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The Maltese Falcon - Original, I know.

In Howl's Moving Castle there is a dial that when you spin it, it changes the location you are stepping into when you open the front door. If you choose one color you are in a town. If you choose another you are in a verdant field.
Either that or pretty much any wedding cake in any movie ever made. Mmm, cake.

easy-peasy. I want GoGo Yubari's ball-on-a-chain weapon. she's the bad-assest, and the bride was damned lucky to get away...

Who the heck is your proof-reader? That is my only coment.

The briefcase from Pulp Fiction, followed closely by the slot car track from Slap Shot.

I would have the pensieve from Harry Potter. It would be interesting to pull out peoples memories and actually be able to step into them. Watching as everything unfolds.......Hrmmmm I'm sensing some possible diabolical times :p

I think I would really love the duct-taped pulse rifle/flamethrower from Aliens.

I would choose the clock from the Harry Potter books that lets Mrs. Weasley see where all of her family members are at all times (was this seen in any of the movies?). As my kids get older this would be very handy to have.

Gotta be Luke's lightsaber, hands down.

The double sided d*ldo from the Jennifer Connolly's ending in "Requiem for a Dream".

...too much?...

I want to regift it.

This is a tough one. How REAL would the props be? Like if I got a light saber...would it be fully functional in all the ways a jedi would need or would it be a shiny, hopped up flashlight with a blue stick jammed in the end of it? Would I even want a lightsaber? I can see it now..."Hey guys look at thi....OOOO!!! Sorry bout your arm Sean! Look on the bright side though dude! At least you won't bleed out because the wound is already cauterized!"

Maybe Harry Callahan's .44 Magnum. That would be sweet! Again though..."Hey guys look at thi...OOOO!! Sorry about the hole in your face Sean. But look on the bright side dude! At least you'll die quickly!"

Hmmmm...my mom would likely go with Brad Pitt's codpiece from Troy which is surely an intriguing piece but I imagine Brad's biffkin smells just like everyone else's. 'Cept maybe mine. Mine smells like a coimbination of a fine merlot and the inside of a cardboard box.

My dad would prolly want something, ANYTHING from The Magnificent Seven. If he sees that that movie will be on at 3am, he'll make it a point to be up to watch it even though he owns it on DVD.

When I sit and think about it I would want Pamela Wells (Lorie Griffin) from Teen Wolf. She was essntially a prop in that movie. I've never seen a "teen" built like that before so I'm assuming she was mostly glue and plastic bits anywho. She really didn't bring much to the film except for epic breasticals and a fine ass jammed into some nice white lace n satin unders. She weighs less than 200 lbs (couldn't be more than a buck o'five). She would be perfectly preserved in her 1985 hotness and I imagine she was synthesized out of so many man-made compounds that her virginia would squeak upon sexytime like a thumb running on the inside of a tupperware bowl in a Palmolive commercial. So yeah...I'll have Lorie Griffin. Dustin...make it happen.

Oh! And doubly so because she wasn't fucking nicknamed 'Boof'. Horrible nickname for a cute chick. Sounds like a disease of the 'giner. "Stay away from that chick. She's got the Boof."

The TARDIS from the Dr. Who movies which starred Peter Cushing as Dr. Who. How's that for getting around the "must be in a movie" loophole?

I'm sure the "prop" weighs under 200 lbs (as opposed to the real TARDIS, if it were real) and yes, it would fit nicely in my house. I have looms that are bigger than the TARDIS.

I'd like Bruce Lee's nunchucks (sp?) from Enter the Dragon. I'd get a special display case and never let anybody touch 'em.

The monolith from 2001

The Dude's rug.

It'll really hold the room together.

random, but Bill Murray's deck of physic test cards from Ghostbusters. From the early scene when he's trying to bed the blonde chick. That scene kills me. "I was just thinking, 'Eight o'clock?'"

Wow fera...judging by your comments as of late you might wanna stop over David's house before he regifts. Just a thought.

Why would you think such an innocent topic could get ugly quickly?

Audrey Hepburn's wardrobe from Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Vera. You Firefly fans know what I'm talking about.

"See, Vera? Dress yourself up, you get taken out somewhere fun."

If you work at the paintball shop we are. But I don't seem like I'd be the right friend to hang out with when weapons are involved.

