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1. Kate Winslet
2. Rachel McAdams
3. Kristin Kreuk
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Rachel Bilson

I have a huge weakness for dark hair, but also for Kate Winslet.

Uh... sure.

1. Timothy Olyphant
2. Clive Owen
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Christian Bale
5. Taye Diggs

Wow, I'd almost forgotten about the survey. Corona? Really?

And wow - that's a lot of white folks. I also think it's funny that more people have one tattoo than one piercing.

Julie and I have a few in common....
1) Drew Barrymore - I would gladly kick my BF out the door for this girl. She seems like she would be a blast in the bedroom and out of it.
2) Kate Winslet - totally a 'real' woman in every sense of the word.
3) Eliza Dushka - completely hot.
4) Marlene Dietrich - you didn't say they had to be today's celebs. Comes across bitchy yet sexy at the same time.
5) Tatum O'Neal and Kristy McNichol circa Little Darlings era - yeah, I'm kinky like that.
(grin)

1. Dita von Teese
2. Kat von D
3. Salma Hayek
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Madeleine Stowe

1. Kate Winslet
2. Natalie Portman
3. Zooey Deschanel
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Rachel McAdams

1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Thomas Jane
3. Andy Garcia
4. That guy that blogs at Hispanic! At the Disco...he is soooo hot right now.
5. Dominic Purcell

And I swear I didn't have this list revised 5 times before submitting it. This is totally off the top of my head. Yeah.

1. Antonio Banderas

2. Bruce Willis

3. John Leguizamo

4. Samuel L Jackson

5. Ryan Reynolds

Someone calls me 'popi' and I'm done!

1. Rachel McAdams-gorgeous plus funny; I am not made of wood.
2. Maggie Gyllenhaal-see above
3. Kristin Kreuk-are you sensing a pattern?
4. Morena Baccarin-how 'bout now?
5. Polly Walker-I can diversify, honest!

1) Angelina Jolie. Nope, can't leave her off the list even though my interest in her has kinda died off, blah blah blah...
2) Salma Hayek. Come on. Bonus points if Penelope Cruz comes along.
3) Shirley Manson of "Garbage". Short hair, long hair, whatever--she has that accent and could totally kick my ass. So, yeah, hot.
4) Kate Walsh from Grey's Anatomy. I could give a shit about McDreamy or, really, the other guys on that show--I still think she's the hottest person there.
5) Jesse Jane. I blame my boyfriend for that inclusion.

Ahem: I can't promise brains or personality.

(Do not bake and post, kiddies.)

I'm probably going to get shit for some of my list, but I don't care.

1. Rachel McAdams (bonus points for a three-way with Ryan Gosling)
2. Jenna Fischer
3. Natalie Portman
4. Scarlett Johansson, but she has to keep her mouth shut.
5. Assuming we can time-travel in addition to banging (presumably) straight celebrities, Keira Knightley in the Bend It Like Beckham-era.

This one is easy . . .

1: Salma Hayek. This woman is walking sex. Even with a unibrow.
2: Kate Winslet. Obvious.
3: Penelope Cruz: Never really cared for her before Volver, but she won me over in that one.
4: Audrey Tatou. So french. So hot. Love her even in her bad films.
5: Anjelica Houston: I have always loved her, but Wes Anderson brings this sort of aloof, all to cool thing out in her that gets me everytime.

Alright, I'll jump on the bandwagon and say
Kate Winslet
Liv Tyler (So, so pretty)
Mary Louise Parker (I covet her hair)
Lauren Ambrose
& Bridget "You're from the high plains, Janet" Fonda

In no particular order:

Kate Winslet
Zooey Deschanel
Rachel McAdams (preferably while in character as Regina George)
Eva Green
Isla Fisher

Honourable mention to Danica McKellar (aka. Winnie Cooper), who grew up gorgeous, but isn't so much in the spotlight anymore.

1. Kevin McKidd: Red Hair!
2. Damien Lewis: Red Hair!
3. Viggo Mortenson: Gentle yet kinky
4. Sean Penn: Wild wild ride
5. Rob James-Collier: and you will know him by his black hair, and smooth creamy alabaster skin...*drool*

Why do we have to stop at five? There are too many I've been lusting after over the years!

Maggie Gyllenhaal
Isla Fisher
Kristen Bell
Jessica Biel (The Alba/Biel debate went on in my head for at least 10 minutes)
Kate Beckinsale

1.Jake Gyllenhaal
2.Ryan Reynolds
3.David Beckham
4.Paul Rudd
5.Bruce Springsteen

I wasn't completely sure of the rules, but if it can only be actors, then my bottom 3 would be Paul Rudd, Clive Owens, and Vin Diesel(don't ask, I couldn't tell you why).

I'm going on looks alone, if I had to hold a conversation with any of these women (with the exception of number 5) I think I'd have to tear my hair out.

1. Angeline Jolie in her Hackers incarnation (because evidently I have no imagination)
2. Kelly Brook (provided she stays absolutely quiet the woman annoys the hell out of me but is still gorgeous)
3. Scarlett Johansson (see above)
4. Jessica Alba (in the Dark Angel days)
5. Rachel McAdams (Amen to the Ryan Gosling related bonus points)

Honourable mentions to: Kate Winslet, Natalie Portman, Lauran Graham and Maggie Gyllenhaal but I think going for coffee and chatting with them would be more awesome than sleeping with them so they don't make my list. Evidently I like my women cute yet dumb. Which is the opposite of how I like my men... interesting.

1) Angelina Jolie. I've had a girl-crush on her for years, and one of the only women I would truly, truly have sex with.

2) Kate Winslet, like every other girl on here.

3) Cloe Sevigny (or however it's spelled)

4) Maggie Gyllenhall (she makes me feel funny in my tummy).

