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Only One

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Comment Diversions | Comments (205)



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I was watching “Seinfeld” the other night — it’s become a nightly routine at 11 p.m. — as it’s one of my all time favorite shows and no matter how many times I’ve seen any given episode I still laugh my ass off. And I don’t care how many times people tell me to watch “Parks and Rec” or “Community,” nothing will ever compare to Jerry, George, Elaine and that asshole-in-real-life, Kramer. Wait. Actually there is one that compares, but it’s a relative so I’m not even sure it counts as a separate entity: “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” So those would be two of my favorite television comedies, but that’s not why we’re here today. We’re also not here to discuss my favorite drama (“Six Feet Under”) or my favorite science fiction (I can’t pick! Don’t make me!). We’re here today for one reason and one reason only, to name the single greatest all-around television show in history. One. Don’t give me a list of your top five. Don’t give me your favorite. Give me the best and only the best — of all time, not just the last decade. Think about it a minute or five.

I’m going to go with “M.A.S.H.” Phenomenal cast, great writing, trod the line beautifully between dark comedy, medical drama and a realistic picture of wartime. With indelible characters like Hawkeye Pierce, Hot Lips Houlihan, Frank Burns, Radar, Klinger and one of my favorites, Colonel Potter, we were taken to a place few outside the reality could imagine or understand. We saw how humor and alcohol could become necessities in their own ways, how a stolen kiss from someone never seen again could get a soldier through the next month and how harrowing every single hour of a day in a war zone can be.

What say you, Pajibans? What’s the greatest single television show of all time?









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Comments

Breaking Bad.

Posted by: ramzib at January 28, 2011 5:07 PM

The Wire

Posted by: JH at January 28, 2011 5:08 PM

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

Posted by: The Mutt at January 28, 2011 5:09 PM

Oh sure, make it tough.

I'm going with "The Mary Tyler Moore Show." Funny without preachiness, sharply written characters, delving into both the believable and the unbelievable. And it's got the best series finale ever.

Posted by: nat at January 28, 2011 5:09 PM

Look, I know it's only been on for a few years, but it's hard to beat that wacky Charlie Sheen and the rest of the cast in his life.

Posted by: Ian at January 28, 2011 5:10 PM

Carson's run on the Tonight Show

Posted by: D-Day at January 28, 2011 5:11 PM

Arrested Development

Posted by: Julie at January 28, 2011 5:11 PM

Mr Rogers Neighborhood

Posted by: Ms MoMo at January 28, 2011 5:12 PM

It's The Wire. I came to the party late, but I'm a full believer.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 28, 2011 5:12 PM

Arrested Development. Topical, quick as a whip, absent of nearly any heartwarming moment that wasn't delightfully perverted. It remains the only show that I was ever compelled to force on my friends in a lame attempt to boost viewership and I can't imagine any other show that would make me do the same.

Posted by: brdkelli at January 28, 2011 5:13 PM

The Andy Griffith Show

Posted by: sansho1 at January 28, 2011 5:13 PM

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Posted by: John W at January 28, 2011 5:14 PM

Another vote for The Wire.

Posted by: sars at January 28, 2011 5:14 PM

"Carson's run on the Tonight Show"

Ditto. Double fucking ditto. Double fucking ditto with a side of dittodip.

Posted by: Skitz at January 28, 2011 5:16 PM

I'm with you, Cindy. M*A*S*H

Posted by: fenchurch at January 28, 2011 5:17 PM

I refuse to pick one. Rome/Sopranos. Both good to the last drop.

Posted by: logar at January 28, 2011 5:19 PM

For me, it's Spaced, because it's British, quirky and it makes me laugh. Nuf' said. Oh.. and because I have a crush on Simon Pegg.

Posted by: catherine at January 28, 2011 5:20 PM

I Love Lucy.

What do I win for giving the right answer?

Posted by: Robert at January 28, 2011 5:23 PM

Black Books came to mind first.

Posted by: Kiddo at January 28, 2011 5:23 PM

Well I guess I'm in the right place because I immediately thought to myself "Should I choose Arrested Development or The Wire?"

I'm going with another vote for Arrested Development.

I'd have chosen Deadwood if it had a satisfying conclusion though.

Posted by: becks at January 28, 2011 5:24 PM

My heart wants to say Lost, but my head is saying Cosby Show.

Posted by: katy at January 28, 2011 5:24 PM

Wow... really hard to pick "the One". ("There can be only one.")

However, if we're going to go OF ALL TIME and pick something that actually has stood the test of time, I'm gonna have to cast my lot with "Carson on the Tonight Show".

Posted by: MM at January 28, 2011 5:27 PM

Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Mrs Smith at January 28, 2011 5:27 PM

Buffy.

Posted by: staceygarrett at January 28, 2011 5:29 PM

friday night lights

Posted by: the chaplain at January 28, 2011 5:30 PM

The Wire.

Posted by: Porkchop Express at January 28, 2011 5:30 PM

I can't make the "Best" designation overall. I need to at least break it into Drama and Comedy.

Drama: It's between The West Wing and Kings. Kings is, in my opinion, the best drama ever made. But TWW is a close second and, more importantly, it lasted six seasons longer.....I think I'm going to give the edge to The West Wing, simply because it's a feel-good inspirational drama, whereas Kings is much heavier and depressingly short. But it's a damn tough call.

