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Movies You've Lied About Enjoying

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Comment Diversions | Comments (124)



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Last week, we ran a comment diversion inspired by a list of films that viewers polled claimed that they have lied about seeing (Godfather was number one). But there’s a flip side to that, too: What about those classic films that you lied about loving? Because you felt you were supposed to love?

Over the weekend, Dan Kois, writing for the New York Times magazine, had a wonderful, funny, and painfully true piece on “Eating Your Cultural Vegetables,” about those movies (and “Treme”) that we watch, not because we enjoy them, but because we feel the need to, because it raises our cultural intelligence at the expense of two or three painfully dull hours (or 13 so far, in the case of “Treme”).

As I get older, I find I’m suffering from a kind of culture fatigue and have less interest in eating my cultural vegetables, no matter how good they may be for me. I don’t fool myself that aspirational viewing no longer has anything left to offer, that I’ve somehow absorbed the lessons Tarkovsky couldn’t teach me all those years ago. Yes, there are films, like the 2000 Taiwanese drama “Yi Yi (A One and a Two),” that enrapture me with deliberate pacing, spare screenplays and static shooting styles. I’ve watched “Yi Yi” five times and never once dozed off over 15 cumulative hours of low-key Taiwanese domesticity.

But while I’m grateful to have watched “Solaris” and “Blue” and “Meek’s Cutoff” and “The Son” and “Atanarjuat (The Fast Runner)” and “Three Times” and on and on, my taste stubbornly remains my taste. Perhaps I’m realizing that enjoyment doesn’t necessarily have to be a performative act, even for someone who writes about movies. Or perhaps I just lack the youthful exuberance that led me to believe I could rewire my brain through repeated exposure to Antonioni. Part of me mourns the sophisticated cineaste I might never become; part of me is grateful for all the time I’ll save now that I am a bit more choosy about the aspirational viewing in which I engage.

(Click here to read the entire piece)

It’s a risky piece for a critic who writes for The New York Times to post, essentially admitting that he watches certain classics and even feigns adoration for them out of the need to fit in (and the comments on the piece are what you’d expect from Times readers, “Oh, maybe you don’t like “Treme,” but I love it. I don’t think it’s a cultural vegetable at all.”).

I know we’re a different brand of reader over here: A mix of those that flaunt their pretentiousness and others who proudly trumpet their dislike for slow-moving classics. But are there movies that you’ve lied about loving? I generally cop out on the question: I’ll say I appreciated films like Solaris and 2011 Space Odyssey, but I won’t admit I liked them. Because I didn’t. Terrence Malick falls into the same category: I always look forward to his films, mostly because I think: This next one, I’m really going to get. It’s going to sink in this time. I’m going to enjoy and not just appreciate, and finally understand what it is so many others love about his work.

But I never do. I can’t wait to see Tree of Life, but man: I bet I end up as bored as I was watching New World and The Thin Red Line (shoot somebody, goddamnit. Stop looking at the motherfucking grass and take some people out!).

What about you folks? Are there movies, not that you’ve lied about seeing, but that you’ve lied about enjoying? Feel free to check your Pajiba card at the door; you can pick it back up on your way out.









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Comments

Star Wars.

I just...I don't know.

Posted by: TheEmpress at May 5, 2011 12:11 PM

I can think of more movies I've lied about hating than movies I've lied about enjoying.

Actually, I can't think of any of either. I hate and love movies proudly.

Posted by: Sofia at May 5, 2011 12:13 PM

Are we talking enjoyment or appreciation? I've appreciated a lot of films that I haven't necessarily enjoyed.

Posted by: admin at May 5, 2011 12:14 PM

Oh geez. I'm a little scared to admit this, but:

The original Star Wars trilogy.

I grew up in a culture obsessed with this trilogy. I was born a few months before ROTJ was released, so I never got the experience of seeing them on the big screen for the first time. I feel like admitting I'm not crazy about it will get my geek card revoked or something. I do love bits and pieces of it, like certain characters like Han Solo and Yoda, but anytime I try to watch one of the movies all the way through? I get sooooo bored. I've seen them a million times, since they're ALWAYS on tv somewhere, but the more I've thought about it over the years, the more I've come to realize that they're ok, but not a favorite.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at May 5, 2011 12:14 PM

I think I've lied about liking Full Metal Jacket. That movie bored the tits off of me.

Posted by: Forward Observer at May 5, 2011 12:18 PM

I've got to say... Iron Man 2, X-men 2 and Spiderman 2. It's not that they are not enjoyable flicks, it's just that I prefer the originals. Everyone else on the planet seems to like the sequels better (with the possible exception of Iron Man), so it's just easier to go along with the flow.

I saw Transformers with a buddy of mine, and he loved it. I pretended to feel the same way, to my eternal shame.

Posted by: logar at May 5, 2011 12:19 PM

There are certainly movies I used to like, but don't anymore, but I lie to myself that I still like them because I've probably gone on and on to people about how good these movies are, and I own the DVD and everything so I might as well pretend.

When i go to Amazon.com, I can look at every order I've placed since 2003. It is apparent that in my early 20s I was much more into uncomfortable or unpleasant movies than I am now.

Posted by: Cree83 at May 5, 2011 12:23 PM

The Dark Knight.

In my defence, I had friends repeatedly tell me I couldn't get my expectations high enough before I went to the cinema. Even though it was watchable, I don't see it as the masterpiece everyone else does....I would never admit that to anyone though.

Posted by: ash at May 5, 2011 12:24 PM

The John Hughes movies including Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire and Pretty in Pink.

I feel like since I have a vagina I should love them but I just can't....damn you Molly Ringwold.

Posted by: greenblue at May 5, 2011 12:25 PM

I'm pretty honest when it comes to movie love/hate. I do try to couch my hatred somewhat when talking with someone who really, REALLY, RABIDLY loves a film....

i.e. my ex dragged me to see "The Passion of the Christ." I didn't know at the time that he was entering his super-nutbag-overly-religious-Jesus told me to stand on a street corner in a state I've never been to and save souls-phase (as far as I know, he is still there....I picture him as looking rather like the Unabomber, standing on a street corner with a cardboard sign that says, "The End is Extremely Fucking Nigh") so he LOOOOOOVED the bloodbath and contrived bullshit of that movie. I fell asleep.

When he was drying his tears as we walked out, he turned to me and asked what I thought. I just said, "ummm" and he took it to mean that I was so moved that I was speechless. Sure, buddy, that's it.

It blew donkey balls.

