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An Evening Comment Diversion / Dustin Rowles

Comment Diversions | July 6, 2009 | Comments (185)


Tonight’s diversion comes compliments of Jeremy Feist, who basically already has the coolest tattoo in the history of mankind:


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Yeah. That’s a Godtopus. Here’s hoping he doesn’t regret that sometime later in his life.

Anyway, Mr. Feist would like to know what kind of art the rest of you have tattooed onto your bodies? And if you don’t already have a tattoo, then what would your ideal tattoo be?

I was once completely averse to tattoos, but SXSW, of course, changed all that, when several of us, between movies, had a little to drink and decided to permanently disfigure ourselves. I went with something simple: My wife and kid’s name. And since it’s sort of in a scrabble pattern, if we have another child, I have no choice but to pick a name that will crossword off an existing name on that tattoo.

How about you folks? Links to images (using the website url space in the comment form) are certainly welcome.


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Comments

I have a dragon on my right arm - military tat.
i have a zombie on my left arm - Awesome tat.
the infinity symbol on my neck - strange tat.

Posted by: gilp at July 6, 2009 8:33 PM

I've seriously contemplated about three different tattoos, and have none of them. And the further away I get from initially wanting them, the more I realize I'm glad I didn't get them.

However, I love the work of Alphonse Mucha, and wouldn't mind getting his "Dance":
http://artchive.com/artchive/M/mucha/mucha_dance.jpg.html
Or "Summer"
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2121/1814059997_aed81be3e3_o.jpg
Tattooed down the side of my thigh or torso.

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at July 6, 2009 8:34 PM

For the first time, being too lazy to get up to catch the next BART train has actually worked in my favor! Fizzirst!!!! (sorry had to)
I have three: a dragon with my chinese name (maylai) on my left leg; a butterfly on my shoulder; and the hawaiian island chain on my right leg. "Ha'le" which is hawaiian for "home" is under O'ahu, where I was born. The big island is covering up an old tattoo of thumper from biambi (don't ask). I am currently working with a friend on putting together a drawing the big back piece I want(in progress...) and hope to get that started in the next few months.

The stupidest tat I ever saw was on my ex boyfriend, who had Death giving you the bird on his shoulder. It was totally gay, and I don't mean that in the good, same-sex-sex sort of way either.

Posted by: maylai at July 6, 2009 8:34 PM

Dilettantes should either have no tattoos, or a thousand. I'm cheap, so I choose the former.

Posted by: sansho1 at July 6, 2009 8:38 PM

i know this doesn't have anything to do with this thread, but i felt compelled to make a comment that i hope some of the staff will see. my wife is really big into this website and as such, i've become a frequent visitor myself. what i was wondering though, with all of the reviews you do and some of them being not always on point, why don't you do a new thread titled, "top 100 comments insulting to staff". i think it would be hilarious and it would also show that you can take criticism as well as give it. thanks.

Posted by: Michael at July 6, 2009 8:41 PM

great diversion! I'm a nerd chemist & i have an scientific symbol on my left hip. Next I will get 3 stars on my right inside ankle, which has been in the work for a year or so. Probably more tats later in life, maybe something Japanese on my arm.

Genny - the Mucha "spring" would be awesome. Better yet, get Mr. Genny to get it with your likeness in the face. Depending on size/place, you can really keep it to your/his-self. I've had mine for 15 years (godtopus that is a long time!) and it's still very private. I've always wanted a relationship where my partner would be willing to get me-related ink, which could be the one I'm in now & he's already inked, so it's not that far a stretch.

Posted by: staramour at July 6, 2009 8:46 PM

Tattoos are mostly out of the question for me, since I was tattooed almost entirely over my body with little red spots by nature at birth. I have always thought it would be great to get connect-the-dots numbers, though...

I wanted to get "This Side Down" on the (unfreckled!) bottom of my foot until I was told by multiple people that it would hurt like hell, wear off quickly, and that no reputable tattoo artist would therefore do it for me.

The only other tattoo I would probably every seriously get would be a line drawing of the boa that's swallowed an elephant from The Little Prince (check the link). If I do get it, I vow to marry whoever sees it and goes, "nice boa that's swallowed an elephant!"

Posted by: Macafee at July 6, 2009 8:47 PM

Tattoos are mostly out of the question for me, since I was tattooed almost entirely over my body with little red spots by nature at birth. I have always thought it would be great to get connect-the-dots numbers, though...

I wanted to get "This Side Down" on the (unfreckled!) bottom of my foot until I was told by multiple people that it would hurt like hell, wear off quickly, and that no reputable tattoo artist would therefore do it for me.

The only other tattoo I would probably every seriously get would be a line drawing of the boa that's swallowed an elephant from The Little Prince (check the link). If I do get it, I vow to marry whoever sees it and goes, "nice boa that's swallowed an elephant!"

Posted by: Macafee at July 6, 2009 8:47 PM

I love tattoos.

I have one that symbolizes me and my 2 kids (aaawww) that is on my back and one, a celtic triquetra, on my shoulder to symbolize my sister and me. She has a matching one on the opposite shoulder.

Next one is OM. Not sure where. Maybe my wrist....

My hubby sometimes pouts that I don't have one that represents him. My reaction? "I'm not sure I'm ready for that kind of commitment."


Posted by: Janey at July 6, 2009 8:51 PM

I don't got any yet but I've been planning to have one on my left breast a tattoo of black bird, the actual bird, in flight with a line or two from Beatles' song "Black Bird: Either just "alight" or "You were only waiting for this moment to alight."

Not really the dumbest per se but really weird, for me, Tattoo I saw was Halloween last year. This guy had Tattoo in chinese character and, thinking maybe he looked a little Asian mixed, I asked him if it was his name. He acted offended and said that the Tattoo are for "Loyal" and "Religion". Well, Loyal part was right but Religion comprise of 2 characters, not one. And what he didn't know is that those two specific characters he used combined is one of very traditional Japanese samurai name: Tadamune. I think one of the Shogun had that name.

Really, when you do Chinese character, you really need to know what you are getting. There is a joke in this Japanese Manga I like in which an big oaf like American guy has an ink that he thinks means "Big and Useful." He was call the "guy with unfortunate tattoo" because those characters actually meant "Feces"

Posted by: yocean at July 6, 2009 8:51 PM

i was just in the midst of getting some ideas together for my next tattoo when i decided to see what was happening over at pajiba, and what a coincidence. i have a bird on my ribcage. its a free bird. its a blackbird flying into the light of the dark black night. it's a little sparrow, little sparrow, and it's rapping at my chamber door...
is it weird that i would have a second bird design, because thats all i seem to be drifting towards..

Posted by: samma at July 6, 2009 8:53 PM

I want a Quetzal tattoo on my ankle. Stylized, sort of all curvy that I designed myself but won't post here because I'm paranoid like that.

This is a quetzal:
http://www.birdsasart.com/Ralph-Resplendent_Quetzal.jpg

Puuurdy, innit.

But I don't think I'll ever get it. I'm terrified of needles and don't think I'll have the balls to go through with it.

Posted by: figgy at July 6, 2009 8:54 PM

I've wanted body art for as long as I can remember, but for some reason I haven't ever gotten around to it.

Right now I'd want to go the cheesy route and do something with my kids' birth dates. Work it in somehow. Or at least some representation of them on me.

My wife has seven tattoos. I only wish I was as cool.

Posted by: Snath at July 6, 2009 8:56 PM

My dog died last week and as anybody knows whose had a best friend in canine form, its heartbreaking. Well she only had one eye so I was thinking about getting a tatoo of her "winking" and below it will read " I've got my eye on you".

Posted by: Dr.Awesome at July 6, 2009 8:59 PM

I've never really wanted a tattoo. If forced to get one, though, I'd get "The stories have all been told before," probably in two lines of smallish text on my left underarm. My only problem with it is that it's a Norah Jones lyric, and I don't particularly love her, but I think the line sums up my career ambitions (writer) mixed with my pessimistic outlook whenever I try to write.

Posted by: whatBENwatches at July 6, 2009 9:00 PM

Ooh, whatBENwatches, instead of the lyric, you should get "A man goes on a trip" and "A stranger comes to town" tattooed one on each arm!

Posted by: Macafee at July 6, 2009 9:04 PM

I have 8 and have about 10 more planned, eventually sleeves.
My favorite one currently is the one on my arm that has taken about 6 hours so far and I still have another 2 to go. Its an old school typewriter with pages coming out of it of the styles of writing I do, drug culture, horror, and fantasy. It also has three demons mixed in there...and some smoke.
The first one I got is in Latin and it says "I Dream for a Living." That one is one my forearms.
I also got a breast cancer ribbon on my hand for my grandma, an ankh on my chest, in Latin across my shoulders it says, "Gather them all and in the darkness bind them," on one calf the Wiccan Triple Crescent, on the other Odin's Drinking Horns.
They count the forearms as two sep tats.
The next one once I finish my right arm is going to be a movie reel with the film coming out of it and the posters to my favorite movies.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 6, 2009 9:09 PM

I've got 6 in my collection and love them all equally, however the turtle on my upper back may be the favorite. It's tribal with the Wiccan (don't ask) symbol for mother in the middle for my mom. I got it on her birthday and reminds me of the single most bad ass bitch to ever live. R.I.P. Leila.