Comedy: Fuck you. Fine. Gun to my head today, I'll say Arrested Development. But check back in two or three years, because Louie could very well overtake it.

Posted by: ChristianH at January 28, 2011 5:31 PM

I am shameless in my love for Freaks and Geeks, but I'm sort of hesistant to declare it as the best, because despite its near-perfection, there was only one season.

So yeah. Sesame Street.

Posted by: nosio at January 28, 2011 5:31 PM

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at January 28, 2011 5:32 PM

Veronica Mars.

Posted by: badkittyuno at January 28, 2011 5:33 PM

The Wire.

And it's not even fair. The Wire is on a whole different level.

Posted by: Yossarian at January 28, 2011 5:33 PM

Seasame Street. Hands down. For all it's done, so as long as it's been on. Mr. Hooper dying? Snuffy? Grover? MOTHERF'N Oscar!

If we're talking about adult primetime entertainment it's hard to do better than MASH.

Posted by: mrcreosote at January 28, 2011 5:35 PM

If I'm hungover on New Year's Day, The Twilight Zone (there is usually a marathon on that day).

Posted by: pissant at January 28, 2011 5:35 PM

Buffy. I'm re-watching the whole thing right now and given it a lot of thought and Buffy the Vampire Slayer is my favorite series of all time.

Posted by: TylerDFC at January 28, 2011 5:40 PM

Breaking Bad is the best.

Posted by: Rico at January 28, 2011 5:40 PM

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Posted by: Even Stevens at January 28, 2011 5:41 PM

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Posted by: superasente at January 28, 2011 5:41 PM

King if the Hill.

Posted by: Evan at January 28, 2011 5:42 PM

I really considered Peep Show and Arrested Development, because they're the most consistently funny tv I've ever seen. Also, I loved Deadwood, but can't get behind it because of the ending. And personally, I love Party Down and Firefly, but I can't say that they're in that elite category. So I have to vote for the Wire. And frankly, I don't think it's even particularly close.

Posted by: jmag at January 28, 2011 5:42 PM

*King of the Hill, what I meant of course.

Posted by: Evan at January 28, 2011 5:43 PM

I'm with mrcreosote - Sesame Street. By far the most influential program, both over time and on a one-on-one basis with its viewers.

Posted by: Edith at January 28, 2011 5:43 PM

SIMPSONS! Which I love as much as The Wire.

Posted by: sars at January 28, 2011 5:45 PM

The X-Files

Posted by: Scully at January 28, 2011 5:47 PM

The Wire.

The Sopranos comes close, but the last few seasons could have been better. Same with Season 3 of Arrested Development.

Posted by: Riles at January 28, 2011 5:49 PM

Trailer Park Boys. Stupidity has never been so endearing. Plus it's Canadian!

Posted by: Blank at January 28, 2011 5:50 PM

Thank you sars. I was begining to worry about people on here. Let's throw in Family guy while we're at it!

Posted by: Jamey at January 28, 2011 5:52 PM

The Simpsons

Posted by: Sad Rockstar at January 28, 2011 5:54 PM

The Wire. No doubt in my mind. However much I've loved the shit out of a lot of shows, it's really hard for me to believe that anyone who has seen The Wire could possible vote for another show.

Honestly, there are other shows I want to vote for, but I can't do it with a clear conscience.

Posted by: Daventhal at January 28, 2011 5:57 PM

Really? This is the problem with favorites or lists. Too many people have a narrow frame of reference. Or a narrow cultural repertoire.

M*A*S*H. I totally agree that you kinda had to see it fresh, but it's still one of the most amazing shows ever made. It had the social, political and moral dramedy written right into the premise and the cast and writers didn't pull punches.

Posted by: Protoguy at January 28, 2011 5:59 PM

See, this is hard because of shows that started out amazing and wound up totally crap...but I'm going with Scrubs, if only for the first few seasons, which would have you laughing your ass off til it punched you in the stomach.

Posted by: Redfeather at January 28, 2011 5:59 PM

I instantly would have said The Simpsons ten years ago, and I would have no problems placing it in front of The Wire based on what it had achieved at that time, but its legacy and overall quality have been too diluted by lackluster episodes.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 28, 2011 6:00 PM

Gut answer: Friday Night Lights.

Posted by: grace b at January 28, 2011 6:17 PM

If we're going with consistency in greatness, I have to say The Wire. That show was excellent from beginning to end.

To those who are giving their pick to Buffy, The X Files and The Simpsons, I can't say I don't sympathize, because when those shows were good, they were fantastic.

And of course, I like to wistfully contemplate "What might have been..." for Firefly.

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at January 28, 2011 6:25 PM

Arrested Development, hands down.

Posted by: whatBENwatches at January 28, 2011 6:25 PM

Deadwood.

Posted by: trippdup at January 28, 2011 6:29 PM

West Wing. Hands down. Not for the politics, either. Great writing and perfect casting.

Posted by: bigfrigginhead at January 28, 2011 6:32 PM

Sesame Street, right up until Elmo took over the whole joint.

Posted by: neurotica at January 28, 2011 6:37 PM

Family Guy? Let's throw Jamey outta here!

Yeah, 10 years ago I would have said The Simpsons without even a second thought, much less more than a second to consider. Now, though, no. And that saddens me more than I can say. But the entire length of the show must be considered, and the town of Springfield just can't live up to itself anymore.