5) Parker Posey.

1. Angelina Jolie (I just can't resist her.)
2. Mira Sorvino (She's so...tall...)
3. Janeane Garofalo (Mmmm...cynicism. The best aphrodesiac.)
4. Kiera Knightley (Circa King Arthur please.)
5. Uma Thurman (Also very tall...)

Aishwarya Rai
Kate Winslet
Rachel McAdams
Lauren Graham
Evangeline Lilly

Christian Bale
Rob Zombie
Ryan Reynolds

I'm out

In no particular order:

Eliza Dushku (Faith, dancing - damn...)
Susan Sarandon (yep, she's still hot IMO)
Kate Walsh (quirky and handsome)
Morena Baccarin (so so pretty!)
Angelina (the way she was in Girl, Interrupted)

rose mcgowan

monica bellucci

eva green

taylor swift (i don't remember if she's 17 or 18 but sorry, i have a girl-crush on her)

i hate to be cliche here, but yeah...angelina jolie

1) Dita Von Teese
2) Salma Hayek (though in her non-pregnant form, methinks)
3) Angelina Jolie (I bet girlfriend can get freeeaky)
4) Rachel McAdams
5) Halle Berry

1. Naomi Watts (currently)
2. Milla Jovovich
3. Angelina Jolie (I kinda hate her, but she is sexy)
4. Michelle Pfeiffer
5. Sigourney Weaver

Now my FAVOURITE woman in the world is Jennifer Garner without a doubt, but id rather marry than shag her... Honorable mention also goes to Keira Knightly, Natalie Portman & Winona Ryder :)
Despite being females, I still think my list looks kinda gay.....

Many thanks for getting rid of the invasive species of pop-ups. I'm back!

1. Famke Janssen
2. Carla Bruni
3. Christian Bale's wife 'cos maybe then he'd be interested in a threesome and that's the only way I'll ever get near him (is that cheating?).
4. Julie Delpy
5. Helen Mirren back when she did Excalibur and oozed sexuality

1) Kate Winslet (lots of us, aren't there?)

2) Halle Berry (gorgeous skin, beautiful woman)

3) Maggie Gyllenhaal (she has to say, GET BENT, TAX MAN! just once for me!)

4) Selma Blair (bet she's a freak!!!)

5) Salma Hayek (version Desperado)

honorable mention to Mary Lynn Rajskub, Yunjin Kim, Faith Hill, Ali Larter, and Naomie Harris.

Yep, it's a big ol' Roman Legion gang-bang with me, Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus. I am right there with ya' socalled!!! Love me some Pullo!!!!

Charlotte Gainsbourg
Natasha Lyonne (though I haven't seen her in a while, so I may opt for time travel)
Peaches --> I would learn A LOT
Rosario Dawson - duh?

And this isn't sexual, but I really want Rita Levi-Montalcini to take me aside and tell me what it's all about. The most beautiful nonagenarian out there.
http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/medicine/laureates/1986/levi-montalcini-autobio.html

Angelina Jolie
Zooey Deschanel
Cate Blanchett
Eva Green
Bryce Dallas Howard

This is really hard, since I am very, very straight. But here is my best shot:



Karen O

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Gisele Bundchen

Zooey Deschanel

Gene Tierney (circa Laura)



PS: Is it kinky that I kind of want to bang Andrea Dworkin?

Kuzum: How could I forget Jennifer Ehle? I want to add her to my list immediately!:)

Salma Hayek - because she's got such a beautiful body
Susan Sarandon - hell, I'd probably marry Susan Sarandon, if it was legal and she into marrying
Tina Fey - funny is sexy
Kate Winslet - especially if she has funky colored hair
Caroline Neron - she played Elizabeth Bathory in the movie Eternal and she was pure lesbian sex

1. Beyonce -- She would sing to me.
2. Maggie Gyllenhaal
3. Katherine Moenig -- I don't even watch The L Word regularly, I just think she is gorgeous
4. Parker Posey
5. Amy Poehler

(in no real order)
1. Rachel Weisz
2. Angelica Lee
3. Shu Qi
4. Ana Beatriz Barros
5. Natalia Vodianova

1. Katee Sackhoff - it's Starbuck for cryin' out loud!

2. Sarah Chalke - hot and hilarious

3. Kate Winslet - sexy, self assured, and a nice accent to boot

4. Maggie Gyllenhaal - I second the poster who wants to hear her say "get bent, tax man!"

5. Clea DuVall - she's just so charismatic; I'm drawn to her in every part she plays

I'd like my woman to have some curves; most of y'all picks are far too sickly/scary skinny:

5. Salma Hayek/Penelope Cruz (tie)
4. Kate Winslet ... curvy + British accent = dee-licious
3. Rachel McAdams .. she's got sista-like features
2. Paula Patton ... like Halle Berry, but without the crazy.
1. Amerie ... she's just so dayum gorgeous!

1 - Eliza Dushku...Faith...leather pants...ahem
2 - Rosario Dawson. She's just...so cool!
3 - Rachel McAdams
4 - Zooey Deschanel
5 - Milla Jovovich
And I'm a Republican...and drink a lot of beer...and have been a loyal Pajiban since the "all men all the time" Pajiba era. ;)

John Stewart
Ryan Phillipe
David Boreanz
Tom Brady
Ray Lamontagne

in no particular order(and don't judge me for the last two, damnit):
1. maggie gyllenhall
2. uma thurman
3. leela james
4. drew barrymore
5. scarlett johansson

Monica Bellucci
Eliza Dushku
Salma Hayek
Eva Mendes
Kat Von Dee

1. Monica Belluci
2. Maggie Gyllenhaal
3. Mary Louise Parker (those new ads for Weeds that are plastered all over New York...)
4. Salma Hayek
5. Kate Winslet

1. Paul McCartney
2. Joss Whedon
3. Shatner
4. David Boreanaz
5. Harrison Ford

Angelina Jolie (although this recent super skinny version of her is a little off-turning)

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Shirly Manson

Milla Jovovich

Anne Hathaway (I just think she's pretty)

1. Jensen Ackles (even the straightest guy has to admit he's pretty)
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. Danny Dyer
4. Mike Vogel
5. Paul Rudd

Kristen Bell

Natalie Portman

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Rachel Weisz

Ah, what the hell. Let's throw Keira Knightley into the mix too.