Posted by: Heathen at July 6, 2009 9:12 PM

Yay, you used my idea! *Glee*

Genny, that tattoo looks AWESOME. Go get it. Now. Don't worry, I'll wait right here.

...

So, how was it?

Anyways, right now I have three: A chinese symbol on my stomach, a skull on my back, and of course, THE GODTOPUS. I'm also thinking of getting another tattoo soon that I designed myself. COMING SOON TO A PORN STAR NEAR YOU.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at July 6, 2009 9:13 PM

I normally stay away from the diversions, but this one's pretty neat. I have two tattoos, one on the inner of my right arm, it's a quote from a Circle Takes The Square lyric "There is nothing quite so pure as the written word." I don't have the period though, and this seems to bother a lot of people, to the point where some have drawn it on with a pen, much to my amusement.

The other is on my right leg, it's a picture of a Pony Express rider because I am history dork and someday I hope to devote a great amount of my time to studying the Pony Express. Most people at first glance think it's a jockey rider.

Someday, when money rains down upon me, I will get a half sleeve of blackwork, but I haven't decided whether I want a design in it, or for it just to be solid black, because aesthetically I like just solid black.

Posted by: Disgruntled Pedestrian at July 6, 2009 9:14 PM

Ooh, Genny I LOVE Mucha. But you really need to find a freakin' flawless artist and get it done perfectly. It would look amazing!

Posted by: figgy at July 6, 2009 9:21 PM

I have two tattoos, plan on a few more eventually.

The first was a spur of the moment decision. Some days I am rather ambivalent about it and other days, I love its ability to call nerdy boys out from the hills (or mother's basements) in a 50 square mile radius.

Since I'm HTML illiterate, click below to see its wonder.

Posted by: Quorren at July 6, 2009 9:22 PM

Man, most of you guys have decent ideas. Although the Chinese characters or song lyrics are pretty universally terrible ideas, unless you a)speak fluent chinese or b)wrote the fucking song. Anyway, only thing I've ever found that I could actually live with forever is a tribute to a friend. It's been designed but we haven't gotten around to all going to the parlor together to get it.

Posted by: the_wakeful at July 6, 2009 9:25 PM

ah, the ink. I've three so far. First one I got is a four leaf clover on my left forearm.

Second one I got is a skull and bones on my ass. Because it's me booty. No, I will not show you.

Third one is a bunch of stars on the top of my right foot. Yes it hurt like a sonuvabitch. (if you're a FB friend you can find pics of at least two of those on my profile)

Fourth will be Wednesday Addams. I just have to decide where and talk to my artist about it and get him to do the design (any suggestions where? I was thinking down my ribcage? I like them all to be fairly hideable for various reasons.)

I am thinking about getting a medic alert tattoo (shoutout to Shep on that), because I'll always be diabetic and still don't have a damned bracelet. Also, a half-sleeve of old-school red roses because they were my dad's favorite flower and he'd hate it til the end of time.

And an eventual back piece involving many elements including a spooky tree with a vine of moonflowers growing around it, an owl, a book, a key, stars across my shoulders and various other bits and bobs that I've not thought of yet.

Posted by: lizzieborden at July 6, 2009 9:25 PM

Urgent to yocean:

The word is arise, not alight. I'm really not sure how you could have misheard it--it's not as if McCartney sang the song with mushmouth; he enunciates quite clearly--but whatever. Also, alight means "land."

I just don't like the thought of your having a permanent mark on your body announcing to the world that you're a complete prat...as if getting a black tattoo put on your breast isn't going to remove all doubt of that in any case.

Tattoos: A Helpful Guide!

Posted by: Kinsey at July 6, 2009 9:25 PM

I currently have: a woad blue knotwork seven pointed star right under my left collarbone.

I want: a woad blue knotwork compass rose right under my right collarbone.

And what I really want, but have to find a good enough artist for: a white spiderweb from my right shoulder to at least halfway down my arm, maybe to my elbow, with stars caught in it. But not regular pointed stars...ones that look like the photos from the Hubble telescope, in primarily blue and white and blacklight reactive inks.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at July 6, 2009 9:28 PM

Part two. This one is fairly recent and has several different meanings behind it. "Snails" by The Format is one of my favorite songs of all time; it's a better and less cliched way to saying "stop and smell the roses" in life; it's high up on my thigh, near my great beyond, to remind me not to rush into bumping uglies too soon with someone (unless that person is Seth Green, he can take me anytime he wants!).

Posted by: Quorren at July 6, 2009 9:28 PM

Aww man, Quorren. I love that. The song, the tattoo, everything. Battgirl just introduced me to it and it has been stuck in my head all week.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 6, 2009 9:35 PM

I have the first three words of the Iliad tattooed on the side of my rib cage. They represent, in a nutshell, both the basis of the entire poem (which I love) and the scope of human existence. Beat THAT.

Posted by: ziggy at July 6, 2009 9:36 PM

yeah, ziggy, but are they in Greek? (By which I mean I hope they are, because that is seriously, and I mean seriously badass.)

I've also contemplated getting SPQR tattooed on my person. But that's because I'm a history junkie and was basically a Classics major and not because of anything military.

Posted by: lizzieborden at July 6, 2009 9:40 PM

Thanks, Jeremy and Figgy! I think finding the right artist (and saving up the money) would be the biggest challenge. Although, living in Miami I know a few guys from the Miami Ink show are good with that kind of art style tattoos, but I'm sure they're really damn expensive. Also I might have to be on TV.

I'd love to get them in color, but I know that pinks and reds fade really fast, especially when you're kind of a pinkish person, so I might just go with a black outline. I like Dance better for a torso tattoo, and Summer better for a leg (cause the side of my thigh is wider than the side of my torso.)

Posted by: Genny (actually Rusty now) at July 6, 2009 9:40 PM

I have a four-leaf clover on my hip, and hope to get the trinity knot on my upper back (below the neck line though) either next week or early August.

Posted by: Lollygagger at July 6, 2009 9:41 PM

I want my daughter's name on my left shoulder. I figure that's one name I'll never regret, because I'll always love her and she'll always be the greatest blessing of my life, next to the mister.

Speaking of the mister, I'd do his name, but he insists it would jinx us and we've had a great 19 year run, so I guess I won't take that chance.

Other than that, there's really not a symbol, picture or word I love enough to tat on me. But I have absolutely nothing against them, I think they're fascinating.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 6, 2009 9:43 PM

Tattoos are for retards. Think about it. Drawing on yourself for attention. And don't give me that "I don't do it for attention, I do it for myself." Well, then, why are you drawing it on the outside of your body, genius? If it's "meaningful," why can't you just, I dunno, remember it? You don't need to advertise...because no one cares...

They're as pointless as bumper stickers...no one gives a shit what you think, what you like, what a badass you think you are (you're not...45-year-old soccer moms have them now), when your child was born, or who you love that croaked. Keep that shit to yourself.

I'm reminded of the George Carlin joke about earrings. "People used to wear them to scare the straights. The straights are wearning them now!" They're meaningless...all meaning has been drained from tattoos. It's the same thing with mohawks. When 10-year-olds have them, they're not cool anymore. Nowadays you're more unique not having one.

...and think about how that big flaming dragon on your back is gonna look when you're 75. Dumb fucks...

Posted by: Case at July 6, 2009 9:43 PM

Currently, I just have one tattoo. It is a rose laying on its side. Underneath are the words "pray for us." It's on my left shoulder blade and represents a prayer to the Virgin. I'm planning on getting a yin yang on my right wrist next month. Pretty excited!

Posted by: brenia at July 6, 2009 9:47 PM

I'm thinking Case badly needs to have an orgasm. Or a drink. Or both.

If you hate them, don't get one. It's pretty simple. That also applies to abortion, gay marriage, hot tubs, piercings, motorcycles, etc.

But why be a big anger bear about it? Back to that drink suggestion--try something fruity, refreshing and toxic. Mmmmm!

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 6, 2009 9:49 PM

I love this diversion, because I love tattoos.

I have one. Some here have seen it and can attest to it's rockin'-ness. It's my personal interpretation of yin and yang.

I have at least 6 or 7 others that I want, including but not limited to: Picasso's flamingo or grasshopper pencil sketch; another dragon a friend drew me; a raven; a bat; a grouping of stars representing my family; and the phrase, "A life lived in fear is a life half lived", or some representation of such.

I'd love to get some Asian characters, but as yocean points out, you need to know what you're getting, and I wouldn't, so I'll probably skip that.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 6, 2009 9:51 PM

I think the only anti-tattoo line Case missed is the 'the only marks worth having are scars' bit.

Which, incidentally, I've got a ridiculously awesome scar. My real name starts with 'J,' and I have this great backwards 'J' on my left knee from when I got stabbed in first grade.