So... gun to my head... I want to say Lost... but I'm a go with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'd like to say Arrested Development but at the moment I think I like Community more, and I wouldn't put that in the top spot. Yet. And while I like Johnny, I always liked Letterman more.

There is no right answer, Robert, but I Love Lucy would probably win for most influential, and having the strongest legacy. Though, I do see where The Mutt is coming from: TDS may just end up being one of the most important TV shows of all time.

Apparently, I need to watch The Wire.

Posted by: RobP at January 28, 2011 6:49 PM

Friends. Every episode always had the power to make me happy, no matter what.

Posted by: Dj at January 28, 2011 6:49 PM

I've got to go with MASH too. There's never been another one like it.

Posted by: Jadine at January 28, 2011 6:55 PM

Now I feel even worse about still not having seen The Wire.
As much as I love M*A*S*H* and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I have to cast my vote for Breaking Bad.

Posted by: Uda at January 28, 2011 6:55 PM

Oh, I just remembered All in the Family.

Posted by: Jadine at January 28, 2011 6:56 PM

The Twilight Zone . Even 50 years later it still holds up and is better than 85% of TV today.

Archer isn't bad either.

Posted by: Parker Jammstein at January 28, 2011 7:01 PM

The Muppet Show.

Yes, I had to think about that. What show would I happily watch over and over and over again, could watch with anybody else in the room, and still enjoy no matter how many times I've seen it before?

That's the one.

MASH had bad, preachy seasons. Seinfeld has aged badly IMO. The Wire is worth the hard work, but more than once? Probably not. Too many others simply stayed on the air too long (Scrubs, Cheers, Friends, The Office), others not long enough (Deadwood, Firefly, Veronica Mars, Freaks and Geeks).

So I'm going with Kermit & Company for the win.

Posted by: Wednesday at January 28, 2011 7:02 PM

I'm in the very slow process of watching every single episode of the original Twilight Zone. I've seen several of them over the years, but I thought it was time that I put the whole thing to my viewing credit. It's hit or miss, but I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up number one once I'm done, if for nothing else than its influence over the many stories told since that this genre nerd loves.

The Muppet Show is a fine answer as well.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 28, 2011 7:10 PM

Friday Night Lights. Remarkable in its ability to not only make me invest in the characters, but to replace like half the cast and then make me care about the new folks.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at January 28, 2011 7:16 PM

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Posted by: Parker at January 28, 2011 7:22 PM

I hadn't seen an episode of M*A*S*H in years when I caught one in a hotel room a month ago. It was late in the run, with Winchester but no Radar.

It was just awful. Truly stupid and obvious and schmaltzy and preachy and not funny at all, though the characters kept saying things that THEY obviously thought were funny.

And the laugh track! Dear gawd! It's the most horrible thing I've ever heard. What's worse is that you can recognize it from other, much older sitcoms. That kookely-googely sound will haunt my dreams.

Posted by: The Mutt at January 28, 2011 7:27 PM

Police Squad!

So much better than the Naked Gun movies.

Posted by: Diablo at January 28, 2011 7:30 PM

RobP, I know there's no right answer. I just knew that someone had to represent for the show that mastered the three-camera format, provided America with it's first interracial marriage and minority leading character, first pregnancy/birth on camera, and first female comedic lead anchoring a show. That's not even accounting for some of the most inventive costumes, props, and set dressing that have ever appeared on television. And the wonderful music and dance numbers and physical comedy and supporting cast and slew of pitch-perfect guest stars.

It's a tough crowd around here and I knew that many would choose The Wire or Arrested Development. Someone needs to hold down the fort for the black and white three-camera comedy.

Posted by: Robert at January 28, 2011 7:32 PM

I gotta say Cheers, (which would probably make my top 5)

Posted by: JuiceinLA at January 28, 2011 7:33 PM

Seinfeld

Posted by: Rul at January 28, 2011 7:34 PM

Seasons 3-9 of The Simpsons top anything ever made. If we're talking about consistency from beginning of a series until the end, I'd agree with those saying The Wire or Arrested Development.

Posted by: Abe Froman at January 28, 2011 7:39 PM

For me it would have to be either The Office (UK) or Fawlty Towers. There's not a single episode of either that isn't a classic.

Posted by: KateMC at January 28, 2011 7:39 PM

KateMC, Fawlty Towers was my second choice, and one of the reasons I chose Monty Python was that it made Fawlty Towers possible. Each Fawlty Towers episode was a perfect, intricately crafted gem.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at January 28, 2011 7:45 PM

Summer Heights High

Posted by: jasper at January 28, 2011 7:48 PM

Quantum Leap. Don't judge me.

Posted by: Ryan at January 28, 2011 7:51 PM

Clone High.

Posted by: Lucas at January 28, 2011 7:54 PM

Two and a Half Men......

just fucking with ya'll, it's The Wire.

Posted by: JGSOLID at January 28, 2011 7:55 PM

Star Trek: The Next Generation

It was so much a part of my childhood and the lessons in some of the episodes had a great influence on my impressionable young mind.

Posted by: stardust at January 28, 2011 7:56 PM

...but Sanford and Son is up there too.

Posted by: JGSOLID at January 28, 2011 7:56 PM

Oh my God, Lucas. I thought I was the only one left who remembered Clone High.

