Your Annual 'What Are You Thankful For, A**hole?' Diversion
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving and today is No Whining Wednesday, so apparently, it's my duty to be earnest in today's comment diversion. The problem, of course, is that after all that Paheeba Day love and crowding around the glory hole on Butthole Day, it's gotten a little kewpy up in here this November.
Anyway, fuck it: Let's spill our squishy guts, folks. Let's be uncool together. You're among friends. Give that cringe-worthy, embarrassing Thanksgiving tradition a dry run among your virtual friends. Let's be uncool, folks.
What are you thankful for this year, and don't be afraid to fly that uncool flag.
As for me: I'm thankful for the adorable kid, the beautiful wife, and this place -- a safe haven from the petty bickering of the real and virtual world. A place I absolutely love spending my days. A place that's been responsible for a lot of folks finding great friends. And a place that's been responsible, indirectly or directly, for at least four hook-ups. (And if there's ever a Pajiba wedding, I'm going to need an invitation). Oh, and I'm also thankful that I only have to watch Old Dogs once to review it.
Your turn. Spill it. Give up the sentimental goods.
Conversely, if you're not in the mood for earnestness, you can always share what you're not thankful for this year. I'm not thankful for a lot of things, namely 1) that I do have to see Old Dogs once to review it, and 2) whoever it is among you that's promoting this "velvet rope" bullshit needs to cut it the hell out -- there's no cliquity Elite around here; if you're reading this site, and didn't come here because Google sent you to our New Moon review, then you're just as much a part of this place as anyone else. I will cut up that rope and choke a bitch. And then I will lock you away in TK's basement.
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
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