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An Afternoon Comment Diversion / Dustin Rowles

Comment Diversions | May 20, 2009 | Comments (208)


Tonight’s comment diversion is an easy one: Name the three most famous people you’ve ever met, excluding large crowd situations (autograph sessions, book signings, political rallies, etc.). I’ll start:

1. Elvis Costello in Florence, Italy. He randomly sat at a table three feet from Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate and I on our honeymoon. Naturally, I made a complete ass of myself).

2. Bill Clinton — Little Rock, AR. I worked for his campaign in 92. Charming, gregarious motherfucker. If he’d asked me for a testicle, I’d have said: Left or right?

3. Kevin Bacon — Benton, AR. On the set of End of the Line when I was 13. I was an extra. I got $20 and free soda. And now I’m one degree away from Kevin Bacon. Jealous?


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I met James Woods when he was filming a (really shitty) movie in my area. I even shook the hand that morphed into a big fleshy gun in Videodrome. It was the crowning achievement of my life up until that moment (and, yes, I was a virgin at the time).

I also met Lou Gossett, Jr. and Gary Coleman (and he didn't even take a swing at me!) on separate occasions.

Posted by: Case at May 20, 2009 8:42 PM

1. Patrick Duffy (but I only talked to him on the phone)
2. George H. W. Bush
3. Traci Lords

Sad.

Posted by: ECM at May 20, 2009 8:43 PM

1. Leo (!) at a rooftop bar in Manhattan while celebrating my cousin's bachelorette party.
2. James Gandolfini looking very uncomfortable being recognized by EVERYONE in attendance at a strip club in Linden, New Jersey.
3. Former NJ governor James McGreevey at a Dunkin Donuts in Roselle Park. He bought two old men inside a cup of coffee and as soon as he walked out the door, one turned to the other and said, "I don't care how much free coffee he give me, I still ain't voting for that fag."

Posted by: KiwiBrownn at May 20, 2009 8:44 PM

David Suzuki. I was eight, my sister was parked outside a health food store, idling her car. David Suzuki knocked on the window and told us idling a car for more than twenty seconds was a bad idea.

And this woman isn't famous, but I met Darren Aronofsky's mom and she had nothing but bitter things to say about him and how he never called her. Haha.

Posted by: Marcela at May 20, 2009 8:44 PM

Sadly enough the most famous person I have met is CT from the Real World.

He was doing an event at my school and I got a chance to meet him, this was before the roids though so he was still pretty small.

Posted by: Brandon at May 20, 2009 8:46 PM

My second cousin is Ricky Martin. Don't laugh!

I had Orlando Bloom cut me off in traffic in Manhattan Beach, that fucker. He used my initial "holy shit that's Orlando Bloom" shock to just sneak right in, hahaha. Can't blame him I guess, didn't stop me from flipping the bird to a movie star.

I drunkenly ran into Horatio Sans on Hollywood Blvd. and said I hated SNL, then hugged him. He was laughing pretty hard, it was great hahaha.

Posted by: AlexaCastro at May 20, 2009 8:47 PM

Wow, mine are lame...

1) Alan Thicke - while making a Woolworth commercial
2) James Doohan - eating lunch at the SkyDome
3) Atom Egoyan - standing in line for ice cream

Posted by: malechai at May 20, 2009 8:48 PM

I don't think I've ever met anyone famous. the closest I came was that one time I sold chocolate to Jada Pinkett Smith's sister (they have the same eyes). Or possibly it was her cousin.

Oh, and a couple local radio personalities and news people. But I doubt they count.

Posted by: lizzieborden at May 20, 2009 8:50 PM

I met Bruce Baumgartner while working at a summer camp. He lent me a pair of scissors. Pretty much only people who grew up in Western Pennsylvania will know who that is and why its fairly awesome.

Posted by: swimgrrl13 at May 20, 2009 8:52 PM

I was an extra in a made-for-TV movie starring Rip Torn and Peter Strauss and got to meet them both. Peter Strauss is a really nice guy. Rip Torn...not so much.

Posted by: Meghan at May 20, 2009 8:54 PM

1. Ian Smith - Star of the film "Simon Birch". He was in a production of my hometown's children's theater that I stage crewed for years ago. His mother was also my middle school orchestra teacher.

2. Gary Rydstrom - Oscar winning sound engineer from movies such as "Jurassic Park" also from my hometown and went to high school with my mother.

3. Tie: David Gross, Ahmed Zewail - Respectively Nobel Laureates in Physics and Chemistry, got to meet them before they gave public lectures at my school.

Yeah, so mine are pretty lame. I'm from the midwest, what can I say. I'm moving to LA soon, though, so maybe some celeb sightings are in my future.

Posted by: Nate at May 20, 2009 8:56 PM

I've met the guys from OK Go, that's pretty much the only celebrities I've actually met face to face, and it might be a stretch to call them celebrities. Woo. I'm boring.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at May 20, 2009 8:56 PM

Met Mark Mothersbaugh (DEVO) at Skeeter's Big Biscuits in Orlando Florida
Met Wall of Voodoo guitarist at a bar in Orlando

Pretty pathetic...

Posted by: rationalista at May 20, 2009 8:58 PM

Wait, I also worked at Raven's training camp and met a bunch of them. And when I was doing wardrobe on Jesus Christ Superstar I met Ted Neely who was apparently quite the thing back before I was born.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at May 20, 2009 8:59 PM

used to work as a photo assistant and met some random groups..

Jay-Z and all of Roc-A-Fella Records (Kanye, Rhianna, bla bla ba)

i worked the smoke machine for a def leppard shoot that was extra hilarious.

i served madonna and her family a few years back. she was haggared looking, but her daughter was beautiful.

the best was bumping into bjork on the street. i think i peed myself...

Posted by: Betty at May 20, 2009 8:59 PM

I met with Condoleeza Rice and Hillary Clinton at my church when I was doing my little commencement thing, but my proudest one was when John Calipari recruited me when I was a freshman in high school.

Posted by: Braski at May 20, 2009 9:01 PM

I only have two.

Michael Stipe, in Atlanta, at an Art Museum. Very low key guy, seemed nice enough.

Barack Obama, in a restaurant in Chicago where he was celebrating his '04 senate victory. Charming, but arrogant.


Posted by: lynch at May 20, 2009 9:05 PM

1. Joe Strummer
2. Peter Green
3. Bert Blyleven

Posted by: TB at May 20, 2009 9:06 PM

Dean Cain - At a football game at our common alma mater (large crowd, but not a "fan event" type thing). He was still super fit then, and smelled good when he gave me a hug. Despite my huge crush, I managed not to pass out.

Nathan Fillion - I might have accidentally snuck backstage at a convention that I might have gone to because he was going to be there. I mostly made a fool of myself, but he was gracious and charming, and took our picture with my camera. He's way more handsome in person, but I still managed not to pass out. I'm pretty sure my brain made that "eeeeeeeeeee" sound that heart monitors make on TV, though.

Not sure who my third is. Maybe Tobias Wolff? Met him at work. No danger of me passing out, but still pretty neat. Ooh, or Cornel West, also at work (well, work-related convention). Very affable.

Posted by: elisamaza at May 20, 2009 9:06 PM

Leonard Nimoy used to come into the place I worked serving tables in Lake Tahoe. He loved our clam chowder or some shit, so he was there pretty frequently with his wife. I never said anything Spock-related.

Posted by: krza at May 20, 2009 9:13 PM

1. Robin Williams while on spring break in SanFrancisco. He was about to film Jumanji at the time so he was all hairy. Very gracious and lowkey.

2. Growing up in Nashville you meet lots of musicians! So I could just reel them off forever: EmmyLou Harris lived one block away. Reba McEntire went to my church. Loretta Lynn's niece was one of my best friends in preschool so "Roletta Inn" as I called her was always at her birthday parties. Kimberly Williams Paisley was in a cooking class with me. I've helped Faith Hill, Taylor Swift, the Kings of Leon and half the cast of Dancing with the Stars while working retail. (all polite, but the Kings of Leon would make out with their girlfriends while I rang up their purchases.)

Posted by: ami at May 20, 2009 9:20 PM

Prepare to be amazed!

1) Pedro Miguel Arce - Georgie Pulu in Are we Done Yet?, St. Peter in The Red Balloon, Pilsbury in Land of the Dead and an episode of each; CSI and HIMYM, plus other things. He used to be the Manager at the Famous Players theatre in my neighborhood, he would let the hubby and I in for free because they were friends.

2) Jack Syperek - Bassist for The Trews - they played on the local military base in Sept/08 (first and only concert I've ever been to, but it rocked!) Just before it was all said and done some ass pulled the fire alarm. Outside, I turned around and he was right in my face! I said "You're the bassist", he said "Yeah", I said "You were awesome!" I am so smooth.

3) There is no three. I need to get out more.

Posted by: Eyvi at May 20, 2009 9:20 PM

Hmm. I was on a Ferris Wheel with Tia Carerre. Not in the same car, but she was two away from me. That was kinda cool.

Um. I hung out recently with Andrew Bird's band after they played a show in Belgium. The band are really cool guys. Met Andrew Bird briefly, but it was obvious that he just wanted to get on the tour bus and skedaddle.

Everyone else on my list would be assorted Chicago sports stars (Robin Venture 4 Life, motherfuckers).

My aunt works at the University of Chicago Hospital. She's met some cool ones. Harold Ramis came in a couple winters ago after busting his buddy's head open during a hockey game. My aunt gave him a stern talking to.

Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at May 20, 2009 9:20 PM

Well, I've only really met one famous person, which I guess secures my unimportance in the scheme of things for all time.

I met Lou Diamond Phillips when he was playing the king in the King and I on Broadway. A group of my classmates and I waited in ambush at the stage door. The poor guy - once he came out we swarmed around him like sharks who smelled blood in the water. Being theater geeks, we were SUPER excited to tell Lou that we'd just finshed a production of The King and I and how the lead's pants fell off onstage, and various other little details that couldn't have been less interesting, I'm sure. Nevertheless, though, he couldn't have been more gracious or patient with us and actually took the time to shake all of our hands and tell us how glad he was to have met us before pedalling off into the sunset.

It was a great expereince all together and I can't say enough good things about LDP; he went above and beyond the call of duty and was so considerate of us. It was wonderful.

Posted by: noodlestein at May 20, 2009 9:23 PM

Ah, and I almost forgot one of my most delightful celeb sightings. ?uestlove from the Roots in the women's shoe department at Harrod's in London. My best friend from high school had been obsessed with him (she wrote him fan letters every week and for Christmas one of our other friends made her a questlove doll out of a black ken doll and a cotton ball that had been dyed black) so I wasted all my cellphone minutes trying to call her (from London to Atlanta) to tell her about it.

Posted by: ami at May 20, 2009 9:25 PM

my second cousin was on the tv show major dad. I met him once. Thats the only famous person outside of sports that I have met. Ron Jaworski and Dick Vermeil were my favorites. Oh and my neighbors were friends with Tom Herr. So we got to go into the clubhouse. Lenny Dykstra walked out with a big wad of chewing tobacco in his mouth and a handful of bananas. I will never forget what he said to me, "Get out of the way kid"

Posted by: brian at May 20, 2009 9:26 PM

Ian McKellen - saw him in a Lunds Store at like 1130 at night. He was doing King Lear at the Guthrie I think and I wasn't even sure it was him, so I didn't say anything and I was by myself.

...That's pretty much it. Isn't that enough?

Posted by: annoyingmouse at May 20, 2009 9:26 PM

Doug Savant & his lovely wife Laura Leighton (Sidney from Melrose Place) at The Great Greek in LA

Angie Everhart at a dive bar in Akron, Ohio. We talked about our hair. For far longer than was actually interesting or necessary.

I had dinner at Sally Struther's house. Sweetest woman EVER.

Posted by: Lainey at May 20, 2009 9:27 PM

In his pre-24 days, Keifer Sutherland was filming a movie in my town. He was a couple of tables away from my friends and me in one of the local pubs one night. When I got up to go to the ladies' room, he was returning from the mens'. We crossed paths in the hallway, I said "Hi," and he said--wait for it--"Hi."

Yep, we totally had a moment.

To this day, I refer to him as "my buddy Keifer."

Oh, and then there was the time I was behind Jonathon Torrens in line for the ATM. (Street Cents? Jonovision? ...anybody?

Posted by: meaux at May 20, 2009 9:34 PM

1. I did a phone interview with Deborah "Debbie" Gibson once when I was working for an entertainment magazine. She was sweet as can be, but I really had to hold myself back from singing Electric Youth.

2. Although this was a group situation I think it counts. I was photographing a concert for the magazine once and got too close to Kenny Rogers for his comfort...he made one of his bodyguards ask me to leave.

3. On vacation to New York City, my husband and I were poking around the lobby of the Chelsea Hotel. A guy who looked really familiar wandered in, did a couple of circuits, caught me looking at him, came over and said "hi," and then left. Later I figured out he was Richard Kind.

Posted by: janatig at May 20, 2009 9:49 PM

First of all, Eliza, you met THE Nathan Fillion? Shit, I'm pretty sure that man is half demi-god. A quarter god, if you will (let's be fair, here).

I met the late Peter Boyle once in central park. Seemed a little distracted, but just a really nice man.
And that very day I met Little Richard. I didn't know who he was until my father told me so. I just figured he was gawking at a cross-dresser.
hmmm, this one's lame. That violin-playing fuck who won Canadian Idol the first year I think, Kalan Porter. What a douche. Came off really holier-than-thou.

Posted by: chayes at May 20, 2009 9:51 PM

Sinbad in a music shop in L.A. He's very tall.

Bill Maher at a show in Vegas. He's very small.

Meb Keflezighi on the trails by my apartment. One morning he did the first 10 min of my run with me.

Posted by: NotJustAnotherJen at May 20, 2009 9:52 PM

Mine would be Miley Cyrus. It makes me sad to realize that the most famous person I've ever met is freakin' Hannah Montana. She was walking around Frontierland in the Magic Kingdom at WDW before we opened, shooting something for her show or some other Disney related footage. What I remember most is how freakin' tall & skinny she was, and when she said "Hello," she definitely sounded like a 40 year old chain smoker.

