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Just Like a Feeling Inside, It's No Joke: Your Super-Secret, Shameful Celebrity Crush

By Cindy Davis | Posted Under Comment Diversions | Comments (99)

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Today’s Comment Diversion comes to you via Facebook, with a suggestion made by frequent Pajiba commenter, Angeleno Ewok. AE has what what some might consider a deeply, shameful crush on actor Shia LaBeouf. Try though she might to convince others of the human Fozzie Bear’s cuteness,

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she is usually mocked and derided for what she calls her “Socially Unacceptable Celebrity Crush.” But fear not, little Ewok—you are not alone. We are Pajibans, and by definition we are full of socially unacceptable desires. So today, we shall come together as one to admit our (perhaps) previously private, potentially pitiable penchants for particularly unpopular people.


I’m not afraid to get the ball rolling here…my inexplicable and embarrassing crush is the giant-lipped and physically awkward:


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As if it’s not bad enough that Jemaine Clement looks like a complete dork with his hipster glasses, his giant, almost Julia Roberts-ish smile and his goofy expressions; I’ve also found myself attracted to his doofus, pretend personality on “Flight of the Conchords.” I remember watching the show and being embarrassed that I was laughing at his idiotic songs and the odd expressions and physical accompaniments. Dude is all around strange, but I kinda like it. And tell me he doesn’t rock those lips?

Your turn. Strut that nasty shame like your own “Project Runway” piece of crap.


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Comments

Phillip Seymour Hoffman. The man is physically repugnant, but that voice makes me all melty in my insidey parts. God, I gross even myself out.

Posted by: Aratweth at September 18, 2011 2:15 PM

Since I'm fessing up, I'd like to add another sweaty, overweight individual to my list; Danny McBride. Icky man, gorgeous eyelashes. Ok, I'm done.

Posted by: Aratweth at September 18, 2011 2:18 PM

Kristen Schaal
every time she says something ludicrously offensive on the Daily Show or the crazier her character is on Flight of the Conchords I get a semi

Posted by: PyD at September 18, 2011 2:21 PM

Lindsay Lohan.

Yeah, I said it.

It's so bad that even when I know she's full of shit, there's a part of me that kind of buys it when she says X terrible thing she did is just a media fabrication. Oh LiLo, let me never tire of your tragic Twitter links to Gossip Cop.

Posted by: Melodie at September 18, 2011 2:21 PM

Adam Richman. The Man vs. Food guy. Have you seen the way that guy attacks food? Just think about how he'd, you know. . . .

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at September 18, 2011 2:27 PM

Russell Crowe. I think I've seen every single one of his movies (at least) twice because I just can't help myself. I don't mind his overweightness and getting old a bit rough-ness. As long as he keeps that voice of his.

Posted by: Sara at September 18, 2011 2:37 PM

I don't consider Jemaine Clement to be an embarrassing crush. But I do seem to remember having a weird crush on Elijah Wood when he was playing a hobbit.....

Posted by: TS at September 18, 2011 2:51 PM

Richard Ayoade from The IT Crowd. He's goofy looking with an odd voice that sounds like he's been breathing in helium and yet I find that incredibly sexy. I've had more dreams about him than I'd like to admit.

I've also been yelled at by friends for having a massive crush on Jimmy Kimmel. Sue me, the man is hot to me.

Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2011 2:52 PM

Andy Samberg. Dude is one ugly, untalented bastard, so unattractive it makes you want to look away. But everytime I see him deliver his puerile cheap absolute shit with complete abandon, I feel really funny in my lower belly

Posted by: Laurie at September 18, 2011 2:59 PM

Louie CK. His sad-sack, pot-bellied, bald-headed divorcee schtick totally works on me. I just want to lay him out of pity, even though I know that it's an act and I am a total sucker.

Posted by: Skyler Durden at September 18, 2011 3:00 PM

Sandy Dennis. She was in the original (and great) Sweet November, which I saw on TV as a teenager. Madly in love, no explaining it.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at September 18, 2011 3:07 PM

Jemaine Clement? I thought that was some bizarre experiment in cloning that involved blending DNA fragments from Michael Keaton, Jeff Goldblum, and Jack Nicholson.

Posted by: Jerry at September 18, 2011 3:19 PM

Joe Manganiello. His is the worst faux-Southern accent on 'True Blood,' and he's not that great an actor, plus he's really boring and sort of meatheaded in interviews. Also he's doing that stupid male stripper movie with Charming Potato.

