sweaty and exhausted, and my dad was fresh as a daisy because he was driving in circles and I was schlepping armfuls of books and suitcases up and down the most treacherous stairs in the city. I dread having to do it again, whenever that is.

Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at July 4, 2010 12:23 AM

I haven't moved that much. My parents still own the house I grew up in, so moving for me did not begin until college. Since then, I've moved 9 times (around Michigan, Indiana and Georgia) and am now stranded in a condo that is (according to the real estate market) nearly worthless.
I have been fortunate that I have not had any major moving mishaps. The worst thing that happened was moving with two roommates. One of the roommates was from the area and her family came to help us move. Basically, we moved all her stuff (with the family's help), then, once her stuff was moved they left the other roommate and me to unload everything else ourselves.
I've hauled a bunch of stuff from move to move that I can't seem to part with: a rocking chair from when I was a baby, a black velvet Elvis painting, and a set of my grandmother's dishes, to name a few.

Posted by: kimmyhula at July 4, 2010 12:27 AM

Oooooohhh hell. I just moved on Wednesday and it was shitamarooo. It's too recent and I'm still too angry to describe in detail. Suffice to say that when your roommate tries to get married and move out in the same two week period, and then takes off on her honeymoon the next day, leaving you with the rest of her stuff and all of the cleaning, you end up getting royally screwed.

Though I am super glad to be out of the basement suite and away from the Clown-Faced Spider Posse that lives there. Fuck you, arachnids! Good luck getting me on the 2nd floor!

Posted by: Lauren at July 4, 2010 1:03 AM

1) moved from CA to Singapore when I was 2
3) moved from Singapore to Illinois when I was 12
3) drove from Illinois to CA with my mom when I was 13. That was a long-ass drive.
4) moved from CA to NY when 18 for college.

Those were the big moves. Since I've been in New York, I've moved 7 times. I've lived here for a little less than 5 years.

You know, now that I'm putting numbers to it, it seems like an awful lot but we had to stay in a different dorm every year at my college, and when we got out for the summer, i would sublet an apartment for a couple months... and this is we do a lot - it's not unheard of.

Also, Robert, I'm sorry you had terrible roommates at NYU. I lucked out and became great friends with 3 of my roommates (from 3 different dorms). I had maybe only one completely insane one but even she wasn't that bad. She just had no sense of humor, played weird German techno in the morning when everyone was still asleep, was so passive aggressive I have no idea how she functioned practically in life, and stole our weed (it was three of us in one room.)

Worst moving experience? When my freshman year roommate and I moved out of the dorms for the summer and to Bushwick together. We were so poor that we didn't want to take a cab to haul our stuff there so we made several trips back and forth on the subway with our luggage and boxes and filled and refilled our backpacks. In the humid NYC summer heat wave. Thank god we didn't have furniture.

Posted by: denesteak at July 4, 2010 1:28 AM

Just made a state to state move - may have to put my dogs in the pound - back at home with the folks - want to shoot myself in the face. Do you know how disheartening it is to pack a 3 bedroom house and then put all that shit in a storage locker? I hate the world today.

Posted by: bibliophile at July 4, 2010 1:30 AM

Wait, do we not count student housing? I hate moving so much (of any sort) that I would totally count student housing...

Well, in that case, I've only moved maybe three times in NYC. That's still a lot for like 4+ years.

Posted by: denesteak at July 4, 2010 1:32 AM

I'm a month away from turning 34 and I've moved 32 times that I can remember. (there might be a few in there I've forgotten)
I don't really have any bad moving stories because I love love LOVE the feeling of change and possibility that a move brings. My favorite move was from Philly to Denver three-ish years ago. I packed all the really important stuff into a completely unreliable 18 year old Ford Taurus and drove like I was being chased. (the transmission was threatening to die but once I got here it lasted and lasted and lasted.)
For more than a decade I'd been kind of boomeranging around Philly. I'd move away and then get sucked back in, over and over and over.
With so many moves it's hard to accept any place as "home". For a long time I wouldn't ever completely unpack.
Recently I thought about moving to Chicago for a guy, but I think I finally found a place I wouldn't mind staying for a while. Too bad. He was an awfully nice guy.

Posted by: king at July 4, 2010 2:19 AM

Hope ur blasting your ipod out loud as you're both packing up. It's the last time to annoy your neighbours.

It's the packing up I can't stand, suddenly you realise the crap you've accumulated and the back breaking job of loading up and unloading. However I love unpacking, it's like wow didnt know I had that.

First time moving was to uni then back to a flat which was helped by my dearest brother who charged me for petrol for two return trips. Did I say that was the last money on me. Damn!

Unfortunately I'm gonna do it again. Moving again in 3 weeks time, across the road this time so no brotherly rip off.

