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Little Movies in Your Sleep

By Tater Barley Banks | Posted Under Comment Diversions | Comments (83)



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So four of us were on a road trip to a concert and had a couple hours in the van to kill, and for no good reason we started talking about our dreams. Not our aspirations, silly, the little movies that play in your head at night.

I told about the one I’d had that day: We went to the airport to see Taterdaughter off on a trip somewhere, but she wasn’t in a plane, she was in a rocket. And at liftoff the rocket got maybe 10 feet off the pad and started tilting toward the right, whereupon the engines quit, the rocket crumpled nearly in half and fell to the ground. “Jesus!” I said. But as the dust cleared somehow I could see inside the ship, and I could see that Taterdaughter was OK, and one of the flight crew in uniform was helping her out of her seat.

That was about it. Everyone else had similarly pointless recent dreams, some kinda funny, some not, but nothing that had much coherence or resonance for the rest of us.

Until I said, “I have this reoccurring one where I’m trying to get somewhere …” And the other guys all said, “Yeah! I have that one too!”

Sometimes I’m driving, trying to get to point B, but I end up driving in circles. But most often in this type of dream, I’m in a college dorm and I have to get to my room to get something for my next class, and I’m already 10 minutes late, but the elevator won’t or can’t stop at my floor. So I have to get out on a different floor and walk but I still can’t find a way to get to my room …

And then I look down and I don’t have any pants on.

So, yeah, it’s a nightmare. For anyone who has to look at me with my pants off.

Today’s diversion, obviously, is about nightmares. What haunts your dreams? What chases you again and again? Has a movie you’ve seen while awake ever given you a real nightmare when you were asleep?

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I use to have this recurring dream as a kid, I haven't had it in several years. I was in a big field behind a chain link fence. My mom was on the other side of the fence doing cartwheels and she proceeded to do one over the fence (which in and of itself is a feat of nature). When she landed, she turned into a wooden turtle. I tried to help her but my feet got stuck under her and I couldn't move. No one was around to help. It doesn't sound too nightmarish but boy I can still feel the panic of not being able to move and the confusion as to why my mom turned into a wooden turtle of all animals.

Posted by: andewot at November 21, 2009 4:39 PM

My nightmares almost always involve violence to my wife or daughter. The good is that as a writer, these dreams are usually highly detailed and vivid. Fun!

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 21, 2009 4:41 PM

I have fairly freaky dreams--aliens, ghosts, flying, etc. I've even been an alien or a ghost in my dreams. Just an example--once I dreamed that I was a bodyguard for a special teenage princess. She was so special in fact, that she could turn herself into a caterpillar (nope, not a butterfly, just a yellow and purple caterpillar). So part of the protection was preventing people from stepping on her if she suddenly went caterpillar on me (suddenly I’m remembering that song by The Cure: “Caterpillar Girl”–I love me some Robert Smith).

Anyway, I had to take the Caterpillar Princess to a meeting on the moon. However, all the available spaceships were going to other locations (Mars, East Texas, Alpha Centauri, etc.) So we had to go look for a private spaceship. Finally we found one that looked more like an open boat, but apparently if you wore the right spacesuit you were fine. I had the cash for our trip stuffed in all my pockets and was worried I would lose some on the trip.

I don’t even know if the princess and I made it to the moon because then it went off on a tangent of being on an actual boat crossing a swamp to get to a rocking party. I guess my mind got bored with the moon trip.

Sometimes it's very disappointing to wake up in my boring little house in upstate NY.

Posted by: Lainie at November 21, 2009 4:43 PM

And it wasn't gonnae be like a moon trip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WwYpM3roJE

Posted by: Jay at November 21, 2009 4:46 PM

I've discovered if my blood sugar drops dangerously low, I have a combination of dream/hallucination. It's the same experience every time, a feeling of moving and being completely unable to stop...ever. Either walking or driving through a psychedelic landscape, sweating and tense, knowing that it's going to go on forever. There's even those little motion lines from cartoons speeding by. Yeah, that's fun.

Posted by: mrcreosote at November 21, 2009 5:08 PM

My usual recurring odd dream is of lying on my back outside, staring up at the stars. It's all very nice and peaceful until it's like the sky slams down close to my face, then up really, really high again, then back down close to my face, like I'm lying under a trampoline and someone else is jumping on it or something, only with the speed cranked up about ten times.

I always jerk and wake up lying flat in bed.

I also get the ones where I'm trying really hard to get something done, but just can't get everything together. Another really common one is that all of my teeth are very loose or falling out.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at November 21, 2009 5:29 PM

The only dream I really remember was incredibly disturbing. I was talking to my dad, when he told me that he had been sent on a mission to take me to hell. When I told him that I didn't want to go, he had a bunch of little minions try and pick me up and drag me into hell. And when I say little I mean little. They were about six inches tall and there were 50 of them. That is when I woke up.
And then, to make it even worse, my super religious aunt asked me if my dream was caused by my worrying that my dad was in hell because he was an atheist. As an atheist myself, I am pretty sure that is not what my dream was about. Plus, according to my aunt, I am going to hell anyway for being a tattooed lesbian. As atheism is really the least of my worries.

Posted by: Morgan Lefai at November 21, 2009 5:39 PM

I pretty much only have one recurring nightmare. In mine a giant tsunami comes and is on the verge of wiping everything out. I usually wake up or the dream changes before the water hits but it's always very disturbing. I went on a road trip down the California coast recently and I was mildly uncomfortable for the whole car ride.

Posted by: cree83 at November 21, 2009 5:44 PM

My recurring nightmare is about the inability to correctly dial a phone number in an emergency. I just keep hitting the wrong buttons, so I have to hang up and start over. This nightmare occurs so often that I have developed a phone phobia. I now rarely call anyone.

Posted by: Scully at November 21, 2009 5:44 PM

I still remember this one dream I had from when I was very very young. I was sitting up on my bed and this light was darting around the room. Every time the light touched me it would hurt. Doesn't sound particularly scary...but it's always stuck with me. I don't even remember if the whole thing was all a dream or if I really was awake in my bed imagining this light thing.