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at January 28, 2011 7:59 PM

Pee-wee's Playhouse

Posted by: mswas at January 28, 2011 7:59 PM

Muppet Show - I bought the DVDs to share with my children, and they love it too. Sesame Street would be a close second, with Mr. Dressup or original Electric Company as honourable mentions. The Muppet Show wasn't truly a kids show, but I see that is the direction I am going.

Posted by: llp at January 28, 2011 8:00 PM

For the record, the laugh track was forced by CBS. The people making the show didn't want it.

Posted by: Cindy at January 28, 2011 8:04 PM

The Wire.

Posted by: awesomeO9000 at January 28, 2011 8:07 PM

Blackadder
With Deadwood a close second.

Posted by: AlwaysConfused at January 28, 2011 8:10 PM

Farscape.

There, I said it. Judge me as you wish.

Posted by: wealhtheow at January 28, 2011 8:14 PM

Johnny fuckin’ Carson!

Carson was old school, Capo di Tutti Capi, Don. And with his consigliere McMahon by his side Carson for decades ruled late night with an iron fist.

Posted by: Pookie at January 28, 2011 8:16 PM

Starved.

Very short lived dark comedy about people with eating disorders. Having just a touch of the bulimia, I loved it.

Or

Are you being served?

Because I loved the talk about Mrs Slocumbs' pussy.

Posted by: Maria at January 28, 2011 8:20 PM

Nothing is more sexy than a woman saying the word pussy.


Say it like you mean it, Maria.

Posted by: Pookie at January 28, 2011 8:30 PM

The Twilight Zone

Serling did over-rely on the O'Henry twist, especially towards the end of the run, but I can't think of any show that's given so many memorable stand-alone episodes over its run. Where do you possibly begin in picking a favorite episode with that show? Just to name three "Its a Good Life", the Tina episode and that episode involving a voodoo curse and a walk though Central Park at midnight still give me chills decades later, and again, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: Irving Washington at January 28, 2011 8:37 PM

PUSSY!

Posted by: Maria at January 28, 2011 8:37 PM

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Hands Down, didn't even have to think about it. Plus, it had one of the best opening theme songs of all time. OF ALL TIME!

(sorry, he keeps making me touch him. send help!)

Posted by: Nobody's Little Weasel at January 28, 2011 8:37 PM

The Wire! Nothing comes close. I haven't watched it in two years and think about it every day.

Posted by: eden at January 28, 2011 8:39 PM

The Wire.

Posted by: ForbiddenDonut at January 28, 2011 8:40 PM

mmmmmmmmmmm

You are so naughty!

I want you to make me do dirty things, Maria.

Posted by: Pookie at January 28, 2011 8:41 PM

M*A*S*H*

It was sitcom funny but also has made me cry so hard that I could barely breathe. Henry's leaving and Hawkeye cracking up and Winchester's band, Potter and his horse.
It was an amazing show.

Posted by: king at January 28, 2011 8:42 PM

"dirty things" can mean different things to different people...perhaps on another comment diversion we can discuss exactly what you mean by dirty. Your dirty could be my filthy. But both can be enjoyable.

Posted by: Maria at January 28, 2011 8:46 PM

My gut reaction is to say The West Wing, and since it's one of the few shows I can watch over and over and over for (YES REALLY) the entire duration of its life, I'm going to pick it.

Carson is great, yes. MASH is great, yes. But I'm not qualified to talk about the greatest of all time to everyone on Earth. Just for me.

West Wing it is.

Posted by: Sara H at January 28, 2011 8:55 PM

I’m nothing more than a canvass, a canvass for you to project all of your energy on. My pleasure comes from you freeing yourself of tradition. I am the vehicle for you to use on your journey to seek out your true nature.

Posted by: Pookie at January 28, 2011 8:59 PM

In your pants.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at January 28, 2011 9:03 PM

Check the handle: of course it's M*A*S*H. First 2-4 seasons. Especially the first season. That was when it was closest to the book and the movie.

West Wing (also the early years) is a close second.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at January 28, 2011 9:06 PM

In your pants.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at January 28, 2011 9:03 PM


Do you see what I’m up against Maria? This guy is a destroyer and not a builder. His soul is dark and his chosen path is ever downward to a bottomless pit. He feeds off of the rotted corpse of despair, he is forever hungry for light.


Posted by: Pookie at January 28, 2011 9:11 PM

I'm merely dreaming of a better place.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at January 28, 2011 9:15 PM

So far I count the most votes 'Wire' at ten. My all-time fave show was 'Mary Tyler Moore', but the first 5 years of 'Andy Griffith' come in really close behind.
My happiest surprise was counting Carson's 'Tonight Show' as second with tasteful voters like D-Day,Skitt, MM, Pookie, fine people with excellent memory and good taste. (a couple of 'Simpsons' and 'MASH' seasons were season-selected)
Love the shout-outs to 'Rome'/'Sopranos',Python's Flying Circus.
However, Diablo gets the unimpeachable prize for 'Police Squad!' - six beautiful, purely unique episodes jam-packed with so much comedic genius (all on ONE DVD!!), horribly under-promoted and neglected when ABC first ran it.
The true beauty of it is, the entire collection of shows pulled out so many 'Airplane'-and 'Top Secret!'- class gems that it most likely would have burned itself out had it been given more than an entire season. But who knows?

Posted by: Bill (Formerly Bill) at January 28, 2011 9:16 PM

Dexter.

