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What Was the First Movie You Saw in a Movie Theater?

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Comment Diversions | Comments (144)



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I took my four-year-old son to the movies for the first time this weekend. It felt monumental in a way: Winnie the Pooh would be the first film he ever saw in a theater, a fact that might embarrass him as a teenager but that he’ll hopefully admit proudly as an adult. It’s not a bells-and-whistles movie; it’s cute, inoffensive, a little literary and at times clever. I thought it was great (and so did Agent Bedhead).

It’s fascinating to witness someone else experience a movie for the first time. I tried to prepare him for it: I told him it was like a giant TV screen, as big as a house, and that it was important that he not speak during the film. Still, there were some things I’d not expected: The stadium seat, for instance, would fold back up on him unless his mother or myself held it down. He wasn’t prepared for the noise, either, and spent the first ten minutes with his hands over his ears. He’d also never seen a commercial before, so the pre-movie Coca-Cola ads were shocking: In one, a basketball player shattered into pieces thanks to the refreshing taste of Coca Cola, and I thought that’d be the end of our movie-going experience. He hung in, confused, and even showing an admiration for Travis Barker’s “spiky hair” in the next Coke commercial.

But once the movie started, he settled in and watched, enraptured by the giant images floating before him onscreen. He quietly asked a few questions, mostly to ensure that there were no “bad monsters,” laughed where he should’ve laughed, and, in the end, stayed through the credits because he liked the song.

It was a success, and given the dearth of smart movies aimed at his age group and his mother’s anti-film position, it may be the last film he sees in theaters for a couple of years. But he’ll always own it as his first, as I owned E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial as mine. I was older (7) (and I wept my fool eyes out), and I wonder if children are watching movies at a younger age now than in previous generations?

It brings me to today’s comment diversion: What was the first movie you saw in theaters? How old were you? And is it a movie you’re proud to call your first? Alternatively, if you have kids, what was the first movie you took him or her to, and how old was he or she at the time? Was it a good experience?









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Comments

Mine was E.T. as well, Dustin. I was hoping we could go through life never having anything in common, but alas. Twas not to motherfucking be.

Posted by: Kballs at July 18, 2011 3:06 PM

My first movie was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was 5. I'm definitely proud to call that my first movie, my sister and I were obsessed. Loved the cartoon, loved that nasty dessert thing, had all the shirts and plush toys. Good times!

Posted by: smasherstein at July 18, 2011 3:08 PM

Star Trek.

I have no idea which one or what year. What's weird is that my dad is a pretty big "man's man" and jock-y, so why he loves Star Trek so much, I don't know.

But yeah. That was my first movie. And I want to say that I was either 4 or 5 when they took me. I don't remember anything about it. My Mom said that I was really excited and then I asked what movie. "Star Trek," she said. And I went, "Oh man!" I meant that in a bad way like, "Oh man, that sucks."

Posted by: Candee at July 18, 2011 3:09 PM

Bambi.
On a side note, my cousin's kid is four and I suggested my mom take him to see Winnie the Pooh. She said he was too jaded for it. My cousin has been allowing him to watch things like Godzilla since he was like 2. That is so not how I would raise my kid.

Posted by: Nimue at July 18, 2011 3:11 PM

Mine was Help! (the Beatles) when it was first released. Yes, I am old.

Posted by: Max at July 18, 2011 3:12 PM

I dont remember. I know I saw Hercules in the movie theaters...that's the first movie i remember seeing in theaters. Disney's Hercules. Not sure if it was the first movie I saw in theaters though...

I don't even remember it that much. I liked it.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at July 18, 2011 3:12 PM

P.S. I feel the need to point out, I am not 70-something, Bambi was playing at our small-town local theater as a revival for really cheap.

Posted by: Nimue at July 18, 2011 3:13 PM

I don't remember what my first movie was but I remember my father pulling my brother and I out of Goonies after the first ten minutes because of the line about the statue of David pissing in its own face. I was 8 or 9 I think.

My son's first movie was The Tigger Movie. He was two but was very well behaved in the theater.

Posted by: Paultera at July 18, 2011 3:13 PM

Snow White, mid-70s showing at the theatre.

Posted by: samantha t at July 18, 2011 3:15 PM

Raiders of the Lost Ark. Or Caligula.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 18, 2011 3:16 PM

Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

I don't remember what my first movie in theaters was. I just wanted to say that.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 18, 2011 3:16 PM

According to my mother, it was Superman. But that came out in 1978 and I wasn't born until 79. So, maybe she only thinks it was Superman, but really it was Superman III with Richard Prior, which came out in 1983 (the day before my 4th birthday).

All that aside, the first movie I remember going to see in the theater was Gremlins in 1984.

Either way, it's clear that much of my life has been shaped by either one of those two experiences.

Posted by: superasente at July 18, 2011 3:17 PM

Mine was Beauty and the Beast and I was 4. It's still in my top five all time favorite movies, and will be forever. I remember just falling in love with all of it, and I think it's why I'm still obsessed with movies all these years.

Posted by: AlannaJudith at July 18, 2011 3:18 PM

My mom took me to see 'Dumbo' when I was around 4 or 5; back then, Disney re-released their classic movies every 7-10 years.
My first "grown up" movie (had to clarify that and not say 'adult'....you might get the wrong idea!) that my parents took me to was 'The Sting'. I was 6, and the first time Robert Redford smiled, that was it for me. Loved him ever since. ;)

Posted by: kyrailbird at July 18, 2011 3:18 PM

Disney's Oliver & Company in 1988. I was three, so I guess it's understandable that I don't remember a thing about that movie (or maybe I blanked it because it was crappy?).