Posted by: dammitjanet at May 5, 2011 12:27 PM

I don't lie, persay. I'll only talk about the things I like about the film.

For example, a typical dodging tactic for a beloved film.

Friend: "Say, Robert. What do you think of The Godfather?"

Robert: "Such a great score."

F: "True, but what do you think about the film?"

R: "Marlon Brando's something else, isn't he?"

F: "Great performance. But the film?"

R: "I've played the theme to The Godfather at a party or two. Such a lovely song."

I can go for days, people. It's easier to just change the topic and hope the other person bites than to say you hate The Godfather.

Shit.

Posted by: Robert at May 5, 2011 12:31 PM

The John Hughes movies including Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire and Pretty in Pink.

*cough*Ferris Bueller*cough*

Posted by: admin at May 5, 2011 12:32 PM

Platoon for me.

Posted by: Ryan Fraer at May 5, 2011 12:35 PM

Like the "movies you've lied about watching" thread, I don't lie about enjoying movies either. I will take the "I admire" cop out from time to time, but it's true. I don't like "2001", but I get why people do. And I don't watch something because it's some kind of "All the cool kids love it you should to." thing. I hated "The Thin Red Line". I get what he was going for, and I'm sure some people loved it, but I wasn't one of them. On the flip side, and it came out about the same time, I loved "Magnolia" and I know a lot of people hate it.

To each his own I say.

I genuinely enjoy "Treme". I love the music, I love the setting, I love a lot of the characters, and I enjoy spending time with them. I like watching their stories unfold. It's a cozy show, that's the best word I have to describe it.

Posted by: TylerDFC at May 5, 2011 12:36 PM

I thought Caddyshack was just okay, especially compared to the worshipping it receives, but I claimed to love it for years. Same goes for Animal House, though I really appreciate it's cultural significance.

I'll have to think on this some more . . .

Posted by: Kballs at May 5, 2011 12:42 PM

Dr. Strangelove. I was so bored, but the boyfriend was insanely excited for me to watch and love it. I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

Posted by: Julie at May 5, 2011 12:42 PM

Apocalypse Now. I haven't even seen it whole but it looks fucking boring from the bits I did see.

Posted by: sailboat at May 5, 2011 12:43 PM

Get out, Julie. Seriously, pack your shit and get out of my sight. You make me sick.

Posted by: Kballs at May 5, 2011 12:50 PM

I don't like about the movies I like, but I have come to dislike some very popular and well-regarded films that I originally liked. The Breakfast Club, Rocky and Platoon all come to mind.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 5, 2011 12:50 PM

Thank you, Robert. I was just about to say pretty much the same thing about the Godfather. I just didn't like it. To be honest, I can't think of any movie with Al Pacino and/or Marlon Brando that I like. And this is coming from the grandchild of Italian immigrants. It's pretty much like blasphemy.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at May 5, 2011 12:50 PM

The Dark Knight, seconded.

Also, Monty Python. The whole oeuvre. But I think that's just because some snotty diehard fans made fun of me for not having seen them. Then when I saw (some) of them, I was like,"Assholes. This isn't that great."

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at May 5, 2011 12:52 PM

Pierrot le Fou and La Dolce Vita. I'm supposed to have liked them, but I was just bored. I usually like to say "I wasn't in the right mood", but I never seem to be in the mood for giving these two another try.

Posted by: sars at May 5, 2011 12:52 PM

The first Tomb Raider movie. I went to see it with my sisters, and I'm pretty sure it was the opening night. ("With my sisters" is the only time I subject myself to that.) It was total crap, but my sisters liked it and I didn't want to spoil the mood.

And Atanarjuat is definitely an "appreciate but not enjoy" kind of movie. Honestly, I couldn't even keep track of the characters in that one.

Posted by: Todd at May 5, 2011 12:53 PM

Umm.... Well, I realize it's not what we're going for, but I was forced to watch Wild Hogs while I was on vacay at my brother's place in Florida a few years back. He and his wife have... lowbrow tastes. I smiled and pretended I had a good time watching it.

I still feel dirty.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverdouche at May 5, 2011 12:53 PM

None that leap to mind. I am pretty comfortable in saying/admitting that I don't like something even if it's considered a classic.

I am more than willing to listen to valid arguments to the contrary and have even changed my mind on a few if presented with some evidence or something that makes me look at a film in a different way.

I never liked any of the Terrence Malick films I've seen and will gladly say that.

I am much more apt to lie about having seen a classic (as discussed prior) than to lie about liking a classic that I've seen. Though, there have been times, in polite company, that I will just agree with someone about a movie to avoid having to talk more in depth about it with said person, because I find said person a bit irritating.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at May 5, 2011 12:56 PM

:whines: But I was booooooooored Kballs! I laughed at the war room line! :p

Posted by: Julie at May 5, 2011 12:57 PM

Sometimes its worth it to have seen the film, even if it was a one-time thing you dont need to revisit. The OG Solaris and 2001 are good examples of that.

But often there isnt much there aside from some utilitarian purpose a film serves in the history of cinema.

For example...

Band of Outsiders bored the fuck out of me. I understand that it helped to reshape the filmic language, but you CAN do that and also write some interesting scenes too ya know?

Most of Robert Altman's Wankography too. ESPECIALLY M*A*S*H, which seems to only exist to be "irreverent" to The Man of the era, and sucks on virtually every other annoying level. I get that Altman broke down some storytelling barriers, but the only flick of his that I ever found myself enjoying was fucking Popeye.

Posted by: renaldo at May 5, 2011 12:59 PM

@greenblue: Ditto. I can't see what everyone else seems to see in Pretty in Pink and Sixteen Candles.

Posted by: RhymesWithSilver at May 5, 2011 1:00 PM

Captain Tuttle, it's like you just said "I'll killed your dog and ate her unborn puppies" if you tell the wrong person you don't like The Godfather. Glad to see I'm not alone on that one.

Posted by: Robert at May 5, 2011 1:00 PM

Meh, I pretty much hate everything, especially if it's being crammed down my throat by elitists hipster-persons. I can't for the life of me understand why some shit even gets made. There is no cultural or legal imperative forcing folks to put every little concept that oozes into some idiot film school douche into celluloid.

Every good idea, story etc.. has been filmed already, twice.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 5, 2011 1:00 PM

*crosses arms*

*turns head away*

*points toward door*

Posted by: Kballs at May 5, 2011 1:01 PM

Oh and also

Oh great. A new Terrence Mallick film everyone is going to pretend they werent bored to tears by. His films take forever to plod and ponder on pretty elementary themes but he uses such beautiful imagery and employs such a glacial pace that people feel they have earned rather than endured their way through them. A cardboard sacred cow if their ever was one.

