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The Scariest Book You've Ever Read

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Comment Diversions | Comments (163)



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No surprise, but this week’s comment diversion is tied to Halloween, but it also might provide some inspiration for those set to begin Cannonball Read II the day after. It comes from Cindy, who writes:

I was thinking about the upcoming Cannonball Read Part II, and all the books I have sitting around waiting to be read. One of those, House of Leaves, by Mark Z. Danielewski, I am afraid to read. I think all the hype psyched me out — and after reading the first several pages when I got it, I was immediately freaked out and put it away. So my question is, are there any books you are afraid to read — or any you have read once and were so frightened by, you’d never go near it again?

So, in the spirit of Cindy’s starting point, I ask: 1) Are there any books you’re afraid to read, and 2) what is the scariest book you’ve ever read?










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Comments

Fiction: IT by Stephen King, cannot go to sleep after reading a few pages of that.
Non-fiction: The Dark Side of Man, still haven't finished it, but I should.

Posted by: liiz at October 28, 2009 4:50 PM

For what it's worth, Cindy, Hose of Leaves will only fuck you up if you let it. If you go into thinking it's precocious and hipster, it won't scare you at all.

I only made it halfway through, because I was annoyed with all the format changes. I realize this makes me ill-qualified to comment, but there you go. Maybe I'll tackle it again.

Posted by: vikky at October 28, 2009 4:51 PM

'The Woman in the Dunes' freaked me out. All that sand and hopelessness.

Posted by: HopeHope at October 28, 2009 4:52 PM

Scariest book? Definitely House of Leaves. It's not scary in any overt way, but has a way of getting under your skin, even after you put it down. Also very well written. Cindy, you should go for it :D

Posted by: Royalewithcheese at October 28, 2009 4:52 PM

A toss up between The Exorcist and Pet Sematary.

Posted by: John W at October 28, 2009 4:59 PM

The Exorcist, because I was in 6th grade, and no responsible adult slapped it out of my young, impressionable hands. It's a well written novel, but no 6th grader needs to be reading about the alternate uses of crucifixes and heads spinning and whatnot. I don't think I got a decent night's sleep after that for three years.

I thought IT was awesome, until the end. What? Turtle? Spider? WTF? But I still don't stand too close to those sewer openings by the curb, just in case.

Posted by: Chickaboom at October 28, 2009 5:00 PM

The first half of Dreamcatcher by Stephen King bloody terrified me. I only read it a few months ago - I was lying on the beach in Spain, literally paralysed with fear, dreading turning the page. I looked like a right wally, trying to read my book while also trying to keep it far away from me.
Amazing book though. Made me cry like a child.

Posted by: Squeeziee at October 28, 2009 5:02 PM

surprisingly they are both steven king books:


when I was young I was scared of 'The Stand" I did finish it eventually.

More recently "The Cell" I think has me scared to use my cellphone sometimes but I am a punk so there you go.

Posted by: blacksred at October 28, 2009 5:02 PM

The header picture stole one of mine. It's a tie between two Stephen Kings:

The Shining: a slow build up of tension and insanity. I read this in college and was terrified that topiary animals were going to attack me in my sleep. Definitely a book for the freezer.

Salem's Lot: that scene? With the gravedigger who's covering up Danny Glick's grave? And he senses that someone is watching him? And then more things happen that freak my ass out? GAH GAH GAH.

Posted by: Julie at October 28, 2009 5:03 PM

M.R James - Casting the Runes. Its a selection of short stories by James and its as scary as fuck.

Posted by: sheepeyes at October 28, 2009 5:04 PM

I read Jaws in sixth grade. I still can't swim in the ocean. Lakes are iffy.

Posted by: Alexandra at October 28, 2009 5:04 PM

The Ruins
It was two years ago. I am now 34.
It kept me up for two nights. I couldn't take the dog out back because of the foliage in our yard.


Posted by: badalamenti at October 28, 2009 5:06 PM

Kathe Koja - The Cypher
Nancy Holder - Dead in the Water
Stephen King - The Shining

I've read all 3 of those more than once and they remain truly flipping scary. "The Cyper" is what I imagine a Slayer song would sound like in literary form. Just a pitch black, mean little book. From the mostly great "Abyss" publishing line from the early 90's. Worth researching if you like horror.

The only one I don't think I would read is the Clive Barker book "Mister B. Gone". I've picked it up a couple of times but the concept is both hokey and creepy so I've never gotten it. The premise is a demon is trapped in the book and he is telling you his story. Bad juju there.

There was a Lovecraft short story that remains one of the scariest thing I've ever read. It's a really short tale about a city sentry that is lulled into dream and the waiting evil overtakes the city. Profoundly creepy story. Describes all Lovecraft, though.

I just noticed I have "The Cypher" on my book shelf. I'll put that in the Cannonball Read. Should be an interesting review.

There is also a slow, but disturbing ghost story called "Julian's House". That one will leave a mark, too.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 28, 2009 5:08 PM

Hmmm...definitely The Talisman (Stephen King and Peter Straub). The whole chapter where Jack is working in the bar, and the then takes off when the goat man shows up...scared the ever living crap out of me as a 10 year old. Since then, nothing's really as scary as it used to be.

Posted by: Smokin at October 28, 2009 5:11 PM

Even though it's still early I'd say Steven King will win this comment-match-up against all the other horror-authors out there. (Are there any others, by the way??)
My vote's on Cujo, by the way. I've been afraid of pony-sized dogs with visible (red) conjunctiva under their eyes ever since. I somehow fought my way through it with the same strategy as Squeeziee with Dreamcatcher (which didn't do it for me at all, curiously).

Posted by: Padame at October 28, 2009 5:12 PM

Well ok, it IS Stephen King, BUT it's one of his novellas.

The Langoliers.

It's in the book Four Past Midnight. It's not as overtly scary as some monster or a rabid dog, but it's even worse than that. It really fucked with my head quite a bit, and a book has never done that before.

And I can't even remember the name of it now, but some guy named Phil Plait has a book out (he has a blog called Bad Astronomy) about how different things in the universe could wipe the earth out in less than a nanosecond and shit. He describes what would happen to your body if you got too close to a black hole, etc. It's true stuff and very much will make you unsleepy at night.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 28, 2009 5:13 PM

When I was about eight, I read a book called "Jane/Emily" that was so scary I actually buried it in the back yard. Sadly, when I found it again as an adult, it didn't scare me nearly as much. Which is a sign of mental health, I suppose.

Posted by: Nora at October 28, 2009 5:14 PM

Ah it's called Death from the Skies! (The Phil Plait nonfiction book.) It's fun, but it'll creep you out a bit.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 28, 2009 5:15 PM

1. None really. I'll read any.

2. World War Z. Scariest chapters (for me): 1. The feral kid, 2. The downed pilot in the swamp, 3. The South Korean lieutenant talking about the missing North Korean population.

Posted by: Fredo at October 28, 2009 5:16 PM

IT, seconded.
Couldn't stop reading it, couldn't sleep.

And I'm not even a colourophobe.

Posted by: Ian at October 28, 2009 5:16 PM

Cujo and Pet Sematary were scary when I was a kid, and now that I'm a parent they freak me out even more. I spent half my youth reading through the "Ghost stories" shelf of the kids' section of my public library, but I can't think of anything scarier than King. Lovecraft, maybe? It's been too long for me to remember clearly.

Posted by: idgiepug at October 28, 2009 5:18 PM

Julie Because we were one of the first families in our suburb to get cable in the early 80s, my brother and I accidentally and without supervision watched The Blue Lagoon (awesome nakedness that confused us a bit) and Salem's Lot, which just gave us horrible nightmares and made us scared of windows at night FOR LIFE. (No matter how much they scratch, DON'T open the window. And do NOT look them in the eyes! Even if you know them and they died last week! It isn't them!!!)

I can't even imagine having read that damn book. Gah.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 28, 2009 5:19 PM

Gibbon's "The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire."