I also saw Uma Thurman and Vincent D'Onofrio while working there, but didn't meet them. The thing about D'Onofrio was, I kept pointing him out to coworkers, and no one knew who he was! Not a single person. I didn't see any guests approach him for autographs or pictures either. Must be nice to be rich & famous yet anonymous when you're out with your family.

Posted by: Melissa at May 20, 2009 9:52 PM

John Rhys Davis, at a big nerdy party celebrating the Return of the King's Oscar nominations (and wins) in LA. The whole cast eventually got there after the ceremony, but JRD was there bright and early, drinking and going around chatting with people. He was awesome, low-key and has a barrel of a laugh.

I also got to hold an Oscar (one of the sound guys I think), and almost dropped it.

At the pre-party I also met the guy who played Sauron (Sala Baker), the big Uruk Hai at the end of FOTR (Lawrence Makaore) and Bruce Hopkins, who played Gamling in TTT. They were pretty hilarious, too, just messing around with everybody and helping set up the party.

Posted by: figgy at May 20, 2009 9:53 PM

I know this doesn't really count, but I was very close to meeting William Shatner when he was at the Space Camp Hall of Fame dinner. I didn't actually get to talk to him because my boss thought I was going to jump on him and hump him or something. She kept me at a distance with threats to my life. I totally got close to him, though.

Sigh.

Posted by: Tae at May 20, 2009 9:53 PM

Anwar Sadat- My dad was protecting him back in his Secret Service days, so I got to meet him when I was six. He picked me up, said, "What a beautiful little girl!" and kissed my cheek. Less than a year later, my mom told me he had been assassinated. That's when I learned what "assassinate" means. It's also when I learned that there are people in the world who have no problem killing good, kind men.

Robert Patrick- I waited on him and his little girl a couple of years back, and they were the sweetest daddy-daughter team ever. He was all bulked up and muscular, wearing a HUGE silver ring shaped like a skull, yet coloring pictures with the little girl and doting on her like crazy. Plus, I can tell you firsthand he is extremely nice to waitresses, both in disposition and tippage: He left me a $25 tip on a $20 check.

I got to work for 3 days on The Office as a semi-featured extra (Season 2 finale, I'm the only casino-night waitress with a ponytail). The whole cast was unbelievably laid back and friendly. They treated the extras like regular cast/crew members, which in my experience is extremely rare. Of all of them, Rainn Wilson, Steve Carell, and the actors who play Oscar and Merideth were the friendliest.

Posted by: ShinyKate at May 20, 2009 9:54 PM

I've got nothing. I've seen quite a few people filming while I lived in NYC, but met no one.

Posted by: Cindy at May 20, 2009 10:00 PM

I met all of the Ramones when they played at my uni in the early 80s. All pretty nice, but you could tell they didn't get along with each other very well. They liked talking about SciFi and bad horror movies. I had wrangled a place on the Student Union concert committee just for this sort of opportunity.

Met the Pretenders sitting in the bar of the old Georgian Terrace Hotel in Atlanta in 1980. They were playing at the Agora Ballroom next door and about six of us were sharing a room at the hotel. Chrissie Hynde was awesomely cool and very nice.

Rode in an elevator with Sienna Miller at the Hudson Hotel in NYC about two years ago. The electronic locking system for the doors was down, so everyone had to be escorted to their rooms by an employee, and she had to wait, while Mr Smith and I were taken to our room first. She has crappy taste in clothes and no manners.

Also met The Police, Iggy Pop, Joan Jett, The Go Gos, X, The Professionals (the two Sex Pistols you never heard of), and others. No, I wasn't a groupie, I just had lots of music industry connections in my youth.

Yes, I am old.

Posted by: Mrs Smith at May 20, 2009 10:00 PM

Mine are all lame or relatively unknown.

Tempest Bledsoe (yeah, Vanessa from the Cosby show). She was in town for something or other when I was a kid and my dad was the emcee.

Lead singer of Letters to Cleo, Zephyrfest 1995. I lit her cigarette and we chatted about the sucky attitude of Milla Jovovich (performing at the time) before she went on. Had no clue who she was, and all of a sudden she's on stage shouting "Thanks for the light!"

The members of Dead Eye Dick. They went from New Age Girl into a cover of My Sharona and made my day. Also, he growled into the mike, which was dead sexy and made my friend tell him "You must be awesome in bed."

Fred LeBlanc of Cowboy Mouth.

Ellis Marsalis (the patriarch). I saw him in the elevator at the Performing Arts Center at UNO when he was a jazz professor. I grew up listening to him and my parents always took me to Snug Harbor to see him. It was like being in the presence of a GOD.

Posted by: Sharon at May 20, 2009 10:03 PM

I met Ben Kweller at a bike shop next to the Varsity Theater in Minneapolis. Me and my friend Chase chatted with him about bikes and his family and gigs. Then he left. We thought about going to this guitar shop around the corner, but we realized he might have been going there to, so we ran to the store using an alternate route so we could beat him there and he wouldn't think we were following him, which led to our humorous inside joke, "Quick, we have to beat Ben Kweller to the guitar shop!"

I once had Demetri Martin sign a burned copy of his CD. You should have seen the look on his face!

I shook Barack Obama's hand at his very first rally in Minneapolis. There's a long, semi-funny story behind that, but I won't get into it.

Christopher Moore signed my copy of the book Lamb. Which, you know, was awesome.

I met Brother Ali (I have a picture with him on my Facebook profile) after he performed at my school in April.

Okay, the following isn't my story, but since I don't think this person has ever heard of this site, I'll tell their story, because it's great: A friend of a friend was once walking down a sidewalk (imagine that!) and who else but BILL fucking MURRAY walked up next to him/her. He/she kept glancing at him, because he/she wasn't sure if it was him. Finally, Bill Murray turns and says, "I'm exactly who you think I am."

Posted by: ChristianH at May 20, 2009 10:04 PM

I think most of the 'celebrities' that I've met are of the 'best-known in his native land types'. My ex would have better answers for this--professional musician, has been on tour with everyone. At any rate:

I posed as a student from another high school so I could sneak in to see a dress rehearsal of Ben Heppner and Measha Bruggergosman perform some cantata (it was too long ago to remember which one). I got to meet them during their break and they were both very nice.

Having lived in Upper Bongo-Bongo, Nowhere until I was 23, I didn't start seeing people until moving to Toronto.

Jian Ghomeshi (nice, soft-spoken)
Sarah Slean (nice, gregarious)
Hawksley Workman (nice, very, very funny)

I don't know how familiar these artists are to non-Canadians (outside of the Blue Ball Thorn-ass debacle with J.G.)

I saw Viggo Mortensen on a subway (SKINNY), I walked past Shia LeBoeuf at Eaton Centre (expensive Hollywood tan, his suit could pay my rent for eight months).

Would someone like to pay my rent for eight months? Oh, yes! I just remembered that I have a piece of cake! Later, suckers!

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at May 20, 2009 10:06 PM

Kind of lame: I met Reagan. It was close to 100 degrees and middle-of-Iowa-summer humid and he was crisp and cool looking. It was a little creepy actually.

Posted by: king at May 20, 2009 10:08 PM

Oooh, Kate! I'm so gonna go watch that episode now to see if I can see you. Whee!

Posted by: figgy at May 20, 2009 10:09 PM

Euan Morton, star of mega-flop Broadway musical Taboo, threw a lit cigarette at me on the streets of NYC. He fucked up my outfit for an audition and I will never forgive him. Never.

Cyndi Lauper smashed right into me while I was walking into a hotel in Las Vegas with my family. Firecracker, that one. Cursed me out and everything. I was 14 at the time.

And for Reality TV: I wound up being able to spoil Laura Bennet presenting a collection in Project Runway Season 3 because I met her in Mood buying trim for her collection. We talked about home design as a secondary business for a few minutes. Total sweetheart. We saw each other a few other times on the street my last year in NYC and she actually remembered me.

And my pussy moment: I had the opportunity to chat up Tim Gunn and wound up just gawking like an idiot and regretting it later. I did, however, chat up Malan and Emmett that same day, so I can't feel too bad about being awestruck by collected talent and intelligence.

Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2009 10:11 PM

The most famous person I've ever met was Brandon Boyd from the band Incubus. I was at a concert and left to use the restroom and the band was signing autographs at a booth out in the hall. Brandon grabbed me and gave me this great big bear hug and a bumper sticker with his autograph. He was really sweet and all but at the time I had no idea who he was and I just really had to pee. It was all very random.

Posted by: AbbyNormal at May 20, 2009 10:12 PM

I live in Hawaii so:

Jorge Garcia at the comic book shop, he was buying the Lost action figures.

Daniel Dae Kim at the film festival here, though he has opened up a burger joint that's supposed to be awesome.

Josh Holloway at Starbucks.

The dude who plays Miles while they were filming his scene in a scuzzy motel near my gym.

Damn it seems like I've only met the dudes from Lost.

Posted by: coltaine at May 20, 2009 10:13 PM

In high school I ran through the swinging door in my kitchen right SMACK into Eliot Spitzer. My Mom was less than pleased. Now, I'm sure she wishes I had killed him.

Not sure if pro-athletes count but, I lived in an apartment that was right next to and (shameface) looked directly into All-Star goaltender Ryan Miller's townhouse.

And hell he's big in Canada ... I met Sam Roberts and most of his band at a concert in Boston this spring.

Posted by: katers at May 20, 2009 10:16 PM

John Cleese, who spilled his drink on me at a post-lecture reception at the Palmer House in Chicago. He's really really tall!

Charleton Heston, who walked me back to my tent, John Rhys Davies, who bought a round for my friends and I, with Maude Adams around a campfire under a Kenyan midnight sky.

Bill Curtis, at Saks Fifth Ave, when there was one in Oak Brook, IL. He hosted a Breast Cancer Awareness Gala there.

Oh and one for the Chi-town pajiba readers: Governer Thompson at an antique show. He was standing right behind me and I turned and walked right into him. We were looking at a case full of Japanese ivory carvings, naughty ones....

Posted by: Lori at May 20, 2009 10:16 PM

This question is kind of an invitation to brag, so I'll just go right ahead :)

I had dinner at Danny Elfman's house once (in addition to meeting him backstage at the farewell Oingo Boingo show in '95). My best friend at the time had been close with Danny's daughter. I remember his girlfriend that night was younger than his daughter. I doubt like hell that he would remember me. He had one of the original Jack sculptures in a glass case in his living room. I spent the whole night trying to figure out a way to get it out under my shirt.

I'm actually acquaintances with Davey Havok from AFI. I have his number in my phone, but I don't like talk to him regularly or anything. I usually only hear from him when he meant to text someone else :)

Finally, I didn't meet them, but when Leonard Cohen played LA recently, I sat behind Annette Benning and Warren Beaty, and on the way out we saw Elvis Costello, Rebecca Pidgeon, Neil Patrick Harris, and Penn Jillette.

Oh, I also had the misfortune to see Dane Cook on my way to work this morning (this is probably a good time to mention I live in L.A. I've got absolutely nothing to do with the "Industry", though)

Posted by: dan at May 20, 2009 10:18 PM

Uh… relatively famous in Australia:

I met Chas Licciardello who, along with his wife, was on the same canceled flight from San Francisco to Sydney as I was! We chatted a bit (I had no idea who he was), but when I went to a taping of his show a few months later, he and his wife were gracious and claimed to remember me rather convincingly.

Speaking of Australia, I know a guy who met former PM John Howard while STILL IN OFFICE at random in LAX.

Posted by: mhz at May 20, 2009 10:19 PM

Okay, okay, I got some!

Ivan Neville- he had REALLY good weed.... or so I heard.

Poe- anyone remember her? Her first album, Hello, was the only one I liked but she was really nice and we kept in touch for a while, it was cool.

The SPIN DOCTORS- you are all so jealous.

Love & Rockets... the guys from Bauhaus- they smoked crack in my bff's car.... crack that my BOYFRIEND the Crack Dealer sold to them.

George Bush- there is a picture of me NOT shaking his hand.. I was weirded out.

Bette Midler- AWESOME!

CAKE... John McCrea- what a nice guy. he bought me a beer

Weezer... all of them. They waited with us for our cab because they were worried we were gonna get murdered or whatever hanging out outside a bar in New Orleans.

Jerry Cantrell from Alice in Chains- he was FUCKED UP.

Art Alexikas from Everclear... my friend's cousin gave him a blow job.... ewwwwwww.

Tres Cool- he was kind of a weirdo. I bummed a cigarette from him. Greenday wasn't famous yet... not really.

AND MY FAVORITE- BB KING. I nearly wet my pants. I have never been so starstruck in MY LIFE.

When I was in college I took pictures for the college paper. My best friend was the entertainment editor so she got press packets and we went to shows for free and sometimes she got interviews. That's how I met MOST of these people.

Posted by: Cletus at May 20, 2009 10:20 PM

1. Jim Rose (of the Jim Rose Circus). Saw his show in Scotland, got a poster autographed.

2. I sat a few tables from Patrick Stewart in an Ann Arbor diner once, but I was polite and didn't pester him, so I don't know if that counts as meeting.
sadly, that's all I got.

Posted by: s. pisaster at May 20, 2009 10:20 PM

Guys. For reals. Tara Reid used to do her banking at the bank I worked at for years. She was, actually, really nice, but that was before all the famewhoring and alcoholism. It was pre-Lebowski, even. Her parents were so excited. Her mom was super nice. Her dad was gross. He used to come in in the summertime in basketball shorts and no shirt, all sweaty and hairy and huge. This is the most famous person I have ever met. *sigh*

And, actually, the only famous person. However, also at that bank, I knew Amy Grossberg and Brian Peterson, the original Dumpster Baby couple.

Isn't NJ AWESOME?!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 20, 2009 10:21 PM

But if I ever meet Christopher Moore and he autographs Lamb for me, I can just go ahead and die because nothing will ever be as good for me... ever.

Posted by: Cletus at May 20, 2009 10:21 PM

Oh! I did also meet Juliet Landau at Chiller Theater. She was super sweet! I didn't have a camera for a picture and I was all sad and then she was like, "Well, do you have a cell phone?" And I was all like, oh yeah! I was a little starstruck by that one, I guess. But I mean, come on! Drusilla!!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 20, 2009 10:25 PM

Sadly, I've met no one famous. However, my stepbrother bumped fists with Alex Rodriguez and one of my best friends drank with Ray Liotta while he was filming in Des Moines.

