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I'd still do Angie. She's smoking. But there are a whole page of other women/men I wouldn't do.

5. Hugh Laurie. I've included him because I've seen so many women gush about how hot he is. I think the man is quite entertaining, but I do. Not. Get it. YUCK.

4. Brad Pitt. Again, I love his work, 'cause he's great; but he does not do it for me in any way, shape, or form. I felt the same way about Robert Redford, another guy who is supposed to be Sooooo Handsome but who just looks bland.

3. Patrick Dempsey. What pitiful dementia has caused people in large numbers to think this guy is hot? Feh.

2. Taylor Lautner. All his tiny features are crowded into the center the massive skin-circle of his face. He looks like some horrible caricature. I'm not even going to talk about the horrifying Neanderthal brow overhang.

1. Colin Farrell. That man-slut has "town bike" written all over him. Just looking at pictures of him makes me worry my eyes might contract herpes.

Cameron Diaz.

Running the gamut from "The Mask" to "Being John Mahlkovich" she wreaks of pseudo-hot and faux-talented.

1) Anyone who's every come in contact with a Hilton. I'd crush that wonk-eye, clown-footed skank's skull with a coconut before she could say "hello".

2) Jennifer Lopez.

3) Britney Spears. At this point her vag has to be nothing short of a green acid-oozing face-hugger from Alien.

4) Madonna.

5) Anne FUCKING Coulter. I don't care if I'm in a Children's Hospital or in line at the Gates of Heaven, there must be a swear of some kind in between that horrible cunt's first and last name.

*Note* You would do Megan Fox if you two were the last people on Earth and you know it. We're men; we'll fuck women we don't even like. It HAS to go beyond "annoying" or "I don't like your movies waaaah".

Jerce~~
Thank you thank you. I just don't understand the hoo haw about this guy:
2. Taylor Lautner. All his tiny features are crowded into the center the massive skin-circle of his face. He looks like some horrible caricature. I'm not even going to talk about the horrifying Neanderthal brow overhang.

1: Whats her name Heigl, that disingenuous, smarmy faced thing in those shitty movies. She's very lucky that I have a certain respect for pineapples or else I'd be planting one right up her...
2: Miley Cyrus. I wouldn't wish her on a island full of kiddy fiddling priest's.
3: Madonna. The poster child of Necrophilia.
4: Tara Reid (Maximus Cunticus). I'd poke a cold jar of liver before I'd touch her.
5: Any Twitard. I just couldn't do anyone with serious mental disability.

If I'm talking to St. Peter and he tells me that Anne Coulter made it into Heaven just ahead of me, I'll kick his puppy right in front of him.

1. Rachel Aniston

2. Skank Cancer

3. Nina Garcia

4. That butch-bitch on Law & Order SVU

5. Angie Harmon

All insufferable cunts.

- Spencer Pratt
- Scott Baio
- Mrs. Scott Baio
- Stephanie Meyers, or whatever her name is
- You

I can't take responsibility for this "We".

For example, I think Jennifer Aniston is very pretty.

I'm an island. Or at least an isthmus.

1.Drew Barrymore. She has the air of someone who is more than just a tad slow.
2.Courtney Love. Because I'd rather be turked by a syphilitic bear.
3.Lady Ga Ga. No wait, how do you fuck a mannequin?
4.Mariah Carey. Petrol.Matches.POOF!
5.That po faced cunt of note, who gave me shit at the airport when I asked if my flight would be on time. I wish her face the genital warts of a thousand diarrhea addled camels and the same to all of her ilk.

i have only two people i will never forgive.
Bryan David Mitchell the man who kidnapped and raped Elizabeth Smart. he made me ashamed of my name and origins. and osama bin laden for ruining my A bomb report in class on 9 11.

check this out can you appreciate the symbolism?
the races and religions where divided in the fall of the tower of babel but on 9 11 all the races and religions where united by the fall of the two towers!

1. Lars Ulrich
2. Sarah Palin
3. Dick Cheney (heaven, LOL)
4. The three-headed Kardashian monster
5. Axl Rose

Tucker Max bleeeaaarrrgghhh

lmao

...whose faces look like they were put together by two drunken Muppet builders.

This kind of thing is the reason I come to Pajiba.

Which 5 people would you do DESPITE completely hating them?
D-Day. That list would be NEARLY all the thingys with a pulse and walking around upright unaided, bar the 5 mentioned above (wasn't 5 a rather short list,does TBB have issue's in this department???).