It was so scary I had to read it twice.

Posted by: Recondite at October 28, 2009 5:20 PM

I don't know that I've ever really been scared by a book. Stephen King has great build up, but also some of the most disappointing endings ever (though I did like Cell). There are some that have kept me on the edge of my seat, perhaps most notably World War Z's more intense passages (like the feral girl's story, or the crashed pilot). Oh, and for a good mindfuck, Brett Easton Ellis will disturb and confuse you. Especially Glamorama.

As for a book I'm scared to read: Catch-22. I read it when I was about 14 or 15. I recall enjoying it, but I also know that I just didn't get it. The jumping in time was too much for me and I just couldn't keep track of things. It's on my bookshelf now, and I always want to give it another read, but it intimidates me. I'm sort of worried that now that I'm 30, I still won't get it.

Posted by: Bistro at October 28, 2009 5:20 PM

Oh, and I'm too freaked out at the idea of an impending apocalypse to read Cormack McCarthy's The Road.

Posted by: Nora at October 28, 2009 5:21 PM

BTW, for me the scariest Stephen King book was The Shining. Not surprising, it's also a hell of a scary movie but for different reasons.

Posted by: Fredo at October 28, 2009 5:21 PM

In all seriousness, Kafka's "The Trial". There's something about open-ended bureaucratic torment that doesn't sit well with me.

With the more conventional stuff I tend to sympathize with the bad guys/monsters because humans are idiots who create their own psychological demons and spend their lives running from them instead of becoming them. No way to live in my opinion.

Posted by: Recondite at October 28, 2009 5:23 PM

Is it a bad thing if I envision myself with my own little room in the Overlook, complete w/disturbing/haunting scene of surreality as a perplexed and scared person beholds what unfolds?

Posted by: Recondite at October 28, 2009 5:28 PM

I remember reading Pet Semetary as my go to sleep book during the summer I went into 8th grade. I'd sit up and read, page after page, until I could not possibly put it down. The Shining also ranks up there with terrifying books I could not put down.
Second would have to be Under the Banner of Heaven, a book about the murder of a woman and her daughter by two men who felt that their Mormon god told them to do it. When they focused on the crime itself, it was absolutely harrowing. I finished the book in one sitting on a bus ride in Europe and was blown away.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at October 28, 2009 5:28 PM

The scariest book I ever read was The Conjure Wife by Fritz Leiber. If you place it in the proper historical context, wherein the big twist in the book was not a mainstay of the horror film genre (actually originates here) and fear of witchcraft/satanism was a growing again in America, it's terrifying. I've forced myself to revisit it to figure out how he makes some really strange transitions work smoothly in the context of his novel. If I didn't write horror, I probably wouldn't have the nerve to go back to it.

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2009 5:29 PM

It's a toss-up between the "9/11 Commission Report" and the last time I read the instruction booklet for the 1040 tax form.

But seriously, there's a collection of short stories King wrote that had some pretty scary shit in it, one about a laundry press run amok (seriously, it's scary) and another one about a monster in a closet. The plots of his books are goddam ridiculous, but he's so good at setting a scene that while you're reading it, it seems all too plausible. "The Dead Zone" is a pretty scary book in that it has less of the supernatural than most King books, and the monster is human. And yeah, "The Shining" is scary, too. Really, King has this pretty much wrapped up.

Posted by: Slash at October 28, 2009 5:29 PM

"I only made it halfway through, because I was annoyed with all the format changes."

Oh, vikky, how I long to make sweet love to your sentence. Ditto. Interesting book, and while I see the reason behind the unconventional formatting the deeper I got into the book, it became more of a chore than an interesting read. Plus all the footnotes? Fuck footnotes...

High five to the Salem's Lot creepiness. The kid knocking at the window? Shat my pants just typing it... There were parts of Desperation that definitely flipped my shit out (TAK!), but hands down, it's a toss up between the following: The Amityville Horror - the creepy little red room that wasn't in the blueprints of the house freaked me the fuck out and I almost quit eating pork thanks to a drawing of a demon pig named Jodie. Second are a couple short stories from King's Skeleton Crew - Paranoid: A Chant ("I can't go out no more. There's a man by the door in a raincoat") and Gramma, which is creepy as Tyler Perry diddling your scrotum while you sleep.

Posted by: Skitz at October 28, 2009 5:30 PM

This site's advertisers are trying their damndest to make this site as annoying as possible. I.e., they are driving away potential customers with their obnoxious bullshit.

Within the span of 30 seconds, I had to mute 3 different "talkie" ads.

Posted by: Recondite at October 28, 2009 5:31 PM

"Ordinary Men." The true story about a Police unit of middle-aged family men in Germany that were told they had to go to Poland and kill entire villages. And they did.

I can't read more than a handful of pages before I have to put it down, in serious danger of either bursting into tears or getting physically ill. It's fucking terrifying. But it's on my bookshelf. I'm debating whether I should have my undergrads read parts of it for my "Psychology of WWII" course, but if I can't get through it, I'd imagine they'd have a hard time of it too.

Posted by: linny at October 28, 2009 5:32 PM

Way to be a cliche, but damn if mine ain't The Shining.

I read it when I was pretty young (and I did read most of Stephen King's other books through the early 90s as well), and I never thought I could be so scared by an actual book! Ink and paper and whatnot! For me, the movie has always paled in comparison because I read the book first. Watching the movie only provides a shadowy mirage of how scared I was reading the book the first time.

Book I'm scared to read: The Road by Cormac McCarthy. Like the movie diversion yesterday, I just question, "Will I be able to bounce back from the soul-crushing?"

Posted by: MM at October 28, 2009 5:34 PM

The Road was a letdown to me. It was very meh.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 28, 2009 5:41 PM

Legion, the sequel to the Exorcist, freaks me out for its descriptions of the dead trying to contact us through tinny radio static.

Posted by: Bluesilver at October 28, 2009 5:47 PM

Of course Stephen King owns this - mine would have to be "It". I also totally agree with those above that mentioned his short stories "Gramma" and "The Langoliers".

The only non-Stephen King book I've read that legitimately freaked me out was "Heart Shaped Box" by Joe Hill...and I found out a few months after reading it that "Joe Hill" is actually Stephen King's son, which kind of explained it.

Posted by: canaux at October 28, 2009 5:50 PM

I was working the midnight to 7 a.m. shift in an all but empty steel mill, reading "Salem's Lot." What the hell was I thinking? Between the rats scurrying between rolls of steel and the occasional truck driver rapping at my office window, I must have had 20 heart attacks that summer.

Posted by: khia213 at October 28, 2009 5:51 PM

Pet Sematary freaked me out when I read it. I was probably too young to be reading it at all. Also, I left it in our van one night and the next morning it was sitting on our living room coffee table. No one had been out to the van to get it. That skeered me.

I'm too scared to read the Bible.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at October 28, 2009 5:51 PM

The Da Vinci Code.
It scared the hell out of me.
Not because of the poor writing or stupid plot, no...
It was because I knew there would be a movie.
I'll talk about that in the upcoming Comment Diversion "The first time you tried to insert popcorns into your eyes during a movie". Can't wait.

Posted by: Alu at October 28, 2009 5:52 PM

I read The Road on a schoolbus during a gray, windy & sleeting afternoon. The atmosphere was absolutely bleak and it made the book that much more enjoyable (if that's the way to put it). It wasn't really a scary book, but it there were a few parts that were deeply disturbing. I'm hoping the movie does it justice... Strangely enough, the kid in the movie adaptation will be playing the part of Oskar in the American (and probably fucking horrible) remake of Let The Right One In, which has been changed for no good reason to the utterly stupid Let Me In.

Chinny-chin-chin and whatnot...

Posted by: Skitz at October 28, 2009 5:52 PM

I've never ready IT and have always wanted to, but I just can never bring myself to do it. I don't know what it is but I've always had plenty of reasons not to read it and I never have.