Posted by: renaldo at May 5, 2011 1:02 PM

Raging Bull, Cathy Moriarty rocks in that movie but the whole of it was booooorrrrring.

I just said that out loud, didn't I. Oops.

Cuddles

Posted by: Mrs Smith at May 5, 2011 1:02 PM

I guess I'm one of the few lost souls in this country that genuinely enjoys Treme. But then again, I genuinely enjoy jazz and the whole NOLA music scene, so the show is perfect for me. I will admit it's a bit more dull without John Goodman, whose character didn't make it to the second season.

As for movies, ... hmmm. I realize I'm dating myself here, but Barry Lyndon was a complete soporific. Beautiful actors, sumptuous costuming, opulent sets, and I fell asleep twice (and wished to Christ I hadn't woken up the first time). Quite a few of Stanley Kubrick's movies have left me cold. The Shining, 2001, A Clockwork Orange and Dr. Strangelove were fantastic, but Eyes Wide Shut, Spartacus, Full Metal Jacket and the aforementioned Barry Lyndon left me drowsy and irritated.

Posted by: PDamian at May 5, 2011 1:05 PM

The Wire.

I know. I'm sorry.

I do admire it. I do enjoy the characters. But the overall story is not enjoyable.

Posted by: Arrogant Ambassador at May 5, 2011 1:06 PM

I find Japanese classics to be the most sleep-inducing stuff on celluloid. I mean, it's good to know the plot of Rashomon but honestly, I think I had to watch it four or five times just to finish it.

I do agree with the tone of the NYT piece, though. It's like reading the Bible so that you'll be able to understand literature better. If you don't know the basic themes, you won't appreciate any references to them. But you can't possibly know every single "classic" work, and with so much media, I'm really not going to feel bad if I don't "get" a casual reference to some purported classic movie or book.

Posted by: Wednesday at May 5, 2011 1:08 PM

I got it! The Departed! Mark Wahlberg aside, I thought it was predictable and most of the actors didn't seem invested enough. I still act like I enjoyed it, going so far as to buy the DVD because the wife loved it so much. But guess what? That fucker hasn't seen the inside of our DVD player yet, so Kballs is winning this round of pointless passive-aggressive avoidance, eh Hollywood?

Posted by: Kballs at May 5, 2011 1:10 PM

This blog post sums up my feelings on the whole thing : http://vrizov.blogspot.com/2011/05/re-dan-koisvegetables.html

Sorry, Kois' piece is neither funny nor truthful. And yours isn't, either.

Posted by: Frank McDevitt at May 5, 2011 1:10 PM

Grandma's Boy was one where I sort of lied to myself and my roommate about liking. We had similar tastes in many movies/TV shows, and she was excited about showing me this one. I would LOVE it, apparently. I tried to love it. I got myself to mild like, and told her I liked it.

I went to the movies with my younger cousin a few years ago, and she picked a horrible parody of a parody movie (it opens with a guy getting stung by a lot of bees and falling in a bunch of giant poop piles, and then he becomes a superhero or something). I was one of the few people there over 18 years old, and the theater was packed with kids cracking up. She was so enthusiastic afterwards, I think I feigned some kind of interest instead of ripping it to shreds, which is what I wanted to do.

Usually if there's a "classic" that I don't like, I have no shame in announcing that.

Posted by: SaBrina at May 5, 2011 1:11 PM

It's 2001: A Space Odyssey... not 2011. Hand in your credentials when you leave.

Posted by: DarkPassenger at May 5, 2011 1:13 PM

I have to agree with Apocalypse Now(directors cut..oh my god I still have flashbacks), and I hate to admit it but the Deer Hunter too. But the worst was Top Gun,couldn't stay awake and then that other car racing thing with Tom Cruise,same problem tho I have no problem admitting to the Cruise flicks.

Posted by: Doreen at May 5, 2011 1:15 PM

Most, if not all, of the French New Wave.

Posted by: Rob at May 5, 2011 1:16 PM

The only movie I can think of that I lied (at the time of its release) about enjoying is The Dark Knight. I normally do not hesitate to voice my opinion, but with the loss of Heath Ledger I felt the need to zip it, nod approvingly and let the admiration slide. If Nolan had shortened it by 30 minutes, I probably would have really liked it (though I doubt Nolan will ever top Batman Begins).

The original Star Wars? I've been saying that trilogy sucks ever since I saw it as a wee lass. Star Trek will always be superior.

Posted by: Scully at May 5, 2011 1:18 PM

I second Monty Python. Flying Circus is great because Monty Python is good for about 6-7 minutes. Any longer it gets lame - fast.

You know the scene in Family Guy when they're trapped in the panic room and Peter says he didn't care for The Godfather because it insists upon itself? Even though I'm not sure what he means by that, I know exactly what he means by that and agree. And Pacino in general for that matter. He's not nearly as good as people think he is (in fact, he's pretty awful), but you can't say that out loud, can you? Watch.

And Das Boot. Das Boring-as-hell! I think I liked U571 better - but then again, any movie where Jon Bon Jovi dies is a pretty great movie!

Posted by: Little Boy Blue at May 5, 2011 1:21 PM

Ugh, Dr. Strangelove. It was one of my dad's favorites and he wanted me to like it so much. I chuckled a couple times but . . . meh. I appreciate the satire but it's not something I'd watch again. But to this day I throw quotes from the movie to him just to make him think I enjoyed it.

Wes Anderson is a mixed bag for me. I watch and enjoy Rushmore and The Fantastic Mr. Fox regularly and Bottle Rocket was a sweet little flick but I had a rough time making it through The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou and The Royal Tenenbaums. Same old quirky Anderson formula but dull as dirt.

Posted by: FupaDupah at May 5, 2011 1:25 PM

I had a friend my freshman year of college that was from Chicago and obsessed with John Belushi and John Hughes. We must have watched The Blues Brothers, Animal House, and Ferris Bueller 50 times a piece, or at least had them on in the background. I loved and still love Ferris Bueller, but always hated both Animal House and Blues Brothers, but never had the heart to tell him, mostly because he was kind of a dick and I didn't feel like dealing with his wrath.

Somewhat ironically (at least in the Morrisettian sense), he was expelled for plagiarizing a paper for a film class that we were both in.

Seriously though, what the hell is funny about Blues Brothers?