Hahaha, a bit of touchee Bob, but it all depends on perspective. Like Heigl could get sucked into a jet turbine for all I'd care, but if I'm stuck with the task of procreating for the sake of humanity, I'm sure I could locate a ball gag and enough two-ton epoxy to make it work.

I think if TBB didn't limit this to five, some poor bastard would be blindsided with an amazing amount of text if they tried to start reading this on Monday.

I'm with Sofía. Why is there such a preponderance of women in these lists? Are women so much easier to hate than men?

Would you truly prefer to spend eternity with Dick Cheney and Karl Rove than with Sarah Jessica Parker?

Is Anne Fucking Coulter truly worse than a Glenn Beck or a Sean Hannity, especially when you consider the pernicious influence of the latter two.

"unintentionally a misogynistic ass.."

Try saying that three times fast.

Ummmm...well there's some confusion with the topic at hand Xiu.

There's the title The 5 People You'd Still Hate in Heaven

And then Tater asked for this; "give me the 5 Celebs You Would Never Ever EVER Do Under Any Circumstances Not With a 99 1/2-foot Pole or If He/She Were the Last Man/Woman on Earth."

I'm assuming most of us are reading the post and going with the latter :)

I'm also assuming not-gay sex with Glenn Beck is assumed. Unless Feist is around and he feels like hate-fucking Fox News commentators willy-nilly. Which I support!

And some others:

1) Sean Connery - because he used to be hot, but now he's just old

2) Hugh Grant - because he used to be hot, but now he's getting old and he kinda has that sunken eyes thing going on

3) Hugh Laurie - because he's always been old

James Cameron, because he's an untalented hack, who wishes he could be the white savior of all the indigenous blue people. The blue people don't want your cliched crap!

Spencer Pratt
Brandon Davis (if you use "celebrity" very, very loosely)
Flavor Flav
Gary Busey
Pete Doherty

(Dis)Honourable Mention:
Sean Penn

Pussy has left me jaded.

@D-Day ha ha I watched that go south...right here..on my screen.

In No particular order

1. Russell Brand,
He's hilarious, his Booky Wook is sad, but sleeping with the bloke would open up to contracting more diseases than you would get from writhing about in that skip full of needles from Saw II.

2. Zac Braff,
I know he did Garden State and theres some talent there, but the smarm people! THE SMARM ON THAT BLOKE!!!!

3. Robert Pattinson,
Possibly the most unattractive man out of Britain since Jeremy Clarkson, plus all that glitter would get up in your lady parts! Un-comfortable!

4. Charlie Sheen,
Apart from being a talentless woman basher whose evil 'Two Guys and half a man' sitcom plagues my nightmares (and you'd expect a show with the clause 'and a half men', there'd be some form of midgetry...Sadly, I am yet to come across said imposed midgetry)... *Breath* The man is just disgusting, what's with the hair Charles? HM?

5. Zac Effron/Boyfaced Disney flavour of the week,
Simply... You, This *gestures to self* It ain't happenin'
Apart from your very shallow careers, its also the problem that intercourse would not be physically possible with a penis that small and an ego that big

Posted by: EricD at April 24, 2010 8:24 PM
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Technically speaking, I'd bone Julia Roberts before any of 3 billion men* on Earth, but it would take too long to name them all, soooo ...

*--There might be one or two in there I'd go gay for, who knows, but I don't have time to look at all their pictures on Craigs List.

Not reading back so's not to be a copycat.

5. That kid from the original Escape from Witch Mountain movies back in the 70's. I've had completely irrational nightmares about him for the better part of 30 years.
4. Zach Braff. I'd make him cry, it would be awkward.
3. David Lee Roth. When I look at DLR, I see a man who won't go down.
2. Ryan Seacrest. He made me miss Like A Prayer on Glee with his incessant Seacrest-flavored bobbleheadedness. He would have made the list before, but nowhere above a four.
1. Scott Baio. #scottbaioruinseverything

1. Tom Cruise--once attractive but always overrated--now too much crazypants.

2. Brendan Fraser--also once sort of attractive but now--ewwwww.

3. Ron Howard's brother--dude is soooo ugly.

4. Stephen Baldwin--blech.

5. Glenn Beck--egad my vagina just curled up in disgust at the very thought. I think it's retreated and is hiding in my fallopian tubes now.

