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The Strangest Food You've Ever Eaten

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Comment Diversions | Comments (111)



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Julie and Julia opened over the weekend, and for those whose interests didn’t extend to seeing Sienna Miller in tight leather pants or watching Joseph Gordon-Levitt demolish his indie cred in under 118 minutes (seriously, was that some sort of crappy Joker voice?), you might have seen the alternate choice, notable mostly for Meryl Streep’s phenomenal performance.

Anyway, I thought it’d be appropriate tonight to do a food-related diversion in honor of Julie and Julia. We’ve already covered last meals and favorite television cooking personalities, so let’s veer toward the more bizarre:

What’s the strangest food you’ve ever eaten?

As for me, I ate quite a bit of squirrel growing up (Arkansas!), which I never thought that strange (Don’t worry: I spat out the buckshot!), but I think the strangest thing I ever ate was an Ostrich burger at some restaurant in Harvard Square. Not bad. Kind of like a regular burger, only much denser.

How about y’all? Strangest food?









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Tried sushi (tuna) a few times. I like to think I'm adventurous but I'm probably not.

Oh, wait ... One time I ordered oyster stew because I figured it would be just like clam chowder. So I'm stirring the bowl and I detect something at the bottom. I spoon up what looks like an enormous booger. To Mrs. , I say, "ACK! What the hell is that thing?" She says, "An oyster, I guess."

I didn't finish it.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 10, 2009 9:06 PM

Fried alligator. It was like really chewy, stringy chicken. Not terrible.

Posted by: AP at August 10, 2009 9:16 PM

Am curently in Korea... and last week I ate both deep fried chicken asshole and live squid (or octopus, I'm not sure). Will probably eat fried slug penis this week... Because, if it is part of the culture, why not try it? (just once)

The live squid was probably the coolest, as they cut off the tentacles when it is still alive (I didn't do it and it's kind of a delicacy... so sorry to offend) and they keep moving around in the plate for a long time... and yes you eat them while they are still moving! You dip them into sesame oil and have to chew a lot otherwise you can die (as the tentacles still suck like crazy to the inside of your mouth, and if you don't chew them enough they can stick to your throat).
Really really interesting taste as it's salty and chewey, which is not common. yummmmm.

By the way, there is a dog soup place close to my apartment and I don't have the heart to try that!

Posted by: Cherry at August 10, 2009 9:17 PM

I've eaten conch, which is the marine snail, not the pretty pink shell. It's pretty good but can get rubbery if overcooked.
I've also eaten frog legs, but I don't know if that's really strange.
My Pepaw used to like eating squirrel brains when he had company over. For the shock factor. He would have the squirrel skull on the table, use a spoon to crack it and then slurp out the brainy goodness. He's fun times.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits (aka Dangle McGee) at August 10, 2009 9:17 PM

i think that part of being southern is the odd food hazing process. where else do you have people who pour bacon grease into an old coffee tin and use it by the spoonful in anything and everything for years and years and years. i am pretty sure my grandmother fed us squirrel (but this remains unverified), so by choice, probably the oddest thing i've eaten is rattlesnake in chili or fried alligator. both were delicious and neither tasted like chicken (:

Posted by: aprileee at August 10, 2009 9:17 PM

Fried gator. Delish.

Posted by: Mick J at August 10, 2009 9:17 PM

Cherry, I'm trying to decide what I'm more horrified by, the deep fried chicken asshole or eating the squid while it squirms and thrashes in your mouth trying to escape/fight back. Gahhhhhh.

Posted by: Mick J at August 10, 2009 9:23 PM

AP: I LOVE fried gator. It's awesome.

Have had rattlesnake. Guess what...it didn't taste like chicken.

Posted by: Fredo at August 10, 2009 9:24 PM

I've had alligator sausage, chicken fried rabbit, rabbit stew, and some nifty rabbit concoction I once made while I had a pet bunny who lived in the kitchen...I fed him the veggie stubs to make up for cooking a distant relative.

I've also had a lot of buffalo, as roasts, steaks, and burgers, and ostrich steaks and ostrich egg omelets.

I was once coerced into trying a chocolate dipped grasshopper, and I've had chocolate dipped African honey ants.

I had possum once as a child, but don't actually remember.

I've also had squirrel, bear, venison, and dove.

I guess I've essentially eaten my very own zoo.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at August 10, 2009 9:29 PM

Mmmm, you reminded me that I've had buffalo, venison and chocolate dipped grasshoppers too, Tyburn. Delicious.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits (aka Dangle McGee) at August 10, 2009 9:33 PM

Cod tongues. There are about the size of a quarter. They taste like salt and feel like snot. They were not palatable. It isn't very exotic, I'm kinda picky about textures in my mouth so I don't often try new things (don't go there, it's way to easy and you're better than that.)

Posted by: Eyvi at August 10, 2009 9:35 PM

Kangaroo, Crocodile and Emu pizza in Australia!

The kangaroo tasted like deer, the crocodile tasted like fish and the emu tasted like socks.

OM NOM NOM...

Posted by: Ana at August 10, 2009 9:36 PM

The best backyard burger I've ever had was made of moose. Can't believe it's been 10 years.

