Pajiba

Jerry West is known as "The Logo" because his silhouette is the official NBA trademark. But he was not the original NBA logo. Originally, that silhouette was Ossie Schectman, one of the original New York Knicks when the team first took the court in 1946 and the man who scored the NBA's first field goal. The logo was later changed to West after the NBA tried to scrub itself of most of the early contributions of Jewish players. When debating changing the logo, Celtics patriarch Red Auerbach was reported to have said, "I'd sooner have a coon on the logo than a kike." The logo was changed, Schectman is nearly forgotten and Auerbach won 10 championships.

Pff, well my hat is off to you Tracer sir. But I'm afraid I'm too silly drunk to come up with a better one. Let me lurk a while and find out...

I heard that before the end of WW2 A top secret program was enacted to save Hitler's brain. The brain lay sealed in a beer cooler in a small town in the midwest, untill the 1980's. Where a group of neo-nazi's with the help of zombie Himmler Spirited the brain to Japan. Whereupon it was placed in the body of a 16 year old japanese school girl.

Upon hearing of these events top members of the Republican party went to pay their respects to the recently resurrected Hitler. The resulting Hate groupfuck was so powerful, it put the entire GOP in the closet, and lowered their average IQ by 100 points.

Dustin Rowles is a very famous internet personality.

My parents were missionaries and when I was just a wee baby we moved to India. However, one fateful evening our camp was attacked by ninja pirates. During the ensuing battle, my parents were killed, and I was left behind in the jungle. Luckily, a pack of friendly wolves came upon me and decided to raise me as one of their own. I spent the next ?? years in the jungle, learning the ways of the wolf. I was also guided by a panther and a bear. The panther taught me how to hunt and be stealth like. The bear was kind of lazy and didn't teach me much. But he did have a knack for telling great knock knock jokes. I do love a good knock knock joke. But I digress, the point is that I trained hard in several forms of martial arts with one purpose and one purpose only. To go after the ninja pirate who killed my parents. I have now set up my HQ somewhere in Europe, as I hunt this infamous ninja pirate down. I frequently lurk on pajipa because my intel has indicated that she or he likes to post here. So, I wait for him/her to reveal themselves. Once they do, the game will finally begin. Vengeance will be mine.

There you have it. There is a killer ninja pirate among us.

Oooh, ceejeemcbeegee drops a Love Jones reference. Squee!

What happened to Joshua Jackson?? What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO YOU MONSTERS??!!

TracerBullet I'm afraid my bitin' style is the best I can do... I'm not as talented as the rest of yall.

That's urgent like a motherfucker.

Okay so urban legend: I heard all muppets are secretly made of fruit and death. Fruit for colour, death for evil. (What? Like you never thought Kermit deserved a better girlfriend? Piggy is fat and whiny. There I've said it!)

Channing Tatum is rumoured to be the secret son of Stockard Channing, conceived out of wedlock immediately after the filming of Grease, during a heavy post-production looping session, slightly mirroring the character arc of Channing's Betty Rizzo. The father is thought to be Sid Ceasar (a.k.a Coach Calhoun), emotionally needy and reeling in shame since 1977, after blanking out during a stage performance of Neil Simon's The Last of the Red Hot Lovers and his desperate attempts to go 'cold turkey' in order to kick his addiction to alcohol and barbiturates. This heady mix of need and red-hot sexuality proved to be too enticing for Channing, who finally succumbed in what was considered to be jealousy after discovering Ceasar's involvement with another Channing, Carol, in a lengthy broadway role (also featuring a young Tommy Lee Jones entitled Four In A Garden, 1971).

Realizing that theirs was a love that could never last, Channing placed the young infant with a wealthy but childless family in Alabama, who chose to honor the mother by granting the child 'Channing' as a slightly unusual first name. They subsequently conceived another seven children of their own. The young man grew up to be an athletic yet somewhat problematic kid. The ninth-grade boy then was sent by his parents to a military boarding school where he became actively involved in football and even earned an athletic scholarship to flourish his sports skill in West Virginia's Glenville State College. It is unknown if he is aware of his lineage, or if this may be the cause of his 'problematic' youth.

