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December 17, 2008 |

By TK Burton | Comment Diversions | December 17, 2008 |

Alright you freaks, it’s time to get to know each other a little better. But the truth is, I don’t particularly want to hear your problems or deepest fears or greatest loves. I could care less, especially since you’re all a bunch of goddamn sexually deviant lunatics who have urges so creepy and unnatural that you should probably be locked up en masse.

Actually… I guess I take that back. Y’all might just be my kind of people.

Anyway, an honest glimpse into each other’s souls might be more than we’re capable of handling. So instead, we’re going to learn about each other through my personal favorite way — music! Yes, I confess, I am a pretentious prick who judges people based on their musical choices. What can I say — I’m petty and assholish that way. Suck it up — and don’t act like you’re any different. In any event, the iPod meme has been floating around for a while, making it’s way through blogger and Facebook and whatever other way there is to avoid actual human contact (hey, I’m not judging — I’m as guilty as any of you reprobates).

So most of you probably know the rules: Put your MP3 Player / Music Player / Whatever you use to listen to music on shuffle. Then, answer each question with the next song that plays. No cheating to make yourself sound cool — we’re all whackjobs anyway, so really, who are you gonna impress? Some of it will make no sense, some of it will be awesome, some of it will be stupid.
Does that remind you of something? I know, I know — I was thinking “Stacey Nosek” too. Anyway, here — I’ll start (oh, and I picked a few random ones instead of posting all 45 questions):

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? “Raised By The Tide” — Maylene and the Sons of Disaster

2) What is your biggest secret? “Holy Wars… The Punishment Due” — Megadeth

3) How does the world see you? “Are You a Hypnotist?” — The Flaming Lips

4) What is your life’s purpose? “Soul Machine” — Cee-Lo Green

5) What is some good advice for me? “A Moment of Clarity” — Jay-Z

6) How will you die? “All the Same to Me” — Lucero

There you go. Remember, cheaters will be murdered in their sleep.

Have at it.

An Afternoon Comment Diversion / TK

Comment Diversions | December 17, 2008 |

TK Burton is the Editorial Director. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.

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