Posted by: piedlourde at July 18, 2011 3:19 PM

I can't remember the first movie I saw in a theater (apparently, my parents were THOSE people, and I hate those people), but I know that E.T. was the first movie I saw twice on the big screen. My most vivid child movie memory is seeing the Twilight Zone at age 8, which messed me up. I only saw it that once, and it still gives me the wiilies.

Posted by: idgiepug at July 18, 2011 3:19 PM

I have absolutely no idea what my first movie was. Probably something to do with the Muppets or Disney.

However, my daughter is almost 3 and her first movie will be this weekend. I am taking her to see Winnie the Pooh and absolutely cannot wait to share this experience with her.

Posted by: legib at July 18, 2011 3:19 PM

2001: A Space Odyssey. It was 1968, and I was 6 years old. Picture a young boy staring at the screen with his mouth open, and that would be me. It put a zap on my head that's never disappeared. Anything to do with technology, space or science fascinates me.
As for my kids? Muppet Christmas Carol. They were familiar with the characters, and I think they enjoyed the longer format and no commercials.

Posted by: dorquemada at July 18, 2011 3:19 PM

My first movie was the original Annie and I was 2. Apparently it was not a good experience as my mother reports we spent more time in the lobby than in the movie theater.

My daughter's first movie was The Princess and the Frog. She was also 2 but she thoroughly enjoyed it and asked to see it again. We went a second time right before it disappeared from theaters and we were the only two there. If you can arrange it, being the only people there is an awesome way to take a toddler to the movies.

Posted by: MahnaMahna at July 18, 2011 3:23 PM

2001 at age 6? You must have spent a lot of time around that obelisk.

This reminds me of something that's been on my mind all weekend. How do I go see Winnie the Pooh, without looking like some kind of pedophile? I just want to see bad things happen to Eeyore. That's all.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 18, 2011 3:23 PM

'Teen Wolf' at the now defunct Aztec Theatre in San Antonio. It was pretty raucous back in the day. Imagine the theatre in 'The Last Dragon' and you got the Aztec.

Posted by: roland at July 18, 2011 3:26 PM

My mom took me to see The Lion King the day after my fifth birthday, when it debuted. There was a lot of build up, a lot of "this is your first ever movie theater movie! this is your first ever movie theater popcorn!", and I remember being really thrilled by the whole thing (and upset that my three year-old sister got to come, too- I was a jealous child). I'm absolutely proud to own that as my first theater experience, and I sincerely hope that my future kids are able to have that kind of memory, too.

Posted by: hippityhope at July 18, 2011 3:26 PM

Hey, Max, you're not old--I remember seeing Help! and A Hard Day's Night, some Elvis and Doris Day movies, but the earliest movie I can remember seeing in a theater is Mysterious Island, 1961. Now that's old.

Posted by: DenG at July 18, 2011 3:28 PM

My old man took us to see “All the President’s Men” and we were pissed. We were so sure he was going to take my two brothers and I to see “Black Belt Jones” or some shit like that, we should have known better seeing as when we were pulling up to the theater, there wasn’t anyone black in sight.

Posted by: Pookie at July 18, 2011 3:28 PM

Empire Strikes Back which my mother took me to the day I graduated nursery or kindergarten - this was during one of the re-releases in 81/82

Posted by: Brian at July 18, 2011 3:29 PM

I recently learned that the first movie I saw in theaters was "Father of the Bride" when I was two. My great-grandfather wrote the book on which the movie was based, so I guess my mom and her siblings all went together. I apparently was really scared of the dog scene.

The first movie I remember seeing in theaters was "The Lion King," when I was 4. I remember crying at the hyenas and but I loved the rest of it. It's still one of my all-time favorite movies, and my favorite Disney movie.

Posted by: sonk at July 18, 2011 3:29 PM

I only have vague memories of this one, but I couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 when my dad took us to watch...some movie I can't remember the name of. It was about a kitten and a puppy who get lost together. The scene I remember is that they're both in a box by a river or a lake or something.

The clearest memory I have is of watching The Little Mermaid in the theater, and loving the hell out of it. I was obsessed with that thing.

Posted by: figgy at July 18, 2011 3:30 PM

I want to say Mary Poppins, but I wasn't born yet when it came out -- maybe it was a rerelease. I have vague memories of watching Dick van Dyke dance with penguins. If not, it was Escape to Witch Mountain, which was definitely cool.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at July 18, 2011 3:30 PM

I think I'm going to win the grey hair contest: my first theater movie was "The Sound of Music" in 1965. I sobbed at the end; I like to think it was because I was relieved they made it over the border, but maybe it was just All Too Much for 6-year-old me.

Posted by: Louise at July 18, 2011 3:30 PM

Bambi, I think. At about age five or so.

Posted by: The Wanderer at July 18, 2011 3:32 PM

My first movie was the rerelease of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" in the '80s. I was about five. I don't remember much about the experience itself but I know I liked the movie. I do remember seeing other Disney movies after that, like "The Fox and the Hound." Disney played a huge role in my childhood moviegoing experiences.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 18, 2011 3:32 PM

I think it was something with Cheech and Chong? Not sure which one, I know it had weed.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 18, 2011 3:33 PM

I was a wee boy of 3 when I saw Jurassic Park in theaters. Because dinosaurs were my shit.