A couple nights ago I dreamt this lady fell off a metal bridge thing into a pit of lava. And the lava consumed her and began to turn into stone as she screamed for her life. And then she was all encased underneath the lava, which was now all stone...and I could still hear her muffled screams.
It was a one of the characters from Grey's Anatomy, if that means anything.

Posted by: Manda90210 at November 21, 2009 5:45 PM

I still remember a childhood nightmare from when I was about 8 years old. All of my classmates were in a cave, clapping and chanting "we have to bring him back because he saved us" over and over and passing along a tray with coins. Turns out they were raising money to buy Satan a new life. I tried to tell them not to do it, but they kept insisting and the chanting got louder and louder and I started crying. They were ten pesos away from getting to their goal and I woke up sweating and in tears.

Catholic school will do that to you.

Posted by: Sofía at November 21, 2009 5:46 PM

Holy shit, Sofia. That is frightening.

The scariest dream I've ever had is one that I had a few months before I married my husband five and a half years ago. I don't remember the exact dream, but there was a shapeless black monster chasing me through some sort of labyrinthine landscape. Buildings, a school, something - I can't quite remember. The last thing I saw in the dream was when I turned around and the monster caught up to me and grabbed me. I felt like it was sitting on my chest. When I woke up I was in a cold sweat, full-on panic attack. Lucky for me I had just learned about panic attacks in my abnormal psych class so I knew what was going on and worked on calming myself down.

A friend of mine says it was an incubus. Whatevs. I think it was just a panicy dream brought on by a major change in life and conflict with a mother who didn't (and still doesn't) want to accept that I was not a child who needed to be raised and told what to do, that I was an adult capable of making well-considered decisions on my own.

Posted by: stardust at November 21, 2009 5:56 PM

Do you guys dream in color?


My dreams seem to have a grey...ish hue, like some Ridley Scott film.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 21, 2009 5:58 PM

I have a few recurring dreams and most of them involve driving:

1) The dream starts with me waking up in the backseat of an empty car that is hurtling down the highway at like 80 mph. I have to figure out a way to get into the front seat and stop the car, but I can't. So I just huddle down in the back seat and whimper while I hope I don't die in the inevitable crash. I had this dream for YEARS as a teenager and it finally stopped when I learned how to drive.

2) I'm trying to drive a car from the passenger seat. Leaning way over, trying to scramble a foot onto the pedal and steering, the whole bit. My perception is way off from being in the wrong seat and I almost hit a lot of stuff. It's not scary like the first one but very stressful.

3) This one actually freaks me out and I hate it. I'm driving (finally!!) but I know I'm coming up to a bridge over a long expanse of water. The thing about the bridge is, it makes a loop-the-loop and if you're not going fast enough, you'll fall into the water. I've never been able to make the fucking loop. The OTHER part of the dream is that there's an almost hidden shortcut off the highway that will let me avoid taking the bridge. But I never see it until I've JUST passed it and I can't turn around to go back. So the bulk of the dream is me passing the shortcut, being pissed off, and then being all anxious about the bridge.

I don't think these are hard to interpret, but I'm tired of having them.

Posted by: myysharona (formerly Sharon) at November 21, 2009 6:05 PM

Agreed. Sofia, as a Catholic School Survivor, that is goddamn TERRIFYING.

Anyway, my dream involves me and everyone I know falling into a shark tank for some sort of game show. I got out, but then you're forced to watch everyone else trying to get out...Not fun.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at November 21, 2009 6:14 PM

I once dreamt I was being chased through a museum by two gigantic cobras.

Posted by: Fredo at November 21, 2009 6:23 PM

2 good ones.
(1) I was somehow ( I dont know how I arrived there) stuck in a city that was built in a maze. the maze was much like the one in "The shining" and my entire dream was spent trying to get out of there. I had not seen wicker man at the time I had that dream, but now that I have, I can tell you that the tone, and the feeling of confusion was much the same as that invoked in the movie.

It was me, and three of my friends from highschool. this dream was interesting in that it HAD a vivid end, I really do remember what happened. we figured out we could CLIMB the hedges and started doing so and walked on top of the maze's walls (effectively) untill we were able to get out. but then we discovered that we were on a mountain top and the only way out was to jump out, or climb DOWN.

(2) this one was last night. It was very windy and I was holding a bag. I put down the bag, opened my umbrella and flew over the people. the umbrella for some reason turned into a balloon, catching more wind (air) and blowing up and taking me higher and higher...

Posted by: sara at November 21, 2009 6:57 PM

Well, I have two dream scenarios, but neither fully fit the requirements of the diversion. I'll share anyway, because I'm talkative today.

The first is a nightmare that I had as a child that was SO VIVID I still remember it clearly. I was about 11 (that's a 27-year-old dream, if anybody's counting), and had been really sick for a couple of days, including a high fever. One night I dreamed that Frankenstein's monster, Dracula, and the Wolfman were chasing me. I climbed into my bed to get under the covers and get away from them, and then they grabbed Boris, my cat (also the first love of my life), and tore off his head. Feathers flew everywhere from inside him. Right after that, I woke up, sat bolt upright in bed, and threw up all over myself. Horrifying. It finally stopped giving me actual shivers whenever I thought about it only recently.

The second is a recurring dream that I had for years, in which the details frequently changed, but the basis remained the same: looking for a bathroom. Always finding one, but with issues: Once, I was in a restaurant, and the bathroom had glass walls, as did the stalls. Once, it was a college, and when I finally found it, there were open bowls arranged in rows around two levels, like stadium seating. Usually, it was some sort of school or similar industrial-type building, in which every stall had a backup and/or overflow problem. And once, I was in someone's house, and their bathroom was out of order, so I had to use an antique cabinet in a hallway with a hole in the top and an urn underneath. In that one, Michael Stipe walked past me as I was sitting there. He was pretty hot in person. But the thing is, none of these were ever a nightmare; I found the bathroom and worked around the issues, 'cause I had to go. And when you gotta go, you gotta go.