Damn, this is a difficult one; I'd much rather ogle the hot women in films (wasn't somebody going on about "objectification" in a recent previous thread...? Guilty!)

Still, I've lamented what seems to be a distinct lack of "real men" in Hollywood these days, along with what you'd think of as a traditional "leading ladies," for that matter. Most of the current crop of men in films seem to me to be nothing more than "pretty boys," and I found it absurdly easy to believe, for example, the story that they had to glue fake hair to Orlando Bloom's chest when he did Kingdom of Heaven so he'd look like an actual knight instead of a mere squire or page.

So, if I'm going to try a "man crush" on for size...hmmm...let's see...they've got to look like real men, right? Rugged, virile, etc. So:

1) Gerard Butler in 300. Whoa, an actor from a gladiator movie. Is that stereotypical of me or what? Still, if you want manliness...it's hard to beat a Spartan.

2) Viggo Mortensen. I can understand why Aragorn makes the ladies' hearts go pitter-pat...dammit. (The sex appeal of Viggo's LOTR costar Orlando Bloom, on the other hand, makes no sense to me whatsoever.)

3) Daniel Craig. Yep, put me down for the new Bond as well. Like Sean Connery, he's suave, debonair, and totally badass: an unbeatable combination.

4) The late Alexander Godunov in the original Die Hard. Damn, and I thought ballet dancers were supposed to be wimps. And while we're on the subject of Die Hard...

5) Bruce Willis. 'Nuff said.

I'll toss in a sixth just for chuckles: Kurt Russell. Snake Plissken's just got to be in there somewhere...

OK, enough of that. Wouldn't want to start questioning my sexual identity, now would I? (Since I'm forty, it's a little late for that sort of thing anyway.)

Time to go back to checking out the ladies. Did someone back up the thread mention a Slayer sandwich...? Yummy.

1) Paul Rudd
2) David Beckam
3) Colin Firth
4) Brad Pitt
5) Clive Owen

I'd switch teams for:

1.Angelina Jolie - Even with all the adoption craziness, I still think she's awesome.
2.Natalie Portman - She just seems so smart and fun.
3.Cate Blanchett - Classy, smart and of course drop dead gorgeous.
4.Michelle Pfeiffer - Oooh, an older woman.
5.Rachel Weisz - Funny and gorgeous,plus the accent.

Oh! Oh! This is my LAST add promise . . .

and thanks to Julie for IDing Indira Varma for me. ;)

Laila Ali. But it would have to be a threesome with her Dancing with the Stars partner, Maksim. Mmmm . . .

Feel free to revoke my indie cred.

No better way to spend a day in the office than gay fantasy.

1. Nathan Fillion
2. Jason Bateman
3. Seth Rogan
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Ken Keeler (writer for Futurama & Simpsons... and I have no idea what he looks like)

1. Peta Wilson from the tv "La Femme Nikita". I had a serious girl crush on her about 10 years back..she is STILL hot. I would turn in my hetero pass in a second for her.

2. Eliza Dushku. You guys get it.

3. Kate Winslet. There was a drink girl at the NYE My Morning Jacket show at the Fillmore wearing some frilly short-shorts that looked JUST like Kate, and I had to fight the urge to kiss her all night long, cause that's just innappropriate. Or so I have been told.

4. Monica Bellucci. She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever, ever seen.

5. My girl Drew Barrymore, just cause I think she'd be fun to have a hot girl affair with.

1. Uma Thurman
2. Monica Bellucci
3. Famke Janssen
4. Gwen Stefani
5. Salma Hayek

Liv Tyler
Tori Amos
Evangeline Lilly
Catherine Zeta Jones
Maggie Gyllenhall (only if she wears the bakers' apron from Stranger than Fiction)

Zooey Deschanel
Kate Winslet
Lauren Graham
Liv Tyler
Sarah Chalke

Honrable Mention: Cate Blanchet. I find her really pretty in an I-could-stare-at-her-forever kind of way, but I don't find her sexy.

I really want to place this game. I'd like to think I am pretty open minded with a pretty broad imagination, one that can see beauty and sexuality in anyone regardless of sex. Plus I promised my dear friend I would cut the bullshit, admit that there were situations/times that I would welcome a friendly hand (or more), and create a top five. Well dear friend and fellow Pajibans, no names came to mind despite hours of consideration (and thus, costing our firm several hours of billing...how will I explain this to the partners?). There is no celeb (male) out there that is doing it for me (or could...I thought of folks but they didn't move me...think George getting a massage on Seinfeld). That is, unitl I read RIGAL's post. Rigal, if you can find a sexy place for William Shatner, then you must have a sense of humor so unique and intense that it would be worth jumping ship. Take me, I am yours (for at least a beer or a Cub, Brewers or Met game). And while I am thinking of it, Jarvis Cocker.