Julie:

the bed or the regifted sex toy?
Don't bother...the answer is a resounding "yes" to both!

I think if possible I would want everything in Amelie's apartment. I love how it is decorated. I would settle for the Vespa that Nino drives.

I'm such a girl.

The black cocktail dress from the prison scene in Breakfast at Tiffany

The green evening dress from Atonement

The original score for Ode to Joy from Immortal Beloved (well, if Scourgie can have the original Maltese falcon, I want something original too).

Y'know, I've always wanted my own train full of explosives, a la V for Vendetta, wait, UNDER 200lbs. Hmm, ok. I'll go with the full line of functional phasers (including rifles, cannons, etc) from the various Star Trek series/movies. Everything from minor pain, to unconsciousness, to cutting, to vaporisation, to setting on fire from the inside out! So many problems, one solution! (Bonus choice if I still have room - a functioning tricorder, because it would totally kick current medical science's ass and each rented use would nicely top up my vacation fund.)

The complete collection of cheongsam dresses worn by Maggie Cheung in In the Mood for Love. Never mind what I want them for! Mind your own business!

ahh so many to choose from, i dont think i can...

Any one of Owen Wilson's absolutely INSANE paintings from the Royal Tenenbaums, Paul Newman's bottle opener from Cool Hand Luke, Kurt Russel's eye patch from Escape From New York, Pink's belt buckle/one hitter from Dazed And Confused, Patrick Bateman's business card from American Psycho, and last but not least, The Dude's rug from The Big Lebowski (it really ties the room together)!

Hee-of course both!

Anastasia-but is it cheap merlot? PissBoy, I thought I detected a hint of Carlo Rossi the other week.

I'm adding iocane powder to my list, so I can be stealthily murderous.

The Glaive from Krull.
Oh yes...a no-motor, Skil-saw, Cthulu-alien-killing, boomeranging, bone weapon of unimaginable destruction.

That, or the guns that were taken out of E.T.

What can I say, I need weapons. Preferably ones to use against aliens.

Amanda--I have The Cloak of Invisibility from Harry Potter. I happen to be wearing it every time mr.wsapnin & I go out to dinner. I'd be glad to send it your way.

Lightsaber--yes!
Whip & Fedora--you bet!

Diamond Earring -- Breakfast Club (with a kiss from 1985 Judd Nelson)

Easy peasy. The Bride's Hattori Hanzo sword from Kill Bill 1 and 2.

Does that hot neighbor guy in the Sex and the City movie count as a prop? If so, I'll take him.

1) The 5 piece louis vuitton luggage set from the Darjeeling limited
2) Mordecai, can I have him? I'll take care of him, I promise.
3) John Cusak's music library in High Fidelity.

The scale model Stonehenge from This is Spinal Tap.

And I actually came very, very close to winning an auction for a The Remains of the Day lunchbox on eBay.

I'd love the Mr. Freeze outfit from Batman and Robin. Not only is that movie amazingly laughingly bad, but that suit can survive some serious zombie damage. Trust.

A The Remains of the Day lunchbox?

I'm laughing my ass off over here!

1) The gnome from "Amelie"
2) John Lennon's pit bed from "Help!"
3) Gidget's surfboard

Sloane Peterson's leather boots & jacket from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The 80s are alive inside me, y'all!

I just realized how awesome it would be to have the typewriter from Stranger than Fiction. You write it, it happens!

Think of the possibilities.

Oh, I will. "Julie opens the door to her apartment to find a naked Johnny Depp holding a bottle of red wine in one hand and a pair of handcuffs in the other."

I don't think this will work on my work computer :(

I'll also take James Spader. Is he a prop?

Must have the 2-sided Kandinsky painting from Six Degrees of Separation!!

Jay's girlfriend's monkey
Shaun's Cricket paddle
Squeak toy from Snatch
Dirty Harry's 45
Harmonica's Harmonica
A stick of dynamite from Butch Cassidy
The Nelson's horn rimmed glasses
Elwood's briefcase
Rambo's knife

All kinds of other shit, shall I proceed?

sorry for the double dip

Andy's (Paul Rudd) "Girnel" from Wet Hot American Summer. To forever sit on my coffee table.

That or Big Ern's bowling ball from King Pin.