And I've still got tattoos. And if I find someone who can do it and I can scrape together the money, I'm totally going to get my ears pointed, too.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at July 6, 2009 9:51 PM

I've already mentioned how lame mine is - I've got the symbol for Pisces on the lower right side of my back. It's simple and not at all cheesey, but I still wish it was something else (or not there at all).

Now, Mr. Kolby has five tattoos, three of which are pretty damn cool if you ask me. He's got two large crocodiles curving around his left calf toward the front of his leg. And on the left side of his rib cage he's got a "death tag." It's basically a tattoo of the information from his dog tags. He and a bunch of his fellow Marines got them back in the day. They apparently come in handy if your head gets blown off in combat and there's no other way to identify you. Damn if I ain't a sucker for a military man.

Posted by: Kolby at July 6, 2009 9:55 PM

Oh, Snuggiepants there has to be one in every thread. I haven't checked yet, but the raving "all fat people are disgusting and deserve to be ridiculed because it's the only way they'll change" person will show up sooner or later.

Anna, I also need to get a bat tattoo. I haven't settled on specifics yet.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at July 6, 2009 9:56 PM

I think Case's face is a retard.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 6, 2009 9:56 PM

I've got a flaming dragon on my back. i'm fucked apparently. It's actually a modified Medic Alert symbol-I'm diabetic, and if I'm ever passed out facedown, this might help. You know unless I'm 75.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at July 6, 2009 9:56 PM

A few years back I was talking with a friend (a math nerd, like me) who was thinking of getting another tattoo, and wanted something "mathy" (because come on, who doesn't?). She and I agreed that the infinity symbol is a little overdone, but eventually we came across the idea of the Hebrew letter aleph, with a subscript of zero (this is mathematically meaningful - it refers to the specific size of infinity of the natural numbers).

We both liked this idea, so I asked where she was thinking of putting the tattoo. When she responded, "I don't know yet. Somewhere discreet.", we both laughed and laughed.

(It's a pun. You see, spoken aloud, "discreet" sounds like "discrete", which has a mathematical definition which applies to the natural numbers.

See?

(crickets)

Oh nevermind. I'll go back to my nerdery now.)

Posted by: giovanni at July 6, 2009 9:56 PM

When I met my husband in 2006, I had three shitty tattoos, which included a fairy on my lower back (tramp stamp woo woo!! fuck off, got it when I was 16), a gathering of stars on my left wrist and flowers on my right wrist.

He had an amazing body of work and I was impressed, he pointed me to his artist and the rest, as they say, is history.

Skip forward 3 years later and I can't tell you how much I love my new & improved tattoos.

Started with a piece on my foot, of a Japanese crane, slightly re-imagined.

Moved onto my back. What was supposed to be a large shoulder piece, turned into 18 hours of work on a full backpiece of a phoenix rising from the flames. It's very flow-y and pretty and colorful.

Then onto my quarter sleeve. Don't know what you would call it, it's a piece drawn up by my artist and myself; sometimes described as a "gypsy skull" which wraps around to my under arm, and meets in the middle at a traditional old school heart with my husbands name in it.


I credit my husband with making me so much cooler than I already was. God rest his soul. Fuck, I miss him.

Posted by: ash at July 6, 2009 9:56 PM

I have one tattoo, currently.
My girlfriend, our roommate, and I all got the same one 2 years after Katrina (we all evacuated together). It's a hurricane symbol with "Kat 5" written inside of it.
Every time we meet up with our ex-roommate, I expect our tattoos to start glowing or something, like the triumvirate has been reunited.
The next one I want involves jasmine, but I'm not sure how I want it to look yet. I tend to give these things a lot of thought.
My g/f, who got her first tattoo when I did, already has 3 now.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at July 6, 2009 9:58 PM

Lizzie and AVB: Having seen them both, I must say, they are pretty damn fabulous.

And look, Case is back! Awwwww, has everyone you've ever known personally realized that your bitter, caustic comments were little more than the projection of your own insecurities and latent self-loathing, and therefore you've come back to mock the only people who haven't figured out you're just a total dick? How quaint! Welcome back, love. Kisses!

xox, Gay Porn Star Jeremy Feist.

P.S. Suck my chode.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at July 6, 2009 10:01 PM

If you hate them, don't get one. It's pretty simple.

Oh, shut up, tattoo lovers. Nobody's saying you don't have the right to self-mutilate. Ink away. Of COURSE you have the right to your own choices, and Case and I (along with future potential lovers, employers et al.) have the right to think your choices are fucking idiotic. I respect your opinion; yet you refuse to respect mine.

Posted by: Kinsey at July 6, 2009 10:03 PM

Exactly, Tyburn. I have the same issue with the raven. I's like them to be complementary, because they'll probably be symmetrical somewhere, but I can't decide if I want something more Celtic-y, or tribal-y, or line drawing-y. I enjoy a minimalist approach, but also like intricate details, so I'm torn. I'll figure it out eventually.

As to the family representation, I'd love to get some of the open stars that are so popular right now, but I'm not sure how and where... I thought about a vine armband that sprouts the stars rather than flowers, and I've thought about just a trail down my neck/shoulder.

My first tattoo was thought about and worked on and designed for years before I actually got it (my friends all said they didn't think I'd ever actually do it), so I'm not worried. I'll know when they're right.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 6, 2009 10:05 PM

AvB has ink? Is it on your Facebook?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 6, 2009 10:06 PM

How is calling those of us with tattoos "fucking idiotic" respectful?

Posted by: lizzieborden at July 6, 2009 10:07 PM

I respect your opinion; yet you refuse to respect mine.

Wait... what? does this make some kind of sense I'm missing?

Must be that tattoo, making me "idiotic".

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 6, 2009 10:07 PM

It is indeed, O.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 6, 2009 10:10 PM

Well, then, why are you drawing it on the outside of your body, genius?

Because I've yet to find a tattoo artist willing to ink the word "MOM" directly onto my heart.

Posted by: branded at July 6, 2009 10:10 PM

It's my opinion; it's a considered opinion, not a knee-jerk one, based on the people I know and the amount of ink they've committed to, among other things, and I have every right to it.

I shall now quit irritating you and allowing you to irritate me, as this is clearly not the kind of place one can express a contrary opinion. Carry on oohing over each other's "body art" in peace.

Posted by: Kinsey at July 6, 2009 10:13 PM

I like this diversion. I have a few tats:

-- The Apollo 11 patch on my upper arm
-- Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune on my right ankle/outside lower calf
-- The Cuban flag on my left butt cheek (I was 18 and stupid) (and yes I'm Cuban)

I want to get this really cool celtic knot dragon tattoo on my left shoulder blade this crazy Scottish priest drew for me once.

Posted by: Donut Plains at July 6, 2009 10:16 PM

Never mind, did some mild stalking. Very nice.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 6, 2009 10:18 PM

Kinsey Actually I don't have a single tattoo on my body.

But this makes no sense:

you are offended/outraged by someone else's choice to get ink put on their skin and because of that, you feel they are not respecting your opinion.

I mean, seriously, explain that to me. I've seen some tats I thought were silly. You know what my reaction was? "Meh." If that. You see, it's not ON me, so what do I care?

Wait, did someone with a lot of tats break your heart really badly?

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 6, 2009 10:19 PM

I have 3 Star Trek tattoos. Borg on my left arm, Bajoran on my right, and Romulan on my back, between my shoulder blades. I got them 13 years ago. Thank god I still like Trek (in spite of the shitty last movie).

Posted by: Nique at July 6, 2009 10:20 PM

If I answered this 10 years ago when I was into punk rock and considering a major in philosophy I would probably be really embarrassed by whatever my 18 year old self came up with.

That's all I need to know that getting a tattoo, for me, would be a colossal mistake. I'm constantly changing and growing, moving on to new interests... tattoos are just too permanent. If I want to express myself, I'll buy a T-shirt. My tattered old Bad Religion shirt still fits, but I don't have to wear it to the company picnic or to drop my daughter off at preschool.

I'm not going to go all Case on you guys, it's just hard to imagine that 90% of tattoos don't end in regret.

Posted by: Yossarian at July 6, 2009 10:20 PM

I want to get a tatoo of Wilford Brimley's face above my pancreas. I figure it's like voodoo against diabetes.

Posted by: ChristianH at July 6, 2009 10:23 PM

I still wanna see pics of Dustin's, by the way....

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 6, 2009 10:24 PM

I look at it this way: I have this fairly big weird mole on my right thigh that nearly looks like an eye.

I didn't pick it and it's pretty permanent (it's one of those flat ones, so I doubt it could be removed).

I've had to look at it my entire life and I don't even like it. So I figure a tattoo has got to be better than that: at least it's something you like or once liked and even if you don't like it anymore, it's a little symbol of who you once were. As long as it's not a swastika or something equally horrid, meh what's the big deal?

And I've seen a few tats on old people. It doesn't look as bad as everyone thinks it does. It's not like it folds in on itself or something. You'd have to start off super obese, then lose a lot of weight for that to happen.

All in all, I just don't get the hostile judgment about it.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 6, 2009 10:29 PM

Just one line, and only if some totalitarian government forced all its citizens to be tattooed for some reason: "Something interesting happened to me once."