Posted by: Jean at July 4, 2010 8:32 AM

I've moved so many times in my life, I've lost count. The worst move, though, was when my wife and I moved from Oregon to Virginia in 2003. No big disasters with our stuff, except for it being held hostage by scammers. It took our showing up to the delivery with a posse and two years of lawsuits to settle the whole thing. The company eventually went under after a federal investigation and a number of their executives and employees are facing jail time because of it. So, karma has been restored, at least.

Posted by: Armando at July 4, 2010 10:52 AM

When I was a kid, my family moved about 5 or 6 times from birth to school. The biggest move was NY to FL but I was only a fetal passenger on that one. Since I've been living in NY (3.5 years), I have lived in 3 different apartments and am moving into a fourth next month. God help me. There's also my crappy dorm rooms and boarding school moves but the worst move I had to do myself was when I was leaving a fancy-schmancy high-rise and absolutely had to be out of the apartment by midnight or be charged a huge fee. My roommate-to-be was out of town so I had her landlady's phone number.

Everything was so last-minute that reputable movers were all booked, and the guys I found on craigslist "got stuck in traffic." For eight hours. Right. I spent all afternoon alternately trying to find someone else and freaking out by myself, since both of my roommates had already moved days prior, and luckily I found a couple of movers who could make it there in an hour (8 pm at this point). I called the landlady to apologize and let her know I would be coming in a couple of hours and SHE REFUSED TO LET ME MOVE IN THAT NIGHT.

Apparently even though I signed something with the leasing office, nobody officially told her I was approved, and she also thought I wasn't moving in until 2 days later. Why she thought I would be moving on the 3rd of the month is beyond me, but she was old and weird and had bad hearing.

I started crying and essentially begged her to let me move in. I literally would have been homeless otherwise. She finally agreed, the movers came, I had to leave tons of random crap by the trash since there was only time for one trip, and when we got to the apartment, the landlady oversaw everything in her dressing gown. She stood in my living room and constantly commented on how much stuff I had and asked me how I was going to fit everything and if I was going to get a storage unit. I did not have that much stuff, and the moving guys felt so bad for me that they started defending me to her. They got their reward when they gypped me out of 100 extra bucks, though. The landlady also eventually got her revenge by constantly calling me Emily and asking how it was working out with "the new girl."

Then I had to run back and meet my exhausted ex-roommate and her new husband to help get rid of the final things I was going to take from them but couldn't fit (a crappy chair, cleaning supplies, etc) around 11:30. We dropped off our keys at exactly 11:58, two minutes early, and avoided the huge fee.

... Why am I moving again?

Posted by: SaBrina at July 4, 2010 11:48 AM

Part Deux: I don't think I have a crappy possession that I will never get rid of. You have to be ruthless when moving in NYC.

Posted by: SaBrina at July 4, 2010 11:58 AM

I've moved a lot, and it is never fun. Here are some examples:

Roommate fled town, bouncing the check for her part of the rent. Why? To flee the violent boyfriend she left in my apartment. I didn't go home until I was sure he wasn't there, and I packed in three hours and had movers take my stuff six blocks to a boarding house, using up the rest of my money and ensuring I didn't eat for a week. Why? Because I was on crutches and therefore couldn't move a damned thing on my own.

Years later, I had emergency surgery two weeks before I had to move, and they kept me in the hospital for five days. It was the last time my friend moved anyone, and he did it only because half my supposed moving brigade failed to show. It took two whole days to get my stuff moved because, again, I was unable to help and had been incapacitated without warning right before the move.

After I got married, my husband and I spent a couple months apart. He went to survival school and got settled in at his base. I packed up my stuff and worked a show (for which I'd long been contracted). When he came to get me, I had a raging case of strep throat, so the entire trip across country was a feverish blur of pain (mine) and exhaustion (his), coupled with the distinct scent of my fabulous dog, who was relegated to the floor because I was stretched out on the bench seat of the U-Haul. It is amazing that I am still married, but such is my husband's patience.

The things I cannot leave behind are on a bookshelf everyone says looks like an altar, only I'm not religious. They are pieces of my life - things given to me out of love or purchased because they spoke to me - all small, but significant. They pack up into a small tote.

Posted by: Reba at July 4, 2010 4:19 PM

I have moved around alot. I am something of a nomad. I have had several bad moves. There was one move where I showed up at the apartment with all of my stuff and it was unlivable. I had to find another apartment where I could move in that day.
Another move was 36 hours in June while I was a few months pregnant and having morning sickness that lasted all day.
By far the worst move of all was the move from Arizona to New York. The movers were a week and a half late with our stuff, so we spent a week and a half at our new apartment with no bed, chairs, plates, or anything. Then when we got our stuff alot of things had melted because they had been stored in a cargo container in AZ in July.
The one thing that I will not give up or live without is the sweater that my mom knit for my gran who passed away when I was in 6th grade.

Posted by: androstarr at July 4, 2010 4:51 PM

I have moved eight times in the last seventeen years. But besides those, my husband and I have also helped numerous friends and relatives move, including one of his brothers no less than six times and his parents seven (they are "hobby builders").

