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Ode to the Sandy Vagina — 2008

A New Year’s Tribute to the Pajiba Comment Section / Dustin Rowles

Comment Diversions | December 31, 2008 | Comments (111)

A lot has changed on Pajiba over the past year, most noticeably the fact that we cram posts down your throat eight to ten times a day, instead of the two to four posts we were pulling off this time last year. Since then, on the staff, we’ve added Prisco and TK (both of whom came from the Eloquent ranks); the site was hijacked by terrorist women for a day; the Best 20 Seasons of the Last 20 Years nearly tore us all apart; one of our own, AlabamaPink, suffered a setback; BarbadoSlim got stuck in TK’s dungeon; Skittimus Minimus and Maximus broke through the scene and helped to introduce a Pajiba deity and a Murdertank; the comments section went from rabidly feminist to weirdly boob obsessed; we introduced three new retrospective series — the Pajiba Blockbuster, Hangover Theater, and Twisted Masterpieces — Prisco got Cannonball Read started; the Seriously Random Lists have started to test my ability with Roman Numerals; the Boozehound began his weekly column; and — of course — we launched Eloquent Eloquence and have given away over 25 T-shirts and pissed off plenty of people since (that’s mostly on account of Prisco, God Bless him).

And now with other blogs falling by the wayside (Nick Denton’s empire is crumbling, for instance), we’re praying to Godtopus that we’ll be around to celebrate our 5th Anniversary in June (count on it! The recession can eat it, bitches). And, somehow, with the new eyes, the increased visibility of the site, all the new features, and the scores of new Eloquents, we’ve still managed not too succumb to the backlash. Oh, it is still nigh, but hopefully, we can push it back another year.

Anyway, as we did last year, here’s a look back at the Top 25 Eloquents of the year. They’re not ranked by favorites, of course (we love you all, equally, except for Jay, who has been our unwitting, good-natured punching bag all year long); they are merely ranked by number of posts. And there’s been quite a bit of turnover. I’d wanted to, once again, give a shout out to all those who have commented more than 100 times (as I did last year), but with over 156,000 comments now, it’s impossible to wade through them and count them all up. I’m truly sorry, but those of you who have commented over 100 times this year and certainly known among the staff and the other Eloquents and we value the hell out of your participation.

Anyway, here’s that top 25; I won’t say how many comments each left, except that you had to leave at least 500 to qualify and that our number one commenter left over 3000 in 2008.

25. Bucdaddy
24. Robert
23. Snath
22. Genny (also Dusty)
21. Figgy
20. Che Grovera
19. Nicole
18. Pissboy
17. Admin11
16. Optimus Rhyme
15. BWeaves
14. Sofia
13. PaddyDog
12. jM
11. Twig
10. Cindy
9. Kolby
8. Anastasia Beaverhausen
7. Sarina
6. Pookie
5. Shadows of Dakaron
4. BarbadoSlim
3. Skittimus Maximus
2. Jay
1. Julie


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Comments

As a former #1 I can only say: you will realize, Julie..that wanting is not nearly as much fun as wanting.

*starts plot*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 1:04 PM

*having

oy

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 1:05 PM

#20, eh? Not too bad considering that I started commenting regularly only in July...and that I'll never have enough free time on my hands to contend for #1. This is probably a good thing (for the sake of all involved).

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 1:05 PM

I left over 500 comments? I could have sworn I had a life. Where on earth did I misplace it?

Posted by: PaddyDog at December 31, 2008 1:08 PM

3000?! Julie, you are such a comment whore!

Posted by: jM at December 31, 2008 1:08 PM

Of course she had over 3,000 posts. It's Julie.

I vow to move up at least five spots next year. Considering I only really started posting a few months ago, that should be no problem.

Posted by: Snath at December 31, 2008 1:08 PM

Let's see, if I break every comment down and post one word per comment... yeah, I think I can beat Julie next year.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 31, 2008 1:13 PM

Starting

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 31, 2008 1:13 PM

Yeah, and speaking of Prisco. Now that he's weak, let's sacrifice his ass.

Cull the herd I say.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 1:13 PM

Paddydog, I thought the same thing. Also, I wonder if there's any way that I can find out how many of my 500+ comments were about pandas?