But that body. THAT BODY. Season 4 of 'True Blood' was made better by the many, many shots of shirtless and/or naked Alcide.

Posted by: Aislinn at September 18, 2011 3:20 PM

sally fields - this one might seem like a bit of a cheat, as she was once a fox, but i'm talking sally now. there's something about her.. the only GILF that exists in my eyes.

mostly every SNL girl - maya rudolf, amy pohler, molly shannon, etc.. all kinda 6's and 7's on the scale, but extra points for character! (i'm afraid nothing can redeem rachel dratch however.)

Posted by: JOE! at September 18, 2011 3:46 PM

Zoey Deschannel. Yea, apparently she's berated by many for her general hipster, boring, I pretend I'm not pretty but I really am cuteness. But my goodness, am I attracted to her. And not in a purely physical way. I legit think she's funny. AHH I am deceived by her charms!!!

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at September 18, 2011 3:49 PM

Vincent Gallo. THERE I SAID IT.

Filthy, dirty, greasy, self-absorbed (dude is seriously enamored with himself, it seems). And yet. Those eyes. That nose. Those lips. That hair. The dirty. Nngh.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at September 18, 2011 3:51 PM

Also, Jack White.

I have a lot of these, actually. I find the unusual attractive.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at September 18, 2011 4:00 PM

Aaron Paul aka Jesse from Breaking Bad. A crush on Jesse the character more than the actor.

"I'm a blowfiiish! Blowfishin' this up."

I also have a slightly embarrassing girl-crush on Leighton Meester - embarrassing due to the Gossip Girl factor more than anything else. And the pop songs.

Posted by: Karie at September 18, 2011 4:01 PM

Ooh, Beckster -- Richard Ayoade isn't an embarrassing crush at all! He is legitimately HOT out of character. Tell me you've watched Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, too.

Posted by: Amy at September 18, 2011 4:04 PM

Sometimes my boyfriend watches that WWE reality competition - that one where people 'roid it up for thirteen weeks in order to win the chance to have their head between the thighs of that guy from The Real World?

Anyway, Stone Cold Steve Austin hosts it, and that man is sex on a stick. Furtive, shameful sex on a dirty stick that kind of smells like beef jerky.

Posted by: Internet Magpie at September 18, 2011 4:35 PM

Joe Jonas. Dude is all grown up now and lookin' fine. Something about his commitment to his wannabe Mick Jagger stage persona is getting me too.

Posted by: the chaplain at September 18, 2011 5:00 PM

David Fincher because of his blue eyes of doll and his mellow voice

Posted by: carrie at September 18, 2011 5:06 PM

It's interesting that only there are only two female mentions here at the moment. Either most guys will really shag anything that isn't in the trees by the count of three, or you womanfolk (and gays) are more shallow than you let on.

Anyway, I have no shame regarding my celebrity crushes. I would do Kristen Vangsness for example, despite her being on the larger side. But I do not feel ashamed for that.

Posted by: FabMax at September 18, 2011 5:07 PM

Insane celebrity crushes come and go...but lately two of mine are:

a) Adam Lambert. For a totally straight suburban housewife, he gets me all giddy like a little school girl. I went to 3 of his shows last year one of which was an 8 hour drive.

2) Stephen Merchant. Though tall, gangly and almost albino-ish I find him oddly attractive. As does my 14 yr old daughter which is even weirder.

Posted by: wsapnin at September 18, 2011 5:17 PM

David Spade. Whenever I tell people this, they look at me like I just raped their mother.

Posted by: abbytron at September 18, 2011 5:35 PM

Does Keith Olbermann count? Yes he's an ass, most of the time. But the silver hair. And those glasses. And his Windsor knots. Oh lordy.

Posted by: Scully at September 18, 2011 5:49 PM

I think Margaret Cho is exceptionally hot. The sense of humor is just the icing on the the cupcake.

Posted by: Robert at September 18, 2011 5:51 PM

I actually put Olbermann down too before changing my submission.

He is mucho sexy.

Posted by: Skyler Durden at September 18, 2011 5:52 PM

What's wrong with Jemaine Clement? He's cute (those lips!), funny, and I love his speaking voice. And, ok, his singing voice, too.

