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A New Year’s Tribute to the Pajiba Comment Section / Dustin Rowles

Comment Diversions | January 1, 2008 | Comments (194)


I think the day that Pajiba turned the corner, from obscure movie review hobby site to relatively obscure pop-culture site with some goddamn personality, was the day that we switched on comments. At the time, it was a fairly difficult decision — most other movie review sites had not done it, and I was terrified we were going to realize the reason why: Either the commenters would tear us to pieces, or worse, they’d never materialize and we’d feel like the jackasses who invited the entire class to his birthday party only to end up alone with three kegs of PBR and a five-gallon cooler of vodka and Kool Aid. But, miraculously, you folks came. And a lot of you brought your own drinks: Scotch, Whiskey, a lot of international beer, and some of you bastards even brought roofies. And now, Pajiba is one of the most commented upon sites in the webosphere — there’s not another place, I’d argue, that you’ll find as many well thought out, intelligent, thoughtful, and amusing comments. Look around — where else, besides blogs devoted to politics, will you find 30 - 200 comments per posts from commenters who have more to say than, “First!” and “Sweet! I’d tap that”? Since May of 2006, when we rebuilt the site from scratch after the Department of Homeland Security seized our old site, we’ve received nearly 60,000 comments. It’s amazing; it’s probably the single thing that I’m most proud of about Pajiba: The intelligent, hilarious community that it has attracted. A lot of folks, in fact, have suggested that they come for the reviews, but stay for the commenters, and I’m not in the least ashamed of that.

We’ve been mentioned in quite a few major publications by now, but one of the nicest plaudits that I think we’ve ever received was from Rich, over at FourFour, who — when asked what blogs he recommends at the Rock Critics Music Symposium — wrote of our site: “They do provide lengthy, intelligently written film and TV criticism. What’s most amazing is the devotion of their readers: people responding not to flashy images or quick, thoughtless sound bites, but actual text. With our attention spans getting progressively shorter, Pajiba’s devotees are truly hope for the future.” It was a warm fuzzy moment for me, and Rich was right — after all, what other site has a drinking game devoted to its comment section?

Sure, over the last couple of years, you folks have scared a few reviewers away and nearly chased away some others; we’ve had our fair share of squabbles; and you’ve deflated my ego more than … well, damn near every day. Sometimes, it’s felt like a love/hate relationship, and on other days, I want to find some of you and bust a knuckle in your ass (there is nothing more disheartening than to spend half a day on a review and then, 30 seconds after its [sic] posted, to be scolded for a typo or a grammatical mistake).

But, on most days, you folks have made writing for this site not only worthwhile, but a goddamn pleasure. We’ve gotten to know some of you over the years — both from the comments section and from private emails — and a few of our reviewers come from those ranks (Ranylt, Stacey, Socalledcousins, and Vermillion) and I, for one, often stick around just to see what a certain commenter is going to say — if one of us doesn’t meet the scathing and bitchy quota, a commenter or 15 always will. We don’t tailor our reviews to our commenters, obviously, but don’t think that, occasionally, I don’t write something and think, “Hmmm. Well, I know how a certain commenter is going to respond to that.” We’ve also learned an immense amount from you all, about movies, TV, music, and books, pop culture, and liquor. I hope it’s been a mutually beneficial relationship.

At any rate, in the new year, I’m going to explore and experiment with new ways to get the commenters a little more involved. But, until then, I just wanted to recognize and show our appreciation for all of the contributions you have made to the site. We know damn good and well that it wouldn’t be the same without you, and that you all make Pajiba what it is. Besides, someone needs to remind us that the backlash is nigh and otherwise keep our standards high. And while we appreciate everyone who has commented on the site — yes, even you, Pookie — I’d just like to recognize the current Eloquents (coined by a former commenter and current staffer, Ranylt), those who have contributed the most to the comments section over the past year (and I’ll hyperlink this page from our Staff page, where The Eloquents are recognized as a staff member). First, I’d just like to give a special thank you to the 10 commenters who have contributed the most to the site, by number of comments (I won’t reveal the number, except to say that B-Slim (now a Pajiba institution) has left over 1,000 and that all ten have provided more text to this site than all but a few of us staffers):

1. Barbado Slim
2. TK
3. Socalleddonlycousins (a.k.a. Ted Boynton)
4. Vermillion (a.k.a. Claude Weaver)
5. Samantha T
6. Brian
7. PaddyDog
8. Alex the Odd
9. Manny
10. Jerce

And then, here are our commenters who have 100 or more so far, in no order (and if you feel I’ve missed you, please send me an email): Pinkcheese, Katy, Kolby, Kevin Longrie, Alabamapink, Kathy, Loob, Stella, Pookie, Agent Scully, Daphne, Rudy, wsapnin, Mara, Emily, Armando, Scarlett Knight, Anne in Reno, Robert, JP, Bweaves, Maria, Finn, Rob, Melody, Twig, go big red, Kitty X, AM, Dammitjanet, Smokin, juliagulia, Jen, Rachael, citizen_cris, ciji, Kristen, PissBoy, greer, anikitty, Maigirl, lyricalcat, em, sansho1, becca, geetch, Rebecca, Helcat, and insertclevernamehere.

There are literally thousands more who have delurked only once or twice, and many of whom are relatively new to the site, but are nearing the 100 mark. We thank you all. Tremendously. And we wish you all the best in the New Year.


Kite Runner | The Western Pajiba



Comments

Don't worry. I won't "FIRST!"
Happy New Year y'all.

Posted by: courtney at December 31, 2007 9:36 AM

First! I'd tap that!

Posted by: jay at December 31, 2007 9:37 AM

Sweet!

Posted by: amy at December 31, 2007 9:41 AM

Pajiba is the hope for the future, yeah I'll buy that. But why not go ten step further use this site as a base and generate a social network for the Intelligent away from the faceSpace unwashed mases where joining would be based on peer review of your comments.

I know I would sign up like a shot (anybody with me?)

Posted by: Thaf at December 31, 2007 9:42 AM

D'oh!

As a long time reader and third or fourth time commentator, I want to thank Dustin and staff for realizing so quikcly and embracing what makes this site great (the community. yay!)

Long live Pajiba!

Posted by: Jay at December 31, 2007 9:43 AM

and hopefully Intelligent would not mean "spells good"

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Thaf at December 31, 2007 9:44 AM

A lot of folks, in fact, have suggested that they come for the reviews, but stay for the commenters

Absolutely true. Many a time, I have found myself coming up for air, so to speak, having read all the comments made on an article, wondering where the time has gone. The commenters can be counted on to add different perspectives to the topic at hand--and the tangential discussions that happen between commenters are often hilarious in and of themselves.

Scathing and bitchy (and snarky) Pajiba and its commenters may be, but also damn witty and entertaining.

Posted by: tamatha at December 31, 2007 9:50 AM

Absolutely - long live the Pajibans!

I read as much for the comments as for the reviews. Sometimes more so, in the case of the comment diversions - which are often the reason I get funny looks in the office for LOL'ing! (OK, not always the reason - my New Year's resolution is to cut down on the talking & swearing to myself...)

Posted by: Tarn at December 31, 2007 9:53 AM

Not only do I stay for the comments after the reviews, I got a t-shirt and stationary out of the deal (by the way, fabulousstationary.com is in fact fabulous, Dustin) and a whole shiny review out of the deal. All of which totals up to better than Xmas for me! Kudos to the site and us commenters (commentators? commentationalists?) for making this site one of my first reads of the day, every day.

Posted by: Ryan at December 31, 2007 9:59 AM

Aww, group hug, everybody. Pajibans are a terrific lot.

Count me among the folks who "stays for the commenters." For example, I don't like horror flicks at all, so there's no need for me to read those reviews...but there's no way I would miss the torture porn debates! So intelligent, so witty, so damned passionate!

I like to contribute a bit when I can, but it's just so fun to just sit back and enjoy the ride...

Posted by: MO at December 31, 2007 10:06 AM

I came to Pajiba after you started doing custom ads on the "Query Letters I Love" website. Gosh, I do mish ManagerGuy, may he rest in peace.

I was suspicious of Pajiba at first because of the "rhymes with vagina" stuff you put in the ad, but I was pleased with the reviews. And after the demise of QLIL, this was the only place I could get in some good snarky comments to relieve the tension at the office.

Keep up the good work! and Thanks!

Posted by: BWeaves at December 31, 2007 10:11 AM

What a great article to wake up to, Dustin. I dread 2008 in the worst way, so I'm holding on to these end-of-year sentiments to help me get through it. Yours have been the best by far, so I'll continue to read whatever you and the excellent staff keep churning out for our reading pleasure.

And I'll keep my comments to a minimum, since there are countless others on this site that make my same points but are much more interesting to read - so refreshing in this current wasteland of internet crap.

Keep up the good work, everyone.

Posted by: TMax at December 31, 2007 10:16 AM

Sweet butt-humping Christ on a battleship. I really need to get a fucking hobby.

Also, my new year's resolution is to track down B-Slim and kill him in his sleep. I'm gunning for # 1, motherfucker. I'm comin' for you.

In all seriousness, thank YOU, Pajiba. You've left the other moview review sites in the dust, and I'm thrilled to see you guys succeed.

Happy New Year, y'all.

Posted by: TK at December 31, 2007 10:27 AM

My other resolution is to learn how to spell "movie."

Ugh.

Posted by: TK at December 31, 2007 10:29 AM

It's the reviews of the overlooked and classic movies I like the most. You guys are dead on with your recs.