Posted by: Lake at January 28, 2011 9:17 PM

'Your Show of Shows'
starring Sid Caesar & Imogene Coca with Carl Reiner, Howard Morris & Nanette Fabray (among others).
written by Reiner, Mel Brooks & Neil Simon (among others).
performed live.
greatest show ever...

Posted by: theFatman at January 28, 2011 9:23 PM

Pookie - TheOtherGreg may indeed have a dark soul, but what if I am one of those Twitard type of women that seeks out emotionally damaged men to brood over?

Posted by: Maria at January 28, 2011 9:24 PM

The Wire. As someone wrote earlier--it's just on a whole other level.

Posted by: Muteki at January 28, 2011 9:27 PM

Oh, I'm emotionally damaged.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at January 28, 2011 9:28 PM

Bill: Police Squad! was brilliant, no questions asked. But like "The Prisoner", which I almost picked, I consider picking a show that didn't even last one season to be cheating. The biggest problems with a television show are 1) consistency and 2) the slow slide towards mediocrity at the end of its run. A show that only lasted six episodes (or 17, in the case of the Prisoner) and were likely completely mapped out before the first episode was taped never faced that challenge.

Posted by: Irving Washington at January 28, 2011 9:29 PM

So many great shows being mentioned that I'm having a nostalgiagasm and wearing out the youtube.

I'd never call it the greatest or the best, but the show that looms largest in my mythology is Jonny Quest. I saw it when I was six years old and I think it has colored my entertainment tastes ever since.

THE greatest TV show theme song ever! Suck it, Twilight Zone!

Posted by: The Mutt at January 28, 2011 9:34 PM

A show that only lasted six episodes (or 17, in the case of the Prisoner) and were likely completely mapped out before the first episode was taped never faced that challenge.

I agree, these types of shows are more like a mini series, but there is still an art and craft to them. The recently canceled Terriers is a great example.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at January 28, 2011 9:34 PM

Maria there is dark, and then there is desolate. I have what you seek.

Posted by: Pookie at January 28, 2011 9:40 PM

Maria, Pookie is right. There is nothing I can do for you.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at January 28, 2011 9:45 PM

I feel like these threads are an elaborate excuse to ridicule people for not watching The Wire.

P.S. I know if my fiancee were here, she'd say Northern Exposure.

Which is yet another reason I'm glad she's not here.

Posted by: ChristianH at January 28, 2011 10:00 PM

It's The West Wing.

I love the heck out of The Wire, but on a down day it would just tear me to bits. The West Wing is good for all moods.

Posted by: SCannakate at January 28, 2011 10:11 PM

I've yet to watch an episode of The Wire or Mad Men. I'm saving them for a rainy day.

It's nice to see Carson getting so much love, because it means I'm not the only geezer up in here. Every late night talk show on the air today is the Monkees to Carson's Beatles.

My favorite guest on Carson's Tonight Show was Burt Reynolds, followed by Don Rickles (the closest thing to the kind of "loose cannon" performers we see today) and George Gobel, who was always sublime.

Posted by: The Mutt at January 28, 2011 10:17 PM

You got me there, Irving Washington, 'Police Squad!' really doesn't fit the definition. So let me try again:

I want to pick the 1st 5 seasons of 'Andy Griffith'- like Edith leaving 'All In The Family', it just got more pathetic when Don Knotts left and color and Howard Sprague arrived;

'The Wire' was the single most riveting, consistently entertaining and crucial series for me, and watching it exclusively on DVD made it that much better to anticipate (Oh, the weekend viewing 'orgies' I'd have with THREE NetFlix DVD's at once to indulge in); however, one must recognize 'Homicide: Life on the Street' as a direct influence for 'Wire', and it's entire run was brilliant, being hampered only in broadcast network restrictions. So I toss in the 'non-ground-breaking' card on that one.

And 'MASH' had some very uneven episodes and indeed became more preachy near the end - plus it focused on a specific war from decades before in a specific span of time, not to mention that their 'Mobile Unit' and O/R looked a little too clean, the sets looked more fake in the last seasons, not to mention entirely too Alda-focused, and Hawkeye's hairstyle throught the entire run was about 2 inches longer than most of the men his age in the 50's, military or not.

So, having considered the combo of the above criteria, I have to go with 'Mary Tyler Moore': it just got better and better, from the original cast to every single addition that came after, and it was the best-written and increasingly hilarious show through each season up to the very last.

So okay, NOW I've defined the BEST single show on television, we can indeed put this to rest, glad I could help.

Posted by: Bill at January 28, 2011 10:18 PM

Bill: MASH was about Vietnam, they just couldn't say that explicitly.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at January 28, 2011 10:27 PM

Pushing Daisies.

It was killed off much too soon. *sigh*

Posted by: Kelly at January 28, 2011 10:28 PM

The Andy Griffith Show is the perfect example of the Only in Black and White Rule.

Posted by: The Mutt at January 28, 2011 10:29 PM

I'm with the FNL crowd.

Posted by: Sara at January 28, 2011 10:36 PM

The Wire. Everything else pales in comparison.

Breaking Bad is currently giving it a run for it's money though, we'll have to see how that pans out in the summer.

In terms of comedy and sheer-rewatchability, I'm surprised no one has mentioned Frasier. Seen every episode at least 4 times and yet I never fail to watch it when I see it on TV, or fail to laugh my ass off!

