The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.2

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The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.2

By Brandon Johnson | Comment Diversions | April 12, 2013 | Comments ()

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Welcome back to the Death Watch, a weekly rating of the likelihood of each character to get killed this season in Game of Thrones. As before, we will there will be spoilers for all past episodes, and a strict NO SPOILERS policy on the comments. Anything referring to the future is purely speculation.

For those of you looking to talk about future spoilers, stay for the read and head here for the comments.

Not a lot of huge changes this week.
Now that each of the storylines have been introduced and basic plots laid out, I think we'll really start to see things pick up in the upcoming weeks.

Rating System:

1 = Safe

10 = Imminent Death

Biggest Movers from Last Week:

Osha and The Hound: +3

Brienne: +2


Lady Olenna: 2. She's survived this long, so she's obviously good at it.

Jojen Reed: 2

Meera Reed: 3

Thoros of Myr: 6. We already know the Lannisters are after them, and having Arya invites trouble.


Cersei Lannister: 5. Joffrey's growing disdain for his mother puts her in a dangerous position. Even more so as he grows closer to Margaery.

Joffrey Baratheon: 2

Loras Tyrell: 4

Margaery Tyrell: 2

Tywin Lannister: 6

Tyrion Lannister: 1

Shae: 7. After last episode, I won't feel as bad about this.

Bronn: 4

Varys: 3. I find it suspicious that he hasn't even shown up yet this season.

Petyr Balish: 5

Sansa Stark: 4

Lancel Lannister: 3. He can't get killed if he's not actually on screen.

Maester Pycelle: 3. Ditto.

Tommen Baratheon: 2. Ditto.

Myrcella Baratheon: 2. Ditto.

Bran Stark: 1

Rickon Stark: 4

Osha: 5. Just like Jorah Mormont last week, the appearance of the Reeds makes her less vital to that storyline.

Hodor: 2

Summer: 2

Shaggy Dog: 3

Robb Stark: 2

Catelyn Stark: 3

Talisa Maegyr (Stark?): 3. They've made a point of showing how much she's damaged the war effort. She's surrounded by a lot of men who hate her.

Grey Wind: 3

Jon Snow: 1

Ghost: 4

Ygritte: 2

Samwell Tarly: 2. Ugh.

Commander Mormont: 6

Mance Rayder: 2

Jaime Lannister: 5

Brienne: 7. Her job is to keep Jaime alive, and he's been captured by a bunch of people that want to see him dead.

Arya Stark: 1

Gendry: 3

Hot Pie: 5

Hound: 8. I don't know what kind of previous relationship him and Thoros have, but the Hound doesn't strike me as a guy with a lot of friends.

Nymeria: ?

Theon Greyjoy: 7

Not Pictured This Week:

Stannis Baratheon: 3

Davos Seaworth: 8

Melisandre: 7

Daenerys Targaryen: 1

Jorah Mormont: 6

Barristan Selmy: 3

Dragon 1: 1

Dragon 2: 2

Dragon 3: 4

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • SorayaS

    What's the reasoning for Tywin being 6? Just curious.

  • There'll Be Pancakes

    No Stannis this week, boo. Has anyone heard about this film called Papadopoulos and Sons that Stephen Dillane is in at the moment in the UK or anyone in the UK seen it yet ?

  • Yep, that just broke my brain.

  • mswas

    Where the heck is Tommen? We did get to see Rickon for a moment, so he does still exist.

  • Guest

    Tommen = Joffrey's brother. One of Cersei's & Jaime's children.

  • Mrcreosote

    Hot Pie as a 5? I think even he would take that.

  • Yeah, I imagine he would, even more so if it meant he'd get a last supper.

  • John G.

    I'm still fascinated by Dustin's Don Draper deathwatch. He's got me convinced.

  • Kristen Mc

    I think you must mean Osha and Hodor? You've listed the Hound twice.

  • Kristen Mc

    Now I suspect you did that intentionally. Carry on.

  • Aston

    I'm pretty sure this could be simplified like so:

    Your favourite character: 10
    All the characters you hate: 1

  • Natallica

    Considering how much I've grown fond of her, I'm sure they're gonna kill Brienne. And I wanna use this space as an advertising for how much I'm enjoying so far the depiction of both Thoros and Olenna in this new season

  • Strand

    "Daenerys Targaryen: 1"

    I'd love if for whatever surreal reason, they just killed her off next episode. Yep! This main character that so much of the screen time is diverted to, that we based our marketing campaign around. Oh and there won't be a lead up like Ned, she'll step on a nail or something. #YOLO

  • Go forth boldly. Love the speculation. You should be sure to circle back mid & end of season to see how you did. I try so hard to imagine how I'd think about this if I didn't know...what it is that I think I know.

  • competitivenonfiction

    Yes! There should be a post at the end of the season to quantify how close Pajiba gets. I'll volunteer to run some stats, unless there is someone who is a bigger numbers geek who is interested!

  • I, for one, would love to see this!

  • Frank

    The dragons have names. The cream colored is called Viserion, the green is Rhaegal, and the black is Drogon. They are named for her brothers and the Khal.

  • Alberto Cox Délano

    SO THAT'S why the black seems to be the favourite... and the cheekier one.

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