Angelina Jolie, Rhianna, Courtney Cox, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Eva Mendez

kate winslet
giada delaurentis
audrey tautou
angelina jolie
drew barrymore

1. Natalie Portman
2. Paz Vega (Have you seen "Sex and Lucia?" Hot.)
3. Eva Green (In "The Dreamers")
4. Monica Belluci
5. Nigella Lawson

I think I'm more likely to switch sides for a great personality and someone fun to hang out with. Hence:

1. Steven Weber
2. Bruce Campbell
3. Zach Braff
4. John Krasinski
5. George Clooney (they can't all be dorky goof-balls)

1. tilda swinton (circa orlando)
2. jodie foster (circa hotel new hampshire)
3. gina mckee
4. polly walker
5. shit, i can't think of a definitive fifth. liz phair circa exile in guyville? leelee sobieski, just for the opportunity smack that hot-bitchy look off her face? chloë sevigny for The Undeniable Freak Factor? guaranteed i'll think of an "aaah i can't believe i left her off the list !!!" at 2:37am. guaranteed.

I keep thinking of gorgeous women, but then I realise I want to BE them, not actually DO them. :D
But I thought of a few great ones that I imagine would be the best to swap teams for:
Sandra Bullock - especially from While You Were Sleeping.
Jennifer Connelly.
Lauren Graham.
Charlize Theron - especially from Arrested Development.
Mira Sorvino - especially from The Replacement Killers, with Chow Yun Fat.

Damn, I forgot Lauren Graham! Um, okay, replace Rachel McAdams.

1-Hilary Duff
2-Sarah Michelle Geller
3-Sofia Bush
4-Hayden Pantierre
5-Sarah Silverman

Bruce Willis
Cillian Murphy
David Bowie
Gerard Butler
Young Peter Fonda (he'd be tender)

Christian Bale
Daniel Craig
Clive Owen
Bruce Willis
Brad Pitt (he was the bomb in Cool World, yo)

In no particular order...
1. Dita von Teese
2. Kate Winslet
3. Rachel McAdams
4. Salma Hayek
5. Rachel Weisz

Honorable mention to Jenna Fischer for being so freakin' adorable.

Opposite Sex Top Five for me, as I'm one of your lesbian readers.

5. Sean Bean (for the voice mainly but come on...he's the bad boy's bad boy)
4. Liam Neeson (he's just kind of overwhelming in a very hot way)
3. Jason Isaacs (in addition to being pretty hot, he's a hilarious and very sweet guy)
2. Viggo Mortensen (cheek bones, poetry, plus with Exene Chervenka in his past you just know he'd be okay with being a bend over boyfriend)
1. David Hewlett (honestly, he's geeky-adorable in his own way, and then there's the fact that he really is one of us--where us is SF geeks who grew up loving the genre.)

La Jolie

Salma Hayek

Naomi Campbell (shut up)

Eliza Dushku

Kate Winslet

5)Gillian Anderson
4) Cate Blanchett
3) Zooey Deschanel
2) Lily Allen
1) Natalie Portman

Kate Winslet
Rachel Weisz
Anjelina Jolie
Milla Jovovich
Salma Hayek

Hot damn, do I have good taste!

1. Elizabeth Shue
2. Katherine Hepburn
3. Milla Jovonvitch
4. Serena Willaims
5. Harrison Ford

1. Christian Bale
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Clive Owen
5. Kyle Chandler

For all of my choices I get the sense that there's more to them than beauty...
1. Kristen Bell - so witty, so cute, so plucky
2. Claudia Black - incredibly beautiful, suspect she's very funny
3. Jennifer Garner - beautiful, down to earth
4. Sara Ramirez - pretty and awesome
5. Milla Jovovich - my hero...

1) Maggie Gyllenhaal
2) Lauren Graham
3) Rachel Weisz
4) Jennifer Garner
5) Portia de Rossi

1. Cate Blanchett
2. Jennifer Baumgardner (not exactly a 'celebrity' but she IS a writer and I still adore her)
3. Parminder Nagra
4. Alona Tal (played Meg on Veronica Mars)
5. Anne Hathaway (which is weird, since she'd probably be the top of my boyfriend's opposite-sex five)

My girl-crushes would have to be, in no particular order...

*Kate Winslet
*Lily Allen
*Nikki Blonsky
*Emma Thompson
*Anna Faris

I love you TK for mentioning Timothy Olyphant AND Clive Owen. *puuurrr*

Anyways my list is:

1. Rachel Weisz
2. Catherine Keener
3. Sarah Polley
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Chiaki Kuriyama

1. Helena Bonham Carter (though I am a little weirded out thinking that she's usually boinking Tim Burton).
2. One of the Fug Girls--as long as Intern George is also invited
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal--yummy--she is also on the list of women I wish I were like
4. Portia de Rossi--please leave Ellen at home
5. Mariska Hargitay--with short hair

1.Naomi Watts

2.Ani Difranco

3.Catherine Keener

4.Angelina Jolie (yeah fair enough, dudes...she's hot.)

5. Leisha Hailey

1.) Kate Winslet
2.) Kristin Davis
3.) Salma Hayek

Hmmm... can't think of anymore right now.

1. Scarlett Johansson--and I'm not sorry. The girl is pure sex, I don't care how overhyped her acting is.
2. Laura Prepon (red hair, please)
3. Kate Winslet
4. Bryce Dallas Howard (such pretty eyes...and damn, I love the redheads!)
5. Jessica Biel--oh my GOD.

If you're bi, these lists are easy!

1. Eva Mendes
2. Zooey Deschanel
3. Liv Tyler
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Lauren Graham

Now I must have some alone time, thank you.

1. Winona Ryder
2. Natalia Vodianova
3. Adriana Lima
4. Kristin Kreuk
5. Angelina Jolie

whew!