Posted by: Emcee Peepants at May 5, 2011 1:27 PM

Apocalypse Now
Full Metal Jacket

There's also a full semester of the films of Woody Allen for a film criticism class.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at May 5, 2011 1:27 PM

Awww, you're so cute, Frank McDevitt. I just wanna pinch your cheeks and give you a Dum-Dum. Oh, what's that smell? Does somebody have a poopy diaper? Do you have a poopy diaper? Yes you do have a poopy diaper, my poopy little man! Youze a poopy-doopy wittew boy!!!

Posted by: Kballs at May 5, 2011 1:35 PM

Every movie I've ever seen.

I hate movies. Honestly can't stand them. I think they are a waste of money and no one has any real talent.

I just watch them so I feel I have something interesting about myself. "Oh, DeistBrawler is that guy that watches a lot of movies."

Really I only watch them to justify killing myself.

With each movie I come closer to a bullet.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at May 5, 2011 1:36 PM

I've never lied about loving a movie. Vigorous (ultimately trivial and subjective) movie debate is half the fun, isn't it? I back my opinions in this department to the last. I will say though, that such debates have actually enhanced or diminished my appreciation for certain films in the past, so hiding your true opinions is just counter-productive when it comes to fully exploring a film's worth.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at May 5, 2011 1:39 PM

Huh. Well that's good, I guess. I always thought you and Tracer would be great friends, DeistBrawler.

Posted by: Kballs at May 5, 2011 1:40 PM

@sars seconded on Pierrot Le Fou. In fact, i just don't really get any of the postmodern stuff of the mid to late sixties and thereabouts, but it's the kind of stuff people are supposed to be into, so, yeah, i may have tiptoed around my boredom on occasion.

I think i lied to myself about not hating Star Wars: Episode I when it came out because, I mean, I *had* to like it, right? I blame the internal dissonance for a lot of drinking before accepting just how very horrible it all was. Like visiting a meat processing plant and walking out saying "Yeah, yeah, i'm *totally* still down for burgers tonight."

Posted by: K at May 5, 2011 1:40 PM

this is a great question for a site like this - all you super ironic hipsters who like - or hate - whatever the cool kids tell you to.

Normal people don't bother lying about movie favorites.

Posted by: tony_k at May 5, 2011 1:42 PM

I am usually quite honest about things that I like and things that I don't like. I am not afraid to say that I loathe Citzen Kane and LOVE Sylvester Stallone's comedies. I can think of only two instances where I've lied about liking a movie:

1. I hate Rushmore. I'm not sure why, since I usually really like Wes Anderson, but I hate almost everything about that movie, particularly the main character. However, Mr. Siege really loves it, and I think it would break his heart to know how much I hate it.

2. In the fall of 2002, I had a friend who was really into "Female Empowerment" films. So we went to see Real Women Have Curves which was boring but not horrible. (I said I liked it.) Since that was a success, we went to see Frida, which--despite a great performance by Salma Hayak--I found boring as shit. (I said I liked it.) Finally, we went to see The Hours, which made me want to stab my friend in the face. I decided to stop lying about liking her movies for fear that the next one would be even worse.

Posted by: Siege at May 5, 2011 1:43 PM

I've faked it a few times before, but never harder than with A Clockwork Orange. I thought it was dull, screechy, nigh-unwatchable.

And I still tell my fiancee I liked Fargo to keep the peace. But it's simply not true.

Posted by: ChristianH at May 5, 2011 1:53 PM

In relative defense of Malick, I think the violence quotent in Line was high enough to keep most people interested.

Posted by: kevin_m at May 5, 2011 1:53 PM

I am going to go and write some Tracer and DeistBrawler fanfic now.

Posted by: Nimue at May 5, 2011 1:54 PM

A mix of those that flaunt their pretentiousness and others who proudly trumpet their dislike for slow-moving classics.

Yeah, you not admitting to not enjoying Terrence Malick or 2001 makes you a bloody hero. /sarcasm

I won't lie about enjoying something if I didn't. I may hedge my feelings at first, in order to fully think about a movie I've just seen (saying things like, "It was all right" or "I've seen worse"), and then later just come to a final opinion when confronted with the movie again. I recently did that with Sucker Punch, because a couple of my friends copped to actually liking it, though recognizing it wasn't actually good. I sort of agreed with them, only because I didn't actively hate the thing. But a couple weeks later, we talked about it on the podcast, and I immediately realized I did hate it, truly, because it was just such a waste of time, energy, effort, and imagination. It's not the worst movie ever, but it really is an incompetent train explosion.

Posted by: RobP at May 5, 2011 1:57 PM

Incompetent Train Explosion is the name of my new band. It's a heavy metal band that covers Manilow tunes.

Posted by: admin at May 5, 2011 2:01 PM

Have to add my voice to the Star Wars people here.

I never saw the original trilogy until I was in my early 30s and they were re-released. My house mate at the time found out I had never seen them and went all out, booking seats for opening night. She was so excited about it and so thrilled to be showing these films to someone who had never seen them. We got to the theatre two hours in advance because she swore we needed to do that to get the best seats. She wore a cape. Most people in line were in costume. And I have never had the heart to tell her after all that, I felt they were just okay. Maybe it's something one has to see as a child for the first time. So to this day I continue to lie every time she brings up what a great weekend we had.

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 5, 2011 2:06 PM

. . . So long as I'm the top.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 5, 2011 2:06 PM

I'd buy that album.

Posted by: RobP at May 5, 2011 2:07 PM

P.S. It's in our prenup upon Mr. PaddyDog's insistence that I'm never allowed to tell anyone I didn't love the original Star Wars trilogy so please keep this to yourselves.

Posted by: PaddyDog at May 5, 2011 2:08 PM

Definitely the Dark Knight. Heath Ledger was amazing but when he wasn't on screen I just felt like napping.

Posted by: TheEmpress at May 5, 2011 2:09 PM

I went to see 300 with some friends who'd already seen it and thought it was the greatest movie ever made. The entire film they were just jizzing their shorts (again, I assume) and high fiving each other at the "cool" parts. Meanwhile, I'm dozing off. At the end of the cinematic turd, they all look at me like, "What'd you think???"

My response? "Very impressive."

I've lied to myself for years and said that I was only saying that the VISUALS were impressive, but...no, I flat out lied.

Unending shame. Years later, I have all new friends. That was a long time coming, obviously.

Posted by: Case at May 5, 2011 2:28 PM

I'm from Philadelphia and I constantly tell people I hate Rocky. And I truly do. Stallone annoys me. Action Jackson is annoying. Adrienne is a wet blanket. it's a character piece of terrible characters. it stinks.