Posted by: hh at January 28, 2011 10:36 PM

It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia

Posted by: scott at January 28, 2011 10:39 PM

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I almost voted for Veronica Mars, but it has yet to stand the test of time for me since I just saw the entire series for the first time a few months ago.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at January 28, 2011 10:53 PM

If you didn't answer The Larry Sanders Show you're wrong.

Posted by: icecreammang at January 28, 2011 10:54 PM

The Twilight Zone. Granted, there were a number of bad episodes. But there are simply too many that are great and more importantly, original. There has never been another television show that took so many chances and had such a perfect host.

Posted by: Zeff at January 28, 2011 11:00 PM

Listen Mutt, you don’t come here looking down your nose on fuckin’ Rickles. Rickers made his bones and he paid his dues. These goddamn comedians today got it easy, with their fancy cars and their twitters, and their HBO concerts. Rickles had to travel by grayhound, sleep in some rat infested motel and iron his own clothes. Comedians today man, in their skinny jeans and plaid shirts, all about the dollars man all about the dollars.

Posted by: Pookie at January 28, 2011 11:02 PM

For those of you who love MASH and The West Wing, may I offer up Sports Night? I go through the whole series in a marathon several times a year when my husband is out of town. Great comedy and drama, wonderful cast, fantastic acting and it didn't overstay its welcome.

But my favorite series ever? I'm going to go with Avatar: The Last Airbender. It's part of the glue in the bond between me and my 12 year old. Anime nods in the visuals but pure irreverent Western-style cartooning in the dialogue and plot. We laugh, we cry, we never get tired of it.

Of course, my daughter would currently have to throw in her vote for Dr Who. Cheeky thing.

Posted by: Young_Grandma_Ben at January 28, 2011 11:10 PM

Greg, I understand your allegory, but Hawkeye still had a Beatles haircut ten years before the group existed, and he bleated his righteous indignation about MacArthur and Eisenhower, not Johnson & Nixon.

'The Wonder Years' did a much better job of accurately addressing how we reacted to the Vietnam war as a nation, and as such is more representative of a 'time capsule' of our 20th-century history that we can relate to in a way the majority of us couldn't with MASH.

So now I want to add 'The Wonder Years', but if there were a separate list of single-season shows, I'd go with 'Spartacus: Blood and Sand' (originally conceived as a one-season 'miniseries'-type thing), so there's no accounting for my taste, really.

Posted by: Bill at January 28, 2011 11:17 PM

The Cosby Show.

Posted by: Figgy at January 28, 2011 11:17 PM

(Personal favorite is "Friends")

Posted by: Figgy at January 28, 2011 11:18 PM

Everwood.

Posted by: TWoP_Fan at January 28, 2011 11:18 PM

Daria.

Posted by: Dingles at January 28, 2011 11:40 PM

M*A*S*H!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at January 28, 2011 11:44 PM

Well fuck, it's clear I can't put off watching The Wire anymore. Dexter, you're on hold until further notice.

Posted by: heatseeker at January 28, 2011 11:46 PM

I'm going to say Lost. I know that's wrong but it's my answer. Judging by the comments I reeeally need to watch The Wire.

Posted by: Mental Case at January 28, 2011 11:56 PM

Of course it's Six Feet Under


So where's my prize?

Posted by: OldSchool60 at January 29, 2011 12:00 AM

I am currently in marathon mode with the UK version of Shameless and it's the best TV show I've seen. It's brilliantly written, funny as hell, touching in the right moments, smart, and they somehow manage to make the drunken and self absorbed "Frank" endearing and more than a one dimensional asshole.

It's on it's 8th season and each season is better than the next. Totally worth the investment of time.
Showtime is not doing very well at translating the quirkiness and depth of each character that the UK managed to perfect.
It's alright, but the original is just so special...


Posted by: snowball at January 29, 2011 12:09 AM

"My Mother The ..." Carson.

Heh, just fuckin' wit ya. Johnny was king.

Kinda surprised not to see any love for "All In The Family," but then the demographic here doesn't exactly skew my age either. Appreciate the nods to "The Twilight Zone," but there were just too many shitty episodes.

Posted by: , at January 29, 2011 12:46 AM

The Simpsons.

Posted by: Snrub at January 29, 2011 12:46 AM

Seinfeld

Posted by: Larold at January 29, 2011 1:10 AM

I'll also go with The Twilight Zone. So much of what we consider standard and cliche spawned from there.

Posted by: Fredo at January 29, 2011 1:27 AM

A Bit of Fry and Laurie.
Behold... BERWHALE THE AVENGER! Weapon of the Chosen One!

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at January 29, 2011 1:35 AM

The Wire, without a shadow of a doubt. Nothing else even comes close.

Posted by: Bumwee McGee at January 29, 2011 4:35 AM

I choose Deadwood. I know it didn't have an official ending...but endings are overrated. The journey is what counts. And man, what a journey.

Plus: Ian McShane.

Posted by: strife at January 29, 2011 5:03 AM

Don't make me choose between The Wire and The West Wing.

Posted by: Zirze at January 29, 2011 5:52 AM

The Simpsons.

Posted by: Snrub at January 29, 2011 12:46 AM

I think we could have guessed that one from your user name...

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 29, 2011 6:34 AM

Babylon Fucking Five.

Posted by: Man of Stool at January 29, 2011 6:58 AM

twin peaks

Posted by: splinter at January 29, 2011 7:11 AM

Twin Peaks!