So fucking weak, dude. I am disgusted by myself.

Posted by: Captain Steve at May 20, 2009 10:31 PM

Danny Aiello used to bank at the other bank I worked at, though he usually used a different branch. He came into our branch a couple of times, but I never actually got to help him, and I only even saw him one time. What is that, like 2 degrees of separation? And how many degrees is that from Kevin Bacon?

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at May 20, 2009 10:33 PM

1. Tom Cruise, who needed the pay phone behind me at the 1997 Golden Globes. He politely said he'd wait. I hurried my conversation and was then belligerently forced off the phone by an agent. Amazing that Tom was the nice one in this story.

2. Peter Gabriel. Introduced myself to him at this year's Oscars. That was pretty cool.

3. Patton Oswalt. There are many I've met more famous than Patton, but I think it's much cooler to have met him.

Posted by: Dan at May 20, 2009 10:35 PM

Okay, assuming that book signings and conventions don't count...

1) Telly Savalas. I was in New York with a group of classmates and French foreign exchange students. We were walking along one of the city streets and he came out of a bar/restaurant. I saw him first, as I was in the back of the group. He gave me the ol' wink-smile-and-gun as he passed. He was just cooooooooooooooooooooool!

2) Jim Lonborg. One of the starting pitchers from 1967's Red Sox "Impossible Dream" team. I went to school with one of his daughters, but had never really met him until one day when he and his son came to the baseball field where a group of us were playing a pick-up game. He pitched to us for a while (K'd my silly arse twice on 6 straight heaters), and then we left to give him some time with his son (cuz, y'know, we're thoughtful like that).

3) Lloyd Kaufman and Karim Hussein at the Boston Underground Film Festival. I actually got to sit down and shoot the shit with them and both are incredibly nice, laid-back people.

Don't get me started about the people I've met and talked to at conventions...

PS: Count me in as one of the people who envies Cletus for meeting Poe. I love her music and hope that her dispute with her record company eventually ends so we can get a new album. Good to hear that she's good people!

Posted by: David at May 20, 2009 10:36 PM

Paul Giamatti on the uptown R line in an otherwise empty subway car.

Lisa Edelstein playing with her doggies in the Tompkins Square Park.

Posted by: sheriffpony at May 20, 2009 10:43 PM

Coltaine, save me a couch or something, cos I'm coming over to Hawaii RIGHT now.

That's cool, right? sweet.

Posted by: figgy at May 20, 2009 10:45 PM

Terry Pratchett - just chatting in a bar.

Robert Silverberg - party.

Greg Benford - party.

Yeah, it was a Worldcon - Melbourne 1999

Posted by: hell.kelpie at May 20, 2009 10:49 PM

There's been a couple of bizarre 'star' or 'future star' encounters for me, mostly in NY:

Duran Duran: Ate lunch at a restaurant my buddy's dad owned, came by the 'owner's table' to say hi. Me and my friend were about 14 and swooned. Ah, well, it was 1985 or something.

Anthony Michael Hall: Attended at least one of my Jr. H/HS dance parties. He was ok, but still a bit of a 'too cool for this wack scene'.

Harrison Ford: Waited on his table in CA while they were mixing and looping "The Mosquito Coast". I was WAY nervous but the whole group was very nice, though HF made some kind of joke I didn't really hear and he smiled and said "Don't worry, you're too young to know about that". Of course I obsessed about it was that I missed, and how I could prove to Indiana Jones that I got it, I really got it! GOD I am such a nerd.

And the Biggie, Jen Aniston: Spent about 3 years hanging out with her during our early teens. Sorry folks - I don't have anything juicy to tell you , as I didn't know her all that well. But I will say that she was very sweet and kind of innocent. She was always nicest to the more nerdy friends in our circle - she seemed to hate to see anyone picked on. I have no idea if she is still that way, but my few memories of her are of a nice, kind girl.

So there it is. My top brushes with Fame.

Posted by: Maurina at May 20, 2009 10:50 PM

I've met a few people.

Shigeru Miyamoto! (Inventor of Mario and Zelda) my hero, he signed my gameboy.

Alan Tudyk in a cafe in NY. Asked him why he was killed in Firefly. D:

Michelle Yao, I gave her a tour of Notre Dame

Mandy Moore, ditto.

Regis Philban, ditto.

Eve Ensler, at a V day rally at Notre Dame.

The actor/director of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, I ran a screening of his film at a film fest, he didn't like my aspect ratio reasoning but was otherwise lovely.

David Lynch at a school function in Boston. He was vague.

Scott McCloud the comic artist, Several WWD wrestlers including the guy that runs it whose name I have forgotten (he accidentally sat on me at a party then asked me who my favorite wrester was...

and that is about it. I've also directed actors from CSI and minor actors from Firefly for voice recording via phone but that isn't really "meeting" them.

Posted by: Gigi at May 20, 2009 10:51 PM

Wait coltaine, you get to meet the hot men of Lost and you live in Hawaii? No fair.

Posted by: Cindy at May 20, 2009 10:51 PM

Yeah, I suppose Elvis Costello and Steve Nieve when the "Welcome To The Voice" company was having their aftershow dinner at the same place the Costello-l mailing list was. I was sober enough to realize that the Amaretto was talking to Steve as much as I was.

Third...third.....well, Jane Fonda and Claire Forlani both came to my register at Borders, I've talked to Ted Leo before or after shows a few times, but I guess I'll go with Mark Mytrowitz coming through my line at Walmart in Athens. I looked at his bank card. ".....are you Microwave?" He seemed tickled that I knew who he was.

Posted by: Jay at May 20, 2009 10:52 PM

1) I once interviewed B.B. King and Ruth Brown.

2) Wynton Marsalis

3) I sort of met Penn Jillette at a lounge in the Castaways Casino. I recognized him, but it's the ultimate in tacky to acknowledge celebrities in Las Vegas.

3) Sam Butera

4) One night at the RumJungle, Jimmy Buffett hit on my wife. I asked her who the wizened old douchebag was and she said "Jimmy Buffett." I said, "Who the fuck is Jimmy Buffett?" I've never gotten such a dirty look and it was one of my proudest moments.

5) I used to go the same barbershop as Mike Tyson. Man, I miss Las Vegas.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 20, 2009 10:55 PM

I've only met/ talked to for a length of time a few NHL players in person, hopefully that's famous enough. :)

Random:

1) talked to Rod McKuen on the phone/ emailed Andy Richter & Drew Carey (they've ordered from my company)

2) with my mom as she asked Kevin Bacon for directions in NYC without realizing who he was

Posted by: Natakie16 at May 20, 2009 10:55 PM

I live in NYC, so I do meet or run into way more than my fair share of celebrities. But my most favorite run-ins off the top of my head:

-Kevin Bacon (I've actually had a meal with him, because his sister lived next to my ex-boyfriend)
-Amy Poehler
-Wallace Shawn
-Jeffrey Tambor
-Salman Rushdie

Posted by: Sandra L at May 20, 2009 10:56 PM

1. Roger Ebert - Went to a book signing when he was in town for a film festival. I couldn't find the signing, or any signs that pointed the way to it. I was just about to give up and leave, when I turned around and he was standing right there, in line for coffee. He saw the book in my hand and asked if I'd like an autograph. I ended up talking to him for 5 or 10 minutes, mostly about silent film, before he left to go to the official signing.

2. Ken Kesey - He lived in a small town very near where I grew up. When I was in high school, we did a play with some video segments in it, and he let us come to his farm and film one of the segments on his bus.

3. Dan Quayle - He came to speak at my high school, after he was out of office. After his speech they said he and Barbra Bush, who was with him, would be greeting people out front. My friends and I thought, "We don't want to meet that douchebag, lets go out the back door and avoid the crowd." So we went out the back door, and walked right into the douchbag and his people. Shook his hand out of mere awkwardness, and quickly left.

Posted by: Bistro at May 20, 2009 10:58 PM

The only halfway-famous person that I've met is John Baldacci, the current Governor of Maine, who I met at a campaign event when he first ran for the US House when I was about 10, and have shaken hands with a few times at different events in the years since.

Hey, why don't you just try meeting famous people while spending most of your life in a small town in northern Maine.

Posted by: NF at May 20, 2009 11:01 PM

Living in Hawaii isn't all that it's cracked up to be. I can only hit the beaches on the weekends. And, Lost is going into its final season so no more star gazing for me.

Posted by: coltaine at May 20, 2009 11:06 PM

1. I once pushed River Phoenix out of my way at a nightclub in Portland, ME (Zootz!) years ago; didn't know it was him - although his band was playing the club that night - but this guy was blocking the stairs to the bathroom with a bunch of girls around him. When I passed after shoving him and his harem out of the way I really thought "huh, who'd've figured!?"

2. My friends and I sat at the next table to Wolfgang Puck (and his beard so I understand) at a 5-star restaurant in Montreal called Milos. We were there for the Canadian Grand Prix, and our waitress couldn't stop fauning over his being there, which I thought strange given the place - although she was definitely nuts. Unfortunately, Coulthard, for MacLaren, didn't finish due to crashing difficulties.

3. I was on the runway tarmac with Jan Michael Vincent in LA as a kid visiting Disney. While obscure and maybe near ridiculous, I love the idea of JMV... and he was wearing a white summer suit with no tie, much as expected. Why I remember that is stranger than why he is on this list ahead of better stars. But he was in that really crappy video with the whitish child "acquaintance," so he does have that.

Posted by: Jere at May 20, 2009 11:07 PM

Mike Modano, he was my freinds neighbour and he was a dick.

That's all I got.

Posted by: admin at May 20, 2009 11:07 PM

Oh, and former Super Bowl MVP Doug Williams and Eagles former All-Pro RT Jon Runyan. Williams has the biggest hands I've ever seen. It's like he's got catcher's mitts at the ends of his wrists. Runyan is just all over huge.

And my wife fucked Dhani Jones.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 20, 2009 11:10 PM

"Meet" as in having traded dialogue?

Angelina Jolie, Don Cheadle, Eric Bana

Jimmy Smits

Leslie Nielson

The actors from Radio Free Roscoe and LIfe With Derek

Other celebrities doing cheesy events: Hilary Duff, Raven-Simone (that's what she's calling herself, right?), and my sister's met the high school musical kids minus Efron.

Pure Canadiana coming up: I had a beer with Justin Trudeau in a bar before he got elected and we chatted for an hour on First Nations issues. We were watching the french leadership debate. Stephen Harper popped up on the screen. Justin yells, "Ugh, CREEPY!" Also a memorable quote: "See, this is what I"ve been saying for years! But what do I know? I'm only the son of the god damn Prime Minister of Canada." And I was too young to remember/understand the significance but I met Rick Mercer while he was filming in Halifax.

Posted by: Ling at May 20, 2009 11:10 PM

Oh, and Sharon, Lois and Bram. Bram was wearing a gold sweat suit unzipped to his belly button, no shirt. Unless you count copious amounts of grey body hair a shirt.

Posted by: Ling at May 20, 2009 11:12 PM

PS. Ex Sen. George Mitchell has been to my childhood home (when he was senator). And his brother worked for my folks. So F'y'all... Huzzah and hurrah! Go Maine !!

Posted by: Jere at May 20, 2009 11:12 PM

I've met a couple:
1. Idina Menzel. I don't know if anyone on pajiba knows of her, but she's a Broadway star that I adore. I met her on a subway in New York while I was with my boyfriend and I told her I was a huge fan of hers. She was really gracious and then said that my boyfriend looked exactly like her husband (Taye Diggs). She was so sweet and I adore her.
2. Steven motherfucking Tyler in the town where he lives on my 16th birthday.
3. Johnny Depp on the Chicago set of Public Enemies. THere's actually a pretty good story about that, but I'm tired. Annnnd
4. Christian Bale, at a McDonalds near the set of Public Enemies. He was awesome and winked at me.

Posted by: Eva at May 20, 2009 11:15 PM

Tim Gunn. After a lecture at my school and he's going to be the speaker at my graduation this Saturday. He seemed really sweet and funny.

Shepard Fairey. It was at a book signing after a lecture at my school but I spoke to him long enough to ascertain that he is a dick.

Guru of Gang Starr, Kid from Kid & Play, Heavy D.

And for design geeks, Matthew Carter, Kenya Hara, and Steven Heller.

coltaine, pick me. figgy my be an awesome baker but I have tons of rope, resolve, and experience in "convincing" hot male celebrities to get in my van.


Posted by: jM at May 20, 2009 11:15 PM

John Cusack at an art opening in a loft in Chicago. He was all alone and scruffy looking. Seemed very unassuming.

Barack Obama - I worked with him many times when we was just a State Senator. Very smart, very open.

Mayor Richard Daley - had lunch with him at a few events. No entourage, just him, and he's kind of quiet.

Rahm Emmanuel. I accidentally, sorta told him off. But he deserved it. He sent me Christmas cards for a few years after that.

Posted by: Newbie at May 20, 2009 11:15 PM

My sister-in-law's father-in-law (if that makes any sense), with whom I've spent several Thanksgivings, Christmases, etc., is Loren Carpenter, who won an Academy Award for inventing RenderMan, the software that Pixar uses for its animation. He told me that he worked for Pixar, but I had no idea he was a co-founder of Pixar until I'd met him many times.

When I was 14 I went to a church service at Glide Memorial in San Francisco with Sharon Stone, but I didn't meet her.

I'm also friends with Duane Flatmo, who does the art for the Lost Coast Brewery in Humboldt County (among other amazing things), but he's mostly a local celebrity.

Posted by: Major Etiquette at May 20, 2009 11:18 PM

Eva, I am completely jealous. You've met my top two.

Posted by: Captain Steve at May 20, 2009 11:30 PM

1. Denis Leary. When I was in high school I gave him and his family a tour of a museum north of Boston. Polite, funny, smoked his head off the whole time waiting in line.

2. Heath Ledger/Michelle Williams. When I was a nanny a few years ago I had a playgroup with them. Their baby Matilda was a cute little chubbo and if you didn't know them you'd think they were just another young NY hipster family. Michelle was very petite and looked like she weighed 80lbs.