Posted by: Pooter at July 18, 2011 3:34 PM

Mine was Batman, 1989. I was eight.

Posted by: Sean at July 18, 2011 3:35 PM

Louise--You probably were crying because you were going to have to say goodbye to Captain von Trapp/Christopher Plummer. Sigh....ok, maybe that's just me. ;)

Posted by: kyrailbird at July 18, 2011 3:36 PM

Star Wars. I was 3, it had been out for a week or so. Saw it at the Coronet in San Francisco.

Posted by: Erich at July 18, 2011 3:37 PM

The Land Before Time!

And I cried my fool eyes out.

Posted by: TheEmpress at July 18, 2011 3:38 PM

I think it was the Ten Commandments. It was in the Philippines where (back then) it was common to walk in in the middle of the movie. God was blasting fireball-powered typeface right at Charleton Heston when we walked in.

Posted by: sars at July 18, 2011 3:39 PM

I think it was Mary Poppins in 1964. We were living in England and my dad sold a car to the father of the little girl in Mary Poppins. They came to my house and gave me an LP of the soundtrack. I still have it.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 18, 2011 3:45 PM

Mine was, I shit you not, The Exorcist, and I was 4. Sure, sure my parents took me to the drive-in because they assumed I'd curl up in the back with the family dog and go to sleep. No. fucking. way. That movie still haunts me. I can't even put it in my Netflix streaming queue because of its bad ju-ju.I think after that, it was "Let's Scare Jessica to Death." Another classic.

Posted by: LaFemmeMonkita at July 18, 2011 3:46 PM

The first movie I remember seeing in the theaters is Star Wars with my family, though I am sure I saw something before that came out. I still can remember walking up the aisle of the theater when it was over, and my brother, father, and I were just TOTALLY psyched and raving about it.

My mother said, "eh [they didn't have 'meh' in those days], it was just cowboys and indians in space."

And we said, "yes, but it was cowboys and indians IN SPACE!!"

I just could NOT understand how she was not as thrilled as we were.

Posted by: mswas at July 18, 2011 3:46 PM

Fantasia. Though we didn't make it all the way through after the hippos in tutus terrified my infant brother.

Posted by: Kelly Anne at July 18, 2011 3:46 PM

The Little Mermaid.

I was utterly terrified when Ursula turned back into the sea witch and screamed like the tiny tot I was when Eric gutted her with a boat. I think that was one of the more traumatic deaths Disney ever offered.

Add that to seeing Home Alone in theaters and the utter horror of those red eyes staring out at him from the radiator in the basement and it's a miracle I ever braved a movie theater again.

Posted by: veesee at July 18, 2011 3:46 PM

The Little Mermaid, at least that is one of the first movies I have a clear memory seeing in a theater. Also in the same year, Ghostbusters 2, which terrified me to no end. To this day I have no idea why I was allowed to see that and am still sort of more scared of Vigo the Carpathian than I probably should be.

Posted by: Jackie at July 18, 2011 3:47 PM

don knotts and tim conway, "the apple dumpling gang."

i would have been about 9 - there may or may not have been an earlier theater trip (although mom & dad didn't do movie theaters, at ALL), but that's the first one i remember.

Posted by: matty blue at July 18, 2011 3:49 PM

The Great Mouse Detective in 1986. Re-watched it in 2006, hated it. Way to ruin childhood memories. Wont watch any other childhood movies anymore ever since.

Posted by: Jakob Montrasio at July 18, 2011 3:50 PM

First movie I took my youngest to was Curious George. When it was starting, she said, "Why are the lights going out?"

Posted by: mswas at July 18, 2011 3:50 PM

The Muppet Movie (1979)

Posted by: vaskark at July 18, 2011 3:51 PM

So I know it wasn't the first one, but my first memory in a movie theater is from Aladdin. Aladdin and Jasmine are sitting on some Chinese rooftops, having just sung "A Whole New World." Being bored by all the girly stuff on screen, I had drifted off into my Runts. Jasmine suddenly snaps at him, and I swallow the candy I just put into my mouth whole.

There are probably a few Disney offerings I saw before that as well.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 18, 2011 3:52 PM

My first movie was Disney's now-infamous Song of the South, when I was about three. I remember the "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" scene, but that's about it. My son's was A Bug's Life at about the same age.

Posted by: appwitch at July 18, 2011 3:52 PM

I honestly don't know. The earliest movie memory I have is some Care Bears monstrosity.

Posted by: Julie at July 18, 2011 3:52 PM

Beauty and the Beast.

One of my favorites to this day. That was also the first Academy Awards I watched when it was nominated and was so angry when it lost...granted it lost to Silence of Lambs, but still, for a five year old, it was a tragedy.

Posted by: Jonesy at July 18, 2011 3:54 PM

I remember a Star Wars movie. I can still see the marquee when I close my eyes. It had to have been Return of the Jedi since I was either non-existent or far too young when the other two were released. I remember having an Ewok lunch box...

I clearly remember seeing Beetlejuice at the drive-in and then having something cold touch my foot. I freaked out. THE END.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at July 18, 2011 3:58 PM

Mary Poppins.