Posted by: jM at December 31, 2008 1:14 PM

now.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 31, 2008 1:14 PM

Also, I wonder if there's any way that I can find out how many of my 500+ comments were about pandas?

Or how many of Julie's were about boobs?

Posted by: branded at December 31, 2008 1:15 PM

Did you count all of Pookie's posts or only the ones that could be decoded?

Posted by: PaddyDog at December 31, 2008 1:18 PM

Over 500 posts? I'm not sure if I should be bummed or elated that I did not make the list.

Maybe if you counted all the comments I posted mocking Prisco using my various nom de plumes...

Hmm... New name for the new year. How 'bout L.O.V.E.

Posted by: JP (now L.O.V.E.) at December 31, 2008 1:23 PM

branded, every comment, even subconsciously, is about Julie's boobs, or Sofia's boobs, or boobs in general really. We're giddy for titties, nuts for busts, we invest in breasts.

Posted by: jM at December 31, 2008 1:25 PM

You're all acting like boob comments were a negative contribution.

Seriously, 3000? That's intense*. Either you have no life, or all you do at work is surf. In which case, I want your job!

All hail Julie!

*Like camping. Hey-o!

Posted by: Marra at December 31, 2008 1:27 PM

And not a single sexual innuendo among them. How did I manage?

Posted by: Julie at December 31, 2008 1:28 PM

What about panda titties, jM? How about a diversion that attempts to capture every single Pajib-idiosyncracy into a single comment?

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 1:30 PM

As a former #1 I can only say: you will realize, Julie..that wanting is not nearly as much fun as wanting.

*starts plot*

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 1:04 PM

*having

oy

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 1:05 PM

Agreed. Wanting is not nearly as much fun as having...wait, what are we talking about here?

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 1:36 PM

Thanks, Marra, for making me snort tea. Nice Ed McMahon impression.

Posted by: Melissa at December 31, 2008 1:36 PM

500/365 = 1.37 per day.

This was going to be the year that I ran every day to get into shape, but I see that there are other priorities.

Posted by: stipe42 at December 31, 2008 1:39 PM

3000+ Comment, eh. I think we deserve a pic of Julie's decolletage to confirm she is not a spambot.

Posted by: JP (now L.O.V.E.) at December 31, 2008 1:41 PM

Ha ha, I'm looking at Julie's decolletage right now!

Posted by: thejodester at December 31, 2008 1:42 PM

I think we deserve a pic of Julie's decolletage to confirm she is not a spambot

Yeah because spambots are incapable of posting spoofed digital content. It goes against their honest and forthright nature.

Posted by: stipe42 at December 31, 2008 1:46 PM

Well if my shirt's in the mail I'll, of course, take no offense.

The Oscar night thread's what really got me going steadily.

And yet I never start conversations, but I can join them easily and go on and on, so this is where most of the words I'm not saying to unknown women in public end up I suppose!

Posted by: Jay at December 31, 2008 1:50 PM

I'm so...proud of myself? I did meet my threat from last year to be named outside of the deluge of "broke 100 posts" cadets, but at what cost?

Fuck it. I met my New Years Resolution for 2008. That's sounds better. Yay for me!

And as is tradition now: may the New Year find the reviewers on the agreeable end of Robert's judgmental eye. I'm always judging. And may Godtopus have mercy on the poor fool who bashes a horror film Robert enjoys immensely.

Don't get too drunk tonight, peoples. I'm already high on Twilight Zone marathons and foreign artsy horror films.

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2008 1:53 PM

Stipe, if Julie the Spambot's breasteses are fantastic I don't care if she's a cyborg, I'm just giving an excuse to see them.

And jodester, you perv. Get out of that closet.

Posted by: JP (now L.O.V.E) at December 31, 2008 1:53 PM

You know, strictly speaking there's another 12 hours or so of 2008. Jay can still catch Julie.

Posted by: stipe42 at December 31, 2008 1:54 PM

22. Genny (also Dusty)

While I think it's cool that my rank matched my age, I'm gonna take offense to the implication regarding my personal hygiene habits. I am most certainly not dusty, I am RUSTY.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at December 31, 2008 1:59 PM

Is it sad that I'd rather sit here and try to make 500 posts than hang out with my boyfriend's friends tonight?