Probably the most amusing (and still a favorite family anecdote) occurrence was while moving my bil across the rather large city of Calgary. Husband was driving his dad's truck, mattress strapped into the back, down the Deerfoot (which is equivalent to what Americans call a freeway) doing about 50mph. Suddenly one of the straps snapped, and as my husband checked his mirrors to see where he could pull over... out sailed the mattress, bouncing half a dozen times before coming to rest in the middle of the road.

Thankfully there wasn't much traffic, and the car behind my husband was able to swerve around, no harm no foul... the driver got out and thanked my husband for giving him the best laugh he'd had all week.

Around the curve comes a cop car. Told my husband he would otherwise have given him a ticket for hauling an unsecured load, but he too was laughing too hard, given that no damage had been done.

My bil did have to get a new mattress though.

Posted by: neurotica at July 4, 2010 5:08 PM

In 1994, I got married in August and moved from NJ to Muncie, Indiana, three days later so my husband could start studying for his Ph.D. at Ball State University.

Planning a big wedding is stressful enough, but I was really upset and worried about the move too. But I didn't let myself really think about moving away from friends and family till the wedding was over.

In the limo on our wedding night, en route to our 2-day honeymoon, it all finally hit me and I started sobbing.

The limo driver says to my husband, "What's wrong?"

He replied, "We just got married."

Posted by: mswas at July 4, 2010 7:51 PM

I lived in one house my entire childhood (with one major remodel). Then I moved about 6 hours away for college (and back and forth during summers), so I didn't have too many problems packing up a car each time.

However, I understand the short moves, because psychologically you wonder whats the point. Sophomore year of college my friend switched to my school, and we setup to room together. But the school screwed up and puts us in separate rooms across campus. We raised hell (hah, we're dorks, we politely asked), and two days later they tell us we have a day to get out of our rooms and into a new one. The new place was downstairs for me, so for about 2 hours I just went up and down the stairs, at first I was trying to do boxes and things. Then I realized there was no point, and made literal hobo bundles to escort shit back and forth.

Apparently this is a theme for me. I had a friend out in Missouri for college, and he needed to move back here to Albuquerque. He lived in a house and it was selling, so we had like a week to get out there and pack an entire house of crap he and an ex-gf had collected. He had nothing packed, me and another friend drove with him there in a straight shot. Like above, things started out well, sorting and packing and cleaning (Including things like a giant CRT TV that weighed 200 pounds). But after a full day it became clear this wouldn't be finished in time, especially since he had other paperwork/official crap to do while he was there. We got the go ahead to just start throwing crap out, or literally pushing things off shelves into backs and throwing them in the U-haul. We got it done and once again drove straight back. I guess it wasn't terrible as much exhausting, but we were proud.

Posted by: e at July 4, 2010 9:04 PM

No real dramas in my moves, because up til now I've never owned a place. As a renter I didn't accumulate much crap. Now...... oy veh. I really don't want to think about what happens if I don't find a job soon & I have to move from here....

Anyway. The only moving story I've got is when I moved to this flat from my last rental. There wasn't much to move, and the last cab-full was with my best pal, after a few glasses of vino.
So we get here, and the cabbie, being a gent, helped us unpack the boot of the cab. Which was when he spotted the three vibrators of various colours and sizes - best pal's housewarming presents to me. Um. I don't think he believed our explanation that they were hairdressing implements. He was still laughing when he drove off. But hey, he didn't notice that we didn't tip him....

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Posted by: hanmei at July 5, 2010 11:00 PM

Not a horror story really, just a series of unfortunate events.
The day before my move, my car battery died while running around trying to finish up last minute errands. Luckily, I ran into a friend who gave me a jump. I bought a new battery, my buddy put it in only to realize it's for the wrong model. He rigged it to get me through the day and the next day while we were moving my mom exchanged it for the right one.
While unloading the truck in front of my new house (which is directly across the street from a hospital) a woman started screaming. Apparently a loved one had just been brought into the emergency room and I guess had died...it was an interesting way to be welcomed to the neighborhood, to say the least.
Then the battery in the moving truck died. We had to jump it to get it back to the lot on time to avoid another day's charges. We had to be back by 5...we arrived at 4:59. I drove my car (it was faster) and literally parked it in the way of the gate so they couldn't close it before we got the truck in the lot.
Harrowing, yes. Horror, nah.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at July 6, 2010 7:51 AM

May, 1998: I was moving out of my dorm room at the close of the spring semester of my sophomore year at college. I was basically the last person on campus, moving myself out with no help. 90 degree weather in a veritable ghost town. Super depressed because I was expecting a forthcoming academic dismissal; a terrible student, I'd spent the preceding days not packing up & trading goodbyes with friends, but writing late papers, because damnit I really need that "C." Finally finished loading up the Suburban at some godawful hour, & started on my drive of shame: Driving home to move in with my dad & retake Economics at community college, summer term. I'm sure I had tears in my eyes for the entirety of the 2 hour drive home, & thus began a truly bogus summer.

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