1. Cate Blanchett (anytime, any place)
2. Natalie Portman (Keira Knightly is just the poor man's version)
3. Kate Winslet (Eternal Sunshine+Sense and Sensibility=girl crush)
4. Kate Beckinsale (because she basically has a perfect body, and an amazing accent)
5. Rachel McAdams (Because she manages to be so, so charming, even when she is ruining your life)

Wow - what a fantastic birthday present for me!

Salma Hayek - I'm a curvy woman, I love her curves as well.

Alanis Morissette - Would love to have her read me poetry in bed.

Shirley Manson - Let's get filthy.

Storm Large (from last year's Rock Star on tv) - Such the girl crush I have on her; brains, voice, beauty and an absolute kick-ass human being.

Scarlett Johanssen - I just want to cruch my breasts up against hers for a while.

Whew! I'm going to go shower now...

I'm dismayed by the lack of love for my #1 choice...

5. Victoria Pratt
4. Amy Dumas (Lita)
3. Rachel McAdams (bonus points for a three-way with Ryan Gosling)

As usual, I'm late to the party but I still want join in the fun.

Even though I love me some mens, here are my top five girl crushes:

1. Angelina Jolie - Walking sex, knows how to love a woman right and she seems a little mentally unstable - always a plus. I would even let Brad participate.

2. Audrey Tatou - loved her in Amelie, so lovely.

3. Juliette Binoche - sexy as hell, I think I have a thing for raven-haired French women.

4. Angela Bassett - the thinking person's Halle Berry (sorry Halle, I like my women with some substance and not just a pretty face).

5. Jeanne Tripplehorn - have had a huge girl crush on her since I saw her in the unremarkable "'Till There Was You" and I am thrilled she's on "Big Love".

i totally second, third (fourth?) Famke Janssen. Through the X-Men movies I was completely torn between she & my man Hugh Jackman. Who can forget Xenia Onatopp? I'd like to be squeezed between those thighs...

1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Maggie Gyllenhaal
3. Chloe Sevigny
4. Natalie Portman
5. Lindsay Lohan (I'm attracted to scum)

1) Kate Winslet (just like everybody else)

2) Pam Grier (she's still foxy)

3) Maggie Cheung (I've only seen her in Hero, but I thought she was incredibly beautiful)

4) Evangeline Lilly (definitely have a girl-crush on Kate)

5) Maggie Gyllenhaal

on a side-note, although a few people have thrown celebrities past into their lists, the majority have focused on current celebrities. It could be fun to do a Most Bangable Celebrities of All Time diversion at some point. My list would look completely different if I were taking celebrities like Ava Gardner, Dorothy Dandridge, Humphrey Bogart or a young and oh so sexy Paul Newman into account.

1. Gina Gershon. Honestly, she's just hot. Questionable movies, but even her voiceover work is hot.

2. Maggie Gyllenhaal. What can I say, I'm on the bandwagon here.

3. Kristen Bell. Although I'm pretty sure I would call her Veronica in the dark.

4. Jewel Staite. If she keeps/puts back on her Serenity weight.

5. Monica Bellucci. I can still remember her and the fan in Le Pacte de Loup. Plus everything sounds better in Italian, and I'd finally get more use out of that language major.

5.

4.

1. Natalie Portman
2. Devon Aoki (Only because of Sin Ciy. She was the second hottest thing in the movie, losing only to Clive Owens.)
3. Eva Green
4. Shalom Harlow
5. Anna Paquin

Monica Bellucci - Awesome boobies

Drew Barrymore - Funny and bit loony. I like that.

Rosario Dawson - Smokin' hot bitty

Megan Fox - Doesnt look too bright but what a body

Mandy Moore - I'm a sucker for dark hair and blue eyes....

Have you considered the possibility that it's mostly only your female readers who have the patience and courtesy to fill out surveys?

But in other news:

1) Portia de Rossi. Seems like she's really fun, and as she's with Ellen we know she has excellent taste in women. Plus, smokin' hot.

2) Rosario Dawson. In Clerks II? DAMN.

3) Zooey Deschanel, though only to hook up and eventually become really close friends with.

4) Parker Posey. Same as Zooey Deschanel, only with more drama.

5) Tina Fey. My would-be Whore of Mensa. Would love to sleep in with her on a Sunday reading the NY Times, listening to NPR and being snarky.

Shoot! Forgot Gillian Anderson in the HMs.

Kate Winslet - so cool
Parker Posey - She had me in dazed and confused
Maggie Gyllenhal - i think she'd be pretty cool to wake up next to and read the paper too!
juliette Lewis - i dont even know why exactly
monica Belluci - hooooooooooooooootttttttttttt lady

Gay, but would willingly switch teams for:
1. Rosario Dawson (smokin' hot; would give third degree estrogen burns over 85% of my body);
2. Laura Linney (smart, talented, beautiful, and I do not even look once at most blondes);
3. Angelina Jolie (freaky kinda mad loving, breaking the old record of eight times in one session);
4. Salma Hayek (very definition of beautiful, what a body, she is walking Viagra);
5. Penelope Cruz (already used to the beard role but eminently bangable).

1. Ana Ivanovc - she's a tennis player, and so pretty.

2. Billie Piper.

3. Emma Watson - I'm 16, so this isn't weird.

4. Hannah Murray - she plays Cassie in British teen drama Skins, and I love her.

5. Audrey Tautou.

I like both, but skew towards men, so they only get two spots. In no particular order:

Juliette Binoche
Priyanka Chopra
Laura Linney
Nathan Fillion
Jon Stewart

(Alternate guy, in case one of the other two is busy: Shahrukh Khan)

1 Ben Affleck
2 Mel Gibson - around Road Warrior time
3 Harrson Ford - around Witness time
4 Both guys from Rome
5 Eric Bana

Here's my list:

1) Michelle Ryan - (The New Bionic Woman)

2) Jessica Tovey - (She's in an Australian Soap opera called Home and Away)

3) Elisha Cuthbert - 24

4) Lucy Liu - a great actress; totally under rated and gorgeous to boot.