Stop laughing; I am that old. ;-)

Posted by: nat at July 18, 2011 3:59 PM

I feel ya LaFemme-my dad took me to the drive in for a double feature of Jaws and some movie with a killer octopus..when I was 6. Oddly enough I remember the B-movie more-there was a scene with a baby in a stroller, a cut to flailing tentacles, a woman screaming and a cut back to the empty soaked stroller on the dock. I didn't swim for a looooong time.

I can't for the life of me remember my daughter's first movie, but it would have been around 98 or 99.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at July 18, 2011 4:01 PM

I can only say the first film I remember seeing was "Bugsy Malone" in 1976. I guess that explains why I have a soft spot for musicals. I even bought the soundtrack, and it still holds up. Then other memories are Star Wars, Grease, and...Julia? My Mom took me because she wanted to see it. All I remember is that women were rowing a boat. But I was voted "Most Well-Behaved Child at a Grown-Up Film"

Posted by: Angela Sloan at July 18, 2011 4:05 PM

The Little Mermaid when I was about seven. Damn, I loved that movie! I even got the soundtrack on cassette and listened to it over and over.

Posted by: scary biscuits at July 18, 2011 4:05 PM

Mine was The Sound of Music. I was so disappointed as I teenager when I read Maria Von Trapp's biography and found out how much of the film was bullshit. We teased my older daughter endless ly about her first movie, Aladdin. She very loudly screamed, disgustedly, "ewwwwwwwwwww!" when he kissed Jasmine at the end. Some things you can't prepare children for.

Posted by: slower lower at July 18, 2011 4:07 PM

I like to think my parents were awesome enough to take me to Princess Bride. I was remarkably well-behaved at 3.

The one I actually have a clear memory of sitting in the theater and watching was Back to the Future Part II. My parents let me sit in the front row, and it killed my frail little neck.

Posted by: ShagEaredVillain at July 18, 2011 4:07 PM

I know my first was The Little Mermaid (still a favorite) but the first I remember is The Lion King. I was about 5 and I remember sitting on my brother's lap (he was 15) and balling my fool eyes out when Mufasa died. Traumatic! It was also my first Broadway musical a few years later. (on Broadway, my theatre geek parents had been taking me to regional theatre stuff since I could sit up on my own). Still a very important movie to me.

Posted by: E-Money at July 18, 2011 4:14 PM

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang at a drive in with my parents. I think I was probably 4 yrs old. Drive-ins count, don't they?

Posted by: jfd at July 18, 2011 4:16 PM

Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade. I was 13. I grew up in a religion that thought movie theaters were hotbeds of sinful activity. My non-religious uncle took my brother & I to see the movie without telling my parents. The best thing he's ever done. I loved it.

I took my four year-old niece to see WALL-E, as her first theater experience. She was awed & attentive, but grew tired towards the end, so we left with about fifteen minutes remaining.

As to children now seeing movies at younger & younger ages? Most def "yes," according to the vast number of infants I see attending inappropriate movies with their dumb-ass parents.

Posted by: kuzum at July 18, 2011 4:16 PM

It was a double feature of The Last Unicorn and Heidi's Song. Both of which freaked my shit out for years. (The red bull! The spirits of the mountain! AAAAAAUGH!)

Posted by: Nora at July 18, 2011 4:24 PM

My brother would sneak me into the drive-in (i would hide behind the bench seat) with his GF. You see my parents left him to babysit me and he was too cheap to pay my way in even though mom and dad gave him the cash. So as a young child I saw monster movies and slasher movies and all kinds of stuff I shouldn't have. The first one I remember for sure is "Bloody Mama" a movie about Ma Barker. Seeing all that sex, blood and violence at 7 didn't hurt me a bit.

Now if you'll excuse me I have this hooker to finish cutting up before the wife gets home.

Posted by: logan at July 18, 2011 4:29 PM

E.T. I was 4. It was scary.

Posted by: naivehelga at July 18, 2011 4:30 PM

Star Wars. {wistful sigh}

Posted by: MM at July 18, 2011 4:35 PM

Mine was also Beauty and the Beast and I had just turned six. All I remember was hiding my eyes when Belle gets attacked by the wolves.

My aunt took me and my siblings to see it, and I really don't remember going to many more movies until I was older. I do think my cousin took me to see The Lion King (one of my all time favorites) though. I have three siblings, so I think my parents weren't into spending money for the six of us to go to the movies unfortunately.

Posted by: RubyViolet at July 18, 2011 4:35 PM

Platoon. My parents took me when I was just about 1 year old. I blame that for my current mental state, although they claim I slept through most of it.

Posted by: the_wakeful at July 18, 2011 4:37 PM

Jurassic Park! I was 5. I remember loving it back then, and am really excited for the Blu-Ray treatment coming out this fall.

Posted by: Popa at July 18, 2011 4:37 PM

I saw "The Land Before Time" when I was about 4 or so. We lived in Long Island, and my Aunt took me and my brother out for a day in Manhattan - the first trip to New York City that I really remember. My parents were out of town and my grandmother was supposed to be watching us, but my Aunt convinced her to let us go. The movie was playing in a big old fashioned theater with a red velvet curtain covering the screen. I kept thinking that when the curtain drew back, I would see a puppet show. When the curtains finally opened, I was confused because all I saw was a big flat screen. I don't remember what I thought of the movie, but I remember loving the whole experience.

Posted by: Cree83 at July 18, 2011 4:40 PM

As far as younger children going to the movies, I have to comment on this: My husband and I went to see The Hangover II at midnight and there was a couple in the theater who had a toddler with them. I kid you not. It was truly baffling. And sad.