Bistro already mentioned it, but Glamorama freaked the hell out of me, and not in the good American Psycho way. And staying with Bret Easton Ellis, I thought Lunar Park was very spooky in a kind of ghost story/haunted house kind of way. When that...thing was chasing him and the kids around the house and chewing on the doorknobs, I was freaked out. Officially.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at October 28, 2009 5:53 PM

One more nod for The Shining, it's truly a very creepy book and although I loved the movie, it didn't scare me half as much. As for Cormac McCarthy,I have to say I'm not sure if I can read any of his books...I started 'The Crossing' a few months ago and had to throw it away from me in absolute horror after about three chapters.I kinda want to see the movie 'The Road' though cuz I gotta thing for Vigo.

Posted by: brite at October 28, 2009 5:54 PM

Also, Legion was the basis for The Exorcist III, which has two of the scariest scenes I've ever seen in movies. One involves a long look down a dark hallway, as a nurse checks each patient's room.

No, I'm not going to spoil it for you. My skin is crawling uncomfortably with the thought of it.

Posted by: Bluesilver at October 28, 2009 5:54 PM

I read The Stand, and it didn't impress me much (I have worse nightmares). Horror fiction doesn't do much for me.

However, I read 1984 way back when I was 8, and it scared the fertilizer out of me.

Posted by: The Wanderer at October 28, 2009 5:56 PM

"House on Haunted Hill." To be fair, I haven't actually finished it yet (haven't even gotten to the good parts, actually...I'm actually just a few pages in...I don't even know why I'm mentioning it). Anyway, so far it's nice n' creepy. By the time I'm done I imagine I'll all kinds of new phobias.

Posted by: hannah at October 28, 2009 5:57 PM

I read "The Shining" as a pre teen and it gave me nightmares for YEARS! Then I took out "Duma Key" recently and that scared the crap out of me too! Oh Stephen, you master of mistery, hooker of horror, how I love the way you freak me out!

Posted by: Rhennis at October 28, 2009 5:58 PM

Scariest book I've ever read: "House of Leaves" by Mark Danielewski. I screamed when my roomate walked in the door while I was reading a particularly tense part of it.

I can't think of any book that I'm scared to read. I'm pretty sure that if I made it through, "House of Leaves" I can power through anything.

Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2009 6:00 PM

DOH, that was supposed to be 'master of MISERY', not what I wrote, which I am not even sure is a word in the English language...oh jheez.

Posted by: Rhennis at October 28, 2009 6:03 PM

I read Firestarter by Stephen King my senior year in high school.

The part about the illegal experiments on college students and the father getting in people's heads and messing up the one guy so bad....I don't want to ruin it, but I'm terrified of getting anything caught in a garbage disposal now.

Posted by: jvo at October 28, 2009 6:04 PM

While I love Stephen King, I've never really been terrified by his work the way that I have by other authors, often those who aren't even trying to be scary (though admittedly, most of them do walk the fine line between fantasy and reality). One of the books that gave me a difficult time, at least as far as sleep was concerned,was Shirley Jackson's "The Haunting of Hill House," and I know someone already mentioned Kafka's "The Trial," and man is that story a mind-f&%@. But I would read either one over again in a heart beat. Honestly though, the only book that ever gave me real true nightmares was Norman Mailer's "The Executioner's Song," and not because it set out to scare me, but I have an overactive imagination and I kept having dreams where I was one of the victims...It was strange and bizarre, and long story later, I never want to have someone analyze that dream.

Posted by: couch and pants at October 28, 2009 6:07 PM

Oh dang, how did I forget 1984? I read that book as a freshman in high school. And it WAS 1984.

My English teacher that year was WAY into it, which helped us get more into it. After we'd read a bit, she'd go over and over the most paranoid parts, the most tense bits, and I swear to God she worked a mind game on us along with having us read the book. All that stuff about them watching you all the time, listening to you all the time, WATCHING YOU ALL THE TIME, and just when you think you've carved out some tiny bit of happiness in this bleak and God-forsaken world, BLAMMO, you're CAUGHT! NAKED! AND TORTURED!

Gah. That's a good one. Thanks to The Fertilizer for reminding me of that one.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 28, 2009 6:10 PM

I fear nothing! Nothing!

Honestly I've never read much horror but from what I can remember The Tommyknockers was pretty creepy.

I'm reading Shutters Island for the CBR II though so we'll see how that is.

Posted by: admin at October 28, 2009 6:11 PM

I have to admit I've read very little horror aside from King and Poe, so I'll just go with that.

IT was definitely terrifying, but I think that for me his scariest book of all was Desperation". I don't know why but that one completely fucked me up--couldn't go to sleep, couldn't look at a cop without freaking out for weeks, and I've never been able to read it again. I think it was the whole idea of an evil demon in a cave possessing people, and the chinese workers in the cave, and then the demon taking over people's bodies and just...wearing them out? hella scary.

I also found The Stand to be terrifying in a completely different way. The very realistic plague, the death of everyone you know...and Larry walking through that tunnel. Brrr.

Posted by: figgy at October 28, 2009 6:13 PM

"At The Mountains Of Madness" by H.P. Lovecraft

Really, the whole concept of "The Ancient Ones" terrifies me. Movies and stories that have embraced this mythology (i.e. The Mist, In The Mouth of Madness) are horrifying.

Posted by: superasente at October 28, 2009 6:15 PM

Hmmm... I remember being 12 and reading Dean Koontz's "Phantoms" and having to sleep with a light on for about a week.

More recently, I read C.S. Lewis' "The Dark Tower," which is an unfinished novel discovered (I think) after his death. It's creepy and unsettling, especially the description of an "Otherworld" and its leader, a villain the characters refer to as the Unicorn due to a devil-like horn that sprouts from its head. Ok, so a Unicorn doesn't sound creepy out of context, but if you read the story you'll see what I mean.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 28, 2009 6:16 PM

I read Salem's Lot when I was in fourth grade and in the hospital. Four beds in my ward and I was the only one there. The little old lady that brought the library cart around probably was glad to see a kid reading a big book.

All those drapes hanging around all those beds? All those shadows from all that strange equipment?

TRAUMA I SAY! TRAUMA!

Posted by: Harkness68 at October 28, 2009 6:25 PM

MelBivDevoe, I liked "the Dark Tower" too...kinda subtley creepy in the way Lewis describes the view throught the scope, and that you (the narrator, that is) only see a little bit at time.

The Road wasn't really scary to me, just bleak and brutal. I couldn't put it down..it didn't give me nightmares, but it left me feeling empty.

I've always wanted to read "The Mothman Prophesies", since the movie creeped me out...but I've yet to. For me, it's creepy unexplained weirdness that makes me sleep with the lights on, not monsters.

Posted by: Jacktrade at October 28, 2009 6:26 PM

Oh, word on The Langoliers, Snuggiepants. That fucked my shit up. I saw the made for tv movie not long before I decided to read it and was not all that impressed (though I was vastly amused by Cousin Balki as Mr. Toomey) so I didn't think the story would be that big a deal. Man, was I wrong. I can still hear the crunching if I listen closely. o_O

Posted by: mandasarah at October 28, 2009 6:28 PM

When I was a kid: The Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series. Not really 'cause of the stories though. It was those goddamn illustrations.
There was also this book of unexplained (supposedly true) stories my grandma had when I was a kid that I used to read every time I visited her place, and some of the stories in it freaked me out pretty bad. All the more so because at the time I was gullible enough to believe them.
I can't think of anything I've read as an adult that scared me, but I don't tend to read horror books.

Posted by: s. pisaster at October 28, 2009 6:31 PM

The Witches by Roald Dahl. Read it as a kid and it kept me awake for nights. It also instilled me with a belief that showers are terrible awful things that will make it easier for evil women to come grab you at night. It's one of very few books I've never re-read because I know that if I do the hallway leading to my room will go from being "annoyingly dark" to "fucking terrifying."