Thanks for the entertainment. : )

Posted by: twig at December 31, 2007 10:31 AM

I dunno, TK, I think 'moview' as in 'movie, ew.' is a pretty good description of what we have to look forward to in the months ahead.

Horton Hears a Who, anyone?

Posted by: twig at December 31, 2007 10:33 AM

As a full-time lurker who's been following Pajiba for at least two years, I will briefly step out of the shadows to applaud this site and its commentors for making my day job more interesting, albeit less productive.

Oh, and as a lowly working stiff actor, my dream is to one day be bitched out by the fine fine people at Pajiba. That day, I will know I have made it.

Happy New Year Everyone!

Posted by: Nancy at December 31, 2007 10:35 AM

Aw, how sweet. I didn't realize how much of my computer time was devoted to this site. More than porn apparently, and that is quite a feat. But at least I'm not as sad as TK and BSlim.

By the way, I do believe sansho1 and becca are two different people, so a comma might be appropriate there.

Don't hurt yourself busting a knuckle in my ass.

Posted by: Vermillion at December 31, 2007 10:36 AM

The comments section is part of what gets me through my very boring days as a receptionist. I am glad that you guys recognize its importance.

Posted by: Erin at December 31, 2007 10:37 AM

Happy New Year, you are all fabulous. *ahem* WE are all fabulous.

Posted by: nancy at December 31, 2007 10:41 AM

You should absolutely take the intensity of discourse in your comment section as proof that Pajiba's hitting its mark more often than not. Well done!

One other thing.

...(there is nothing more disheartening than to spend half a day on a review and then, 30 seconds after its posted, to be scolded for a typo or a grammatical mistake)

Two possibilities:

1) I'm the grammar asshole for the morning; or
2) Meta-humor! If so, bravo!

Posted by: Sean at December 31, 2007 10:54 AM

See, the trouble with choosing a generic (and real) name is you never know if someone is talking about you.

I mean, once I did, but that was because I admitted and defended my love of From Justin to Kelly. And all I got out of it was a mention in the results column and lots of grief from Inter-friends.

See you in the new year Pajiba. May your horror reviews be met with a "I was pleasantly suprised" Robert rather than a death and destruction flying in on his broomstick to tear the poor reviewer limb from limb Robert.

(We're definitely talking about you, Robert. -- DR

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2007 10:56 AM

Is it sad that I want to make the top ten list next year? Wait - don't answer that. I already know it is.

I just want to say congratulations and thanks to Dustin and all the writers who work so hard and subject themselves to cinematic torture on a regular basis just to make the rest of us smile. Pajiba is the one site I can honestly say I visit every day - and, in my opinion, it just keeps getting better.

And I really can't believe B-Slim's posted over 1,000 times. Good gods.

Happy New Year Pajibans!

Posted by: Kolby at December 31, 2007 11:01 AM

(there is nothing more disheartening than to spend half a day on a review and then, 30 seconds after its posted, to be scolded for a typo or a grammatical mistake)

Might I point out that you need an apostrophe in "it's" here?

Has it been 30 seconds? What did I win?

Posted by: rickdanger at December 31, 2007 11:06 AM

When I reread this and saw you made the changes, I laughed for a straight ten minutes. Mostly because I could picture you grumbling and cursing while pecking at your keyboard.

Hah!

(grumble grumble Ever heard of a film called How She Move, Claude? grumble grumble. Well, you will. grumble grumble! -- DR)

Posted by: Vermillion at December 31, 2007 11:13 AM

I feel so involved in this site (reading everything posted and most comments) that I sometimes forget I am mainly a lurker! Just wanted to assure you I am out here all the time and enjoying my fellow Pajibans from the sidelines.

I look forward to a rowdy election year ahead!

Posted by: Lainie at December 31, 2007 11:14 AM

Wow - should I be honored or frightened that I made the top-10? The again - since I just use my given name (I'll give you $10 and a six pack of the microbrew of your choice if you prove that is you legal name Mr. Slim), maybe I'm deluding myself and it is another Brian. Nevertheless, thank you Dustin. E-mail me and I'll tell you where you can send the check.

folks have scared a few reviewers away
Really?

(No delusion, Brian. Of course, we speak of you. And yes: You have no idea the power that the comments section has over newer critics -- it takes a healthy sense of self to withstand some of the hazing we get. -- DR)

Posted by: Brian at December 31, 2007 11:15 AM

Adam Sandler? I'd tap that! (Sent from my Blackberry wireless, somewhere in Napa Valley. Yes, I read Pajiba on my Blackberry while traveling on vacation. Bite me.) Happy New Year!

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at December 31, 2007 11:27 AM

Wow...I, uh...I don't know what to say. I didn't even have anything prepared, but here goes. I'd like to thank my fingers, without whom none of Wow...I, uh...I don't know what to say. I didn't even have anything prepared, but here goes. I'd like to thank my fingers, without whom none of this would have been possible. I'd also like to thank the big guy upstairs (not God, but the fat guy that lives above me that keeps me awake with his Euro-pop music, so I have no choice but to troll Pajiba). Seriously though, I found Pajiba whilst on a search for anything disparaging about Perez Hilton (which, thankfully, Pajiba had in spades). I stayed after reading Dustin's evisceration of the fucktard. I've been lucky enough to make some actual friends here, and found that it's ok to be a fan of Bruce Campbell AND Vigo Mortensen (not to mention my man-crush Ryan Reynolds). Thank you, Pajiba, for providing a sanctuary for the geeks, freaks, and intellectuals (and TK, too). Happy New Pajiba!

Posted by: Manny at December 31, 2007 11:35 AM

Sometimes I feel a bit sheepish about how often I visit this site, but not today Pajibans.....not today.

Happy freakin' New Year!

Posted by: Finn at December 31, 2007 11:36 AM

Look at Socalled, double posting to try to up his numbers.

Christ, I'm bored at work today.

Posted by: TK at December 31, 2007 11:37 AM

My New Year resolution...preview my comments more thoroughly before posting. Oy vey.

Posted by: Manny at December 31, 2007 11:40 AM

I'm here for the reviews AND the comments. I try to keep up, but you're a fiery bunch and I'm simply proud that I can read all of the words that you put together!

Happy New Year, Pajiba!

Posted by: Meander at December 31, 2007 11:43 AM

Hey! You mentioned my name. I feel famous. You now have my undying devotion. See how easy that was?

A real time review of Blonde Ambition would really be great, though (in an awful sort of way.

thanks

Posted by: greer at December 31, 2007 11:43 AM

I don't know that I've ever commented here before, but I must agree that those who do comment make this site what it is. Along with my other online love, mental_floss.com, Pajiba relies on its commentors to create an intellectual, conversational environment that brings in those who care for a little creative thought in their otherwise boring workdays. Congrats all and Happy New Year! Be safe and be fun. :-)

Posted by: nutmeag at December 31, 2007 11:52 AM

WOW!!!! I made the list!!! God, I feel so special!! Seriously, I love reading Pajiba. I have recommended it to so many of my friends, a few of whom *ahem* are probably not quite prepared for what they read here. The reviews are well written, and even though I sometimes disagree vehemently with them (Sweeney Todd?? Anyone???) they are always great to read. And to you other commenters out there, keep up the great work. Its a good thing that I am frequently alone at work (another reason for my large number of posts) because I often find myself laughing out loud, or shouting obscenities, at you all. I love you all. Have a great New Year. Oh, and on a personal note, I just had my first grandchild yesterday--a boy, unfortunately named the same as one of the Federspawn....but I will teach him the ways of the force, and to never take anything too seriously. Love live Pajiba, and Happy '08!!!!

Posted by: dammitjanet at December 31, 2007 11:52 AM

Oops, that's mentalfloss.com, for anyone who's interested.

Posted by: nutmeag at December 31, 2007 11:54 AM

I'm one of the ones who have only "de-lurked" once or twice or so. A few times I've caught the afternoon comment diversions at a reasonable time. But I've been reading this site since before the DOD thing, maybe two or so years. It is on my daily read list. I love the comments, always good when the reference desk at the public library gets slow.

And lest anyway want to categorize all pajibians as "liberal elitists", I'm a conservative republican and a fundie christian. (Please don't kill me. I'm really nice, I promise.) I just happen to be one of those fundies who likes to hear other points of view to expand my own worldview and help me to evaluate my own beliefs. Plus y'all are fun, have good vocabs, and never fail to entertain.

So thank you to all the Pajiba staff and commentators!

Posted by: libraryliz at December 31, 2007 11:57 AM

I'm just thankful that the reviewers that did took the beating and stayed around. Strength to the reviewers and taking criticism to an artform!!

Posted by: Tiki at December 31, 2007 11:57 AM

Aww, I'm feeling lots of warm fuzzies right now. I'm sending the love right back at you guys. Now that I'm mostly out of the worldly loop due to having to be an "adult" and all, I sure do appreciate Pajiba keeping me well informed of pop culture happenings and letting me still pretend to be with it and all. The writers and other contributors were definitely what kept me coming back here, but the comments have evolved into their whole own enjoyable beast as well. Long live Pajiba! (But hopefully the riff raff won't become too overbearing as your popularity inevitably grows.)

Posted by: katy at December 31, 2007 11:58 AM

Wheee! I made the cut! See, kids, Tom Cruise was right! You don't need medication to fix your mental issues. You just need Pajiba!

I'm going to be spending New Years Eve watching the Thin Man boxset while Lady Clevername recouperates from surgery. So I quite literally have to thank you for my New Years festivities.

I don't need a check. I just request that you don't give me a cease and desist order on my website.