Posted by: RubyViolet at July 18, 2011 4:41 PM

I'm not sure what I first saw, but I remember being taken to see Ninja Turtles, getting scared of the poster (I was four), and seeing Driving Miss Daisy instead.

Posted by: Lucas at July 18, 2011 4:49 PM

The My Little Pony movie. I was 3.

Posted by: Jenilane at July 18, 2011 4:51 PM

I think I may have the BEST first 3 movies ever. I say this because the first movies I can remember seeing were at a drive-in, double feature.

Drive-in Double Feature: Platoon and RoboCop
Theater: Spaceballs.

Suck. On. That.

Posted by: PissBoy at July 18, 2011 4:53 PM

I can very clearly recall seeing Annie, Star Wars and Superman on the big screen when I was about 7 or 8 years old. I looked up when they came out and Annie was released when I was four. I guess movies took a looong time to get to New Zealand back then.

Posted by: wildflower at July 18, 2011 4:56 PM

I was 6 or 7. This is because my parents learned early that if I said I could handle it, that I could. I fucking loved the double feature and made robot stompy noises with my feet for the next 3 days every time I took a step.

Posted by: PissBoy at July 18, 2011 4:59 PM

the_wakeful for the win!!

Posted by: PissBoy at July 18, 2011 5:02 PM

Hrm, I'm not sure if it was actually my first movie but the first movie I REMEMBER seeing was War Games. I would have been around 7 and it was at the drive in out in Montauk. I know I have seen movies before that one, I have some vague memories of seeing some cartoon movie with my dad when I was really little but I don't remember what.

Posted by: JenVegas at July 18, 2011 5:04 PM

Star Wars, I think. Although I do have a hazy memory of a drive in double feature: Jaws and The Return of the Pink Panther. I'm sure my parents expected me to be asleep in the way-way back of the wagon, but we took a detour to the ER after dinner so I could get some stitches. I fell on a cigarette vending machine and gashed my face. Not even a bloodied 5 year old could stop my parents from a night out.

Posted by: Kristen at July 18, 2011 5:06 PM

Pissboy and I clearly have similarly fuck-up parents.

Posted by: the_wakeful at July 18, 2011 5:07 PM

@dorquemada I saw 2001 when it came out in the theatre too. In Cinerama, no less. I was 10. I loved the space part, didn't really get the trippy part.

I was lucky to have a big sister 12 years older who took me to all those movies, like the Beatles, 007 movies, etc.

Posted by: maxwell edison at July 18, 2011 5:08 PM

RV - I remember going to see The Blair Witch Project and sharing a row with two very small, terrified children whose mother kept threatening to spank them if they didn't "stop sniveling". Yep.

My first movie was The Gnome-Mobile in one of Disney's frequent re-releases. I think I was four.

After my mom's aneurysm in 1984, my parents stopped going to the movies. Dad just wasn't comfortable taking her to the theater because she's difficult to keep quiet. As he never had any free time when he wasn't at work, he didn't go by himself either. Right after he retired, The Greatest Game Ever Played came out and I dragged him to a morning showing of it while Mom's home health worker was with her. His first foot in a movie theater since 1984. Dad loves watching golf and reading golf history, so I thought he'd love it. The only comment he made when we got out of the theater was, "Gosh, when did movies get to be so LOUD?"

Posted by: Young_Grandma_Ben at July 18, 2011 5:17 PM

I don't remember the sensation if experiencing the cinema for the first time, but I know my first film was Bambi, and I was completely traumatised. Seriously, what us it with Disney and the random acts of violence?

Pretty sure I was 6. Soon after I think we saw aristocrats, which I loved. :)

Posted by: Cadence at July 18, 2011 5:17 PM

What? You trying to figure out how old we are? Well, here you go...

Mine was Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

Posted by: wsapnin at July 18, 2011 5:22 PM

The Ten Commandments. I was 6 or 7. And yes, it was the original release in 1956. My folks drove all the way in to St. Louis to a huge theater that had the Mighty Wurlitzer (pipe organ) rise up from the stage for the intermission music.

The scene with the smoky angel of death drifting down the street still gives me chills.

-Ralphie

Posted by: ralphie at July 18, 2011 5:24 PM

Pretty sure I was 6. Soon after I think we saw aristocrats, which I loved. :)

Wow, *that's* impressive!

I bet you were a hit with the rest of the kids in Kindergarden the next day!

So, this family walks into an agent's office and says, "Have *we* got an act for you ..."

Posted by: Soylent Green is Sheeple at July 18, 2011 5:27 PM

I was three, and the movie was "The My Little Pony Movie", with my FATHER. I'm sure it nearly killed him. #1 Daddy Lifetime Award right there.

Years later, I re-watched it, and realized it was voiced by Danny DeVito, Rhea Pearlman, Cloris Leachman, Tony Randall, and a who's-who of other actors, who must have gotten very drunk together after recording sessions. If you are not a three-year-old girl, it will make you one.

Posted by: RhymesWithSilver at July 18, 2011 5:29 PM

My mom took me along to see Star Wars when I was three years old. I couldn't be more proud about that being my first cinematic experience.

Posted by: Tracy at July 18, 2011 5:30 PM

The Little Mermaid! Today, I still think it's as darn near the perfect Disney movie as was ever created. I was five, and I still remember walking into the theater with my dad.