I haven't had that one much anymore, and I have no idea why I was having it all the time for a while there. It wasn't like I woke up in the night having to pee, or anything. it was kind of weird, but as I said, never a nightmare, so it didn't bother me at all, other than to make me curious about what the hell it meant. I was at my old job, which caused me mega-stress, so I assume it had something to do with that anxiety.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at November 21, 2009 7:06 PM

I don't really have recurring dreams, but here's a favorite:

A few months ago, about a week after watching a cheesy 50s teen sci-fi movie about giant lobsters, I had this dream about receiving a small cockroach wrapped in tin foil as a pre-wedding gift for me and my fiance--which is weird, not only becuase who wants a bug for a gift? but also because I'm not engaged nor in a serious relationship. But I KNEW I was engaged. Anyway, a dog ends up mysteriously dead, and all that's left of him is a t-bone steak by a rose bush.

And then I see this giant cockroach walking around the neighborhood. And somehow I KNOW my fiance is dead! I pull out the tin foil wrapping and the cockroach is gone. It had mutated and killed not only a random dog but also my fiance. Oh the irony that a gift killed the reason for it. I didn't even know what he looked like.

Posted by: kelsy at November 21, 2009 7:12 PM

I have scary dreams CONSTANTLY. Like AvB, I have recurring dream where I have to go to the bathroom but the toilets are filled with turds, too high, not inside of a stall, or the water is so high that it touches my butt. This horrifies me that people might watch me drop the Browns off at the Super Bowl. AND my pants are always so tight that I have trouble getting them past what is, in my dreams, my big, fat ass.

And now I'm drawing a blank on others....

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at November 21, 2009 7:19 PM

This is a dream I had this summer, the only one I've ever bothered to write down, exactly as I typed it when I woke up.

- Driving to some school or workplace with one of my parents
- people trying to show they can play piano and give lessons, I do okay
- Meet my old piano teacher, who shows me around and asks me to give a gift to my mom (boxing gloves with American flags on them, hanging on something else)
- Somehow end up in some museum of archaeology with multiple floors
- Dinosaurs invade and escape and are eating people
- Security calls it in to warn people
- I get fucked up by a "head banger," a dino with a hard dome head
- On the second floor, they warn that a 2-foot-tall dino lizard was running around fucking shit up with its poisonous fangs
- I try to run away but panic and get bitten and nicked up by this lizard
- Another bigger dino also scars and fucks my back up
- I somehow survive and get taken away by paramedics
- They're doing everything they can to save me, I can feel my body getting numb and I know this is it, I am fucked and am going to die
- I tell a faceless friend to tell my parents that I love them, very emotional, but it's his touch that keeps me in the world, I can't hear or see anything but can feel his hand on my head and fight to stay alive, apparently my parents are on their way
- Somehow I stay alive
- They decide to get me out of there on a helicopter .... so they send me by myself on an elevator to the first floor
- I get off and meet this guy who has been stealing all this rare jewelry and treasure from the place with the help of others, I had somehow apparently stolen some precious diamond and was the last piece he was waiting for
- I toss it in the back of his 18-wheeler and he prepares to leave
- I ask him where to go for the helicopter and he points me back the way I came
- I go through the door and encounter another head banger, and I'm scared shitless because I don't want to die after somehow surviving the first time
- Some girl shows up and saves my ass, we manage to the gouge the dino's eyes out and fuck him up real good
- The two of us leave with my faceless friend and find some inside dock that has like boats/hovercrafts waiting to take people on rides, like tourists or some shit
- The guy running the place lets us leave
- The end

Posted by: Mick J at November 21, 2009 7:37 PM

I constantly dream that I'm trying to talk to people and no one will listen. I usually have some reason to really, really need to talk to someone, but I get interrupted or the person I'm trying to talk to walks away. It's completely frustrating.

Posted by: ZombieNurse at November 21, 2009 7:42 PM

I just have the one dream over and over - I hold his head under the water 'til that last bubble goes "bloop."

Posted by: Ted at November 21, 2009 8:01 PM

Have any of you ever had sleep paralysis? Essentially, when you sleep your body becomes momentarily paralyzed so you don't physically act out your dreams. During sleep paralysis, your brain "wakes up" before your body de-paralyzes itself. You can perceive your room and laying in bed, but you cannot move. Furthermore, some people have the experience of a dark or evil force in the room with them, sitting on their chests and smothering them. I've experienced this phenomenon a number of time and believe you me, that is some horrifying shit. I'd rather have a regular old nightmare. *shudders*

Posted by: Helena at November 21, 2009 8:05 PM

I've had the sleep paralysis thing once and it nearly scared the shit out of me. I woke up and couldn't move at all, and I saw an old woman at the foot of my bed. She wasn't holding me down or anything, but she was staring at me. She was old, hunched over, wearing ratty old clothes and holding a long walking stick. I tried to scream, but could only make moaning sounds. I guess the rest of my body caught up with my awake brain, because the lady faded slowly away from where she was standing and I could finally move again. No more sleep for me that night!

Posted by: ZombieNurse at November 21, 2009 8:25 PM

My most recurring "nightmare" involve bugs (mostly flying ones, like bees and hornets, though I'm not actually scared of them,) flying after me. I run, trip, swat them away, and one time one even flew after me underwater. Though I'm not really afraid of bees, I am a huge arachnophobe, so the worst one was when a girl in my class had an enormous white spider in her hand and and was trying to give it to me and shove it in my face. I shudder just thinking about it.

Posted by: Erin S at November 21, 2009 8:40 PM

I can't remember any dreams from the past few nights, probably cause I was knocked out the minute I hit the pillow, but there was one I had a week or so ago that stands out.

It involved a guy I know and am not even attracted to trying to get into a relationship with me, even though in the dream I knew I had a boyfriend (I do in real life) and didn't want to cheat on him. But the scary part is within the dream, where him and me were watching a documentary film about Catholic Church corruption, in how they would capture various children years ago and lock them up in dungeons, leaving them in the dark for dead. I remember this making me sick and frightened in the dream and it had a lasting effect on me the next morning.

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if the CC actually did something like that. Look at what they've done already.

Posted by: JP at November 21, 2009 8:44 PM

I have two vivid nightmares but only one that is recurring.

