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Nicole Ritchie

Would You Rather: Simon Pegg or Nick Frost?

Simon Pegg definitely.

Would You Rather: Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart?

THREESOME!

Would you Rather: Allyson Hannigan or Judy Greer?

Simon Pegg?

Would you rather Jared Leto or Pete Wentz?

Yes...I stole that from the ad to my right.

for the record, that was a Stewart/Colbert/Withnail Meat Sandwich. Yes, I am male. And Straight. But next to that Jewish Wit and Catholic Hotness, I'm done.

Nicole Ritchie fa sho.

Would you rather: Jessica Simpson or Mariah Carey?

I'd rather get stoned with Seth Rogan. And Kill Val Kilmer (wait, we're not playing Fuck Marry Kill?)

Wow. That's a tough one, especially since I can't get the idea of a Simon Pegg/Stephen Colbert/John Stewart/Nick Frost clusterfuck out of my head.

Simpson would drool all over you since she can't close her mouth, and Mariah might do that weird note-so-high-only-a-dog-can-hear-me thing. Purely on the idea that drool can be easily fixed and a pierced eardrum cannot, I'm going with Simpson.

Hmmmm...Ewan McGregor or James McAvoy?

James McAvoy!

Isla Fisher or Rachel Weisz?

Weisz. I've had a lesbian crush on her for years.

Christian Bale or Johnny Depp?

johnny depp! i'd be afriad christian might bite down there! ha!

diego luna or gael garcia bernal?

um, that's supposed to be afraid

If I do have these few seconds for the floor:

Hannigan, even though she's never in anything I want to watch since the first American Pie, I just can't let her go.

Okay: Nathan Fillion or Adam Baldwin?

NATHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!

Would you rather: David Bowie or Sean Connery?

I've lost YEARS of my life to short red heads.

Posted by: Withnail at March 26, 2008 2:46 PM

I swear to God it wasn't me! At least I don't think so...I don't know you, do I? If so, I should probably be sorry. You know, if I were a better person, and had a soul and whatnot.

(Damn, good one, Julie! I won't keep answering and messing with the flow, but I'm compelled to take up your query and say Whalley. That's fairly tough, but the red hair Nooorthern wins, plus, I saw that Connelly bust action in "Career Opportunities" and I know that I only know how to deal with a certain amount. I'm afraid I might be floundering. Lovely, lovely girl though. I've had a thing for Joanne since "Scandal" though.)

Elliott Spizter. I have a hatred for Jim cramer that knows no language, nation, or dimension. Jim cramer must be trapped in that triangle that held those Superman II villans, and then shat upon by the corpse of a sea-blobster.

Spitzer, meanwhile, as a bit of a sleazy, sexy, Stanley Tucci thing going on.

Twig, I'd go with Bowie, but only in the Jareth wig.

The cast of Heroes or the cast of Pushing Daisies? What you do with them is between you and Godtopus.

AHA I posted one between eating a live tarantula or fucking Perez Hilton, but everyone was too pussy to answer :p

I'd take the cast of Pushing Daisies over the entire hotness of Heroes just to get a crack at Lee Pace.

Eddie Izzard or Ricky Gervais?

(I got into some hot water this summer playing this game. Don't ever make Paris Hilton/Valtrex cracks around strangers. Strangers who have herpes but you don't know it and everyone else in the effing room does. Or you could and feel like a total heel.)

Pushing Daisies all the way. My love for both Lee Pace and Kristin Chenoweth knows know bounds.

Would You Rather: Clive Owen or Daniel Craig?

Dick Cheney doesn't count. Dick Cheney is a cyborg with a heart furnace that requires live puppies for fuel.

If it goes to The Cheney, all Vegetables and Minerals are now on the table, along with that godawful see-it-in-my-dreams Big">Big">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5349770802105160028">Big Dog.

Clive Owen and Daniel Craig!!! I just got the special tingle! Thanks for that, alabamapink!

Clive Owen or Daniel Craig?

Both while I film. With multiple cameras. From multiple angles. And a boom mic. And some key grips.

Chloe Sevigny or Zooey Deschanel?

Chloe or Zooey?

High School was abstaining from sex for four years, So I fail to see the comparison.

Chloe, definitely.

Javier Bardem or Daniel Day Lewis?

Would you rather have to repeat high school or abstain from sex for 2 years?

High school wasn't a bad experience for me or anything, but I wasn't having sex then and a 2 year commitment is shorter than a 4 year commitment, so...

Would you rather have a mastectomy or work the drive-thru in a fast food restaurant for the rest of your life?