Posted by: icecreammang at August 10, 2009 9:39 PM

The kangaroo tasted like deer, the crocodile tasted like fish and the emu tasted like socks.

OM NOM NOM...

Posted by: Ana at August 10, 2009 9:36 PM
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Which begs the question: Why not just eat deer, fish and socks and leave the roos, crocs and emu alone? Or maybe I've just braked for too damn many fucking whitetails standing in the road on my way home from work at night.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at August 10, 2009 9:41 PM

Calf Fries. They're not bad, actually.

Posted by: Spender at August 10, 2009 9:43 PM

Ew. I don't eat foods that can be classified as strange. I have both taste and texture issues, and a strong gag reflex.

I have in recent years begun eating sushi, but not much variety thereof. I stick with tuna and salmon.

Uh oh... gotta go. Gag reflex kicking in after reading some comments.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at August 10, 2009 9:43 PM

Crocodile
Kangaroo
Snake
Dugong
Turtle
Guinea Pig

Posted by: general rhubarb at August 10, 2009 9:44 PM

I've had gator an ostrich, but they were already mentioned. I also ate buffalo (tech- nically bison), and that hasn't been mentioned.

I don't remember the Cooking Personality diversion, so I will use this post to express my man love for Alton Brown, and my irrational hatred for Rachel Ray.

Posted by: George at August 10, 2009 9:44 PM

The ATL Memorial Drive Shoney's once served me some gravy (on mashed potatoes) that was so congealed I could slide a single fork tine underneath one edge of the gravy and pick up the whole mass right off the top of the potatoes. I lifted the fork slowly, and the gravy hung there like a gigantic brown, spackled loogie.

And yet...I set the fork back down, chopped the gravy into the clumpy instant potatoes, and tried a bite -- because you never know, right?

What can I say. It was not good.

Posted by: sansho1 at August 10, 2009 9:45 PM

Oh wait...I've had pig blood's sausage. Dark, and meaty and good.

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Posted by: william at August 10, 2009 9:54 PM

Alligator sausage at a BBQ. At a sushi place I tried BBQ eel with foie gras and a truffle. It was amazing.

Posted by: Drew Morton at August 10, 2009 9:54 PM

Alligator, frog, turtle . . . my cousin from Ohio almost fainted when I sucked the head of a crawfish at a boil.
I don't think any of it is weird though, I think raw oysters are the best thing ever.

The weirdest to me was Skyline Chili in Ohio (visiting the same cousin). Disgusting, bland chili on top of spaghetti. What? Who does that??

ALSO, did anyone else notice that Dustin is turning on his darling 500 Days of Summer? I saw that comment about JGL's voice. Not that I don't agree, but I just want to know if you're starting your own backlash.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at August 10, 2009 9:56 PM

Hhhmmm....well, I've had sea urchin, tripe, tendon, salmon eggs and snails. That's all I can think of right now.

Now that I think of it, I've had ostrich as well. And possibly alligator, but it was a long time ago and I'm not sure if it was alligator or some other animal.

Oh great. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Kiddo at August 10, 2009 9:58 PM

I'm from Trinidad so we have "wild meat" usually served curried. It's not available easily but I have had curried manicou (possum), agouti (looks like a wild guinea pig), and tatu (armadillo). Oddly enough I liked the tatu most.

I've also had alligator soup in New Orleans (tasted like chicken) and have also had fried legs.

Some people think crawfish are the weirdest thing I've ever eaten since you know mudbug and whatnot. I love it.

Posted by: Michelle at August 10, 2009 9:59 PM

Fried guinea pig,
blood pudding,
fried gator,
ostrich burger,
a live worm as a dare when I was seven and went fishing with my country cousins.


Posted by: amenfro at August 10, 2009 9:59 PM

Oh! I've eaten beef marrow! How could I have forgotten that? I think roasted beef marrow with parsley salad and sea salt may be my death row meal.

Posted by: Kiddo at August 10, 2009 10:00 PM

I had a burrito made of brains. It was kinda nasty, but I ate the whole thing.

And Menudo. I've had Menudo.

Posted by: Lucas at August 10, 2009 10:02 PM

Oh crap. I should have thought out my response a bit longer. Haggis. How could I forget haggis. Living in Scotland I used to get a full Scottish breakfast every now and then. Haggis and black pudding (blood) with some other yummies. Delicious.

Posted by: Kiddo at August 10, 2009 10:03 PM

Fried Gator Tail.
Moose
Beaver
Buffalo
Rattlesnake


Hmm..that's about it. I think all of these have been mentioned already so maybe they're not all that strange?

Posted by: ashes at August 10, 2009 10:05 PM

When I lived in Miami bitch I was knocking took me down to Bayside to some seafood restaurant. Bitch said try the alligator, I did, it tasted just like baked chicken, come to think of it so does pussy.

Posted by: Guess Who! at August 10, 2009 10:06 PM

Mine have been mentioned - fried gator & conch. I didn't care for either. I don't like foods that have squishy textures.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 10, 2009 10:08 PM

Pigeon's milk (kind of like a tangy cheese spread -- I had it with some Ritz crackers) or barbecued cricket would be my two.