This first dream happened about six years ago. I was driving along a road to try to get away from somebody. There was a dome type building in the distance that I thought would be a good place to hide. When I got there me and a bunch of classmates were seated in bleachers that were set up. My name was called along with one of my close friends and another random person. I went up to the stage turned around and closed my eyes. The next thing I heard was a rip, a roar and screaming. I open my eyes and see a T-Rex had torn through the dome material and eaten my friend.

The second dream is the recurring one. I am running away from a faceless somebody. I keep looking back and they get closer every time. I try to run faster, but something is holding me back. I try to scream, but nothing comes out. I always wake up before I get caught, but I am never able to fall asleep again afterward.

Posted by: JohnnyT at November 21, 2009 9:04 PM

a very traumitizing nightmare for me was when i had one about poachers killing Baldeagels using airplane propeller to chop em up.
my worst one i'v alreayd listed as my worst fear in the what scares us post. the problem was in that one i had ull use of all five sense and when i tried to pinc hmyself i felt the pinches.

Posted by: Utah Dynamo at November 21, 2009 9:15 PM

Oh my God JohnnyT, I had recurring dreams about T-Rexes when I was a tween!

My scary movie dream is this one that I used to have over and over again as a kid. I dreamt that I saw this scary man, all dressed in black with longish (for a guy) blonde hair and steely blue eyes come to my back door with a gun. I would hide because I was scared, and my mom would answer. He would push open the door and tell her "I am going to kill everyone in this house starting with you". I would always jerk awake right after he said it.

Then, approximately 10 years after I had my last nightmare like that (they stopped when I was about 12), I dreamt I was at Manhattan Mall and some crazy was shooting up the place. I thought I would be smart and sneak out the fire exit, but the crazy had the same idea. As it happened, I ended up facing my childhood bogeyman in the stairwell of a mall, AK47 in hand. He looked exactly the same, but appeared to have aged along with me. Soooooo creeeeeepy!

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at November 21, 2009 9:15 PM

I'm lazy, so I'm just gonna post a couple from the series of little descriptions of nightmares I wrote out one night years ago. They're kind of little poems because I was feeling pretentious that night. I have fucked up dreams, by the way...very very fucked up dreams.

My Mother’s Hand

This is the first dream I remember from my childhood.
My mother takes me with her to the appointment.
There are two middle-aged, overweight women sitting behind a table.
The only other object in the room is a large machine that reminds me of the pencil sharpener that hangs on the wall of my kindergarten classroom.
It has large holes in the top and a crank on one side.
One of the women asks my mother, “Are you sure?”
She nods her head. They gesture towards the machine.
She puts her hand in one of the holes and the machine turns on.
It makes a grinding noise as the crank turns.
After a moment it stops, and my mother pulls out her bloody arm, leaving her severed hand behind in the machine.

The Burned People

The crash must have been enormous.
Dozens of cars piled up on the freeway, burning.
The victims are all here, in this white and chrome hospital.
They wait, without hope, in sterile rooms.
They should not be alive,
Flesh burned black, with only bits of red here and there,
Sometimes the white of an eye, or bone.
Whole limbs have been burned off, leaving only charred frames,
Barely human anymore.
Those with eyes still, stare helplessly.
Leeches shift slowly in a tank of green water, otherwise, nothing moves.
There is no staff in this hospital.
There is nothing they could do.

The Thing

We set up our camp, my cousin and I, in the square of what was once a nice rural town.
The buildings are old, brick or stone, with decorative wrought iron fences
And placards proclaiming their age and historic importance.
None of which matters now.
The sky is a swirling maelstrom of orange and cobalt blue.
In the shadows, something black moves. Something with razor sharp teeth.
We build a very big fire.
When I wake, my cousin is gone.
The sky is still mad.
I turn around and see him, what is left of him, impaled on the spires of one of the iron fences.
Everything below his breastbone has been torn, or eaten, away.
The black thing got him.
And then, as I watch, he looks up, and smiles at me, a grin of pure madness.
His eyes look like the sky, empty of everything but insanity.
He reaches up and grasps the bars of the fence, pulls his ragged torso up and off the spires, and gently lowers himself to the ground.
And then the thing that was my cousin begins to walk towards me, on its hands.

Posted by: s. pisaster at November 21, 2009 10:59 PM

um...and to make up for the gruesomeness:
In this dream, I'm in a museum with a group of friend's, and we decide to go to the gift shop. For some reason, the gift shop has capuchin monkeys for sale. They're separated int two cages, and one cage is marked $3 while the other is marked $33. The monkeys look identical, so we go up to the counter to ask the clerk, who happened to be Riffraff, why some of the monkeys where more expensive. He walks us back to the cage and takes out one of the expensive monkeys and says, "These monkeys are special. These monkeys can talk. But they can only say one thing." So of course we ask him what they say, and he hands me the monkey and says, "See for yourself." And this tiny, adorable monkey looks at me and says, "Hey sexy!"
It counts as a nightmare because later in the dream I was followed by a creepy mutant dwarf who kept asking me if my parents were okay.

Posted by: s. pisaster at November 21, 2009 11:08 PM

I have a recurring dream where I'm running but I am going really slow and it's hard to move, like when you're waist-deep in water. UGH it makes me tense just thinking about it.

I also have recurring dreams where I'm pregnant or I'm about to marry someone that I don't want to marry. One time it was a young Jack Nicholson.

Posted by: DawnDraper at November 21, 2009 11:18 PM

My recurring dream is looking for a class in my old high school. The twist is that in the dream I am the same age as in real life, and I need this class because I missed it in high school and need to go back to high school for this class to keep my diploma. After a while, this dream "graduated" and I started to dream I needed to go back and take a class at my old college. Another variation in my college dream is that sometimes I can't find my living quarters, forcing me to search all the dorms and then drive around town looking for an apartment or house I might have rented.

I also have something weird happening in almost all the dreams I remember. I usually remember dreams that I have right before I wake up in the morning. This manifests as an inability to open my eyes in my dreams. In the middle of my dream I suddenly realize that I can't see. I try to open my eyes but can't, and even try to pry my eyes open with my fingers with no success. Then I panic until I realize I'm dreaming, and wake up about 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 21, 2009 11:46 PM

Please don't make me talk about the cat who walked out of the oven, his burning back split open, and stuck in the middle: a hot dog in a bun.