Posted by: esme at October 28, 2009 6:35 PM

Ugh, mine was Cujo, no doubt. I don't think I'd find it so scary now if I read it again, but I was at my grandma's for the summer when I read it and she happens to live in a small town in Maine not unlike where the story takes place. I also was afraid to walk into my bathroom alone for weeks after reading It.

Posted by: amanda at October 28, 2009 6:36 PM

mandasarah I refused to watch the made for TV movie of The Langoliers. I just knew it would suck and ruin the story for me forever.

Oh my God, the former world was cold and smells weren't there and you couldn't light anything? For some reason even that creeped me out. I'm obsessed with time themes, anyway, so you combine that and suspense/horror and you've got a winner in my eyes.

As for illustrations, s. pisaster, I had an old old edition of the Hans Christian Andersen fairy tales as a kid and DAMN if those color plates weren't totally fucking freaky. To this day, I can hardly look at them. Everyone looks...wrong. Even innocent little girls.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 28, 2009 6:38 PM

The Exorcist and Dracula both messed with me when I was a kid. I have since re-read Dracula a couple of times and no longer find it scary but still love the book. No power on this earth could get me to read The Exorcist again.

Every thing else on my list is Stephen King. And I'm not going to bother because: Everything everyone else listed upthread. All of them.

In Closing,

Fuck YOU Stephen King!!

Posted by: greer at October 28, 2009 6:40 PM

I've already commented but whatever, the Jack Daniels is feeling talkative tonight. I think Stephen King gets a bad rap. Sure, the adaptations of his work uniformly suck, (with the notable exception of the non-horrors, I'm thinking Shawshank and Dolores Claibourne) but damn if the man can't write a great scary book. While I agree that his endings tend to be a let down (and I'm thinking mostly of Carrie here) but he can build up tension like nobody's business. For the record, The Shining and The Stand freaked the living crap out of me. The Stand in particular....the image of Randall Flagg walking down the highway in the dark in his cowboy boots? The weasels in Mother Abigail's cornfield? Larry Underwood trekking through the Lincoln tunnel which is clogged up with cars and bodies? That shit's scary.
Also, for someone who mentioned it earlier, Salem's Lot... the scene where the vampire kid, Danny, is tapping on the window pane? I saw that when I was a kid and 15 years later its still giving me nightmares!

Posted by: sheepeyes at October 28, 2009 6:43 PM

S Pis!!

That Scary Stories book fucked me up as a kid. A bunch of us read it out loud, camping in the back yard (of course) and for whatever reason I was sure that a witch or something was going to come get me. However, the book is what helped me get to sleep. The book said that people hung sieves or something over the keyholes in the door and the witch couldn't enter without counting all the holes. I was like, "Dude, I'm in a mesh tent! It'll be morning before some fucking witch counts all that shit." And it worked, I finally fell asleep. But I hated the Wendigo (sp?) story.

I loved King's short stories but the one that actually creeped me out was the one where a kid is left at home watching over his grandmother, and she's a witch and takes over his body or something. What I remember most is something about "With a few grunts in a pre-Druidic language, Aunt ___ dropped dead 400 miles away."
Fuck me up, man. Especially since he went on and one about how she smelled like eggs and baby powder.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at October 28, 2009 6:44 PM

A lot of Stephen King books scared me; Pet Sematary comes to mind. But no book has scared me as an adult the way Betty Ren Wright's books scared me as a kid. Christina's Ghost and The Doll House Murders gave me actual chills. I also liked Mary Downing Hahn as a kid. Wait Till Helen Comes kept me up nights. And Zilpha Keatley Snyder: The Headless Cupid and The Witches of Worm fucked me up. Man I loved scary books when I was little.

Posted by: Cree83 at October 28, 2009 6:46 PM

Kamikaze - the description of the crime in Banner was horrifying. King is peerless with fiction, though Poe is freaky, too. In the non-horror-but-scary category, Lionel Shriver's "We Need to Talk About Kevin." I read it while pregnant, which I don't recommend.

Posted by: samantha t at October 28, 2009 6:51 PM

I had a collection of horror stories when I was about 10, and my favorite one was about 2 girls staying in a room in a tower, and the one girl went downstairs to investigate some weird sounds and then came back up without her head.

Scared the crap out of me then, makes me giggle now...

Pet Semetary scares me, only for the sad and terrible death of the little boy....

Posted by: Janey at October 28, 2009 6:52 PM

I agree he was once good, even great, but King got formulaic a long while back and has never returned from that land. I doubt he ever will.

Which is fine, I guess, but I think once you've lost your touch you should hang it up. Do something else. Or just enjoy your riches. Whatever.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 28, 2009 6:55 PM

I read a short story in 9th grade, called "Leiningen versus the Ants" by Carl Stephenson. After reading it, my skin crawled for several days. Literally.

Posted by: bonnie at October 28, 2009 6:55 PM

Ditto to whoever said The Ruins. That was a great tense read on a rainy Saturday afternoon.

My other favorite King is the novella The Mist-that one was SO CREEPY. And claustrophobic.

Posted by: Julie at October 28, 2009 6:55 PM

I gobbled up horror tales as a youth and don't remember being actually frightened, so I'll go with The Fountainhead. Just to think of all the insufficiently socialized dweebs who gobble up Rand to justify being mother-blaming assholes to everyone...brrr......

Posted by: sansho1 at October 28, 2009 6:58 PM

Rosemary's Baby by Ira Levin was frightening. More than any of the King books for me.

Posted by: ed newman at October 28, 2009 6:59 PM

Linny:
"Ordinary Men" fucked my shit up. I read it for my freshman history class last year and I still can't get some of the scenes out of my head. Particularly the one where they had the mass grave of Jews they had shot and when they buried it the dirt surface was moving for a while because some of them were STILL ALIVE. Did not sleep for a while. Worst part though was the fact that they were given a choice to participate or not, and over time no one refused. Ugh.

Posted by: Erin S at October 28, 2009 7:00 PM

A book called - Shadow Divers: The True Adventure of Two Americans Who Risked Everything to Solve One of the Last Mysteries of World War II -
It's a true story about wreck diving and I'm so clausterphobic I started having panic attacks while reading it and ended up flinging it under my bed (for safety, because if it's under the bed the scary can't get me) and never finishing it.

Posted by: king at October 28, 2009 7:01 PM

I once read a comment that said that "scary stories to tell in the dark" should have been called "Disturbing Images to Fuck your childhood."

The second half of House of Leaves didn't frighten me. What frightened me was the opening chapter about the 5 1/2 minute hallway. I'm weird like that.

The book that actually fucked me over, though, was Phantom of the Opera. No, I'm serious. There's a part where the Persian (who always gets left out) is taking Raoul down through the catacombs, and there's some undefined guy wandering around in old costumes waiting to pounce on wanderers and drag them back to the beginning of the level. . . I mean the Paris Opera House. Plus, it's all from Raoul's point of view and he's all "why is it dark? why do I have to hold my hand in this funny position? What the fuck is going on?!!"

It's scarier when you read it. I swear.

Posted by: Rowen at October 28, 2009 7:04 PM

The Exorcist. I read it my freshman year in college. I finished it at two in the morning and was so scared (I was in a single dorm room), I had to wake some floormates and talk the rest of the night.

When my little brother and I saw the movie, he had to sleep with his closet light always on. Oh, and we never, ever went up in our attic.

Posted by: James S at October 28, 2009 7:07 PM

I was reading It when I was about 13 and I was all alone in the house. There used to be a riverboat that would do a dinner thing around here, you know - it would make a trip down the river and shit while you ate. Anyway, I'm all alone, reading this book and it's right at a scary part with the clown and the riverboat departs. And whenever it departed it played calliope music. Freaked me out. But that's not the scariest book I've ever read. That honor goes to:

The Birds. My mom gave me that to read when I was about 9 years old (WTF were you thinking woman?!?) and that book terrified me. Just thinking about the birds pecking through boarded up windows and shit gives me the shivers.