Posted by: mamasez at July 6, 2009 10:33 PM

as this is clearly not the kind of place one can express a contrary opinion.

Yes, how callous of us to react to your considered opinion of "Oh, shut up, tattoo lovers" and "think your choices are fucking idiotic." Personally, I have no tattoos and really don't see myself ever getting one.

Take some notes from Yossarian on how to frame a contrary opinion.

Posted by: branded at July 6, 2009 10:34 PM

Nique, your Star Trek tattoos will battle my Star Wars tattoo at dawn. I'll be ready with my lightsaber, make sure your phasers aren't set to stun.

Posted by: Quorren at July 6, 2009 10:37 PM

I have my college logo, a green pawprint, on my right chest, which I recognize is impossibly lame.

I thought getting "Mad Scribe" in hieroglyphs, but it would have looked like a collection of silly little symbols and, as any Egyptian will happily tell you, they are Arabs, not black Africans, so fuck them.

Of late I've contemplated getting a pin-up. I don't want to jinx it by getting a tattoo of the wife, but the pin-up model would be a redhead so she'd represent my wife. But I want it big and I don't know how it would play in the office to have the lower half of a woman's body sticking out from under my sleeve whenever I wore a polo shirt.

I'll be in Las Vegas in a few weeks. I'll let y'all know if I wake up with any interesting ink.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 6, 2009 10:37 PM

Ooh!

You guys will LOVE this:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/36812123.html

TWILIGHT TATTOOS.

Posted by: figgy at July 6, 2009 10:39 PM

One of my mom's friends got a tattoo for her 64th birthday. True Story. (For her 65th, she got her bellybutton pierced. Not something I'd go for, but Dottie? She's super awesome, and she's 65. I'm not gonna argue.) My granddad had tattoos also, form the Army and later. He was probably my favorite person who ever lived.

Also, Snuggie, I have a little scar on my left elbow form a blood test when I was 12 or so. It looks like a little vampire bite. I've always wanted to cover it. Also, I had a friend at 18 who had multiple surgeries on her wrists and shoulder to correct damage from a car accident. She covered them with tats. Rose vines, as I recall. I remember watching a show on tattoos, where a woman who had undergone a double mastectomy got tattoos to cover those (quite massive) scars, and to have something in place of, and in memory of, the breasts she lost.

What I'm saying, I suppose, is that there are many personal reasons to get a tattoo. And sometimes there is no reason at all. Having a tattoo does not invalidate a human life, any more than not having one does.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 6, 2009 10:39 PM

Can someone fill me in on all the permanent pajiba battles?

I know that B-Slim/pookie and (everyone) fight a lot and that apparently Feist, et. al., don't like Case.

But sometimes I can't tell if it is real hate or fake hate. For example, on the 100 most eloquent thread, I couldn't tell if people were serious about hating Conrad, or, if it was merely pretend hate. If you do hate conrad, why?

This just shows how addicted I am to commenting. I care about the history of the pajiba flame wars.
I am pathetic!

Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at July 6, 2009 10:43 PM

1. A skull and crossbones with Arabidopsis thaliana growing out of it and a cob of corn in its mouth (represents my undergrad research project, which involved plant genomics)
2. Schrodinger equation for a particle(time dependent, one dimensional) as an armband on my upper left arm

future tattoos: a heart with a scroll and the word "CHARMM" (it's a computer program) overlaid on a photoshopped image from one of my simulations, to represent my grad school research (to be done as soon as I actually graduate) and...
possibly the words "petit pan de mur jaune" on my right forearm, where I can look down and see them anytime I want, but I haven't decided yet if that's too pretentious or not.

Posted by: s. pisaster at July 6, 2009 10:44 PM

Quorren, my tattoos are larger and more numerous, therefore I win. Pyew pyew!

Posted by: Nique at July 6, 2009 10:44 PM

From what I've read, I assume that most of you have a good sized CD earning interest in order to have something left to pay for the very expensive cosmetic surgery you all will be getting in 15-20 years.


Posted by: Some Guy at July 6, 2009 10:50 PM

Dwight [on phone requesting a stripper]: Ruddy cheeks, thick calves, no tats, no moles--No, tats.--No, TATS. Of course I want---
Jim: Stop. That is disgusting.

Because every situation calls for an Office quote.

Posted by: figgy at July 6, 2009 10:55 PM

luker: It basically started on The Girlfriend Experience thread where he called me (and all others in the biz) a human cum stain...or cum target. I can't remember. Either way, since then I've gone out of my way to verbally bitch slap Case here and there. Why? Because it's fun.

*Evil Laugh*

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at July 6, 2009 10:56 PM

i have the "eld sigul" from the dark tower books on my left shoulder and a sparrow on my right shoulder with a banner that has lyrics from the beatle's song blackbird in it. i also have a tramp stamp. it's a quote from annie hall, "love fades". i don't really regret that tattoo, just the area i chose to put it.

my next tattoo is going to be a quote from slaughterhouse-five, "everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt". i'm not sure if i want the tombstone or just the words.

Posted by: kelley at July 6, 2009 10:56 PM

@ Donut Plains

I kind of love you.

And clearly you open-minded people are just not being open-minded enough to allow someone to be closeminded. You're racist against racists!

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at July 6, 2009 10:58 PM

Ahhh... I love the the tattoo hate here!!! Especially how well informed Chase, Some Guy, and umm,that girl who called them "idiotic" (don't care enough to go scroll up & find her name really)

Posted by: ashes at July 6, 2009 10:59 PM

*are.

Posted by: ashes at July 6, 2009 11:00 PM

I currently have two tattoos. I have the Pisces symbol and fish between my shoulder blades. On my right ankle/leg I have a phoenix. I figured that I would always be a Pisces and I was born in Phoenix, AZ so they wouldn't really change no matter how old I am.

My next one is going to be my family crest on the lower right side of my back. The patriarch of my fam, my grandfather, passed away a year ago so it's to commerate him as well. Eventually I would like to get the other side of my heritage in crest form but I'm not really sure what it is yet, it's some sort of obscure German thing.

Posted by: Monica at July 6, 2009 11:02 PM

oh, forgot to say the skull and crossbones is on my back, right smack in the middle. And the heart will go on my right shoulder blade.

Posted by: s. pisaster at July 6, 2009 11:03 PM

also I guess it's "Case"


Whatever...shows how much I really value their opinion!!

Posted by: ashes at July 6, 2009 11:03 PM

I don't know if I want to be the one to tell you this, Luker.... Conrad is Skitz. They are one and the same. Two sides of the same coin. Skitz goes by many names.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 6, 2009 11:03 PM

Coincidentally, I have an appointment to get my first tattoo tomorrow evening. Since my mom still bitches about the nose ring I got two years ago, I'm guessing she'll be giving me flack about this for a looonnnggg time. I just graduated from art school, so I figure my employment opportunities are nil regardless. I'm planning on getting this creature on my right ankle:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simurgh

Posted by: Mollie at July 6, 2009 11:10 PM

optimus and feist Thanks for the update. This is the kind of shit I want to know. Skitz = conrad? That means it was fake hate on the other thread? Because everyone likes Skitz. I like Skitz, she/he is funny.

Who the hell else has alternate personalities? I mean i've got pookie = guess who, but what else? For all the shit you guys give transformers, I find it a little hypocritical that the eloquents aren't satisied with being an eloquent, no, they create alternate fictitious personalities too. Is it someone's master plan to "be" the entire EE list?

Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at July 6, 2009 11:10 PM

I don't have any tattoos currently, but I'm planning on getting RSRD (for my roller derby team) tattooed on the inside of my lip. No one will ever see it, but I'll know that it's there.

Posted by: PaleoLithchick at July 6, 2009 11:11 PM

Ok. That is an awesome plan. New goal for life.

Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at July 6, 2009 11:13 PM

lizzieborden, I photocopied the text straight out of the Loeb library bilingual edition. So not only is it in Greek, it's in old-school font Greek.

Whenever I spend a lot of time with my shirt off (this has been happening a lot recently) people ALWAYS want to know what it is. Usually they guess Hebrew.

Posted by: ziggy at July 6, 2009 11:16 PM

I have been considering designs for a while now but having read this, I don't want a tattoo despoiling the pristine beauty of my future 75 year old body. Whatever would the mortician think?

A tattoo is not an alternative to memory, it's a complement. If I am honest, my stories stay with me whether they are memorialised externally or not. While there is definitely an argument for choosing your design and placement carefully (and a "don't tattoo a drunk" sign should be posted in every parlour) there is nothing wrong with wearing your acheivements on your body if you want to. Chances are, no one else is going to write your biography.

FTR, I am looking for a good phoenix design. I know it's a tattoo cliche, but it has personal importance.

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at July 6, 2009 11:25 PM

tatu from fantasy island

Posted by: brian at July 6, 2009 11:27 PM

All of my tattoos are my ideal. All of my future tattoos will be ideal...and totally fucking awesome. In following the words of a dear friend of mine, I've only intended to ever have one tattoo. Which means all of my various inkings will eventually be connected into one big, magnificent masterpiece, from skull to foot.