I used to have a pretty big crush on Kevin Smith. Now, though, my most shameful crush would probably be on Jesse Eisenberg. He's so skinny and not very handsome, and yet I find him adorable.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at September 18, 2011 6:23 PM

Aaron Paul is not shameful. S'matter with you, Karie?

Posted by: greer at September 18, 2011 6:25 PM

Kevin Bacon!!

Posted by: Kortaka at September 18, 2011 6:32 PM

K, so technically not a "celebrity" but...Ben Roethlisberger - SHUT UP ! I Can't help it, I love how in the off season he just says eff it and goes into full on bear mode with the beard. Me like the beards.

Posted by: ashes at September 18, 2011 6:32 PM

Tig Trager on Sons of Anarchy. Played by Kim Coates. I hate the way the character treats women, so that part is the shameful bit, but I like his sick sense of humor, and he has pretty wicked eyes. I need him to get a different haircut though. Something that cuts down on his forehead.

Posted by: Viking at September 18, 2011 6:36 PM

Lady Gaga...

Yeah, I don't get it either...

Posted by: Adrian at September 18, 2011 6:38 PM

Somebody mentioned Louie C.K. and David Fincher and I totally agree!! Also, AARON PAUL IS LEGIT HOT!
/teenage hysteria, please excuse.

Posted by: severine at September 18, 2011 6:58 PM

Now you shut your mouth about Jemaine, and shut it good, or I will shut it for ye!

Posted by: beet salad at September 18, 2011 6:59 PM

Oh, fine, fuck it. Taylor Hanson. I will not be judged!

He's sooooooo pretty. So pretty. Mmm, mmm, MMMBop is right, bitches!

Posted by: Shonda at September 18, 2011 7:34 PM

Viking, I second the Tig Trager love. My hubby calls him the ugliest guy on the show but I totally dig the guy. Psycho crazy, sexual deviant and probably generally a horrible person but he has his moments...and those eyes and that F-U attitude and that sick sense of humor.

Posted by: BG at September 18, 2011 7:35 PM

Yay! This makes me so happy (in no small part because I am no longer alone in my shame).

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at September 18, 2011 7:55 PM

Zac Efron.

Where's my prize?

Posted by: Kolby at September 18, 2011 8:03 PM

Zac Efron. his appearance on the Graham Norton Show proved that he's actually a remarkably likeable person. And he chooses appropriate roles: "17 Again" was a perfect vehicle for him to flex his (acting) muscles and stretch his, um, versatility while still besting his "costar" Matthew Perry.

Posted by: KaiserFox at September 18, 2011 8:09 PM

I've kind of gotten over it but I was madly in lust with Hugh Grant and probably watched Bridget Jones (the first one, I do have some standards) at least 10 times including the commentary. He's a very funny guy and man, did I want to boff him bad.

Yep, that's embarrassing.

Posted by: snapnhiss at September 18, 2011 8:10 PM

Simon Pegg.

Okay, that's not so weird, but I REALLY secretly want to be in the middle of a Simon Pegg/Nick Frost sandwich.

And if we could actually EAT sandwiches during, that would be heavenly.

Posted by: idgiepug at September 18, 2011 8:12 PM

Shonda. YES. Taylor Hanson is a stone cold fox. God, I love him.

I feel your judgement and I do not accept it!

Posted by: lyssie at September 18, 2011 8:19 PM

Weird Al Yankovic.

Yeah, I know. I know he's old enough to be my dad, assuming he made bad decisions in high school in that alternate universe. I know that at least one song on every one of his albums is sung from the point of view of a total creeper, and sounds too much like it comes from personal experience. I FUCKING KNOW how creepy it is to crush out to a guy whose songs you belted out in the car on the way to Girl Scout camp.

I know. But still.

I'd bang him.

Posted by: StoatCat at September 18, 2011 8:24 PM

Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

Meeeeee-ow.

I am so incredibly attracted to him it is ridiculous.

Him, and David Strathairn.

Posted by: linny at September 18, 2011 8:47 PM

Aratweth, I don't mind sharing!

Posted by: linny at September 18, 2011 8:49 PM

Louis C.K., except it's not really a secret.

Posted by: KPatt13 at September 18, 2011 9:03 PM

Jeff Goldblum. Always.