Cannot think of a 5th.....

1. Angelina Jolie. Lara Croft time...she wasn't so skinny then.
2. Kate Winslet. naturally.
3. Lena Headey. The queen gorgo scene where she stabbed the creepy guy was just...uhm...sexy...yea, i'm sick, what of it?
4. Sanaa Lathan. There's just something about her.
5. Tricia Helfer. Or really Six because it's the casually murderous attitude + sexy red dresses that do it for me.

In No Particular Order
1.)Rachel Weisz
2.)Audrey Tatou (circa Amelie)
3.)Scarlet Johanssen
4.)Dita von Teese
5.)Heidi Klum - she's just so pretty!!

ok, i have tried not to look at everyone else's answers, so here are the ladies that i'd muffin up to: (in no particular order)

charlotte gainsbourgh (she's so the international girl next door)

tori amos (all i can say is crazy, kinky, fun)

kate winslett (pure sex)

natalie portman (so cute, so little; i could live out my being a boy fantasy with girl like that)

juliette binochet (because i just want to BE her)

yay for the ladies!

1.) Rachel McAdams- Love the dimples.

2.) Mary Louise Parker- Sexy in Weeds, sexier in West Wing.

3.) Parker Posey- Find me a gay man who doesn't want to play with Ms. Posey.

4.) Mandy Moore- She seems strong. I like a strong girl.

5.) Rihanna- I'm a sucker for a girl who knows how to handle an umbrella. Heh.

Vermillion: sigh...I LOVE Chiwetel Ejiofor.

And I actually sat through a god damned episode of Emeril the other day because Aaron Eckhart was the guest. God. That JAW. I just want to bite it.

It's pretty telling how the same names keep coming up again and again, and how for the most part they aren't those of the alleged 'hot chicks' that the media shove down our throats. But anyways, I'm going to have to echo most of the others on here:
1) Salma Hayek--the curves, those eyes and lips, and that accent. Man. She's the hottest thing on earth I think.
2) Scarlett Johansson--Petite, yet curvy and feminine.
3) Rachel McAdams--She's gorgeous, and her looks are so versatile that she can make almost any look work. But I think it's her personality that I like the most.
4) Kate Winslet--Once an ex-boyfriend and I were having a conversation about who would play us in a movie about our lives. Kate Winslet would play me, hands down. Talented and gorgeous, with a rockin' personality.
5) Portia de Rossi--Smokin' hot, and she cracked me up on Arrested Development. Having a sense of humor makes her even hotter.

Oh, fine. Why not?
1. Halle Berry
2. Kerry Washington
3. Julianne Moore
4. Rachel Weisz
5. Jennifer Connelly

Keeley Hawes
Helen McCrory
Claudia Black
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Angela Bassett

- Kate Winslet
- Sarah Chalke
- Lauren Ambrose
- Rachel Weisz
- Clea DuVall

What the hell. I'm goin' on a homosexual trip around the world (in my imagination)

Gael García Bernal
Clive Owen
Kevin McKidd
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Chow Yun-Fat

It goes without saying, of course, that it was extremely difficult for me to come up with this list as I am pure man.
Now I'm going to back to watching the lithe long-haired athletic Argentinian boys play soccer on GolTV. Sports are MANLY!

I keep sitting down to think about this list and I guess I must be from another generation because as much as I try to think of a woman I want to do, my brain gets to "Hmm sex with..." and goes directly to Daniel Craig. Am I a fuddy duddy? I just don't think of women that way. If I HAD to at gunpoint? Emma Thompson because then I'm pretty sure I could at least laugh through the freaky process of having to deal with someone else's breasts and so on.

Salma Hayek
Maria Bello
Alyssa Milano
Erika Durance
Morena Baccarin

Well, that was almost too easy.

Here goes:

1. Natalie Portman - I'm such a sucker for that face, anything she does is gold therefore is she did me I would be gold as well.....HAZAAH!

2. Salma Hayek - She could recite the phonebook to me and I would orgasm for her.

3. Reese Witherspoon - She's cute, seems fun and laid back, definetly bangable qualities.

4. Zhang Ziyi - She's just so petite and sweet and god, I just love asian girls.

5. Kate Moss - Because sometimes you just need a junkie whore to put up with your shit and clean up after you.

K, so here goes. My top five opposite sex choices:

1. Mary-Louise Parker - Zeta was No. 1 for a long time, but Mary-Louise is smokin hot in Weeds.
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones - The most beautiful woman in Hollywood, if a little dim for being with MD.
3. Ali Larter - I have a weakness for horror movie heroines, and I'm sorry, she was totally rockin in Final Destination 2.
4. Kristen Bell - Who doesn't want a little Veronica (although, truth be told, I'd rather steal Logan)?
5. This is the weird one - Mariska Hartigay from Law and Order: SVU -- I don't know what it is, but I think she is so pretty.

There. I feel a little dirty, but none the worse for wear.

1. Gillian Anderson
2. Kate Winslet
3. Parker Posey
4. Kate Walsh
5. Jennifer Garner

In no particular order...

Shakira

Daisy Fuentes

Tia Carrera

Kate Winslet

Emma Thompson circa Much Ado About Nothing

Sophia Bush (Love the dimples)
Milla Jovovich (gotta love a girl who kicks ass!)
Kate Winslet
Claire Danes
Amanda Bynes

You guys made me realize something: I only failed to list Salma Hayek because the last few pics I've seen of her, she's been HUGELY pregnant. Non-pregnant? Yes, please.