Yes.

But it's true.

Posted by: Kash at December 31, 2008 2:00 PM

Well, I may only be at the front of the pack, eating her dust with the rest.

Posted by: Jay at December 31, 2008 2:01 PM

That Jay comment got a pretty solid laugh out of me. Maybe because I often hear his posts accompanied with the tinkling Charlie Brown Christmas Special Music.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 31, 2008 2:01 PM

Digital proof of decolletage is no proof at all. There are lots of things on the internet that aren't real. Like the flying spaghetti monster, nymphomaniac sweat fetish bisexuals, and Florida.

Posted by: stipe42 at December 31, 2008 2:02 PM

I'm gonna take offense to the implication regarding my personal hygiene habits. I am most certainly not dusty, I am RUSTY.

If you're going to make it about personal hygiene, go with dust instead of rust. Dust can be wiped off, rust would take steel wool and elbow grease. I can't even give dirty metaphors, all the images of dank smelly rusty pipes are make me shudder.

Posted by: stipe42 at December 31, 2008 2:06 PM

Well I have to say, as a newly aspiring Pajiban wannabe, you've all managed to set the Eloquent bar pretty high. But I'm confident that if I dig deep, show a lot of character, give it 110%, and talk about boobs a LOT, then maybe, just maybe, next year I'll be up there on that list...

Posted by: Xtreme at December 31, 2008 2:08 PM

Hey, don't get me started on little red-haired girls.

Posted by: Jay at December 31, 2008 2:08 PM

How about a diversion that attempts to capture every single Pajib-idiosyncracy into a single comment?

Good God, Che. I think that might cause the internet to fold in on itself and spew out something Minimus would gurgle up after a bad bender.

Posted by: jM at December 31, 2008 2:09 PM

Erm Genny:

The title of this thread is "Sandy Vagina". And you want to emphasize "rusty" over "dusty"??????

Posted by: PaddyDog at December 31, 2008 2:17 PM

Genny, Paddy basically just stated that your hoo-ha squeaks.

Oh and Dustin, I'll be expecting my prize in the mail. It had better be a pony. Named Josefina.

Posted by: Julie at December 31, 2008 2:21 PM

Julie, you set your standards too low. Why request a pony when a unicorn is equally obtainable through this site? Me? I'd be asking for a bear riding a unicorn that shoots popcorn out of its horn and plays nothing but Bjork songs as covered by Feist and The Streets.

Posted by: Robert at December 31, 2008 2:24 PM

Screw you, Stipe. Nymphomaniac sweat fetish bisexuals are real! And they need love just like everyone else.

What next? You claim that the Holocaust never happened? That the genocide in Darfur is not real?

I could just cry right now... into the lovely sweater pillows of a busty nympho bisexual who appreciates a good sweat.

Posted by: JP (now L.O.V.E.) at December 31, 2008 2:27 PM

I was on this list last year. I am not on this list this year. I am sorry Dustin. I blame work and the fact that thye keep expecting me to do stuff.

A happy and a healthy to everyone here

Posted by: Brian at December 31, 2008 2:28 PM

I'm just gonna come out and say it: Julie is probably FUCKING SOMEONE HERE.

My guess? Nosek, she looks like she's down with the bagina, after a few.

C'mon! YOU'VE ALL BEEN THINKING IT!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 2:31 PM

OMG, it's all become clear now, don't you SEE people, the corruption, the liberal agenda, the monkey sacrifices, the stupid music section, PRISCO...aaaah...ahhhh, JULIE!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 2:37 PM

Slim, I cant imagine that our precious Julie would allow herself to be defiled by that slovenly turd burglar.

Posted by: JP (now L.O.V.E.) at December 31, 2008 2:43 PM

My preference for Rusty stems from my hair color, and the fact that I hate most red-head related nicknames. Some of my friends tried to get "Big Red" to stick for a while but I shut that down right quick. Ditto firecracker, firecrotch, and match stick (white with red on top). I can deal with Rusty, though. I blame the Venture Brothers, Ocean's 11, and my grandparent's former retriever for positive associations with that nickname.