Posted by: Edwina the Magnificent at July 6, 2009 11:28 PM

I have none, but intend on getting a few.

The three Roman provinces from which I have ancestry:

Gallia
Italia
Illyricum

I'll find some nice simple script and get it carved on my lower back.

Or perhaps just a rudimentary map containing all three of the provinces. Luckily they're all next to each other.

Also, my children's names and birth dates on - how do I put this delicately - the doors from whence they came.

Posted by: Ling at July 6, 2009 11:29 PM

So the piece I linked to in this post is a black and grey portrait of one of my first mix tapes. It's a CVS brand tape that I bought when I was in 5th grade. I believe I then proceeded to record all manner of NKOTB songs on it. Thus began my love affair with the mix tape.

That arm has since grown to include a mini-sleeve with shooting stars, robots in love and a book of matches up in flames. All in black and grey.

Next up: on my left wrist, a silhouette of a squirrel holding a machine gun. On my right: the worm from Labyrinth. I just need to find someone in Seattle to do it, as I just moved here. Suggestions on badass but reasonably priced artists in the area?

Posted by: vk at July 6, 2009 11:29 PM

Here's one for the Canadians. It's an old joke actually, but here goes:

Ahem. *taps mic*
I got my dick tattooed. At first glance it reads "Swan".
It actually says "Saskatchewan"

*taps mic again. Somewhere in the distance, a dog barks*

Posted by: Odnon at July 6, 2009 11:31 PM

I've got a good story about my dick. Don't worry, it isn't very long.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 6, 2009 11:40 PM

oh, tattoos. how i love them and want so many more. i have the standard white-girl-with-a-japanese-character tat on my right shoulder, but i feel somewhat justified since it's the character for 'song' and a counselor at a songwriting workshop i did years ago said it defined my character. and she spoke fluent japanese and 'gave' it to me, so to speak. so, yeah.

i also have a baker's dozen stars trickling from my ribcage to my stomach because i fucking heart stars so hard and you can't stop me so there. someday i want my whole torso done up, including my sides and back and if i'm ever toned enough and/or am my own boss and no longer have to dress by conservative law firm standards, i'd want sleeves too.

i also want something inked over a part of my body where i struggle with a chronic disease, something to remind myself i have to be strong about it, but i can't decide if that's retarded or what exactly i'd want it to say. ah well.

Posted by: betsy at July 6, 2009 11:42 PM

I have Chinese script running down both of my biceps. On one arm is the closest translation for "Gun Show." On the other, "Got Your Ticket?"

Posted by: SaBrina at July 6, 2009 11:43 PM

Being Jewish (and also a total Nerd) tattoos are not very kosher in my culture and in my book. However, I'd probably have a block quote or a word tattooed largely on my left arm just because I'm uncreative and boring.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at July 6, 2009 11:45 PM

Now this is some shit I can get behind, because I love tattoos and have many. MANY.

My first one was Cotton Candy, the My Little Pony- on my right thigh. Then came a Kali Nitya- on my chest- right side. I have a double helix pattern under my right breast... that one hurt like WHOA. I have an Erzulie veve on my sternum.. that one stung too. I have a big, black X on the back of my neck and an AUM symbol to the left of that, near my hairline. I have Mr Yuk tattooed above and to the left of my uh, goodie basket. I the Tree Of Life on my lower back (Trampstamp) with a lotus below it. Then there's Velma from Scooby Doo, she has her glasses askew and her skirt tucked into her panties and one knee sock down around her ankle,and she's smoking and holding a martini. (I really love Velma)- she's on my left side, bottom of my ribcage to my hip. On my left thigh there's a garter. I have Calico Jack's standard on my left forearm and "Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc" in a banner on my right forearm... not in Olde English, though. I'm saving my upper back for this nifty crab mandala I have- because ALL the women in my family are Cancers. (It's true, 8 generations of Cancer women.. including my daughter.) After that, I'm not sure what I really wanna do... though I was thinking about a half sleeve of a swamp scene.

And when I'm 75, I won't give a FUCK what they look like. Because you know why? I'll be OLD and prolly not looking so hot anyways.

Posted by: Cletus at July 6, 2009 11:46 PM

I'm sorry for my last post. It's a rip off of something a Pajiban (maybe Prisco?) wrote on Blog Me A Tale. I took it as my own and want it to be known that it is the work of someone wittier than I. ((Unless it was from some other blog. In which case feel free to assume it was all me))

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 6, 2009 11:47 PM

Is it someone's master plan to "be" the entire EE list?

Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at July 6, 2009 11:10 PM

Pajiba is like Oz, and Dustin is the man behind the curtain...

Posted by: Che Grovera at July 6, 2009 11:47 PM

Oh! Oh! Dick jokes!

Here's one I learned when I was in England. If you don't get the reference, you should look it up. It's worth it.

Ahem..

Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock, but on the other hand...

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at July 6, 2009 11:49 PM

Also, my children's names and birth dates on - how do I put this delicately - the doors from whence they came.

Posted by: Ling at July 6, 2009 11:29 PM

They didn't all come through the same door?

Posted by: Che Grovera at July 6, 2009 11:50 PM

"I want to get a tatoo of Wilford Brimley's face above my pancreas. I figure it's like voodoo against diabetes."
Posted by: ChristianH

I would so give you a dollar to do that. Awesome possum.

Posted by: osmate77 at July 6, 2009 11:54 PM

Put those guns away! the awesomeness of your tattoo and the size of your arms is to much awesome for rowles to fit in his mouth at the same time! Go easy on him stud.

Posted by: Jack Random at July 6, 2009 11:59 PM

They didn't all come through the same door?

Posted by: Che Grovera at July 6, 2009 11:50 PM

i was thinking THE SAME THING as i read that. i'll be the first to admit i'm a little clueless to the 'plumbing' the women got going on. i didn't realize until after college that they have THREE holes down there. unless my leg was being pulled. bah, who cares. i coulda been a plumber or a fireman, and i do love the hose.

Posted by: gp at July 7, 2009 12:00 AM

I haven't gotten my ideal tatoo yet. I don't even know what it'll look like, but I'll know it when I see it. It'll have all of my kids names.

Posted by: admin at July 7, 2009 12:08 AM

I have a Greek Psi a little below my waistline on the right side. I got it for some unknown reason when I was in grad school for clinical psych. I'm a lawyer now, so I kinda feel like I should get one on the other side of a scale of justice.

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at July 7, 2009 12:09 AM

My one tattoo is on the outside of my right thigh. The letters A and B - my wife's and my first initials, and under that in Shinzou script is the numbers 8 9 8, for our wedding date - August 9, 2008.

Posted by: Bistro at July 7, 2009 12:25 AM

The only kind of tattoo I've ever wanted is something not stupid that is beautiful and has a deep meaning and that I won't regret that will never bleed or fade and is strategically planted on a part of my body that will stay young and perky forever.

Since there is no such animal, I shall stay tattoo free.

More power to the rest of you tho'.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at July 7, 2009 12:52 AM

No tat for me, thanks, I just wanted to say, wow, I'm very impressed with the size of Jeremy's dick in that picture. Getting that done must have hurt like hell. On the plus side: Talk about your product placement! R2D1 owes you.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 7, 2009 12:54 AM

My dad was a cop. I have his badge number tattooed across my shoulder blade.

I have an orange cosmo flower on the back of my neck. It's my mother's birth flower.

I also have a Taurus symbol tattooed on my foot. When I have kids, I plan to follow my symbol with their signs.

Posted by: SadieRue at July 7, 2009 1:22 AM

On my leg I have a birth mark, the splotchy pink kind, it goes all the way up my leg. I nearly cried the day the doctor told me they could laser it off.

However, when I was a kid, it was a map to some world I had never been to, like the pictures in the beginning of fantasy novels my brother would read to me (rather than a bad case of poison ivy). Some part of me felt like the mark was part of me, and I shouldn't get rid of it. This is the same part that wants to tattoo in-between the splotches, a compass rose, a mermaid, and a sail boat... maybe a set of sea serpent humps.

I still haven't made up my mind.

Posted by: Morgagod at July 7, 2009 1:30 AM

Fuckin' a, Morgagod. I say you own that birthmark. That sounds like it would make an awesome tattoo.

Posted by: s. pisaster at July 7, 2009 1:34 AM

i want a bar code with my son's birthdate as the numbers on the bottom. i would like to get it on my lower neck/upper back. i would also like a spider web with a sexy spider hanging down on my shoulder blade (i'm totally arachnophobic), but i want it in the same place as the bar code. i've wanted them for around 12 years, but i haven't quite figured out how to work both of them in together.

also, a bar code isn't exactly unique--which is kind of my point--but i keep thinking that i will change my mind and wish that i had picked something clever.

Posted by: pq at July 7, 2009 1:47 AM

Cletus, you are sofa king awesome. velma is a closet kink!
i have lots of tattoos, including my brand spanking new whisk i just got done in my right armpit (it offsets the spatula in my left armpit). i have several comic book tattoos, a sweet set of mike mignola frogs on my left calf, my girls' names on my back, a pair of flaming dragons (okay, they don't actually have any flames, but they are dragons) on my back, my sign, and a dozen or so others.
and to case & kinsey: i am a contributing, functioning member of society. i work, go to school, lead my daughter's girl scout troop, etc without anyone being the wiser. i clean up alright.