Can't say I'd find that "endearing" if it were my car.....

I agree completely about the character, but Ms. Roberts was still an endearing actress who, at that point, was still somewhat naive and humble.

That's what I miss.

Glenn Beck/Ann FUCKING Coulter/Sarah Palin, because despite their vast range of intelligence levels they are basically the same rabble-rousing person. And because ew. I, like Pookie, don't necessarily see a need for an emotional bond. But if I couldn't be in the same room as them without screaming, I don't think it'd work out so well.

Jon Gosselin, because of the jiggling. And, by extension, Kate Gosselin, because her vagina could probably swallow me whole.

Heigl, both because I loathe her as a person and because I think she'd get all into trying to act really cool and she'd only pay attention to herself. So it'd be bad. And because she has a dumb name.

James Cameron. Have you SEEN his hair?

The dude who plays Shepherd Book on Firefly. I don't think I could separate him from that role, and he's way to father-y in my mind. He'd be all, "yeahhh" but I'd be like, "AAAAAAH! GIVE ME SAGE GUIDANCE!"

Sorry for the long post. It's late and I'm not writing a paper.

"In my mind fucking and not fucking are the same."

Pookie, dude, that was some deep shit.

1. Matthew and Patrick Laborteaux. They were on Little House on the Prairie. Albert got hooked on the morphine. Their features disturb me. They're no Lance Kerwin.

2. My ex-husband. In polar opposition to Pookie, I could regularly do someone and then one day a switch flips and I decide, OKAY THAT'S IT THERE IS NOW a 36-inch perimeter twixt us. Seeing how that mental is nine times the size of his peen, the castle keep shall naught be broached.

3. Larry King. Eight decent looking women signed on paper to admit riding that glue factory? Well, I'll be. Bless their hearts.

4. Dudes who weigh less than me. If you weight less than 150, please do not talk to me unless it's with a pie pan in your hand and a plan to expand. I'm not HUGE, but the last thing I look for in A Getting Busy is the cool sensation of a balsawood marionette skittering a jig on my lady parts. I will break you, little man. Gross. I don't care how many marathons you run. Eat some meringue.

5. Derek Jeter. Because he just nasty.

1. Tom Skerritt - grosser than gross
2. Katie Cassidy - bitch annoys the crap out of me and nearly ruined a season of supernatural
3. William H Macy -cooler than anything, but so not attractive
4. Sidney Crosby - cocky little bastard (on a side note, how is he qualified to sell reeboks? he's a hockey player)
5. Ashton Kutcher - too stupid. i'd be afraid he'd start talking about himself during.

I will break you, little man. Gross. I don't care how many marathons you run. Eat some meringue.

Posted by: Stacy D at April 25, 2010 5:25 AM

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YOU, ME, KFC, Double Downs.

/I'll pick you up tonight.

Women I would not do:
1. Paris Hilton
2. SJP-I think she would be interesting to talk to, however.
3. Olson Twins
4. Ann Coulter
5. Posh Spice, because it looks like sex with her would hurt.

Men I would not do:
1. Colin Farrell. I agree with the previous poster on this one.
2. The Pope.
3. Bobby Trendy.
4. Rush Limbaugh
5. Benicio Del Toro, simply because would it KILL him to wash his hair?

People I would do even though they are freaky/weird/strange/ugly:
1. Tilda Swinton
2. Tim Curry
3. Lyly Lovett
4. Christopher Walken
5. Juliette Lewis, though I would probably have to wash myself in plutonium afterwards to get rid of all the crazies she would give me.

Tilda Swinton is not weird, strange or anything like that. She's beautiful!

5) Taylor Lautner. Eurgh, no.

4) Any and all Disney fellas of the Jonas/Efron variety. Hell, no.

3) Ryan Reynolds. Sorry, Dustin.

2) Dane Cook. FUCK, no.

1) Gerard Butler. Three years ago, definitely. Now, I wouldn't touch him if the universe's survival hinged on us making physical contact, not to talk of doing the bump.

Fox News. Everyone, even the janitors there. Bastards.

5. Katherine Heigl - Because halfway through it, I believe she would contact Entertainment Weekly and complain about her role and try to quit. She is attractive, but her inner ugliness has polluted her to me in a way that even a hate fuck doesn't appeal to me.