Posted by: duckandcover at August 10, 2009 10:09 PM

Asparagus ice cream. Complete with frozen chunks of asparagus.

Posted by: sonk at August 10, 2009 10:14 PM

Mmmm, beef marrow. My favorite part of getting osso bucco is getting the marrow out of the bones and putting it on bread. I'm with you, kiddo.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at August 10, 2009 10:18 PM

Hmm, I guess to most people game meat is pretty adventurous. I have had deer, elk, moose, rabbit, grouse, duck and Canada goose, all of which are delicious except for the goose, my dog wouldn't even scavenge it.
Also, I've had black and white pudding, paella complete with little, baby octopi (tentacles and all), and foie gras.

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at August 10, 2009 10:20 PM

Chocolates filled with Kim-Chee. Very good.

Posted by: ecp at August 10, 2009 10:22 PM

Had a lot of strange ones in Latin America, including some guinea pigs and chili grasshoppers. But I think ka'tsu, a traditional Quechua baked dirt beetle and corn mix, is the strangest. Go get you some in Ecuador.

Posted by: krza at August 10, 2009 10:23 PM

Oh right, I did have grilled baby octopi at a Greek restaurant recently. They were good, really tender, very briny and strong. It kept swiveling in my mouth, though, so all of a sudden I'm tonguing this poor thing between the tentacles (ooh la la) and unable to chew it properly.
Delicious, but hard to eat more than 2 because of the flavor.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at August 10, 2009 10:27 PM

i love ostrich! sadly, fuddrucker's doesn't carry it anymore. bitches!

i lived in new orleans in the 90s and ate some crazy cuisine, including the very same gator that tried to eat my dog.

sushi isn't too strange for me, as i eat at tekei's a couple of times a week. i LOVE eel.
i had my first taste of octopii when i was in 8th grade. little did i know it was communion.

Posted by: gp at August 10, 2009 10:28 PM

My one year-old ate an ant covered piece of hotdog she found on the ground at the park just the other day.

I, however, am slightly less adventurous when it comes to food. I've eaten a lot of Rocky Mountain Oysters in my time. I tried emu once. That's about it.

Posted by: ZoBla at August 10, 2009 10:34 PM

Nothing too strange - before eel was popular as a sushi item, my grandfather used to catch it and my grandmother fried it up. Disgusting to watch being cleaned, but delicious to eat.

Posted by: Cindy at August 10, 2009 10:35 PM

I ate goat-jerky purchased from a roadside snake farm just outside Waco, Texas.
The ingredients read as follows: Goat, Salt...

Posted by: Skitz at August 10, 2009 10:36 PM

Probably roasted scorpions, soy flavor. From a pretty mainstream supermarket in Michigan, no less.

Posted by: Dave at August 10, 2009 10:36 PM

I totally forgot all of the different types of jerky I've had, which expands the list by moose, a few different types of antelope, and...

I don't know what it means, but I've forgotten all of the assorted animals I've had at the dinner table...

One thing I've never actually had and don't want? Lobster. I've had shrimp and crawdads, and that was enough sea bug for me.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at August 10, 2009 10:37 PM

Brain (cow, in Mexico) and Guinness ice cream in my backyard (in Boston). I like saying the former as "braaaaaaains" like a zombie & not clarifying it was bovine.

Sorry AvB for your delicate palate. I will offer - to anyone else - that if you don't really enjoy oysters but are willing to give it a try, I'm the one to take you. I've converted a few to oyseter love in my days.

Oh, and I really mean oysters.

Posted by: staramour at August 10, 2009 10:38 PM

Well, one memorable night in Dodge City, (Really!) I was staying with relatives of a friend, and was offered my choice of salmon patties or Rocky mountain oysters, (AKA calf fries). Since I knew I would throw up at the slightest hint of salmon, I opted for the RMO. Not bad, actually, deep-fried and a little spongy.

BTW, I found out that night that Rocky mountain oysters are from calves, and mountain oysters are from hogs. You never know when that info will come in handy!

-Ralphie

Posted by: ralphie at August 10, 2009 10:39 PM

Not as crazy as some of the above, (kangaroo?), but my host sister in Romania made me pig livers with this kind of grits stuff. I choked it down, but I don't want to repeat the experience.

Posted by: DawnDraper at August 10, 2009 11:01 PM

I've eaten rabbit, deer and elk, but the weirdest thing was when we went to an old school Chinese restaurant where they serve you the whole fish. Someone said it was good luck to pop out the eyeball and eat it. After the large group at my table kept saying "not me" and giggling, I finally said "fuck it" and popped the thing in my mouth and bit down.

I should preface this by saying that you are supposed to never bite down on the eyeball, just pop it in your mouth and eat it whole. I was 15 at the time and today is my 39th birthday. I'm still trying to get the consistency and taste out of my mouth. Ladies, if that is anything like the result of blowing a guy, you have my undying gratitude for performing such an heroic act so many times for me in my life. I should give out medals. Or at least pay for the cab ride next time.