Posted by: kellsbells at July 18, 2011 5:35 PM

Oh and Animalympics was the first film I ever saw in a theatre.

According to IMDB, it was only shown on HBO, but that's just bullshit, because I remember as plain as if it were yesterday seeing the ad for it in the Malacca Straits Times, realizing that it was only playing 1 more day and throwing an epic tantrum until my mother relented and had our amah take me to the theatre to catch one of the last shows. It might have been a bootlegged print (lord knows everything we ever rented on video was bootlegged backed then) but it did play in K.L.

Posted by: Soylent Green is Sheeple at July 18, 2011 5:36 PM

Mine was The Great Mouse Detective. Loved every second of it, as mice were (and still are to a degree) my favorite animals.

I just want to thank you for taking your son to Winnie the Pooh at what I assume was a reasonable time, instead of like the parents of the three year old sitting behind me for Harry Potter at 8pm last night. He babbled, screamed, squirmed, and kicked my seat for nearly the whole movie (except those blessed moments when they miraculously took him out). argh.

Still not as bad as the jerks who brought their newborn infant (so tiny!) to the midnight opening of Die Hard 4. wtf

Posted by: zyzzyva at July 18, 2011 5:41 PM

The Love Bug, as a school field trip. (WTF, I know.) Second was, for reasons just as inexplicable, The Exorcist, somehow shepherded there by my parents, the evangelicals. I was 8. I shit you not.

Right now, I'm not sure which is the more horrifying movie.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at July 18, 2011 5:42 PM

The Muppet Movie (1979) was the first one that I have memories of, i was 3½, followed not too long after by Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

supposedly i was the kind of child that slept easily through almost anything and my parents would bring me along on their date nights up until i was about 1, 1½. i would just pass out in my dad's lap.

Posted by: causaubon at July 18, 2011 5:55 PM

I honestly cannot remember. My mom was a big movie buff so we went often. But I do have a good first movie story. We took my three year old daughter to see a Disney re-release of Snow White in 1994. At the climax of the movie, when the dwarfs are chasing the wicked Queen up the mountain, we looked at our daughter and she had taken off running up the theater aisle in sheer terror. By the time we corralled her in the lobby, the movie had ended. We didn't take her to movies for a few years after that.

Of course, she is now studying film in college.

Posted by: James S at July 18, 2011 6:04 PM

I only have vague memories of this one, but I couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 when my dad took us to watch...some movie I can't remember the name of. It was about a kitten and a puppy who get lost together. The scene I remember is that they're both in a box by a river or a lake or something.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Figgy, that was Milo and Otis, the best movie ever!! I had the video and me and my kids would watch it over and over. Otis was a pug and Milo was a tiger cat. Milo wandered from the farm and fell into the box in the river and floated away and Otis spent the movie trying to find him.

Otis was furious "of course I have a tail"

"Bound an leap, bound and leap, bound and, of course, leap"

"Here comes the dogm, strong and brave, here comes the dog...AGGHHH ( falls in hole)

Posted by: kirbyjay at July 18, 2011 6:07 PM

Jurassic Park. That bit where you see the, is it a brontosaurus, for the first time, and the theme comes swelling in.....
I think that's why I love movies.

Posted by: Derfelcadarn at July 18, 2011 6:08 PM

I think my first was Pollyanna, or a Three Stooges movie. We used to visit friends for the weekend and the parents would drop about 8 of us at the downtown movie theater every Saturday and go back to the house and drink. That's when it wasn't child neglect.
My favorite movie memory is 101 Dalmatians. My mother took me on my 8th birthday and it was huge because we didn't usually get much of a birthday celebration.
But I probaly saw every movie ever made. I lived a 1/2 mile from a Drive-In with a park right beside it so it was my hangout for my teenage years.
Yes, I'm that old too.

Posted by: kirbyjay at July 18, 2011 6:13 PM

walt disney's the rescuers , i believe it was, when i was like 6 or 7.

Posted by: gp at July 18, 2011 6:17 PM

Mine was ET as well, I guess I would have been 5. Summer of '82 right? I think it may have been that same summer or the next one that I saw The Fox & The Hound at the drive in. I don't remember that one as well as the ET experience, so ET is the one I claim.

Posted by: CL at July 18, 2011 6:29 PM

My mom is fairly sure it was A Christmas Story but I'm too young to remember and they aren't 100% sure I was with them (my parents are very good people, just not the best at remembering details like that).

The first movie I remember seeing is An American Tail. The waves tariffed me and I loved it. It's one of my most vivid childhood memories.

Posted by: mciah at July 18, 2011 6:30 PM

The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking, when I was seven or eight. Think it was required viewing for all Midwesterners of Scandinavian heritage, but I loved it.

Posted by: shyestviolet at July 18, 2011 6:39 PM

I have a memory of a movie that I saw as a kid with a scene towards the end where the cast was on a mountain top and there was a giant diamond involved. No clue what it was but it would have been 84-85.
The first movie I remember seeing is Howard the Duck. My mom and aunt watched something else while me, my older brother, and cousins watched HTD and mainly I remember the principal from Ferris Bueller turning into a monster and giving me nightmares for weeks.

Posted by: Tidmore at July 18, 2011 6:44 PM

That I can remember? Die Hard. When it came out. I was like...6.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 18, 2011 6:46 PM

I was 4 and it was Bedknobs and Broomsticks. I remember little about the movie, but my recollection is that we walked from my grandma's house to a giant old movie theatre. It's being in the theatre that I remember most.