Posted by: courtney at July 7, 2009 2:06 AM

Short version that makes me seem like the most vapid, cliched twat ever: I want A butterfly on my hip.

Long version: There's a certain type of doodle of a butterfly that I've been drawing my entire life. It's simple, flowy, and in profile. With a decent bit of artistic cleanup, it would make a rather pretty black linework tattoo. The placement would be right between the two tiny scars from my hip surgery, which pretty much turned my life upside down.

I hate that for the rest of my life I'll have to explain why this butterfly-on-a-hip tattoo isn't stupid, though.

Posted by: That Girl at July 7, 2009 2:06 AM

I'm going to go completely cliche tonight and go with a barcode on the the back of my neck simply for the fact that 90% of the time I feel like I'm just traveling as apart of heard that is humanity. If i had to choose between the two that I do have it would be between the other 2 tats that I have and that is my name on my right arm in mandarin chinese that i got on a trip to england in 2000 or the red wings tat I have on my left and right and left calf and goddamnit you cant make me choose between the two or three if you are counting at home... Hate if you want but I'm the one who has to live with it the rest of my life!

Posted by: SomethingToTakeTheEdgeOff at July 7, 2009 2:15 AM

Re: sansho1's comment - yeah, I chose the former, and because of my tattoos, I am so bloody broke!

I've got six tattoos, two of which are half-sleeves. My favourite is my "Holy Trinity" tattoo: Jesus high-fiving the Flying Spaghetti Monster whilst riding the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

I will likely be poor for a long time, as I'm already planning pieces for my legs.

Posted by: bbhhh at July 7, 2009 2:22 AM

1. I have the letters "S" and "L" written behind my ears. They're based on the old saying that if your ears are ringing someone is talking about you behind your back. Left for love, right for spite, it's a saying my grandmother would always say, R.I.P.

2. I have a small moon on my shoulder blade near my neck, it's surrounded by three stars. I got it for a grad gift when I was 17 and my mother designed it.

3. I have a crystal heart on the inside of my right arm, it hurt like a bitch and I went into shock, but I do love it so very much.

5. My final tattoo is my newest, it's a head of a pink flamingo wearing a blue bow tie and a newsboy hat. I have named him Sherlock and plan on getting a Watson pelican on my ankle.

I also plan on a pin up of my grandmother on my leg, sugar skulls behind my knee's and FSM knows what else.

Posted by: Punkinhootus at July 7, 2009 3:24 AM

If anyone reads down this far...
I have a stylized "17" on my inner right forearm. My sister designed it for me, it's pointy and has the 1 spiking vertically over/through the 7.

I have "Make Yourself" curving (non symmetrically, no tribal bullshit) around my inner left forearm. Funny how something can start as your favorite album in high school, and end up tattooed on your arm to remind you to control what you can and leave the rest to circunstance...

Posted by: Ian at July 7, 2009 4:33 AM

I want a smallish black rectangle on my left forearm

that's all

Posted by: Ari at July 7, 2009 4:59 AM

if i were to get a tattoo, then it would be related to my dog. he's the only person, place or thing of which i am guaranteed to never tire.

having said that, it would have to be somewhere very private, because when he's gone (ugh), i would not be able to handle casual inquiries about the meaning of my tattoo and the status of my friend.

Posted by: celery at July 7, 2009 5:26 AM

I like the idea of tattoos. But I don't have any because nothing has ever come to mind that I would like permanently etched on my skin. Maybe there will one day be a Mr Feathers who will inspire some kind of ink. Maybe I could just get a red feather instead.

Hmm...

Posted by: redfeathers at July 7, 2009 5:27 AM

dr. awesome, i'm terribly sorry for your loss. i bet she was a sweetie and i wish that i could have met her.

Posted by: celery at July 7, 2009 5:34 AM

My brother died a few years ago and I have a dandelion on my ankle (his favourite flower & I like the fact you make wishes when you blow them)...

It's pretty & discrete and it reminds me of him.

I don't think I could get a tattoo without a meaning behind it but I do love the look of old fashioned tattoos of flowers.

Posted by: missh at July 7, 2009 6:27 AM

I have five tattoos, all well hidden and all with meaning.
But I would never get my ideal tattoo.
I would love the Face Hugger from Alien wrapped around my left arm. Yes, that would be my ideal tatt.

What I do have is; 1. got drunk and got branded; 2. moved out of home; 3. the birth of my daughter, though you wouldn't know it by what it is); 4. a word tattooed to remind me of what I need to be reminded of.

Posted by: Samantha at July 7, 2009 6:35 AM

I already have six tattoos over my hands and feet, I want more little ones but my ideal is a huge pair of wings on my back, from the tops of my shoulders, covering partthe backs of my upper arms and reaching down to the top of my bum, maybe even coming down the side of the olde ass.
I'd want it in sort of iridescent colours or metallic, but from what i've found in studies, iridescent inks are rare and dangerous.

If anyone knows about any, let me know cos I would die if I could get that tattoo. And wear halter necks every where to show it off

Posted by: Nadine at July 7, 2009 6:37 AM

i have my name. I was 16 :(
I had my ex's name that I recently
covered up w/ 2 black hearts. I would love
to get a cool scorpion in the tramp stamp spot!

Posted by: blacksred at July 7, 2009 6:38 AM

I have 'Love conquers all' tattooed on the inside of my right ankle. It sounds kind of shmoopy, but I think it's applicable to 1,000 different scenarios. I've had it for 7 years and don't regret it in the least.

Case, do you get that bent out of shape about what art people hang above their sofas, too?

I do agree that placement is key. They say never to get a tattoo where a judge can see it. And ladies? think about future procreation. I remember a girl in high school who had a cute little gecko near her belly button. She got knocked up and it was like Godzilla attacking Tokyo.

I actually have an appointment to go see this guy in August: http://xavitattoo.com/ (Drool, no?)

I've been living in Madrid for about 4 years and I'm getting the statue that's on top of my favorite building here, the Edificio Metrópolis: http://imgpe.trivago.com/uploadimages/48/84/4884510_l.jpeg

I have high hopes for the amount of ass it will kick. I also really, really want a tattoo from Chris Garver of Miami Ink next.

Genny - those are beautiful images. DO IT.
figgy - get that Quetzal!

Yipes, long post. Yay tattoos!

Posted by: K at July 7, 2009 7:25 AM

On my back I have angel wings and a halo, with the Immaculate Heart right above it. Considering more, but not sure what. We'll see.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at July 7, 2009 7:54 AM

Or perhaps, and I just thought of this, the inscription above the Pantheon.

M.AGRIPPA.L.F.COS.TERTIVM.FECIT

A right around my thigh, i think, or again across my lower back.

Posted by: Ling at July 7, 2009 8:14 AM

I have a full body tattoo of myself...only taller.

Posted by: ThirteenthMonkey at July 7, 2009 8:29 AM

A very large Polish Eagle on my back or this 1/2 sleave I have designed. Lots going on in it. Tons of color. Too much to describe.

Posted by: PissBoy at July 7, 2009 8:44 AM

Close the EE.

ThirteenthMonkey, that was pure gold!

Posted by: Peter G at July 7, 2009 8:58 AM

Pink had 3:

An AIW bottle on her thigh that said "Drink Me"
A Christian lamp on her ankle
Chinese symbol for Double Happiness on her lower back

She had planned, during a vacation a couple of years ago, to go in with two of her girlfriends and all get PowerPuff girls. She, of course, would have been the pink one. Duh.

Posted by: ahamos at July 7, 2009 9:04 AM

What a fun diversion, seeing as how I am finally getting my first this Sunday! My ink cherry will be slowly and painfully popped... mmm, graphic...

I'm getting a tree. Simple, vaguely tribal looking; I have just always felt a connection to trees. OK, stop laughing, I know it sounds strange. I'm getting it on my right hip. Wish me luck.

Tyburn, AWESOME on the woad!

Nique, serious respect for the Trek love, but YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE LAST ONE?!?

And figgy, did you scroll down to the bottom of the twilight ink page, where they showed "The Top Ten Worst"? Frankly it is hard to tell much of a difference, but I laughed out loud at the one with "stupid lamb" inked - at least it is an accurate label.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 7, 2009 9:17 AM

I also went through a short phase where I considered getting this as a tattoo (click on name link), even though I have never (and will never) played D&D in my life. It was a weird summer, with a weird boyfriend. Good guy, just the wrong guy...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 7, 2009 9:20 AM

This thread only proves to me what I've suspected for many years. As I am untattooed, I am unhip. I started noticing at the Jersey Shore some 10-15 years ago that nearly everyone had tattoos but I wrote it off because it's the Jersey Shore. Everyone had chains and big ratted hair too. But when I started noticing the same in Georgia, California, Ohio, etc, etc. I realized that somehow I never got the memo.