Javier Bardem or Daniel Day Lewis?

Bardem, yes please...

Ryan Seacrest or Carson Daly?

My first job was at Toxic Hell (or a restaurant that rhymes), so I would go with the mastectomy. After all, real men like butts!

Would you rather work on a cruise ship or be a flight attendant?

For the gents:

Eliza Dushku or Elisha (?) Cuthbert

I'm not a guy, but definitely Eliza Dushku. Elisha Cuthbert is so bland and boring.

Would you rather be financially secure without ever having to work again, or emotionally fulfilled forever but possibly destitute?

Brandon Davis or the Raping Mime on the Prairie?

HA HA HA! Is it wrong if I go with the raping mime? :)

Spazzy: Jon Stewart.

Bama: Bikini wax!

For the gents:

Eliza Dushku or Elisha (?) Cuthbert

Ew that was so hetero-normative of me. Apologies.

Would you rather work on a cruise ship or be a flight attendant?

Doesn't matter, as they both require a civil and cheerful disposition, so I'd be fired within days anyway.

Brazilian bikini wax (girls and guys)or audience member on the Tyra Banks show?

Wax, please. Tyra Banks is not of this earth and she freaks my shit out.

Would you rather never have alcohol ever again as long as you live, or have to be seriously, romantically involved with Dane Cook (for the ladies) or Katherine Heigl (for the gents)?

Julie:Abstain from sex, it's not all that hard for me, what with the assholes I could be having sex with around these here parts.

Now would you rather shave off all the body hair of Perez Hilton or punch Taylor Kitsch in the face, deforming his perfect face?

I'd rather be romantically involved with Dane Cook. I'd just dump his ass after a few weeks, no man is worth giving up my alcohol.

Would you rather make out with a moray eel or Ann Coulter?

Would you rather never have alcohol ever again as long as you live, or have to be seriously, romantically involved with Dane Cook (for the ladies) or Katherine Heigl (for the gents)?

Dear lord, what a choice. My raging alcoholism demands I grudgingly pick the ginormous douchebag. There's gotta be SOMETHING I can get out of that relationship....free weed? Food? Something?

Would you rather sit through a season of The Real Housewives of the OC every night for a week or have an hour long conversation with Paris Hilton?

Additionally, I am obsessed with Zooey's new album. OB-SESSED.

Sarina,
could I keep my alcohol and make the two years I have to abstain from sex instead of going back to high school the ones I spend romantically involved with Dane Cook? 'Cause I think then I might be able to stand it.

Now would you rather shave off all the body hair of Perez Hilton or punch Taylor Kitsch in the face, deforming his perfect face?

Puh-leeze. Punching people in the face is practically a hobby of mine, so I think I can dig deep and find the inner strength to never, ever have anything whatsoever to do with hair of any kind belonging to Perez Hilton.

Okay, fine, Betty White or Paula Deen?

I don't know who Paula Deen is. Betty White is about 108 and I'm not a lesbian, but she's funny as hell so I think I'd be okay.

Would you rather be trapped in a box filled with crawly bugs or wriggly worms?

Betty White or Paula Deen?

I bet Paula Deen cooks a wicked breakfast.

Ann coulter or fugu prepared by an auto mechanic from iowa?

Bette Davis, hands down. I love strong women, but not raging psychopaths, thank you. Wait, Bette Davis wasn't a raging psychopath too, was she?

I would punch Taylor Kitch, I might make him so angry that he'd make out with me right there.

And share a syringe with Lohan...I'll take my chances, thrush is NASTY.

Would you rather be the national spokesperson for herpes medication or Rick Santorum's bid for the 2012 presidency?

Oh Hot Damn!!! Martin Starr!! I'm serious, he was my absolute favorite!

I love the scene where he's watching Dallas and laughing in slow mo.....

yeah....

Plus he looks like Martin Scorcese on coke.

I would proudly hawk herpes meds on TV rather than have my name associated in any way with Santorum. Ewww.


Mythbusters edition:
Jaime or Adam? (and no, the hot girl on the show whose name escapes me isn't involved)

AHA: THANK YOU!!! Finally somebody understands the importance of Taylor Kitsch's face!!

JAIME BABY!!!! I would go for a mustache ride any day!!

Be rich.

Would you rather freak nasty with Oprah or Steadman?

Kerry (sp?), I believe is the mythbuster's gal. And I'd rather her. Adam and Jamie creep me out a little. But of the dudes, I'd have to go with Tory.