Posted by: rhythmofvision at January 29, 2011 7:49 AM

Yep, hate to go geek out on this one, but with seven awesome seasons, Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Posted by: Benjamin Arthur at January 29, 2011 7:55 AM

Best of all time is Supernatural. Then Seinfeld. Then Larry Sanders. Then Buffy. Then Cheers. Rules are really just suggestions.

Posted by: Withnail at January 29, 2011 8:12 AM

My head says The Wire, but my heart days Deadwood.

Posted by: copaceticindeed at January 29, 2011 8:21 AM

I'll have to say "Seinfeld" for comedy...and a tie between "West Wing" and "The Wire" for drama. I also enjoyed "Life" a lot but they watered it down sometimes.

Posted by: bowman at January 29, 2011 8:24 AM

The Wire. It's not my favorite show -- that would be The X-Files (I think) -- but if we're talking "best," there is no competition.

Posted by: Todd at January 29, 2011 8:33 AM

The Simpsons.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at January 29, 2011 8:57 AM

Lost.

i know that's not the "right" answer, but then again, i see the whole series through a different lense than most (and not just the stoner lense--though if you think about it, that whole series was just one long stoner movie).

great challenge, but would have been more fun with a top 5...where Dexter could have said 'hello.'

Posted by: maxpurr9 at January 29, 2011 9:51 AM

Friends. I mean come on.

Posted by: schmerpes at January 29, 2011 9:54 AM

You'll all laugh at me but I just love That 70's Show. When my husband asks "why are you watching that AGAIN" I say "because I love hangin out with them in the basement"

It brought to life a particular time, high school in the 70's when life was a lot simpler. No computers, no cells, no AIDS, no video games, just kids hanging around getting high and talking to each other. Great characters, funny writing.... S 1-6 was classic. S7 went downhill and S8, DON'T GET ME STARTED!!! WHYYYY???

All time greatest show? No, just for me. But I gotta go with Seinfeld. Funniest show ever. No hugging, no learning.

Posted by: jan at January 29, 2011 10:25 AM

Sharp,Hilariously funny, a touch of melodrama, a tad dated but I STILL watch religiously.....

The Golden Girls...Suck it!!

(With Designing Women, Wings, and Frasier in the mix.)

Posted by: NGG at January 29, 2011 10:32 AM

Buffy. Buffy Buffy Buffy. Buffy Buffy? Buffy.

P.S. Buffy; Buffy.

Posted by: Inara's Training Partner at January 29, 2011 10:39 AM

Soap

Posted by: rabbi at January 29, 2011 10:52 AM

I have a question for anyone and everyone whose answer is The Wire. Did you also watch Homicide: Life on the Street?

Posted by: Cindy at January 29, 2011 10:58 AM

Homicide: Life On The Street

Melissa Leo, the crew from The Wire, Andre Braugher, Ned Beatty, Kyle Secor, Yaphet Kotto, Clark Johnson, Max Perlich, Michelle Forbes, Giancarlo Esposito

Never got the audience it should have.

Posted by: Shonda at January 29, 2011 11:04 AM

I forgot Richard Belzer aka John Munch.

Posted by: Shonda at January 29, 2011 11:05 AM

The Wire.

Posted by: Armando at January 29, 2011 11:17 AM

Shooting Stars. Like the Gong Show, but British and completely inane.

Posted by: brite at January 29, 2011 11:23 AM

The Kids in the Hall

Game over.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2011 11:43 AM

Sorry, kids: I Love Lucy!

Posted by: Thunderbird6 at January 29, 2011 11:49 AM

Cracker.
The second series episode arc is as good as TV gets.

Posted by: clocker at January 29, 2011 12:03 PM

Shonda,

You're right, "Homicide" was excellent, and was probably the best show on TV in its time. But there are a lot of really good ensemble dramadies for which could probably say the same thing and they've all been shut out here:

"Hill Street Blues"
"L.A. Law"
"St. Elsewhere"
Hell, maybe even "House"

Posted by: , at January 29, 2011 12:11 PM

If I'm picking just one it's

Cheers

I can just keep revisiting that show over and over. It never got stale, serious or sentimental. It had a top notch cast and brilliant writers.

Posted by: Simon at January 29, 2011 1:08 PM

Fuck, as much as I love Buffy, I'm going to have to agree with you about M*A*S*H.

Instead of buying a new dishwasher, my Dad dropped the 200 or so bucks for the entire show.

...we still don't have a dishwasher, and that was over a year ago.

Posted by: Candee at January 29, 2011 1:13 PM

Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Posted by: Eve at January 29, 2011 2:29 PM

The Wonder Years.

Posted by: Mattfactor at January 29, 2011 2:40 PM

Scrubs. Not counting season 9. Which didn't exist.

Posted by: Sexy at January 29, 2011 3:36 PM

Being too young to even see "Carson on the Tonight Show" (I was 8 when his run ended), I can't comment on that. But for a sheer massive undertaking in terms of bringing a city alive, and weaving multiple storylines together, I have to say The Wire. It had humor, drama, politics, and it was ambitious and made that work. No other show, that I've personally seen, has given such a good glimpse into the reasons why our systems fail us, no matter where we fall on the political spectrum.

Posted by: e at January 29, 2011 4:39 PM

I also love Scrubs, but feel I had to go for the heftier overall show.

Posted by: e at January 29, 2011 4:42 PM

Someone needs to hold down the fort for the black and white three-camera comedy.