Posted by: Rubble44 at August 10, 2009 11:02 PM

I lived in Japan for 3 years, and my town was a little redneck, so I had a chance to eat some craziness.

Whale (raw)
Shark (raw)
Live Shrimp - you have to catch them in bowl with your chopsticks, then you dip them, still squirming, in soy sauce, then you pretend to love it.
Horse (raw) - no kidding, the next town over from mine had a local speciality of raw horse. There were two kinds, neck muscle and neck fat, neither was very good.
Chicken Anus - a sweet snack in Malaysia, where my wife is from. Deep fried it's not all that bad.

Oh, and I can totally second the eating of live squid - the squid will watch you while you pull bits from its body, and it will continue to flash warning signs at you (with its awesome color changing cells), but when you pop a bite in your mouth, it's completely amazing.

Ok, that's about it. I've had a bunch of African/asian animals as well, but they were more or less tasty.

Seriously, live in an Asian country for 6 months...it will change your life.

Posted by: Nate at August 10, 2009 11:03 PM

I was served some grayish congealed meat like product in Germany. It was what I ordered, but not what I thought I ordered. mr.wsapnin's dish looked delicious and edible so I made him eat mine. It was either that, go hungry or gag. I chose swapping the plates.

Posted by: wsapnin at August 10, 2009 11:05 PM

I ate eel sushi twice. Same eel. Tasted 'bout the same coming back up.

Posted by: Lindsay at August 10, 2009 11:05 PM

hmm...

when i was a kid i was oddly obsessed with sucking all the marrow out of my chicken bones. whatever, it was delicious. i guess my other oddities would include durian (okay so it's a fruit but it smells like DEATH), alligator jerky, rocky mountain oysters which, as testicles go, were not too shabby i may report. there have also been snails, buffalo, ostrich, and apparently, a hamburger in paris that was made out of horse. dammit.

Posted by: betsy at August 10, 2009 11:05 PM

I'm the most unadventurous eater you will ever meet. I could eat cold cereal for breakfast and dinner every day of my life, with a PB&J and a banana for lunch.

But I have had oysters two seconds after they were dredged off their bed (still alive, in other words) and fried alligator.

That's it! That's all the weird shit I've ever eaten, yay!

(When I first ate couscous I considered it a wild and crazy day.)

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at August 10, 2009 11:10 PM

Delurking to say that I, too, have had kangaroo and that they are the deer of Australia. Not only do they taste like it, there is a huge overpopulation problem down under and they've considered bills to basically go around and kill a bunch of them.

On another note, I'm pretty sure I has ostrich when I was younger as well.

Posted by: Emily at August 10, 2009 11:11 PM

make that "I had ostrich"

I fail at spell check.

Posted by: Emily at August 10, 2009 11:12 PM

I ate my study species back in grad school--the murre (known locally as "turr," and a relative of the puffin) is a traditional game bird in Newfoundland, as well as being an interesting species on which to conduct behavioural observations.

Tasted oily and fishy, and it wasn't my cup of tea at all. But I am still grateful that my friend's mom had me over for a traditional Newfoundland turr dinner--it was very sweet of her!

Posted by: meaux at August 10, 2009 11:15 PM

A piece of chewing gum pulled from the bottom of a lunch table at my middle school. I was young, just as stupid as I am now, and for five bucks I chewed and swallowed it.
I remember it actually having some of the original flavor still stored in it, somehow.
Thank bob my girlfriend doesn't read this site, or she'd have one more reason to mock me.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at August 10, 2009 11:16 PM

I want to hunt a kangaroo. Not with a gun, I'd make it fair and box it. If it won, I'd let it go but if it lost.. OM NOM NOM.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at August 10, 2009 11:20 PM

I've had lamb eyes in a tasty sauce over rice, courtesy of a friend from Mali who cooked me a "traditional African meal." I decided after asking what was in it that I was better off not asking. I don't think eyeballs are actually traditional Mali cuisine - it's more about cooking whatever's available.

Also, a friend of mine lived in Cote d'Ivoire for 2 years and ate jungle rat, complete with fur, on a couple of occasions. So that's special.

Posted by: lawsome at August 10, 2009 11:21 PM

My dear Granny once fed me a slice of raw cow heart. Being young and terrified of her I accepted it without asking what it was. It actually didn't taste too bad, though really metallic.

After living for several months in Germany, I managed to eat all types of entrails and clotted blood in convenient sausage form. I've also eaten fried crickets and dried mealworms (the latter tastes suspiciously like Corn Nuts). I've also eaten plenty of domestic animals: crocodile, rattlesnake, rabbit, squirrel, elk, and bison.

Most recently (um, two days ago) I was goaded into trying durian boba tea, which I think I might still be tasting. Though I consider myself an adventurous and open-minded eater, that is definitely something I will never, EVER eat again.

Posted by: Tori at August 10, 2009 11:23 PM

Erm, that should be alligator, not crocodile.

Posted by: Tori at August 10, 2009 11:24 PM

Less' see...

Alligator
Ostrich eggs
Ostrich flesh
Prairie oysters (by accident [they were on a platter of mixed "appetizers"] and UGH GRODY)
Squirrel (I recommend it; mmm)
Rabbit
Horse (I do NOT recommend it)
Venison

I would like to hear from anyone who has ever tasted a durian. I keep reading about it but every description is different. If you've eaten durian, could ya tell me what you thought of it?