Posted by: Jeni at October 28, 2009 7:12 PM

Rowen, I completely get the Phantom of the Opera thing.....all those creepy corridors and even the phantom himself, when they talk about him having a death's head....pretty scary

Posted by: sheepeyes at October 28, 2009 7:13 PM

Oh, then there's that whole torture chamber with the mirrors and the tree and the way it makes you go crazy and then he just drops a noose in there, and lets you do the work yourself. AND his whole "the cricket jumps so very HIGH!!" speech.

Posted by: Rowen at October 28, 2009 7:22 PM

Now that all of you add so very weird things, may I no recommend reading "The lord of the flies" when equipped with a very visual imagination? (That goddamn pigs head... *shudder*)
Also, why hasn't anyone mentioned "Catcher in the Rye"? I haven't read it myself but I have come to understand that it's the fav book of psychos and seriously fucked-up serial killers and such, so I assumed that the book was equally rotten? Anyone?

Posted by: Padame at October 28, 2009 7:40 PM

Which is the Stephen King short story about the kids on the raft with the black stuff in the water? That one scared my pants.

Poe's short stories are just genius.

I'm going to have to first remember which cabinet I stuffed House of Leaves away in, and then think about reading only in bright sunshine.

Posted by: Cindy at October 28, 2009 7:41 PM

Okay, don't laugh, but... Sphere. I was reading it really late one summer night and then I made myself promise that I would go to bed right after finishing the chapter I was on.

Unfortunately for me, it was the chapter where the main character figures out that the secret coded message says "Hello, my name is HARRY" and that Harry is the reason why everything's going all crazy!! That blew my mind!!

I put the book down as promised, but I didn't sleep for a very, very, very long time.

I don't read that many scary books, okay? STOP JUDGING ME!!!

*fetal position*

Posted by: Jelinas at October 28, 2009 7:45 PM

VITALS, by Greg Bear, disturbed the shit out of me for some reason. It's listed as a techno-thriller, but it's mostly a very creepy conspiracy/mind control story that has some incredibly unsettling moments.

Posted by: RudeMorgue at October 28, 2009 7:50 PM

Wise Blood by Flannery O'Connor. Southern Gothic at it's finest; Enoch Emery and Sabbath Lily are some of the creepiest characters in fiction, and the story additionally includes avaricious evangelists, people treating mummies as if they are live babes, killing people and then stealing their gorilla suits and running around in them, people having delusions about having "wise blood" that tells them what to do, people blinding themselves with lye and sleeping wrapped in barbed wire...

I read it first in college, and I'd seen plenty of gory horror, but this creeped me out in a whole new way. These people were wholly deceitful and self-deceitful, hypocritical, but self-flagellating, and in any case delusional, and it's all because of the status of their relationship with or rejection of Jesus, though questions of faith never seem to enter the story. O'Connor once called the South "Christ-haunted" and that pretty much sums up this tale, and let me tell you, it is disturbing.

Posted by: Codger at October 28, 2009 7:51 PM

Boy, you people sure are crazy about Stephen King. If I hadn't already tried to get through The Shining and Pet Semetary multiple times and failed miserably, I'd almost trust you guys enough to go for it. If King isn't too violent for me (I get to the Indian being smashed off his bicycle in Pet Semetary, throw up, and put the book back on the library shelf), he's too slow for no reason other than describing every single detail of a room before continuing with the plot (The Shining (and The Stand, and Blaze, and any of his "short stories" that go longer than 20 pages) literally puts me to sleep). I'd take his son Joe Hill's work any day over his tired prose. Now Heart-Shaped Box, that's a scary horror novel with justifiable violence and a nice suspenseful pace.

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2009 8:00 PM

Amityville Horror. I think the movies were ridiculous, but the book scared the shit out of me when I was in high school. I remember reading the scene where the father kept hearing the marching band. I was up late, reading in my room, and had to go to the bathroom. But I couldn't leave my room because I was too freaked out that I'd hear a marching band if I opened the door.

I'm freaking myself out now just typing this. Ack.

Posted by: Lollygagger at October 28, 2009 8:05 PM

Oh, and the book that scared me from my childhood, Something Wicked this Way Comes by Ray Bradbury. Two words: Evil. Carnival. I never saw a film version of it but my imagination was definitely vivid enough to hear the calliope music in the background when I was reading it, and it still gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Codger at October 28, 2009 8:05 PM

"It." My breath always stops during the part where one of the kids are trapped in the completely dark water tower, and then they hear footsteps...

Posted by: Dingles at October 28, 2009 8:05 PM

As a parent, it was Neil Gaiman's Coraline. It works completely differently for kids and adults...things that gave me the willies, my kid didn't bat an eye at, and vice versa. There's a particular passage about the main monster killing her mother that is ridiculously, casually, completely off-hand and creepy as fuck.

The scariest story also happens to be by Gaiman, and it's called The Price. It's so...detached...like being in the middle of a nightmare.

Posted by: Wednesday at October 28, 2009 8:06 PM

Great call on Wise Blood, Codger. I read it a few years ago during a visit to Italy, where I stayed in an apartment populated by a rotating cast of ESOL teachers. Because of the varied backgrounds of those who had lived there, the bookshelf was an eclectic wonderland -- but not a Southern Gothic to be found. So I donated Wise Blood and laughed to think how badly it would fuck somebody's shit up one of these days....

Posted by: sansho1 at October 28, 2009 8:11 PM

I also have to go with Stephen King here (also, hi Pajiba! I have a new job now and I almost never get to read the site anymore!) because I read his stuff at a really inappropriately young age, and so it was way scarier than it might have been as an adult. Long sentence. For me the scariest one was the fucking Boogeyman, who lives in the closet, follows the family from house to house, and then eventually is the therapist that the father is seeing to get over his trauma. Jesus H. Christ that scared me.

As an adult the scariest book I've read is Heart-Shaped Box, which mildly pissed me off with the sexualized violence (fucking King family) but mainly just scared the everliving shit out of me. I had to put it down, which I never do. Eek.

Posted by: Cara at October 28, 2009 8:24 PM

One of Poe's best is The Pit and the Pendulum. Aauuughhhh. That's some serious torture right there.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at October 28, 2009 8:28 PM

Although Stephen King's books can be scary, they have never kept me awake at night, and I have read nearly all of them.

Now Ann Rice - yikes! The Mayfair Witches series - got halfway through The Witching Hour and could not finish it as it scared the heck out of me.

And I still think The Exorcist and the original Night of the Living Dead movies must be the scariest movies ever, although I have not seen Paranormal Activity yet.

Posted by: Juliaf at October 28, 2009 8:49 PM

And The Tell-Tale Heart.

Posted by: Cindy at October 28, 2009 8:50 PM

Alien Agenda by Jim Marrs. I may not believe in UFOs, but I'll be damned if I'm not concerned about being wrong.

Posted by: Fernando at October 28, 2009 8:52 PM

Carrie by Stephen King. I read it when I was about 7 years old and for some reason thought it was a true story. Also, the cover of the original paperback edition of The Stand (published in 1978 or 1980, I'm not sure) terrifies me to this day. I actually bought said book last Sunday at a flea market for a quarter. It still scares me although I have no idea why. I also have no idea why I bought it!

Posted by: Az at October 28, 2009 8:55 PM

Honestly, the War of the Worlds completely fucked me up. I have no idea why exactly, but that crazy death ray thing was the scariest shit ever.

Also The Shining, obviously. But I've got to say, I hate Cujo. I guess it's kind of scary, but I was really disappointed that basically the only thing wrong with the dog is that he has rabies. I mean rabies is frightening, but it's not at all supernatural. There's no mystery in it, is what I'm saying.

Posted by: AMT at October 28, 2009 8:57 PM

Ooh and Ghost Story by Peter Straub. TERRIFYING.

Posted by: Azraelle at October 28, 2009 9:04 PM

I've never heard of "House of Leaves," but I'm definitely going to check it out. I love a good scare.