In the spirit of the Usual Suspects which is playing consecutively on a movie channel here, would you rather: Gabriel Byrne or Kevin Spacey?

The term "mustache ride" makes me so happy.

Rita Hayworth...sooo pretty.

And Grant, he's cute on the website (I've never seen the show).

Would you rather your favorite sports team never win a championship again, or ALL of your favorite tv shows cancelled at once?

My favorite sports team has never won a championship before anyhow so that's too easy.

WOOT FOR CANUCKS FANS!!!

The sports team can weep, I'm not giving up my favorite TV.

William Shatner or Leonard Nimoy?

Would you rather your favorite sports team never win a championship again, or ALL of your favorite tv shows cancelled at once?

Never win again. I could be like a Cubs fan.

Would you rather: Tom Brady or Peyton Manning?

Shatner, no contest.

Is this just dilemmas?

Ok then, gents, would you rahter have: no dick or two dicks (side by side, not one above the other)?

Ladies: would you rather have your vagina between your breasts or in your neck?

Tom Brady. I would try to screw him into paralysis.

Shatner! He can. Make me laugh. By. Talking funny.

Would you rather have to relearn how to speak or how to walk?

I'm answering EVERY one I've seen to this point:
Mclovin.
Paris...Nicole...doesn't matter. I hope they're both into erotic asphyxiation...cuz I'm chokin a bitch.
Simon Pegg.
Colbert cuz Stewart has old balls.
Stoned with Val Kilmer.
Obama
Britney in 10 years...simply because it's more interesting to drive by an accident scene AFTER the bodies are strewn everywhere.
Ewan.
Jake.
Isla. And she'd better bring a lot of water, some muscle cream, and a sack lunch. We're gonna be a while.
Helen Mirren (She's fucking HOT to me for some reason)
Johnny Depp...(see instructions for Isla)
Bateman...but only if he brought the mascot costume from Smoking Aces
Alison Hannigan...he mouth looks MOIST. :P
Nathan Fillion.
David Bowie...but Labyrinth Bowie...not Ziggy or goth Bowie.
Sorsha from Willow...complete with animal skin fuck altar.
Cast of Heroes (Hiro looks like a squealer!)
Eddie Izzard cuz he wears make-up and that would help suspend disbelief.
Clive Owen
Zooey Deschanel cuz SHE hasn't blown anyone on film to my knowledge.
Daniel Day Lewis.
Eliza Dushku cuz her name makes me think she keeps her pink bits clean.
Brazillian Wax (if the audience member was gonna be picked at random)
Betty White.
Bette Davis
and...Ummmmm...Cake please!!!!

Now....Shadows or PissBoy???

Faith in Buffy's body.

Penn or Teller?

Hmmmm.

I've really only seen still pictures of Rachael, never watched her show. People tell me she's incredibly annoying in her perkiness. This could be true. I do rather like her still, silent pictures though.

Damn, that could be a real risk. Oprah might be boisterous fun! Maybe even secretly all sultry and mellow, she must have a side like that hidden *somewhere*.

Okay, I'm gonna go with Ray, but it might be like jumping into the grocery story line that *seemed* to be the short, fast one. Curse you brunettes with your pretty cookbook covers I've been working with for five years!!

And we're OUT OF CAKE!

Okay, gotta contribute if I'm gonna yap:

(oh and you bet Paula'd kick out the jams on breakfast)

Campbell Scott or John Cusack?

Oh please I have to go with my fellow Canadian, Shatner!

Vagina in my neck (does that mean I would orgasm if I deep throat it?)

And I would take Tom Brady even if my vagina was in my neck and he had two dicks side by side.

Pissboy I'm afraid to answer....

Crash - you are now entering Extras level questions with the pinkie one

Sawyer or Jack?

Sawyer

Eating cow brains (have had the pleasure) or maggot infested cheese?

The French cuisine has it's gems.

Pissboy! Because he's evil in many delicious ways.

NY or LA?

Anthony Bourdain, without a doubt. Something about tall, lanky guys with salt & pepper hair, a quick wit, and a sense of culinary adventure.

The man melts my panties.

New York for the cultural exposure and real people.

LA for the weather and fake tits.

Sex for alcohol? Sounds like a regular Wednesday night for me! :p

But Shadows is my internet fiance, so I don't know...I feel so dirty.

AHA...cow brains. But EW.

I would rather give it up for the pirahna, at least they wouldn't be starving anymore.

Is it just me or are these questions getting more and more grotesque?

no offense PissBoy...