Posted by: Tits McGee at September 18, 2011 9:06 PM

I second the Andy Samberg lust. I don't know why, it just is. I feel ashamed of my crush on Daniel Radcliffe too - he is so short and young and Harry Potterish and delicious and smart and charming. Ack, sexual shame spiral....

Posted by: llp at September 18, 2011 9:50 PM

Lea Michele. I would rather eat glass than watch Glee and I totally understand the dislike of her but seeing her in that stupid HP tablet commercial makes me feel funny inside.

Posted by: vhrico at September 18, 2011 9:52 PM

Jack White. It's probably his voice, not his pale and slightly fat face and long greasy hair. But mon dieu! is he attractive.
I'm not sure how socially acceptable it is for a sixteen year old to have a massive crush on 70's, 80's and 90's Robert De Niro. But I do.

Posted by: Talia at September 18, 2011 10:05 PM

Oohh..David Strathairn...I have goose bumps!
Jeff Kober from China Beach always gives me the warm fuzzies, and my high school secret crush was Bill Nye the Science Guy! But the most embarrassing of all time is - John Mayer. I hate myself for even admitting it. I totally fell for him after watching 'John Mayer Has a TV Show' on VH1 years ago. Darn him - he's funny!

Posted by: Mrs. P at September 18, 2011 10:18 PM

David Mitchell. When I lived in London, I developed a fondness for Peep Show and somehow morphed that into a semi-crazed obsession with a pale, nerdy, slightly Jon Lovitz-esque, curmudgeonly, ranting Brit. I just can't help myself.

Posted by: HungryHungryHippolyta at September 18, 2011 10:30 PM

Chris Bauer. And he better be wearing his Sheriff Andy uniform... complete with handcuffs!

Posted by: buell at September 18, 2011 10:34 PM

I have huge crushes on both Gordon Ramsay and John Slattery, they are both way older than me, but there is just something about the both of them..... :)

Posted by: myowneviltwin at September 18, 2011 10:52 PM

Toby Stephens, because I just watched the 2006 Jane Eyre and he was el hotto!

Posted by: portlandmermaid at September 18, 2011 11:19 PM

Oooooh... Billy Crystal.

Now now, I know lots of people love him, but it's awkward for me because well frankly, I am 20. He is 63.
Whenever my friends and I watch When Harry Met Sally, they all say he is funny looking and I'm sitting there trying to defend myself by pointing out his delightfully pillowy lips... They are not convinced. They are creeped out.

I'd also hit Elijah Wood like a brick wall, which apparently isn't the best thing to tell people.

Posted by: Lisa Bee at September 18, 2011 11:24 PM

I misunderstood, I was going for pure hot, not shameful hot. That would be Philip Glenister as Gene Hunt in Life on Mars. Yellow shoes, greasy hair, pockmarked face and all.

Posted by: portlandmermaid at September 18, 2011 11:32 PM

David Fincher is my biggest crush, frankly. Echoing what a previous commenter said about his mellow voice. I could listen to him talk all day. He looks weirdly cute in a beanie and layered tee-shirts. And I'd like to extrapolate about certain physical gifts he may have based on the size of his hands.

Posted by: sarah at September 18, 2011 11:35 PM

Kim Kardashian. She has no valuable skill that I'm aware of. I probably couldn't care less about any show she is on or basically anything she does. But she is pretty. Those curves are nice.

Posted by: Dave at September 18, 2011 11:47 PM

Kim Coates, or rather him as 'Tig' in Sons of Anarchy. Yeah, even I know how wrong that is.

Posted by: Samantha at September 18, 2011 11:49 PM

Kim Coates, or rather him as 'Tig' in Sons of Anarchy. Yeah, even I know how wrong that is.

Posted by: Samantha at September 18, 2011 11:50 PM

I had to think awhile about a female celebrity that a) I actually liked and b) I would be embarrassed to admit liking.


Snookie.


I don't dig her or anything about her NOW, but I know, I KNOW that my 15-year-old self would be all about those curves and that accent, the trashier the better.

Posted by: Meander at September 18, 2011 11:57 PM

@HungryHungryHippolyta

Thank you so much for mentioning David Mitchell. I thought I might be the only one who was totally smitten with him and his charming Englishness!

Posted by: Mander at September 19, 2011 12:17 AM

I want sink my teeth into a double nerd sandwich of Stephen Colbert and Ira Glass. Yes. It's true.