More power to you all who love them, but my fantasy tattoo remains no tattoo at all. I'm not into piercings or any other body mutilations either. I just don't see the point. I'll fuck up my body from the inside out thank you, Now pass the Don Julio and I'll just continue to ogle those tats that draw my attention to your rack.

Posted by: ed newman at July 7, 2009 9:31 AM

If I were to get a Powerpuff Girl, It'd be Buttercup (the green one), 'cause she's always mad, like me. And we have the same mad face.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 7, 2009 9:33 AM

I have a black widow spider on my right breast which I hope scares the hell out of some coroner or mortician when I'm 75 (and dead) and dolphins on my left shoulder because that's what I wanted and since I'll never be one of the cool kids, I decided it didn't matter if anyone liked it but me.

Posted by: dawn at July 7, 2009 9:37 AM

Greek writing on each wrist- one says "reckoned righteous" and the other says "new creation in Christ"

Posted by: dg at July 7, 2009 9:42 AM

I would never get a tattoo. They date you horribly. You can never lie about your age again. I like to be able to change my hairdo and makeup everyday, in order to stay up to date, as that makes you look younger.

Besides, I want to donate my body parts, and you can't if you have tattoos. I have doctor friends who've told me that they've found tattoo dye in organs because the dye migrates inside the body. That just doesn't sound healthy to me.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 7, 2009 9:42 AM

Aw, ed newman knows how to respectfully decline on the tattoo front. Isn't that nice? See, there's no need to be a jerkface about it. Take notes, jerkfaces.

Posted by: K at July 7, 2009 9:47 AM

Man, I am so late to the party. Whatever, I wanna share. I have three tattoos currently, and ideas for three more. That whole thing about them being addictive? Totally true in my case.
Here's the rundown:
I have Celtic knot on the inside of my right ankle/leg area, (a graduation present from my mama), a Mexican style sun with a face on it on the outside of my left ankle/lower leg area, and a profile of a crescent moon with a face and a star where the moon is open on the opposite side as the sun.
My next planned tattoo is to get a trail of pawprints from my cat, whom I have had since she was born over ten years ago. I'm not sure of the placement, but I'm leaning toward up/down the right side of my back. After that I want to get a dragonfly somewhere or other. I want it to be styled as if it were pinned onto a specimen display board. I don't know how that would turn out though...I would probably have to get it much larger than I would want. Finally, I love the idea of a bouquet of flowers with orange tiger lilies (my favorite), jasmine (my mama's favorite) and gardenias (my Nana's favorite).

Posted by: Blonde Savant at July 7, 2009 9:55 AM

I would like a perfectly symmetrical hexagon on the back of my neck. It would probably end up looking like a neck plug from The Matrix, come to think of it.

Posted by: jasper at July 7, 2009 9:59 AM

Patty O'Green, I've been thinking about getting a tattoo of a tree as well. It would be to remind me of something my dad told me before he passed away. But I haven't found the ideal design yet.

Good luck on sunday :)

Posted by: Annabanana at July 7, 2009 10:00 AM

I'd like a tattoo, but I'm a coward. I know it will hurt, and I'm too much of a pansy to actually have it done. I even carry around the image I'd like tattooed on my ankle (a black spiral sun with an ichthus in the center) in my purse everyday in case I ever get the courage to actually do it, but thus far, I haven't gotten that brave.

CURSE YOU COWARDICE!

Posted by: ZombieNurse at July 7, 2009 10:14 AM

I have a small crow surrounded by scrollwork on my wrist. They're clever birds, but also, they always fly back home to their original nest to visit at some point.

Posted by: Manther the Panther at July 7, 2009 10:39 AM

Oh, crap, I'm so late for this.

I got my first tattoo on Wednesday. It's an African proverb that means "As I go, I'm wearing you." Diane Sawyer mentioned it in a Brad Pitt interview (I shit you not) and it's taken me about two years to find the right spelling.

In this picture you can see where it's located: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_spqm6gAHc3I/Skv5DoYJGtI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/zLh_z9sfMfY/s1600-h/tat1.JPG

And in this one you can read it: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_spqm6gAHc3I/Skv5H24BxjI/AAAAAAAAAaY/M990LB6_4yA/s1600-h/tat2.JPG

The problem with tattoos is that they are addictive. I already have ideas for 3 or 4 more that I wanna get done.

Posted by: Sofía at July 7, 2009 10:41 AM

@ Manther the Panther - I have been debating back and forth between a raven and a crow. Crows are amazing. One of the reasons (the other is placement) I don't have it yet.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 7, 2009 10:52 AM

'cause she's always mad, like me. And we have the same mad face.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 7, 2009 9:33 AM
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I've never seen that mad face when we've hooked up on Tuesdays. Now the O face, sure, many many many many many many many many times ...

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 7, 2009 11:00 AM

Also late...yay four day weekend!
A calla lily on my left foot.
A four leaf clover and my family's motto "buaidh no bas," "victory or death" on my right shoulder.
A symbol for woman with a blue crescent moon on my right thigh.
A very large Olive tree in the style of Van Gogh on my left shoulder/back. I get a lot of compliment on this one.
And lastly, yes oh yes a Celtic triskelle (trinity for you Christians) tramp stamp. (I was 20 and on spring break, so proud.)

Posted by: Nimue at July 7, 2009 11:00 AM

I have a scene from the book Harold and the Purple Crayon on my back right shoulder blade. It is the scene where Harold has drawn and is frightened by a monster.

I also have a the building outlines of the city of Chicago with blue sky and text that reads "Sweet Home Chicago" underneath it on my inner left bicep. I got that to make sure I always had the city where all of my family is close to me.

Posted by: Stupid Rookie at July 7, 2009 11:10 AM

i have the name 'david' tattooed on my right hip. i got it honor of my first love who died tragically. it also happens to be my dad's name, my brother's name, and will be the name of my son, if i ever have one. it's placed perfectly tho-even if i have a bikini on you can't see it, unless i show you. the only other tattoo i've considered was a cursive letter t on my arm for my best friend, tommy, who passed away.

Posted by: gem at July 7, 2009 11:11 AM

I have a little black man crawling out of a surgical scar on my knee, only way I could really rationalize getting a tattoo, body already permanently altered, might as well pile it on.

Posted by: Braski at July 7, 2009 11:19 AM

"...Conrad is Skitz. They are one and the same. Two sides of the same coin."

Wait... What?!

Posted by: Skitz at July 7, 2009 11:23 AM

I have one pink elephant on the right side of my back. It's drunkish and I love it, i am also planning on getting many many more,I'm making a list if two years after I first thought of the tattoo I still wanna do it than I will do it, I wanna get my stuffed monkey with added wings on the back of my left shoulders and the silhouette of a giraffe on my left side. the monkey passed the two years mark but I dont have the money for it so i'll suck it and wait a little longer.
do u care? of course not are you still here? why is this room so dark? ...hello?....

Posted by: rio at July 7, 2009 11:56 AM

I have a gecko on my shoulder and a celtic butterfly on my ankle, still working on something new in honor of my daughter.
When Alabama Pink passed someone posted this and ever since I've been trying to find a way to make it work as a tattoo.
"When you have come to the edge of all the light that you know and are about to drop off into the darkness of the unknown faith is knowing two things will happen;there will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly"
Sorry I'm not sure who said it to credit them, but this is one of the most beautiful things I have ever read.

Posted by: Casifer at July 7, 2009 12:06 PM

I have a Keith Harring "guy" holding up a heart on my right hip. I love it. I have a conservative job and my tatoo reminds me I am more than my job. I have been thinking of getting something to represent my son. He calls me Mama. He is always screaming, "Mama, Mama, where are you?" Would it be stupid, weird to get Mama tatooed? Probably on my left hip. If so, some ideas from you cooler and less middled aged readers would be nice.

Posted by: stephanie tolson at July 7, 2009 12:44 PM

I also love Mucha. If I ever got a tattoo, I would love a small circle of the words "we live in a beautiful world" in a twig-ish font. Or a Mucha-esque one of just the art nouveau designs, no women. I know I'll never get a tattoo because I'm too indecisive and not 100% sure I want one. My twin sister has a logarithmic spiral on her wrist. I do believe she's the only one in my immediate family with a tattoo! Hah.

Posted by: Corinna at July 7, 2009 1:42 PM

gp I'm about to make you feel much better. I'm FEMALE and didn't know about the clitoris until I was 19. And I didn't even discover it myself, someone else did for me. Embarrassing, but fun!

Then after my child was born, when I was TWENTY-FOUR, the nurse was all "we're gonna have to catheterize you because you're not going on your own" and I was all "whatever, I don't care what you do, I just pushed a nine pound human outta there." Then she started to do it and I thought "hey where's she putting that tube?"

I didn't know where my own urethra was. Now THAT'S sad. I knew it was in that general area down there, but knew not where.

At least in men it's obvious.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at July 7, 2009 2:04 PM

I rarely post but the timing is kind of funny--for a lot of us, it seems. I just got my first (possibly last, don't know yet) tattoo about a month ago. Two weeks before I turned 37. So yes, quite an informed decision; I'd been thinking about it since I graduated college. If I was going to do it, I wanted it to mean something, and I wanted it to be something that I could look at when I'm a grouchy old(er) lady and still take pride in. And I think I will. It's a woad-blue-shaded ankh on my outside left ankle. I love it and look at it often, and I really don't give a rat's ass what anyone else thinks of it. Is it cool? I don't know. I don't care. It simply is.