The Philadelphia Phillies credit Phillies chairman Bill Giles for the birth of their mascot, the Phillies Phanatic, in 1978. The sordid history of those who donned the Phanatic costume, however, has only recently come to light. Of the 17 people to have worn the Phanatic costume, 3 were arrested for public intoxication during ballgames, 1 had his son removed from his custody for naming him Adolph Hitler, and 4 have been dismissed for taking out contracts to take out rival Pittsburg Pirates' players' kneecaps. An additional 3 are rumored to have been the masterminds of Speidi's current rise to Whore-mongering fame, and, most recently, 1 was found guilty of public indecency for flashing his Phanatic man bits at unsuspecting young Phillies fans. Approach the Phanatic at your own risk...

i believe this is further evidence of the sad state of those donning the Phanatic garb - they are not even aware of who their true rivals are...

The true meaning of the word Pajiba is a tale most sinister. It began with 4 friends- Dustin Rowles, Jeremy C. Fox, Ranylt Richildis and their Latino chum Pajiba Vendejo. They would summer in the woods of New England, trading pop cultural tidbits and vocabulary words. They shared countless unforgettable summers.
But that all ended in the summer of 1998.
A new show premiered called "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place". It seemed harmless, a fun breezy show coasting along on the charm of its leads.
And yet, such a humble show changed their lives forever.
Pajiba began to mock the show mercilessly, especially the charismatic character "Berg".
The others laughed and laughed as Pajiba insulted his looks and his hair.
As Pajiba moved on to his physique, a scrotum-tightening shriek pierced the air.
Before the others could stop him, Dustin had pinned Pajiba down and was choking him.
With strength enhanced by pure rage (and half a hard-on) Dustin took young Pajiba's life.
The three friends vowed to never speak of this travesty, and to honor his memory.
In time, Dustin devoted this site to his dearly departed friend, if not for his memory, than only to help him sleep at night.
The three friends would meet every year to renew their vow of silence and speak fondly of him.
However, Dustin became jaded and arrogant as the years went by. He forgot his friends and began to disappear into his work.
But Pajiba would have his revenge.
One by One, Pajiba is making them disappear.
Only time will tell when Rowles will be next.

Straight high school dating couples willing to give up public displays of affection (PDA's) to stop out gay couples from doing it.

The events depicted in the film Predator actually happened. However, it did not occur in Vietnam, but instead near the Chinese/North Korean border sometime in the early 1950's. Schwarzenegger's character is based on well-known Chinese Colonel Xi Wai.

Following the events depicted in the climax of the movie, North Korean Chairman Kim Tu-bong ordered a military unit across the border to investigate. The unit found the charred remains of a non-human skeleton and evidence, though partially destroyed, of advanced technology.

Over the past 50 years the North Korean government has been working to discover the origins of the being, and the nature of their technology. However, they have not - as many assume - studied it to create a weapon of mass destruction, but instead are trying to create protective countermeasures, should these creatures ever return to Earth. In cooperation with the Chinese government, the Koreans actually have a highly advanced space program years ahead of any other nations' capacity. Both nations have struggled to keep all of this a secret in order to prevent worldwide panic at the knowledge of murderous, highly advanced, space aliens.

The Vietnamese woman depicted in the film is actually a Korean woman named Chan Ho. In the late 1970's she fled North Korea. After a number of years of hiding and travel, she eventually made her way to the U.S. She wrote out the events of her tremendous history and, believing the American studio film industry to be the best, most prolific way to spread the word of the danger our planet was in, submitted her manuscript to Twentieth Century Fox in 1983. Only months later Korean spies discovered her betrayal, and no less than Kim Il-sung himself ordered her execution, staged to appear as an accidental drowning. The studio had already begun work on the film though, and the Koreans were unable to prevent the project from moving forward without giving away their own involvement. Unable to contact the author, Fox Studios invented the names of Jim and John Thomas. They assumed the wild story was fiction.

The CDC has sent out a high-level alert to all public health facilities to be on the lookout for cases of Black Fly Flu. The first incidents were seen in captured Sudanese pirates, but hospitals in Japan and Taiwan have reported that cases are now appearing amongst the crews of container ships and their contacts.

Early symptoms include sudden fever, thirst, and sensitivity to light, and escalate to metabolic collapse within 16-20 hours. Of the confirmed cases, mortality has been 72%.

Immune-compromised individuals and people who spend a great deal of time out-of-doors are urged to exercise caution and are warned against touching any flying insect. Do not swat at or kill mosquitoes, gnats, flies, or any winged insect as this is the suspected vector of transmission. If you should accidentally crush an insect or think you have had contact with its bodily fluids, IMMEDIATELY wash your hands with a 3% bleach solution and seek medical attention at the first sign of discomfort.

any possibility we can rid ourselves of the 12 year old and the very inappropriate comments?

i'm down for all types of offensiveness, but the trolling is gross. no one wants good memories of good people sullied with this bullshit.

fuck
off
and
go
to
bed,
little
dickspit.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 18, 2009 11:07 PM

Truly phenomenal, OJ. You've outdone yourself.

