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Let The Music Tell The Story (Let’s Get Weird)

An Afternoon Comment Diversion / TK

Comment Diversions | December 17, 2008 | Comments (177)

Alright you freaks, it’s time to get to know each other a little better. But the truth is, I don’t particularly want to hear your problems or deepest fears or greatest loves. I could care less, especially since you’re all a bunch of goddamn sexually deviant lunatics who have urges so creepy and unnatural that you should probably be locked up en masse.

Actually… I guess I take that back. Y’all might just be my kind of people.

Anyway, an honest glimpse into each other’s souls might be more than we’re capable of handling. So instead, we’re going to learn about each other through my personal favorite way — music! Yes, I confess, I am a pretentious prick who judges people based on their musical choices. What can I say — I’m petty and assholish that way. Suck it up — and don’t act like you’re any different. In any event, the iPod meme has been floating around for a while, making it’s way through blogger and Facebook and whatever other way there is to avoid actual human contact (hey, I’m not judging — I’m as guilty as any of you reprobates).

So most of you probably know the rules: Put your MP3 Player / Music Player / Whatever you use to listen to music on shuffle. Then, answer each question with the next song that plays. No cheating to make yourself sound cool — we’re all whackjobs anyway, so really, who are you gonna impress? Some of it will make no sense, some of it will be awesome, some of it will be stupid.
Does that remind you of something? I know, I know — I was thinking “Stacey Nosek” too. Anyway, here — I’ll start (oh, and I picked a few random ones instead of posting all 45 questions):

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? “Raised By The Tide” — Maylene and the Sons of Disaster

2) What is your biggest secret? “Holy Wars… The Punishment Due” — Megadeth

3) How does the world see you? “Are You a Hypnotist?” — The Flaming Lips

4) What is your life’s purpose? “Soul Machine” — Cee-Lo Green

5) What is some good advice for me? “A Moment of Clarity” — Jay-Z

6) How will you die? “All the Same to Me” — Lucero

There you go. Remember, cheaters will be murdered in their sleep.

Have at it.

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Comments

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Nothing's Gonna Change My Clothes" - TMBG

2) What is your biggest secret? "Until the World Stops Spinning" - Saturday Looks Good to Me

3) How does the world see you? "Body Touch, No Deport, No Return" - The Galactic Heroes

4) What is your life's purpose? "Silverfish" - Belly

5) What is some good advice for me? "Things to Do" - The High Water Marks

6) How will you die? "Believe in Me" - I Am The World Trade Center

Pffff... That made far less sense than I do, assface.

Posted by: Stacey at December 17, 2008 3:18 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "A Little Fall of Rain" Les Mis
2) What is your biggest secret? "Haunt You Everyday" Weezer
3) How does the world see you? "Especially in Michigan" Red Hot Chili Peppers
4) What is your life's purpose? "Barely Legal" The Strokes
5) What is some good advice for me? "All the World" The Bridges
6) How will you die? "Lost and Found" Adrienne Pierce

This worked out slightly better than the one I did for my blog, which kept pulling up obscure music that I had on my computer for music history classes. Good, but not great.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at December 17, 2008 3:19 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? About a Girl
2) What is your biggest secret? No Stopping Us
3) How does the world see you? Pain Lies on the Riverside
4) What is your life's purpose? Work YOur Way Out
5) What is some good advice for me? Flake
6) How will you die? Blood in the Boardroom

Posted by: anikitty at December 17, 2008 3:22 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "O Chenilla" - Cadallaca

2) What is your biggest secret? "Pueblo Domain" - Pavement

3) How does the world see you? "Clean Living" - RJD2

4) What is your life's purpose? "Undenied" - Portishead

5) What is some good advice for me? "Wouldn't It Be Nice" - The Beach Boys

6) How will you die? "Ipt-2" - Battles

Posted by: SM at December 17, 2008 3:22 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Samson"

2) What is your biggest secret? "Kiss Me Like You Mean It"

3) How does the world see you? "Alone, jealous and stoned"

4) What is your life's purpose? "Fairytale of New York"

5) What is some good advice for me? "Please Stay (Once you Go Away)"

6) How will you die? "Blank Slate"

Posted by: MG at December 17, 2008 3:23 PM

You geeks with your new-fangled music-playing machines! Some of us don't have IPods and can't play your stupid game, so there. I could get Pandora up and running, but that's not the same, since I don't pick the tunes.

So, pbbbbttt to all of you (except those of you who also don't have MP3 players, you can stay on my lawn).

Posted by: tamatha at December 17, 2008 3:23 PM

I rarely post, but it worked out too perfectly not to:

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Ordinary World
2) What is your biggest secret? Breathless
3) How does the world see you? You
4) What is your life's purpose? I want you to want me
5) What is some good advice for me? Smooth Operator
6) How will you die? Everything Falls Apart

Posted by: PallasJay at December 17, 2008 3:25 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "I Walk the Line"

2) What is your biggest secret? "I'm Afraid of Americans"

3) How does the world see you? "Purpose"

4) What is your life's purpose? "Letters From the Wasteland"

5) What is some good advice for me? "Hell Yes"

6) How will you die? "Your Favorite Thing"

Posted by: Dangle McGee at December 17, 2008 3:26 PM

Some of these are working out conspicuously well...
I will have to wait until I'm home from work to play. And hopefully mine will make no sense whatsoever.

Posted by: b at December 17, 2008 3:26 PM

Some of mine were actually kind of funny...