Anastasia...why? It could never work. I'm a naturally lonely guy. I'm a former highschool chess-team alternate, with a bad case of psoriasis. I have a secret love of brown shoes and my 2 proudest moments are not that exciting: My lifetime membership into the G.I. Joe Collector's Club of South Jersey (which is doubly sad because I have to travel to Jersey to attend meetings) and setting my own personal record for "Longest Length of Time Without Self-Stimulating" which was 37 hours and 9 minutes. It was only because I had broken both my hands in a tragic cockroach taxidermy accident, which took me to the hospital for a 21 hour stay during which time I was heavily sedated and then 16 hours and 5 minutes hopped up on a massive dose of percocet. It took me 4 minutes to figure out what I could rub myself against.

OOOOooooh from Velvet Goldmine, the green gem pin/earring that belonged to Oscar Wilde. I would wear it always.

I would love to have the real ruby encrusted slippers from the Wizard of Oz.

Failing that, I would take the giant sparkly high heel shoe from atop Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

The Cut-throat Razor from Reservoir Dogs would have to be #1.

Some other favourites,

The rug from the Big Lebowski....it would really bring my room together, man.

The Killer Rabbit from Monty Python and the holy grail....if only they'd found the grail.

Patrick Bateman business card from American Psycho.

Go-Go's spiky ball on a chain.

The Rosaries from the Boondock Saints.

And a hat from the Godfather part 1 or 2.

If fully functional, the timeturner from Harry Potter.

Rosebud? Overrated I know, but that'd just be fun to take sledding every single winter.

Or a Ghostbuster's ghost trap, Indy's Hat, The Green Destiny sword from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, one of the facehugger eggs from Alien, a bar of soap from Paper St. Soap Company from Fight Club, the Andy Dufresne's bible from Shawshank, or maybe Keyzer Soze's gold lighter.

No! I know what I want!

I want the A-bomb that Major Kong rode down on in Dr. Strangelove!

One of which is the systematic sexual exploitation of cute and fluffy panda bears :(

Posted by: Julie

Mmmmm, now say it slowly...

I have a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pencil sharpener--it was some fast food joint giveaway once upon a time.

i have a stay puft marshmallow man action figure--and not the one with the mean face. mine is happy! he sits on my nightstand and holds my glasses when i sleep.

Jules' Bad Mother Fucker wallet from Pulp Fiction and Mrs. Robinson's leopard-print coat.

Ooh, PissBoy, I like that game.

Guttenberg's mullet in Don't Tell Her It's Me
One of Eddie Murphy's fatsuits from Norbit
Kelly Clarkson's skirt of ties in From Justin to Kelly
Jon Voight's regurgitated carcass from Anaconda
Cuba Gooding Jr.'s dignity from Boat Trip
One of the fake wolves from The Day After Tomorrow

Rosebud

Whoa, whoa, whoa, if TV shows count than Faith's Knife is all mine.

Well, it would've been at least one piece of the luggage set in Darjeeling Limited because, not only was it probably touched by Wes Anderson, Adrien Brody, Jason Schwartzman, and Owen Wilson, but the initials hold a special significance for me.

If that's not enough to win me just one piece, I'd want the pink robe that Michael Douglas wears in Wonder Boys.

The horse head from Brando's bed in the Godfather. It gets lonely at night in Ohio.

margot tenenbaum's last, thrown out pack of cigarettes. she is the only movie character that has ever made smoking remotely "cool"

My item is actually from a short story by Rudyard Kipling: I would love to have the love charm called the Bisara of Pooree.

"Little Blind Fish, thou art marvellous wise,
Little Blind Fish, who put out thy eyes?
Open thine ears while I whisper my wish--
Bring me a lover, thou little Blind Fish."

Arwen's dresses from LotR. They're so pretty! I want to look like a pretty pretty princess too!

Simon's doctors case from Firefly.

Stephane's time machine in Gondry's Science of Sleep... i want that second past back!

I wanted to wear a replica of Buttercup's wedding dress in my own wedding but I couldn't find an accurate copy.

I love the dress that Kate Winslet wears when she tries to jump off of the Titanic. So. Pretty.

I would mind Angelina Jolie's leather bustier, thigh high boots, and trenchcoat from Mr. and Mrs. Smith either.

Wouldn't mind. Gah!

OOOOHHHH Melle! Good call on Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles. He'd fit nicely in my bedroom.

Tasheki Kaneshiro from House of Flying Daggers. He would fit nicely in my house, oh yes he would.