This one will give the Twilighters a coronary:
Robert Pattinson is REALLY gay.

...dammit!
*keels over from heart failure*

I used to be a peaceful ninja pirate living in India when an invading horde of devil-whites started waving around books and thumping on them right in front of our faces. They thumped so hard, right by my baby sister's ears, that her ear drums burst. She contracted a theoretically treatable ear infection, but we were unable to get her treatment, since the devil-whites had taken control of the medical facilities and refused treatment to anyone who wouldn't convert to their particular form of Satan worship.

The night little Booboo died, a small group of family members, myself included, overcome with grief, regrettably took revenge on the devil-whites. One couple had to die before we realized creating more death in the world would not bring Booboo back. After all, Satanists are people too. We retreated, leaving a beautifully hand-sewn N-P cape in apology.

The poor couple had a small child. I can only hope he is doing well, and that I am able to face him once more and offer my sincerest apologies.

Every day, millions of men in America think nothing of the infra-red device that automatically flushes the urinal as they use it.
It's not infra-red, it's a regular web cam.
Millions of unsuspecting penises are uploaded to a secret gay-men-who-masturbate-to-straight-guys-peeing website.

No one is going to write one for the infamous P-man? If anyone is an urban legend 'round these parts, surely it is he.

Cat's breath contains a pheromone that makes you unattractive to the opposite sex. Prolonged exposure leads to a mental disorder in which you mistake the desire for sex with the desire for more cats.

paris hilton can act and has a brain!
sarkozy is tiny.....
christian Bale eats a DP every day before to work!

ceejeemcbeegee, where the fuck are my Fruity Pebbles? Did you eat all my Fruity Pebbles?

Tyler Perry is actually a MAN!

The Ass Swiffer is actually a device to turn straight people gay. First you have them wiping their asses with a stick and pretty soon they'll be inserting it and deciding, "Hey, that feels better than I thought it would."

I ... I'm so proud to see so many of you finally get some use out of that creative writing degree ...

*weeps copious tears of joy*

Oh yeah ...

Hospitals across the nation are reporting a surge in the number of babies being born to evangelical Christians who are being given the name "Heaven" ("Nevaeh" spelled backwards).

"Twelve kids just on our block are named Neveah," said Mrs. Judy Thacktwat, of Biblethumper, Ala. "One day, after we'd just had a baby and were trying to pick between Hezekiah and Baal for a name, I was making a list for a birthday party -- we had all kinds of fun things planned for the kids, there was going to be an hour of preaching, some fasting and scourging, and a crucifixion, but just a pretend one -- And I was writing down all those Neveahs and I looked at them and I thought, I wonder what that spells backward, and wow! 'Heaven' just sounds so ... so heavenly, you know?

"I only wish I'd known this sooner, so I could have given it to my other 17 kids. So tomorrow we're all going down to the courthouse."

Wendel is based in fact. When I was around fifteen, there was a lump under my right arm, and my parents, being parents, did the natural thing and freaked the fuck out. We flew to Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale, Arizona and I had a partially developed eye, two teeth, several small chunks of cartilage, and a random sack of goo taken out. The doctor involved with the surgery called it a dermoid cyst (aka a cystic teratoma), but I'll always remember him as Wendel.

My sack of goo contained (and in no particular order), sweat gland(s), blood/fat, thyroid tissue and oily crud secreted from sebaceous glands. It was awesome.

Oh, I missed that there were teeth OUTSIDE the sack of goo. Pardon me. I did not mean to besmirch your sack. Sebaceous crud is lovely.

fuck. i got a rock.

M, you're challenging a NINJA-PIRATE to a duel? It's no wonder you have a pajiba, considering your infinite stupidity. I gave you too much credit. What, are you going to tell me the funniest knock-knock joke in the world, causing me to laugh myself to death?

I WELCOME YOUR CHALLENGE.

For the attention of the murderous ninja pirate (a.k.a SaBrina):

Pfft! Your words, they amuse me.

Bring it bitch!

By the end of it, you're gonna be begging my pajiba for mercy!

And don't knock the Knock Knock jokes! (yes, I went there).