Robert January 28, 2011 7:32 PM

Robert makes an excellent case for 'I Love Lucy', especially in the context of "greatest single television show" of all time, for all the reasons he states plus the fact that it was the first big 'event' sitcom that drew record numbers of weekly viewers, and really set the standard that's still being used today.

BUT, If we're limited to using the term greatest, rather than best or favorite or even most popular of all time, then there simply isn't one single answer. How does one justify placing a half-hour comedy show above an hour-long drama, or a variety show over a news or documentary program? Hell, even The Mutt could do far worse than choosing 'Jonny Quest', which was at least dependably consistent, like 'Gunsmoke' or 'Marcus Welby, MD' (see? another factor to consider)

Posted by: Bill at January 29, 2011 4:59 PM

The Office.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at January 29, 2011 5:25 PM

30 rock.

Posted by: glittergirl at January 29, 2011 7:20 PM

Haven't seen FNL, Breaking Bad or The Wire. Better get on that then

M*A*S*H* is great but haven't seen enough to make an informed decision

Lost, Buffy and West Wing are personal faves but too uneven to be best (TWW without Aaron Sorkin is just not the same)

The Muppet Show and Pushing Daisies make me all warm and gooey inside.

Arrested Development if there's a minimum number of eps needed. if not...


Firefly

Posted by: squishy at January 29, 2011 7:27 PM

Johnny Carson did introduce us to many of our favorite comics, singers, and other artists, but before him there was The Ed Sullivan show. Ed was a total square, but where else could you see The Beatles followed by a circus act followed by Don Rickles? His show was a Sunday night staple for decades, and many of us older "get-the-hell-off-my-lawn"s grew up with it.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 29, 2011 9:59 PM

Scrubs

Posted by: Matt at January 29, 2011 10:29 PM

MASH got so self- righteous, the last few seasons are barely watchable. Does Masterpiece Theater count as a series?

Posted by: funtime42 at January 29, 2011 11:34 PM

It was short but sweet: Firefly.

Posted by: Wilz at January 30, 2011 4:32 AM

What a cruel, cruel question.

I never saw MASH. I barely remember Buffy, watched it in my tweeny years, and keep putting off seeing the whole thing start to finish.

Sigh, I'd have to be completely unoriginal and go with The Wire.

No, Veronica Mars.

No wait. Yes okay. No.

Posted by: gemmazemma at January 30, 2011 8:17 AM

My head says The Wire, my heart says Buffy and I'm good with that.

Posted by: Abby at January 30, 2011 12:19 PM

Clearly I'm not the only one here having a major conflict between The West Wing and The Wire. The first 4 seasons of TWW were complete brilliance, but man oh man The Wire really is on its own level, so I think I have to go with the Wire.

Posted by: sooeee at January 31, 2011 2:55 AM

Father Ted bitches

Posted by: Colombo at January 31, 2011 3:43 AM

Buffy. I mean, she saved the world. A lot.

Posted by: AbbyNormal at January 31, 2011 4:06 AM

Fuck you and your restrictions; you can’t conflate comedy and drama.

Drama: The Wire.

Comedy: The Simpsons seasons 4,5,6.

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 31, 2011 5:08 AM

The Wire, without a doubt..

Posted by: Edgar at January 31, 2011 8:22 AM

Night Court or Jeopardy.

How come no one has mentioned Jeopardy yet?

Posted by: Some Guy at January 31, 2011 9:46 AM

What about Married with Children?

Posted by: Gamal at January 31, 2011 10:13 AM

How come no one has mentioned Jeopardy yet?

Posted by: Some Guy at January 31, 2011 9:46 AM
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I gave it serious thought. It was my No. 2, but we weren't allowed to make a list.

Posted by: , at January 31, 2011 11:03 AM

The Wonder Years. God I miss that show.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at January 31, 2011 2:47 PM

NCIS (hits you on the back of the head)

Posted by: James S at January 31, 2011 6:05 PM

Lost, Veronica Mars, Friday Night Lights....Lost kinda lost steam at the end. I didn't have problems with the finale like others, but I can't say it blew my mind like I wanted. Veronica Mars' third season completely disappointed me (while still being 120% better than anything else on television at the time).

Friday Night Lights never disappoints. I don't worry about the finale in two weeks, it's going to be sweet and emotional and heartbreaking and uplifting at the same time.

Posted by: Austin at January 31, 2011 11:37 PM

Welllll, CINDY,

Since YOU were the one who carelessly posted a diversion that's so far received over 200 responses and ripped at the very seams of the Pajiba fabric with contrary, circular and lukewarm discourse that threatens the very core or our existence, ALL DUE to your opaque, enigmatic, "greatest-single-television-show" term so unique in its ignorance and short-sightedness when you're posing it as merely a throwaway question, to people like us, who take this kind of shit LITERALLY while you go on about your business of puking out your next "diversion" column that may provoke us heretofore loyal Pajiba readers even more than you already have!!

You owe it to each and every one of us, Cindy, to explain yourself and your apparent inability to make your comment diversions SPECIFIC, you riot-inducing whore!
Don't you see the HELL you've put us through??

Posted by: Disgusted at February 1, 2011 12:56 AM

SCTV

Posted by: causaubon at February 1, 2011 3:10 AM

Six Feet Under. I will never get over watching the series finale--what a masterpiece to cap off a soul shattering show.

Posted by: Bluth Bananas at February 1, 2011 9:49 AM