Also I've known some really obnoxious people who went by the nickname "Dusty".

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at December 31, 2008 2:44 PM

I think we deserve a pic of Julie's decolletage to confirm she is not a spambot

I've been privy to Jules's decollete, and may I assure you: it's magnificent

In fact, I will again be privy to it in two weeks time (or so). Baltimore will be rocked. Rocked, I say.

Also, I expect to bask in the glory of those 3k comments of yours, Jules. I am happy to vicariously live out these thrills through you!

Posted by: lizzieborden at December 31, 2008 2:44 PM

I've been besmirched! BESMIRCHED!!!

And I would be LUCKY to bag Stacey, Slim. I wanted to throw her in my purse and feed her wine.

Posted by: Julie at December 31, 2008 2:46 PM

ugh, goddamn punctuation.

Posted by: lizzieborden at December 31, 2008 2:46 PM

I was kind of scared that I was going to be on this list before I remembered that I only started commenting at all a few months ago, and regularly/obsessively maybe a month ago. Next year, though, I'm taking Sarina's spot at #7.

You know, Dustin, if you enable sign-ins, it'll be a lot easier to count these up...

Posted by: Sabrina at December 31, 2008 2:47 PM

Oooh, careful there, Sabrina. Sarina's a wily, evil bitch.

(I can only aspire to that kind of evil, unfortunately. She's my role model.)

Posted by: lizzieborden at December 31, 2008 2:50 PM

Robbed again....

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Butthole

Posted by: George at December 31, 2008 2:51 PM

A wine purse?! Its like a buzz 'n a box, but portable!

Posted by: JP (now L.O.V.E.) at December 31, 2008 3:00 PM

Wait, Julie is coming to Baltimore? Like, the crime ridden city that's 45 minutes from my house, Baltimore? Why does no one tell me these things?!?

Oh, probably because I keep forgetting that there's a Pajiba facebook group, right?

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at December 31, 2008 3:02 PM

Sabrina v. Sarina?
*Rips open packet for Instant Pudding*
LES GETTIT OOOOON!!

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 31, 2008 3:03 PM

actually... shit. i totally forgot to let you know, Genny.

i prostrate myself at your feet.

and i'll message you and let you know what's going down. ;)

Posted by: lizzieborden at December 31, 2008 3:04 PM

In a completely unrelated note:

More people need to get to the Pajiba Facebook, it's another place to waste time that is used too rarely.

Also, people need to friend me, because I have no problem accepting requests from other people, but I am extremely self-conscious and have a hard time trying to friend people myself. I'm lucky I have the ones I do.

Posted by: Snath at December 31, 2008 3:08 PM

Snath-done!

Posted by: Julie at December 31, 2008 3:11 PM

Good God, Che. I think that might cause the internet to fold in on itself and spew out something Minimus would gurgle up after a bad bender.

Posted by jM at December 31, 2008 2:09 PM

Yes, jM, that is precisely my plan!

Think about it: panda titties lactating taco dip to muppet babies delivered in a Murdertank stroller pushed by Rainbow Killer to the altar of Godtopus in TK's basement for a whiskey-soaked sacrificial ritual in which BarbadoSlim and TK engage each other in a pudding-filled cage match trying to devour the still-beating heart of the other only to realize the sucker's bet in that neither has one...

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 3:14 PM

Nothing puts me in the mood for wrasslin' more than Instant Pudding. But that's ok, I'll let Sarina have her moment in the 7 now. I totally deserve it more, I do have 7 letters in my name, unlike her deficient 6. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M CALLING YOU OUT.

Posted by: Sabrina at December 31, 2008 3:16 PM

I am a sad, sorry, little man... And to think I've never posted on anything up until last year. Pajiba done took my cherry...

However, should we take out all other aliases I posted under, I'm gonna guess I'd be somewhere in the twenties. Stupid Conrad! Stupid Michael Bay! Friggin' Nosferatu and Stanley Electronics Guy!

Posted by: Skitz at December 31, 2008 3:17 PM

Um, if my comments get contradictory and belligerent, like that one, it may be because I'm starting drinking early.

Posted by: Sabrina at December 31, 2008 3:18 PM

You know, back about, oh 17, 18 years ago, "carrot top" was another valid option.