Javier Bardem or Daniel Day Lewis?

Javier, while Daniel watches.

"Taylor Kitsch's face must be preserved.
AHA"
Yes. Yes it must. Taylor PRETTY!

For the Brits, if any:
Eric Morecambe or Ernie Wise?

For non-Brits: Simon Cowell or Randy Jackson?

Punch Scott Stapp in the throat or kick John Mayer in the balls?

Jackson, because he'd tell me I was good, dog.

Would you rather: Elisabeth Montgomery or Mary Tyler Moore (c. 1970)?

Marley is 'prettier' and I would love to do dirty, screamy, sweaty things with her....

But there's just something about Zoe Bell that makes her irresistable.

There is too much hotness there.
You couldn't have made that harder Julie. (no pun intended)

Would you rather: fight to the death The Rock, or fifteen clones of Barbara Bush?

Simon Cowell, if it's really rough and I can spew all over his face at the end. "How's my tonal range on THAT one, Si-Co?

Ooooh, maybe a little too grotesque...

Wow, that half-hour went fast. Guess this TPS report can wait.

Cory Feldman or Cory Haim?

Ving Rhames or Delroy Lindo?

Batman or Robin?

Betty or Veronica?

Morley Safer or Maury Povich?

Tila Tequila or RuPaul?

Kelly Osbourne or Rumer Willis?

Stay on this thread or read another review?

Would you rather or Dan Rather?

Jeez, I could do this all day, but...

I'd rather not.

BAAHHHH I would rather give it up in prison than even look at that fucktards "O" face.

Couldn't we get a little of both Geetch???

Dan Fogler...in jail...him being the recipient of non-consensual shower action every week. We just get to hear the guards laughing about it? That would be super.

Hrmmm seems I stand corrected. I haven't even thought of Ginnifer Goodwin since Walk the Line and I guess she had to pack on a few for that role....

I never said she wasn't pretty

Kill the puppy, which would take, like, two seconds. The baby would take a good 90 minutes, unless I had some buttermilk to wash it down.

TMax - read another review, by all means. We can meet at bestweekever.com

Never see Batman. No Comment.

Geraldo Rivera or Oprah?

That should read Julie you're mean...

Sorry about that!!

Ronald McDonald or the burger King

Katie Holmes because at least she has a cult-led brainwashing excuse for being a vapid annoying female who is not qualified for the job she does.

Fran Drescher or Zooey Deschanel?

Because, I just can't resist:

Franny or Zooey?

Grace Park, Helfer intimidates me.

Burger King, but I only eat fast food at rest stops.

I'm going home too Jay, I'm getting a beer with thejodester. Yaaaaaaay Yuengling!

Okay, late to the game, but I have a great reason. First of all, Clive Owen, only, always, and forever, because he can kill, like, 50 intruders and never lose a stroke, and look hot as hell doing it. Second, punch Scott Stapp in the throat because he is a self-righteous prick. Third, Yuengling is lovely. And, finally, my great reason for being late to the game.....

http://my.barackobama.com/page/community/post/samgrahamfelsen/gGBhWC

this is ME!

How about Sam Waterston vs. Sam Elliott? (the moustache is optional)

That's not even a real question. Sam Elliott, obviously, and without a moment's hesitation. I don't care that he's more than twice my age, he's still hot as hell. Plus, that growly voice is a total bonus.

Would you rather give up books or movies?

Pissboy and Julie!!! Who doesn't love golden showers?

Would you rather: Star Jones or Bea Arthur?

"...godtopi..."

Shouldn't it be godtopodes? I will grant that the rules may change when the word is a made up cephalopod deity, but 'octopus' is Latinised Greek, and not Latin of the second declension. I would have thought 'godtopus' would follow similarly.

...no one cares, do they? I'll just...go sit quietly by myself in the grammar corner.

Morrissey, but I like Michael Stipe better as a musician.
And definitely Siouxie, I'd pick her any day.

Lee Pace or Peter Sarsgard?

Only on Pajiba do you hear discussions on the proper pluralization of made-up deities. I love it.

Oh, and Michael Stipe, Cindy. Hands down. I don't care what team he bats for, he wouldn't have to lay a finger on me, that man's voice is total panty stripper to me....oohhhhh....*clover moistening*

Not that I swing that way, but I'd let Mikey Stipe tap it - on one condition - SMILE ONCE IN A GODDAM WHILE!

Sidenote: any word on the new REM album? I'm hopin' and a prayin' it's good... the last two were kinda... pttthhbt!