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Man in the Box" Alice in Chains

2) What is your biggest secret? "Forgot About Dre" Dr. Dre

3) How does the world see you? "Hey Man Nice Shot" Filter

4) What is your life's purpose? "It Takes Two" Rob Base

5) What is some good advice for me? "Maneater" Nelly Furtado

6) How will you die? "American Idiot" Greenday

Posted by: Be Adequite! at December 17, 2008 3:26 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Head over Heels" Tear for Fears
2) What is your biggest secret? "Won't Get Fooled Again" The Who
3) How does the world see you? "Coming Back to Life" Pink Floyd
4) What is your life's purpose? "High Enough" Damn Yankees
5) What is some good advice for me? "Cold Gin" Kiss
6) How will you die? "My Kinda Lover" Billy Squire

Wow, the pod was kind to me today.

Posted by: Nator at December 17, 2008 3:26 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Bats in the Belfry"
2) What is your biggest secret? "Within You Without You"
3) How does the world see you? "Angel Doll"
4) What is your life's purpose? "Oh So Quiet"
5) What is some good advice for me? "Tubular Bells"
6) How will you die? "Super Bon Bon"

Posted by: Erin at December 17, 2008 3:29 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Books Written for Girls" -Camera Obscura

2) What is your biggest secret? "Under Your Spell / Standing (Reprise)" --Amber Benson / Anthony Stewart Head

3) How does the world see you? "What in the World? (live)" -David Bowie

4) What is your life's purpose? "Fly From Heaven" -Toad the Wet Sprocket

5) What is some good advice for me? "A Wolf at the Door (It Girl. Rag Doll)" -Radiohead

6) How will you die? "Ghosts" -Ladytron

werd.

Posted by: feramones at December 17, 2008 3:30 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "The Chimbley Sweep" The Decemberists
2) What is your biggest secret? "Boy With a Coin" Iron & Wine
3) How does the world see you? "The General Specific" Band of Horses
4) What is your life's purpose? "Re: Your Brains" Johnathan Coulton
5) What is some good advice for me? "The Hardest Button to Button" The White Stripes
6) How will you die? "Muzzle of Bees" Wilco

I'm really not sure what to make of that, other that the fact that I'm going to die in a Guinness World Record attempt gone wrong.

Posted by: JoelD at December 17, 2008 3:31 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Embrasse-Moi" - Les Nubians

2) What is your biggest secret? "I Would Die 4 U" -- Prince

3) How does the world see you? "Bob Robert's Society Band" -- Jimmy Buffett

4) What is your life's purpose? "Heaven Help Us All" -- Ray Charles & Gladys Knight

5) What is some good advice for me? "They Do, They Don't" -- Jack Johnson

6) How will you die? "Can't Break Her Fall"" -- Mat Kearney

Numbers 1 and 6 were appropriate... And if I could I'd replace 3 with 5, 4 with 3, and 5 with 4. Just to make the titles seem even weirdly more appropriate.

No but seriously, "Can't Break Her Fall" as "how you will die" is creeping me out a little.

Posted by: Kayanne at December 17, 2008 3:34 PM

Don't have an Ipod. These comment diversions are boooooooooooring.

Posted by: AM at December 17, 2008 3:35 PM

Dangle that second one made me crack up, hard.

Here's mine:

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "La Vida es un Carnaval" (Life is a Carnival) - Celia Cruz. [haaa]

2) What is your biggest secret? "Sleepwalker" -- The Wallflowers

3) How does the world see you? "King of Pride Rock" - The Lion King Soundtrack [ahahahaha]

4) What is your life's purpose? "Somebody Told Me" - The Killers [smartass ipod]

5) What is some good advice for me? "Not in Nottingham" - Robin Hood Soundtrack [*snort*]

6) How will you die? "A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow" - A Mighty Wind Soundtrack

Great. Now it decides to pull up nothing but soundtracks. I DO have a lot those, though...

Posted by: figgy at December 17, 2008 3:36 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Animal Farm - Clutch

2) What is your biggest secret? 5 Minutes Alone - Pantera

3) How does the world see you? Don't Stop me Now - Queen

4) What is your life's purpose? Land of 1,000 Dances - Wilson Pickett

5) What is some good advice for me? Red Morning Light - Kings of Leon

6) How will you die? Electric Uncle Sam - Primus

Soooo...i like it when my women taste just like chicken. Ummm....if you want to know my biggest secret...think about what i might do with myself if i have 5 minutes alone. Um...The world doesn't want me to stop? Life Purpose...dance like da Wicked Pickett...not too bad. I'll take that. Good Advice? Listen to Kings of Leon. How will i die...Les Claypool will make a bass guitar out of my body and beat me to death with his thumbs.

But I do love it when my ladies taste good. :P~

Posted by: PissBoy at December 17, 2008 3:38 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Treefingers," Radiohead. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I don't even have to expound on that.
2) What is your biggest secret? "A Place Called Home," P.J. Harvey. My favorite song off that album.
3) How does the world see you? "Crazy," Seal. Ok, my answers are starting to get too literal. Fuck you iPod, I am the definition of sanity.
4) What is your life's purpose? "Rosa Parks," Outcast.
5) What is some good advice for me? "Closer," Kings of Leon. Good song. Good advice in certain situations.
6) How will you die? "Human Behavior," Bjork.

Posted by: Julie at December 17, 2008 3:41 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Wow, I can get sexual too - Say Anything

2) What is your biggest secret? The Only One - Ra

3) How does the world see you? You get what you give - New Radicals

4) What is your life's purpose? Drive - Incubus

5) What is some good advice for me? You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette

6) How will you die? Stop and say you love me - Evans Blue

Posted by: Monica at December 17, 2008 3:42 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Headwires" - Foo Fighters

2) What is your biggest secret? "Drink the Water" Buckcherry

3) How does the world see you? "Capital G" Nine Inch Nails (Heeee...)