Wait....was I supposed to be lying to these people all this time?

Posted by: dna at May 5, 2011 2:38 PM

I double on all the John Hughes films, and pretty much any highschool film. None of them had ANYTHING to say to me, I didn't relate to any of the characters or the world they built. I enjoyed them a bit, I guess, but they never felt relevant or insightful to me. Possibly because it was the previous batch of high school kids they were talking about, but I... I never felt like they were talking about anything I had ever seen in real life.

And Ferris was a huge jerk and I spent the whole movie waiting for him to get his comeuppance. Asshole.

Posted by: Norksespi at May 5, 2011 2:43 PM

...Oh no, baby. You're certainly bottom.

*slaps belly with baby oil*

Posted by: DeistBrawler at May 5, 2011 2:51 PM

"He and his wife have... lowbrow tastes. I smiled and pretended I had a good time watching it."

Well you got the douche part right.

Posted by: Your low brow lovin brother at May 5, 2011 2:53 PM

"Chushingura." Supposedly a great Japanese epic drama, it's supposedly one of Japan's most popular stories. And I hated it. The plot assumes the viewer already has a master's knowledge of politics in fuedal Japan. The characters are all painfully similar looking with painfully similar names (no, not because they're Asian -- though being an American viewer certainly doesn't help). The story is dull. And endless.

I love love love movies about the Samurai class. Samurai Rebellion is a moving, tragic film which focuses strangely on individuality. Harakiri is heart-wrenching in it's fury and brutality. Twilight Samurai. When The Last Sword is Drawn. The Hidden Blade. The Samurai Trilogy. Anything and everything by Akira Kurosawa. I love them all. And I felt like I was supposed to love Chushingura. But I just didn't. It was awful.

I know. I'm supposed to have come up with something more American, right? I'm supposed to hate Godfather or something. Well, truth be told I like most movies that I see. Even the really terrible ones can be wildly entertaining. I love movies (didn't wind up on Pajiba for nothing). I've got a collection of DVDs that just landed on 1600. Not counting TV shows (of course I own all nine seasons of Smallville so you can suck it). Finding something I genuinely don't like within a genre that I do like, within an artform I love -- it's tough. So. Chushingura.

Posted by: superasente at May 5, 2011 2:54 PM

I really didn't like American Psycho, and really didn't think Christian Bale was really good in it (I sorta think he was really awful in it), but I never voiced my dislike of the movie in public.
on the other hand- there were a few movie that I was supposed to hate, and secretly sorta loved. citizen Kane for example, being the "best movie ever made" according to my art school teachers, which made me instantly dislike it with out even watching it (being all rebellious and shit), and when I finally did watch it... it was kinda really good
I always knew that Star Wars was kinda shitty, but I have such found memories of it, that for some reason the shittines doesn't bother me

Posted by: yifatshaik at May 5, 2011 2:59 PM

burlesque. My dad loved this piece of crap and I pretended to not hurt his feelings. Splendid performance on my part.

Posted by: Allison at May 5, 2011 3:09 PM

Any 'great American comedy' of the past 30 years. I don't care what it is, The Hangover, Animal House, Old School, American Pie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off... I've never in my life been able to give a single damn about any of it. Ditto for romantic comedies, and I'm a lady. The entire premise of the typical rom-com (uugh) is deceiving people whom one supposedly cares about. Absolute dreck.

As for 'sophisticated' movies I'm supposed to have liked but was unable to? Valhalla Rising comes to mind. It could have been great, I feel, but I'm such a stickler for great dialogue, and since there was very little, it fell a little flat. Any of the Star Wars movies, too, and I love sci-fi! I just don't get the hype surrounding these movies, outside of how uniquely awesome they were for their time. The prequels, though? Just bleh to that. My entire family and a good portion of my social circle just adores the movies, though, so I grin and bear it. In the long run, watching a boring movie isn't nearly as bad as many other things that can assail our waking hours, so I'll take it.

As long as it's not a romantic comedy.

Posted by: Nubbies Away at May 5, 2011 3:14 PM

Well you got the douche part right.

Way to be a judgy prick, there, Judgy McJudgerson.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverdouche at May 5, 2011 3:16 PM

Hey, this is my fanfic. I will tell you what to do you and you will like it!

Posted by: Nimue at May 5, 2011 3:20 PM

Annie Hall

Sweet merciful Jebas, Woody Allen is whiny.

Posted by: Mary at May 5, 2011 3:33 PM

Well then it better be good, Nimue.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at May 5, 2011 3:36 PM

"Citizen Kane"

It bored the living hell out of me.

Where does a mortal like me get off being bored by a legend?

But there it is.

Posted by: NeoCleo at May 5, 2011 3:45 PM

I actually hated Date Night. Hated, hated, not just sort of disliked. It's irrational and disproportional for a film that I know is probably just "meh".

However, I adore Tina Fey and Steve Carrell, so I'm confused and conflicted, and weirdly ashamed. Couple this emotional turmoil with the fact that most of my friends think Date Night is the. funniest. movie. ever., and I find that I just nod and smile when they relive the "hilarity" of that atrocious flick.

And, I die a little inside each time.

Posted by: kelybe at May 5, 2011 3:49 PM

I guess it's the stupid honest part of me showing but I don't pretend to like movies that I don't like. I appreciated the hell out of The New World but I can't say I liked it.

My dad likes terrible movies, he tried to tell me how good Showgirls is, in a non-ironic way.

I laughed in his face.

Posted by: FyreHaar at May 5, 2011 3:51 PM

Hey I love my brother.

Posted by: Your low brow lovin brother at May 5, 2011 3:56 PM

My dad likes terrible movies, he tried to tell me how good Showgirls is, in a non-ironic way.

I laughed in his face.

Let's see you try and be a dancer, jerk!

Posted by: Sparkletits at May 5, 2011 3:58 PM

late to the partae again. sigh.

Ok well, I saw Blade Runner and Brasil too late in life to love them thoroughly, so I will go with "disappointed/unmoved to fanimonium" . But here is the kicker, I think the original True Grit was crap. Especially compared to the New True Grit. John Wayne's performance was as wooden as Pinocchio's nose. No, I mean it, and I will stick to my guns on this one.

On the other hand, I saw Taxi Driver for the first time this year and thought it was magnificent. So it clearly isn't a "test of time" issue for me.

I feel safe confessing all of this because I am at the bottom of the comments where no one ever reads and so no one can flame me for it or call me mean names. yae!!!!