3. Robert DeNiro (this one hurts!) While working as a nanny I met him in Antigua where the family I was working for had traveled to for Christmas. He was there with his wife and children and made the other nanny I was with cry because she was taking pictures of the beach and accidentally got a picture of one of his sons. He ran up to her screaming and she was terrified. He looked like you think he would, except he had a potbelly that reminded me of my dad.

Honorable Mentions:
-Cameron Diaz
-Chris Rock
-RuPaul (when he was out of drag)
-The cowboy from The Village People
-Kira Knightley
-Tim Robbins (VERY nice! Actually had a long conversation about Shawshank Redemption.)
-B.D. Wong from Law and Order (asshole.)

Posted by: scorzi at May 20, 2009 11:32 PM

Ling, I'm just gonna sit over here and pretend that I'm not most jealous about you meeting the RFR crew. Mmmm... Robby.

Posted by: jM at May 20, 2009 11:38 PM

1. Kiefer Sutherland cut in front of me in line once years ago at Universal Studios. Jerk, thinks he's so special. I didn't talk to him, I just glared.

2. About two months ago, we went to a One Sunset because a high school friend of a friend is working as a sous chef. Evidently the entire cast of Grey's Anatomy was there, but while most of them left discreetly out the back, Eric Dane and a VERY pissed off Rebecca Gayheart came to the front while I was waiting for my hubby to bring around the car. I felt bad for him, you could feel the waves of pissed-off-ed-ness coming off her.

3. I don't have any more, but overly touchy mother in law once assaulted Keanu Reeves in a music store. But she assaults everybody she sees...

Posted by: Xandie at May 20, 2009 11:42 PM

1. Edward James Olmos. He came to my high school to have a press conference about something or other, and I don't remember what, although I spoke too.

2. Sarah Jessica Parker. She was named Woman of the Year by the Hasty Pudding Theatricals, which my boyfriend was in, so I got to go to their shindig. She is much prettier in person.

3. Tatiana Ali. She lived in my college dorm.

Honorable Mention: Natalie Portman. I went to college with her, but I never actually met her. I sat next to her in the dining hall once and didn't notice it was her until she got up to leave. She is tiny.

Posted by: leuce7 at May 20, 2009 11:42 PM

Both mine are kind of "ehh" but I live in Maine, so I take what I can get.
1. Jim Gaffigan when he came to Portland for a comedy show. I figured I'd be cool because he isn't too big of a deal, but within five feet of him I started to mentally freak out.
2. Terry Crews- AKA huuuge guy from White Chicks who sings that Michelle Branch song in the car. My senior class was in NYC for a trip in 07 and we went to an performance of Chicago. During intermission we saw him and a few of us went up to get a picture. Really nice guy, ridiiicculously jacked.

Posted by: Erin S at May 20, 2009 11:47 PM

Lily Tomlin. I was working at the Hollywood Bowl in 2005 and the show was A Prairie Home Companion. (Makes sense, given a project she was in soon after.) She was asking me where the restrooms are and as I was responding it suddenly struck me who she was. I asked if it was really her, she said yes, said hi, and we shook hands! Ah!

There were others at the Bowl. I sold a program to Tate Donovan from The OC. Joey Lauren Adams went through my turnstile when I was taking tickets. As did Crispin Glover. (Different events.) I also made eye contact with Ron Jeremy at a Yo-Yo Ma concert. :shiver: I also got Sumi Jo's (opera singer, and a damn good one) autograph one time.

I also shook hands with Edward James Olmos at a Battlestar Galactica event. As well as Mark Shepherd (Romo) who I didn't recognize at first. I pointed to him with recognition and he gave me a half-creepy/half-uninterested smile in return.

Posted by: vic at May 20, 2009 11:47 PM

1. Henry Motherfucking Rollins: Got to meet him backstage after last year's Tulsa show. Used the opportunity to find out he drives a Suburu Outback. Go figure.

2. John Lithgow: NYC street-level encounter, April 2001. Underwhelming.

3. Janet Reno: Elevator in D.C. while acting as ambassador for a law school society. Very strong handshake.

Posted by: agent bedhead at May 20, 2009 11:47 PM

OMG, how could I forget to tell this story:

So, before I was born, my folks went to downtown Minneapolis for a book signing. The author? Stephen King, who they were both into at the time. So, they end up getting lost looking for the bookstore, and they realize they're too late to get King's autograph. So, they decide to wander around a bit, kill some time.

They're right in the heart of downtown, and my dad turns a corner too fast and isn't looking, and he ends up running right into someone. Keep in mind, my dad is 6'6", about 300 pounds. He knocked this guy flat on his ass. And as my dad was bending down to help him up, the guy's eyes got huge and he ran away. Straight up, guy got scared and RAN AWAY! My dad says, "Well that was weird."

And my mom says, "Didn't you see who that was?! That was STEPHEN KING!!!"

And my dad suddenly realized, "Oh my god, it was!"

My dad knocked Stephen King on his ass.

My dad usually likes to follow that story by reminding us that the film version of Misery came out a few years later. Coincidence? (Probably)

Posted by: ChristianH at May 20, 2009 11:58 PM

Dustin Rowles.

Posted by: Eep at May 21, 2009 12:02 AM

Oh, here's a by-proxy addition: My mom went to high school with Don Johnson. She said there was always something quite "fruity" about him. No elaboration necessary.

Posted by: agent bedhead at May 21, 2009 12:03 AM

Christian the first part of your comment I saw was "My dad knocked Stephen King on his ass," and I immediately assumed your dad was driving that car that ran into him a while back.

Posted by: Eep at May 21, 2009 12:04 AM

"Oh, and then there was the time I was behind Jonathon Torrens in line for the ATM. (Street Cents? Jonovision?)...anybody?"

Oh my, yes...Trailer Park Boys, need I say more?

My brush with fame includes meeting Emilio Estevez (sp.?) in a downtown Vancouver nightclub many moons ago (he was very tiny, and his bodyguard was very, very big, and Emilio was very, very drunk). And 80's music maestros "The Cure", again in Vancouver, and all I could think was "Holy cow, Robbie's head is fucking huge, like a big round of cheese".

Posted by: kootenay girl at May 21, 2009 12:04 AM

I once did a sit down interview with Danny Devito during a college trip to a small, North Carolina documentary festival.

I also almost knocked Sara Silverman over.

Posted by: Brian at May 21, 2009 12:04 AM

Hmmm ... Waaaaay back in the '80s I spent a year covering/traveling some with a major-league baseball team, so I made the acquaintance of people like Frank Robinson and Tommy Lasorda (bastard gave me a cold) and Dave Parker. (Parker once asked me, "How come I never see you out chasin' no pussy?" I said, "Well, David, I guess we don't drinks in the same bars.") But those were in a professional capacity, so now I have to come up with casual meets. I'll say ...

1. David Lander. We had lunch and talked baseball.

2. Bob Mould played a club in my town a few years ago, about 100 people in the place, and he sold his own merch after, shaking hands, signing autographs. That's kinda borderline against the rules of the diversion, but let's see what else I have ...

3. Think I mentioned (did I?) that when I was in college I was in an air hockey league with mutual friends of Dennis Miller, who attended the same small college I did. He showed up one day and cracked wise during one of our games, so I'm using that.

I was having lunch once in a place where (I'm pretty certain it was) Dan Marino was sitting at the bar, watching football. Maybe a dozen people there altogether. I didn't bother him or ask if it was him, just figured it was and left it at that. So that's not a meet, but it's still kinda cool.

Posted by: bucdaddy at May 21, 2009 12:13 AM

1. Hilary Clinton at a memorial service in Albany, NY. She was very cold (I'm talking her personality, not her body temp), and acted put off by the attention focused on her. Granted, we were at someone’s memorial service, and so I suppose it wasn’t the time or place for people to get star struck, but she wasn’t the only famous politician there, and she actually left before the service ended. And she didn’t even bring Bill with her damnit!

2. Liam Gallagher from Oasis at a French restaurant (forget the name) that's across the road from Harrods in London. I couldn’t understand most of what he said, and I am pretty sure he was loaded, but he was surprisingly friendly despite (or perhaps this is precisely WHY he was friendly) being confronted (and kind of molested) by a gaggle of giggling female American college students.

3. The guys from Green Day. I was visiting friends at UVM, and the Green Day fellas were there visiting their friends, who happened to be friends of my friends. We rode bikes with them for hours and then hung out at my friends’ house. The drummer asked me to have sex with him, as straightforward as that. And though he was a sweetheart he smelled funny, so I turned him down…. And also I was 16 (I'm pretty sure he didn't know that though).

These required far more explanation than needed. But damnit I am still excited about these random encounters!

Posted by: Sarah at May 21, 2009 12:14 AM

About 20 years ago my much-older girlfriend had a friend who was friends with Bob Seger, and all 4 of us plus a couple others had dinner one night at a restaurant in Windsor, ON. I was not at all familiar with his music (despite having grown up in Detroit) and I remember him being a big asshole -- loud, rude to the waitstaff, dismissive of me, a little too friendly-getting with my girlfriend. But as a sullen, insecure 19-year-old still in disbelief over having a hot 35-year-old girlfriend, I suppose I was a bit insufferable myself.

Posted by: majorsteel at May 21, 2009 12:14 AM

1. Liv Tyler - In line at Ralphs.
2. Stephen Spielberg - through work
3. David Duchovny - shower at a gym. was a little awkward.

Posted by: the other kafka at May 21, 2009 12:17 AM

I saw Sting at last year's NYC marathon. I shook his hand.

Posted by: kc at May 21, 2009 12:20 AM

Andy Dick once used me as a human shield. That's about it.

Posted by: TK at May 21, 2009 12:21 AM

I met Zach Gilford aka Matt motherfucking Saracen at a bar in Evanston, IL, a few weeks ago. Got a picture with a friend's iPhone (crappy quality but oh well). Asked him why he was there, apparently he went to Evanston Township highschool and was there for "some acting clinic or some shit, whatever." Didn't know he's 27! Short guy too, relatively. Very friendly as well, said that they're starting shooting for FNL in August and that there will only be seasons 4 and 5, that's it. My friend and I shouted out "clear eyes!" as I left and we got a thumbs up in return.

Posted by: Mick J at May 21, 2009 12:30 AM

OH YEAH! I met Dian Bachar (Choder Boy from Orgazmo) and Seth Green at freaking comiccon!

Posted by: AlexaCastro at May 21, 2009 12:47 AM

I met Jenna Jameson once. She is incredibly short and her boobs are ridiculous. She's also really nice.

Posted by: Jessika at May 21, 2009 12:47 AM

When I worked at the Barnes and Noble in the Grove in Los Angeles, in the DVD section, I used to help tons of people: Justin Long, Paris Hilton, Juliet from Lost, Meg White, Lou Gosset Jr, Terence Howard, Fred Durst, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, Mackenzie Crook, Bob Odenkirk, Michael Emerson (Ben from Lost -- he was the nicest guy), Simon Cowell, Richard Dreyfus. Chris Rock came in so many times we were going to give him a name badge.

These are my three favorite:

1. Alison Janney was trying to buy a CD for a Christmas present, and couldn't remember what it was called. I made her sing it to me. It was "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley.

2. Carrie Fisher made us stay open fifteen minutes past closing because she had so many purchases to ring up between her and her...son, nephew? I was straightening the front as she was leaving, apologizing to us. She says to me, "Thank you so much for staying open." I reply, "Thank you for saving us from the Empire."

3. John Larroquette and his wife were so very nice. He was the only one I ever gushed over, telling him how much of a fan I was of his work.

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at May 21, 2009 12:59 AM

Oh, almost forgot (mini diversion: best souvenir)

Back in the '70s, World Team Tennis was a pretty good show, most of the best players played in the league. A reporter buddy of mine and I went to the league championship match one year, Pittsburgh against San Francisco. After Pittsburgh won, they shooed the fans (like me) out so I had to wait outside. The fans formed a sort of gauntlet outside the arena exit, and I was at the end of it, out in the open so my friend could find me when he came out from interviews.

So the door flies open and one of the Pittsburgh players, Peggy Michel web.wm.edu/tenniscenter/michel.html came strolling down the gauntlet, looking starry-eyed and probably drunk, walked right up to me and gave me a full kiss on the mouth, and kept going.

After awhile my buddy came along and was boasting about drinking champagne from Evonne Goolagong's glass.

I pissed him off.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 21, 2009 1:00 AM

Chris Pine: I went to college with him and took a class or two with him, I think. I was doing costume design at the time and I believe I fitted him in suits for a play: Charles Mee's Orestes.

Sean Penn: In Marin County Movie theatre where I watched Whale Rider. He was sitting 2 seats away. Later I saw him on street. he did give me an eye like"do you know who I am?" I was just smiling.

Robin Williams: I actually got Scholarship from him and had to write thank you letter. Few years later I saw him in Japan Town, SF and told him so. He shook my hands and I think he also attempted to say something in Japanese which I did not get.

Posted by: yocean at May 21, 2009 1:07 AM

I almost ran into (literally ran into) Matthew Fox an a craft store in my hometown in Hawaii. All the LOST stars live there and we would see them from time to time. He was checking out stencils. Also Jorge Garcia checked out my house that my dad put up for sale. He didn't buy. Woulda been cool to have Hurley living in my house!

Naveen Andrews and his girlfriend Barbara Hershey at dinner...

Basically all of the LOST cast (I went to the first and second season premieres)

Colin Meloy (of the Decemberists) just a few weekends ago at the Portland Farmer's Market

Hugo Weaving at a breakfast joint in Sydney. I was literally JUST talking about LotR when my sister goes "don't look behind you...It's Elrond." Craziness.

Posted by: Corinna at May 21, 2009 1:12 AM

Oh, and I don't know if he qualify as a famous person but, I met Jack Osborne at my friends party somewhere in LA. Later he dropped by when me and friends were watching football, with some Jackass people he was hanging out with at the time. (The place we were at was the apartment of the girl who threw up in the Jackass movie)

I think Jack had a crush on one of our friends. Anyway, despite of it being Sunday and all, they were talking about some other party they are going, not interacting with anyone at the place. Then, he picks up a guitar and calling attention, "Check this out!" and starts playing Iron Man... True Story.