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at December 31, 2007 11:59 AM

OMG! I can't believe I made the list! I am truly honored. This seriously made my day. But I have to say that knowing I can come to this site and get a gutt laugh out of nearly every review and thread is what makes most of my days. Boy, that sounded pathetic, huh? Anyway, I've been singing Pajiba's praises for some time now. I even got my parents coming to this site for reviews before they go see movies (that has since proven to come back and bite me on the ass since I now feel I have to somewhat censor my comments in case they figure out my screen name!). So, thank you Pajiba, for turning me into one of the many scathing and bitchy, yet loyal fans. May you always keep your powder and your pants dry! Love you guys!!

Posted by: Helcat at December 31, 2007 12:00 PM

I absolutely love this site...it's the first thing I check in the morning...and I spend most of my day checking the comments section. I definately see where people will stay for the comments...those diversions can get pretty snarky!

I was a long, long-time lurker who only recently came out of the woodwork to join the Pajiba comment community, and just wanted to say to everybody here - thank your for the intelligence, entertainment, and good grace to be good people with well-thought opinions...rather than sink into the futile depressing quagmire that is usually anonymous, online discussions. Bravo Pajiba! And here's to another year of entertaining reviews and a sense of hope for the world!

(That's assuming, of course...we can manage to avoid the upcoming stinkers guaranteed to drop soon...yes, I had heard of Horton Hears a Who as well...)

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at December 31, 2007 12:04 PM

While I didn't make the list, it's something to strive for next year...Pajiba has the best movie reviews/reviewers, and the comments by regulars are the icing on the cake...I'd tap ALL OF YOU, all at once. But that's another conversation! Happy New Year fellow Pajibans!!!

If it's any consolation, Be Adequite, you were very close. -- DR

Posted by: Be Adequite! at December 31, 2007 12:05 PM

Of course I meant to say "anyone wants to categorize" not "anyway want". My excuse is that I was distracted by a small child in desperate need of a book (in other words my job). This is why I don't comment - fear of betraying my overpriced and hard-earned linguistics degree with silly typos.

Posted by: libraryliz at December 31, 2007 12:06 PM

I've been a mostly silent by-stander on these comments for too long now, checking the site every day and telling everyone I know to read it. I'll start sticking my head above the parapet from now on!

Happy New Year everyone!

Posted by: Anne at December 31, 2007 12:13 PM

Happy New Year to my favorite site! I'll have to work harder to make the list next year.

Add me to the line of commenters who wants to partake in the tapping of asses. You are all sexy bitches.

Posted by: Julie at December 31, 2007 12:16 PM

Ok so i'm a first time commenter but been lurking since before the Depertment of Homeland security thing and wow i had not reliesed how long i have been reading pajiba (its kind of akin to breathing these days). I would just like to say thanks to all the commenters out there because this is the only site were i read all the comments, so thanks for making my days less boring and a lot more entertaining.
Oh and happy new year.

Posted by: Reese at December 31, 2007 12:20 PM

I don't post a lot but I just wanted to say that I really enjoy the site. Keep up the great work.

Posted by: Dave at December 31, 2007 12:25 PM

The Eloquents. I like that.

Made me think of the Primus lyric:

They call me Mr. Knowitall
I am so eloquent.
Perfection is my middle name
And whatever... rhymes with eloquent.

Posted by: TK at December 31, 2007 12:25 PM

I'm another who always reads but rarely comments, and I wholly agree that the quality of the commenters is definitely one of the things that keeps me coming back. Aside from their intelligent discussions and wonderfully vicious wit, the commenters here can actually spell correctly, and do so on a consistent basis. I don't mean to sound like an elitist dickhead, but Christ on a cracker, there's a dearth of basic readin' and 'ritin abilities on the interwebs, and this place is a haven where even seasoned editors can relax, knowing they won't be subjected to the likes of Perez Hilton and his grammatically challenged ilk.

Posted by: llism at December 31, 2007 12:25 PM

I have been a devout follower of Pajiba since I stumbled upon it back in 2005. I must confess that I rarely comment. Due to the fact that others seem to say what i've already thought. As well I use Pajiba to bide my time in between calls at work, which can be difficult to comment at times.

Irregardless this is my fav site ever! Not only do I get to read synapsis' of movies that I would never pay to see, but can thoroughly make fun of. But it is also my main source of comedic and pop culture entertainment. For that Pajiba I thank you! And to add on to my long list of resolutions, I will make an whole heartedly attempt to be more of an active member in the comment threshold of 2008....


Might I add, I am one of your biggest promoters!!!! I'm sure my friends are tired of me bombarding them with this site, that unfortunately they have yet the time to look at.... It's their loss. Hence why I come here for some intellection stimulation of Sorts....LOL

Happy New Years


~Jax

Posted by: Jax at December 31, 2007 12:26 PM

I'll echo the sentiments already mentioned - thank you, Pajiba for your wonderful work this year, etc., etc. I'd count myself somewhere between lurker and around-100-comments, closer to lurker, and part of the reason I often don't comment is that everyone else usually does a damn fine job by the time I get to the end of the article and the end of the comments. So kudos to the readers, the writers, and the readers who also write.

See you all in 08.

Posted by: Ben at December 31, 2007 12:31 PM

TK, my boy, I do believe you just stumbled upon Pajiba's new theme song. Or, at the very least, what should be the theme song.

So, I've already established that it's pretty damn sad that I want to make the top ten list in 2008. What's even sadder is that I've spent far too much of today wondering just how far I have to go to break the glass ceiling.

Posted by: Kolby at December 31, 2007 12:51 PM

Kolby-

The question is, do today's posts count towards your goal, since they were made after the list was created, or are they "wasted" because it is still 2007?

Posted by: tamatha at December 31, 2007 1:03 PM

But why not go ten step further use this site as a base and generate a social network for the Intelligent away from the faceSpace unwashed mases where joining would be based on peer review of your comments.
I know I would sign up like a shot (anybody with me?)

I must address this:

Anyone who feels the way Thaf here feels, I know a place. It's called high-street.org. (Make sure you type ".org" or you will be sent to a church site, and many of you would probably burst into flames if exposed to a church site).

What happens there is pretty much exactly what you described. Be warned: you will need a quick wit and a very thick skin.

Hope the Pajibas-That-Be don't mind my pimping another site; they're not a review site and therefore are not competitors in any way.

I shall return when I have more time to bask in all the yummy praise, and to express my thanks for your acknowledgement.

Posted by: Jerce at December 31, 2007 1:05 PM

I found Pajiba through the Go Fug Yourself site, and reading it has become part of my daily routine. I knew I was hooked when I realized I was coming back to read comments that were added after my initial reading of the review/round-up/ACD. I miss you guys when you don't post something everyday.

Have a happy 2008 and keep up the good work!

Posted by: rlr260 at December 31, 2007 1:08 PM

Aww, you guys! We love you and Happy New Year!
*tear* :D

Posted by: Loob at December 31, 2007 1:20 PM

Happy New Year Pajibans. It's really sad that I am both terribly happy to be in the top 10 and also terrified by the realization that since I work on a billable hours system, I could probably be a millionaire already if it weren't for Pajiba. Oh well, we all must make sacrifices for our art!
Dustin et al, I salute you. For many of us you are the web-based equivalent of an intellectual soup kitchen. We line up eagerly each day, bowls in hand and we would surely starve if you weren't there.

Sniff. Verklempt-ness. --RR.

Posted by: PaddyDog at December 31, 2007 1:24 PM

haha. this DOES give me the fuzzies. I wanted to stay cynical, but really, how could I with such a goddamn warm post?

Anyway, I vary on the lurking/posting comments ratio. I'm a diehard devotee nevertheless. I keep recommending you guys to every person I know, and I always get the same response, "pa-jii--bba??"

silly silly fucking fools.

Posted by: Soto at December 31, 2007 1:28 PM

Ah, how I do love to get recognition!

I can't remember when I started regularly reading Pajiba. It was through a link from the Go Fug gals that I first stumbled here. This site used to provide me with enough wry smiles to endure my daily grind as a lesser demon in Corporate Hell. It wasn't until I broke those hellfire chains and decided to spend my days as a full-time mom to Little Pink (AKA the Craziest Toddler Ever) that I started commenting regularly.

Pajiba is my Internet Treehouse where I pop in daily to hang with the gang and enjoy the zany conversations and smashing movie and television reviews. Honestly, because I spend most of the day with my kid, Pajiba's comment threads are one of the only forms of adult contact I get on a regular basis. (Yes, I am a sad, sad little Cliché .)

Besides, those "Mommy Groups" everyone keeps telling me to join creep the shit out of me.

Through this site, I've come to know a small, far-flung little cadre of commenters and bloggers who became newfound friends. (Behold! The power of the Interwebs! Gah!) And for that, Pajiba, am I eternally grateful.

Thanks for entertaining me. Thanks for introducing me to all these other crazies out there in the big bad world.

Thanks to my fellow commenters for keeping me sane on those days when I really just wanted to leave my kid in a parking lot somewhere with a sign reading "Free to a Good Home".

Here's to 2008! May I finally get to see more than two movies a month in a theater! Cheers, y'all!

Posted by: Alabamapink at December 31, 2007 1:29 PM

Oh, Pajiba. You are (part of) the reason that my roommates think I'm absolutely insane and don't like me.

It's okay. One's a pseudointellectual who's too cool to actually feel strong emotion towards anything, and the other probably can't spell "cinematic."

As to the comments... I'm sad because I just changed my handle, so none of my older ones count.

