Who Is Your Celebrity Lookalike?
Earlier this week, I cast the movie of my life with Shania Twain. Of course, I don't look like her. That, plus talent and ambition, is why she's Shania Twain and I'm not. The closest resemblance I can claim is a similarity in pronunciation of out and about, and that I would know what she meant, if she asked the whereabouts of the washroom.
Tragic lack of resemblance to Shania Twain aside, I am one of those people who looks like someone else. Strangers insist that I went to their high school. Someone has a cousin who looks just like me, and, of course, there are celebrities I have been told that I look like:
Are you sensing a theme? Snooty, bitchy-looking red heads. Excellent. I can kind of see the Marcia Cross thing and I am horrified by it. She looks mean! I do not have a preternaturally alabaster brow, although it is massive, I'll grant you; nor am I tall and sylphlike. I don't get it. I don't feel any better when Mr. Julien insists I look a lot like Ellen Burstyn:
I can only hope to age so well:
Mr. Julien's lookalike? Well, he has been told Simon Cowell and Ron Livingston, but I'd have to go with Kyle Chandler...
which fits in well with my nefarious scheme to one day be able to say, "Have you met my husband, Kyle Chandler?"
Who's your celebrity lookalike Pajibans?
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)