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Name that Actress

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Comment Diversions | Comments (71)



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One of our more popular comment diversions is “Name that Movie,” which we break out once a year or so, and give all of you an opportunity to toss back and forth some vivid scenes from movies you otherwise don’t remember. It’s a fun diversion, and I hope you all endeavor to do it again in the space below. In addition to the “Name that Movie” game, here’s a supplemental twist to get you going:

A longtime reader of ours, Cheryl, has a searing recollection of a certain actress, but can’t for the life of her place the name. I leave it up to you, folks, to run with the clues she provides and name that actress.

So I’ve been trying to figure out who this actress is - but all I have to go on is a mental image. I can’t remember her name, can’t think of any movies she’s been in, and I only have a vague image in my head of one scene I remember her being in. Anyway, here’s what I have to go on:

I’m thinking of a character actress, kind of in the vein of Mindy Sterling, but much more serious. She looks a bit like an older Lili Taylor, but smaller, possibly even legally a midget (sorry if that’s not the PC term)? I’m not thinking of the woman from Poltergeist, though.

I have a mental image of a short woman, with short black hair with blunt bangs, and a round nose. I think sometimes she’s worn thick black glasses in films. She often plays serious, dour characters, but I can’t think of any movies from the past five to ten years that she’s been in. I feel like I’ve seen her as a nurse in a creepy, possibly horror movie. I think she often plays German or Eastern European characters, usually pretty severe. And that’s all I’ve got! I can picture her face perfectly, but I have nothing else to go on.

If you can identify that actress, Cheryl would be very much pleased. I’ve unhelpfully used Zelda Rubinstein in the header pic so that you’ll be hard pressed to get the image of her out of your head to increase the degree of difficulty.

In addition, feel free to offer up slipping memories of scenes from other movies or television shows that the Jiba community can help you identify. For instance: What television show used the theme song “Georgia,” and, I believe, opened with scenes from in and around Atlanta? (I’m sure I could look this one up, but where’s the fun in that?).









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Comments

Linda Hunt?

Posted by: mswas at October 12, 2010 3:34 PM

I was just thinking of a question like this this morning! I have a scene in my mind from a horror movie, but I have no idea which one.

A guy is driving through the country at night, and he passes a little boy on a bike. Then a few seconds later he passes him again, but this time it's an old creepy man in the little boy's clothes.

Anyone?

Posted by: Vee at October 12, 2010 3:35 PM

Here's a link to Lina Hunt on IMDB.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001373/

Posted by: mswas at October 12, 2010 3:35 PM

Linda Hunt?

Posted by: David Sturm at October 12, 2010 3:36 PM

Linda Hunt was also my first thought.

Posted by: Cindy at October 12, 2010 3:36 PM

Linda Hunt-but everyone beat me :)

Posted by: Julie at October 12, 2010 3:36 PM

Yeah, I was thinking Linda Hunt, too.

No capes.

Posted by: dammitjanet at October 12, 2010 3:37 PM

Oh, and the TV show? Designing Women.

You're welcome. Julia Sugarbaker RULES.

Posted by: dammitjanet at October 12, 2010 3:38 PM

Vee: that's John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness. That scene is where Sam Neill is trying to find a specific town where a horror writer disappeared to.

And I too thought of Linda Hunt...or Edna Mode from The Incredibles.

Posted by: Fredo at October 12, 2010 3:38 PM

I think I know who you're talking about, but can't place her in a movie either. Does she kind of look like a real-life version of the tailor lady in "The Incredibles?"

Posted by: Kballs at October 12, 2010 3:40 PM

NO CAPES!

Posted by: Perfect Tommy at October 12, 2010 3:40 PM

That was Brad Bird in The Incredibles. And wasn't he doing Edith Head?

I concede the character totally looked like Linda Hunt.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 12, 2010 3:41 PM

Zelda Rubinstein.

Posted by: kate at October 12, 2010 3:42 PM

Danny Devito

Posted by: logar at October 12, 2010 3:52 PM

Linda Hunt was also my first thought. She rocked in Kindergarten Cop.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 12, 2010 3:58 PM

Fredo you rock! That scene still haunts me.

And D-Rowles, I'd love to see some horror movie -TV episode reviews in honor of Halloween.

Posted by: Vee at October 12, 2010 4:05 PM

Linda Hunt rules, and I oddly remember her best in the terrible Richard Greico movie If Looks Could Kill. She was awesome!! She ripped off a necklace and killed people with it!!

Posted by: MyySharona at October 12, 2010 4:08 PM

Designing Women! Yeah, I spent my youth watching two hours of that and Golden Girls a day. Those ladies were way more fun than the real-life kids I knew.

Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at October 12, 2010 4:11 PM

Every time I see Linda Hunt these days, I superimpose her saying "Shadapp Mapes" or whatever from Dune. Creepy

Posted by: DeckOfficer!! at October 12, 2010 4:14 PM

"The world is what you make of it, friend. If it doesn't fit you make alterations."

Linda Hunt's BEST role :)

Posted by: lubeg at October 12, 2010 4:14 PM

I agree with Linda Hunt too.

Btw, she was so good in Living Dangerously and in Dune. Although I am super glad she is working, I think that her talent is a little wasted in NCIS.

Posted by: mc-rox at October 12, 2010 4:14 PM

This particular show definitely wasn't "Designing Women." It was earlier, and it was a cop show. I believe someone was traveling around in a police car during the opening theme song.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at October 12, 2010 4:17 PM

MySharona-that is the movie that I ALWAYS think of when I see her! So terrible and yet so watchable. When drunk. Or 12.

Posted by: Julie at October 12, 2010 4:27 PM

Julie . . . don't look now but it's on instant Netflix. I've been able to resist so far.

Michael Corben!!!!!

Posted by: MyySharona at October 12, 2010 4:28 PM

Well, it USED to be.

Posted by: MyySharona at October 12, 2010 4:32 PM

In The Heat of The Night?

Posted by: Chris at October 12, 2010 4:33 PM

It's Zelda Rubinstein:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0748289/

Posted by: Mebe at October 12, 2010 4:33 PM

was it in the heat of the night? that was a cop show filmed in georgia

Posted by: Rachel at October 12, 2010 4:37 PM

I can see how you might, with the lapse of memory caused by time, confuse the song from In the Heat of the Night with "Georgia."
I guess.

Posted by: MyySharona at October 12, 2010 4:41 PM

It was running constantly on Encore about 2 months ago. I may have watched it. I definitely watched it. Remember the skank with the scorpion? Hee.

Posted by: Julie at October 12, 2010 4:41 PM

Oooooh, that scorpion bitch. She was in one episode of Sex and the City and I saw her and I was all, she's exactly the same!!! Run!!!! Bitch got a scorpion to put in your pants!!
And then she showed up on Angel and I was all upset again.

Posted by: MyySharona at October 12, 2010 4:51 PM

Folks, she said "I’m not thinking of the woman from Poltergeist, though." which means it's not Zelda.

I also thought Linda Hunt.

Posted by: steve at October 12, 2010 4:52 PM

Damnit. Now this is bugging me, because I can't find it. I looked up "In the Heat of the Night," and that wasn't it. Maybe it wasn't a television show. Maybe it was a scene in a movie. It was definitely "Georgia on my Mind," (maybe the Willie version?) and it had a cop driving around the city all forlorn. I think he had a mustache. I wanted to say it was Jackie Gleason, but -- unless that was a scene in Smokey and the Bandit -- it doesn't seem to fit.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at October 12, 2010 4:58 PM

I'm not sure if this is from a movie or a TV episode, but I can distinctly picture a male character (late teens to possibly early 30s?) in a group and says something is funny. Rest of group looks at him, surprised/incredulous, and he covers for himself, responding, "Not funny ha ha... funny strange."

I know this is a common phrase now, but I remember it being the first time I heard it at the time (mid 90s?, though the movie/episode could've been from the 80s even) and I remember the set up and intonation very clearly.

This could quite possibly be a Xander quote in a Buffy episode (totally fits the situation and character type), but as much as I love Buffy, I really can't watch all 7 seasons at the moment.
Anyone...?

Posted by: zyzzyva at October 12, 2010 5:15 PM

OMG MySharona, me too!!

That and Gabrielle Anwar scoffing at Richard Grieco, "What are we going to do, chew our way out?"

Posted by: Stella at October 12, 2010 5:33 PM

Ok Dustin, I have no idea what you're talking about but I wanted to play too. Based purely on your description and some scouring of the soundtrack secion of IMDB. I'm guessing that what you're remembering may be the 1986 movie "Off Beat". Description follows:

Joe Gower's job is skating through library shelves, fetching books. A police officer/friend of his is chosen to participate in a charity dance performance. Gower agrees to take his place in the show by posing as a police officer. He falls for a female officer in the show and gets into various scrapes with fellow cops and also crooks. And he dances.

Maybe? it includes cops and Georgia on My Mind.

Posted by: valerie at October 12, 2010 5:43 PM

zyzzyva, before I even got to that part of your post I was thinking it was a Xander quote. Now I'm dying to know if we're right. Damn, you have perplexed me.