Sad, isn't it. What we've lost.

What was stolen.

Posted by: Jay at December 31, 2008 3:18 PM

Umm. what is this crazy "facebook" thingamajiggy you youngsters speaks of?

Posted by: JP at December 31, 2008 3:21 PM

SKITZ IS CONRAD?

My life, it is upside-down.

Posted by: Sabrina at December 31, 2008 3:21 PM

Ahhh, Facebook friends. Thanks guys!

There's a lesson in this if you squint real hard.

Self pity = Interweb friends.

Posted by: Snath at December 31, 2008 3:25 PM

I'll friend you! I've been trying to keep my pictures and friends at the same level, but then my sister deleted her account, and everything got all fucked up so I deleted half my friends and now is the time, if anyone wants to be my friend before you ring in the new year, because, I will probably not want to do this tomorrow.

Posted by: Sabrina at December 31, 2008 3:29 PM

I hear what you are saying Skitz. You may know me as Ghostface Killer, Little Pookie, My Little Pony, Abercrombie & Bitch, RZA, ODB, The Donkey Exploration Show, Taco Tuesday, Leaking Orifice, Yackoff Smirnoff.

Wait, wrong list. Nevermind.

Posted by: JP (now L.O.V.E.) at December 31, 2008 3:29 PM

I was mostly joking, lizzie. I say "mostly" because you know as soon as I saw those facebook statuses change I would have been all "WHAT?!?" and been messaging you fools like the jobless facebook stalker I am.

(insert comment salvaging what little coolness I have here)

And Jay, that is sad to think about. I may have to go and light a candle for that one.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at December 31, 2008 3:30 PM

Well, I'm still gonna message you. Cuz you're more than welcome to join us. I'm planning on making my little brother drive us around. :D

Posted by: lizzieborden at December 31, 2008 3:33 PM

Just so Skitz knows, I am trying to friend you, but only because I have a secret burning crush on Cooooonrad.

Posted by: Sabrina at December 31, 2008 3:34 PM

SKITZ IS CONRAD?

Posted by: Sabrina at December 31, 2008 3:21 PM

And Soylent Green is peeeeeee-pullllll!

Pajiba is rife with other mysteries and intrigues, Sabrina. Don't allow vertigo to set in as you contemplate the descent into madness -- just make the leap.

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 3:34 PM

Servo is a posting machine. Sometimes I wonder how she manages to keep her job, but then I remember that she is a dedicated bitch. Girl left the Phillies Day festivities to go back to work! That right there warrants a medal.

I was surprised to see myself up there since I haven't been commenting lately, but huzzah!

Posted by: Nicole at December 31, 2008 3:41 PM

I think I posted under my real name a couple times when I first started out here, but I quickly changed to Snath and have kept it pretty much all the time. Except for one time I was Sofi's dad.

Posted by: Snath at December 31, 2008 3:42 PM

I guess I can't act so naive, Che. I myself have gone incognito as both Ryan Reynolds and an Underpants Gnome. But Conrad... sniff. It just hurts that the man I thought I was building a shrine to is no more than a disfigured lunatic with a brother-shaped, alcoholic tumor.

Posted by: Sabrina at December 31, 2008 3:48 PM

Think about it: panda titties lactating taco dip to muppet babies delivered in a Murdertank stroller pushed by Rainbow Killer to the altar of Godtopus in TK's basement for a whiskey-soaked sacrificial ritual in which BarbadoSlim and TK engage each other in a pudding-filled cage match trying to devour the still-beating heart of the other only to realize the sucker's bet in that neither has one...

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 3:14 PM

-----------------------------------------------
This post alone makes this place worth the time.

I would post more, but I think I would get blocked.

Again, thanks for tolerating someone from the right, and a HAPPY, HEALTHY and SAFE NEW YEAR to all.

Posted by: richmac at December 31, 2008 3:48 PM

"... BarbadoSlim and TK engage each other in a pudding-filled cage match trying to devour the still-beating heart of the other only to realize the sucker's bet in that neither has one...

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 3:14 PM..
------------------------------------

How dare you sir, know your place, TK might allow that sort of disrespect but I. WILL. NOT.