Posted by: Melanie at September 19, 2011 12:33 AM

I have three: Trace Cyrus (Miley Cyrus's insanely tattooed and pierced older bro) of the sucky rock band Metro Station, Kier Gilchrist from The United States Of Tara, and Macaulay Culkin during his "Party Monster" movie phase. Kinda has an "ewww gross" factor, am I right?

Posted by: Brian Kehinde at September 19, 2011 12:38 AM

I've started watching a crap-ton of Korean dramas on Hulu and I now have massives crushes on Kim Bum and Kim Hyun Joong-- who both look and dress like anime characters come to life and sing cheesy K-pop as well. Oh, the shame.

Posted by: LauraB at September 19, 2011 12:38 AM

Kim Coates is hot as fuck. Especially in SoA, don't get the shame.

Posted by: Az at September 19, 2011 12:45 AM

I know I got no shot but there is just something about Rachel, wait for it, Maddow.

Posted by: junierizzle at September 19, 2011 2:39 AM

Ooooh.... My top 3

Posted by: mMm at September 19, 2011 3:34 AM

I think that maybe I was not meant to comment on this! Third try..... OK. My top three are Danny Trejo, Seth Rogen and the old guy, Barry Weiss, on Storage Wars. Guess which one I have the hardest time admitting to? Seth Rogen. I just want to laze around all day all snug up against his schlubbness. I love Danny's voice and his general roughness. And, Barry? Mmmmmm... Barry... His voice, his hair, his cars and his demeanor. Oh, and he looks like he would smell really, really good.

Posted by: mMm at September 19, 2011 3:43 AM

Willem Dafoe (though I'm picturing the Platoon/Last Temptation of JC version). He just seems like he would really bring the kink.

Posted by: cinekat at September 19, 2011 4:37 AM

I'd wasn't sure I was going to say this, but as I've seen Snooki on this list I figure I might as well go for it.

JWoww. Jennifer Farley. This might be because I've never watched more than five seconds of the Jersey Shore. I might see her on that show and be completely horrified, but I doubt it. That body. That face. Those eyes. She just does it for me.

Posted by: Harborwolf at September 19, 2011 6:01 AM

The Kratt Brothers from Zaboomafoo. What's that you say? Yes, I *am* talking about the two slightly goofy looking guys who host a children's show with a lemur puppet.

They are preternaturally enthusiastic and yeah, I know they HAVE to be that way for their job, but these two grown men aren't afraid to hop around on the floor pretending to be animals. And look like they're having the time of their lives doing it. That kind of confidence...you can't put that in a bottle.

Posted by: Wednesday at September 19, 2011 8:12 AM

Laura Linney, and it has nothing to do with seeing her ridiculous red bush in Maze.

Nothing. At. All.

Posted by: Barry at September 19, 2011 8:44 AM

I haven't watched it in awhile, but I get all smiley and red-faced whenever I see Kathy Griffin's assistant on 'My Life on the B-List' (is her name Lisa? Just guessing). She's so damn cute & always keeps her cool even when Kathy's losing her shit. I hope she reads this.

Posted by: GMan at September 19, 2011 8:54 AM

Posted by: junierizzle at September 19, 2011 2:39 AM

There is absolutely nothing shameful about crushing on Rachel Maddow. I've been saying it for years and it is as true now as ever: if she ever came knocking on my door? I'd give up men forever.

Posted by: Scully at September 19, 2011 9:09 AM

Gordon Ramsey.

Posted by: banana at September 19, 2011 9:30 AM

Jemaine is the funny one. He's got a voice and he knows how to use it.

My shameful, retarded celebrity crush: I don't really have one. There's no one I'm aware of that I want to fuck and should be ashamed of myself for wanting to fuck.

Posted by: Lucas at September 19, 2011 9:47 AM

Oh! Not Casey Anthony, but another one shortly after. There was another really hot brunette who murdered a kid or something. Her. I would totally fuck a murderer knowing full well I'd probably die for it.

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Posted by: Lucas at September 19, 2011 9:56 AM

Mine have all been mentioned, which makes me feel better, but...

1. Seth Rogen. I am legitimately attracted to him. Maybe it's because I could actually see myself dating him in real life because he seems so genuinely nice. I like guys who are a little meaty...and who look really Jewish. What can I say, I have a thing for the chosen people.