Then he left.

Posted by: yocean at May 21, 2009 1:13 AM

Almost forgot: I work at a downtown Forever 21 (I know, I know) and some people that were on American Idol (last season? I think? I don't know) came in to our store. I gave the guy with dreads directions to the streetcar while David Archuleta was texting behind him. I didn't recognize the others. Oops?

Posted by: Corinna at May 21, 2009 1:17 AM

Matthew Broderick and Edward Zwick (director) on the set of GLORY when I was 5. They were both very nice and took a picture with me.

Rebecca Romijin Stamos (she was still married at the time) was more gorgeous in person than she is in pictures. She was also super, super nice.

John Stamos (he was a dick) I told him he was lucky anyone wanted his autograph.

Britt Daniels from Spoon at a gig at the 40 watt. One very cool, laid back guy.

Michael Stipe multiple times in Athens, GA: during Athfest, at the Go Bar. He drives an 80s Volvo Station wagon and is very quiet and humble.

Pete Yorn's band. We smoked pot and listened to my Stone Roses CD. I felt awesome and was "put on the list" for their show in atlanta the next night.

Bret Easton Ellis at a book signing. He was soooo freaking nice. . . totally unlike his characters, which was kinda jarring in a good way. I'm also pretty sure he was co-hitting on my girlfriend and I. He actually seemed genuinely interested in what I was saying.

Stephan Jenkins, the singer from Third Eye Blind. He was cool but kind of a dick at the same time. Now he'd probably be happy if someone let him cut in line at starbucks. . . .

Posted by: adam at May 21, 2009 1:24 AM

Christ, Dustin, You met Elvis Costello?!!? I would have been blathering about how "This Year's Model" is the best album evar!!!! EVER!!!!

And TB, I would just want to hug Joe Strummer and there would probably be tears. . . wowsers.

Posted by: adam at May 21, 2009 1:26 AM

insertclevernamehere, you win for thinking on your feet.

1.) Barack Obama. Shook his hand at the Iowa State Fair, and was completely dumbstruck. I'd been planning on making a witty comment about his recent appearance at a HNC debate, but I was too nervous to say a word. My friend Kristy marched right up to him, bold as brass, carrying a novelty drink -- a plastic boot full of daiquiri. She said, "Hey there, Barack Obama, will you take a picture with me and my boot?" She got an awesome picture.

2.) David Krumholtz. Ran into him on three separate occasions while we were both on vacation in Italy. The first two times, outside a restaurant in Rome and then at a gift shop in Naples, I let him alone. When we ended up standing next to one another on the train platform waiting for our train, I couldn't help myself any longer -- and I didn't want him to think I was a scary stalker. We ended up having a rather nice five minute conversation about our vacations.

3.) David Hyde Pierce, Hank Azaria, Christopher Sieber, and Tim Curry -- backstage after a preview show of "Spamalot." All very sweet, even though it was freezing and they most likely had New Year's Eve parties to get to. Tim Curry gave my sister a hug -- she nearly died of joy. DHP, Hank Azaria, and Tim Curry were all much shorter than expected. Christopher Sieber was enormous, and incredibly cute.

Also, randomly, my mom taught Adam Baldwin high school drama in the early eighties, and he got to hold me when I was a newborn. So I've met Jayne AND Mr. Universe.

Posted by: linny at May 21, 2009 1:32 AM

Back in the late 90's, I met the band Cinderella. The ISP I had at the time had a contest, and I won, so I got to see them at the old Caravan of Dreams in downtown Fort Worth, and then got to hang out with them watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High on their tour bus. I still have the autographed picture of the band and the Tshirt stashed away somewhere.

I don't recall ever meeting anyone else famous, but then, I'm sort of the keep to myself and ignore everyone around me, so I probably wouldn't notice someone famous even if they were sitting right next to me.

Posted by: CptCrckpot at May 21, 2009 1:36 AM

And "met" by proxy:

My Grandma's 2nd husband, both of them SAG members, were friends with Kirk Douglas.

One of the girl I knew almost slept with Woody Harrelson, who chose Yoga over her.

Posted by: yocean at May 21, 2009 1:38 AM

Not my story, but it's funny:

My brother went to the same college as Viggo Mortensen. On my brother's senior year (a little after FOTR had come out I think), they put up an exhibition of his photos and poetry. So later my brother and some friends went to a bar, and Viggo was there, and they sat with him as he got a bit tipsy and started insulting the college people because they had never paid any attention to him until he became famous. But other than that apparently he was just very quiet and shy. My brother got me his autograph on a LOTR book--he wrote something in Spanish!

Posted by: figgy at May 21, 2009 1:42 AM

Alec Baldwin.
The Virginia art gallery where I worked hosted a sort of anti-Ollie-North-for-Senate rally back in 1994, and Mr. Baldwin gave the big speech.
The gallery was a co-op and had no boss, and none of the artists on the board were interested in star-fucking. They simply rented the big space out to the Democrats for the day and let the interns (me and two other girls) run the show.
We didn't really have anything to do or talk about while the media was setting up and all had to hang out in the tiny crows-nest office over-loking the big open gallery. Alec disappeared into the even tinier bathroom directly adjacent the office and we got the feeling he was hiding out. His assistant made small talk, told us Baldwin had his back waxed. Shortly before the thing was to begin, he attempted to leave the bathroom, but couldn't get the door open. The lock had jammed, a common problem all the interns had forgot to mention. He was panicked and jerking on the door from the inside and we were gathered on other side, shouting advice. Someone said, "You just have to jiggle it a little!" which sent the assistant into a giggle fit.
The lock popped, he opened the door and swept out, and his previously perfectly slicked-back hair was falling down around his face. It reminded me of Barney Fife after a particularly stressful Mayberry event.
Ollie North lost.

Posted by: AdaHaze at May 21, 2009 1:42 AM

1) Jim Jarmusch in Austin Texas during SXSW
2) Britt Daniels from Spoon in Tallahassee
3) Terrence Malick (also in Austin)

Posted by: billy bonka at May 21, 2009 2:37 AM

I need to get an e-mail alert or something whenever there's a new post. I always get here way after the party is over and I feel like I'm just talking to myself.

Anyway, I was at LAX and Elliot Gould let me cut him in line because he was too busy on the phone.

A day before that, I saw Tom and Colin Hanks having tacos in Santa Monica. I wish I had seen that clip that was posted here on Pajiba recently, because then I would have felt encouraged to go up and say hi. I always assume celebrities want to be left alone.

I met Jerry Lisenby, a contestant from the Biggest Loser, on a road in Missouri last summer. We were both biking across the country, going opposite ways and we stopped to chat and compare tales.

Posted by: Borg at May 21, 2009 3:14 AM

OK, I lived in Santa Monica for 20 years so I've met a lot of people. Here we go:

I have played basketball with:

Don Cheadle
Taye Diggs
Woody Harrelson
Dean Cain
Bill Bellamy
Jaleel White
Jay Harrington (Better Off Ted)
Bobby Prescott (Kent in Real Genius and Cole in Bachelor Party)
Richard Tyson (3 O'Clock High)
Daniel Baldwin
Syrus from the Real World (that's a cheat because I've known him since we were 9)

I've met these people elsewhere
Leonardo DiCaprio
Hugh Hefner
Tony Curtis
Carmen Electra
Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley at the Bellagio
Arnold Schwartzenegger
Drew Carey
Daniel Negreanu (met him at a casino valet waiting for a cab and ended up driving him to the airport)
Magic Johnson
George Carlin (who used to go to the yogurt shop my brother worked at. My brother said he was a big fan and GC went to his car and gave him some of his tapes, really cool guy)

I'm missing others, my favorites were Cheadle, who sat and talked with us for 45 minutes after we played, Carlin and Magic.

However, the coolest one was, is and will be Linda Cardellini, who was a college roommate of a close friend and now I consider her to be a friend of mine. We see each other from time to time and she is always really nice to me and my fiancee. I met Seth Rogen and Jason Segel through her before they hit it big. Jason played ball with us while Seth sat up in the back of the stands and didn't talk to anyone. We met like 5 times and I don't know if we ever spoke.

Posted by: Rubble44 at May 21, 2009 3:33 AM

1. Went to high school and summer camp with Chris Farley (he was my canoeing partner on our Canadian camping trip.
2. Was Harlan Ellison's gopher/bodyguard for a lecture series.
3. Got heckled by Charles Band (head of Full Moon Studios) while I was performing stand-up.
4. Bummed a beer off PJ O'Roarke after his "Modern Manners" lecture at the University of Wisconsin back in 1982.
5. Wrote at the Daily Cardinal with Scott Dikkers, Maria Schnieder, John Krewson, and Todd Hanson (The original writing staff of the Onion) at University of Wisconsin.

(Bonus)
My mother was a bridesmaid at Martin Landau's and Barbara Bain's wedding. She was Barbara's college dorm roommate.

Posted by: Adam C at May 21, 2009 3:53 AM

1) John Waters, but if you live in Baltimore and hang out in by the Charles that's pretty much a given.

2) Dr. Ruth. LOVE her. She was speaking at Yale on Holocaust Memorial Day (she was on a kindertransport). Then everyone at the event was invited to dinner with her and she was like, "GREAT. Enough Holocaust. Let's talk about SEX!" Awesome. And about 3 feet tall.

3) Ehud Olmert (former PM of Israel). When he was mayor of Jerusalem, I was 17 and interning for a Jewish org. He spoke at an event that my job arranged, so I got to meet him and hang out with his hot Israeli bodyguard. He was a total creepo though. Did the arm-around-the-shoulder-sideboob-grab when we posed for a photo.

Posted by: deitybox at May 21, 2009 4:58 AM

I used to work in a record shop in London a few years back and quite a few famous types would pop in now and again. During my stint there I "met"...

1) Gary Oldman, very shifty looking and quite shy. He bought a Sir Mix-A-Lot and a Chet Baker CD, a curious coupling.

2) Tim Roth. Very friendly, smiley. Was buying a Super Nintendo for a small boy he had with him.

3) Elton John. Avoided eye contact at all times, bad wig. Bought an absolute crapload of CDs, was so flustered I forgot to give him discount. Ah well.

4) Kylie Minogue. Very small, friendly. Bought a 70's disco compilation.

5) Paul Young. Friendly, had the honour of showing him to our Christmas cassette corner. Woo.

Posted by: Kittypants at May 21, 2009 5:53 AM

The Queen, back in the 70's - she came to officially open the govt. office I was working in. It wasn't a big crowd sitch, just me and a few colleagues, and a couple of bemused Aussie tourists who'd been passing and saw her. (Also Prince Charles, once at my office - same kind of deal - once at Borough Market with Camilla).

Summer Glau, in the executive lounge at a Hilton. She was there for a con, but she was 'off duty' in the lounge. She asked me how I was, and when I told her that I'd had four hours sleep and felt like crap, she recommended coffee. A very sweet girl.

Eliza Dushku, at a signing event. Yes, I know - but I was working on her event team, not lining up for her autograph, so I was actually around her for two days. Another nice girl. (Really. Not a slut or a diva).

Posted by: Tarn at May 21, 2009 6:05 AM

Here we go...a very British list...

Muse - bunch of ego inflated twats.

Bob Hoskins

Ian Botham (cricketeer)

Gary Lineker (having once been a HUGE Spurs fan, I nearly died. AND I got to sit next to him for a photo. Sigh. Those ears)

Robert Lindsay (you know...from Hornblower? I think he was trying to chat my Mum up)

My nearly celebrity meeting - and the one I will always rue - was the evening I went for a meal with my family in a restaurant in London and saw Damon Albarn enjoying a meal. We sat downstairs and I spent ages plucking up the courage to ask him for an autograph. By the time I did, he'd gone. I was 13 and CRUSHED.

Also saw Kevin Rowland (Dexy's Midnight Runners) the other day walking around wearing a lime green and yellow golfing outfit complete with matching hat with pompom on top. Indeed.

Posted by: queenorangina at May 21, 2009 6:18 AM

Marky Mark, the one and only. I did some extra work a few summers ago in The Happening (It wasn't THAT bad)and I talked to him after we shot a mess up take and he was pretty nice. We talked briefly, I said hi and made some comment about the weather being so hot. Later when we filmed another scene in the school, the extras were lined up at lockers and he walks down the hall and everyone is excited to see Mark Wahlberg(!) So he comes up to me and goes "Feeling any cooler?" I go, "Yeah, thanks Mr. Wahlberg!" and the extras around me go, "YOU KNOW MARK WAHLBERG?!?!" It was very amusing being there.
My other favorite celebrity I met was David Sedaris at one of his book signings. He talked for what seemed like a good eight or so minutes and gave me his airplane care package as a gift for coming.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at May 21, 2009 6:35 AM

Oh, I forgot - most recently, Donald Sutherland and Judd Nelson in the bar at the Hilton Universal City, the weekend before Easter this year. (Not together, as far as I could tell).

And Sam Anderson at this year's 'Lost Weekend' charity party the same weekend, then at the Lankershim Art Centre in WeHo, after seeing his play. Also Sterling Beaumon (wee Ben Linus), Andrea Gabriel (Nadia) and Gregg Nations at the party. And Javier Grillo-Marxuach took us all bowling the night before. (He usually does that, I have a signed 'Middleman' issue one he brought along one time).

At previous LW parties I've also met Greg Grunberg, Daniel Dae Kim, William Mapother, Harold Perrineau, Maggie Grace, L. Scott Caldwell, and a shitload of others. Also, on the non-acting side, JJ Abrams, Bryan Burk, Carlton Cuse, Damon Lindelof, and David Fury.

Huh. Anyone would think I was a Lost fan... ;-)

Posted by: Tarn at May 21, 2009 6:40 AM

Oliver Stone, Ed McMahon, Jane Pauley, Gary Trudeau, Joe Dante, Wayne Gretzky, and some others who's names escape me at the moment. Met them when I waited their tables at Disney World. I spilled popcorn on Ed McMahon, he was cool about it.

