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Who's Sitting At Your Fantasy Thanksgiving Table?

By Vivian Kane | Comment Diversions | November 23, 2016 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Comment Diversions | November 23, 2016 |


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Tomorrow evening, many of us will be sitting down to our Thanksgiving/Friendsgiving/regular Thursday (hi, other countries!) dinners. As we prep to see our actual friends and/or families, who would make up your imaginary friends and family? If you could seat anyone at your table tomorrow night, who would it be?

I’d give some sort of parameters, like a limit count or alive vs dead or something, but I know you turkeys are going to do whatever you damn well please.

Here are mine:

Zadie Smith, because her brain is magic.

Leslie Knope, and she brings dessert.

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Elizabeth Warren, because if we’re going to talk politics at the dinner table, it’s going to be GREAT.

Mads Mikkelsen, although let’s be honest, I’m really inviting his Hannibal. Hannibal is there for aesthetic planning and etiquette ONLY. He’s not allowed in the kitchen and any dishes he brings go into the garbage or to the police.

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Paris Geller, because her snark is on point, all the time. She sits next to me.

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Plus, drunk Paris is the BEST.

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Doyle can come too if there’s going to be dancing after dinner.

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Vivian Kane is thankful for the fact that she writes for a site where she doesn’t even have to address the imbalance of awesome women on that list.


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