Posted by: Cindy at November 21, 2009 11:48 PM

Recurring nightmare: I am walking along the sidewalk during the day. To my right is the street. To my left is a long, high concrete wall. Up ahead I see a man pinned up against the wall, his arms spread out like a crucified Jesus.

I have to walk past him. The man is charred black because he was burned alive. But his eyes are not dead. They follow me as I walk past him. And there's black malice in there instead of pain or sorrow or suffering. I cannot turn back. It is terrifying.

Posted by: HopeHope at November 21, 2009 11:59 PM

This reminds me of discussions I overhear about fantasy football teams. I will sit patiently through your story so that I can tell you mine.

Posted by: sansho1 at November 22, 2009 12:13 AM

or how about this one the cruifixation of jesus was instead a burning at the stake.

Posted by: Utah Dynamo at November 22, 2009 12:20 AM

Math tests.

No, seriously. I wake up one morning and realize that I have a math final in 20 minutes. Not only did I not study, or ever open the book, but it's for a math class I didn't even realize I was signed up for. And I wake up in a a raw panic and a cold sweat.

It sounds ridiculous, but I have had that dream at least once a week, since the last time I took a math class.

SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO.

In case no one figured it out, I'm rather intimidated by math.

Posted by: TK at November 22, 2009 12:29 AM

Until my late 20s I had recurring nightmares about tornadoes. I blame The Wizard of Oz. They always follow the same basic pattern. I'll be outside, and see a tornado. I start yelling "get in the basement" and start running towards a house. Never quite fast enough. When I was younger the tornado would reach me and the dream would be over. Eventually I would make it into the house pretty quickly and actually get into the basement, but all of the walls would be made of glass. Over the years the dreams progressed and I would find a safe hiding spot in the basement. Then they pretty much stopped.

Recently I had a nightmare about the book "The Thirteenth Tale" by Diane Setterfield. It's about a pair of creepy British ginger twins who are kind of left to raise themselves with little supervision in a huge house that's crumbling around them. It's a great book. In my nightmare I'm in bed at my childhood home and looking through the open door into the dimly lit hallway. There is a girl with long messy hair and a white nightgown running up and down the hall. I keep telling myself, "don't open your eyes and she won't know you're awake." My face is turned towards the doorway and I only take tiny glances at her running and keep my eyes shut. When I do open my eyes, her face is TWO INCHES from mine and she starts screaming and waving her hands all over the place. Holy fuck.

Posted by: shelleyh at November 22, 2009 12:32 AM

The first nightmare I remember having was when I was about 4 yrs old, The Count from Sesame Street was chasing me from rooftop to rooftop across skyscrapers. I wasnt afraid of falling, but I knew if he caught me something really bad would happen. That bastard still freaks me out 25 yrs later. When I woke up I was crying so hard I threw up. My Mom came and got me and made me fried egg sandwichs and hot chocolate.

Posted by: Jadashay at November 22, 2009 12:32 AM

Good god people Sigmund Freud would have a fieeeeeeld day in here!

My one recurring dream as a kid always spooked the ever loving crap out of me. I would always be asleep, and then wake up in head and be unable to discern if I was awake because everything was the same. Outside my window was the front yard, the hill sloping down towards our front door. You could always see outside, there was this gentle pale light all the time almost like the moon was always full. I would always see this man just standing in the middle of my lawn facing the door. I couldn't see his face or make out any details, but I knew he could see me in the window.

After a while the same dream got way the fuck creepier. I started finding myself at the top of my stairs, able to see him through the small windows around the door frame. Every time he would walk down the lawn, disappear behind the door and start jingling the knob and trying to open it. I'd start screaming for my parents like a banshee but I couldn't make any sounds, just pushing air out of my lungs. Then the dream would end.

The last time I remember having this recurring dream was when I was 14 or so. But this time, when the man came down to open the front door, it was unlocked. And the last thing I remember is him walking up those stairs while I silently screamed out right before waking up.

Although on the positive side, the one lucid dream I had involved me bare-knuckle kung fu fighting a pack of velociraptors in my back yard, and then having my way with a Tomb-Raider era Angelina Jolie on the lawn. I woke up rather "alertly" if I do say so myself.

Cheers!

Posted by: D-Day at November 22, 2009 12:48 AM

The T.V. Show Courage The Cowardly Dog gave me serious nightmares as a kid, due to the episode with that fucking barber. Gave me honest to god night terrors.

The last movie to really scare me was Paranormal Activity, I was actually scared to turn off the lights.

Posted by: George at November 22, 2009 1:01 AM

I keep dreaming that my teeth are falling out, VERY lifelike. I can feel them loosening, and then coming out, like literally wriggling them with my tongue. I have heard of this being one of the classics. Sometimes they are broken into pieces, and always ALWAYS the general feeling of the dream is that it's kind of gross, but mainly a huge inconvenience, because I have to find a dentist, or deal with the fragments of my teeth.

That said, I recently had a dream about a friend of mine, who happens to be pregnant, having a very dramatic and gory abortion / stillbirth. I remember asking her what was happening, and having problems hearing her when she answered me. Finally I heard her explaining that she had some problems peeing, and some nurse had tried to catherize her, and tnen, the 30-week-old foetus had come out in bloody pieces. It was a brutal, brutal dream. I called her the next day, just to make sure everything was all right....

I usually dream very vivdly. To finish on a more positive note, I often dream of movie stars or other celebrities being my good friends, because they like how I treat them like normal people!

Posted by: N. Wood at November 22, 2009 1:01 AM

Ahem...
I just remembered that my mother always told me to explain my dreams in two sentences or less, because normal people will lose interest if it goes on longer than that...

Posted by: N. Wood at November 22, 2009 1:03 AM

I used to have reoccuring dreams about being in falling elevators. Where the elevator was or what it looked like or whether or not everyone in it died would change, but it always, ALWAYS fell from the 9th floor.

The dreams stopped after I went on The Tower of Terror at Disney World, but I still can't ride elevators all the way to the 9th floor - I have to get out at the 8th and walk up, or walk down a floor and then use it.