You will address me as: "the Dark Lord" or "Slim Lord" or "Dark Lord of Slim"

that goes for the rest of you scumbags.


mmm..or Slim Lord of Dark...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 3:50 PM

damn, having my life fall apart in the middle of the year really took me out of the running this year.......but don't worry, 2009 will be MINE!

Posted by: dammitjanet at December 31, 2008 3:52 PM

How about "Dark Chocolate Fudge Slim Fast?"

Posted by: Snath at December 31, 2008 3:53 PM

500+? No wonder I'm exhausted. It's 8:30 bedtime for me tonight .. as usual. As for the rest of you hell-raisers: Careful out there. It's Amateur Night II for drinkers.

See y'all in '09.

Posted by: bucdaddy at December 31, 2008 3:54 PM

Slim Lordy, I'm sick of him, look at him, walking around, grabbing his you-know-what.

Posted by: Shady at December 31, 2008 3:54 PM

And TK said-nothing you idiots! TK's dead and locked in my basement!

Posted by: SlimShady at December 31, 2008 3:56 PM

Think about it: panda titties lactating taco dip to muppet babies delivered in a Murdertank stroller pushed by Rainbow Killer to the altar of Godtopus in TK's basement for a whiskey-soaked sacrificial ritual in which BarbadoSlim and TK engage each other in a pudding-filled cage match trying to devour the still-beating heart of the other only to realize the sucker's bet in that neither has one...

Good thing you didn't mention Pookie or we'd all be done for.

Posted by: jM at December 31, 2008 3:56 PM

Damn, Slim. You're more hard core than Robert Pattinson.

Posted by: JP (now L.O.V.E.) at December 31, 2008 4:01 PM

I though Slim Lord said Slime Lord. Also accurate.

Show the whole world how you gave Barbados VD!

Posted by: Sabrina at December 31, 2008 4:03 PM

Damn, Slim. You're more hard core than Robert Pattinson.

HAAAAAHHHAAAA! Owww, that's gotta' hurt, man...

Posted by: Lainey at December 31, 2008 4:05 PM

Good thing you didn't mention Pookie or we'd all be done for.

Posted by: jM at December 31, 2008 3:56 PM

Oh but I did, jM. Pookie is Godtopus, after all...

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 4:06 PM

less is more.

and happy new year.

Posted by: celery at December 31, 2008 4:15 PM

Um, if my comments get contradictory and belligerent, like that one, it may be because I'm starting drinking early

By which you mean yesterday?

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at December 31, 2008 4:25 PM

Pookie is Godtopus, after all...

What?! That means that I'm only Godtopus' 4th favorite black person!

Posted by: jM at December 31, 2008 4:32 PM

What?! That means that I'm only Godtopus' 4th favorite black person!

Posted by: jM at December 31, 2008 4:32 PM

Perhaps, but look at the bright side. What do you think life is like for any of the top three? The burden of their proximity to Godtopus weighs heavy on them, while you are able to wield your scythe-like wit and indulge your panda-lust with carefree abandon...

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 31, 2008 4:51 PM

By which you mean yesterday?

If you want to get picky, I started a month ago. Finding out I attract Pookies didn't exactly help keep me sober though.

Posted by: Sabrina at December 31, 2008 5:08 PM

More than 500 times! Maybe my boss had a point when he was complaining about my work not getting done. You know what? Fuck. Him.

Where are we going?.......Higher!

You will address me as: "the Dark Lord" or "Slim Lord" or "Dark Lord of Slim"

I nominate "Lord Slim Diddy".

Posted by: admin at December 31, 2008 5:18 PM

Jesupus, Marypus and Josepus. 500+ and only three of them worth a tinker's dam.

Ah well. Better to burn out (dust) than it is to rust. Someone said.

Posted by: bucdaddy at December 31, 2008 5:22 PM

My New Years resolution is to become a onmipotent presence on this site!! or just keep lurking either way Happy New Years Bitches !!!!!!!!

Posted by: gilp at December 31, 2008 6:05 PM

That lyric is much appreciated, Buc.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at December 31, 2008 6:08 PM

gilp, you almost transposed yourself a godlike limp dick.