Posted by: JuiceinLA at May 5, 2011 4:22 PM

I hated This Is Spinal Tap. Oh God, I thought it was so dull, I don't think I actually laughed once.

Have at me, commenters.

Posted by: Molly at May 5, 2011 4:58 PM

When I was in college I was friends with a girl who just loved Empire Records. She quoted it incessantly. So, I watched it with her, hated the piss out of every second of it, smiled like an idiot while my rage seethed within me, and didn't have the stones to tell her how much I hated it afterward.

Posted by: Mattfactor at May 5, 2011 5:31 PM

I will agree with the original True Grit sucking major ass. God, I hate that movie so much.

Wow, how could anyone not laugh at Spinal Tap? Stonehenge was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf! Different strokes, man.

Posted by: Melody Be at May 5, 2011 5:39 PM

Peer pressure made me admit to liking Footloose and Dirty Dancing.
Critc pressure made me cave to 8 1/2.
Girlfriend pressure came into play with The English Patient.

But I finally stood firm and said, "I did not like Avatar!!"

Posted by: The Mangler at May 5, 2011 5:39 PM

Roughly 85% of all romantic comedies I've ever sat down and watched with a significant other.

Other than that I'm surprisingly honest - if I don't like a film (X:1999 was so huge among my high school otaku friends... it's shite, nothing happens, there is no one to empathize with) I'll come right out and say it. Loudly and often, in public, sometimes with flipcharts and visual aids.

Posted by: Wintermute at May 5, 2011 5:43 PM

Why would anyone lie about liking a movie? To set up the kind of retarded, convoluted, only-in-a-sitcom deal where, for example, your wife makes some godawful meal for dinner and you don't want to tell her you hate it, so you tell her you love it, and now she makes it every week, and you're too much of a pussy to tell the truth, so you choke it down every week, resenting every moment? How utterly pointless.

I've seen "Badlands," which is a fairly acclaimed movie. It's not that it's bad, it's just slow. Beautiful looking, but ... slow. If you want to watch Martin Sheen kill people and Sissy Spacek look vaguely crazy while they drive through North or South Dakota (can't remember which), then it's the movie for you, but otherwise, meh.

I can't think of any other beloved movies that I have both seen and hated. I've seen some not beloved (by most) movies I didn't care for. "Roadhouse" sucks. I tried to watch "Red Dawn" but stopped about 5 minutes in because the story was so fucking ridiculous and it was boring. "Steel Magnolias" should have never seen the light of day, what a terrible movie. None of these movies was my idea. "Roadhouse" and "Steel Magnolias" were ones my sister picked out. I actually try not to watch movies I think I'll hate. I got shit to do, I don't have time to sit through something that sucks. I learned my lesson after paying to see that crappy Uma Thurman movie, "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues," though I don't think anyone on earth would consider that a beloved classic. I'm pretty sure Uma Thurman would like us all to forget it ever happened.

"Apocalypse Now" (yes, the director's cut) is fucking awesome. I don't care who disagrees. I also like "Erin Brokavich." And I thought Julia Roberts was good in it. If anyone disagrees, fine, but it won't make any difference.

Posted by: Slash at May 5, 2011 6:18 PM

Not to go all "Grandpa" on the younger set, but Star Wars HAS to be seen on the big screen. You can still hate it, but only after seeing it in a theatre.

I can still remember my reaction when I first saw it. The opening scene when the little spaceship flies by, "cool". When the huge ship immediately follows, "HOLY CRAP!!".
Nothing. I mean ABSOLUTELY F'ING NOTHING had been seen like that before.
My hometown had one theatre with two screens. For over a year straight, they played only Star Wars on one of the screens.

And I am not, in any way, a Star Wars geek / fanatic. (sorry for the "Grandpa" moment)

Posted by: The Mangler at May 5, 2011 6:28 PM

My 17 year-old daughter and I went to see There Will Be Blood shortly after it was nominated for an Oscar. As we walked out, I asked her what she thought. She really liked it she said. Interesting. I told her I absolutely hated it - just the relentless negativity of every single character turned me off. Then, she admitted that she had wanted to walk out of the theater 2/3 of the way through the movie, but she knew how much I liked Daniel Day Lewis and didn't want to ruin the movie for me.

There's a powerful cultural need to like what we think we should. Or at least what our peers seem to like.

For me, I can't tell you how many times I've pretended to like Caddyshack. Hell, I can practically quote the entire movie just from hearing my golf buddies talk about it. Oh, well.

Posted by: James S at May 5, 2011 6:45 PM

The Dark Knight. Totally. I really think it would have been awesome if they had focused on the Joker and eliminated Two-Face. You don't need more than one fucking villain at a time. And apparently they're doing it again. Doubt I'll see it. Except that I'm sure I will. And will probably feign liking it. I suck.

Posted by: Brian at May 5, 2011 6:52 PM

i'm with sofia. i love and hate movies proudly. no need to pretend anything.

Posted by: splinter at May 5, 2011 7:08 PM

Just to clarify my earlier statement, just because I don't like a movie doesn't mean I go out of my way (or even halfheartedly) try to ruin it for someone else. People like what they like. If someone dearly loves "Steel Magnolias," cool. Doesn't bother me. Just don't expect me to accompany you to a 20th anniversary re-release screening party of it. I won't scorn someone for loving "Roadhouse" (though I will inwardly question their intelligence), but I'm not gonna agree with someone that it totally kicks ass just so they won't be bummed out by my lack of enthusiasm.

Part of being a grownup is understanding that just because someone likes/dislikes something doesn't mean you have to like/dislike it too. You're supposed to leave that lame-ass shit back in junior high. If someone has a problem with you because you're not sufficiently ecstatic over the same things they are, I'd suggest you explain to them the concept of self-determination. Or just stop hanging out with them.

Posted by: Slash at May 5, 2011 7:14 PM

I've never lied about liking a film, but I have taken a lot of heat for not liking films, which has just made me hate them more.

I don't give a shit if you like The Godfather or 300 or Blade Runner or American Beauty or fucking Grizzly Man or Drawn Together: The Movie; just don't make me out like I raped your grandmother if I don't like them myself.

Posted by: Shane at May 5, 2011 8:11 PM

so what's the payoff for lying about a movie? this is absurd as the other one about flics you haven't seen.

Though, I am beginning to think that is the basis of this site. lying about liking movies.

adding to nerdy movies, horror movies, action movies and kids movies, our overlord doesn't like pretentious movies (anything that doesn't fit easily in a genre) or movies that lots of people liked. there's not much left if you hate genres, elitist and populist movies. oh wait, our fearless leader likes rom-coms.