Dammitjanet:

In college, a friend and I once had a plan to build large white balloons and open a business in Portmeirion (where they filmed The Prisoner) renting out the balloons to people who wanted to be photographed being chased through the streets of the village. The village actually is pretty much exactly as it was when they shot the series.

The cocaine doll from Traffic.

It would go nicely with my previous pick.

... I might not regift this one.

Angelina Jolie's leather bustier, thigh high boots, and trenchcoat from Mr. and Mrs. Smith either

Pictures Julie in the above...
[mind explodes]

"I would mind Angelina Jolie's leather bustier, thigh high boots, and trenchcoat from Mr. and Mrs. Smith either."

Julie, you're a mind reader--this is my answer too. Along with that purse she has.

I would have taken the Delorean from Back to the Future, but since it's way over the weight limit, I'll settle for the flux capacitor.

One of the potato babies from Eternal Sunshine.
To add to the suitcase-Pulp-Fiction-thing, how about the box Jack Nicholson gives Matt Damon when he graduates from cop school in The Departed? What the hell was in that, anyway?

StephanieS:

I absolutely adore Mrs. Miniver. I own the DVD and Mr. PaddyDog is threatening to burn it I watch it so often. I want her wardrobe, her house, her fabulous garden (note to other naive trans-Atlantic imported people: it's impossible to grow an English country garden in the Midwest USA without destroying the surrounding water table with fertilizers).

Easy - Del Griffith's trunk from [i]Planes, Trains & Automobiles[/i]

The rings Susan Sarandon wore in Thelma & Louise.

The outfit, including the necklace, that Princess Leia wears in the last scene in Star Wars.

Marilyn Monroe's wardrobe (minus any furs) from Some Like It Hot (they might actually fit me).

I'd like one of the masks from the dance/dream sequence in Labyrinth.

Either that, or the giant oil painting of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy from Pride & Prejudice.

Han Solo in carbonite! That was my choice too! With a glass table top, I would turn it into a coffee table! Alas, that's what prompted the whole caveat/weight limit. Also, my lurker friend/braintrust behind this has just claimed this as the ultimate geek week (early showing of Dark Knight in the IMAX+Pajiba Comment Diversion), so thanks for helping him live the dream.

Get ready to groan, but what I want (more than anything) is Rosebud from Citizen Kane (of which my screen name is modelled after).

Brigette,
I completely agree with you about the King and I: by the time of my first viewing I'd already had the boring birds and bees talk from my Dad (my Mum chickened out). When I saw the King and I, I began to get an inkling what sex was actually about.

On costume, I suppose there aren't any Grande Dames these days like Edith Head, but I'd be delighted to be wrong.

PaddyDog,

I'm so pleased there's another Mrs Miniver devotee who is actually alive! My late beloved granny was of Mrs M's generation, and (wo)manned an anti-aircraft battery in Belfast during the blitz.

Totally agreement on the trans-Atlantic gardening. I've got roses, lavender and sweet pea alive in TX. Huge clouds of summer flowers and wisteria? Not so much.

Ash's Boomstick

I hate to be predictable, but the photographs from Blowup would look goddamn swank in my house.

(I am still jealous of my husband, who has actually been in the loft where they shot the film--it's now an architectural firm where a friend of his works. Or so I was told.)

My first choice would be the blue box from Mulholland Drive. I freakin' love that movie.

Björk's glasses from Dancer in the Dark

Jack Twist's coat from Brokeback would be cool to have. And while we're at it, I'll take the postcard that was tacked up along side it.

Ellie's compass from Contact. Love that movie, too.

Can I have EVE from WALL-E?

I want the piano from Casablanca, but I have a feeling that is over 200 pounds. Also can I have one of the little furry guys from Gremlins? They're so cute! I promise not to get them wet or feed them after midnight. So nothing reasonable apparently.

Easy question. The pen, magazine and hardcover book from the Bourne movies. You'd think I could satisfy this desire easily, but I tried to stab my brother in the hand with a blue bic and it just didn't work. Every magazine I roll up and club someone with is responded with an "Ow, what the hell was that? Did you just windmill me?" And, well, I don't own a hardcover book. There must be magic behind those props.

OK, hold on.