Posted by: ted boynton at December 31, 2008 6:28 PM

500......I can't even count that high. I only started a couple months ago, shot through the stratosphere and fell to earth like so many one hit wonders....to the point where I got Rubblerolled.

I don't know what it's going to take to win back your love. I may have to go acoustic, work out the riffs in small venues and maybe even have to open for AVB or Slim...they will ask who I am and no one will remember. Then, all of a sudden, I will make my grand, Fat Elvis in '68 comeback sometime in the middle of the year.

Happy New Years, Y'all.....

Posted by: Rubble44 at December 31, 2008 7:09 PM

Since I'm sure this is the only list I'll make, I am quite proud. I think I'll curtsy to myself in the mirror.

Posted by: Cindy at December 31, 2008 7:29 PM

Just a quick drop in, I'm gonna help TK with tonight's activities:

*drop it Phil*


Ooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooooooo

You told me, I see the rise
But, it always falls
I see them come, I see them go
You say, "All things pass into the night"
And I say, "Oh no sir I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong"
Won't you listen to me

You told me, I've seen it all before
I been there, I've seen my hopes and dreams
Lying on the ground

I've seen the sky just begin to fall
And you say, "All things pass into the night"
And I say, "Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong"
Won't you listen to me

Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
Good-bye horses, I'm flying over you
Good-bye horses, I'm flying, flying, flying over you

Ooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooooooo


Happy New Year's ...bitch, tuck it in real tight.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 7:32 PM

bitch, tuck it in real tight

Fuck man, for a minute I thought it was TMax.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at December 31, 2008 7:48 PM

I go for quality over quantity because you can't divide by zero.

Posted by: Lucas at December 31, 2008 8:01 PM

Don't worry, Rubble my friend, I was surprised I didn't make it on here too. But, I do have days where I don't even get on the computor, so I guess it averages out in the end.

On the other hand, I started out as Anastasia Beaverhausen, so maybe our comments got counted together? In which case, go us! And I'm still sorry I tried to steal your handle.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at December 31, 2008 8:23 PM

How dare you sir, know your place, TK might allow that sort of disrespect but I. WILL. NOT.

You will address me as: "the Dark Lord" or "Slim Lord" or "Dark Lord of Slim"

that goes for the rest of you scumbags.


mmm..or Slim Lord of Dark...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 31, 2008 3:50 PM

Sorry I overlooked this yesterday. As you wish, SLoD.

Posted by: Che Grovera at January 1, 2009 4:07 PM

I got over myself and friended some people today. Consider yourselves honored...and it's completed random who I picked.

For now...

Posted by: Snath at January 1, 2009 6:55 PM

Completely*

Posted by: Snath at January 1, 2009 6:56 PM

We could use a little more Pissboy around these here parts. See if you can crank it up to 2,000 posts, wouldja? Thanks.

Posted by: bucdaddy at January 1, 2009 8:57 PM

3000 posts eh?

Someone needs to move out of their garage with the twin divits in the dirt and leave Karl Childers to his potted meats and mustard covered biscuits. EHH humph!

Just leave the hammers behind or Doyle's gonna get all rednecky on your ass.

Posted by: bucslim at January 1, 2009 9:11 PM

Aaaaaawww... No wonder my first year as a cubicle gremlin went by so quickly. Thanks, guys.

*flashes screen*

Posted by: Sofía at January 2, 2009 11:04 AM

Nipplicious!

Posted by: L.O.V.E. (formerly JP) at January 2, 2009 1:25 PM

You know the person who shows up SUPER late for every party? The one who comes in at 2 am all amazingly fresh because she took a super late disco nap and NOW she's ready to party? She comes bounding into your crappy little crackerbox apartment with her too-expensive-for-you-guys-but-brought-it-anyway booze and is all "WHOOOOOOO, ANASTASIA BEAVERHAUSEN IN THE HOUSE Y'ALL!!!" You know that woman? But everyone's about 43 drinks ahead of her and just looks sort of bleary-eyed and pukes on her shoes or wanders out to have a smoke?

That's what it's like to be me.

And yet--there I am at number eight muther fuckers. I'm stealth, y'all. STEALTH.

Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen at January 2, 2009 10:41 PM