I went through a big Stephen King phase that lasted about 15 years. I think his short stories/novellas end up scarier than his full-length novels. Amen to whoever mentioned "The Raft" and "The Mist." Damn scary.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at October 28, 2009 9:09 PM

Stephen King ruled my world starting in 7th grade, and there's lots of his stuff that scared my adolescent ass..Pet Semetary still packs a punch..King's best and scariest...but as I got older, the last thing that really disturbed me was American Psycho. (SPOILER AHOY) The scene w/ Bateman and the homeless man sickened me in a really profound way and I thought about it for hours afterward.

Posted by: stryker1121 at October 28, 2009 9:09 PM

Not going to lie- "The Tripods Series" by John Christopher, most specifically "The White Mountains". We read the first two books in the series in our 6th grade English. I had nightmares that the Tripods were going to 'cap' me and destroy my house for weeks.

Posted by: Zippy at October 28, 2009 9:18 PM

Cindy, that story is called "The Raft".
Since a number of my favorites have been taken already, I'll take a Bachman book: RAGE. That story probably scared me out of being a Columbine kid, and I was damn close when I was in high school.
The book that still gives me chills when I read it is Night, by Elie Wiesel. When I read it in school, it scared me with the horrors of war. Now, it's the process of following him to his taking-on the face of a corpse.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at October 28, 2009 9:27 PM

Slash, the laundry-press-run-amok story is called "The Mangler." And yes, it was definitely scary. But for me, I think the scariest King story is "The Shining." I read it in high school, reading a chapter or three before bed each night: I slept with the light on for weeks.

Posted by: ariadne at October 28, 2009 9:37 PM

You would think I could remember something like that.

I'm surprised that the majority of stuff here is SK - I find it hard to believe he cornered the market. I know I read some Clive Barker back in the day. I think I got tired of scary books. The Cement Garden is a special kind of horror though.

Posted by: Cindy at October 28, 2009 9:37 PM

I had to read a lot of nasty crap during my undergrad.

Complicity by Iain Banks: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
120 Days in Sodom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(couldn't even finish it)


But there's nothing like history to mess you up. Holy, holy, holy, holy SHIT! Don't want poachers? Haev the perpetrator carry out his own execution by forcing him to swallow a hare whole and alive with hair intact. Too many gypsies? Slit a live horse's gut open, stick said live gypsy inside, sew it up, watch the torment, watch them die. Did someone say 'Rotisserie Templar'? Aztec? You don't need all of those foot bones, allow us to burn you until your heel falls out. Welcome to Chef Henry VIII Ironic Execution Division: Boil until penitent, braise until tender. Ew, the 'Bulgar Slayer'. Never ask a Viking about eagles, something bad involving salt will happen. Edward I, by the metal sword or on the flesh one. Henry Beauclerc didn't want to gouge out the eyes of his two granddaughters, but it's business. Don't tell Peter the Great that Eudoxia has a new boyfriend. Sure, you divorced her, but that was only 20 years ago! If you don't need to know about Giles de Rais, DON'T FUCKING LEARN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at October 28, 2009 9:41 PM

I read Steven King's Gerald's Game as a freshman in high school and it MESSED ME UP. His old short stories still keep me up at night.

Posted by: superEdna at October 28, 2009 9:50 PM

Jo 'Mama' makes, as always, a good point. The true stories are the scariest ones.

Posted by: MM at October 28, 2009 10:04 PM

Yup anything by Stephen King- early years- IT by far the worst. I ate his stories up as a child which explains a lot about me and my desensitized attitude toward violence...

Also Watchers by Dean Koontz scared the crap out of me.

Parts of I Am Legend.

Some of Poe's stories- TellTale Heart, House of Usher.

Posted by: Be Adequite! at October 28, 2009 10:05 PM

1) "IT". because i'd rather not shit the bed while i'm reading and i'm pretty sure my husband would leave me due to the nature of nightmares sure to follow me reading about psycho clowns living in the sewer. i have nightmares if i see a commercial about the circus.

2) "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS" - my friend Ruth loaned it to me when I was in grade 12, a few years before the movie came out. I was home alone for a few nights and decided to start reading it then. The damn thing was so engrossing I was about 100 pages in at 12:30am, and scared shitless. It was a lovely spring night and my bedroom window was wide open so I could smell the rain outside. Just when I got to the part where Clarice goes to the garage where there is a scary assed car in storage- a cat fight broke out outside, and those cats were fucking pissed (or horny). I just about vomited, threw the book across the room, locked my bedroom door and sat up in bed keening until dawn. I went into school that morning and threw the book on Ruth's desk and told her she owed me 3 years of therapy. Never finished it. Never will.

Posted by: Irene of the North at October 28, 2009 10:08 PM

Yet Another Stephen King Fan here, plugging the novella The Mist. And I still seethe with rage when I think of how Darabont failed with that punked-out ending to the movie adaptation.

But the story? Oh, read that in one sitting. Could not stop myself. The setting, the characters, the totally believable heightening of tensions among the survivors... And the bugs and creatures themselves? Yeah, scared the pee outta me.

And then that sense of despair at the conclusion-that-wasn't? Shivers just thinking about it.

Shivers.

Posted by: malikvlc at October 28, 2009 10:10 PM

Yeah, I remember the Tripod trilogy fucking me up, though it was the second one (The City of Gold and Lead), that always had me. Mainly the whole "we have no idea how to get out of here, especially since just standing and breathing are so damn difficult, while our captors skip around and talk about how much better they have things . .. oh, and there's no end in sight to all this." That and "oh, btw, here's your friend. We keep them under glass like GIANT FUCKING BUTTERFLIES!!"

Posted by: Rowen at October 28, 2009 10:12 PM

"IT" is definitely up to this day the scariest thing I ever read. I've read it about 4 times and each time I can only read it during the day. I always have to have another book as my "just before bed" book.

Stephen King's "Gerald's Game" also has one of the scariest SCENES ever in a book. I was reading just to the end of the chapter in bed one night, and well, when i got to the end of the chapter I had to read 3 or 4 more just to calm myself down. *SPOILER ALERT *
It was when she woke up and the man was in the corner of the room. WTF.

As a kid tons of the Grimm's fairie tales scared the crap out of me, esp the Red dancing shoes one.

Posted by: Michelle at October 28, 2009 10:30 PM

For me, Stephen King's Misery, most likely because I stayed well away from the more legendary books on my cottage bookshelf. I didn't really relish the thought of diving into Four Past Midnight in a cabin by the lake.

Having said that, Misery really did it for me. I don't think I'll ever watch the movie. There's one passage especially towards the end - at this point, I'm already staring down a lifetime of imagining psychopathic nurses in my basement - where the protagonist wheels himself back into his apartment and actually imagines he sees Annie standing in a corner. I didn't even HAVE to rely on my own imagination. Stephen King did all the work for me.

Bastard.

Posted by: Ling at October 28, 2009 10:33 PM

The last book I read that really kinda shook me up was The Collector by John Fowles. Really good and creepy.

There's a short story called "The Wall" by Jean-Paul Sartre. It's not really scary like the horror novels being mentioned above, but it really stayed with me after I read it.

And then there is stuff that is just disturbing like Pat McCabe's The Butcher Boy.


Posted by: Yossarian at October 28, 2009 10:53 PM

I loved IT when I read it as a kid (7th grade?). I think they should teach it in middle schools. I recommend it to tween relatives all the time.

Granted, there are some things that happen later in the book make my position somewhat... controversial. Whatever, every kid should have a 1K book on their resume. It's good for their self esteem.

Posted by: Yossarian at October 28, 2009 11:04 PM

Ooooh, SuperEdna! Gerald's Game is TERRIFYING. The guy? AAAAAAAH! Nightmares for YEARS. I'd completely forgotten about it! Jeeeeeeeeesus Christ that was beyond scary.