Also met Butch Walker twice, that was cooler. And actually hung out with the band Cold at a bar after their show. Cool dudes. Too bad they didn't get bigger. The lead singer (Scooter) hit on my girlfriend then when I said she was with me he apologized. I told him that wasn't very rock star of him.

Posted by: TylerDFC at May 21, 2009 6:41 AM

I am a huge sports fan, so guess where this is headed?
- Chris Evert - Breathtaking in person. My first big crush. Very sweet lady.
- Martina Navratilova - Physically intimidating.
- Mark Gastineau (old NY Jets d-lineman, used to hold single season sack record) - I helped him and his daughter get away from abusive fans at a Chargers playoff game in '05. HUGE dude. Very nice guy.
- Roger Craig (RB for 49ers in the '80s) - Waited on him in Centerville, OH of all places.
- Jamal Lewis (Browns RB, former UTenn star) - Met him at a car wash at UT. I rarely see people at or near the peak of their physical gifts, but that guy was a specimen. Just ridiculous.
- Mike Ditka - Okay, I didn't actually meet him. He was being driven the other way in a golf cart at O'Hare and I yelled, "You're the shit, Ditka!" He gave me a thumbs up. LOVE that guy.

Posted by: Kballs at May 21, 2009 7:54 AM

Spoke with Robert Redford on the phone.

Almost got knocked over by Sam Donaldson.

Saw Louis CK & Janene Garafalo talking at the Nashville Airport.

Got stuck in an atm vestibule with Jill Goodacre. (i tease.)

Posted by: wsapnin at May 21, 2009 7:55 AM

I work in TV and film so I've met quite a lot, but here's a few them...

Kings of Leon - shy shy shy
Franz Ferdinand - fun guys
John Rhys Davies - super cool
Robbie Williams - what a charmer!
Simple Plan - COCKS!
Ryan Gosling - super sweet
Josh Harnett - rubbed his crotch on me - ew!
Paris Hilton - fake fake fake
Take That - lovely guys
Andrew Adamson - nice guy
Donovan Frankenreiter - nice

Posted by: missh at May 21, 2009 7:56 AM

Mine are only famous in my neck of the woods but hey:

1. The former first lady of our island, Mrs.Hassanali at a 5k. She is one of the sweetest human beings you could ever hope to meet.

2. The present calypso monarch who was a former teacher at my school, Dr. Hollis Liverpool. The man is a riot!

I don't think there's anyone else. Nope. No one.

Posted by: Four Eyes at May 21, 2009 8:00 AM

1. Met Ben Folds when I worked at the University of Pittsburgh at one of the concerts for students.
2. Spike Lee (also in college at Pitt) - was doing a lecture for students
3. Franco Harris at a Steelers luncheon at Heinz Field

Plus an abundant amount more of Steelers, Pirates, and Penguins players over the years.

I love me some Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2009 8:09 AM

It doesn't really count, since I didn't really meet him (eye contact was made, though). At a game convention I walked right by Hideo Kojima. I was going to chase him down and charm him with my broken Japanese but at the moment I saw him all nine years of studying I'd done through school left me completely, along with any ability I had to do anything more than stand and gawk.

I managed to regain my faculties and was able to stalk him for a few minutes, but he was surrounded by some small small Japanese cronies so I couldn't really get close.

Posted by: James at May 21, 2009 8:11 AM

ahhhh!

I forgot, I met Tom Savini and Greg Nicotero at a
lecture 2 years ago. One of the greater days in my life.

Posted by: Colin at May 21, 2009 8:16 AM

Rubble44, is Jay Harrington dreamy in person, I bet he is, he makes me go mushy when i see him

Posted by: alley cat at May 21, 2009 8:23 AM

1. peter mansbridge, in a hospital giftshop. he bought gum.

2.last summer i literally bumped into jill taylor from home improvement

3. my boyfriend met sean lennon through friends while he was living in new york, they played xbox. he called my cell so i could hear their banter and die of jealousy.

Posted by: samma at May 21, 2009 8:33 AM

Spill Eva!

OK coltaine, I'll switch with you.

Posted by: Cindy at May 21, 2009 8:36 AM

I work in London's nightlife industry, so I've met quite a few!

1. Prince William and Prince Harry
2. Kate Moss
3. Sienna Miller
4. The Killers
5. Emma Watson
6. Paris Hilton

... + others

Posted by: SpecialK at May 21, 2009 8:42 AM

1. Björk - I went to hear daughter's christening and some of her new years eve parties which were legendary
2. Jónsi (singer of Sigur Rós) - hit on me at a bar once. I politely declined but was ridiculously stoked.
3. Mikhail Gorbachev - met him in a party after a lecture of his.
4. Margaret Thatcher - same

Posted by: Ari at May 21, 2009 8:49 AM

1. Dennis Miller sat at the next table at the Japanese restaurant in the Bellagio. We then ran into him and his two sons at the Mandalay Bay the next day. We waved, he waved. Wow.

2. Georgey Clooney, Brad Pitt & Co. while shooting Ocean's Eleven at the Bellagio (same trip as above).

3. John Digweed (that's DJ John Digweed to all you non-electronica people). This was my DREAM come true. Last year, he was at the House of Blues and I was standing by the stage and after one of his sets he came over and gave me a hug and said "How's it going?" in that scrumptious British accent. Yum.

Posted by: Agent Scully at May 21, 2009 9:03 AM

Rufus Wainwright

I ended up befriending his drummer a few years back, Matt Johnson, and have been (praise Cthulhu) bathing in free tickets ever since. He's very sweet, very gracious, and goes out of his way to make the random hangers on like me feel welcome.

Posted by: sarah at May 21, 2009 9:04 AM

1. Brendan Gleeson. I work in a music shop i Galway and he's friends with one of the guys who works here so he's in quite a bit. Big man, very big man.

2. Jay Leno. Met him in LA where he told me he had family in Limerick. Someone told him Limerick is like the Bel Air of Ireland. Limerick is in fact more akin to the homeless tramp you wake up to find pissing in your Bel Air swimming pool.

3. Sam Elliot. Came into the shop and bought a Tanglewood travel guitar. He's tall and charming and plays some kick ass guitar.

Posted by: sheepeyes at May 21, 2009 9:10 AM

Well, lived in New Zealand most of my life and just moved to Australia, so not many stories there. Did a couple of phone interviews with members of fairly well-known bands (Janet Weiss from Sleater-Kinney and Daniel Kessler from Interpol, though my planned interview with Chrissie Hynde fell through).

Though who cares? I've met Kevin motherfucking Smith. That's enough for me.

Posted by: Arran at May 21, 2009 9:18 AM

1. Keanu Reeves-I was an extra in a movie of his (Tune in Tomorrow-it was a bomb) and got to talk to him. Also, I hit him in the back of the head, but that was an accident.

2. Julia Roberts-met her in a bar while she was filming the Pelican Brief. She was hanging out with the crew, and was friendly to everyone.

3. Chris Berman-I've been on a few flights with him back to Connecticut.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at May 21, 2009 9:23 AM

Is it a problem that I've never heard of about 90% of the "famous" people cited here? What the hell is a Meb Keflezighi? Ben Kweller? Need to get out from under my rock more, apparently.

Posted by: Ned at May 21, 2009 9:25 AM

1. Ryan Gosling such a sweetheart. Ran into him one night at my favorite dive and we both seemed to be celebrating respective birthdays. Kept to himself a lot, smoked quiet often, and had so many MEN fanboying over him it made me giggle. Every person that approached him was offered a seat at his table to have a conversation. Upon leaving my drunk friend left at the same time as him and burst out with a "You're absolutely gorgeous you know that?" His reply "Well sweetheart I was just thinking the same as thing..." Stunned silence "Have a good night" and so he smiled and faded into the night.

2. Dave Grohl Through work...more then once. Got ridiculously drunk with him one night and he ended up being quiet possibly the coolest man ever.We told him ridiculous things in a drunken haze and he replied back just as ridiculously. Seriously the nicest man in rock. And the rest of the Foos as well.

3. Alec Baldwin at an event "gala" where I went to slug back free champagne and sushi. I kept randomly ending up next to him (lines, seating, everything) all night. He probably thought I was stalking him.

Runner up: Lance Armstrong The guy is creepy. I have no words to accurately convey this, but he is. He reeks of grown up "bro". Met him twice at various events.

Honorable mentions: Spoon (amazing chill guys who can DRINK), Owen Wilson (almost ran me over on his bike), Ryan Adams (talks FOREVER, but surprisingly swwet), Michael Stipe , Andrew Bird (softspoken and extremely sweet).

Posted by: Lo at May 21, 2009 9:34 AM

1. Mr. Rogers! Before he passed away he actually did live in my neighborhood. My mom and I saw him in the street and she nearly fainted.

2. Elvis Costello: A friend of mine bought tickets for us and we spoke to him briefly after the show.

3. Barry C. Scheck

Posted by: ecp at May 21, 2009 9:39 AM

1) I used to be a really big Jewel fan about 10 years ago. I went to this fan-only concert in Nashville with 100 other people. I asked her to play an old song that she forgot, so she had me come up on stage and tell her how to play it and sing along with her. Naturally, I fell apart.

2) When I lived in California, Jason Mraz was just starting out. We became friends and played some gigs together. No matter how much of a douche he seems, he's still one of the nicest, funniest, most laid back people I've ever know.

3) This one's two-fold. I was an extra on Runaway Jury. At one point, I actually ran full on into Rachel Weisz. She survived standing up, but I fell flat on my ass. She was so apologetic and must have sat there hugging me for at least 5 minutes before some people pulled her away.

About 20 minutes later (this was at a mall, by the way), my ex, who is also an extra, decides to tell me that he's converting to be a Jehovah's Witness to marry the girl he cheated on me with. While he's telling me this, John Cusack is in his chair practically leaning against my back randomly laughing at ex's explanation. Finally, he just turns around and says, "Why are you even talking to this guy?" while still laughing. Made my fucking LIFE.

Posted by: jamiepants at May 21, 2009 9:46 AM

Met Jason Schwartzman at a screening of Darjeeling Limited. When his Q&A was over he tried to get out of there as quick as he could, but everyone rushed him. He ended up staying for over an hour talking with everyone who came. We talked a bit about Phantom Planet, music, and jean jackets. He also gave me some music advice.

At the same theater a few months ago I also saw Kat Dennings and Michael Cera for a screening of Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. I somehow made eye contact with him as he passed by and gave him some sort of half-salute, which he returned and responded with 'Hey, man.'

Pretty cool.

Posted by: Allen at May 21, 2009 9:46 AM

alicia silverstone
mo rocca
chris thile from nickel creek

Posted by: jasper at May 21, 2009 9:48 AM

oh wait, elaboration

alicia silverstone - had a very slow response time to everything, was in veganwear, crookedly smiled with her head cocked to one side, sneaking suspicion that she was high...

mo rocca - enthusiastic, lispy, called me hilarious, I cried.

chris thile - weirdly childlike, also lispy, very similar to talking with a /b/tard on teh internets.

Posted by: jasper at May 21, 2009 9:53 AM

Anthony Hopkins
Jack Nicholson
Ozzy Osbourne

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 21, 2009 10:07 AM

My first famous encounter was with the bass player from The Firm back in '86 at Heathrow Airport. Since then I worked special events for both Disney and Universal and have met Eric Idle (awesome), Bill Pullman (drunkenly asked me to dance), Richie Sambora, Sherman Helmsley (he was really friendly, but not nearly as boisterous as I thought he'd be - he was George Jefferson, you know!) and a bunch of other people.

I also met Tim Curry at the big cable show in Atlanta back in the 90s, hung with the cast of Willy Wonka (the original one) while my then-beau was off perusing comics 'n' such at Dragoncon (we also walked down Peachtree Street with GWAR that day, which was absolutely surreal.) Since I worked at CNN for a while, I met Wolf Blitzer and all of those anchors (some nice, some horrendous). William Baldwin fancied a friend of mine during the Atlanta Olympics in '96 and actually showed up at our hotel room. I could write a book...

Oh, and I met Dee Snider in Vegas a few weeks ago. He was awesome.

Posted by: SugarKane at May 21, 2009 10:07 AM

Oh...

Anthony Hopkins -- bluest eyes I've ever seen, stared straight into mine when we spoke, kindest man I've ever met.

Jack Nicholson -- came onto me. This was twenty years ago, when I was young and hot.

Ozzy Osbourne -- really WAS as completely fucked up as he was on the TV show, but maybe he just wasn't sober that day. Totally incoherent. And very, very short. And frail.


Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 21, 2009 10:09 AM

This is for Colin (yinzer):

I've been to Pirates games with Billy Price AND I once took a piss with Norm Nardini.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at May 21, 2009 10:11 AM

Tim Curry in New York. It was an internal geekgasm of epic proportions. My friend actually made him laugh his ass off with some snarky comment about how he may have been better than the kid playing Jim in Muppets Treasure Island.

Aaand, most recently, Bret McKenzie. Extremely random encounter at an indie record store with my boyfriend where all three of us were just looking for music. A signed copy of their first season, a picture, an accidental cell phone video (thank you, record store clerk) later, we have a fun story to pull out.

Plus the record store guy, after saying he was a huge fan, not-ironically referred to him as British . . . seriously . . . ?

Posted by: Rachele at May 21, 2009 10:18 AM

i hung out with my musical hero, neil young, his father and grandmother in a hotel room in toronto for an hour.

when i was a kid, my neighbours were cousins with geddy lee, so he was at more than one backyard gathering. he's probably the nicest rock star in the world.

i've hugged lynn swann and mike singletary.

Posted by: celery at May 21, 2009 10:23 AM

oh yeah, and i met one of the dogs (london) who played the (new) littlest hobo.

that's the only time i've ever been star struck.

Posted by: celery at May 21, 2009 10:24 AM

From working in bookstores, I've met:

Frank Sinatra (nice)

James Darren (very nice, chatted with us at the front counter while his wife shopped, I was a big fan from the Gidget movies, but said not a word - couldn't talk!)

Annette Funicello (also nice)

I don't think any of them felt recognized but I was blown away. I mean, Sinatra just stood there buying a golf magazine and I'm like, damn! that's Sinatra! :)

Met Ted Shackelford (Knots Landing! He was super nice) and Michael McKeon (quiet), and the guy who played Hymie the robot on Get Smart (loudmouth jerkoff) when I worked in a video store.