Ah, well. Viva Pajiba!

Posted by: That Girl at December 31, 2007 1:42 PM

(We're definitely talking about you, Robert. -- DR

Now I don't know whether to be happy or cry. I really spend that much time here?

And, thinking about it, I wouldn't have it any other way. Next stop: the top 10. Fair warning.

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2007 1:43 PM

Funny how many of us came from Go Fug Yourself. However, while they still get one click a day, Pajiba gets many, many more - 1st thing in the morning and generally last thing at night. What would I do without you?

Happy New Year everyone!

Posted by: lunabelle at December 31, 2007 1:49 PM

::blushing::

I never thought I'd log 100 comments on a website, let alone be recognized for it.


Thanks for helping increase my intellect whilst decreasing my productivity. ;-)

Posted by: Ciji at December 31, 2007 2:00 PM

Aw, man! I think I just teared up. Even though I'm only an intermittent commenter, I am just bursting with pride! Where else would I hear such wonderful new phrases like "Christ on a cracker." That one will be going into my regular quote rotation, thanks Llism! Hurray for gofugyourself, that's where I found this site, too. I check pajiba everyday, always reading the comments, and like others have mentioned, completely loose track of time! Happy 2008, y'all! Whatever happened to "Sandy Vagina" guy anyway? I forgot who wrote that.

Posted by: AllGussiedUp at December 31, 2007 2:01 PM

The commenters really are what keep me coming back to this site every day...sometimes more than once..or..ten times...whatever.
The most frequent contributors seem like people who could be in some of my classes or some of my friends, not illiterate 14 year olds who watch "The Hills" in between visits to Perez - they're witty, they're intelligent, most are respectful of differing opinions, others are pretty much assholes...but they're all entertaining even when the movie being reviewed is not.

So, cheers to 2008!
FIRST!!11 lolz roflcopterkthnxbai!!

Posted by: Dingles at December 31, 2007 2:02 PM

I can say I am not sure how I found this site but have been hooked. I do not get to see many movies but I love reading the reviews and the comments.
I can say, that there was a hole in my heart when I could not read this for about three months as I did my student teaching, now I am making up for lost time.
I just hope there is some room for the grammatically inept, as I am one those.

Happy New Year

Posted by: richmac at December 31, 2007 2:03 PM

I'm really glad Pajiba is gaining momentum. Like the Juggernaut, soon, it will be unable to stop. A few months back, I was on a train wearing my Pajiba shirt (of which I have two), and someone recognized it. I felt happy.

Here's to you, Pajiba staff: Dan, Dustin, Ranylt, Constance, John, Phillip, AB, and hell, even the TV Whore. Also, Jeremy, wherever you are, you're missed.

Also, here's to you, commenters, it's nice to know our average IQ is double that of the AICNers.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at December 31, 2007 2:08 PM

Also, my New Year's resolution is to take a flame-thrower to all people who think "irregardless" is a word.

And lose 10 pounds of course.

Posted by: Dingles at December 31, 2007 2:10 PM

HA! Outstanding


This site is so awesome I'd like to take it behind a dumpster and have it give me a blowjob.

MERRY NEW YEAR, here's to more Pajabinist asshattery.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2007 2:12 PM

Don't be surprised at your success. The good stuff always lasts. All of you love film and it shows. Please keep doing what you're doing.
Also want to mention that I literally do not read any other movie reviews...and that's the best compliment I can give you.

Have a very good new year.

Posted by: OldSchool at December 31, 2007 2:14 PM

Dingles, I had a coach in high school that wouldn't listen to me, claiming that "irregardless" was a perfectly good word.

I said, "yes, I'm sure it's a perfectly cromulent word. I should embiggen my vocabulary."

He didn't notice.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at December 31, 2007 2:14 PM

It is a perfectly good word if you're...like...retarded. "Regardless + Irrelevant = Irregardless! It makes total sen-" FAIL.

Posted by: Dingles at December 31, 2007 2:30 PM

It is a perfectly good word if you're...like...retarded. "Regardless + Irrelevant = Irregardless! It makes total sen-" FAIL.

Posted by: Dingles at December 31, 2007 2:31 PM

Ok, nevermind. I just googled it. Mystery solved.

Posted by: AllGussiedUp at December 31, 2007 2:31 PM

I come for the snark, but stay for BSlim.

Pajiba helped me survive a year in a small town Alberta video store, hearing such gems as "Why do all the new movies have so many black people?", "Wow, wasn't Garfield funny?" (I actually found the site through the Garfield review) "Why are you sold out of Are We There Yet?" and "Oh. That's that gay movie." (Note: Pre-Brokeback)

*snif* It's nice to know I'm loved - or vaguely tolerated.

And also nice to know that I'm not the only one who tosses 'cromulent' into conversations with people who think they're smarter than you are. (Ie: My boss, who insisted that Poland was a part of the original USSR)

Posted by: Mara at December 31, 2007 2:32 PM

...and speaking of fail, I double posted. *hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Dingles at December 31, 2007 2:33 PM

I too count myself among those who have been faithfully devoted to this site for ages but have only posted a handful of times. It's mostly because by the time I pick myself up off the floor after a fit of giggles, most of the things I'd want to say have already been said, and said with far more intelligence and wit than I could muster.

I've been reading Pajiba since before the DHS incident, and am proud to say that I have converted a lot of my friends into followers as well. I love the reviews, and love the comments - no other community on these here interwebs comes close to engaging me and entertaining me as much as this one.

This was such a lovely way to end a rather shitty year, thanks for the unscathing and unbitchy post. But seriously, a Blonde Ambition real-time review??? It HAS to be done! I may love my warm fuzzies now and again, but I loves me some bitchiosity more :)

Cheers to Pajiba and all the Pajibans, LUB YOU GUYS!

Posted by: jennybean at December 31, 2007 2:42 PM

Love you Pajiba! You're truly one of a kind. Happy New Year everybody!

Posted by: Gaby at December 31, 2007 2:43 PM

Oh, and let the ass-tappage begin. I'd definitely tap all your asses. Twice.

Posted by: jennybean at December 31, 2007 2:45 PM

I seldom post but ALWAYS take time to read the best, most intelligent reviews on the internet before plonking down my hard earned dollah bills (y'all) at the local googolplex. I've been here since long before the Ministry of Homeland Security wrecked the joint and I'll be here after the NEXT time, dammit.
To those of you who post often, especially those among you who inhabit The Cool Table, thank you for adding so much more insight, intellect and serious fucking belly-larfs to Pajiba!

Posted by: Spender at December 31, 2007 2:48 PM

Aww, I love this site.

I also love it when my fellow Pajibans drunk-comment. Hilariousness ensues.

Posted by: Gudrun at December 31, 2007 2:48 PM

What the hell is Blonde Ambition? Is this another pop-culture thing that I am thankfully ignorant of?

Irregardless, it's nice to see the less post-crazy readers coming out of the woodwork. It's good to know that there are so many people wasting their time reading Manny's and Vermillion's ubiquitous comments. I mean, seriously, those guys must have NO life.

Posted by: TK at December 31, 2007 2:54 PM

While slightly surprised, and oddly proud, that I even made the 100 comments list, I still have to say, Happy New Year you guys! Here's hoping for some better stuff to review in 2008! And that Juno makes it to theaters in my town someday!

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at December 31, 2007 2:54 PM

Aw, garsh.

This ALMOST makes up for April Fools, when I was so utterly and humiliatingly suckered by your freaking Sister Act review.

But seriously, I hope it's not going to get all slap-happy around here from now on. I expect you all to keep up the general level of douchebaggery, m'kay? I have to have dastardly archenemies with whom to trade barbed comments, lest my biliousness manifest itself in real world acts of violence. I mean, where else can I go to and be told, "Take your opinion of my posts, and your keyboard, and cram them up your shithole?" Well, anywhere, probably, but that's not really the point. The point is it's way more fun to be insulted by people you like than praised by people you don't. I love you, you bastards.

Posted by: AM at December 31, 2007 3:00 PM

Manny's and Vermillion's ubiquitous comments. I mean, seriously, those guys must have NO life.

I am still pissed that I am both crushingly single and unemployed and I STILL didn't beat you.

I demand a RECOUNT!!!! Or at least for the actual numbers to be listed!!!!!

Posted by: Vermillion at December 31, 2007 3:03 PM

thanks pajiba, i love reading this site and always tell my friends about it!

Posted by: bloop at December 31, 2007 3:08 PM

Vermillion, you WRITE for the damn site. Quit yer cryin'. Accept that as a writer, you're good enough to get the gig.

But as a commenter? Not even the bronze, bud.

Posted by: TK at December 31, 2007 3:11 PM

"Take your opinion of my posts, and your keyboard, and cram them up your shithole?"


Ah, I remember that, like it was yesterday...good times, good times indeed.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2007 3:12 PM

Also, Jeremy, wherever you are, you're missed

What did happen to him?

Posted by: Brian at December 31, 2007 3:14 PM

Way to make me feel undervalued, guys. Not your fault, I haven't done that much commenting, aside from the occasional rant here and there, but this is one of my favorite sites, and your Sandy Vagina post is prompting m e to take a more active role in the forums. I love film. I love that other people do. and I want to be part of the party.

Posted by: Withnail at December 31, 2007 3:21 PM

Oh TK, you haven't heard of the, like, awesomest movie ever?? Blonde Ambition is the oh-so-talented Jessica Simpson's upcoming movie!

Pajiba, I am salivating at the prospect of this review!