4) What is your life's purpose? "15 Ghosts II" Nine Inch Nails (Not sure how to take this as it is an entirely instrumental track.)

5) What is some good advice for me? "What A Wonderful World" Louis Armstrong (One of my favorite songs!)

6) How will you die? "Good For You" Third Eye Blind

Posted by: Melody at December 17, 2008 3:43 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Subhuman" -- Throbbing Gristle

2) What is your biggest secret? "Little Argument With Myself" -- Low

3) How does the world see you? "Your Church is Red" -- The Black Heart Procession

4) What is your life's purpose? "Parlour Games" -- Six Finger Satellite

5) What is some good advice for me? "Chickenhead" -- Project Pat

6) How will you die? "She Is Beyond Good and Evil" -- Pop Group

Posted by: Amanda H. at December 17, 2008 3:43 PM

)What do you like in a girl? "Inside looking Out" Grand Funk Railroad
2)What is your biggest secret? " Make Yours a Happy Home" Gladys Knight & the Pips
3)How does the world see you? "Mean Mistreater" Grand Funk Railroad
4)What is your life's purpose? "That's how much I feel" Ambrosia
5)What is some good advice for me? "Welcome to the Terrordome" Public Enemy
6)How will you die? "Knocking doors Down" Pimp C

Posted by: Pookie at December 17, 2008 3:44 PM

In retrospect...couldn't i have gotten a song that has NOTHING to do with animals or a farm or farm animals when asked what i like in the opposite sex...

...dammit.

Posted by: PissBoy at December 17, 2008 3:44 PM

Ha! PissBoy, our number fives were an almost jinx.

Posted by: Julie at December 17, 2008 3:45 PM

Hey Julie,

If you combine your answer and mine for question 1, I think that you could create something rather disturbing.

Posted by: Melody at December 17, 2008 3:46 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Love Fool" - The Cardigans, off of the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack

2) What is your biggest secret? "Optimistic" - Radiohead

3) How does the world see you? "Jenny Was a Friend of Mine" - The Killers (if my name were Jenny, this would be perfect)

4) What is your life's purpose? "A Method" - TV on the Radio

5) What is some good advice for me? "December" - Basia Bulat

6) How will you die? "Sipping on the Sweet Water" - Jens Lekman (Water clearly equals poison here, since I'm looking for a star-crossed, suicide pact love affair)

Posted by: Sabrina at December 17, 2008 3:46 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Phantom Limb - The Shins

2) What is your biggest secret? Billie's Bounce - Miles Davis

3) How does the world see you? The National Anthem - Radiohead

4) What is your life's purpose? We Put A Pearl In The Ground - St. Vincent

5) What is some good advice for me? Shut Up I Am Dreaming Of Places Where Lovers Have Wings - Sunset Rubdown

6) How will you die? My Little Japanese Cigarette Case - Spoon

5 and 6 for the win.

Posted by: Macafee at December 17, 2008 3:46 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Never Can Say Goodbye" Jackson 5

2) What is your biggest secret? "Got 'Til It's Gone" Janet Jackson

3) How does the world see you? "King Of Pain" The Police

4) What is your life's purpose? "In our Lives" John Mellencamp

5) What is some good advice for me? "Here Comes The Sun" The Beatles

6) How will you die? "All Along the Watchtower" U2

Posted by: Ed Newman at December 17, 2008 3:46 PM

Julie...always stalking me...

that's sweet. :D

Posted by: PissBoy at December 17, 2008 3:49 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Phantom Limb

That made me cackle, Macafee. I have a girlfriend who is missing her left leg, I can totally hook you up.

Posted by: Julie at December 17, 2008 3:49 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl?
"How Insensitive" --DeeDee Bridgewater

2) What is your biggest secret?
"Let's Go Get Stoned" --Sublime

3) How does the world see you?
"Elvis Presley Blues"--Gillian Welch

4) What is your life's purpose?
"Black Mirror"--The Arcade Fire

5) What is some good advice for me?
"Crystal Ball"--Keane

6) How will you die?
"Big White Gate"--Grace Potter and the Nocturnals

I swear this was TOTALLY random! Craziness. Very existentialist. Woo woo, as I would usually say.

Posted by: boo at December 17, 2008 3:52 PM

"Black Mirror"--The Arcade Fire

Sigh...I love that song, Boo.

Posted by: Julie at December 17, 2008 3:54 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Hammering In My Head - Garbage

2) What is your biggest secret? Strange Disease - Prozzäk

3) How does the world see you? Stillborn - Spineshank

4) What is your life's purpose? Posso - The God Damn Doo Wop Band

5) What is some good advice for me? Path Vol 2 - Apocalyptica featuring Sandra Nasić

6) How will you die? SexyBack - Justin Timberlake featuring Timbaland

Wow, apparently Godtopus thinks I'm really, really sexual today. That's okay, I am. I really don't have a disease, though, the antibiotics took care of it a while ago.