Posted by: Moi at November 22, 2009 1:42 AM

I normally don't remember my dreams, but I had a humdinger a few weeks ago that really kind of freaked me out.

So, it's the late 80's and I'm working as a producer for a TV show that has Bruce Willis in it, but I'm not a BIG SHOT producer, I'm just like a little guy who keeps the stars happy. And Bruce has invited the crew out to some fishing hole or something on a lake. And it's me, Bruce Willis, and Bruce Willis' personal assistant (who looks like Selma Blair). This is where stuff gets weird for me.

I don't want to fish, so I start swimming around in the lake or whatever. And I'm swimming, and Bruce is on the bank of this lake, and his assistant starts shaving him. Now, this isn't the Unbreakable / Mercury Rising Bruce Willis. This is Mortal Thoughts Bruce Willis - big beard, dark hair, etc.

So, I'm swimming in this lake, and then his personal assistant pulls out this electric razor, like the ones they use at boot camps and prisons, Bruce takes off his shirt, and she starts shaving his back. And it's SUPER hairy. Like, Eugene Levy hairy. And it's all going into the lake. Where I'm swimming. And it's getting all over me. And it's getting in my mouth. And I'm getting more and more freaked out by it. And I hop out of the lake, head over to Bruce, start fussing at him, and he's kind of a jerk. He lights this cigarette and threatens to burn me with it....and then I wake up.

So, that one's bothered me for a week or two.

Posted by: fitz at November 22, 2009 1:45 AM

I think Jurassic Park messed with my psyche because I contantly have dreams that Velocoraptors are chasing me - through houses, in the forest, the location changes. Sometimes it changes and it's a dude in a Scream mask (the 90's, dudes, I must have been VERY emotionally fragile) but always, ALWAYS, it's like I know how it's going to play out, like I've "seen the movie before" and so I know the right time to run away or move to another room undetected. But it's still scary as all hell.

Posted by: KATEO at November 22, 2009 1:47 AM

Oh.... and the one where you try to run, but your legs don't work, like they're heavy and you can't go fast enough!!!

Posted by: KATEO at November 22, 2009 1:48 AM

Re: BSlim and color in dreams: I have some in color, the rest I can't remember whether they're in color or not.

I also had a hypnogogic (sp?) event a few weeks ago. It was the first time that had ever happened. I had been reading something that mentioned it a month before, so later that day I understood what had happened. It was SCARY at the time though.

Posted by: fitz at November 22, 2009 1:49 AM

I think I've had the sleep paralysis thing, but I'm not sure. I can't remember what I was dreaming, but I kept waking up for brief seconds and wanting to move, but absolutely not being able to, but then dreaming that I did move and got up and did things, and then waking up slightly again and realizing I hadn't ever moved at all.

It's quite frightening when it happens over and over in the span of only about 20 minutes (yet it seems like hours). It was actually so bad that I thought there was carbon monoxide poisoning in my apt. and that was why I couldn't wake up. I pretty much had a panic attack and called my parents and landlord. It was pretty embarrassing once I recovered and had to explain that I had basically dreamed everything...I'm pretty sure they all thought I was on drugs. (I was not.)

Posted by: Layne at November 22, 2009 2:02 AM

Just FYI, according to Wikipedia, my problem was "false awakenings," (probably with sleep paralysis thrown in) of which Bertrand Russell also supposedly suffered. Small comfort :)

Posted by: Layne at November 22, 2009 2:12 AM

Layne, that is also called "old hag" syndrome. My ex-boyfriend swore his house was haunted because it happened to him a few times. It happened to his roommate too, so I thought it was caused by some kind of gas leak and never slept over because of it.

Posted by: Say Hello to My Camel at November 22, 2009 6:38 AM

Helena, I had a vivid sleep paralysis episode when I was about 8. I remember waking up, but being completely unable to move. Monsters slowly began surrounding my bed. I was terrified to even twitch, as I was certain any movement would trigger their attack. Suddenly, I heard my father's footsteps in the hallway. Never was the sound of his gushing morning pee more welcome. (My mother was dying of breast cancer at the time, so that might explain the episode.)

My recurring dream - hardly a nightmare - is one in which I'm catching a tram (I live in Melbourne, Aus), and I have to reach an appointed destination, but people keep sidetracking me and I never arrive - so frustrating (but not hard to decipher).

Finally, I'd much rather have a frustrating dream than one which makes you feel so intensely happy that the reality of wakefulness is the most crushing disappointment of the day. Unless you believe that reality is the recurring nightmare...

Posted by: Xiufetish at November 22, 2009 8:22 AM

OK, last night I was so excited to talk about my dreams that I neglected the actual question of the diversion--nightmares. I have plenty of those, though I have good dream awareness and often manage to turn nightmares into a chance to kick ass. I don't have much in the way of recurring dreams or nightmares--it's just a big variety, but I have some common themes: stairs that turn extremely steep or have some other major dangerous aspect (I've fallen down stairs a lot in real life--I'm a total klutz), tornadoes (grew up in North Texas and had plenty of nights spent in the cellar in storms), and the usual ones where I'm naked or can't find a class in school or something. I once taught high school Spanish for a year and hated it, so I also have nightmares that I'm teaching again--those are probably the most terrifying.

Posted by: Lainie at November 22, 2009 8:40 AM

Every once in a while, I will have these very vivid night terrors where I see a huge spider crawling up my bed or around my pillow. I always jump up and scream awake while turning on the light, looking around for the spider. I never know its a nightmare until I'm looking around and not finding anything. It usually happens when I'm stressed.

Posted by: bubblegumshoe at November 22, 2009 9:59 AM

Yeah, sleep paralysis is terrifying. And it's not like you can go back to sleep, can you?

Whoa, TK I have the exact same nightmare! I dream that it's finals week and surprise! I have to take a final for a class that I didn't even know I was signed up for. I don't think it's ever been math though, it's always something completely random like Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs or something. Weird...