2. Hugh Grant. I don't even care how sleazy he is in real life. Simply based on his characters in Bridget Jones and Love Actually, he will forever be the hottest guy in the world for me.

3. And Gordon Ramsey. I really have no idea why. But when he starts yelling, I get a funny feeling inside...

Posted by: sonk at September 19, 2011 10:00 AM

Matthew Gray Gubler otherwise know as dr. spencer reid- I love him!

Posted by: jenniferk525 at September 19, 2011 10:05 AM

Sara, Russell Crowe is not a shameful celebrity crush, he is a shout from the rooftops he's so hot crush. The voice.....it's the voice.

Mine is Lee Marvin. Not sure if he's considered shameful but I heard he had the 3rd biggest dick in Hollywood back in his time, after Milton Berle and Forrest Tucker ( O'Rourke on F Troop )
And that voice........

Another semi-shameful one is Danny Masterson because I love Steven Hyde. I actually don't like Masterson at all, Scientology, Jets, Yankees, Bijou Phillips, but he did embody Hyde so I guess I guess I lust after him vicariously.

Posted by: kirbyjay at September 19, 2011 10:30 AM

I really don't guess I guess, I just guess.

Posted by: kirbyjay at September 19, 2011 10:33 AM

I think there is no shame in the Kratt Brothers. You see those legs? Those are good legs to have. Although, it was quite a shock after watching reruns of Zoboomafoo (I'm nodding off just thinking about it) to see them significantly older and, let's be honest, paunchier on the new animated show they have that Little Julien adores.

I'm still thinking about my shameful crush (and recovering from admitting that I find fictional character Martin Keamy attractive).

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 19, 2011 12:17 PM

When I was a kid, I crushed on Brad Pitt. Interview with the Vampire Brad Pitt not gross, blonde, doesn't bathe Brad Pitt.

Posted by: Faye at September 19, 2011 12:18 PM

Bob Odenkirk.
Yes, even as Saul, comb-over and all.

Posted by: Scootsa1000 at September 19, 2011 1:51 PM

Add me to the Gordon Ramsey list. I love it when he screams "It's raw!!" and smashes food on the table but he's totally adorable when he's being supportive to the contestants on MasterChef.

And Russell Brand - I seriously can't explain that one - it just exists and I accept it.

@ Wednesday, the Kratt brothers are adorable - no shame there. We took my sister's kids to see them at a State fair a few years ago and we were much more excited than the kids.

Posted by: LuLu at September 19, 2011 3:26 PM

Denis Leary.
Jemaine Clement (those are not big lips. They're just lips.) and unashamed.
Jeff Goldblum. Unashamedly.

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one with a thing for Kim Coates! That is one sexy mofo.

Also - Colbert 4eva!

Posted by: jzhz at September 19, 2011 3:45 PM

Matt LeBlanc

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 19, 2011 4:55 PM

Ok, fine. Keira Knightly...there...I said it. I know, I know. I swear, I'm not attracted to 12-year-old boys in general, and clearly that's what her body most resembles. But something about her dark eyes, alabaster skin exposed at the top of a tight-fitting bodice...and the accent. British accents slay me for realz, yo.

Posted by: NateS1973 at September 19, 2011 6:49 PM

Matthew Perry- He was one of my first celebrity crushes. I even recall walking into a music store looking for a poster of him.

I have a reoccuring dream that Matt and I have three children together and I am pregnant with his forth. I think I know what it means, I can never meet Matthew Perry.

Posted by: RedRabbit at September 19, 2011 7:02 PM

Jesse Eisenberg. I just want to hug him and protect him from the world.

Posted by: Amy at September 19, 2011 7:07 PM

I shamefacedly second the Simon Pegg thing. Yes, he looks like he was raised in a cave. I would still totally hit it.

Posted by: Craig at September 19, 2011 7:32 PM

All of these have been mentioned but here's my list, in no particular order:

Jeff Goldblum

David Straitharn

David Duchovny (hotness) (I lied, totally number 1)

Jonathan Frakes (but too much hair on the chest)

Posted by: Lauri at September 19, 2011 9:39 PM

Jeremy Irons - oh God, that voice! I've had a crush on him since I saw Brideshead Revisited ages ago.

Paz de la Huerta - that beautiful Boardwalk Empire nutcase. Insane, yes, but what a bod.

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Posted by: Bed Bath at October 27, 2011 9:44 PM