Posted by: Jerce at August 10, 2009 11:25 PM

Weirdest things have got to be chicken feet and roasted cricket (not at the same time, thank goodness). I've also had snails, blood sausage, brain and tongue (both cow) and buche tacos, which, I just learned is apparently fried pig's esophagus. And to think I don't eat menudo because I didn't like the tripe or pig's feet in it.

Also had buffalo and ostrich jerky. The ostrich jerky was pretty tasty. And I love sushi and raw oysters. And steak tartare. I think that's as weird as I regularly get.

Posted by: leuce7 at August 10, 2009 11:25 PM

Also, mysharona, I'm a Cincy girl. We do love our Skyline. Has your cousin ever made Skyline dip for you? I find that more palatable than putting it over the spaghetti...it's the chili mixed with cream and chedder cheeses and served with tortilla chips. Pretty tasty.

Posted by: lawsome at August 10, 2009 11:28 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot the lobster ice cream.

That is all.

Posted by: leuce7 at August 10, 2009 11:29 PM

For your dining pleasure, here is what is apparently the latest food fad in Russia:

http://englishrussia.com/?p=3344

I know a few kids of the boy persuasion who would be delighted to see something like this on their plate for lunch.

Posted by: Jerce at August 10, 2009 11:31 PM

Abalone my father caught while diving, venison from deer my cousins and uncle hunted. They never had ground beef, always stacks and stacks of venison patties. It has a slightly stronger flavor than beef, quite tasty. Buffalo and ostrich burgers. Eel and octopus sushi, I like both but to my surprise surprise prefer the eel.

The grossest thing was musk candy from Australia. I thought my friend's perfume had spilled in her purse but my Aussie pals overcame their confusion and assured me that that's how it's supposed to taste. I hate musk as both smell and food.

Posted by: TryScience at August 10, 2009 11:45 PM

Oh yeah, and Pickled Pigs feet. Had those too.

Posted by: ashes at August 11, 2009 12:04 AM

Goat intestine and tongue stew. I also watched the goat get killed in front of me so it added to the weirdness.

Posted by: schrome at August 11, 2009 12:08 AM

Nate has me beat.

But the worst thing under my belt is Turtle Wine. AKA bottom feeder moonshine. YEAACH...

Posted by: Vi at August 11, 2009 12:10 AM

As a southerner, alligator and frog legs are fairly unimpressive to me on the weird scale. But the things that are impressively bizarre usually gross me out.

I've digested everything from copious amounts of Spam growing up to having tempura-fried quail. By the way, fuckin' YUM! To the quail...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 11, 2009 12:11 AM

Oh, and I have been to a few rodeos in my day, where they will deep-fry anything sitting still long enough. I didn't have the courage to try deep-fried Oreos, especially after seeing grandma's walker come out of the batter...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 11, 2009 12:13 AM

Down on Freemont Street in Las Vegas there is a Casino/Restaurant that will fry any and all food items that anyone brings in.

Their specialties are the fried twinkies and oreos. However, you could bring in half of a hookers pinky finger and, no questions asked, I swear to Godtopus they would fry that shit up in two shakes of a lambs tail.

Posted by: ashes at August 11, 2009 12:25 AM

I grew up on an Ostrich Ranch (thanks, Mom and Dad), so I have consumed ostrich meat in every form imaginable. Ostrich steak, ostrich burger, ostrich jerky, ostrich sausage. We even ate the eggs a few times. I also know a vast number of random facts about ostriches that I unconsciously memorized while listening to my father trying to convince people to try the stuff at the county fair. For instance, an ostrich's eye is larger than its brain, which is about the size of a walnut.

However, the strangest thing I ever ate was probably a sea urchin with raw quail's egg cracked on top of it. My mom said, "You have to try this, it's totally weird." Looking back on it, I have no idea why that convinced me.

Posted by: tralala at August 11, 2009 12:30 AM

Dog.

Tasted like a tougher version of roast beef. That was in Seoul, Korea. I did the live squid thing, too, and almost choked to death on it despite having no gag reflex.

Posted by: popejenn at August 11, 2009 12:31 AM

popejenn , Do you realize the door you have just opened by admitting you have no gag reflex????

Posted by: ashes at August 11, 2009 12:36 AM

Ostrich burgers and eggs. (in-laws had an ostrich farm in Napa)
Black Bear- Gross ass meat stinks when you cook it.

And i took a bite of balut when i lost a bet. Look it up its so fucking nasty.

Posted by: Sad Rockstar at August 11, 2009 1:23 AM

Only the best damn door out there....how you doin' Popejenn?

Posted by: Rubble44 at August 11, 2009 1:24 AM

Eskimo Icecream:
A big bucket of crisco, a couple cups of sugar and some frozen berries.
Awesome.

Also dried salmon skin, you chew it like gum.

Oh and fish-head pie, fermented seal flipper, super fresh salmon roe-right out of the fish belly, moose foot stew, and the only thing I had to be drunk for: Muktuk (whale blubber.)