Edward James Olmos came a few minutes before closing time at the bookstore and made us stay open an extra 15 and didn't even thank us. Prick.

Glen Frey from the Eagles is also a dick.

Signings don't count, I know, but I met Gene Simmons last year and it was one of the single greatest few minutes of my whole life because I made him laugh and he got silly with me while we took pictures. LOVE!

Posted by: Chickaboom at May 21, 2009 10:30 AM

Man, I haven't met anyone. My biggest two were original cast members of Rent, on separate occassions.

1. Taye Diggs-I was seeing Rent in '96 with my mom, and he bumped into me. He touched my shoulder, apologized, grinned, and walked into the cast door. I almost passed out from the glory of his smile.

2. Anthony Rapp-was playing Beaver college back when my friend went there. We hung out after the show and talked to him, he was incredibly affable.

3. Gavin DeGraw-years ago when he was starting out. Probably the nicest guy I've ever met, he was so excited that so many people came out to see him.

Lately I've been seeing quite a bit of Danny Bonaduce on the streets of Philly, looking all roided out and angry with his tiny tee shirts. He lives behind my favorite bar, my friends and I keep joking that we're going to start a website called "Pass the Duce."

Posted by: Julie at May 21, 2009 10:42 AM

Arriving un-fashionably late.

1) Woody Harrelson - came into the sandwich shop I was working at in the summer of '98 and (with puffy red eyes and wearing a legalize marijuana shirt) asked for "orange juice... like... fresh-squeezed." Tipped 5 bucks; nice guy.

2) Elizabeth Perkins - same sandwich shop. She stayed and ate at a table, looking around as if in the hopes that someone would recognize her. I knew her from Big, but my co-workers couldn't place her and two of them (independantly) offered Debbie Does Dallas as a guess.

3) Carly Simon - like, a million times. At the grocery store, on the beach (pouring evian on the sand in front of her to protect her feety-weeties from the heat), in line to get off the ferry, that chick is everywhere.

Posted by: elizabeth at May 21, 2009 10:43 AM

I was on the programming council at my school so that was a chance to meet a lot of famous people - some for better reasons than others (a ton of Real World/Road Rules kids, for example). I also like to loiter after concerts. Anyway, some of my favorites have been...

1. Zach Galifianakis
2. Lewis Black
3. John Edwards (I'm from Chapel Hill. He came to my high school, I went to a birthday bash/fundraising event, and now he lives right up the road from my parents)
4. Jeffrey Ross (very funny, very sweet. Was screening his movie Patriot Act and we got to talking about the Middle East b/c that's my field of study)
5. Duncan Sheik (screw you if you're laughing, I love him! Having dinner with him and his band was one of the highlights of my life)

probably my best one, though was Willie Nelson. Met him after a show. I was about 16, with my mom, and in line with everyone else to get to meet him. I was so nervous when we got up there. He asked me if he could have a hug, I guess to try to make me feel better. Awesome.

Posted by: Stewey at May 21, 2009 10:43 AM

Ugh, these are so lame.

1) Rascal Flatts - they played a club in my town when they first came out. They were very nice, stayed for a meet & greet long after the show and gave my friend and I hugs and kisses. If I actually liked their music, that would have been cool, but my friend at the time dragged me there (okay, it was in a bar, she didn't have to pull too hard) so I just made like I was a huge fan. I'm a pretty good pretender.

2) Hugh O'Brian. Uh, so, I had no idea who Hugh O'Brian was at the time (and barely do now), but in 10th grade I got chosen to attend his youth leadership weekend camp (HOBY) in my state capital. I guess each year he picks one of his camps to personally attend, and ours was chosen. Oh, for those who don't know, he was an actor in a lot of Westerns and such. I know there was one big role he was known for, but I can't remember it and don't plan on looking it up.

3) So, this is really reaching. Anybody remember Julie, the blond babysitter on "Growing Pains" that Mike dated/almost married? She's my step-cousin (if that is even a real thing. I told you it was a reach). Julie McCullough. She also posed for Playboy at some point, and had a god-awful show called "Robin's Hoods" that my mom and I used to watch and make fun of.

And that's my pathetic little list of "celebrities" that I've met. But as soon as I save up the money it will cost to ship myself to Anthony Hopkins, I will be able to add him to that list.

Posted by: puregonzo at May 21, 2009 10:50 AM

This sucks balls. I've never met anybody.

I waited on Jason Robards. Whoop-de-friggin'-doo.

I also waited on Dear Abby. That bitch could drink...

Posted by: Skitz at May 21, 2009 10:52 AM

Got some biggies:

Matt Damon and Robert De Niro:

Sat onstage for a taping of Hardball at my school (Chris Matthews is a douche, incidentally. Saw us waiting to go into the auditorium for his show and called us starfuckers. Lovely man.) Anyway, got to sit about 15 feet away from Matt Damon and Robert De Niro for an hour while they pimped "The Good Shepherd." Damon was incredibly short, meticulously groomed, and just as charming as his is in the movies, chatted with us during the commercial breaks. Robert De Niro kept the whole studio waiting for him to show for almost two hours, came in with long hair, a crusty sort of beard, and busted-ass loafers a la Joaquin Phoenix. He obviously hated Chris Matthews, and barely said anything for the entire interview, letting Matt do all the talking. The man is about as interesting as a brick in real life.

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost:

Met them at a preview of Hot Fuzz in Alrington. Seriously, the nicest people I've ever met. They're both itsy-bitsy in real life. Happily signed everything I threw at them, and Nick Frost gave me a huge sweaty hug, and thanked me for coming to see his movie. Also gave my kudos on my rack. A truly awesome dude. I would have beers with these guys anytime, anywhere.

Posted by: Aratweth at May 21, 2009 11:09 AM

I can out-lame you. skitz. A friend of mine and I were in St. Maarten in the eighties checking out of a hotel. She tripped over her suitcase and fell on none other than Frank Perdue. Yes, the chicken dude. He picked her up and then tried to, well, pick her up. Unfortunately we were catching our flight home and couldn't go "see his villa" as he offered. The best part of the story was that people accused us of making it up when we got back. Like, who the fuck would make up a story about meeting Frank Perdue?

Posted by: slower lower at May 21, 2009 11:20 AM

john kerry on an airplane in 2008. he is shorter than he looks.
w. guthrie sr. on a ferry boat.

Posted by: farik at May 21, 2009 11:28 AM

I made Henry Rollins laugh. I punched a boy in a mosh pit and knocked him over in 1992. Hank laughed and said, "That's my kinda woman!" If was the third proudest moment of my life. It started a few years of postcarding, anyone can tell you both he and his assistant Stan were Masters of Postcard Humor. They once ranked women by "taste quality" cross-referenced with hair color.

I had pizza with Beck and his gf Leigh a really long time ago.

That douche singer from the Twilight Singers who looks like a dimestore Elvis. He used to always be around. Bleh!

Posted by: Stacy D at May 21, 2009 11:28 AM

Met - the whole Fiennes clan, Alan Bennett and Rory Kinnear. Seen very close up - Lauren Bacall and David Schwimmer (at the same theatre bar). Ricky Gervais also seemed to frequent the same sushi place as me for a couple of years.

Posted by: Emily at May 21, 2009 11:39 AM

1. Leslie Nielson - I was about six at the time, and we saw him at LAX. My brother and I got his autograph. He asked us where we were going and when we answered "Hawaii" he said "I love Hawaii. I love Hawaiian women."

2. Cuba Gooding Jr. - I was 18 or so. We saw him in a hotel lobby at Disneyworld around midnight. He was nice and took pictures with us even though he seemed tired. My brother asked him to say "show me the money" and he said "no way, man."

3. Lewis Black - Freshman year of college (2000) I saw his standup show at the Acme Comedy Club in Minneapolis. He was hanging out at the bar before the show and I chatted with him a bit. He was friendly and sarcastic, and I've been in love with him ever since.

4. Jay Mohr - I saw the taping of the finale of the first season of Last Comic Standing. I told him that Jerry Maguire is one of my favorite movies and he said "No way! Its my favorite movie, too!" Then he added, "just kidding, its Goodfellas."

Posted by: MN_Jen at May 21, 2009 12:16 PM

Don't judge me, but my favourite of all the famous people I've ever met is Simon Cowell.

I was at an RSPCA event in my little town, and in the middle of this muddy field full of scruffy dogs was Simon Cowell with a megaphone, judging the Prettiest Bitch competition. He judges there every year because his mum used to work at that RSPCA branch and she makes him do it (and donate a hella lot as well).
His (gorgeous) car was parked next to these jeeps and some horse boxes, and he said my 12 year old mongrel was a great dog.

For that I will love him no matter how much of a douche he is on TV.

Posted by: Squeeziee at May 21, 2009 12:37 PM

My time as an actor in Vancouver afforded me a fair number of bigguns to rub shoulders with in various capacities. (I too have a "Bacon factor" of one, having subbed in at a readthrough for some flick he did with Chalize Theron - pre Oscar). But some of my faves:

1 Arnold Shwarzenegger. I was in the 6th Day as a security guard of the place he is trying to break into.
2 Omar Sharif. I was basically a "Utility Viking in 13th Warrior)
3. Kate Jackson. On her directorial debut doing an episode of Dead Man's Gun.

I have the "brag wall" photos of all of them. But I used to love how all the girls spotted me and Arnie, and the boys would spot me and Traci Lords.

Honourable mentions (If I may indulge myself):
George Kennedy.
Jessica Alba. I was "Mole" in Dark Angel.
Sidney Poitier.
Billy Connolly. I made a complete fool out of myself.

Posted by: Odnon at May 21, 2009 12:56 PM

Let's see...I don't have many.
1) Blake Sennett (Rilo Kiley) - Very nice dude.
2) Robert Schwartzman (younger brother of Jason, "Michael Moscovitz" from The Princess Diaries, lead singer of Rooney.)
3) David Sedaris - doesn't totally count because it was an autograph thing, but the whole signing process took what felt like years because he made a point to have nice conversations with every single person. I love him very much.

I've got some cooler ones by proxy.
1) My dad was on the high school debate team with Tony Kushner.
2) Andy Roddick and his brother changed my cousin's tire late one night at a gas station in Austin.
3) My friend met Bill Murray at a bar in Colorado last Christmas.
4) Years ago, my cousin Clay saw Lance Bass at a bar in Orlando. This was pre-coming out. Lance was at the bar, talking to some large, rather unattractive girl. Clay, very drunkenly, walked up to Lance and said, "Dude. What are you DOING?"

Posted by: President Merkin Muffley at May 21, 2009 1:13 PM

I also have an interesting by-proxy.

My brother just graduated from CU Denver, where he was a film student.

A couple years ago Daisy from Daisy of Love (I think its a Rock of Love spinoff) auditioned for one of his student films.

He didn't cast her, said she was awful. HUGE boobs, though.

Posted by: MN_Jen at May 21, 2009 1:47 PM

Dave Chapelle- Haight St in San Fran, my buddy bugged him for a picture but he was with his kids. I called my buddy an asshole.

Posted by: Sad Rockstar at May 21, 2009 1:51 PM

- I met Matthew Broderick during his second run of The Producers with Nathan Lane. He asked to borrow my pen to sign an autograph, then took a picture with me.

- Met Damian Lewis and Aaron Eckhart, both on the same night, in London. Funny story, Damian Lewis was retrieving his bike from behind the theater and I was pointing at him trying to remember his name. His agent, who was along with him for said retrieval, promised me an autograph if I could get his name right. Sure enough, I got it right and got an autograph. Not too long after that, Aaron Eckhart walked out of the theater and signed the same program I had Mr. Lewis sign. (I also kinda sorta met Julia Stiles that night, but she wasn't doing autographs because of being knocked over by some rabid fans a couple nights prior.)

- Met Dermot Mulroney, as well as a shitload of crewmembers, supporting players, and the director on the set of The Family Stone. I also kinda sorta met Claire Danes, because she walked past me to stand in front of a heater that was right next to me. I was advised that she was "skitish of the public" so I didn't say anything. Moral of the story: if they're filming a movie on your college campus, say you're with the school paper. (It also helped that I was with the paper, and got a nice story printed out of the whole thing.)

- Got Bill Clinton's autograph, and a wave, when I saw him speak at my college.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at May 21, 2009 2:07 PM

Hmmmmm....I've got a few and they all happened in Santa Fe, NM, when I was living there in 1989-1993.

1. Dennis Hopper
I was working at an art gallery and was friends with another gallery's owner. Dennis Hopper was having a show of his photography and before it opened there was a dinner party at the owner's home. It was a casual affair where you went through a line for food, then staked out your seat at one of many tables. I was alone and saw Dennis and ballerina girlfriend (now wife) sitting at a table with one spot open. I jumped on that opportunity! He talked about random shit--like the giant fungus that was growing/taking over a town in Michigan (it had been in the news at the time) and the classic movie Metropolis (he couldn't remember the director's name and I filled in the blank--Fritz Lang!). Then we were taken on a tour of the home to look at all the original Georgia O'Keeffe paintings.

2. Michelle Pfeiffer in 1989. Looked scrawny and pale but you could tell she would've been an amazing blank canvas for a stylist. I sold her a pair of silver spur earrings at the gallery I worked at--it was the pair of earrings that had been there forever and we were taking bets on when they would finally sell. She was very demure and nice.

3. Robert Redford in 1993. I was hostessing at an upscale restaurant in Santa Fe and sat him and his party. He was weathered, but OH so handsome and gracious to me and the staff. I called my fiance to come over and we tailed his silver Porsche through the mountains until he got to his hotel (man, did he drive fast!).

4. Oh, and more recently, Michael McDonald at the Ritz Carlton, NYC. We had just seen him and Steely Dan in concert and we are fans. He was so incredibly nice to us--our then 3yr old daughter was with us and he made a big deal about how gorgeous she was. Gold stars in my book, let me tell you!

Oh, and I was flipped off by Steve Martin in 1980 when I was 12...
Seriously.

Posted by: Courtney at May 21, 2009 2:07 PM

My husband swore that Mac Danzig went though his checkstand a few months ago and then we checked out his website and he had pictures up from the area. Hubby wishes SO BAD that he would have said something.