4. The two lesser Kardashian sisters - Although Kim is famous for being peed on, she's out there trying to change her image, and looking better. The big one looks like Aunt Bunny, they shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I don't know the other one, but she seems like an idiot who makes bad choices. Usually a plus for me, but not after seeing the winners who have already gained access into that clown car of a vagina.

3. Snooki - How has no one said her yet? Besides looking like a garden gnome, she has a voice like an air horn and the personality of a used diaper.

2. Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna - called beautiful and talented for no obvious reason, they are thought of as sexy because....um...I don't know why. Maybe it's the ropy arms with veins that stick out like freeways tattooed all over them. Or the jacked up teeth, or the outfits they wear. There are literally hundreds of women their age who are more attractive, why celebrate these stick insects?

1. Julia Roberts - Julia Roberts is so vain, when she masturbates, she is thinking about herself masturbating. Everything good in the world happens because of her existence. Just ask her. She could take any subject and make it about herself inside of 11 seconds. I detest her.

I was playing Family Feud on FB and they asked which celebrity would Rubble44 like to be in a Deathmatch with? That's a good subject for another time.

I’m somewhat taken aback by all the hate for Julia Roberts, because back in the 80's and 90's you white people thought she was hotter than crack.

Posted by: Pookie at April 25, 2010 10:07 AM

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Not me, I have always, always loathed that woman.

Ha, ha. Lookit me posing as if coitus is an option. Anyway...

It looks like there's two different kinds of lists going on: one list for people you find physically unappealing, and another list for people you loathe so much, looks are an afterthought. I'll just go with mainly gross ones.

WOMEN WHO ARE ICKY:

1. Amy Winehouse, who truly lives up to her name. May God have mercy on our soaps.

Honourable Mention: A certain cirrhosis drawer by the name of Lindsay Lohan.

2. Joan van Ark--AUGH! Why does your head have permanent freezer burn? Kill it to death!

Honourable Mention: Hunter Tylo. How much did she pay for THAT fiasco. I'm sure Aaron Spelling is laughing posthumously, and hard.

And while we're at it, Tori Spelling. Is she really made of only one human? I always think of those Byzantine mosaics when I see her. Maybe she could kick start her acting career again by creating a one woman show in which she plays Justinian. And hey, Justinian was married to an actor too. An actor who was also a whore. Draw your own conclusions.

3. Jocelyn Wildenstein. Is there such a thing as a face counselor?

Honourable Mention: 'Amanda Lepore'/current model of Peter Burns. A terrible beauty is born.

4. Rachel Zoe. It's not often that you get to say that someone resembles a dessicated corn husk, but this is a special day.

Honourable Mention:
Lara Flynn Boyle. Has she got extra corners?

5. Tara Reid. It's over, there is no cream to cure it.

Honourable Mention: Pamela Anderson. FECK! 'HEP'! THONG! ARSE! FLAPJACKS!

DUDES WHO ARE ICKY:

1. Carrot Top: I'm sorry, what? Dude is hopped up on enough steroids to act as a wet nurse.

Honourable Mention: Sylvester Stallone. Your face looks like it's giving birth to itself.

2. Shane McGowan:
New York: Fairytale.
Dental record: schwarze pedagogik

Honourable Mention: Tom Cruise from whenever this photo was taken.
http://britishteeth.co.uk/

3. Nicholas Cage: A twitching, hairplugged bottle of sexual inadequacies in the sort-of form of a man.

Honourable Mention: Jeremy Piven. You know how I know? You do your hair with a Roto-Rooter. Go bathe.

4. Marc Anthony: By the power of Slim-Skull!

Honourable mention: Ethan Hawke. You haven't eaten anything since Dead Poet's Society. You are not Patsy Stone, you can't pull that off. You don't want to go all 'Star Jones Hammerhead', do you? 'Cause now she's on the list.

5. Lou Perlman. Don't turn the world into your own personal Dune spinoff.

Honourable Mention: Phil Spector. You can't walk around with an unkempt hairdo while wearing T-shirts marked with the slogan 'I'm With Cohen', and think there's going to be a happy ending with you.

Special Consideration:

Nancy Grace: Thanks for curing the Caribbean, we really needed a stern truth confrontation, my liege. Is there a blonde in trouble?

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: 'Teacher, the mean people are making fun of me again.'
Yep. You and your melting candle face. And we'll continue.

Melanie Griffith: Was she in a fire?

Kathie Lee Gifford: The Ghoul of the commuter's hour.

Barbara Walters: Someone who is old enough to have cheek implants of that magnitude should have shed the head cheerleader mentality.