So here's my revised entry:

Four way with myself, Salma, Eva Mendes and Lauren Graham. God, the hotness. And we're all smokin' brunettes!

And thus the difference between girls and guys ,..... i happen to think salma with her current hump and bump kinda does wonders to my inner workings!!!!

Here it goes:

5. Brigitte Bardot...barbarella anyone??

4. Angelina Jolie,Back whe she ate, muy kinky

3. Jennifer Lopez, muy spicy

2. Sofia Loren...back then, muy gorgeus

1. Monica Belucci, too much hotness

... hmmm me like curvy women

I'm gay, so here are my top five women!!

1. Gisele Bundchen
2. Cate Blanchett
3. Demi Moore
4. Michelle Pfeiffer (she's still hot at 49!!)
5. Alessandra Ambrosio

wooowwwww 70% female??? woooowwww that technically means either i should have more female friends cuase we have similar opinions (which i dont) or that the bitchiness of the site makes me more of a women (in general) than a male

hmm

my five, and this is easy, since i've had 3 of them in my freebies

1:nathan fillion
2:edward norton
3:christian bale
4:kevin spacey
5:(i keep this one open for potentials)

I think mine has changed slightly from last time. Fickle.

Paul Rudd
Jason Statham
LL Cool J
Peter Sarsgaard
Anthony Stewart Head

interesting the way guys get criticized for obsessing about breasts, then about 98% of the women polled pick Kate Winslett for their list. Just saying is all. Anyway, my SS5:

Christian Bale
Tom Brady
Matthew Fox
Viggo Mortenson
Tom Welling

1. Penelope Cruz
2. Rachel McAdams
3. Kate Winslet
4. Natalie Portman
5. Scarlett Johanssen

As one woman who chose Kate Winslet, I didn't pick her, or anyone else on my list, for their breasts. They are all beautiful, intelligent women who would not only potentially be hellers in bed, but great to talk to afterward (you know us girls like to cuddle and yak after)

Debra Harry (80's version - hottest rock chick ever)

Shirley Manson (2nd hottest rock chick ever)

Joan Jett (As she is now - hottest 50 year old around)

Holly Hunter - she's just cool

Frances McDormond - if she'd do her Fargo voice for me.

Honorable mention - Uma Thurman, if she'd wear her Kill Bill outfit for me...Beatrix Kiddoo..dayuuum!

Jake Gyllenhaal
Kevin Connelly
Justin Timberlake
(i am so uncomfortable at this point already i can't believe i have to mentally 'go there' for a sec for each of these.)
Kevin Barnes (Of Montreal)
Kanye West

1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Gael Garcia Bernal
3. James Franco
4. Jim Sturgess
5. Eric Bana

Beat that....just try.

Monica Bellucci

Salma

Frances McDormand (after her Oscar acceptance speech, how could you not want to sleep with her?)

Kate Winslet/Rachel Weisz (or both of them, together)

And I also have a tremendous crush on Lucinda Williams, even though I know she would break my heart and it would end badly...

In no particular order:

Lauran Graham
Katee Sackhoff
Gina Torres
Ginnifer Goodwin
Billie Piper

With honorable mentions going to: Salma Hayek, Amanda Seyfried and Charisma Carpenter.

penelope cruz

maggie gylenhaal

shanynn sossamon

liv tyler

lindsay crazy bitch lohan



can you tell i'm pale, blonde and was awkwardly thin as a child much?

Oooh, inTEResting.

1) Kate Winslet
2) Katee Sackhoff
3) Monica Belluci
4) Tricia Helfer
5) Lucy Griffiths

Honourable mentions to Anjali Jay, Sarah Parish, and Rachels Bilson and Weisz.

Salma Hayek
Kate Winslet
Lena Olin
Sophia Loren (yes, of course a few years back)
Natalie Portman

Well... looking at that list poor Natalie almost seems not to belong.

Me thinks the Lady doth protest too much.

Way to go for coming up with Monica Belluci's name... I considered her for a while. I was seriously turned on by her luscious turn in Malena and pleased to see her again in the Matrices. Hot, hot, hot.

MY GAWD, the overwhelming female responses on this article ALONE surprises even myself! Please don't be hatin' because a middle-age white guy tries to explain how much he appreciates your comments and hopefully doesn't come across as an immediate expert on this subject, which is NOT my intention (sorry for caps- can't use italics)

I've been addicted to this site for awhile, and I absolutely have to read every single comment from this wonderful community. I'm deliberately posting late - could have interrupted a great string of comments for a more recent review, but I save it for HERE, this article, to where I can hopefully re-read from in your archives between now and 2012, when all human civilization is destined to be destroyed and, therefore, "history," as we know it, will no longer exist (that's my own hangup, just disregard that) SOOO, onto my purpose, which is to give yet another point of view you didn't need in the first place but I'm bitch-slapping you with it anyway..

Hey, I'm a fully hetero, long-time male Pajiba fan who's just using this forum to get as real as I can get with anyone else (if I knew anyone else), so since the topic was brought up, I have only to offer that I, in any unique event that I had to confront, would give not a damn about the facial beauty and/or intellectual, emotional, what-have-you desire of any particular male, although I, like any other straight guy who will admit to it, knows a (male) hottie from a nottie, even from a male perspective.. up to a point, that is.