Posted by: figgy at October 28, 2009 11:13 PM

i think i should read house of leaves again, i don't remember being more than creeped out and puzzled by it. it is rather but i think that was mostly because of the way it's printed.

i don't think i've read any books that have scared me, but after dark and kafka on the shore both kinda freaked me out a little during some parts. i don't know why, but i love them both for making me feel all tingly on the back of my neck.

i dunno if the handmaid's tale was more scary or depressing. maybe it just scared me because i'm already afraid of church.

Posted by: yeratomato at October 28, 2009 11:55 PM

The scariest? "The Stand". King threw some supernatural crap in there but the premise is just to frighteningly real.
The book I will NOT read?
"American Psycho".
The second half of the book is a sociopath's "Boy Scout Manual". Does the author hand out merit badges for removing a clitoris with one's teeth?

Posted by: Spender at October 29, 2009 1:41 AM

It, hands down.

Just thinking about that fucking drain gives me a shiver.

Posted by: Mebe at October 29, 2009 1:52 AM

forgot to add 1984 equally scared me but in a different way. It is monster screepy. 1984 is my living nightmare.


Nonfiction: Stalin in Power, that book horrified me.

Posted by: Mebe at October 29, 2009 1:58 AM

I've read a lot of true crime books about serial killers. Those are the scariest.

But, as for fiction, The Shining is probably at the top of my list.

Posted by: jk at October 29, 2009 2:06 AM

stryker1121, I put down American Psycho after that scene, and never picked it back up (although I think it was the dog in the scene that really did it to me).
I'm not sure what the scariest book I've ever read was, but recently World War Z was good. Being the dumbass I am, I went into an underground labyrinth in Budapest less than a week after reading it, and I just kept thinking about the scene in the French catacombs, waiting for something to come get me.
In general, though, I think I get more creeped out by the "could maybe happen in real life stuff" such as serial killers than monsters.

Posted by: Jen at October 29, 2009 2:53 AM

A book called Naomi's Room by Jonathan Aycliffe. I'd read bucketloads of King before that (pretty much red everything he'd written in my teen years), but this book scared the ever-lovin snot out of me. Has anyone else read it?

Posted by: Cadence at October 29, 2009 4:20 AM

*read, not red. Ooops..

Posted by: Cadence at October 29, 2009 4:21 AM

Off the top of my head, I´d have to say King Solomon's mines. I read it when I was about 10 or 11, and I was freaked out by the guy without one eye and the creepy monkey-witch.

Read it years later, and the effect was gone.

More recently I was sorta creeped out by Coldheart Canyon, by Clive Barker. i never re-read it, mostly because it's a big book, but also because it's kinda scarifying.

Posted by: Pedro at October 29, 2009 5:46 AM

Oh, and Poe. Poe scared me shitless when I was 13.

Posted by: Pedro at October 29, 2009 5:57 AM

Also, the book I'd be afraid to pick up? "Mein Kampf". I have this sort of morbid curiosity, but I'm too afraid I'll be grossed out by that creature's visions and ideas to dare to read it.

One of my professors once described it as "boring" and stated that "if [we] ever tried to read it, [we'd] fall asleep". Is this true?

Posted by: Pedro at October 29, 2009 6:09 AM

american psycho,read it when i was 15-it wasn't exceedingly well-written by any measure,but the hyperactive imagination i had at that age and the physical imagery of the book-it was like being forced to watch an autopsy performed on a live person.

Posted by: dwayne at October 29, 2009 6:12 AM

Twilight... It gave me nightmares of ladyboy vampires and no Buffy...

Posted by: caity at October 29, 2009 6:46 AM

Forgot one no one else has mentioned: Dean Koontz - Intensity. That is one of the only books I got half way through and just gave up. It was too much for me, and I've read every King book and nearly every Barker. Also it was my 10th or so Koontz book. But Intensity was just messed up. And I really think Koontz should have sued over the freaking awful "Haute Tension" French movie that stole the plot outright from him.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 29, 2009 7:24 AM

I know the site's publishers don't have a lot of control about the ads, and since ads are what keep Pajiba running, I generally have no problem with them whatsoever, but in the last day or so, they've become unbelievably obnoxious. There are at least THREE different vids and sound tracks playing at the same damn time; I keep frantically muting but the noise keeps coming anyway. Can someone maybe suggest to the advertisers that this is not an effective marketing strategy? I can't make sense of three ads playing at once, and even when I'm not completely overloaded by noise to actually notice the product, I'm only that much more resolved to never buy it.

Love this thread, though, the timing is perfect as I was trying to find good horror books. A little less emphasis on Stephen King would be nice, as I've not found him particularly scary, but maybe I haven't read the right books.

Posted by: DeadBessie at October 29, 2009 8:24 AM

1984

I'm surprised by the House of Leaves terrors. It's my favorite book, I read it at least once a year, but I have never found it frightening.

Posted by: Scully at October 29, 2009 9:00 AM

Runners up:
-Stephen King's "Pet Semetary" - That whole sequence after his son's death is bad.
-F. Paul Wilson's "The Keep" - The atmosphere throughout that whole thing is creepy.
-Clive Barker's short story "Dread"

First Place:
-Robert E Howard's "Pigeons From Hell" - My cousin read it to me when I was 10 or so and it scared the bejesus out of me. Still does. Great story.

Posted by: East Coast Ugly at October 29, 2009 9:05 AM

The Langoliers was really creepy. Similarly, Kings' story "The Mist" was really scary when I was young. Watching the fog roll up a tidal river in Maine will really bring that book to life. Dense fog like that creeps me out to this day - a weird claustrophobia.

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Posted by: Kent at October 29, 2009 9:38 AM

The thing with the House of Leaves is that the first part scared me with a lot of the mysterious imagry and the concept of nothing going on for ever. At some point in time, I realized what the book was really about, and it wasn't scary any more. (and I cried on the train as I was finishing it, and had to read the scene with the ribbon a few times.)

Posted by: Rowen at October 29, 2009 9:51 AM

Wow, I was just thinking about this the other day. I know it wouldn't be as scary now, but when I was a kid, The Dollhouse Murders was a popular book and as much as I loved it, it terrified me.
It was about a girl who was staying with her aunt, and they discovered her old dollhouse in the attic. The dolls in the dollhouse kept recreating the night when her aunt's parents (the heroine's grandparents) were murdered, trying to reveal who the real killer was.
I was about 9 when I first read this. It was chilling, and yet I had to read it over and over again, even though it scared the hell out of me.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at October 29, 2009 10:10 AM

Actually now that I think of it, I think I was younger than 9. Probably more like 7. Scary stuff for a little kid.l

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at October 29, 2009 10:14 AM

"The Mist" was one of my favorites growing up and one of the few books I read multiple times. I just loved the idea of all the unknown things in the mist. The bigger and more unknown the better. When there was an impossibly loud and unnatural sound from far off in the distance, or a giant leg towering up and out of view connected to God knows what... tingles of joy to my pre-adolescent imagination.

I re-read it when the movie was coming out and while I was a little disappointed in the flat characters and the writing on events inside the store, I was still given a tingle by the unknown and mysterious creatures that were out there, somewhere, in the mist.

Posted by: Yossarian at October 29, 2009 10:34 AM

for sure it was "Carmilla" by Le Fanu, it might have to do with the fact that I was twelve years old at the time but damn, I had to sleep my arms strategically rapted around my neck for a couple of years terrified of the couchcrashing bitch. no wonder now i look like young igor!

Posted by: rio at October 29, 2009 10:34 AM

I wanted to list this book earlier but I couldn't remember the title. I read it a long time ago but I remember some of the stories in it scaring the living crap out of me. The book is Masterpieces of Terror and the Supernatural. It is a collection of short stories edited by Marvin Kaye. It is well worth reading.

Posted by: John W at October 29, 2009 10:42 AM

I'll jump on the Stephen King bandwagon - that was responsible for a lot of sleepless nights in my early teens. Biggest scares? "It" and "Pet Sematary".

