The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.3
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The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.3

By Brandon Johnson | Comment Diversions | April 19, 2013 | Comments ()


Welcome back to the Death Watch, your copious details of the likelihood of each character to get killed this season in "Game of Thrones." As before, there will be spoilers for all past episodes, and a strict NO SPOILERS policy on the comments. Anything referring to the future is purely speculation.

For those of you looking to talk about future spoilers, stay for the read and take your comments over to Joanna's post here.

Jaime and Brienne continue to be far and away the most interesting storyline to me. I don't think their chance of living/dying changed very much in this episode, but Jaime going out of his way to help Brienne shows a big shift in their dynamic. I'm very excited to see where they go from here.

Rating System:
1 = Safe
10 = Imminent Death

Biggest Movers from Last Week:
Gendry: +4
Theon Greyjoy: -4
Hot Pie: -3
Davos: -3

Podrick: 5. So far he's a war hero and a sex god. Nobody has it this good in Westeros. It feels like something bad is coming, though I hope I'm wrong.

Guy Who Thinks He's Getting a Dragon: 10. Come on. He's a slaver who forces men to murder babies. He doesn't get a dragon.

Jaime Lannister: 5. Still alive, but as he lost his right hand, so did he lose everything that has defined him for his life. It will be very interesting to see what he becomes as he will be forced to create a new identity for himself.
Brienne: 6

Arya Stark: 1
Gendry: 7. Melisandre has left in search of Stannis's blood for a sacrifice. Gendry is the only other person we've ever met with Baratheon blood.
Hot Pie: 2. He has to be back at some point, right? Otherwise, what was the point of him?
Hound: 8
Thoros of Myr: 6
Nymeria: ?

Cersei Lannister: 3. The small council scene reminded me of her cunning and why she'll probably stick around.
Joffrey Baratheon: 2
Loras Tyrell: 4
Margaery Tyrell: 2
Lady Olenna: 2

Tywin Lannister: 6
Tyrion Lannister: 1
Shae: 7
Bronn: 4
Varys: 3. Everyone needs his information more than they need him killed. Except for...
Petyr Balish: 6. So he's going to the Eyrie to marry Lysa Arryn? I'm sure that'll go smoothly.
Sansa Stark: 4
Maester Pycelle: 3
Lancel Lannister: 2
Tommen Baratheon: 1
Myrcella Baratheon: 1

Daenerys Targaryen: 1
Jorah Mormont: 7. "All men must die." That's not promising.
Barristan Selmy: 3
Dragon 1: 1
Dragon 2: 2
Dragon 3: 4

Jon Snow: 1
Ghost: 4
Ygritte: 2
Samwell Tarly: 2. Now's your chance to do something good. Try not to get everyone killed.
Commander Mormont: 7. Sam's probably getting everyone killed.
Mance Rayder: 2

Stannis Baratheon: 3
Davos Seaworth: 5. Melisandre leaving Dragonstone significantly improves his outlook.
Melisandre: 7

Theon Greyjoy: 3. He's pretty lucky to have a sister that's way better at everything and a ninja/janitor/archer as a guardian angel. Looks like he's just about in the clear now.

Robb Stark: 2
Catelyn Stark: 3
Talisa Maegyr (Stark?): 3
Grey Wind: 3

Not Pictured This Week:
Bran Stark: 1
Rickon Stark: 4
Osha: 5
Hodor: 2
Summer: 2
Shaggy Dog: 3
Jojen Reed: 2
Meera Reed: 3

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