Posted by: Helena at November 22, 2009 10:54 AM

Last night I discovered what happens when you stay up until 2am, half-heartedly studying art history while whole-heartedly reading comments on Pajiba. You dream about about commenters on Pajiba.
Yes, I had a dream that ya'll showed up at my house & berated me for not finishing my studying for Medieval Venetian Art History. I woke up in a cold sweat.
As for childhood dreams, I also constantly dreamed that I couldn't dial a phone correctly. That one still pops up occasionally.

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Posted by: Iris at November 22, 2009 1:05 PM

For me it's pigeons. I have had nightmares about them for years now. Filthy fuckers flying around my bedroom or nestling between my neck and my pillow. Me actually screaming and waking up. Venice and fat German tourists pouring bread crumbs over them to attract pigeons was one of the most traumatic episodes, as was that Eastpack commercial when the pigeons eat the guy, but the backpack remains intact.

Posted by: astounded at November 22, 2009 2:11 PM

I have a horrible recurring nightmare that my boyfriend and I are attacked by a bear in the woods and he dives in front to save me. I'm jumping on the bear and beating it with a stick and screaming but I can't do anything and it's killing him.

Jesus, even writing it makes my heart race.

Posted by: becks at November 22, 2009 2:46 PM

I dream that I have holes in my body. BIG GAPING FUCKING HOLES. You can just reach in and touch or pull out organs. My body is eating itself up. Sometimes I dream it's happening to other people too... I don't know how it ends, whether I disappear into nothing or I just remain there with organs hanging out. I don't know if there's any pain (I don't think so) but it's just fucking scary.

I think the fact that I'm terrified of diseases and death might explain it. I haven't had it in a long time though. I sleep too little to have vivid dreams often these days. There was a time when i was rather depressed and used to sleep a lot though. I do have weird dreams from time to time but my mind draws a complete blank and I don't try hard to remember them.

Most of the dreams written are quite scary but the ones about dinosaurs and museums made me laugh so hard, especially the one by Mick J. it sounds like a mixture of Jurassic Park, Night at the Museum and Land of the Lost which is hard to imagine being scary.

Posted by: barf at November 22, 2009 3:40 PM

BslimI dream in color. sometimes in colors more vivid than real life. I had one dream in particular where everything was insanely vibrant. It was slightly scary, but the colors stuck with me more strongly than the fear.
and badkittyuno I had a dream once that featured pajibans. It was too batshit insane to describe in detail on a thread like this, but the main points were that 1. I was part of a group of survivors traveling through a post apocalyptic wasteland 2. members of the group kept dying inexplicably in final destination type ways 3. I was trying desperately to get laid, but every time I got close I'd be thwarted. Basically my brain turned my sexual frustration into a mini horror movie. (fyi, although there were pajibans in the group, none of the 'jibans were among the dudes I was trying to bone. Although Seth Green was.)

Posted by: s. pisaster at November 22, 2009 5:20 PM

The most upsetting dream I've ever had I only had once, but I've never forgotten it. In this dream I was stuck in underwater in a lake or some body of water and I kept trying to get above the water, but every time I touched the surface it would be solid. I could breathe under the water but I was completely isolated. Then, one by one my family and friends all looked over into the water and saw me and knew that I would never get out again and all gave me this tearful look that served as a goodbye.

Awful, awful, awful.

Posted by: DontStopNow at November 22, 2009 5:55 PM

Like Scully I've had that awful trying-to-dial-the-phone-and-failing dream, though usually it's me trying to dial 911 because something horrible has happened.

I inherited the tendency to have horribly graphic nightmares from my father, who is also a writer. My dreams always involve me being followed by someone who wants to do myself or my younger brother or my mother harm, and graphic harm. Most of my nightmares deal with the very real. I never have a supernatural vampire or werewolf dream; it's always murderers or dismemberment or guns.

Also, I'm severely asthmatic and I often have dreams where I'm unable to breathe and my inhaler doesn't work. My nose is completely plugged and I'm unable to get a full breath and no one is helping me.

The worst dreams, though, are the dreams of plane crashes I used to have. I would literally watch planes fall out of the sky nose-first, but instead of crashing, they would stick straight up out of the ground like trees. The sheer terror I felt watching huge planes drop from the sky was always mind-numbing, and the fact that they never actually crashed was even scarier.

Sheesh. After this I think I'm gonna need to watch some Disney and call my mom.

Posted by: Jessica at November 22, 2009 6:22 PM

I had a dream I died once. In a strange way-I was killed by some construction vehicle thing, like one that digs. I remember feeling very still.
I used to have a recurring dream as a kid-always the same. It would start with me jumping repeatedly from the top of a staircase in a house I used to live in, over and over, and each time I was in the air, lightening would flash and I'd see Voltron eyes in the sky.
Then I'd stop doing that and join my dad in the living room. Suddenly the wall would open up and these little creatures in white robes with glowing eyes would come out of it. They would pull down their hoods and they looked like squirrels. I don't remember what they would say to us.
That's all I remember. PS, I've never done drugs.
Most of mine anymore are all pretty much the same. Falling, being chased by a rapist, dreams about work. But in the last year I've been having a similar dream over and over, that I wish would stop.
It's always the same girl, someone I hate, taunting me. I freak out at her, and she keeps smiling. I pull her hair, but it doesn't hurt her. I punch her in the face repeatedly, but I can't hit her hard enough. I scratch and claw at her, but she's never hurt.
In my dreams I want to kill this bitch but she never feels any pain and continues to sneer at me.
And there's always the feeling that I'm going to get into trouble for attacking her, but I can't stop myself.
It's frustrating. I wake up feeling like I didn't sleep a wink all night. I'm actually more upset when I wake up remembering the dream than I am in the dream and it stays with me all day.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at November 22, 2009 6:29 PM

I often have scary dreams. They mainly deal with zombies so now I've actually become desensitized to my nightmares. Oh well?

Anywho, the most messed up dream I had involved some hotel casino. I was walking down the corridors pretty aimlessly when I caught site of this black haired ponytail man in a dark blue suit. For some reason I started following him. I followed him up an elevator and into an upper suite. I thought "You're not really supposed to do this here..." You got the feeling that he was involved in some bad stuff. I sat down on the bed and saw him staring at me. A group of other blue suited men came in and they started talking in low tones. I could hear some phrases like "...should we do with her..." "Can't have this..." I have NO IDEA why I was just sitting there because I still had the will to move. Anyway, the ponytail man then turned around, pulled out a gun, and shot me in the head. It was a weird dull pain. I hit the ground and thought "This is where I die. I best close my eyes now to let it happen." I saw their shoes heading out the door and I was left alone.