Posted by: MO at December 31, 2007 3:31 PM

Oh TK, you haven't heard of the, like, awesomest movie ever?? Blonde Ambition is the oh-so-talented Jessica Simpson's upcoming movie!
Pajiba, I am salivating at the prospect of this review!

definately seconded (or thirded....or fourthed...) Ever since I heard about that POS flying around Texas...I was happily anticipating the ass-reaming it was gonna get on this site.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at December 31, 2007 3:41 PM

I've only delurked on a few occasions, but I come here several times a day in the hopes of maintaining my sanity and good humor. Thanks to everyone for the snark, and have a great 2008!!

Posted by: possiblyadifferentboo at December 31, 2007 3:41 PM

Tamantha -
Good question. Maybe it'll be cumulative??? Wink, wink, Dustin.

I just realized that I have the day off, I have done little all day (except make the most delicious raspberry-chipotle chicken wings EVER and watch It's a Wonderful Life for the 5th time this week), and I still haven't checked in as often as I do when I'm actually at work.

Posted by: Kolby at December 31, 2007 4:06 PM

Oh, son of a bitch. That was a mistake.

Posted by: Kolby at December 31, 2007 4:07 PM

awww. warm fuzzies. I am completely addicted to the comment diversions on this site. If one hasn't been posted by weds afternoon I start to get cranky. Hurray for pajiba's commenter community :)

Posted by: s. pisaster at December 31, 2007 4:46 PM

Jesus, I've left over 100 comments on this site? I need to get a life! ;-)

Hey, keep up the good work. I found this site by following a link from the now defunct Mr. Cranky and never looked back (frankly, I can't believe how long I've been reading this blog. The Homeland Security seizure was in 2006!?!?!?). This, along with the Galactica Watercooler fan forum (gotta get my geek cred AND a shout out to the other most intelligent and perhaps the most polite bunch of commenters on the interwebs) are my two must read blogs, so here's to continued success for you in 2008. May it be snarky, bitchy and, occassionally, may you get to watch a movie or TV show or listen to an album or song (or piece of concert music) that just makes it all worth it.

Posted by: Armando at December 31, 2007 4:48 PM

TK....you're on my list. Get me mah lighter fluid.

Posted by: Dingles at December 31, 2007 4:48 PM

Trying to pad the stats for next year, TK?

Posted by: Manny at December 31, 2007 4:53 PM

Umm, oops?

Posted by: Manny at December 31, 2007 4:54 PM

Oh this just made me smile so wide!

Speaking of scaring reviewers away, what happened to Jeremy Fox? I used to love reading his reviews.

Happy New Year, and thank you!

Posted by: dene at December 31, 2007 5:05 PM

Which becca? Me becca?! I have a likely inappropriate sense of pride right now, but I'm going to stick with it so long as y'all don't tell my boss.

As far as the commenter community, I absolutely stop in to peruse new comments at least as often as I do to read actual reviews. Frankly, I'd hate to think that Pajiba's thoughtful reviews, whether biting or beautiful, are published in a vacuum; the comment section roundly proves that not only do the reviews not exist in a vacuum, but that intelligent, creative and thoughtful folks are roaming the net and engaging in worthy material. That doesn't sound cozy (I blame the 'net reference), but it sure seems comforting to me.

Posted by: becca at December 31, 2007 5:14 PM

Though I'm still laughing audibly at Manny's acceptance speech, I'm going to try to type calmly enough to second (third, fifth?) the request for a real-time review of Blonde Ambition. If nothing else, I want the possibly unprecedented demise of Luke Wilson's career to wring actual tears from the reviewer's eyes. Please do this! Please! I promise to never double-post OR skip the "preview comment", pre-posting step ever again!

Posted by: becca at December 31, 2007 5:25 PM

TK: Roll the dice and take your chances. But, know THIS: even if you kill me, you will NEVER be capable of doing a split across THE WHOLE FLOOR like Mel B., I'll happily wait for you in hell with that knowledge buddy.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2007 5:28 PM

Huzza. Gotta love some recognition. Happy New Years everybody.

Posted by: the_Wakeful at December 31, 2007 5:38 PM

Yeh - so I just looked up Blonde Ambition. I'm going to need the real-time review.

Posted by: Brian at December 31, 2007 6:01 PM

well, i have to say that that was a mighty fine tribute, and by god, if i can break the 1000 comment mark by procrastinating on my work even further, i will.

Posted by: citizen_cris at December 31, 2007 6:21 PM

It's pleasant how this column has inspired the "lurkers" who don't post often (or at all) to step on up and say howdy. It's good to read their comments.

It was humiliating, how anxious I got when I had to scroll down the list to see my own name--but thank Jeebus, there I was at #10. I'm nearly as much of a blabbermouth as Alex the Odd! My decision not to suicide over the holidays has been validated!

I found Pajiba when I clicked an ad on the now-defunct Cruel Site of the Day...Who was that up there who said they were put off by "rhymes with vagina"? That was the line that BROUGHT me here.

The reviews were golden; but my God, the commenters...I didn't know there were that many articulate, funny people on the whole Interwebs. I became a daily checker-in immediately. It has only gotten better.

I would like to thank all those of you, columnists and commenters alike, whose wit has caused me to pass food through my sinuses. It's happened more times than I can remember, and you are too numerous to list.

P.S. Know what would make this site better than Heaven? Well, that would be Firefly recaps. C'mon, there's a strike; what else you got to recap?

Posted by: Jerce at December 31, 2007 6:22 PM

I LOVE PAJIBA!
Socalled there is nothing wrong with reading and commenting from your Blackberry. I have to read pajiba on my blackberry because I was told I spent too much time at work on the site. Now my boss tracks my internet usage and every website that I click on during the day. So, now I am forced to look at it on my phone. I look like I am being productive though, because I work for AT&T and it looks like I am learning new things about my phone that I can pass on to customers.

Posted by: jmurae at December 31, 2007 6:31 PM

Seconded on the Firefly recap request! Please, with a Pajiba cherry on top?

As usual, I'm late to the party. Alas, I shall never reach the coveted status of Top 10 - since I actually WORK (ahem) at the office, I don't get the chance to check out the site during the day.

Damn you, Pajibians. Making me laugh, cry from laughter, curse, think, and stuff. Damn you all to heck. Happy New Year!

Posted by: Daphne at December 31, 2007 6:39 PM

I came here from the Original QLIL site (Oh Manager! Oh Empress!) not GFY, but rather to GFY via Pajiba.
I don't post as much as some, but I definitely feel that I can express my opinion and be ignored by a higher quality of reader on this site then on any other.
Aside from that, I tend to disagree with Dustin about 80-90% of the time so you'll never see me type the sw--- word.

Posted by: Adam C at December 31, 2007 7:04 PM

Mostly a lurker, but thanks for stretching my brain with reviews and comments both.
Happy New Year Folks!

Posted by: The Stew at December 31, 2007 7:20 PM

WooHoo! I may not have made the cool table in the cafeteria but I got acknowledged by the Soc's. I haven't felt this much unearned pride since Betty and I were elected Queen and King of the Valentine's Dance.

Not surprising that I post so much: the running joke in my family is that Rudy started talking in full sentences at ten months--and hasn't shut up since.

Seriously fellow Pajib[i]ans, I truly look forward to my daily visits with this smart, witty, and cruelly blunt web community. All y'all (because y'all isn't sufficiently inclusive) are the Bestest. You remind me of my Buds in school--too many of whom have since died of the scourge of AIDS. Such talent; such a loss.

I arrived here to read Jeremy's review of "Brokeback Mountain," just before the seizure by the Stooges of HS. I agree with Dustin [?] that is the finest piece of writing ever on this site. I also keep wondering what became of him. Did we drive him away?

I came for the snark and stayed for the intelligence. The reviews always give me something to ponder and usually to re-consider. The comments never cease to amaze me with their insights and audacity, not to mention beautiful prose. I adore people who love to play with language and who do it so skillfully; therefore, te adoro Pajib[i]a!

I knew I'd made it "in" when I was mocked by BS. That is second only to being knighted by the Queen. Happy New Year!

Posted by: rudy at December 31, 2007 7:21 PM

I kept seeing these ads on other blogs and I wondered "What the hell is a pa . . . pajeee . . . baaa . . . what the hell is this site?" and like a good internet drone I clicked on one. And lo, I found the sweet mixture of movies, sarcasm, and verbal bitch-slapping that had been missing from my life. The reviews were good. The comments were hilarious. I even got to commiserate with others about my Sesame Street movie PTSD.

It's all been fun, save for that one time when someone with the same screen name posted "First!" (something I do NOT do) and then got mocked for it.

Ask me about my crippling fear of being judged by strangers on the internet.

A good 2008 to all, and to all a good night.

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2007 7:22 PM

Pajiba is my crack and unfortunately I need to get my hits several times a day. Thanks for feeding my addiction, reviewers and commenters of Pajibaland.
Have a great '08 everybody. I'll read you next year. Bad joke, I know, I couldn't resist.
Now let's all get shitfaced while we kick '07's ass out the door. Whoo Hoo!

Posted by: jen310 at December 31, 2007 7:44 PM

I may be only one of many Rebecca(h)s that flock here, but Pajibaland is the only cure for the stay-at-home mommyin', literature chompin', comic-book-themed tattoo havin', movie lovin', fool smackin', smart folk-lonelyhearts blues. You are all Top Shelf, and you've made my internet a brighter and more hopeful place. (I'm also a sucker for warm fuzzies, so joy to you in the new year!)