Posted by: Snath at December 17, 2008 3:55 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Gone" - Bouncing Souls

2) What is your biggest secret? "Them That Got" - Ben Folds Five

3) How does the world see you? "Blame It On the Tetons" - Modest Mouse

4) What is your life's purpose? "How Low" - Jose Gonzalez

5) What is some good advice for me? "Love Comes Easy" - The Vision

6) How will you die? "Son et Lumiere" - The Mars Volta

Posted by: windowbird at December 17, 2008 3:55 PM

1) Fine and Mellow, Billie Holliday
2) Lovely Linda, Paul McCartney
3) Breakin' Down, Ben Harber
4) I Just Want to Make Love to You, Muddy Waters
5) Only Love Can Break Your Heart, Neil Young
6) I Fought Piranhas, The White Stripes

Posted by: Mischief at December 17, 2008 3:56 PM

Preparing for the embarrassment of being totally honest and not skipping around to cool stuff...

1. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Pirate Song - Flogging Molly

2. What is your biggest secret?
You Wreck Me - Tom Petty

3. How does the world see you?
A Line in the Sand - Q and Not U

4. What is Your Life's Purpose?
They Say Vision - DJ Encore

5. What is some good advice for me?
Come Clean - Hilary Duff

6. How Will You Die?
Toxic - Nickel Creek (wicked cover with a mandolin)

Posted by: TryScience at December 17, 2008 3:59 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Birdhouse In Your Soul" by They Might Be Giants
2) What is your biggest secret? "Punk Rock Princess" by Something Corporate
3) How does the world see you? "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison
4) What is your life's purpose? "Ingrid Bergman" by Billy Bragg & Wilco
5) What is some good advice for me? "Friends Forever" by the Old 97s
6) How will you die? "Mambo, Italiano" by Dean Martin

Posted by: Siege at December 17, 2008 4:01 PM

1) What do you like in a girl? "That Song," Big Wreck

2) What is your biggest secret? "There's No Penguins In Alaska," Chiodos

3) How does the world see you? "Motor Mouth," Sugarbomb

4) What is your life's purpose? "St. Augustine," Band of Horses

5) What is some good advice for me? "Dazed and Confused," Led Zeppelin

6) How will you die? "Ricochet," Faith No More

Hmm. Iiiiinteresting.

Posted by: Sean at December 17, 2008 4:03 PM

This...really doesn't work when you're a classical buff/musician. Oh well:

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Cracked Actor" - David Bowie

2) What is your biggest secret? Piano Sonata No. 2 - Dmitri Shostakovich

3) How does the world see you? Four Piano Blues: With Bounce - Aaron Copland

4) What is your life's purpose? Hostias - Mozart

5) What is some good advice for me? "Stupid Girl" - Garbage

6) How will you die? Ballade No. 4 - Chopin

Posted by: kalexal at December 17, 2008 4:03 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Don't Bring Me Down" by Sia

2) What is your biggest secret? "Hate" by Cat Power

3) How does the world see you? "1974" by Ryan Adams

4) What is your life's purpose? "The Story" by Brandi Carlile

5) What is some good advice for me? A-Punk by Vampire Weekend

6) How will you die? "Turn it On" by Sleater-Kinney

Death while listening to Sleater-Kinney. Now if you're going to go, that's definitely the way to go!

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at December 17, 2008 4:03 PM

My iPod died and I don't get to play. Lame.

Posted by: Lucas at December 17, 2008 4:03 PM

I don't have my mp3s on me so I'm basing this off of my last.fm library (which caused some answers to work out to make a bit sense):

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Hand on Your Heart" - Jose Gonzalez

2) What is your biggest secret? "Undeniable" - Mat Kearney

3) How does the world see you? "Burritos" - Sublime

4) What is your life's purpose? "Spilled Milk Factory" - Ugly Casanova

5) What is some good advice for me? "Sunny Afternoon" - The Kinks

6) How will you die? "Rich Girl" - Hall & Oates

Posted by: branded at December 17, 2008 4:04 PM

) What do you like in a guy/girl? Script for a Jester's Tear - Marillion

2) What is your biggest secret? Touch Me - Doors

3) How does the world see you? Mesostophiles - Trans-Siberian Orchestra
4) What is your life's purpose? Think as a Brick - Jethro Tull
5) What is some good advice for me? Cherub Rock - Smashing Pumpkins
6) How will you die? Mandolin Rain - Bruce Hornsby.

Sorry if spelling suck...have to pick-up son from school

Posted by: richmac at December 17, 2008 4:06 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl?
The Big Rock Candy Mountain - Harry McClintock

2) What is your biggest secret?
Didn't Cha Know - Erykah Badu

3) How does the world see you?
Somebody Saved My Life Tonight - Elton John

4) What is your life's purpose?
I Shall Believe - Sheryl Crow

5) What is some good advice for me?
The Next Movement - The Roots

6) How will you die?
This Love - Maroon 5

Posted by: Brie at December 17, 2008 4:06 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "in a sentimental mood" - john coltrane/branford marsalis
2) What is your biggest secret? "enterlude" - the killers
3) How does the world see you? "Broken" - jack johnson
4) What is your life's purpose? "never let you go" - third eye blind
5) What is some good advice for me? "neighborhood #1 (tunnels)" - arcade fire
6) How will you die? "special death" - mirah

Number 3 and 6 kind of freaked me out.

Posted by: E at December 17, 2008 4:08 PM

Motherfucker I live in Atlanta! I can't walk to work or ride around on a subway that doesn't really exist with an mp3 player full of assorted music! So the little player I have's use is completely sporadic! I can't play!