Posted by: sherry at July 7, 2009 2:14 PM

Well although I'm not middle aged, I can't guarantee that I'm overly cool.

I like mama, because he may not call you that forever and its sweet. As for placement, I suggest somewhere a bit bony.

(I'm a lurker, so please excuse my lameness)

Posted by: Bouvier at July 7, 2009 2:35 PM

I'm led to wonder what, exactly, is wrong with being middle aged, or why one can't be "cool" when one is.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 7, 2009 2:38 PM

I have a small treble clef with two lines going through it on my right inside wrist. The clef is because music is pretty much the only thing I've ever stuck with and the 2 lines are my starsign, Aquarius. So, that's that :)

Posted by: sheepeyes at July 7, 2009 2:39 PM

Oooh tattoos! Love 'em!

I have a small rose on the back of my left shoulder, a celtic cross on the back of my right shoulder, a small heart with vines on the front of my left shoulder (near my collarbone), the chinese symbol for the year of the rabbit (the year I was born in and plus I do love my house bunnies so very, very much) on my lower back and a tattoo of my cat Mollie right smack between my shoulder blades. She was with me for 19 years and the day after she died, I booked the tattoo with a very good "animal" tattoo artist. I had to wait six months but it was totally worth it.

My husband who was completely tat-less when he met me actually surprised the shit out of me by getting the exact same tattoo of Mollie on his left shoulder. He was definitely her favourite and although he hadn't known her as long he misses her as much as I do. Plus, while my tattoo of Mollie is good, his is breathtaking. It looks exactly like her; it truly is amazing.

Now he is completely addicted and is planning on at least another three. His next one will be a portrait of his children when they were babies.

My next one will be on my foot and it will be the Emily Bronte quote "Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same."

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2009 2:43 PM

@ celery

I agree completely. My next tattoo is going to be of my dog, Mr. Aloysius Buns. I'm going to have him riding in a sidecar on an old green Vespa with a pin-up driving, while picking up a hitch hiking pin-up. It's going to be another big piece. Ugh, so broke.

Posted by: bbhhh at July 7, 2009 3:04 PM

Somebody said something about being middle aged and not tattooing? Or something?
My Mama got her first tattoo for her fiftieth birthday. It is a portrait on her right shoulder blade of the cheetah raised. That's right, fuckers, I said raised. She plans on getting a portrait of the lion she raised on her left shoulder blade when she saves up and finds a good artist in Phoenix.

Posted by: Blonde Savant at July 7, 2009 3:15 PM

I don't know if the "middle-aged" comments are a result of my post, but if so, I'm going to object. Not because there's anything wrong with being middle-aged--in my experience, the older you get, the more fun you have--but rather because if I'm middle-aged at 37, then someone's expecting me to pop off at 74. That's pretty young in my family.

Posted by: sherry at July 7, 2009 3:38 PM

I'm contemplating getting the One Ring script on both of my wrists; the first half of the phrase on the left, and the second half on the right. Other than that, I want to get the "sky" kanji put on my back a la Akuma from Street Fighter. Yes, I'm a nerd.

Posted by: Badass Mother 4000 at July 7, 2009 3:39 PM

some ideas from you cooler and less middled aged readers would be nice.

From two posts before yours, sherry.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at July 7, 2009 3:40 PM

I have a scroll work butterfly tramp stamp that I love. I got it as a graduation present for myself. I know butterflies near your ass is cliche, but whatever.

I also have 6 pair of paws on my left foot. Each pair is one of my pets that have passed. 2 sets are for my ferrets Buddy and Skully, and there is a small pair of dog prints for my pup Taffy.

Any further tattoos would probably be memorials for my animals. My friend has a rockin seascape on her leg that I love, but I'm not that hardcore.

Posted by: elusive at July 7, 2009 3:43 PM

ACK! I hate missing these...I'm still halfway through the comments but I had to add my upper right arm, done 11 years ago, is my favorite comic book character. Illyanna Rasputin, the Darkchilde. Oh yes! I did a reinterpretation of a Bill Sienkiewicz pencil drawing from the Demon Bear Saga. She's half girl/half demon.

Sadly, the artist was a buddy who did it for free and didn't quite capture what I wanted. I plan to finish it up and give it some polish for my fortieth birthday.

Do I love it still? Hell yes! If you choose well, it won't matter how old you are, you'll still love it. I did have some fun on the playground explaining it though, with my son in kindergarten this past year.

I also designed a sleeve for my friend, last name of Thor, of a Valkyrie. She was due for open heart surgery and was afraid of needles, so decided to go for it and get a badge of honor in the process. Now THAT is killer cool, I thought.

Posted by: replica at July 7, 2009 3:49 PM

No one who ever meets me would guess that I have tats. I don't look like the "type" (I've been told). I have a yin/yang sun with a mirror image Burning Man on my left shoulder and a blue feather (from the cover of the book "Illusions") on my front left hip.

Posted by: MissNev at July 7, 2009 4:10 PM

I'm a recent convert to Tattoos after having shot a movie called The Tattooist (unlikely to find it in your local video store) where we had great tattoo art used throughout, nicely art directed and designed.

I have this, my first. For some background, I'm a cinematographer from New Zealand. So this is definitely Pacific in theme.

http://www.dalemccready.com/florafauna.jpg

Posted by: Dale McCready at July 7, 2009 4:41 PM

I always liked getting mendhi on my hands at the local fairs, so I got a large paisley pattern in brown ink on my back. I love paisley and I love this tattoo. I'm ready to have it expanded, too.
No one sees it when I'm fully dressed, my back isn't going to change very much, and as I told my friend who dissaproves of tanning: "I'm not saving my skin for anything special. I don't need to look good when I'm dead!"

Posted by: CatBallou at July 7, 2009 4:44 PM

I always wanted a gigantic Phoenix tattoo on my back. And by Phoenix, I mean the emblem worn on Jean Grey's Phoenix costume. Because I'm a dork.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 7, 2009 5:59 PM

On my right side, Article I of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, best read when I'm supine:

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.

Posted by: helloitslaura at July 7, 2009 6:47 PM

Not that anyone will read this far down, but I love tattoos and had to comment :) I have 8 so far:

Sun moon and star across my lower abdomen,

ankh in the middle of my back between my shoulder blades,

Egyptian hieroglyphics down my spine,

a tree frog on my lower back,

flowers on my foot,

and the first 4 lines from the "augeries of innocence" poem by William Blake on my left rib cage. ("to see a world in a grain of sand..." etc)

I'm getting more done to my foot tomorrow (extending the flowers with vines and leaves and whatnot) and after that will be getting some words and music notes on a music staff from a song that I helped write when I was in a band on my right rib cage.

Also have plans for about 4 or 5 more. I heart tattoos.

Posted by: Lyric at July 7, 2009 6:51 PM

MelBivDevoe, you are no dork. You are a goddess. I'd fly across the fricken' room to fist bump you if I saw that tattoo. I still want to get a Sienkiewicz Electra (top left image), but the damn Hollywood ruined that for me. But I abide. The time of forgetting shall come again!

Posted by: replica at July 7, 2009 7:09 PM

Replica - that would be awesome. Give it a few years and I'm sure no one will remember that travesty.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 7, 2009 7:12 PM

a wolf, bear, and cougar standing on their hind legs, playing flying v guitars, wearing sunglasses shaped like pot leaves. above them in bank gothic, colored like tiger stripes, is the word "thrasher" behind them is dale earnhart on his deathbed, below them in declaration of independence scrip the words "goodnight sweet prince" an eagle sheds a single tear above earnhart. the entire thing appears as that sort of torn through effect like something clawed at bark. its layed out landscape-wise on my back.

Posted by: wmsilvia at July 8, 2009 2:35 AM

I have 'Do Not Go Gentle Into That Goodnight' By Dylan Thomas (just that not the rest of the poem) in Latin on my back.

It was the first poem that my literature teacher showed us that made me love poetry, and now Im studying to become a lit teacher myself.

I fell in love with the message of the poem and the circumstances that it was written around. It is and will be the only thing I have considered worthy of scarring my body for.

Posted by: caity at July 8, 2009 2:46 AM

My brother was a talented tattoo artist. I am amazed how much this industry has grown in the eleven years since his death.

I'm fascinated by tattoo stories, especially the history of Maori Ta moko. It sounds like most people here cherish their tattoos and good for them. I just can't get comfortable with the idea of committing to any image for life. Besides, tattoos represent just one more way to spend money I don't have, so they're not for me. But the rest of you, carry on.


Posted by: tyger_melon at July 8, 2009 4:22 AM

The Screaming Chicken, as seen on the hoods of so many Pontiac Firebirds, large scale on my upper back. I would need to be really buff to pull it off.

So, I'll just stick with tattooless-ness for now.

Posted by: Tanner at July 8, 2009 2:26 PM