I closed my eyes, but death just wouldn't come. I finally opened my eyes and wondered why I was still alive. I thought I should check if I had actually been shot. I felt around the side of my head, above the ear. It was hot, steamy, and sticky. Hot bullet? I could feel in the wound and that was pretty gross. I thought that maybe I should find some help. I couldn't move my legs at all though. I crawled out using my elbows and could barely use my voice. Every crawl forward was UTTERLY painful. I made it back to the bustling casino floor, noises blaring. I called out for help with a really croaky voice. People just ignored me and continued with what they were doing. I kept asking but no one helped. That's where the dream ended.

It was weird to say the least. Dunno what it means?? I suppose people are mean and I should avoid getting shot in the head.

Posted by: vdo86 at November 22, 2009 7:55 PM

I've been having this recurring stress dream since I was a kid. I'm in this HUGE creepy "The Haunting" type house that has a ridiculous number of unused and trash-filled rooms. Including of course an attic that houses some truly awful and demonic presence. In the dream I have to complete some task that involves a "treasure hunt"-like journey through the house.
Now, when I have the dream I have it multiple times in a night. The first time, the task is fairly easy. Each time after that the task gets harder and harder and the house gets creepier and creepier until I wake up in either utter frustration or terror.

Posted by: king at November 22, 2009 9:08 PM

Okay, this one is truly dork-a-riffic, but it's one of only two recurring dreams I've ever had (the other being that I can fly). In this one, from my childhood, there's a giant, bluish/greenish rubber monster a couple blocks down the street and he's coming my way. He's not fast or anything, just a big rubber monster coming my way. Oh, and he's toxic, too, so you can't lick him. Anyway, he finally arrives and, smart as I am, I don't lick him, but my grandparents' poodle does, and dies. That damn rubber toxic monster!

Posted by: Johnnyboy at November 22, 2009 10:05 PM

I dream in installments. For years, I dreamed of living in this house, and in this house was this one room I kept forgetting I had. The room started out as a lovely courtyard/sunroom type of thing, with glass ceilings and beautiful woodwork, and I just kept forgetting about it, and each time I rediscovered it, it was a little shabbier from lack of upkeep. The last dream, the ceiling was leaking rainwater and vines from outside had busted their way in and entwined the walls and furniture. I always assumed the dream symbolized some part of myself or aspect of my life that I was neglecting.

I frequently dream of moving to a new house because I'm not entirely satisfied with where I'm living now, and each time the new place turns out to be a major mistake. The last one, I had moved near a lake and some woods, and I was thrilled with the gorgeous view from my window, until I shifted a bit and discovered that the lake was PACKED with houses and apartment buildings and even a giant parking structure for boats, with a huge crane that moved the boats to the lake, and there were teenagers everywhere (horrors!), and I swear to God, my neighbors were all Glenn Beck fans. Never had a worse nightmare. I woke up resolved to be grateful for my nice house and land despite the imperfections.

My brain also frequently rewinds the dream I'm having so I get to make different choices. My personal favorite involved me getting chased and then mauled by bears (I have a terrible fear of bears), and I swear I can feel the pain as I sleep. The dream rewound about three times, and each time I tried running in a different direction or using different tactics, and EACH FUCKING TIME I got chomped on by bears. Thanks, brain!

When I got laid off I also dreamed about killing people. A lot. For no reason. I shoved a guy out a skyscraper just to observe how his body would splatter. I made the mistake of telling my mom this and she suggested counseling.

Posted by: DeadBessie at November 23, 2009 8:05 AM

Oh, I forgot another frequent dream I have. Sometimes I dream that I'm either in high school or college, and I show up to a class that I don't often attend, only to find out that we're having a test I knew nothing about. I get panicky, and start feeling the dread of knowing that not only will I fail this test, but I'm likely to fail the whole class b/c I haven't attended one in several days, weeks, etc.
I have also had dreams that I'm in a play or dance recital, and know nothing of the routine or lines I'm supposed to perform. These kinds of dreams don't happen too regularly, thank goodness, but every now and again one will pop up again. I think it must have something to do with stress.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at November 23, 2009 10:06 AM

OH! Remembered (after reading these house dreams) that I used to frequently dream of houses that had all these crazy passageways and tiny little fake rooms that had secret rooms behind them, that were all just filled with secret passageways and rooms. Sometimes it was my house, and sometimes it was not, but there were always loads of people hanging out, like it was a party (and most of the people hanging were people I knew IRL). Again, not scary, but recurring.

Also, I always dream in color, and - I almost always know I'm dreaming.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverpuppet at November 23, 2009 10:31 AM

I had a recurring nightmare hang around for about twenty years. Medusa from The Rescuers kidnapped me and kept me in a well (much like in the movie). The whole dream was in cartoon format except for myself.

That one eventually went away, even though I still remember it vividly.

Now, and for the last ten or twelve years (why do my recurring nightmares hang around for so long?) it's all about planes crashing in front of me. Different places, different situations, but always a plane falling out of the sky and going kersmash.

Several times I've even dreamed I've been at an indoor air show. Yeah, an indoor air show. wtf? Always ends with a perfect nosedive into the center of the arena.

Posted by: neurotica at November 23, 2009 4:42 PM

Hmmm...my dreams are generally pretty odd.

Last night I dreamt that one of my best friends was saying he wouldn't go out drinking with me and my other friends because everyone there was a player. I told him that I wasn't a player, and he started yelling at me and telling me I was. Totally ridiculous--this dude has never yelled at me in real life. Nor does he frequently use the word "player."

I also had one where I was making out with one of my professors in a room where all the walls were covered with live Siamese Fighting Fish.

And then there was one where I walked down to my kitchen in my parents' house, except for some reason it was in Utah, and found my high-school crush hiding in the linen cupboard (too small for humans) and his brother hiding between the fridge and oven (also too small), and then everyone started laughing.

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