Posted by: Rebeccah at December 31, 2007 7:48 PM

I've only commented a time or two, but I love reading the reviews and comments here, and make it a point to check the site several times a day. I doubt if I will ever make 100 posts (or even 10) during the course of a year, as I am an antisocial misfit who prefers to observe the sad deterioration of human society rather than participate in, or as is the case here, to comment upon its inexorable decline. Pajiba is one of the few places where intelligent discourse has not yet become extinct. I hope all of you have a good 2008, and that you keep up the good work.

Posted by: CptCrckpot at December 31, 2007 7:52 PM

Wow. Number 5 is alive, indeed. Mind you, Paddydog, I made the list under a billable hours regime AND after taking three months of parenting leave. Not sure whether to be depressed or proud.

Happy New Year, Pajibateers. Y'all are hilarious.

Posted by: Samantha T at December 31, 2007 8:05 PM

Whoo! Happy New Year to all (she types drunkenly), as I drink to the merry intelligentia of Pajiba!

Screw grammar, it's feckin' New Year's!!!

Posted by: MO at December 31, 2007 8:07 PM

aw. i feel ever so warm and fuzzy inside, and i haven't even gotten into the egg nog yet.

Posted by: betsy at December 31, 2007 8:12 PM

man, it sucks that i didn't make "the list", but then again, i only post when i feel murderous instinct towards the reviewers and/or talkbackers (thank god it isn't alot...if i had been on the list, i would have probably had to increase my therapy frequency!!!).

but congrats pajiba, and even though an unnamed executive at this website will not return my calls, i hold no grudges and make no judgements.

long live the p!!

Posted by: idiot dentist at December 31, 2007 8:16 PM

3 cheers for not lurking!

And 3 more for 2008 having lots of scathing and bitchy reviews, and a few mediocre ones!

And no more, because by the time I get done reading these comments I won't be able to drive home.

Posted by: Kay at December 31, 2007 10:02 PM

Another one of the semi-frequent commenters who wandered in via GFY. I think Pajiba is now stop #3 on my daily interwebs rounds, and about half of my other stops are places I found through Pajiba. I love this place. And yes, I find myself quoting the comments section to friends about as often as the actual reviews. Keep on keepin' on.

Posted by: Gabs at December 31, 2007 10:53 PM

Normally I do most of my internet viewing at work, when I'm punched in and getting paid for it. This is the only site I've had the urge to check while on Christmas vacation. I knew I'd be missing something good if I waited until Jan 2. I'm a rare poster but a compulsive reader here at the Pajiba.

Happy New Year to everyone!

Posted by: shelleyh at December 31, 2007 11:30 PM

They like me. They really like me. I'm on to you, Dustin. Pandering to us leeches so we will be nicer in 2008. Damnit. It probably worked. Congrats again for having a baby.

Posted by: JP at December 31, 2007 11:38 PM

Putting my hand up among many as a long-time lurker and occasional poster. I can't remember what first brought me to Pajiba, but I do remember feeling like my face was right up next to the cool-room door when somebody opened it on a hot summer day (that was my florid way of saying Pajiba is like an icy refreshing blast of air in the moosh).

As a resident of a small country town in damn-near outback Australia, Pajiba has renewed my hope that not everybody on Earth is waiting for the latest episode of "The Hills", or "My Super Sweet 16" or an "Are We ___ Yet" sequel. And for that, I'll be eternally grateful. Oh, and for the record, I think articulate women are incredibly sexy, Ms Richildis, and I follow your reviews just fine ;)

So: Here's to you, you magnificent Pajiban bastards, and continue the glorious snark.

Posted by: Ed at December 31, 2007 11:39 PM

I sure thought I would have left over a hundred comments by now.
Maybe I haven't wasted as much time here as I thought. Or, perhaps my minor defense of Crash has rendered me invisible.

Posted by: amea_gari at January 1, 2008 12:25 AM

Sniff *wipes eye*

That was beautiful. I almost apologize for the "New York asshole" comment a few days ago.

Hugs,

Almost (Heaven) West Virginia Asshole

Posted by: bucdaddy at January 1, 2008 12:37 AM

Ah, sandy vaginas. I seem to recall being somewhat involved in instigating that, but it sort of ran away from me. I'm not much of a troll but occasionally you get lucky. Honestly, sandy vaginas are like fish in a barrel anyway.

That's someone else's setup.

Posted by: Justin at January 1, 2008 1:14 AM

We'll see, B-Slim.

We'll see.

Happy New Year for reals, y'all.

Posted by: TK at January 1, 2008 1:28 AM

Having read pajiba for a few years now (unsure of exactly how long...) I thought I might as well join in on this new fangled comment business! This article woke me up to the fact I don't get those white hot flashes when reading the comments like I do elsewhere (don't worry, there's noone else but you, Pajiba). So thank you for constantly re-assuring me that the written word as some meaning on the internet, and for continually encouraging me to tread the path of the critic!

Posted by: Brendan at January 1, 2008 2:22 AM

Aw, it's nice to see some love for the commenters. I have to say though, that what other website could have such dedicated comment leavers that the most commented on 'reviews' are not, in fact reviews, but set up specially for people to comment on. Love the comment diversions, love the site, keep up the good work in 08!

Oh, I also love that here I am forced to try and use correct spelling and grammar, which is good because I forget to be bothered, otherwise...

Posted by: rach at January 1, 2008 3:48 AM

wow. I was gonna say something about how when you mention people's names the comments come pouring out. But then I realized I would just be adding to it so I decided not to say anything at all.

Posted by: EricD at January 1, 2008 6:52 AM

*sniff*

You just warmed the cockles of my freezin' heart.

I'm really looking forward to the great debates and comments of '08.

Cheers!

Posted by: Stella at January 1, 2008 9:23 AM

Holy Jesus. I can't be number 8. I tried to cut back, honest I did. I went to meetings and everything - well, I would have gone to meetings if they were offered to me. Which they weren't, goddamnit!

I'm especially proud of myself as I only started really commenting this summer.

I've said it before and will say it again: Most. Boring. Job. Ever.

Anyways: Happy new year to one and all from a very hungover Pajiban. I'm going to crawl back under the covers now.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at January 1, 2008 9:56 AM

Another longtime lurker and very rare poster, I discovered Pajiba when I was googling every blessed word written about "Brokeback Mountain" and stumbled on the (wonderful) review posted here. So that makes me a silent Pajibian since December 2005, I guess. I love the reviews and comments, although I skip the TV stuff since I don't watch TV.

I particularly enjoy the reviews of classic movies. Thanks for having the guts to say that "Citizen Kane" is good, but once is enough, thank you very much.

For 2008, might I suggest a review of my latest favorite classic movie, "The Wages of Fear" (1953) directed by Henri-Georges Clouzot?

Keep up the good work and thanks for being here.

Posted by: LHN at January 1, 2008 11:18 AM

I started coming here when I was in law school, so about 4 years ago. Wow. Law school and I parted ways after the first year, and while I say it was a mutual break up, I can't pretend my growing love for the Pajiba wasn't a very big factor.
After Katrina, when I was stuck in Houston fucking Texas, I came here daily. Jokes about owning/renting/living in Hell or Texas aside, this site seriously kept me from cracking. It was a horrible nightmare post-Apocalyptic world I was living in, shuffling between the Generica of Houston and the zombie movie set that was New Orleans post storm, and Pajiba was my tiny refuge.
I can't thank you guys enough. Happy new year.

Posted by: isabelle at January 1, 2008 11:22 AM

As usual, it seems like I have arrived somewhat late to the comment game, but I too would like to holler Happy 2008, everyone! This site, as one commenter said earlier, is the only movie review site I think is worth coming to.

Oh yeah, and the Blonde Ambition review? It simply MUST happen.

Posted by: Claire at January 1, 2008 11:52 AM

While I'm a long way away from 100 posts, I'm another longtime reader who ambled over from GFY and feels lucky to have come across one of the best sites on the internet. What was at first fuel for my ardent cinephilia became my daily entertainment and amusement. This site is truly awesome: its reviewers terrific, its diversions hilarious and its commenters always entertaining and well-informed.

Plus it's great to visit a site where *OMG* PeOpLe DoNt RiTE lYk ThiSS LOL :-DD

Happy 2008, Pajiba and Pajibians!

I'm off to kill the person who gave me the unabridged DVD version of R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" for Christmas.

p.s. So does it rhyme with 'vagina'? I've been getting it wrong all this time...

Posted by: reesy at January 1, 2008 12:30 PM

It's all been said (which is why I almost never post), but I have some huge love for Pajiba!!! I've been reading this site forever, it makes deterring my essay writing SO much better. No other site amuses me near as much.

Posted by: IamKateness at January 1, 2008 1:11 PM

Well, thanks for the thanks! Intelligent conversation is always welcome, even over the tubes.

Posted by: funtime42 at January 1, 2008 1:59 PM

I can count the number of times I have commented on this site on one hand, but I too love the reviews and always read the comments. This site also helps make my job bearable!

Posted by: Jenny at January 1, 2008 2:13 PM

It was on this very site that I realized I might just be a freak, geek and/or intellectual. (which I find I'm quite pleased about) And this revelation comes in the mid-section of my life. **sniff sniff**
Thanks, Pajiba, for helping me find me.
;)
I'm currently on vacation and w/o computer access most days. I've been missing me some Pajiba!!!!

Posted by: MC at January 1, 2008 2:42 PM

Ok...PLUS - Pajiba doesn't RHYME with vagina as there is no N but a B. So it resembles vagina but does not technically RHYME with.
(This has been bothering me for some time)

Posted by: MC at January 1, 2008 2:46 PM

Awww, you guys are the best. I also rarely post, but I read a lot of the comments and I do love the sense of community they have brought to the site.