Posted by: Jay at December 17, 2008 4:08 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "for your love" the yardbirds
2) What is your biggest secret? "love action" human league
3) How does the world see you? String quartet in c,d 956 II adagio, Schubert, late string quartets
4) What is your life's purpose? "gin soaked boy" the divine comedy
5) What is some good advice for me? "caring is creepy" the shins
6) How will you die? "never to be found" meat puppets

Okay, so far a bunch of the "how will you die?" answers are creepy but mine just freaked me out. In fact, all of mine kinda freaked me out. Except Gin Soaked Boy, that made me laugh out loud. I haven't opened my itunes in months and these are what pop up? Damn you Pajiba, now I'll be in reflective mode for the rest of the day.

Posted by: the bees knees at December 17, 2008 4:08 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "I miss" - Sunna
2) What is your biggest secret? "Sharks and Danger" - Alexisonfire
3) How does the world see you? "Quand on a que l'amour" - Jacques Brel
4) What is your life's purpose? "Cataracts" - Andrew Bird
5) What is some good advice for me? "Rock Lobster" - The B-52's
6) How will you die? "Des Armes" - Noir Désir

All right, freaking out. The last one "Des armes" is a song about guns...eerie...

Posted by: jpguy13 at December 17, 2008 4:11 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "To Be Young," Ryan Adams.

2) What is your biggest secret? "This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)," Talking Heads.

3) How does the world see you? "RE: Stacks," Bon Iver

4) What is your life's purpose? "Trouble" -- Cat Stevens

5) What is some good advice for me? "No Cars Go -- Arcade Fire

6) How will you die? "Bitches Ain't Shit" -- Ben Folds

Too cool.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at December 17, 2008 4:12 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "One more Drink" - Ludacris

2) What is your biggest secret? "Make Up Wit You" - Queens of the Stone Age

3) How does the world see you? "Set it Off" - Kardinal Offishall

4) What is your life's purpose? "Back Seat Action" - T-Pain (I swear I didn't switch)

5) What is some good advice for me? "Fuck Wit Dre Day" - Dr. Dre

6) How will you die? "Spaceman" - The Killers

Posted by: admin at December 17, 2008 4:13 PM

For reasons no one needs to know, I hate iPods.

So I am going to blindly pick through my CDs, play it on shuffle then write in the answer. Yes It's not exactly as described. Do I care? no.

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "La Vie en Rose" -- Edith Piaf
2) What is your biggest secret? "The Great Destroyer" -- NIN
3) How does the world see you? "The Point of No Return" -- Original cast recording of The Phantom of the Opera.
4) What is your life's purpose? "Alone With the Sea" -- Hurt
5) What is some good advice for me? "Right Turn Clyde" -- The Bloodhound Gang
6) How will you die? "Twenty-six temptations" -- DeVotchka

Well that sucked. Stupid iPods.

Posted by: Morgagod at December 17, 2008 4:14 PM

Full confession, I ran this several times, hoping to find something fitting or at least with a guilty pleasure. But my iPod insistend on being boring, so here's my first run.

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "More than this" by Roxy Music
2) What is your biggest secret? " "Dark Matter" by Andrew Bird
3) How does the world see you? "Sky Phenomenon" by Jens Lekman
4) What is your life's purpose? "Communist Daughter" by Neutral Milk Hotel
5) What is some good advice for me? "Let's Call It Off" by Peter Bjorn and John
6) How will you die? "Love Lockdown" by Kayne West

Posted by: heather at December 17, 2008 4:15 PM

4) What is your life's purpose? "Trouble" -- Cat Stevens

That fits so perfectly it's almost scary.

Posted by: figgy at December 17, 2008 4:15 PM

What do you like in a guy?
Hard Times--Eric Clapton

What's your biggest secret?
Never Loved a Girl-- Aerosmith
(Hey that's true!)

How Does the world see you?
Blue Collar Man-- Styx

What's your life's purpose?
It's Your Thing -- Jackson 5

What is some good advice for me?
Love Gun -- KISS

How will you die?
Cities On Flame With Rock & Roll-- Blue Oyster Cult (Awsome!)

Posted by: wsapnin at December 17, 2008 4:17 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl?Let Love Rule - Lenny Kravitz

2) What is your biggest secret?All Night Long - Robin Thicke

3) How does the world see you?Politik - Coldplay

4) What is your life's purpose?Somewhere Else - Travis

5) What is some good advice for me?Losing My Mind - Maroon 5

6) How will you die?Slow Burn - David Bowie

Posted by: DoubleH at December 17, 2008 4:19 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "White Tooth Man"--Iron and Wine

2) What is your biggest secret? "Beds are Burning"-Midnight Oil

3) How does the world see you? "Down in the River to Pray"--Allison Krauss

4) What is your life's purpose? "Bodysnatchers"-- Radiohead

5) What is some good advice for me? "Sunny Came Home"--Shawn Colvin

6) How will you die? "Racing Like a Pro"--The National

Except for no. 5 that could kind of make sense, in a dentally hygienic, arson-loving, god-fearing, zombie kind of way.

Posted by: sweetfeed at December 17, 2008 4:21 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Punch Drunk Grinning Soul" -- Flogging Molly (Awesome.)

2) What is your biggest secret? "Where Were You Then?" -- Oleander

3) How does the world see you? "She's You Cocaine" -- Tori Amos

4) What is your life's purpose? "Soul Machine" -- Cee-Lo Green

5) What is some good advice for me? "I Want You To Want Me" -- Letters to Cleo

6) How will you die? "When You Were Young" -- The Killers (Maybe it thought the question was "When will you die?" Wait, that doesn't work either.)