I suppose, next to jennifer aniston, lots of movies at the multiplex might seem pretentious or confusing.

Posted by: idleprimate at May 5, 2011 9:22 PM

I'm actually quite open in my dislike of things like Star Wars, The Godfather, The Big Lebowski and anything done by Stanley Kubrick. Sure, they're classics, and I do get some minor enjoyment out of watching them, and (with the exception of Star Wars) they are actually good films, but I just really don't like them. Partly also because people don't realise that film doesn't stop at those four things and then keep going on about them. There's a whole world out there that people have no idea of because of that, and so I have no reservations about saying what I do and don't like in it.

Posted by: zomgmouse at May 5, 2011 9:48 PM

I have to say X-Men 2. We got the equality message in the first one. It became too heavy-handed in the second film. Also, Magneto is not the only villain the X-men ever faced, or the most interesting or compelling. I like my villains to be evil--like Deacon Frost in Blade--not just ambivalint, or misunderstood or half-bad but good sometimes. I have the same complaint about Spider Man 2. Villain wasn't really evil--it was the machines fault. But I claimed to like it, like I claimed to like X-Men 2.

Posted by: Rich at May 5, 2011 9:54 PM

I almost always watch/go to the movies alone and this is only partially by my own design, so I don't find myself in a position where I have to decide to lie or not. If I need to 'give something a chance', I wait until its more affordable.

This, combined with the fact that my computer is my 'television', as it were, and my living outside of the U.S. severely hampers my online viewing options ensures that I end up watching a lot of stuff that's far removed by time from the contemporary entertainment aimed at my demographic. That, coupled with growing up young in an old family gives me a zone of reference that results in a resounding *thunk* where there would have hopefully been comisseration in discussions with my would-be cronies. I guess the curse of cinematic taste cuts both ways, and I guess another another day will pass before someone born within my decade can have the honour of listening to me sound off on how Bardot was lucky that she used to be beautiful because she's canned effluvia as far as personality goes, and Contempt alone earns her platinum status on my 14-Karat Bitch Trolls From Hell For Life list. Fuck, was a bloviating little bint that Camille was, huh? That character's demise was unsatisfying to the extent that it wasn't preceded by several hours of acid torture. As far as 'appreciated, didn't enjoy' goes, Last Year At Marienbad featured clothing so beautiful I right near coveted my ass's ass off, but it was a bit long for what it was, which was: nigh on incomprehensible. Similarly, Blow Up...I wish I could give you more than 'f-whuck!?'--I really do.

Most people know better than to let me pick the movie, as The Jerk, This Is Spinal Tap, anything involving Hyacinth Bucket and Withnail & I just don't seem to resonate with people my age who don't happen to be me, at least this has been my experience. 'The Kids' don't know what kind of jackassery it is to not defer to the years when there was Maude, and I can only give them the push. I received a lot of stink-eye over Seven Brides For Seven Brothers, which I submit as semi-wack since I supplied both booze and quality chocolates of both the milk and dark variety.

I can only hope that my directorial debut, No Country For Fat Chicks makes the hearts of--tens, melt, just a little.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at May 5, 2011 10:03 PM

I don't lie about movies to make my own tastes seem cooler than they are (because they aren't, particularly). However, I am a master at pretending to enjoy a terrible movie to avoid making someone else feel like they have stupid taste in movies. It means I get asked to a lot of stupid movies....

Posted by: meaux at May 5, 2011 10:17 PM

Jo Mama, The jerk and Withnail are totally rewatchable greatness.

that cultural vegetable article was embarrassing. if you are over nineteen and digging stuff besides the stuff you actually dig, you have a weak personality. definitely not to be trusted as a film journalist.

I'd much rather read a rabid love of Water World in Hangover Theatre than a tepid intellectual response to The Piano. you could switch the films in that sentence, and my reading taste would be the same.

Posted by: idleprimate at May 5, 2011 10:43 PM

I'm surprised at th number of brave souls who are admitting to not liking even the original Star Wars. You got my back, right?

Not to go all "Grandpa" on the younger set, but Star Wars HAS to be seen on the big screen. You can still hate it, but only after seeing it in a theatre.

Posted by: The Mangler at May 5, 2011 6:28 PM

I saw the original Star Wars movie during opening week, in Toronto's best theater, with a full and enthusisatic crowd and friends. Like Avatar, it was visually impressive, but after some initial admiration for the effects faded, I realised that the story was rather trite. By the end, I was decidedly unimpressed. I never actually said I loved it, but my friends were so hot for it that I agreed it was pretty great. I lied.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at May 5, 2011 10:46 PM

I would only ever lie about liking a movie if my date really liked it, and I felt I needed to agree in order to get in her pants. For instance, I fucking HATED ..... viscerally ..... Avatar. What a waste of time. But my date was cute, and she was all moist about the "message" of the movie. Oh, Fuck me sideways, darlin ... I LOVED that fuckin movie, for about another 4 hours. Then, I wiped off the pecker-snot on her curtains, got dressed and went home.

Gawd, I hated that movie ... it's okay though, she was a terrible lay too. Ha!!!!

Posted by: HandyMan at May 5, 2011 11:55 PM

American Beauty. I remember being 17 and trying to pretend like I was all intellectual and shit, and how I just got this movie, when in reality I thought it was incredibly boring and that the characters were all shits. Now I can freely admit that I loathed that movie.

Goonies: Yeah, I never liked it all that much. In fact, I don't think I ever watched the whole thing.

I don't think Dr Strangelove is that good. I don't think I ever liked a Kubrick film. It's just not my kind of thing.

Amelie was not THAT good. I actually really disliked it on a second viewing.

Posted by: Figgy at May 6, 2011 1:20 AM

My friend really really reeeeally likes Wicked. I...enjoy singing some of the songs full blast driving on the freeway! I...love the excitement of getting dressy, eating a meal, and going to a theater! So they got me a ticket and I went and enjoyed what I could and gritted my teeth for the rest. I had already seen it with my family under similar circumstances.

Usually I am clear about not liking something, but it comes off as antisocial to be so clenchy and eye rolly and unenthusiastic, so sometimes I fake it 'til I make it. I sat through many episodes of Grey's Anatomy in college when the Office was on. And then, tables turnified, this past year I've sat through many episodes of The Office. Glee too. WHY!! They are all 2/3 horrible!