NOW I know what I'd like: those cool surgical instruments from Dead Ringers-

I'm sure one of them would help in getting a certain commentor's/reviewer's bug out of their ass. (Y'know, the kind that thinks they can tell someone to stop posting just because they're tired of a subject- that's some fucking gall right there.)

Old Yeller.

Followed by a quick trip to the vet on a Half-Price-Vaccination-Tuesday.

1. Baby Bowler's bowling ball from Mystery Men
2. Jack Burton's whole outfit from Big Trouble in Little China. Or maybe Wang. He's got to be sub-200, right?

What do I have to do to look like that at 60?!?!?!?!?

DUH!!

The Charm of Making!!

(and who else's mind started singing "Boomin Granny" when they saw that brick house? Almost needs a new level of "Well Played" as that can't be put on the same line as Gyllenhaal's)

I don't want the body in the dress. I just want the dress. For me. I want to wear it all day everyday. That's how much I love that dress.

No, no, I know. Like I said, the Keira is distracting but even outside that I still don't get the massive appeal, the hold it has on people. But, to yet again quote Stuart Murdoch, it's beyond me what a girl can see.

A submarine sandwich gun from from Galaxy Qwest.

Nick Angel's peace lily from Hot Fuzz
Max's little red beret from Rushmore

I'd kinda like to steal the Pink Panther. What can I say? My dream job has always been "International Diamond Thief"!

David: Hmmm...Two sides, you say? David baby, can I ask you a favour?

Donald Sutherland's hat from M*A*S*H (i've been scouring army surplus stores for the last 20yrs looking for one), the tent he shared with Elliot Gould and Tom Skerrit and the still that they had in the series.

Doctor Who's (Tom Baker) sonic screwdriver and K9.

a light cycle from Tron.

the original Basket Case.

Han Solo's BlasTech DL-44.

Lars' Real Girl doll Bianca.

After bringing up this week's topic to the husband, he quickly responded with the following:

Sting's space-panties from Dune

Mmmm, but do you think I can get Sting and the panties? It has to be under 200 lbs. I think so.

Lightsaber, no question about it.

I'd also settle for either Han's blaster or a phaser from Star Trek III.

1) Alex's cane w/removable dagger from A Clockwork Orange.

2) Pesci's pen from Casino.

3) Wilson.

A Hattori Honzo sword from Kill Bill

the helmet from the first suit of armor Tony Stark builds in the cave would look great in my office.

My entire life I have wanted to own the ruby slippers from The Wizard of Oz.

(and I'm not trying to be cute with the screen name....I've actually been using it for at least the past 12 years...)

That necklace from Titanic would fetch sum.
But probably Bateman's CD collection from American Psycho. Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Since I can't have Inigo's sword (I've never seen its equal) Wonderboy or Lloyd's boombox....I'll narrow it to these:

Igor's hump from Young Frankenstein

Elizabeth Banks' thong in The 40 Year Old Virgin (there's something wrong with her underwear...yeah, it's not in my mouth) Hell, I'll take Elizabeth Banks, she's about a buck fifteen.

Al Czervik's golf bag from Caddyshack

The Ninth Doctor's leather jacket.

I want either THE official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle, one of the Bumpus hounds or the bunny suit from A Christmas Story. Not all that exciting, original or cool, but would be awesome to me nonetheless.

Of course it's too big.... dammit, but I always wanted the pirate ship from the Goonies. But since I can't have that, it's a three way tie between 1)the watch that Christopher Walken brought to little Butch.... you know, the one he kept up his ass- Pulp Fiction; 2)the doorknockers from Frankenstein's castle- The Young Frankenstein; or 3) Egon's glasses- Ghostbusters. Yeah, I'm low maintanence.

oh the clothes!!
pretty much all of scarlett's clothes in 'gone with the wind', but if i had to pick one: the red velvet one and all the accessories, that she wore to ashley's birthday party.
also the clothes from the gary oldman movie 'dracula'--i love HIS clothes, but again if i had to pick just one it would probably be the green dress winona/mina wears when she first meets gary/dracula on the street--i fucking love that little hat!!
and one last kinda obscure item--i love the whole pad in the beatles' movie 'help' but there is a great green, blue and groovy framed print in george's section that i have conveted forever!! also, almost all the clothes in that movie too!!

Each glass of water served to Griffin Mill in The Player, not one out of which he drank one sip during the entire movie, or

The gold ring given to Oskar Schindler at the end of Schindler's List, or

Rosebud.