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 17, 2008 4:22 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Anarchy X - Queensryche

2) What is your biggest secret? Girl Don't Tell Me - The Beach Boys

3) How does the world see you? Sabotage - The Beastie Boys

4) What is your life's purpose? Way Down in The Hole - Steve Earle

5) What is some good advice for me? Sweet Darlin' - She and Him

6) How will you die? Women and Men - TMBG

Posted by: JH at December 17, 2008 4:24 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "It's Over" -- The Cure

2) What is your biggest secret? "Fix Me Now" -- Garbage

3) How does the world see you? "Kreuzberg" -- Bloc Party

4) What is your life's purpose? "Speeding Cars" -- Imogen Heap

5) What is some good advice for me? "Crimewave" -- Crystal Castles

6) How will you die? "Dust" -- The Faint

Posted by: Longina at December 17, 2008 4:24 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl?I Am Free - The Kinks
2) What is your biggest secret?Rejoicing in the hands - Devendra Banhart (ha!)

3) How does the world see you?Ooby Dooby - Roy Orbison

4) What is your life's purpose?Melody Day - Caribou

5) What is some good advice for me?Ruby Soho - Rancid

6) How will you die?I should Have Known Better - She & Him

Posted by: idleideals at December 17, 2008 4:25 PM

Oh, hell. I fucked up and missed one. Real list.

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Punch Drunk Grinning Soul" -- Flogging Molly (Awesome.)

2) What is your biggest secret? "Where Were You Then?" -- Oleander

3) How does the world see you? "She's Your Cocaine" -- Tori Amos

4) What is your life's purpose? "I Want You To Want Me" -- Letters to Cleo

5) What is some good advice for me? "When You Were Young" -- The Killers (Maybe it thought the question was "When will you die?" Wait, that doesn't work either.)

6) How will you die? "In the Land of the Pig, the Butcher is King" -- Meat Loaf (ew.)

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 17, 2008 4:26 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl?

"All. My. Friends. Love a low rider." - ZZ TOP

2) What is your biggest secret?

"I'm your only friend" - TMBG

3) How does the world see you?

"Yesterday was the day that I was alone
Now I'm in the presence of Almighty God" - Third Day

4) What is your life's purpose?

"Let's go on down to the quick stop
Wear your yellow shades
And I'll put on my tight jeans
And we'll just spend the weekend burnin' rubber" -- Miranda Lambert

5) What is some good advice for me?

"You Lack the One Thing That Is Devotion" -- Soup Dragons

6) How will you die?

"A drowning sorrow floods the deepest grief" - U2

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at December 17, 2008 4:27 PM

Oh whoops, I did mine wrong. It was only taking songs from recently played music. Here it is again, this time with more embarrassing music. And commentary.

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Free Ride" - Joe Goldmark (heh)

2) What is your biggest secret? "Cherbourg" - Beirut (oooh, that's so mysterious. I bet it's a "meet me in Cherbourg" kind of deal.) (Also, listen to Beirut, they're great.)

3) How does the world see you? "Someday" - Sugar Ray (yeah, someday the world WILL see me! Bitches better take notice.)

4) What is your life's purpose? "Orangefield" - Van Morrison (I'm... supposed to move to Belfast?)

5) What is some good advice for me? "Cocaine" - Eric Clapton (HAH!)

6) How will you die? "O Mar" - Mercedes Peon (This is Celtic, so... my death remains a mystery.)

Posted by: Sabrina at December 17, 2008 4:28 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Bring Me To Life (Mixman Mike's Club Mix) - Evanescence

2) What is your biggest secret? "Sweet (Apoptygma Berzerk Remix)" - Switchblade Symphony

3) How does the world see you? "Fritter (Stella's Home)" - Skinny Puppy

4) What is your life's purpose? "Slate" - Nine Inch Nails

5) What is some good advice for me? "Take It Off" - Andrew W.K. (Okay, I laughed when that one popped up)

6) How will you die? "Truth Is Fanatic" - Rotersand

Posted by: Nadha at December 17, 2008 4:30 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Place to Be" Nick Drake

2) What is your biggest secret? "Go Now" Patty Griffin

3) How does the world see you? "Kill" Sufjan Stevens

4) What is your life's purpose?"Pink Ribbons" The Brunettes

5) What is some good advice for me? "Don't Let Me Down" The Beatles

6) How will you die? "Harriet's Got a Song" Ben Kweller

...number 5 worrked out pretty well.

Posted by: erin b at December 17, 2008 4:31 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Keep on Growing - Sheryl Crow

2) What is your biggest secret? Dreams - The Cranberries

3) How does the world see you? Staying Alive - Wyclef Jean

4) What is your life's purpose? Swallowed - Bush

5) What is some good advice for me? Walking on Broken Glass - Annie Lennox

6) How will you die? Three Marlenas - The Wallflowers

That was more fun than reading my horoscope, less fun than going to a medium. But it accomplishes the same thing.

Posted by: scissors at December 17, 2008 4:33 PM

1. What do you like in a guy? In Houston- Tapes n' Tapes
2.What is your biggest secret? Magazines- The Hold Steady
3. How Does the world see you? The Wolf- Eddie Vedder
4. What's your life's purpose? Dead Right-Some Still Loves you Boris Yelstin
5. How will you die? Level- Raconteurs

Posted by: Jackie at December 17, 2008 4:33 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Unguided" - The New Pornographers

2) What is your biggest secret? "Jackie Wilson Said" - Van Morrison

3) How does the world see you? "Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da" - The Beatles

4) What is your life's purpose? "Youthless" - Beck

5) What is some good advice for me? "Friday Night" - Lily Allen

6) How will you die? "Digital Love" - Daft Punk

Wow, I could have done a lot worse.