We took Little Julien to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs on his 4th birthday. I had to ask Mr. Julien if it had been good because so engrossed in watching him watch the movie. He's been to maybe 5 movies now. I lost it watching the lantern scene in Tangled with him on my lap. To be fair, it does make me cry every time.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 18, 2011 6:53 PM

My first movie was Who Framed Roger Rabbit .I was only 4 and don't remember actually watching the movie. The first movie i remember watching was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Posted by: Sad Rockstar at July 18, 2011 6:59 PM

Soylent Green, I saw what you did there and I laughed heartily.

E.T. was my first theatre experience as well. I was five and terrified by it.

Posted by: meaux at July 18, 2011 7:04 PM

Star Wars with the Ewoks in it. We also ate at Burger King which was a huge deal because it is my first memory of a kids meal and a indoor playland. My folks lived in rural Wyoming at the time so I think fast food was as unique an experience as the movie. Big night all around.

Posted by: Jennifer at July 18, 2011 7:39 PM

Mine
The Apple Dumpling Gang -taken with group of kids by mother
My Wife
Jaws -taken by babbysitter
Both the summer of '75

Posted by: PNB3 at July 18, 2011 7:43 PM

I assume it was ET as that's the first one I clearly remember watching in the theatre. I was, I don't know, five or six? It was a good experience although I remember crying bitterly and loudly along with 90% of the theatre, when ET "died".

Posted by: Kelly at July 18, 2011 8:07 PM

My first movie was Star Wars - I win!!!

Posted by: Nanook37 at July 18, 2011 8:25 PM

Free Willy.

Don't you dare fucking judge me.

Posted by: Shadowen at July 18, 2011 8:48 PM

So, what's with the Iron Giant pic?

Posted by: John G. at July 18, 2011 9:12 PM

The first movie I saw at the theater was Monty Python's Life of Brian. My first memory of a movie is Graham Chapman naked. No that didn't scar me for life. I was 6

Posted by: Rachel at July 18, 2011 9:29 PM

Ah! My first was Edward Scissorhands. At a mere 2 years old. I was obsessed with it, actually. Strange for a 2-3 year old girl. My mom encouraged it.

Posted by: ssarah at July 18, 2011 9:42 PM

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

I was in first grade, so six years old. I remember a Who Framed Roger Rabbit cartoon beforehand. And being slightly terrified of the giant ant, but trying to be too cool to admit it. I was also glad that the two oldest kids got together.

Posted by: Jess at July 18, 2011 9:55 PM

Well apparently my parents took me to see Jaws!
Did I mention I was born in February of 1974 and it came out in June 1975? Perfect film for a 16 month old!

Posted by: peachfish at July 18, 2011 10:03 PM

I saw Psycho, by myself, in a local theatre when it came out. That means I was 7, but I had zero trouble getting in. By the way, my parents had 8 kids to keep track of, but they did freak a bit and sent my brothers looking for me when they realised I was missing. They weren't too happy with me, but I loved the movie and paid for it myself out of my allowance, which I'd been saving. I was a strange child.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 18, 2011 10:36 PM

My mom says my first movie was Midnight Run. The first one I actually remember was The Last Unicorn (age 5 or so). I saw it with a little boy from my neighborhood, and he held my hand during the scary parts! My oldest's first was Happy Feet, the middle one's was Bolt, and the youngest won't sit still yet.

Posted by: Mrs. P at July 18, 2011 10:43 PM

I'm not completley sure, but I know I saw both The Little Mermaid and The Land Before Time in the theater. Also, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and an American Tale (with the mice? I'm remembering that right, right?)

My daughter's first movie was Madagascar, and my son's was... hmmm... I don't know. I know he slept through a few as an infant when we'd go to kids' movies for his sister, but the first one he might remember? He's almost 4 now, so maybe Toy Story 3 will be the one he remembers as first.

Posted by: Sara H at July 18, 2011 11:28 PM

(and NO I was not the person who sat there with a crying baby through a movie. As long as you kept him good in snacks/milk, he was good.)

Posted by: Sara H at July 18, 2011 11:30 PM

The first movie I remember seeing in the theater was The Lion King. I had to be escorted out of the theater the first time because I couldn't control my hysterics over Mufasa dying. I eventually settled, during watches 2 and 3 (it was the early 90s; the economy was good to go to a movie more than once), to have silent tears trek down my cheeks when he died.

Posted by: duckandcover at July 19, 2011 12:14 AM

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom.

I was 6, and my parents took me to watch it at a mall. In hindsight, the PG rating couldn't have been more appropriate because I was crying at the top my lungs during the "rip the heart out of a man's chest" scene, and didn't stop crying until the end of the movie.

To this day, Indiana Jones is on my top 5 trilogies. What? There was a fourth?

Posted by: James at July 19, 2011 1:16 AM

The first thing I remember in a theater was Princess Fucking Leia. As I walked in she was in the gold slave bikini, chained to Jabba The Hutt, and I fell in love. I was scared for her, and I wanted to save her, and I think that defines all of the relationships I've ever had in my life oh my god I'm a mess.

Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at July 19, 2011 3:35 AM

James and the Giant Peach. Remember those big stormclouds which changed into killer rhinos? Scary shit.