Also, there was a short story by Clive Barker, I think, where a man gets slowly flayed alive and dismembered? I can't remember the name of it, but it was so graphic I almost puked.

Posted by: Treena at October 29, 2009 10:47 AM

My dad is a horror fan & had me reading age-inappropriate but thrilling stuff as a kid. From now until the end of time, my scariest will be the first chapter of Dean Koontz's Darkfall. We still talk about it to this day -- affected me at seven the same way it affected him at thirty-five.

Bradbury's Something Wicked This Way Comes I read as an adult but dearly wish someone had read to me before bed as a kid. The Dust Witch? C'mon! Terrifying.

Reading Ramsey Campbell's Nazareth Hill alone at night in my 20's made me turn on all the lights in my apartment -- even rooms I couldn't see from where I was sitting.

Most recently, Dan Simmon's Summer of Night ruined me for a couple days. There are some scenes in that book that come back to me unbidden on a hot, muggy, Midwestern night.

Posted by: JLB at October 29, 2009 11:01 AM

The Murder Artist by John Case is an excellent mystery, but it is chilling. I don't go for the truly scary stuff (never read Stephen King and after reading the comments, probably won't), and this one scared me to death. And it stayed with me for days after I finished it. I re-read books all the time, but not this one.

Posted by: Maggie at October 29, 2009 11:07 AM

For a non-supernatural scare, "On the Beach" by Nevil Shute. It's about the end of the world via nuclear war. It's a pretty old book, I think it came out in the 1950s, was made into a movie (which I haven't seen).

Posted by: Slash at October 29, 2009 11:15 AM

The scariest book I've read is a novel called Harvest by Tess Gerritsen. its about this doctor who discovers this black market for human organs, the end scared the crap out of me, and freaked me out. still can't read it again

Posted by: Alex Stallwitz at October 29, 2009 11:49 AM

Salem's Lot was definitely the first, yep that got me good. I just read the first book of The Strain by Del Tero and Hogan, very creepy. But favorite book by far is War Z, I think I read it in a couple of hours... good zombie fun.

Posted by: D at October 29, 2009 11:50 AM

IT by Stephen King is the only book that has ever given me nightmares and waking nightmares. I read it around my 10th or 11th birthday and had received a balloon or two from my parents, whch were tied to my desk chair beside my bed. So guess what I saw when I woke up from a nightmare? Yep, the rotting clown's head. Freaked my shit out - I am surprised I didn't scream.

Rght now I'm listening to Salem's Lot on audiobook. It's been ages since I read it, so I figured I would revisit it. Man, is that a creepy and effective book.

WM, I read The Dollhouse Murders at around the same age you did. Great scary story for kids.

Posted by: stardust savant at October 29, 2009 12:03 PM

Hands Down: Red Dragon by Thomas Harris.

Posted by: Courtney at October 29, 2009 12:05 PM

I don't think I've read some of King's scariest stuff, but I will give a shout out to his and Straub's The Talisman simply because it's one of my favorite books in general, and because while I didn't find it all that scary, I did find it incredibly emotionally taxing. I just felt for Jack through the whole thing. Plus, I love how it fits into his big Dark Tower obsession, which I know irritates everyone, but I have to admit I enjoyed. Same with Randal Flagg from The Stand.

Also, I came across the Scary Stories to Read in the Dark while staying in a B&B in Maine, and had a room to myself in the attic. Bad. Choice. I was ten and utterly terrified.

Along those same lines, my parents decided it was a good idea to leave Amphigorey lying around while I was really little. After the story about the carnivorous sofa, and then the unwanted penguin-like visitor, and "Gashlycrumb Tinies" (my name's Kate, so apparently I was struck by an ax), I was not prepared to read Gorey again for a very long time. Most of them didn't even make sense to me, and they still fucked my shit up. Gah.

Posted by: kalexal at October 29, 2009 12:23 PM

As for books I've avoided: 120 Days of Sodom...read the first couple of chapters, and as much I'd like to challenge myself w/ such a nasty piece o' work, there was just nothing enjoyable about churning my way thru what is basically a moral black hole. I'd be interested to get anyone's take who read the whole thing. What'd you get out of it?

Pop fiction-wise, I've avoided Off Season by Jack Ketchum (sp), about a group of yuppies getting eviscerated (and otherwise) by some feral sub-humans. Graphic scenes of torture, some committed by kids are not my thing, even though I enjoy horror novels.

Posted by: stryker1121 at October 29, 2009 12:40 PM

It's hard to say what is scary now compared to first reads. I've never stopped reading a book because it was too scary. But I would have to agree with Canaux on "Heart Shaped Box". That book was great and kept me looking over my shoulder for a good week after finishing it!

Most of Stephen Kings' novels, IMAO, are not scary per se, rather there are moments that evoke fear if you identify with the characters. Most often in his books, I am too enamored with the plot and character development to be scared and certainly not to the point I would stop reading.

Posted by: SZ at October 29, 2009 2:13 PM

I would have to say Night by Elie Wiesel. It's not scary in the supernatural or serial killer sense but that one kept me up a few nights thinking about humanity and how the Holocaust could have been allowed to happen.

Posted by: Jadine at October 29, 2009 2:30 PM

I am glad that someone else was scared by Ghost Story by Peter Straub - i threw it far far away after I read it ----

Posted by: m bolton at October 29, 2009 2:43 PM

Yeah, second Ghost Story. That was an absolutely terrifying read with some decent characterization and the nailed the claustrophobia of living in a small-ish town. Straub never repeated that initial success, IMO.

Posted by: claire at October 29, 2009 3:02 PM

I don't really get scared by books (I read a lot of horror) but if I'm alone in the house the right book can get me really creeped out - Dracula is always a good one. And Iain Banks - The Wasp Factory has one scene that I will never ever forget as long as I live.

Pedro - I read Mein Kampf at University and your professor is right on the mark - it does induce sleep. The only scary thing about that book is that some people do cite it as an influence.

Posted by: Zoe at October 29, 2009 3:18 PM

Pet Sematary. I will never read that again, it's just too upsetting. Even King said he was reluctant to publish it.
Books I'm afraid to read - The Road. It just seems like something I don't need to put myself through.

Posted by: Tarn at October 30, 2009 8:20 AM

When it comes to books, I have a relatively high scare threshold, and have rarely been really scared by one. I have been flat-out horrified, emotionally gutted, shattered and frankly offended by "scary" books, twice, but almost never really scared. Oddly, the only book that ever scared me so badly I couldn’t finish it in one go was The Religion, the book on which the sort of meh Martin Sheen movie The Believers was based, but I think that had less to do with how scary the actually book was than it did with where I was in my life at the time. The only other book that ever came remotely close was The Search For Joseph Tully, which I don’t think is even in print anymore. I was only about fourteen or so when I read it, and I've never been able to figure out if it got me the way it did because it really was as trickily and subtly written as I perceived it to be (I NEVER saw the ending coming), or just because I was so young and un-tricky and unsubtle and easily suckered at the time.

PS: House of Leaves didn't bother me a bit, except for the part where I was on the subway and didn't have a hand mirror with me, so I wound up reading the last fifty pages or so in the tinfoil from a stick of Wrigley's spearmint gum.

Posted by: roseyv at October 30, 2009 7:19 PM

Pet Semetary by King, it didn't necessarily overtly frighten me but the terrible situation that the characters went through left me quite unsettled. I loved The Shining it was unsettling and disturbing.

p.s. I just wondered am I the only one who absolutely loathed the movie version of The Shining, other than Nicholson's great performance I hated that movie and I think that Kubrick is vastly overrated.

Posted by: Matt at October 30, 2009 11:40 PM

Bad Jelly the Witch by Spike Milligan
The Witches by Roald Dahl

basically anything witch related oh and anything nuclear war related

e.g. On the Beach by Neville Shute
and When the Wind Blows by Raymond Briggs

I also second Red Dragon.

Posted by: Carmensandiego at November 6, 2009 12:09 AM


















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