Your Move
By Tater Barley Banks | Posted Under Comment Diversions | Comments (59)
I’m in Hartford this weekend, helping Tater tot move.
Also most likely sucking down copious beers at the Spigot to ease the pain.
There’s nothing good about a move, even if you’re just vacating grad student housing and schlepping about a mile away, like Tot is.
Let’s face it: Moving is a pain in the ass. Even if it’s not the move itself, it’s all the shit you have to clean up: the oven, the refrigerator, the bathtub …
Oh yes, Tot is gonna owe me a LOT of beer.
I’m no real expert on this. I counted and I’ve moved six times in 30 years, and I figure I have one left, the one into what is euphemistically referred to as “assisted living.”
The longest was maybe 300 miles and the shortest was maybe five. I won’t win any prizes for frequency (I’m sure some of you have moved twice as often in half the time) or distance (Tejas Figgy probably wins that one, at least in the past year).
I only know none of them were easy.
None of them, however, were a disasterbacle either. No truckloads of clothing careening down a hill, no bed disappearing in transit. So while none of the moves I’ve made were easy, none of them were flat-out awful either.
But I bet some of you have some stories, and I hope you’ll tell them here so I can laugh at your misery.
The only good thing about a move that I can think of is it forces you to reassess your life a little bit. It’s a good time to get rid of accumulated crap, get your stuff down to what fits in the truck, or even just the car (my second move, when I was 24, everything I owned fit into three car loads).
So along with telling us your moving horror stories, weigh in with the one non-human crappy possession you can posilutely, absitively never ever ever leave behind, put on the curb or unload for a quarter at a yard sale (errr, “tag sale,” as they call them in CT).
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Comments
Posted by: katy at July 3, 2010 3:25 PM
I've moved 9 times in my life and all within the same metro area. Not too bad actually. None of them have been particularly memorable until the last one, because my dad owns a furniture moving company so I've always had manpower and large trucks at my disposal. The last, and I mean last, move was probably the most hectic. We were living in a perfectly nice 2 bedroom house with our two young daughters in what was effectively about 900 square feet when I found out I was pregnant with #3. There was no way we could fit another human into our living environment so we had about 6-7 months to find, buy, and move into a new house, right at the time when loans became almost impossible to get. But we lucked out and found a great house. Then we had to move ourselves, two children under the age of four, a dog and a cat, and all of our crap while I was 7 months pregnant. At the same time we kept our old house as a rental so we had to get that prepared for renters, which we were fortunate to find in time to make all of the mortgage hurdles work. It was very stressful and life sucked for a little while there. On the upside though, since I was 7 months pregnant no one would let me do anything on the day of the move itself, so score on that one.