Dig:If a truly gay guy was to admit it, he'd tell you that all he immediately registers upon seeing another potential conquest is his ass and cock (size, width, length, depth, bulginess, poppiness, tightness, how his trousers, or shorts if you're lucky, bring out that desire, make up the rest for yourself, what have you), first and foremost, and that the rest is merely dressing you gonna toss aside like asparagus from a salad. (Please, no salad-tossing jokes)

Understand me, now: I'd love to fuck that broke-back Jake Gyyylllenhall, or that doe-eyed guy who was in all the LOTR movies, but I'd just as soon be satisfied if I didn't see any of these dude's faces, or that they'd remember me when I was through f***ing them, movie star or not. Brad Pitt? He could give me a courtesy a**-licking while I'm bending it like Beckham in his much hotter personal assistant, know what I'm sayin'? What makes HIS singular butt unique, or is it a bung hole to be treasured and lusted after above all others?? Just sayin'.

So, all of you guys out there who would be inclined to do so, refine your fantasies and concentrate on the tight, perfectly regular asshole you're about to plow, or salivate at the promise of a nice, thick, glistening, from-your-hometown cock you're about to slurp on and have embedded in your needy ass the entire night, it's totally your call. Why do you think chicks let ugly guys f**k 'em? It's all about the dick or the hole, people, the rest is superfluous. So let's all 'fess up to it & be done with it..

NOW, as an "Afternoon Diversion" article, this DID give ALL of us a chance to post honestly, without recrimination for being anonymous (as I obviously am but never would be if I were posting a relevant comment concerning, i.e., the content of a particular review, in a mainstream format- the Pajibans have been my pals for many moons now, and I believe they'll respect my right to post anonomously on a particulary relevant subject without censure or name-calling, flaming or other harrassment.)

Long day, I'm drunk & posting WAY TOO LATE on the comment site, but just another subject I wanted to get off my chest before falling into a beautiful alcohol-induced sleep. I'll just be amazed if anyone bothers to respond to this.

Either way, I'm a frustrated writer who had no one else to write, so I type out my grievances before an audience that may not read them anyway, but at least I got it typed out of my system.

Before closing, Dustin: I just re-read your comments about advertising, and I just have to say that I don't give a rat's ass what advertising you use, because I don't click onto your site to see adverts- I have no trouble at all getting to what I came for in the first place, the excellent reviews, and no amount of in-your-face advertising is going to keep me away from my beloved Pajiba reviews. Post as many as you damn well please, and prosper accordingly; we don't have to click 'em, sumbitch

(It's called 'Capitalism', people, one of the foundations of our Constitution that separates us from every other country on this planet, which seems to have worked fairly well for the last 200-plus years, until GW's successful campaign to get our country totally in massive debt and a war that can best be described as NEEDLESS may dictate otherwise) and so I go on.

Honest to God, this is the first workday (night) I've been up late enough to be posting. Please forgive my ramblings.

Love to you all

Mila Jovovich (a crush for years and years)
Natalie Portman (but I'd feel super insecure & inferior around her)
Salma Hayek (with the unibrow- she was so freaking hot in Frida)
Maggie Gyllenhaal (Secretary, twisted, sexy AND sweet)
Shakira (la Tortura, HOT)

Natalie Portman
Audrey Tautou
Rihanna
Eva Green
Scarlett Johansson (Lost in Translation era, that is)

No particular order:

~ Mary Lynn Rajskub: she's been irresistible since "Mr. Show"
~ Kate Winslet: especially in "Eternal Sunshine," but I am a bit surprised how many women listed her!
~ Angelina Jolie: I want to be taught!
~ Naomie Harris: fighting zombies or donning dreds, she looks like so much fun.
~ Frida Kahlo: sensual & passionate & boundlessly creative, that's a same-sex dream.

This was interesting to think about. Although Audrey Tautou, Salma Hayek, and Eva Green are completely gorgeous, they don't push the buttons that the others above do.

Natalie Portman (only with short hair)

Liv Tyler (luckily she didn't inherit her father's looks)

Kathleen Turner ( I mean, did you hear her voice?)

Audrey Tautou ( she also looks stunning with a cropped cut)

the red haired lawyer from Law and order: Special Victims Unit (again: what a voice)

So much emphasis on tits and ass -- you'd think you girls were just a bunch of horny boys. And why so late with Laura Linney and, especially, Ellen Pompeo??

1. Cillian Murphy: Super hot! Makes me melt everytime - and I'm straight
2. Justin Timberlake:
3. Cristiano Ronaldo:
4. Barak Obama:
5. Usher:

hotties.

It's like reverse if you're gay, right?

1: Zooey Deschanel
2: Maggie Gyllenhall
3: Sarah Jessica Parker
4: P!nk
5: Norah Jones

1. Maggie Gyllenhaal


2. Meg White


3. Mandy Moore


4. Autumn Reeser


5. Kristen Bell

1. keira knightley
2. kate beckinsale
3. eva green
4. milla jovovich
5. angelina jolie

#1 - Zooey Deschanel -Oh my god do I love her

Maggie Gyllenhaal - she is tall like me and I so pretty, I love her
Ludivine Sagnier - she is French and is so much sex
Eva Green - even more French sex, gorgeous
Drew Barrymore - so cute

honorable mentions going to Kate Winslet, Katherine Moenig, Natasha Lyonne, and Catherine Keener

I know I'm a little late in the game, but I'd like to put in my lesbian input.

1. Johnny Depp- I don't know what it is. He's so weirdly attractive. His Willy Wonka look was hot. But that's probably just me.
2.Stephen Colbert-Long running joke. "I thought I was gay, until I watched the Colbert Report. I now have a shrine of his godliness in my room."

3.Stephen Chow- I saw Kung Fu Hustle, and felt the sex radiating off him.

4.Jim Carrey- Say what you will about his style of humor, but he made me laugh like crazy.
5.Jim Halpert- Okay, technically he's a character, not a person, but I want him. And apparently I don't understand the definition of a hot male, as everyone laughed when I mentioned Halperts hotness.

*Dwight's a close sixth

That was actually pretty hard. I hadn't really thought of male celebrites that way.