Posted by: giv at May 6, 2011 2:08 AM

oh. those weren't movies. OH WELL

Posted by: giv at May 6, 2011 2:19 AM

I've been wanting to say this for so long............Donnie Darko. I just don't get the appeal, but a LOT of my friends swear by it, so I find it easier to just nod along. Not really lying and saying I like it, but never mentioning how much I actually hated it.

Posted by: Aaron at May 6, 2011 3:07 AM

I always pretend to like Tyler Perry movies. Shameful, I know. Because I'm Black, people always assume I like them. I used to correct them, but found it's easier to let it go rather than get into an argument about black stereotypes, feminism, poor writing and all the other issues I have with his films. Yesterday when my co-worker and I were talking about weekend plans and she said "I'm going to see the latest TP movie. Have you seen it yet?", I just mumbled "not yet", averted my eyes, and changed the subject.

Posted by: StrangeHer at May 6, 2011 4:49 AM

Spider Man II: it got great reviews, and so I thought, hmm, perhaps I *can* like superhero films. And then I saw it and it was full of action, which I hate, and I remember thinking, "Oh yes, this is definitely good, for what it is"

Also, Gladiator. Thinking back, I must have been hell-a bored.

Posted by: Caspar at May 6, 2011 6:56 AM

I liked Aja in Deep Throat III much better than Linda Lovelace in the original classic, but I never admitted that :-)

I never pretend to like a movie when I really didn't. The closest I came to it was Full Metal Jacket, and it's only half a lie. I love the first half, but find the second empty and boring. The only part that I can ever remember from that second half is the Surfin' Bird song.

Posted by: Ozpinhead at May 6, 2011 8:07 AM

I think the concept of being liked and trying to fit in punched Slash's mom in the face and burned their house down.

As a mild argument against the idea of faking it, the idea of elevating your actual feelings to match friends or family so they can feel good about liking something is not a terrible thing. Sure, you shouldn't do it all the time for everyone or you're just a dirty fucking liar, but not wanting to dampen people's enthusiasm for a movie is actually kind of sweet when you think about it. I could tell my 4 year old that Tinkerbell sucked but I won't because I love her and I want to tell her that my favorite part was when the hammer glowed really bright so she'll get excited and tell me all about the movie I've probably seen 43 times by now. Hell, I acted like I enjoyed Animal House, Caddyshack and The Blues Brothers more than I actually did because my dad loved quoting the movies and it was an easy connection for us to make in the face of his difficulties at making such connections. And trust me, you'll be happy you "faked it" after they stop breathing and die a horrible, agonizing death.

Posted by: Kballs at May 6, 2011 8:14 AM

I may fake some enthusiasm about a certain movie in the face of someone who dearly loves it, but when asked blunt opinion, I'll fess up about hating something.

To the person who mentioned The Hours upthread, The Hours is one of the WORST movies I've ever, ever attempted to watch. Boring, slow, and I HATE IT WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND FIREY SUNS. Just stick your damned head in the damned oven and end this stupid, overly long and ridiculously overpraised piece of crap.

Posted by: Melody at May 6, 2011 9:49 AM

I usually dont lie about liking a movie the same way I dont lie about having seen a film I havent. Its not me. But I do admit Ive done it on a few rare occasions to impress a girl with the ultimate goal of getting in her pants. Dont think that ever worked though.

Posted by: Muteki at May 6, 2011 10:06 AM

I only go to the movies if it is something I really want to see and I know it won't blow.I'd much rather watch it on tv in my living room,

Anyhoo

I don't watch movies I don't like. I give them 20 minutes and if they have bored or disgusted me I shut them off, never to return, although I did watch Inception in 20 minute increments. I wasn't sure if I was bored but it would get better, or bored because I wasn't in a movie watching ( or thinking) mood, but I did return and ended up liking it.
Some of the movies that will never return my 20 minutes, or 4.99 from On Demand

Country Strong
Terminator Salvation
Hot Tub Time Machine
Superbad
Cop Out
Lost in Translation
The Station Agent
Love and Other Drugs
Iron Man 2

I fear that's not the question you asked....

Posted by: kirbyjay at May 6, 2011 10:23 AM

Kballs, I spent the first 20 years of my life trying to be liked and to "fit in" and it didn't make me happy. It's a recipe for misery, actually.

So I've spent the last 20-some years not really giving a fuck what other people think of me, and that's worked out much better.

Besides, I submitted a clarification of my first statement. You should read it.

Posted by: Slash at May 6, 2011 10:55 AM

*sighs*

My casual statement was directed at everyone who mentioned "faking" or "lying" or similar thoughts. I clearly began the second part of my statement with that clarification to separate it from the "joke" I made about you in the first sentence. You should read it.

Posted by: Kballs at May 6, 2011 11:54 AM

What about terrible movies we secretly love? Like "Water World" etc.

Posted by: Ramona Q. at May 6, 2011 2:29 PM

I haven't lied about it... I hate David Lynch.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 6, 2011 9:17 PM

"Shades of Blue" with Nikki Dial. Never got past the first five minutes. Did enjoy it though.

Posted by: P Vert at May 7, 2011 3:05 PM

I don't lie about enjoying things because then you end up seeing them (or their ilk) over and over again, like someone said above.
However, my a-hole sister in law once went to a movie with me, laughed uproariously through it with me, and then stuck her nose in the air and said "Oh, it was okaaaay. If you like that sort of thing." Effing fake-ass faker.

Posted by: CranAppleSnapple at May 7, 2011 9:22 PM

I can quote Caddyshack from beginning to end and I've told people I love it. But secretly... as a movie, I just like it. I just love a few select scenes (hello Bill Murray). So that makes me a dirty rotten liar.

Posted by: boombox at May 8, 2011 7:07 PM

10 Things I Hate About You...

I went on a verbal tirade the minute I heard the previously strong-willed and independent Cat Stratford gag up that pithy, insipid excuse for a poem at the end of the movie, about the glorification of mysogeny.

Yet whenever people bring it up I just hold my tongue and hope the subject changes quickly...

Posted by: Jo at May 8, 2011 8:37 PM

I'd go straight up with Citizen Kane. There was a time I just had to agree with everyone who said it is a great film, whatever, but few times in my life I felt so bored by a movie.

Gotta say Monty Python's Holy Grail is another one. Many of my friends like it so much, and I happen to like other stuff by MP, so I just went along. But the last two times I've watched it, I fell asleep.

I guess any others were admitted as disliked right away.

Posted by: godzilla_foil at May 10, 2011 6:36 PM

This is a well thought out article that I have bookmarked for future reference. Have a fun.

Posted by: 50th Birthday Party at June 7, 2011 6:28 PM