Posted by: Rev. H. Powell at July 19, 2011 4:05 AM

The Jungle Book, the animated Disney one, during a theatrical rerelease some time in 1993. I would have been about three and a half and I don't think I had grasped the concept of cinema etiquette because all I remember is being terrified of that damn tiger.

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2011 4:12 AM

Just to confirm Disney´s firm grip on our collective childhood memories, mine was The Jungle Book, even though it was originally released 14 years before I was born. Still probably my favourite Disney movie, and doubtless the one with the best music.

Posted by: qualtinger at July 19, 2011 4:25 AM

Kickboxer with Jean-Claude Van Damme. I was 6 at the time and went as part of an outing scheduled by the Karate dojo I attended. Pretty sure I was the youngest kid there. Am I proud that it was my first? Well, having seen it since, it could certainly have been a better movie, but I loved it at the time so no complaints.

Posted by: Charles Kleynhans at July 19, 2011 5:26 AM

I'm not sure, but, I think it's the Iron Giant. Ath least, it should have been.

Posted by: Austin Bell at July 19, 2011 6:37 AM

so late to this! i'm busy packing for my move and have been neglecting you, pajiba. sorry.

this is a hard one. the first was way back in the early 70s when i was 10 or 11 years old and the movie theater let anyone in, regardless of age or rating. i'm pretty sure that it was five fingers of death. kung fu movies were all the rage for me and my brothers at that time. we'd come out of the theater ready to kick ass, go home and play with our noonchucks.

those were the days. sigh.

Posted by: splinter at July 19, 2011 7:41 AM

Hey Figgy, not to be the ruiner of childhoods, but the production company killed multiple pugs and orange cats filming Milo & Otis. It is for that reason that I can never watch that movie again. Especially the river sequence.

Posted by: PissBoy at July 19, 2011 8:08 AM

Dumbo, at a drive in when I was under the age of 3, and I still remember bits of it on the screen. I used to know what I saw second, but it eludes me at the moment.

Posted by: Viking at July 19, 2011 8:09 AM

"I have a memory of a movie that I saw as a kid with a scene towards the end where the cast was on a mountain top and there was a giant diamond involved. No clue what it was but it would have been 84-85."
Hey Tidmore, was it the Dark Crystal?

I just had to email my mom to verify but I think mine was ET as well. I was 4 and even though it made me cry when ET was sick, I love that movie with all my heart. I still get choked up when I hear the theme song and see the kids flying on their bikes past the moon. Pissboy and I watched it not too long ago when it was on TV and we both got emotional. Don't tell him I told you.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at July 19, 2011 8:20 AM

Mom says I'm a liar, and it was actually Cinderella, not ET.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at July 19, 2011 8:36 AM

The first movie I remember seeing was Home Alone. My grandmother and mom took me to see it, and I can remember laughing like crazy. After that it's sort of blurry, though Batman Returns stands out as my first PG-13 film.

Posted by: rorny at July 19, 2011 1:24 PM

that I remember...ET

Posted by: anikitty at July 19, 2011 1:56 PM

E.T.....Cinderella...doesn't matter. i still cry during both.

Posted by: PissBoy at July 19, 2011 2:39 PM

Either Star Wars (not sure if I saw it in the first release or not) or Grease. I ran out of Raiders of the Lost Ark (fear of tarantulas) and into Dragonslayer (remember when Peter MacNichol had hair?) while my parents watched Rich and Famous next door.

Posted by: meilufay at July 19, 2011 3:50 PM

Empire Strikes Back. But this is funny because I'm walking out the door to take my 3 yr old to see Winnie The Pooh. I'd never take her to see a movie like Empire.

Posted by: dna at July 19, 2011 4:25 PM

The Little Mermaid.

It's always been my favorite.

My parents got it for me for xmas a couple years ago, when it came out of the vault on dvd. As we sat down to watch it together and that swell of the gorgeous Alan Silvestri score came on...we all got misty-eyed.

Posted by: Lexie at July 19, 2011 4:57 PM

Black hole. Then E.T. and The Return of the Jedi.

Posted by: jormis at July 19, 2011 7:40 PM

Whorish Mouth - Romancing the Stone would also fit Tidmore's bill.

Posted by: causaubon at July 20, 2011 2:55 AM

Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame, and it was a horrible experience because a)the theater decided to show a trailer for Escape from L.A before the film, b)after leaving the theater out of fear with my mother, the first thing I see upon entering is Glenn Close as Cruella DeVille screaming for 101 Dalmatians, and c)because that film is incredibly dark and full of things that are anything but G rated, especially for a 2 1/2 year old. It was so bad, I didn't want to go to the movies for years after that, the noise was too loud, and I just didn't enjoy the experience. Of course, being someone who goes to the movies typically twice a week, it's beguiling how scared I was of theaters. Or that compared to the crazy shit I watch, Hunchback is plain vanilla at this point.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at July 20, 2011 9:54 AM

I remember being in the backseat watching James Bond movies at the drive-in, but "Mary Poppins" is probably my first theater experience - I, too, am that old...

Posted by: KT, Jr. at July 20, 2011 3:01 PM

It's funny that this comment diversion is going on because I was just researching this about myself. This is a huge coincidence or Rowles has a spy/scout assigned to me.

Anyway, it was a re-release of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in the summer of 1983. Not a bad introduction to the movie theater, which I still love going to to this day.

Posted by: Mentalcase at July 20, 2011 7:32 PM