Meaning my ipod is full of really, really terrible and embarrassing music. But not these songs!

Posted by: eat my shorts at December 17, 2008 4:34 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" -- Judy Garland

2) What is your biggest secret? "Animal (Live)" -- Mindless Self Indulgence

3) How does the world see you? "All I Want is You" -- U2 (Ha!)

4) What is your life's purpose? "Seasons of Love" -- Rent OMPS

5) What is some good advice for me? "No One Mourns the Wicked" -- Wicked OBS

6) How will you die? "Happy Ending" -- MIKA (Um)

Posted by: Anne at December 17, 2008 4:38 PM

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY?
Tree little pigs - (Ugly Kid Joe) That doesn't sound quite right. Not the little part anyway...

19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Valerie - (Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse) Fine! I love Amy Winehouse. I don't care that she's a foul mouthed, drugged up, out of control skank. She has more talent in her emaciated pinky than Miley Cyrus, her dad and their inevitable inbread offspring combined and I really hope she can pull herself together.

32) HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU?
Praise you - (Fatboy Slim) Score!

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
I like what you say - (Nada Surf) So my life's purpose is brown-nosing?

37)WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY LIFE?
Push it - (Salt-N-Pepa) Shut up! I'm working on it...

22) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Awful - (Hole) Anvil on the head right? I knew it!

Some good ones in there, not a fair representation of my musical tastes though...

Posted by: Pants at December 17, 2008 4:40 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Sweet Darlin'" - She & Him
2) What is your biggest secret? "Not About Love" - Fiona Apple
3) How does the world see you? "Melt Your Heart" - Jenny Lewis With The Watson Twins
4) What is your life's purpose? "Bring It To Me" - Sia
5) What is some good advice for me? "L.E.S. Artistes" - Santogold

Well, that made shit sense. Oh well, at least it didn't dredge up any guilty pleasures.
6) How will you die? "Bandwitch" - Broken Social Scene

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at December 17, 2008 4:40 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? California Man (The Move)

2) What is your biggest secret? Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult

3) How does the world see you? Ms. Jackson - OutKast

4) What is your life's purpose? Big Balls - AC/DC

5) What is some good advice for me? Since I Laid My Burden Down - The Elders McIntosh

6) How will you die? If You Gotta Make A Fool of Somebody - Timi Yuro

Posted by: disco les at December 17, 2008 4:41 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Barely Legal" The Strokes. (caught me)
2) What is your biggest secret? "Eric's Trip" Sonic Youth
3) How does the world see you? "Daftendireckt" Daft Punk
4) What is your life's purpose? "The Tourist" Radiohead (yeah, that sounds about right)
5) What is some good advice for me? "You are my Face" Wilco (good to know)
6) How will you die? "Why can't I be you" The Cure (sounds like I die in a creepy stalker related way)

Posted by: Mark at December 17, 2008 4:41 PM

Erin--I lurve Ben Kweller!

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Summerland"--Everclear

2) What is your biggest secret? "See These Bones"--Nada Surf

3) How does the world see you? "Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs"--Dillinger Four

4) What is your life's purpose? "Cowboy Song"--Thin Lizzie

5) What is some good advice for me? "La Porte a Cote"--Christine Delaroche

6) How will you die? "Long Way Down"--Pete Yorn

Damn, I was 1 somg away from dying by "Tigers" (Division Day.) That would have been ahhh-mazing.

Posted by: frumpiefox at December 17, 2008 4:44 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Still a Doll" Slackjaw

2) What is your biggest secret? "Born of a Broken Man" Rage Against the Machine

3) How does the world see you? "Rockin' Chair" Oasis

4) What is your life's purpose? "Rhiannon" Fleetwood Mac

5) What is some good advice for me? "Midnight in the Aviary, All the Birds Sleeping But One" Slackjaw

6) How will you die? "Evaporated" Ben Folds Five (haha!)

Posted by: Sara at December 17, 2008 4:44 PM

So I'm at home now, and did my list, and now I believe everyone's lists are true because mine kind of worked out eerily well. The last one especially:

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "My number" -- Tegan and Sara

2) What is your biggest secret? "You've got to hide your love away" -- Eddie Vedder

3) How does the world see you? "Songbird" -- Fleetwood Mac

4) What is your life's purpose? "The Constant Lover" -- Magneta Lane

5) What is some good advice for me? "Hockey Skates" -- Kathleen Edwards

6) How will you die? "Miserable" -- Lit

Posted by: b at December 17, 2008 4:45 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "I Got Mine"-The Black Keys
2) What is your biggest secret? "Democratic Circus"-Talking Heads
3) How does the world see you? "They'll Need a Crane"-TMBG
4) What is your life's purpose? "Better Than Sunday"-Ladyhawke
5) What is some good advice for me? "Funplex"-B-52s.
6) How will you die? "Swamp"-Talking Heads

gah-I don't like the sound of 6.

Posted by: Regan at December 17, 2008 4:46 PM

For some reason this doesn't work on my record player. I'm afraid to shuffle the records in case I scratch them.

Posted by: BWeaves at December 17, 2008 4:46 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "but i may die tonight" by cat stevens
2) What is your biggest secret? "ive got a dark alley and a bad idea that says you should shut your mouth" by fall out boy
3) How does the world see you? "dog bite" by dead kennedys
4) What is your life's purpose? "on the strip" by sonic youth
5) What is some good advice for me? "pilgrimage" by nine inch nails
6) How will you die? "marching bands of manhattan" by death cab for cutie

please dont judge me on the basis of my music

Posted by: matt at December 17, 2008 4:49 PM

Don't own an Ipod. Don't own a CD player or a radio, unless you include the one that came standard in my Corolla. Believe it or not I do not own a single CD, and in my whole life I have only ever purchased 1 for myself. I have no idea where it has gone.
I listen only to the all classical station when I do have the radio on, which is usually at the stables where I train horses, and NPR in the car.
I really wonder what deep insights about Me you all can make from that.