Posted by: MyySharona at October 12, 2010 5:47 PM

BTW Linda Hunt = Gaea's voice in "God of War" series.

Posted by: Fredo at October 12, 2010 5:53 PM

Okay, here's one.There was a princess from . . . somewhere. And she was wearing a red dress and was not quite a hooker, but maybe more like a dime-a-dance girl a la Pat Benatar in "Love is a Battlefield" but no group dance and uprising against a pimp. And some voodoo guy is protecting her? And she's in a dance contest, somehow, and (stick with me) replaces some uptight bitch as some guy's dance partner and . . . I think they're trying to save the trees. I might have made that last part up.

Seriously guys. Help me out. I'm purposely not looking on IMDB for this.

Posted by: MyySharona at October 12, 2010 5:54 PM

Myysharona - that fabulous piece of cheese is Lambada:The Forbidden Dance. Thank you Skinemax!

Posted by: Mcsquish at October 12, 2010 6:08 PM

If it's not Linda Hunt then we need some movies the mystery actress may have starred in.

Posted by: John W at October 12, 2010 6:16 PM

Wow, Mcsquish, thank you.
Also, were they really trying to save trees? I'm hoping that was just something I came up with during a fever dream.

Posted by: MyySharona at October 12, 2010 6:16 PM

Oh, and you got he plot exactly right: Brazilian princess comes to NY to save her rainforest, gets job as maid for rich prick with heart of gold, teaches him lambada (though it is...forbidden!), has a falling out, gets job as dancer for money, realizes she was not hired to dance, gets rescued, wins big dance off, marries rich boy and saves her home. The end.

What? It's totally plausible. That's exactly how I met Mr. Squish...

Posted by: Mcsquish at October 12, 2010 6:17 PM

The more we recap it, the stupider it sounds.

What do I know, I watched Maid to Order the other day JUST BECAUSE.

Posted by: MyySharona at October 12, 2010 6:18 PM

Linda Hunt, definitely.. she was also the voice of the avatar (the Russian) in Carnivale... the one who you didn't see because he was always behind the curtain.

Posted by: jmd at October 12, 2010 6:19 PM

Wow, I just thought about how much detail I remember of that movie and realized, that is the spot in my brain that kept me from getting an A on my ConLaw final. Neuman!

Posted by: Mcsquish at October 12, 2010 6:20 PM

I know I'm late to the party and all.
But I think I actually have this one.
Is it... Linda Hunght?

Posted by: Ms MoMo at October 12, 2010 6:30 PM

Am I the only one who thinks Lotte Lenya? With Russia From Love.

Posted by: Dragonspit at October 12, 2010 7:03 PM

IS IT LINDA HUNT?

Hee. I'm proud of myself, though. I read the description and as it went on, I started to picture Linda Hunt in my head. And then I remembered she was in Dune (I live with two huge Dune nerds). So I was just about to IMDB it when I scrolled down and saw her name here. I'm hugging myself!

The mister and I LOVE to watch movies and catch a glimpse of someone we've seen in other roles but we can't....quite....remember their name and then try to beat each other to remembering. British actors are constantly popping up all over the place, especially dramatic actors.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at October 12, 2010 7:06 PM

Hahaha, you guys are fantastic! Linda Hunt, indeed.

Dustin, I'm guessing you figured it out the second you got my email, too, but I appreciate that you humored me and went ahead and tossed it out to the masses. I knew you guys could do it. Man, that was bothering me for weeks.

Now can anyone help me name the movie she was in where she played a nurse? The scene I'm thinking of involved some serious side-eye being thrown by her at the main character. Again, that's about as much as I have to go on.

Thanks, to, um, EVERYONE for helping me figure it out!

Posted by: Cheryl at October 12, 2010 7:12 PM

Damn, I can't think of any other TV shows.....for some reason, I'm wondering if it was the Magnum PI rip-off, whose name escapes me. Or Carter Country. Or Hearts on Fire....at least, I think that was the name of it.....

Posted by: dammitjanet at October 12, 2010 7:13 PM

Believe it or not, she played a nurse in She-Devil, with Roseanne and Meryl Streep.

Posted by: dammitjanet at October 12, 2010 7:14 PM

Linda Hunt rocked Dune. and let's not forget her in one of my favorite movies, 1980's Altman classic, Popeye.

i looked on imdb and apparently she is a regular on some tv show now. good for her!

Posted by: idleprimate at October 12, 2010 7:14 PM

Snuggie, I love that game!!!! I do it all the time, but C doesn't play with me and then doesn't understand my happy dance when I a) figure out the name and b) look it up to prove I'm so totally fucking right.

Posted by: MyySharona at October 12, 2010 7:15 PM

Idleprimate,

In what country and/or dimension is Altman's Popeye considered a classic?