I'm painfully late for this one, but the holy shotgun from Contantine was ridiculouly awesome, so I want that and his lighter. Muahaha.

Longcoat000...

The box from Hell Raiser???

What an excellent choice, my friend! I personally would love to have the chance to tell one of my enemies, "Your suffering will be legendary," and actually mean it!! when I whip out that fucking box.. No one ever believes me when I threaten them with eternal, sickening damnation, when I so desperately want it to happen.

As they say on 'Family Feud': "Good choice, good choice," while clapping their hands excitedly as I slowly slice their skin until only bleeding, sickening muscle ligaments remain on their pathetic bodies.

I need a more intimate experience, and with that box, along with the victim of my choice, I think I may be able to attain true happiness at last.

Oh, a Beanie & Cecil cartoon just came on, gotta watch - let's put this memo off for a bit, okay?

buddy christ statue. i've wanted it since i saw it...
also, i'll have to agree that having the green dress would be mighty fine...
and finally, if i was wee again i'd want ruby slippers too. i think little me would have killed someone for them.

Paddy, that is freakin' awesome!! I have seen pix of Portmeirion and it does look exactly the same. I so would have paid to be chased by a bubble. I am cautious about the upcoming remake.....

my son just said he would want...

a sword from 300
Excalibur
a stone angel from Dr. Who
Halle Berry (he's 14)
a Cloverfield model video camera, that runs forever and cannot be destroyed

my daughter chose...
costumes from Chicago
Taye Diggs (she's 17 on the 17th)
Hermione's wand
Giselle's blue dress made from curtains
any weapon handled by Daniel Craig in Casino Royale

The sports almanac from Back To The Future is my first choice. And how about Gizmo (the doll), from Gremlins?

OK, let's get a little more contemporary. The "box of flours" from Stranger Than Fiction would be nice. Of course I want a lightsaber too. But mine in purple, please.

I'm going with the flashy thing from Men In Black. That could come in pretty handy.

Can I please also have one of the plaid overnight bags from "What's Up, Doc?" Hopefully the one with the jewels inside.

Sorsha's sword and Willow's wand from the movie Willow. Oh, and the key from Masters of the Universe.

And my husband wants the shoulder-mount gun from Predator and the voice-activated weirding module from Dune.

ok, ok, here's what I really want then:
*Bridget Jones' granny panties
*Elizabeth Berkeley's black bob wig and cowboy boots from Showgirls
*The yellow leather jacket from Buffy
*Queequeg (Scully's dog... oh, crap, I'm back to TV again, damn!)

(yeratomato, I actually have a dashboard Buddy Christ... not as good as the life-sized version though.)

Oh, PB... don't you see? it's destiny, lover.... I too know the heartbreak of psoriasis. We can rub cortisone on each others' ashy elbows... and I live in Jersey, so when you come for your GI Joe meetings, I'm right here! What's more, I am an avid practitioner of vole taxidermy; it's not such a leap to cockroaches, and I could have spared you that 37 hours of misery. Or at the very least, it wouldn't have taken me 4 full minutes to find you something to rub up against.

Oh, hold up just a second here.... did you say brown shoes? .... Umm, I gotta go.

The handheld GE Minigun from Predator that Jesse Ventura fired would be the first choice. I'll take the one that Arnie fired from the top floor of Cyberdyne Systems building if the first choice is not available. GE brings good things to life. A lifetime supply of ammo would be cool too, but way out of the weight limit.

the statue of kevin costner from the end of The Postman.

holocaust cloak from The Princess Bride

deckard's gun & the oragami unicorn from Blade Runner

Kilgore's hat from Apocalypse Now

the harmonica from Once Upon a Time In the West

Much like the dark side of the force, it is useless for me to resist the lightsaber. I'd like to take Jessica Alba's ass or all of Phoebe Cates. But I think the lightsaber would compensate in bringing me at least some nerdy chicks who would probably give better head anyways.

Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box.

the red bat phone with glass case from Batman t.v. series

Anton Chigur's oxy-tank and bolt gun from No Country for Old Men. So handy for when I forget my keys.

A bag of human fat from Fight Club (non-leaking)

Nostalgia:

- "Dom" from Fandango, tied with the kerchief they danced with in perhaps Costner's only actual acting on screen to date.