Posted by: Meryl at January 1, 2008 3:14 PM

I really do adore you, Pajiba - and all the charming lovelies in the comments section. Have a happy new year, everyone.

Posted by: Lola at January 1, 2008 4:47 PM

This is my first comment. I have lurked for a couple months, I don't even remember how I found the site but am so glad I did so I would like to say "Thank You". Also I now wait to see a movie until your reviews are up.

Posted by: Lisa at January 1, 2008 5:07 PM

Just in case you are counting for 2008--

one.

Posted by: wsapnin at January 1, 2008 5:29 PM

I remember the first review I read here was on Memoirs of a Geisha. There was a heated debate in the comments section about whether the reviewer was expressing racist sentiment in the review. Some were screaming racism while others were criticizing some readers' lack of critical reading skills. It was awesome. I've been a part time lurker ever since.


Happy New Year, everyone!

Posted by: kayla at January 1, 2008 5:49 PM

Hmmmm, I know there is another Rachael who comments on this site, which I suppose is the problem with using my given name, so I'm wondering if it's me or this other doppelganger who is mentioned above. I do know that I have spent an awful lot of time the past year commenting on Pajiba's site.

Happy New Year to all Pajibans, but especially those who spend countless hours writing and providing us with their scathing but more often than not accurate and insightful reviews. I love this site and it's the first I visit after email and news.bbc.co.uk. Cheers!

Posted by: Rachael at January 1, 2008 5:53 PM

I love you, Pajiba. Happy New Year, y'all!

Posted by: demondoll at January 1, 2008 5:58 PM

Hooray for Pajiba! This is the site I always turn to for reviews, because while some of the reviewers have radically different taste than I (by which I mean, sometimes I like really really bad movies), I know I can always count on this site for a thoughtful, eloquent, detailed review. In fact, I often come back after having seen movies to re-read the reviews - they are a treat to read. Thank you guys and gals, and I look forward to reading all of your future reviews.

Posted by: paquito at January 1, 2008 7:07 PM

That's very nice of you. Pajiba is the first web site I check everyday, and I'm not into movies that much. In fact, I haven't been to a movie theater in over 4 months. But this site gives me all I need, which is my favorite part: the critic, the thought, the break down of the pieces that make a movie. Either being hysterical or serious, this site shows what a quality movie should be like, and how you won't compromise those ideals in your reviews. I'm very proud of your work, and recommend it every time.
In my case, I'm not much of a poster. English is not my native language, and others seem to voice my opinions much more fluently. And to that top 10 I also thank, for making this site even more enjoyable.

Happy New Year, Pajiba!

Posted by: sol at January 1, 2008 7:53 PM

Happy New Year Pajibbers! I am always a lurker, but thought I would comment for once. I came here from the Fug site and haven't left since. I love the reviews and enjoy the comments even more. BSlim-- good to know that you would like to do some dastardly deeds with this site, I actually snorted when I read that. Couldn't really explain to the hubby what was so funny. I feel like I know you all so well, thanks for the intelligent and thoughtful reviews and comments.

Posted by: legib at January 1, 2008 8:25 PM

I love the comments about this site, and i hate the fact that i live on the other side of the world to many of you, and therefore miss out on the debates. I don't think i've ever come across another website where many of the commenters are as talented at writing as the staff themselves.

Congratulations for being awesome!

Posted by: Chugga at January 1, 2008 9:07 PM

Awww...Dammit. I cannot believe that I have over a 100 posts in the last year. I guess that this is what happens when you have 3 hour breaks between classes and you have enough of working on stuff in Microsoft Excel. I love all you guys and appreciate the excellent commentary and company of this site. As someone who gets out to see a new movie about once a year due to the hell of grad school, your site comes in handy when I am trying to remember what I wanted to see during holiday breaks.

Thanks for a fun year everyone. Happy New Year's to all and looking forward to more entertaining commentary next year.

Also, I am immensely looking forward to the review for Rambo. That so looks like it will suck.

Posted by: Melody at January 1, 2008 9:33 PM

Wow... :) I made an end of year list!!!! I can say that without the comments section, this site wouldn't be the same. I've seen it over the last couple years that some of the reviews and topics posted are actually birthed from the comments. You guys always have something fresh to offer me while i waste 60% of my workday. Hell...methinks there would be a few dead cube dwellers in my building if not for you fine folks.

Am I the only commenter who dreams of one day writing something, no matter how small, for the site? i think that's a big reason why people come here. Because we feel like we're included. :) Happy New Year to all!!!

And R.R......you could tap this if you like.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 1, 2008 9:33 PM

I have left 2 comments this past year and most likely to leave 2 comments this year. Why? Because I could never be as witty or entertaining (but definitely snarky) as the Pajibans.


Thank you, Go Fug Yourself and Pajiba for a hilarious 2007. I shall expect nothing less for 2008.

Posted by: Eleanor Sabaduquia at January 1, 2008 10:11 PM

Groovy Marsha.
As a relative newbie, I'd just like to thank everyone for giving me a great place to look forward to reading interesting reviews and witty (sometimes) commentaries.

Posted by: Cindy at January 1, 2008 10:41 PM

Yay us!! Group hugs and high fives all around!!

Posted by: KatyBelle at January 2, 2008 12:34 AM

Yay us!! Group hugs and high fives all around!!

Posted by: KatyBelle at January 2, 2008 12:34 AM

I am now inspired to comment for the first time. Long time lurker--but this is one site that I hit just about every day. I am especially fond of the lists of what's good for me. I believe I got most of my summer reading from the "generations best books" list and ensuing comments. Thanks, Pajiba, for another great year, and for helping to expand my world a bit!

Posted by: Linnea at January 2, 2008 12:47 AM

I'm a major lurker, but I have to say that I love love love this site and always tell people about it. I really enjoy all things Pajiba: the reviews, comments, diversions, love, round-ups, everything. I even canceled my subscription to Entertainment Weekly because of you guys -- there was just no need for it anymore! And, ooooo boy, I love me some FourFour as well (Vag-arms and Winston, woot!!), so apparently I have splendid taste. Happy new year, everyone.

Posted by: little ya at January 2, 2008 1:04 AM

I am a big-time lurker on the internet--this is the only site where I ever post and the only site I visit where I feel that my post would be part of a conversation. Hooray for Pajiba! I knew it was love when I went to see "Winter Passing", came home really pissed off, and went to Pajiba to read a review. The title? "It Can't Pass Fast Enough." My sentiments exactly, and I was hooked.

Posted by: Cara at January 2, 2008 7:24 AM

Woo-hoo! Happy New Year, everyone. Y'all seriously help me through the workday/schoolday/whatever day it happens to be for me at the moment.

Posted by: em at January 2, 2008 10:21 AM

I got a survey phone call a couple of weeks ago, asking for my opinion on upcoming movies. Guess I hit their target demographic a lot (Mom who takes kid to movies), because I get these calls every few months.

Anyway, they asked me how I'd heard about one particular movie, and now there's one fast-talking survey girl who knows how to spell "Pajiba".

I'm really hoping the next time I get a call, my "which website" choices include AOL, Rotten Tomatoes, and Pajiba.

'Cause I just like to skew the numbers.

Posted by: Wednesday at January 2, 2008 10:28 AM

*Sigh*

That's what I get for being on an Internet inaccessable vacation. Is it too late to cash in on my 15 seconds of fame? Although, like many others, I'm a bit frightened by how much I've been posting. Not that I'll stop, mind you.

Posted by: pinkcheese at January 2, 2008 10:32 AM

Kolby-

You actually don't want it to be cumulative, because then you'd just be playing catch up. You want to have the same nice, clean, blank slate for this year's calculations as the commenters with whom you are competing.

Oh, and there's no "n" in my first name. See, Tamatha. :)

Posted by: tamatha at January 2, 2008 10:34 AM

I normally hate end of the year lists. I always disagree with them, and they always tend to cause more arguments than they're worth.

However, in this case, I'll make an exception. The writers on this site definitely do their thing, but the commenters listed above (even if it's more a numbers game) definitely have provided some hardcore entertainment ever since I came to this site. Cheers to them and to everyone else who contributes to my enjoyment (because it's all about me).

I've already hit a few bumps in the road in 2008 but I'm excited to kick off a New Year nonetheless. Happy New Year to all, and to all a good... morning.

Posted by: David at January 2, 2008 10:42 AM

Pajibans,

In case folks are still reading this thread, I've been trying to figure out how to thank you for the recommendation for the Song of Ice and Fire series. And I decided that this comment thread would be my best bet.

The recommendation was made (and seconded, and thirded, and fourthed, etc.) in the comment thread of the Harry Potter review this summer. Based on that praise, I got the first book for my main squeeze for his birthday, and he liked it so much, he asked for more for Christmas. Now, he has books two and three to keep him busy for a little while.

Thanks for being the intelligent folks you are and knowing I could trust your suggestion on this fantasy series!

Posted by: tamatha at January 2, 2008 10:45 AM

I was directed here from Go Fug Yourself, as well. Must have been about 3 years or so ago now ('05ish, I believe). I lurked for a long, long time, only seeing movies after reading the reviews on the site. I've only begun to comment within the past few months - mostly because I thought it was a little bit too nerdy to do so and also b/c most of what I had to say had already been said anyway.