Morgan Freeman: FUCKING EWWWWWWWWWWW!

Ethel Merman: 'There' NO business like--' Shut the fuck up you battery-acid voiced 24-karat 'troll bitch from hell'! That voice! It makes me want to perform amateur dental surgery on myself.

Pat Buchannan: Soviet Screw You-istan.

YES!! This is the post I'm talkin' about! Finally, a post for those with repressive exploding hate. I've thought about it a long time and I'm pretty proud of my list and pretty sure if I ever had to be forced into sleeping with these people, I'd actually rather offer to blow their dog instead.

1. Robert Pattinson. Seriously. This guy literally looks like he has autism. Looking at him sends me into a perplexed stunned state, once I've got over the shudder of revulsion.

2. That slimy fuckbag from Gilmore Girls and I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. Yeah, whatsisname, Matt Czuahrhsh.

3. Gerard Butler. Was nearly number one, but then I saw Pattinson face again and had to vomit.

4. Vin Diesel. Not in a million years, buddy. About how it'll take for you to evolve.

5. Oh, look at that, Robert Pattinson again.

perez hilton
spencer pratt
marc anthony
taylor lautner
carrot top

jada pinkett smith
angie harmon
joely richardson
camilla parker bowles
laura bush

@FabMax:
Thanks. There's so much hatred, and not enough sick time (or strength) to address it all. You are ALL my little miracles!

@samantha t:
Is Z.B. considered 'attractive'? I've always found that his face looks like the face one has to make to expel the words 'Zach Braff'. Though perhaps I am uncommonly cruel, or have a speech impediment.

@Whorish Mouth:
THAT'S who I forgot. I had a flash of someone, then forgot, and it's been bugging me. Pete Wentz of the hammer-applied guyliner and Xerox toner dye job. How are you going to show up on a stage and strum your bass? STRUM? Man, this is going to give me the croup.

oh wait--samantha t again:
you're not really dating yourself. I'm pretty young, and I remember when all of the Martha's Vineyard types were salivating over him on Meet The Press. I'd reference some of his more hobbit-like qualities, but
A) He's not a model
B) That's mean
C) I'm 5'0, so clearly someone took a big ol' piss in my gene pool.

Still, God Bless Alexandra Wentworth, who still shamelessly name-drops her own husband as if his name has some kind of panty-dropping envy switch or it's 1996. Though, I do remember when she was the worst thing about In Living Color, so what else has she to cling to, the poor thing?

I also forgot to mention Gallo and The Sev. I don't know where either of fall on the syphilitic gender spectrum and I'm not interested in exploring. Both are prodigiously gross in myriad ways.

Glen Beck - Ugh
Ahnold Schwarzenegger - ick
Renee Zellwegger - squinch face
Ann Coulter - possibly not human
Heidi/Spencer Pratt - so appropriate, they really are prats
Jim Carrey - I feel like he'd desperately try to do something funny every five minutes, and it would be awkward
Tyler Perry - stop making things
All crazy Right-wingers - not real Republicans, whose views I can respect, just the screamy, hatefilled, immoveabley illogical ones.

Most of the people I dislike seem to have difficult names. Am I going to look up how to spell them? Nope.

Amazing! I love Miley and her innovative record album. I would need to say that either Liberty Walk or My Heart Beats For Love are probably my favorite songs. She is all grown up from her Hannah Montana days!

She is great, I cannot stop searching for her information

poor lindsay! did you see her crying in court? i feel so bad for her!

Thank you for a great post

I see Axl Rose and the boys got booed off stage at Dublin - them annoying music-lovers get everywhere LOL!

John Riley of The Culinary Institute of America explains that removing the seeds of a pomegranate begins even before you cut into the fruit.

More good posts, I see. Happy I checked it out once more. Cudos

Zac Efron is so gorgeous and hot and he is an amazing Actor we love you Zac you're Awesome.

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You just can't get enough of Sean Penn. He is the best actor I think. He has this talent that no other actor has. I heard the upcoming movie The Tree of Life will be a hit in the box office.

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What is the best Canon Powershot digital camera (duh) camera? I want to buy for mostly "casual" photos (christmas, birthdays, family reunions... that form of stuff). And occasionally loads of cool artistic photos. I'm told that a 6-7 mm lens could be the best... Other than that, what else is beneficial???

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Between me and my husband we've owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I've settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.