Oh yeah, Mac Danzig won Ultimate Figher 7 (I think) and is in the UFC.

When I was 12 my sibs got they're baseball shirts signed by MC Hammer. He was very nice, played a softball game with some local kids when he was in town shooting a film.

My mom met Ted Danson, Danny Devito and Billy Crystal because she works in the one grocery store in town and they were here filming.

My baby brother saw Arnold Swartzeneggers Hummer drive by once.

I've never met anyone. I am sad.

Posted by: TWoP Fan at May 21, 2009 2:45 PM

1. Bruce Willis - when his daughter was attending the boarding school where I worked

2. Sam Rockwell - stopped by the theater where I now work, when he was filming in my town

3. Lisa Lampanelli - did a show at my theater. She called me a c*nt. Awesome!

honorable mentions - when I was six years old, my family staed at the same hotel as the US Olympic basketball team when they were doing some training - and one day, I sat in the hot tub with Patrick Ewing and Chris Mullin. Not that I knew who they were...

Posted by: naivehelga at May 21, 2009 2:57 PM

Bill Paxton: I was an extra on the set of The Evening Star (sequel to Terms of Endearment) in a scene in the park. During breaks he through a football back and forth w/me an the other extra that were playing catch and answered our questions about filming Aliens. Really nice guy. Shirley MacLaine on the other hand wouldn't talk to anyone and stayed in her trailer when she wasn't in the scenes

George Foreman: He was sitting across the aisle from me on my flight from Houston to Philadelphia (i got upgraded to 1st class) and he was actually discussing the business strategy for the GF Grill w/a coworker. I told him that I was impressed by his success w/the grill (just kissing ass to make conversation) and he talked to me about my business and gave me a rah-rah speech on how to suceed in life. It was cool.

Michael Jordan: A family member had a 50th b-day party that was friends w/Michael and he attended. He was cordial, but what amazed me was that his hands are huge. I'm 6'3" and I felt like I was a kid shaking hands w/an adult.

I also met a lot of comedians and musicians in 1993 b/c I worked as an intern at a classic rock station in Houston and was able to go back w/the DJ's for interviews at their shows.

Posted by: SoupSandwich at May 21, 2009 4:17 PM

-Nine Inch Nails band in 1999 after a concert in France:Trent Reznor was very shy and tired,Robin Fink and Charlie Clouser were strangely funny and Danny Lohner(Brad Pitt whith dark hair and a great skin)was charming and had a Batman voice!
-Billy Corgan before a concert in France(1998?) gave me a Backstage pass! He was very nice with us(he ask us to learn french swearwords)Jimmy Chamberlain was adorable and D'arcy speak a good french! they're nice with fans but they're not friends together!
-in the same time,i met Filter with the ex-NIN Richard Patrick! he signed my Pretty Hate Machine album! he was totally hight!
-10 years ago ,i met Brad Pitt in a library (rue Rivoli)in Paris.He had a bad skin and dirty long blond hair(very grunge)
-i was fired off the French set of 'a good year'by Ridley Scott.I had a visitor pass and during a scene,my phone rang! Scott screamed on me during 5 good minutes! his rant was better than Bale rant! LOL

Posted by: caro at May 21, 2009 4:29 PM

Alley Cat - Jay Harrington is a really cool guy. I've known him for about 10 years. And yes, he's a good looking guy.

Colin - I lived one town over from Steelers training camp and met like every Steeler from 1977-1983. Lambert was my favorite. I also had a Primanti's sammich with Chilly Billy Cardilli.

Posted by: Rubble44 at May 21, 2009 4:44 PM

Andre 3000! He came in to the clothing store where I worked many years ago. So did Usher and Chili from TLC (together, when they were a couple). I served Alexei Nemov when I was a bartender. All of these people are HOT as HALE.

AND twice in one week, I was at the same club as X-tina. She gave a little nod as she passed me & my girls dancing, but was surrounded by bodyguards and looked like she wanted to be having way more fun than she was able. She's teeny-weeny in person and cute as a button.

Posted by: tubesy at May 21, 2009 5:59 PM

My sister says that God directs her life - I think David Lynch directs mine. Let's see - five of the last seven presidents (six if you count Al), Oprah, Bill Gates, lots of baseball players, two Oscar winners. I had a meal served to me by the Washington Redskins at a charity event, got stuck in an elevator with Gene Roddenberry, played Star Trek with Admiral Rickover and borrowed an extension cord from Ted Kennedy.

The one who had me speechless? I swerved to avoid an accident in a Chicago parking lot and almost ran over Michael Jordan. He was gracious, but I was too terrified to do more than apologize.

Posted by: funtime42 at May 21, 2009 6:32 PM

1. Ralph Nader - on the street outside of my internship in DC, at an organization he founded. I was completely speechless and made an ass of myself.
2. Bill Nye the Science Guy - at a UN conference I attended with 200 other greenpeace protesters - we followed him around, saying "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill Nye the Science Guy!"" He finally made an agreement with the organizers that he would come speak at our dinner, if we would stop following him...
3. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. - at a speech he gave in Miami where he tore the bush administration apart, and another time I was comepletely starstruck

I am such an enviro-geek.

Posted by: KTBatgirl at May 21, 2009 6:35 PM

Late to the party, but here are my 3:
1) Patrick Stewart
2) Gabriel Byrne
3) Stephen Lewis 3 times! (famous in Canada high ranking diplomat, look him up, he's good stuff)

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at May 21, 2009 6:44 PM

I met both Ryan Gosling and Amy Adams when they were shooting The Slaughter Rule where I lived. I was an extra. Ryan and I had a nice chat. Amy and I talked for only a minute, but she wasn't at all famous then.

I also met Neal Casal (from Ryan Adams and the Cardinals) in a bar last summer in Seattle. Nice guy.

Posted by: Sara at May 21, 2009 6:44 PM

Howie Long (former NFL player, Radioshack commercial guy) came into the coffee shop I used to work at. I took his money and giggled. Dude is ginormous.

Posted by: Jen at May 21, 2009 6:58 PM

George Lucas - walking down Bourbon Street in New Orleans, somebody pointed to a fat guy with gray hair and a beard down the sidewalk and said, "I think that's George Lucas." and nobody believed him. I thought it kinda looked like him, so I yelled "GEORGE!" at the top of my lungs. The fat guy with the gray hair and beard turned. It was totally George Lucas.

Also, I met Will Smith after a Frosty the Showman gig in Atlanta. He had just finished performing with DJ Jazzy Jeff - totally epic. I ran into him on my way to a portipotty outside the venue, around the back. He is one huge dude. Friendly, though I really had to pee so he wasn't my main focus.

Posted by: Kristen at May 21, 2009 7:04 PM

this is late and not that interesting but i met jimmy fallon about a month ago.
i was visiting my sister in NYC and just saw him walking down the street. he was actually about ten times more hilarious than he appears on TV.

Posted by: bluebird at May 21, 2009 8:01 PM

Bob Costas, and Grace Park from Battlestar Galactica!

Posted by: sephorablue at May 21, 2009 10:49 PM

The first two are more I was like 10 feet away, but didn't talk to them.

1. Craig T. Nelson - of coach and poltergeist fame.

2. Wee Man - from jackass

3. Sandra Day O' Connor

Posted by: e at May 21, 2009 11:14 PM

simon and garfunkle ,obert skye, jeff foxworthy and air supply.

Posted by: utah dynamo at May 22, 2009 12:13 AM

I interned at the Hawaii international film festival a couple years ago, so that's where I had most of my celebrity and "celebrity" encounters. Daniel Dae Kim was one of the judges, Joan Chen was there to promote a film, and Michael Emerson from Lost was there just to watch a movie one day. And, if you're into Korean actors, I did meet Lee Jun Ki and Joo Jin Mo who were there to promote films. Lee Jun Ki was a pain in everyone's ass so by comparison all the other celebrities were wonderful.

Posted by: mirandom at May 22, 2009 1:05 AM

I met one other famous person who I'd forgotten about: Otto Graham, a pro football hall of famer. I guess, not being a football fan, it really didn't mean a lot to me. I met him when I was in high school. I went to a private school named the Selwyn School, and his son, who went by "Coach" Graham (I don't recall ever hearing mention of his actual first name) was the head of discipline at the school. Coach Graham's family came to visit once, and Coach took them on a tour of the boy's dorm (it was a boarding school), and I happened to be in the dorm at the time.

Posted by: CptCrckpot at May 22, 2009 2:00 AM

True story, my late grandfather was a high ranking politician in the Sri Lankan government throughout the 80's and 90's, in 1987 he hosted the then British Prime minister, Margret Thatcher to open a new joint Anglo Sri Lankan hydro power project. I was brought along to present a garland to her and our president. While on a tour of the site she happened to get between me and my granddad so being the retarded eight year old that I was, I pincher her ass and ducked in front of her when she turned around. Unfortunately standing there mouth agape (having just witnessed the entire thing and realizing that he would be blamed if she didn't see me) was the president of Sri Lanka. Thankfully, being British she just chalked it down to the "natives being natives" and walked off thus averting a diplomatic incident.

2. Also met Angelina Jolie before she was Branjelina - asked her for a picture and a kiss on the cheek and she obliged on both counts - lovely lass

3. Yasser Arafat (Sri Lanka)

4. Mikhail Gorbachev (London)

5. Trent Reznor (London)

Posted by: Colombo at May 22, 2009 3:43 AM

Me and dead threads...guess I want to ensure that no one will actually read my posts.

1) Dr. Linus Pauling (debated whether to list him as #1 since I fear that with the Pajiba demographic I might have to explain who he was, which runs counter to the topic). He was the keynote speaker at a scholastic awards banquet I sat through as a student, and then later sat down at my table. Turns out he was from my hometown so we had a nice, meaningless conversation.

2) Brooks & Dunn, at the lobby bar of the Beverly Wilshire the night before some country music award show. Brooks was a really nice guy -- talked about family and old cars. I only found out who they were after somebody else told me once they left.

3) Adrian Grenier, in line at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in the Venetian (Las Vegas). Another one I didn't recognize initially, although the buzz behind us and the eventual autograph seekers betrayed his status. Talked about the evils of Splenda (go figure).

So if anyone needs to make small-talk with a celebrity, I'm your guy!

Posted by: Che Grovera at May 22, 2009 8:17 AM

I work at a Best Buy in Pittsburgh and Tom Savini is a regular.

Posted by: willbarry at May 22, 2009 11:45 AM

1. Rosie O'Donnell brought her kids to trick-or-treat at my house (she lives a few blocks away).

2. I walked past Salman Rushdie outside Harrod's in London (OK, didn't "meet" him, but still.)

3. I went to church with Sally Phillips (she played Sharon in Bridget Jones' Diary--not sure if she counts as famous if I have to explain her)

Posted by: Lainiefig at May 22, 2009 2:44 PM

1. Chuck D
2. Maya Angelou
3. Ashford and Simpson (Solid, solid as a rock)

2& 3 were at the same party...and they arrived together.

Posted by: Rose at May 22, 2009 4:27 PM

Jimmy Buffet -- bar, Flor-Bama
Charles Barkley -- bar, Birmingham
Stephen Hawking -- after lecture

Posted by: lavalou at May 22, 2009 7:53 PM

I've met:

*That chinese guy with the squint from "Big Trouble in Little China" at the Oakland Airport in like 1989. He signed an autograph for my little cousin.

*Sally Struthers - she did a stint at the American Reperatory Theater in San Jose about 10 years ago and stayed at the property I managed.I agree with whoever said she was the sweetest - she really was. Much nicer than the nobody assholes I used to deal with all the time.

*Bubba Paris, a lineback with the 49ers. He lived in the neighborhood where I worked at 7-11. HUGE man with a big heart.

*Speaking of the 49ers - one of the executives I used to work with also did corporate coaching with local sports teams and other groups. One day a coworker and I rudely barged into his closed-door office and walked RIGHT INTO Joe Montana. Needless to say we backed out very slowly as we apologize profusely.

*That chick that sang that song "Bitch" (Meredith Something) and the guys from Inner Circle (the "Bad Boys" cops theme song) also stayed at the hotel I managed. I took the Inner Circle guys on a late night Safeway run. Munchies mayhaps?

*I also met Bill Walsh, former head coash of the 49ers, at training camp one year. He and my uncle had a long conversation about fishing. Nice, nice man.

Posted by: maylai at May 22, 2009 8:12 PM

I met Colin Firth while he was in Durham, NC filming the movie Main Street last month. He was making a parfait right next to me at the parfait bar at Whole Foods. I didn't realize who he was until he walked away and the woman next to me asked what he smelled like.

Posted by: Angie at May 23, 2009 4:16 AM

Joe Strummer backstage Caird Hall Dundee
Ian Curtis backstage Caird Hall Dundee
Lux Interior backstage Nightclub Edinburgh

Posted by: Drucius at May 23, 2009 8:24 PM

Ah, very very late, but still I want to brag:

1-. Andrew Dice Clay (MIA airport. He was very nice and sweet, even flirty. It was 2 decades ago, when I was still a young hot flight attendant!)
2-. Chayanne. Hotest man alive!
3-. A teen-aged Ricky Martin, when he was still with Menudo.
Damn, I'm old!

Posted by: Cuca at May 25, 2009 7:25 PM

1. Lemmy, in 2001 when Motorhead rolled through a small club here in NorCal. Got to buy him a beer and hang out and bullshit with him before and after the show. Very laid back, sharp sense of humor.

2. I was a contestant on Win Ben Stein's Money back in 2000 (no, I didn't win, but I did keep beating Ben on the button in the second round where he plays). Stein likes to do the pre-show chat, which was cool. Don't care for his politics, but he's extremely nice. Kimmel didn't talk as much, but he may have had a Man Show taping later or something.

3. Reggie White in his final game (with the Panthers, at Oakland, Christmas Eve 2000). I had seats right behind the Raiders' bench, right where all the players come out. Jack Tatum also came through our area before the game and hung out for a few.

(honorable mention) Back in the hair-metal '80s, I met the members of Mr. Big several times (mutual friends), and Kip Winger once. Nice guys, all of them.

Posted by: Heywood J. at May 26, 2009 2:10 AM