Anyway... I'm STILL recovering from NYE and trying to scan Pajiba at work w/o getting caught. I'm convinced that this site is gonna get me fired someday soon. Let's hope that is not the case. I'm just happy that our site-blocking program here hasn't caught Pajiba yet!

Posted by: Mistress Violet at January 2, 2008 10:48 AM

Thanks for the mention! Though to be honest I was shocked that I have posted that much! Love this site and all the Pajibans.

Posted by: lyricalcatt at January 2, 2008 11:03 AM

I love it! I joined the team a tad late, after the whole DHS debacle, but have grown to truly appreciate this place for what it is: a community in the true sense of the word.

A word of advice: Tequila, like reality, is a cold kick in the crotch. Yes, I'm still recovering, too.

Seriously, to all my comment section brethren (and sistren, lest I incur undue wrath), much love and may we all have a happy, contentious, year.

Oh, and the reviewers, too.

Posted by: Smokin at January 2, 2008 11:51 AM

Thanks for the recognition and giving me something to do while at work. Happy 2008 everybody in Pajiba land!

Posted by: Rob at January 2, 2008 11:51 AM

Thanks for the recognition and giving me something to do while at work. Happy 2008 everybody in Pajiba land!

Posted by: Rob at January 2, 2008 11:51 AM

Yeah... I come back for the reviews.


Don't get me wrong, most of the comment sections are hilarious, but I really do put a lot of trust in your filmpinions, and I can't remember such joy being brought to my life as the Jackass Movie review.

You all do a brilliant job, and the fascinating minds you attract do you justice. Thanks for putting the smart on the internets.

-Superlurker Bees

Posted by: that bees chick at January 2, 2008 12:33 PM

"A word of advice: Tequila, like reality, is a cold kick in the crotch. Yes, I'm still recovering, too."

I tend to see Tequila as being a warm and comforting fog that seeps into your being and slowly strips you of memories, dignity and the ability to form coherent sentences.

And for that I love it so very, very much.

Let's hear it for two day hangovers!

Posted by: Alex the Odd at January 2, 2008 12:37 PM

Ah Tequila! Three friends went out on Wednesday afternoon to celebrate commencement from law school. We had way too much fermented cactus juice to drink. Suffice it to note that we quit only when one pal dipped my hand in the salsa and placed it in her mouth. It was several seconds before anyone of us noticed.

And yet I awoke feeling great: no headache, no stomach distress, nothing. I casually opened the paper and thought it strange that The Washington Post had delivered the paper in advance. It was not until I heard the weather report on the radio forecasting sunny skies for "today and Sunday" that I realized that I had gone to bed very late Wednesday night and awakened on Saturday morning. A two day blackout! That was a celebration worthy of the event.

Posted by: rudy at January 2, 2008 1:13 PM

I too, was directed to Pajiba by Go Fug Yourself. More specifically, Jessica Alba's ass on a Pajiba link led me here.
I am de-lurking just long enough to thank the writers and commenters for the most entertaining site on "the internets". You give me a reason to get up in the morning.

Posted by: raindog at January 2, 2008 2:14 PM

You mentioned me, you really mentioned me!!

And here I thought whenever the word "Pajibans" was invoked, it was referring to someone else. From now on, it will cause me to sit up a little straighter and say "by golly, that's me". Then I'll scratch myself and wander over to the fridge.

Here's to '08!

Posted by: sansho1 at January 2, 2008 2:17 PM

I, too, found this site via Go Fug Yourself and am so happy to have joined the Pajiba community. I don't comment often as it seems someone else has already said what I would have written. This year, I aspire to be a more active comment contributor.

I enjoy the biting wit I find here, the insightful reviews, and the exposure to movies I've never seen and wound up loving (Millions just arrived via Netflix today and I can't WAIT to watch it). The cherry on top is that I've been introduced to great blogs (like alabamapink's) that I now visit regularly.

Cheers to the staff and commenters alike--you rock!

Posted by: prairiegirl at January 2, 2008 3:03 PM

Hooray! This is one of only a few Web sites I'll actually comment on, and a big part of the reason is that it's not just a bunch of jackasses commenting, but a lot of people who actually have something interesting to say. Plus I think the key to movie reviewers is figuring out which reviewers' tastes match your own, and having a bunch of commenters who can say "well, I see the reviewer's point here, but despite the lack of coherent plotline I always enjoy a good zombie movie" or whatever lets me know if I can trust the reviewer's opinion, or believe it with a "but," or write it off as the thoughts of someone whose tastes are just radically different from mine. And just so you folks here at Pajiba know, I found your site through fark.com, which also is loads of fun.

Posted by: Cady at January 2, 2008 9:35 PM

I generally used to check Pajiba randomly but after the "Grey's Anatomy" real-time reviews began on a weekly basis, I was hooked daily. Those were so hilarious, pretty much the reason why I am sad about the writer's strike. I became a believer when "Drop Dead Gorgeous" was reviewed with praise. so smart! xoxo

Posted by: MissLady at January 3, 2008 12:18 AM

Pretty late to the game, as usual, but never late to say thanks for the site.

I'm not even a native English speaker, but I've tried my best to be here two or three times a week for a year now, whenever possible, just to check on all this brilliance. My very first comment was for The First Pajiba (Sh)it List, I think, and here's hoping we'll get a second edition for the greatness of (sh)it that was 2007.

Have a great 2008, staff, regular Pajibans, lurkers and meself.

Posted by: gargumma at January 3, 2008 2:28 AM

I've been reading this site for as long as I can remember, and while I'm not a frequent commentor, I still can't get enough of it. It's more than just the funny, intelligent writing on movies, TV, and pop culture; you guys (and gals) have refined the way I view movies and TV. This site is like graduate level reading in film. I can analize movies better, I can judge them better, and I can form my opinions about what I like and dislike about movies better because of the work you all do (and no, I don't just repeat everything you say verbatim, sometimes I think you guys are full of it). You have made movies more enjoyable for me, you've exposed me to things I would never have thought I would be interested in, and more than once you've saved my butt from shilling $10 for something I thought I would like, but would have ultimately been dissappointed in. And I am forever in your dept because of it. I didn't mean to sound so sentimental, but I meant all of it.

As for the commenting, wow, you all are amazing, and I am gratful to all of you. I can't tell you the number of times you've given me ideas for movies and things to see and do. One time that imediadtely come to mind is the guide writen about the best childrens movies. The main guide it's self was wonderful and brought back many memories, but the comment section is where I was recomended to many other fantastic movies, some I hadn't seen since I was a wee lad, and some I'd somehow missed, that were incredible. Sometimes I don't even get through a whole day's posts on Pajiba because I'm lost in the comments section.

Thank you all for your invaluable words, and I look forward to seeing you all throughout 2008!

Posted by: CarpePancakes! at January 3, 2008 2:31 AM

In my defense........

ir•re•gard•less (ĭr'ĭ-gärd'lĭs) Pronunciation Key
adv. Nonstandard
Regardless.


[Probably blend of irrespective and regardless.]


Usage Note: Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so.


Which I excerpted from Dictionary.com.

So dingles as you can see. I'm not the only one to use this improper word. It is a common misconception. While I'm thankful in your snarkily impetuous response to my misuse of a word, ONLY for pointing out to me so I can no longer make the same mistake twice. Which I'm sure weren't your intentions! Might I suggest you refrain from referring to people you don't know as "retarded" because of a misuse of a word. As for a hilarious observation might I also add that when typed in Microsoft word. Irregardless does not indicate a misuse in grammar, From "spelling or grammar".

And thanks TK for sticking up for me :) It made me smile. And now I can slightly relate to how Dustin must feel. Pouring his blood, sweat, and tears to entertain our lot on a daily, only to have a grammatical error so swiftly thrown back in his face......CHEERS

Posted by: Jax at January 3, 2008 12:46 PM

Proud to be Pajiban!

This site is one of the highlights of my work day.

PS - I work for a tv station.

Posted by: Nadha at January 3, 2008 2:43 PM

Hey kids - I know I'm late to the party (booo holiday stomach flu), but I had to share my Pajiba love too. As a long-time reader and occasional commenter, I must admit that the site always helps me get through my 9 to 5 grind, *sniff*. Alright, enough warm fuzzies. Back to the bitchery!

Posted by: b at January 3, 2008 4:28 PM

Thanks for all you do Pajiba. Best site out if you ask me.

Posted by: Drea at January 4, 2008 2:18 PM

Inspired by other frequent reader-infrequent posters, I'd like to come out of the lurkers-woodwork too, and resolve to make my way to the top ten of 2008! Hail Pajiba, long live!

Posted by: Nathan at January 8, 2008 3:55 AM

I have missed you all! I haven't posted in a while, but it is a singular honor to even be mentioned among such Illiminati (or is it Dillusionati?)
Anyhoo- Carry on, you squirrel-chucking mongoloids!
PAJIBA FOREVER!

Posted by: go big red at January 9, 2008 10:41 AM

Why hello, to the long lost civilization of Pajiba. After having been knocked off course and finding myself in a seeminly interminable jungle, I have found the idol of my searching. Thanks to nefarious elements (stupid Websense!!!) I was blind but now I see! I have returned, and just like General MacArthur, I am ready to kick ass and possibly, with bribes, take names. So here's a toast to all my fellow Pajibians and also the slim hope that I won't be blocked again (please!)

Btw, I may be overstepping my bounds, but I am wondering who this "Scarlett Knight" is. Could it not be a typo and if so please remedy this situation by placing my real name where it belongs. If I am claiming credit for someone else, please forgive me. Feel free to flame me if you ever see me.

Posted by: ScarletKnight at January 9, 2008 1:22 PM