- The cassette tape and player from All That Jazz, and I'll take the eye drops, too.

- The map from Time Bandits with just a small chunk of evil.

- The Letters of Transit from Casablanca.

- The data-crystal from Serenity, ideally with Mal's "St. Crispen's Day Speech" playing on loop behind it.

For the weapons room:

- Porthos' daggar-pistol from The Three Musketeers. "Hmmmm. I like that."

- Blade's throwing boomerang-sickle thing.

- A bong-saber. Gotta have a bong-saber.

the arm from terminator 2

The Wardrobe from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. But only if it will actually transport me to Narnia.

Otherwise, Dorothy's ruby slippers.

I wonder how much the Ark of the Covenant from the original Raiders weighs, once you dumped all the sand out of it. I'm going to guess less than 200 pounds. Might make a nice coffee table, and I'd encourage people to put their feet on it, so as to ensure the lid stayed on.

Another addition (since those seem to be going around) The Rocketeer's jet pack. Fuck Howard Hughes! He's dead, the jetpack can be rebuilt, they had the schematics! Or, in the TV realm, can I get either a working prototype of Project Indigo, or Captain Jack Harkness's vortex manipulator? (Seeing as the full working TARDIS is out of the question...unless it isn't, in which case I'll take it!)

John Cusack's "Cosby Sweater" from High Fidelity. Or his headphones. Oh, or a soap bar from Fight Club!! Man, I could go on for hours... Zach Braff's emo tears from -- well, actually every movie he's ever done!

Crap. I forgot the arm from Terminator 2.

It is rightfully mine, after all, but that's another story...

The broken bat from The Natural.

Kowalski's Challenger.

Ok fine. Pink's belt buckle from Dazed and Confused, or the bathtub couch from Me, Natalie.

anastasia, i need to find one of those... unless it's a bobble head, i can't deal with those. they scare the bejeebers outta me for some reason. i'd still like a full sized one to scare people with though.

Not a bobblehead, yeratomato, no worries. They creep me out too.

Speaking of changing one's item and weight limits being damned, I'd love the sculpture from Harold and Maude... I could be reborn every day!!

The insecticide sprayer that Terence Mann used on Ray Kinsella to exterminate the pests of the 60's (Field of Dreams).

There are so many. . . but if I only get one, I want Mary's Twin Ivory Elephant, from the 1993 version of 'The Secret Garden'. I'd even take the one without the broken trunk.

I want a functioning hover-board from Back to the Future. I have been patiently waiting for those suckers to hit department stores and frankly it beats me what the scientists are doing that they can't spare a moment to get that shit up and running and on the shelves. Curing cancer? Fuck, we have to have something to live for first.

Also on the list:
- Sir Didymus, the swashbuckling wussbag dog from Labyrinth
- The Playboy magazine that led to all the trouble in Adventures in Babysitting
- The empty parachute from Fandango

Madeline Kahn's turban from Young Frankenstein. Or the violin.

The flame-throwing, ice-shooting, net-tossing exploding guns from the Fifth Element. O the fun I would have with a case of those!

The Dude's rug was also my first choice, but since I'm a little late to this party, here are my second and third choices:

The "I assure you, we're open" sign from Clerks

Julia Robert's hooker boots from Pretty Woman

Audrey Tautou's wardrobe in Hors de Prix.

Marauder's map from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Natalie Portman's knickers from the short movie before Darjeeling Limited

I can't believe nobody's mentioned all of the spaceship models from 2001! Those would look really cool in the living room.

i've arrived a little late...so apologies if you've already claimed any of these!

1. Copy of 'The Handbook for the Recently Deceased' from Beetlejuice

2. The wine/blood bottle that Michael drinks from in Lost Boys

3. The statue of David that Chunk drops in The Goonies

4. The pen from Say Anything (i gave her my heart, she gave me a pen)

5. Kaylee's rainbow parasol from Serenity/Firefly

6. James Leers bag from The Wonder Boys

7. Napoleon Dynamites sketch book

8. Hoggle's collection of shiny plastic things in Labyrinth

9. Richie Tennenbaums headband from The Royal Tenenbaums

10. The letter addressed to Roberta Sparrow from Donnie Darko or Jake Gyllenhaals hoodie from Donnie Darko preferably still warm and smelling of him!

i'm sure i'll be back with more...