Only thing I could easily answer is Siouxsie, and I guess maybe Hutchence, if you're talking about one's existence over the other, which is appropriately difficult. Could I live with there being NO Morrison? I just don't know about that. Hard shit, Cindy.

Okay, pretty age-centric but, the Ginger and Mary Ann of Vietnam: Marg Helgenberger or Dana Delany? I've had arguments on that myself.

Silly me, I was just thinking about doing one of them (Morrison/Hutchence). The thing in common being the mad sexuality and all.

I don't think I could give up the music of either.

I say Dana.

OK, yeah, Jay, the Helgenberger/Delaney thing is pretty age-centric.
I'll take Lee Pace from a few questions ago (Skarsgaard, please).

Also, Godtopodes is about ten times more fun to say than Godtopi.

I'm too lazy to read through all the comments, so stop me if you've heard this one:

From The Office (American version): Dwight (Rainn Wilson) or Andy (Ed Helms)?

Silly me, I was just thinking about doing one of them (Morrison/Hutchence).

Well, in the case of the vocalists, sure, but with the group choices I don't have to do it with Budgie, do I? I mean I really like the guy, but... But I'd certainly keep "Kaleidoscope" over "Floodland" any day.

And, of course, that's not to say Marg and Dana ain't lookin good now 19 years later.

Skit, I haven't read ONE bad thing about "Accelerate". So of course I'm nervous. But I've already chanced fate buying a rescheduled Cure ticket for June months ago. Please please please put out something good again! "Wish" was so goddamn long ago.

Whoops, I'm late to the party. And just because I'm a nerd, I have to go for the Mythbusters e. At first I thought I'd pick Adam, but because Jamie is so serious and kind of a stick in the mud, makes me feel like he'd be wild in bed. I could dig the mustache-beret-small glasses combo. And obviously, I would pick Tory over Grant. Not only because Tory is sexy, but because I have an irrational hate for Grant...I just want to punch him, just for being him.

And as far as Jack and Sawyer, there's NO question: SAWYER all the way.

This is from a looong time ago, but Anthony Bourdain is a foul-mouthed, chain-smoking Adonis. He may have 30 years on me, but when I watch his show I can promise you that I'm not thinking about the food.

Prince Charles, or the Queen Mum?

Good one, and my answer is........Martha Plimpton!

Okay, okay, Andy.

The main character girl from "Can't Buy Me Love", or the redhead from "The Goonies"? Yeah, yeah, I don't know the names, but...

Cindy Mancini and Andy Carmichael. Cindy was played by some chick who, as far as I know, never did anything else besides Explorers (the movie with River Phoenix in a bubble ship) and Andy was played by Kerri Green, who was also in Summer Rental and Lucas.

You're welcome.

Drunk sex with a partner chosen at random by your even more drunk best friend, or smoking yourself retarded with the most annoying person you've ever met?

Drunk sex... Hands down. Annoying is just... annoying. don't matter what you're doing - Six Flaggs? Fun, but they're still a douche. Slip-n-Slide? Hey, all's good, until they start bitching about the slope of your lawn. Smoking yourself retarded? Well, chances are, they'll end up raiding your fridge of anything good, want to have a "deep" conversation regarding religion, and wind up puking what used to be your decent food up on the carpet, and the next day? They'll make a poop and skip flushing... Guaranfuckingteed.

Drunk sex? It feels good while you're cookin', and should you do anything stupid/embarassing during, chance are it'll be forgotted about by the time your head hits the pillow. Win/win.

Amanda47:Morning, as long as one of the two (or fourteen) parties involved hit the loo and gurgle some breff-freshner. Idealy (did I spell that right?) all folk involved would hit it with a full brushing, but when the moment hits and there's nothing to do but get down, it's the least one can do, in hopes that some of the residue from the rinsing party carry through to the stank-breffed.

I needs sleep. Night folks. Getbackgetthatautomobileturnupthatsmokestackandthatgoddamradio

Bear Grylls. I know his show is fake but its more entertaining than Survivorman.

Angel or Spike?

Oh, my.

I feel like I'm kind of in a damned if you do, damned if you don't sort of position.

But if I have to pick, I'd say Dustin...he annoys me sometimes, and angry sex can be fun.

I'm already regretting this.

Spend a week sponge-bathing Skittimus Minimus, (as well as attending to his personal day-to-day hygiene) Or: make a night-vision video with Nap Vag, which would be available on YouTube for a full year?

Sponge bathing the turkey-clawed halfling. He's cuter, he's smarter, and he wouldn't give me any diseases.