Posted by: Jdriennifer at August 11, 2009 2:06 AM

I've had ostrich, bison, alligator, crawdads, rabbit, quail, venison and other stuff like that. But as I reflect upon the cuisine I've ingested over my life, what stands out the most to me is the braunschweiger. For whatever reason, my mom made us braunschweiger and cheddar cheese sandwiches when we were kids, and I loved that shit. Did I know it was liver? Hell no. Did all my classmates recoil from me and my braunschweiger breath or did the Capri Sun adequately combat the stench? I never thought about it before, but now I'm reevaluating my entire childhood. Braunschweiger! I'm not even German! It's like the one European nationality I don't have in my background! I'm virtually everything else! Why did my mom even know about this mushy, stinky lump of nerdiness rolled up in an orange glossy wrapper? My best guess: it was cheap and we were poor. Now I want to get some to find out if I still love it.

Mmm....braunschweiger.

Posted by: HB at August 11, 2009 2:22 AM

Haggis and tripe are on the list, but they're boring. The strangest things I have eaten include cockroaches, ant larva, and who baby octopi.

The cockroaches and ant larva were in Thailand, where they were considered a delicacy by my host family. As for the baby octopi, that was all my dad. I was only 8 and he paid me $5. It was worth it.

Posted by: Colyn at August 11, 2009 3:37 AM

Oh yeah, and Pickled Pigs feet. Had those too.

Posted by: ashes at August 11, 2009 12:04 AM

Ok...I'm from the south...I haven't even gone that far. You...just lost points.

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 11, 2009 4:12 AM

Sea urchin roe out of the shell of an urchin that was waving its spines on the bar 2 minutes ago.
Ama Ebi so fresh that it squirmed (the sushi, tail portion) when I bit down. The prawn-fronts were steamed & served in the same way that a very dry martini contains vermouth - the cook whispered "steam" nearby. Tiny terrarium-sized crabs, lightly battered and deep fried were wonderful.

Herring roe, right off the evergreen branches it's deposited on. Oddest seafood is probably squid egg bundles. Like any other protein, really, but somehow simpler - more basic.


Ground cherries which are an odd "fruit" native to the Pacific North West. An oddly sharp flavor, of *almost* fruit, but not quite.

Lobster mushrooms, which are mushrooms that have been attacked by a parasitic fungous. It covers & deforms them, giving the color kind of like lobster shells, and a jagged, irregular outline. It's kind of jarring, as you can sort of taste the enzymes & etc. the parasite uses to protect itself against the host. You also hope the host mushroom is an edible variety.

Pine bark tea. Teaberries right off the bush, deep in the woods, although they are annoyingly rare.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at August 11, 2009 4:25 AM

Hmm, we have lots of strange dishes here in Iceland due to we had no spice for storing food until the 1900s.

Pickled rams balls
Pickled sheep heads (with eyeballs, teeth, tongue etc)
Ammonia fermented raw shark (which Anthony Bourdain called the worst tasting dish ever in his show)
Puffin
Whale sushi

Puffin is alright, whale is delicious but the rest is vile.

I had also some very strange dishes in my recent trip to China and Japan, mostly some sea critters I had no chance of identifying.

Posted by: Ari at August 11, 2009 6:00 AM

*Delurk*
Wow, so where are all the asian Pajibans? We should be killing this diversion.
I've tried 90% of everything mentioned above with the addition of:
Cow intestines, chicken feet, fetal duck egg, cobra, stinky tofu, bird's nest soup, porcupine, dragon fruit, sparrow and pigeon.
I draw the line at animals that could be pets though.

Posted by: Laz_ at August 11, 2009 6:00 AM

ugh, stinky tofu is sooo bad. Laz_ you are a very brave soul

Posted by: Ari at August 11, 2009 6:03 AM

Yeah, the Asians would really knock this one out of the park. My brother lives in China and I've had to make him promise not to make me eat dog's beak when I go out there this Christmas.

In France and Italy, I've had frog, snails, kangaroo , ostrich and horse. None of them are very weird.

Posted by: Caspar at August 11, 2009 7:10 AM

Bardi Grub Pate. That would be pate made from moth larvae, which is a traditional Australian Aboriginal ingredient. It tasted very musty, earthy and just plain mothy. Have also had kangaroo, crocodile, emu.

Posted by: eiluj at August 11, 2009 7:10 AM

I used to work in the merchant marine and one time in Indonesia, I was handed some kind of meat on a stick.

Mmmmm. Meat on a stick...kinda like the county fair!

Yeah, monkey doesn't taste like chicken. It tastes like monkey. Like Curious Fuckin' George.

Posted by: harkness68 at August 11, 2009 8:44 AM

"magic berries"

They make sour things taste sweet. So, licking a slice of lemon = a lemondrop candy. Beer tastes like a milkshake. It was quite an experience. And they're legal!

Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at August 11, 2009 8:45 AM

I've successfully eaten snail in my lifetime. Had it when I was in France, and will report that it tasted very good, actually.
I'd make a quip about how I'm not one to put icky things in my mouth, but it's early, and I'm lazy.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at August 11, 2009 9:36 AM

I've eaten pretty much anything and everything that can be made into a burger or stuck in a skewer. However, Balut takes the cake as the wierdest thing I've ever eaten. Balut are fertilized duck or chicken eggs that contain matured embryoes, which are then buried for 100 days to ferment in their own juices. Opening one is a truly horrifying experience, matched only by the crunchy-crumbly texture of the ghoulish mess inside. Tastes, unsuprisingly like a pickled mix of chicken and hard-boiled egg. Best eaten with lots of salt and a blindfold.

Posted by: Aratweth at August 11, 2009 9:50 AM

While I don't have any exotic animals to add to this list, this has gotten a few raised eyebrows in the office:

Scrambled eggs with sweet peas.

I know, I'm WILD!

Posted by: Agent Scully at August 11, 2009 10:25 AM

It's hard to narrow down. I've eaten the national dish of bhutan, which truly tastes likes nachos with Velveeta. Then there's alligator kabobs, calf's brains, squid stuffed with snails, uni, and cod testes. I had burning hot sauteed tripe at a Himalayan restaurant in Queens and deep fried crickets in chili sauce at an Indonesian place in San Francisco. And I'm considering the live octopus and squid at Su San in Flushing. Food that fights back might be my line in the sand, though.

Posted by: Krishna at August 11, 2009 10:26 AM

Poor squids. I have a soft spot for intelligent animals.

We were invited by a friend we made when visiting Vietnam to his 88yr old grandmother's house. She was lovely and made deep-fried field mice for us as well as eel stew.

The mice actually did taste like chicken but the hardest part was seeing it as you were eating and thinking "well, there's the shin bone and yup, that's the rib cage".

Also, I had deep-fried goat brains with a bunch of drunk mobsters in Nepal. They tasted like deep-fried nothing - it's all texture and no taste, really.

The grossest thing I ate was veal kidneys. It was in Culinary school. I understand they're a delicacy but you can really taste the pee.

Posted by: Groovekiller at August 11, 2009 10:30 AM

I forgot all the weird stuff you get at dim sum--tendon, feet, jellyfish, etc.

If any Asians, Gastronauts, or Asian Gastronauts are on this forum, they will surely win.

Posted by: Krishna at August 11, 2009 10:31 AM

BRAINS . . . ummmmmm BRAINS

Gramps was a butcher and ran a deli, and he made a good brain salad. It looked and tasted just like egg salad except a little clearer and greyer. Everyone loved it until they asked for the recipe.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 11, 2009 10:35 AM

The foods themselves aren't that weird, but in Guatemala, my host mother served me spaghetti with hot dogs for breakfast. My friend's host mother gave her jello for breakfast. Like I said, not terribly weird in general, but at 7 AM before 4 hours of Spanish lessons... a little hard to take.

I can't think of anything super strange that I've eaten. I've had venison, snails, and sushi, but I don't think any of those are that weird.

Posted by: Emily at August 11, 2009 10:59 AM

Marinated jellyfish - wait, make that COLD marinated jellyfish. Tasted like rubber bands dipped in vinegar.

Posted by: ponch at August 11, 2009 11:04 AM

I was in Spain and I was served concha fina. It's an oyster served alive. You're supposed to sprinkle a little lemon juice over it and when it starts to fidget, you pour it down your throat. It was really weird eating something alive but very tasty!

Since both my parents are from very small hick towns in Florida (Umatilla and Okahumpka, anyone?), I've been tricked into eating raccoon, gopher turtle, and rattlesnake. Gah! You can't find those things at the Piggly Wiggly either. You have to run those little bastards down or go hunting. Blecch!

Posted by: Trouble at August 11, 2009 11:07 AM

I totally agree that durian smells like death. I clean up death scenes for a living and durian smells like a hot-weather, five-day decomp BUT durian tastes fabulous.

I read all of the comments on here and did not see natto mentioned. Ooooo but that is some nasty shit. The smell of natto also reminds me a bit of decomp 'cause that's what it is--decomposing fermented soy beans.

Imagine taking some soy beans and putting them in gym sock, a gym sock that belongs to a 15-year old boy who has athlete's foot and an aversion to showers. Now, take that soybean-filled gym sock and stuff it in a just emptied milk carton and shove the whole thing in a used tackle box with some blood bait and leave it out in the August sun of say, Houston, for a month. Come back, cut open the sock, give the mess a stir and behold the gullet-horking stench and the sticky strings of decay splooge that stretch and dangle from the beans. Put on rice, add some nori and soy sauce, and enjoy. Uh uh.

The most vile "food" ever. And if you say you like it...oh, you are so fucking lying. Never again. Not even on a dare or for money.

