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"Some things never change... Jack Daniel's is one of them"

Classic advertisement.

I heard Casey Kasem just the other day on XM. They were re-running a "classic" AT40 and he was doing little bits in between. It took me a while to deduce whether the little bits were new material or old, and once I decided on new, I had the EXACT same thought.

As for the diversion, I really got nothing right now.

* Number 5 should've been sinking not siking. Sorry

My love life! ZING!

*cries

Oh, and for Atlanta residents, WABE Jazz Classics with H. Johnson, the smoothest cat alive....

My love life! ZING!

*cries

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at May 26, 2009 8:55 PM

Love lifes change. That's a fact. 60 year old solid marriages crash and burn while others take half a century to find love. When it works out, you'll understand why it took so long and wouldn't want it to have worked out any other way. So chin up and let nobody and nothing pull you down.

Steelers/Browns rivalry...go Browns! And sadly, Steelers always kick their asses;-)

people annoying the holy hell outta me in theaters.

i shouldn't even have to embellish.

Um, humanity being heartbreakingly horrible and awesome to each other all at once, all the time, and stuff...?

I dunno, I got nuthin'.

err, consistently, not consitently.

Sorry 'bout that.

You can always count on Japan for the weirdest stuff on Earth.
Parents and older people in general will never understand whatever young people do, from comics and music to the basics of using a PC.
Also, my love life remains as bad as it has always been

BBC science fiction shows that look like they were made for $5, including special effects.

Although I can see the fun in this diversion and I have already commented I would also like to play the devil's advocate here. Culture doesn't change as fast as you make it out to be! Did the internet kill books? No Did youtube takeover T.V? No. In this globalised world does everybody listen to the same kind of music? No (in many eastern countries you still very rarely hear western songs and vice-versa). Did McDonald's forever chnage local eating traditions around the world? No. Have all the governments in the world all become democratic? No. Have politicians everywhere ever stopped being corrupt? No ...

The list is never ending. Although some ideas and things do die out many others either go in a cycle or they simply remain there and are added on to the culture that already exists. If there's one thing which has truly brought change and might be the biggest thing since the discovery of fire or something, it's the internet. Other things don't move that fast but there's so much hype about everything and we're so much more informed we feel that things are moving fast.

I thought of the ultimate answer, but then I got distracted thinking about HoHos, and the world shall never recover. That is the glorious, terrible power of Hohos.

The New Orleans Saints! Going half the way!*

And mmmmm Smarties. Like little sugary pills of happiness.

* except that one time when they made it to game 1 of the playoffs.

Ford's ability to make shitty cars.

popular things and the people that hate them.

how old people hate kids.

kool aid...delicious

"The next big thing" and the hipsters who claim it as their own with their "I thought that was cool YEARS AGO but now that everyone likes it, it suddenly sucks."

You're not getting credit for it, you hipster wankers! Now piss off and let me enjoy it too!

Brent Musburger.

Closeted gay Republicans, three words that are almost redundant by now...

Regis Philbin has always been, and will always be thanks to the selling of his soul to the devil, that lovable little over-sized leprechaun who gets excited about things he knows nothing about

and Republicans, the fat arbitrary hate kind, not all of 'em

the candy in gumball machines

the headlines on cosmopolitan magazine (what he's really thinking, 101 sex tips, etc)

dame edna

I'd also add how consistently Native American's get screwed over and shat on by any and everyone. Considering the latest ruling allowing what is realistically a ridiculously racist mascot, that will never change.

And the price of a half gallon of ice cream hasn't changed, they just give you half a quart less now.

This is good for fatasses like me.

High school girls, man.

SL Wilson, hope springs eternal, man...and that doesn't change, either;-)

America's Funniest Home Videos. This show has been on for nearly 20 years and yet people are still doing the same dumb ass, stupid ass, goofy shit they were doing 20 years ago, still caught on camera. I'm in awe that it has such high ratings, and (sometimes) manages to be funny.

Annoying telemarking calls. They never fucking stop. Ever. No call lists be damned.

Also, Cockroaches.

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someday I found a H -O- T­ place for u guys,
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Those spam ads like the one right above me.

Given all the hockey comments, let me add the amount of bandwagon jumping associated with the Canucks.

-- Knock Knock jokes.
-- Late night basic cable commercials.
-- The Republican party *ZINGA!*

To add to the hair category: Steve Martin's hair. Dude's been in the biz for over 30 years, same white hairdo.

And in hockey: Outside of Detroit, the original 6 are still bigtime losers.

Any record made by either Coldplay or U2. Hey man, I can't knock their hustle. They've found the perfect formula for songs that people like so they just make that song over and over and over. 'Fuck it,' they think, 'I'm rich as shit and can have coke fueled orgies with the underaged tranny prostitutes of my choosing. Because I write songs that white kids their parents and grandparents can enjoy. [Sinister laughter] God, I'm rich.'

Or something like that. I don't know if Bono likes underaged tranny prostitutes, but he's rich enough to hire 20.

I noticed that the smell of the Army never changes. Everywhere you go and everywhere you've been, it's pine oil, sweat, and canvas. I swear, the Army bought a billion gallons of pine oil concentrate in 1956 and has been using it on every base ever since.

2% of the world's population fucking over the other 98%. It always has been but hopefully, won't last forever.

The Changing of the Guard.
No really, they've done it the same for day after day for like, ever. The Beefeaters lock up the Tower the same way they always have, too.

Johnny Depp, who's gained maaaaybe three forehead ridges since 21 Jump Street. Hm... I suppose I've just proved myself wrong.

Ok.

How about mental illness among female sex symbols who've experienced meteoritic fame?

Posted by: Stacy D at May 26, 2009 11:58 PM

Hee!

The Wayans brothers.
Charlie Rose.
Eggo's.
Anything sung by Nickleback.
Dental Floss.
Heartache.

Porn will always be the underlying driver for new technology innovations.

George, the reason club sandwiches are always good is because it's a well known fact that adding bacon makes everything taste better and that you cannot fuck it up, even by burning it.

Doctor, Lawyer, Cop shows that are basically about who is sleeping with who?

Bob Costas.
Why oh why did you have to leave HBO's Inside the NFL????

Weezer
/troll attempt

Velveeta.

Great Post. Thanks.