Hmmm...sponge bath, probably. At least I could lie about it if it wasn't on Youtube.

Would you rather...
Apply various creams/medication (for STDs, thrush, I dunno, whatever you want) to Paris Hilton's vagina

Or

Get rid of nits in Amy Winehouse's bee hive?

Skittimus...Carrie Green from Goonies without a second thought. Hell...I'd even give up a finger or 2 now! Have you seen her recently? The years have been VERY kind.

Uhhh...deitybox....I have to wonder. There's got to be a good story behind that handle!

"I save that act for special occassions, like Christmas and Administrative Assistant's Day...."

Hi, how you doing? *raises and lowers eyebrows, repeatedly* sooooooo, whatchu doing this Christmas?

Hee hee. Julie, I'm not sure where you can run where BSlim won't find you, but you should probably get moving now.

Hee hee...if I'm feeling cruel I'll be sure to eat some asparagus beforehand, Slim.

EW.

Sarina, I really liked your one question from yesterday, giving up either books or movies...both would be so insanely difficult. I WANT to say books, because with movies there's the pleasure of experiencing a good narrative with the bonus of visual and auditory stimulation...but the English major in me dies a little at even the thought of never having the thrill of opening a new book and wondering what's in store.

Dave,
depends - are we talking with or without souls?

Generally I'd choose Spike in either form (at least, when he was sane). He's more my type and seems waaay more fun. But Angelus did have a wicked way about him!

Pacey! Dawson has a billboard for a forehead.

Men: Taye Diggs or Ryan Reynolds?
Ladies: Tina Fey or Jenna Fischer?

Damn! It would help if I paid more attention huh, Julie? Definitely Tina Fey, she's adorable, I'd worship at her temple.

I do, stark, but...I'm sticking with Aeryn Sun. But it's beyond me what a girl can see, I'll bet they both have admirers.

Starkravingsane...you like being peed on in front of B-Slim's goat?!

Sigh. And I'm the sicko. :)

Jay, I understand the Aeryn love...I'm pretty sure I'd switch hit for her. And just contemplating a Crichton, Aeryn three...excuses self to bathroom

Julie, alas the extent of my twisted nature has not yet been revealed here. Umm, will Slim be bringing his paddle?

Wow.. what a thread... I wanna play!! Too many to chose from... but as far as the latest ones that I remember..
Angel
Ryan Reynolds
Definitely Pacey over dawson

Would you rather Captain Mal or Bill Pardy??

Aww...I love Bill Pardy (yay Slither!), but I could never choose him over Captain Mal.

And Johnny Depp, because he defines awesome in every sense, letter, and defintion of the word. Coolest guy on the planet.

Muppet time!
Rizzo the Rat or Gonzo?
Miss Piggy or Janice (from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem)?

Gonzo! He was always my favourite Muppet! And Janice for sure, Piggy annoys the hell out of me.

If anyone's still playin', Canuck Edition:

Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling?

RYAN GOSLING, hands down. and Gonzo also, because he's kind of dreamy.

Would give up movies in a second over books.

Mark or Olly?

"...ride him like a Rainbow Brite Big Wheel. Yes, that was my "ride" of choice as a child..."

How much does this turn me on? You are definately my favorite internet girlfriend!

NOT that I was taking notes or anything, but in no particular order...

McLovin - looks like he'd take direction well
Nicole Richie
Jon Stewart
Simon Pegg
Allyson Hannigan
stoned with Val - at least he wouldn't be noisy
James McAvoy
Joseph Gordon Levitt - Manic, anyone? rwor
Rachel Weisz - I was hooked after Stealing Beauty
Helen Mirren - I want to be her when I grow up
Johnny Depp
Diego Luna - see above McLovin comment
Nathan Fillion - squee!
David Bowie - I second Labyrinth love, codpiece and all
Sarah from Labyrinth - for the hair alone
Cast of Heroes - if I was playing it straight
Cast of Pushing Daisies - if I was bi-curious
Joseph Fiennes - Ralph ruined it with the mile-high craziness
Eddie Izzard
Clive Owen AND Daniel Craig
Daniel Day Lewis
um, cake, please
Faith
Cusack
Yuengling!!!! - do you know I can't find this in Texas?! sadddd
Sam Elliot - Oh lord, Sam Elliot
Pacey - like there was ever a question
Spike - see above
Hugh Laurie AND Alan Rickman - the voices alone make me... i'll be in my bunk
Reynolds or Gosling?! ...head...exploding...

Good hustle, people.