Posted by: Kay at August 11, 2009 11:16 AM

i'm delurking mainly for Jerce.

durian is thick, creamy, sweet and pungent, and the pulp has just enough give to keep you from feeling like you're eating mush. personally, i love the ones that have a well-defined skin i can tug just gently between my teeth, and it rips right into the curl of my welcoming tongue. you can suck the pulp off the seed, or strip it with your fingers and mix it into a plate of rice. eat with your hands while you're squatting in front of an electric fan on a hot summer's night, and it'll feel just right :)

the fruit smells warm, heady, fragrant but there's an undertone of musky, almost bitter stink that's always made me think of freshly evaporated armpit sweat. i think people differ in their descriptions because of that mix in the smell. depends on what you're pre-disposed to pick up, i guess. but the longer the smell lingers, the less fragrant it becomes, until all you're left with is the stink. storage spaces can suffer from that.

after you've eaten durian, you'll feel warm and tingly so a drink from a green coconut or some mangosteens are always good. ahhhhhh...

i didn't eat anything too out of the ordinary for an Asian diet. century egg, bird's nest, all kinds of entrails and body parts, dried and salted seafood, herbal roots, fungi. i really enjoy skin, bones and marrow (from fish and poultry, especially. really, really tasty). and pork trotters... stewed in black vinegar and ginger...

mercy.

love baby octopi, river snails and eel, and there's this smelly bean i adore called petai. grows on local trees. it makes you reek though, comes out of your pores and it'll be all you can smell when you go to the bathroom for a couple days... but it's heavenly fried with chili, onions and dried shrimp. ooh that reminds me. love fermented shrimp paste. and i've had congealed pig's blood. you hang the porker up, slit and drain its arteries into a bowl of salt water, then slice the mixture into cubes when it's set into a jelly. you can boil it or eat as is.

my uncle was the really adventurous one. he'll eat anything that moves, i think. apart from people :p he used to sit outside the house at dusk with a slingshot, waiting for the bats. he'd make soup out of them. he also took me eel-fishing, and he loved all kinds of wild meat. iguana, snake, boar, monkey, squirrel, deer.

my grandpa used to keep a giant glass jar in his room too, full of medicinal alcohol. there were all kinds of herbs in it, and a deer foetus. i used to watch it floating around through the murky brown swirls like it was still asleep in the womb, completely fascinated. couldn't make up my mind whether i'd actually want to drink from the jar, but the grownups always said it was too strong for kids anyway.

good times, good times.

Posted by: lepfreak at August 11, 2009 11:17 AM

Galah or Ptcha (not sure of the spelling, both are transliterations from Yiddish).

It is aconncoction made by boiling calf knees, garlic, eggs (some time wgole hardboiled) and other spices, cooled to a gell, covered in paprika and cut in pieces. Some people really like it and some reeeeeeeally don't. I'm not a fan but it isn't horrible.

Posted by: Brian at August 11, 2009 12:07 PM

balut, although that's not adventurous for me since i'm filipina and i love it. :)

Posted by: vie at August 11, 2009 12:31 PM

Probably the strangest I've ever had was 100 year egg in China. It was the most foul thing I have ever eaten and the only thing I gagged on the whole trip. My friend, on the other hand, popped a fried chicken head into her mouth and chewed for a good long while, only spitting it out when it refused to become tender enough to actually swallow.

Other than that, haggis. Actually, any Scottish cuisine is strange. I enjoy tricking my friends to eat the canned stuff I got for Burns Night last year.

Posted by: pereka at August 11, 2009 12:43 PM

Hey Trouble. I've been through Okahumpka and Umatilla. Then again, I grew up in Kissimmee.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 11, 2009 1:52 PM

A little late, but:

Iguana soup. We were at the beach, and they just caught the iguana and killed it and chopped it up into little pieces and made it into soup.

it was...really weird and chewy. I couldn't eat much of it.

tripe soup from Honduras is fucking amazing. Delicious. As is the conch soup. Mmm.

Another treat, specially at football stadiums, are turtle eggs. Raw. Cracked into a glass, sprinkled with salt and pepper. Horrible things. Ever eaten a raw egg? Add to that knowing you're eating a baby turtle and you'll have nightmares forever. It's supposed to be an aphrodisiac.

Most disgusting thing I've ever eaten is beluga caviar. it was like putting a handful of salty jello into my mouth. fucking vilest thing in the universe, given to me by some Russians at college. fucking russian weirdos.

Posted by: figgy at August 11, 2009 2:37 PM

As a kid, I once ate a small lightbulb and some super-glue.

I hope I didn't brain my damage?

Lookin' forward to eating some horse stakes with a buddy of mine in the near future, though.

Posted by: uselessmale at August 11, 2009 8:21 PM

A sheep's eyeball. It was in a mutton stew made for my eighth-grade class by a Navajo family (swear to God). The boy I had a crush on at the time dared me to eat it, so I did.

Let's just say I won't be trying one again.

Also, this is (to me) less extreme, but in South Africa with hubby's family I ate curried sheep brains, tongues, tripe, and feet. The feet were awful--like pure gelatin/gristle. The tripe was OK until I had a texture issue with the "honeycomb" side. Tongue was right out. Blech. But the brains were pretty good. I went back for seconds on those.

Posted by: AnnArrogance at August 11, 2009 10:30 PM

I wasn't able to get online about this last night, so I'm belatedly adding something that I feel is untoppable:

Three-week-old chocolate-covered squid.

BOOSH!

Posted by: Christian H. at August 12, 2009 2:08 AM