Posted by: Some Guy at October 12, 2010 8:26 PM

In the primate world.

Posted by: mswas at October 12, 2010 8:28 PM

I didn't know her name but Linda Hunt was definitely who I was visualizing (the real life version of the seamstress on the Incredibles, indeed).

Posted by: petalfrog at October 12, 2010 8:30 PM

sigh, ok. i've never met anyone who liked Popeye. so it is a classic in the country of me. satisfied you mean pajibans; i'd like to see you bare your guilty treasures.

I confess, I am so blinded i don't know why it isn't a classic. It seems so perfect to me, musical and all.

. . .somehow confessing to liking Popeye is now seeming more embarrassing than throwing in on the pisaster anal sex thread. what kind of world is that?

*hums I yam what I yam and feels better*

Posted by: idleprimate at October 12, 2010 8:39 PM

Wow, really late to this thread, so I will just contribute that my favorite Linda Hunt role is in Silverado.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 12, 2010 9:09 PM

Not to undermine everyone's valiant efforts in helping our dear Cheryl, but she's obviously talking about Edna from the Incredibles.

Posted by: Brittany at October 12, 2010 11:09 PM

idleprimate, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. I haven't seen it in years, but I still have such clear, fond memories of Popeye, and I've never understood the hate. I suppose it was a financial failure, but that hardly makes it a terrible movie! I recently discovered that my husband loves it, too. So it is definitely a classic in the microstate of Us.

He's tall,
good-lookin'
and he's large
(LARGE!)

Posted by: Edith at October 12, 2010 11:40 PM

"sweeeet sweet haven, god must love us"

that was worth staying up until midnight for. thanks Edith, I've probably been waiting my whole life since 8, to hear that.

"I demand an apology"
"Apology tax"

actually, i think if today's audiences saw it, they would love it. but it has already been declared too bad to watch.

Posted by: idleprimate at October 12, 2010 11:56 PM

and for all you haters who quote its failure, it apparently made 60 million(50 in the US) against a budget of 25 million. and i would be surprised if it cost that much to begin with. hardly a bomb

Posted by: idleprimate at October 13, 2010 12:02 AM

I keep remembering watching a movie drama about some people - at least one woman and a mentally challenged man, who is her brother (?) who get arrested in a foreign country for smuggling (?), and it all ends with them being executed. It's probably at least 15 years old, and I don't even know which nationality the movie is. I keep picturing the woman peeing down her leg when she's about to be executed.
Anyone?

Posted by: n. wood at October 13, 2010 5:19 AM

n. wood: It sounds a bit like Return to Paradise with Vince Vaughn and Anne Heche. But in that one Heche was a lawyer who had to convince Vaughn to return to Malaysia to stand trial for hash possession to prevent Heche's imprisoned brother, played by Joaquin Phoenix, from being executed.

The only other American drug traficking dramas set in foreign countries I can think of are Midnight Express (70's classic)and Brokedown Palace (Claire Danes/Kate Beckinsale).

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 13, 2010 6:30 AM

n. wood, that sounds a lot like the Australian mini-series "Bangkok Hilton"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096540/

Posted by: Ed at October 13, 2010 7:18 AM

I second Ed, it's Bangkok Hilton. I watched it not that long ago.

Posted by: Carrie at October 13, 2010 9:23 AM

This one has been bugging me for years, and the more I look into it, the more convinced I become that I am just a messed up individual who made it up.

To the best of my recollection, there's this pudgy black boy playing the piano, quite well, but his over-fraught mother wants him to cut it out, as it's making her angry. He continues on his way, ignoring her entirely (possibly autistic), to which she responds by approaching him with a pair of scissors/similar gardening tool, and...

Now here's where I'm sure that I'm crazy, because I remember her cutting off his fingers, but, in writing this out, she may have just cut the piano strings. I remember being traumatized by it, though, watching it in a hotel room when I was but a slip of a boy. If anyone can help me out, I would be grateful.

Posted by: Death By Hippopotamus at October 13, 2010 9:47 AM

hippo,

i believe that movie is The Planet of Junior Brown

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0125460/

Posted by: idleprimate at October 13, 2010 11:25 AM

Three-nineteen

Here's to the good stuff.
May it last a long time.

Best. Western. EVER.

Posted by: PissBoy at October 13, 2010 12:22 PM

Hey, Dragonspit, for what it's worth, I totally thought Lotte Lenya too even though I am a huge Linda Hunt fan.

Hmm, Linda Hunt to play Lotte Lenya in the Kurt Weill story? At least the later years...

Posted by: Shonda at October 13, 2010 1:32 PM