Posted by: Lindsey at December 17, 2008 4:57 PM

please dont judge me on the basis of my music
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Posted by: matt at December 17, 2008 4:49 PM

Noted, and disregarded.

Posted by: admin at December 17, 2008 4:58 PM

Gotta kill about ten minutes left of work, this is just hitting skip on Pandora

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? -- Hellbound-The Breeders

2) What is your biggest secret? The Man Who Tunes The Drums-Theatre of Hate

3) How does the world see you? Billy Two-The Clean

4) What is your life's purpose? Low Ceilings For Bedhoppers-Capstan Shafts

5) What is some good advice for me? She-The Jesus and Mary Chain

6) How will you die? The Freed Pig-Sebadoh

Is your friend also A HUMORLESS DICK, Julie?

Posted by: Jay at December 17, 2008 5:00 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "La Femme d'Argent"- Air
2) What is your biggest secret? "Comfortably Numb" - Pink Floyd
3) How does the world see you? "Washington Bullets" - The Clash
4) What is your life's purpose? "Staring at the Queen" - Team Sleep
5) What is some good advice for me? "Columbia" - Oasis
6) How will you die? "Light's On" - The Secret Machines

Posted by: adam at December 17, 2008 5:00 PM

1. Bones of man - Chad Vangaalen
2. I felt your shape - The Microphones
3. Bodysnatchers - Radiohead
4. Only Skin - Joanna Newsom
5. Steam Engenius - Modest Mouse
6. Africa - Toto

Posted by: Eva at December 17, 2008 5:04 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "I'll Be There For You" - Bon Jovi
2) What is your biggest secret? "Til The Day I Die" - Garbage
3) How does the world see you? "Islands in the Sun " - Weezer
4) What is your life's purpose? "Somewhere I Belong" - Linkin Park
5) What is some good advice for me? "Don't Phunk With My Heart" - Black Eyed Peas
6) How will you die? "Spiderwebs" - No Doubt

Posted by: swingdude at December 17, 2008 5:07 PM

Not at all Jay. Next Halloween she's going out without her prosthetic, cutting up one side of her jeans and covering them with blood, and having someone with her (possibly me) carry a fake axe. I told her that at least her accident gave her the ability to make kickass costumes for life. :p

Posted by: Julie at December 17, 2008 5:09 PM

(Hastily removes "Womanizer" from play list)

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "The Big Payback" -- James Brown

2) What is your biggest secret? "Fine Little Mama" -- Elmore James

3) How does the world see you? "You Know I'm No Good (remix)" -- Amy Winehouse

4) What is your life's purpose? "Soul Santa" -- Gerald Deas

5) What is some good advice for me? "I Loved And I Lost" -- The Impressions

6) How will you die? "Anger In The Nation" Pete Rock & CL Smooth

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at December 17, 2008 5:13 PM

During this holiday season, I am grateful for never experiencing this meme before. What awful, trite questions that lend themselves towards self-servicing, look how special I am answers. Can't we just reveal ourselves through our favorite songs and profile each other afterwards? Judging people is half the fun of these lists, and I'm not seeing enough hatred. Bah humbug!

Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2008 5:14 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Augustine -- Patrick Wolf
2) What is your biggest secret? Air War -- Crystal Castles
3) How does the world see you? Go your own way -- Fleetwood Mac
4) What is your life's purpose? My old man -- Joni Mitchell
5) What is some good advice for me? Shoo shoo baby -- the andrews sisters
6) How will you die? When I was a young girl -- Feist

Hmmmm....not too bad. I wish I had an old man to make my life's purpose though....the good kind. Like, the sexy kind.

Posted by: zygomatique at December 17, 2008 5:19 PM

Robert, I hate you. You're welcome.

Posted by: frumpiefox at December 17, 2008 5:19 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Don't Look Back in Anger" -- Oasis

2) What is your biggest secret? "Dashboard" -- Modest Mouse

3) How does the world see you? "Now My Heart is Full" -- Morrissey

4) What is your life's purpose? "Let Them Ring The Bells" - The Little Ones

5) What is some good advice for me? "I've Been To Memphis" - Lyle Lovett

6) How will you die? "Please Stop Dancing" -- The Magnetic Fields

Posted by: Excuse Nothing at December 17, 2008 5:21 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Broken Train - Beck
2) What is your biggest secret? Nicotine & Gravy - Beck
3) How does the world see you? The National Anthem - Radiohead
4) What is your life's purpose? Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead
5) What is some good advice for me? Creep - Radiohead
6) How will you die? Black Math - White Stripes

I don't think my iPod did a very good job of shuffling.

Posted by: katy at December 17, 2008 5:21 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Venus As A Boy" -- Bjork

2) What is your biggest secret? "Circle" -- Sarah McLachlan

3) How does the world see you? "Backdrifts (Honeymoon Is Over)" -- Radiohead

4) What is your life's purpose? "So Much Things To Say" -- Lauryn Hill

5) What is some good advice for me? "Crazy Angel" -- Kill Hannah

6) How will you die? "Plants and Rags" -- PJ Harvey

Sarah Mclachlan? This is so embarrassing......

Posted by: gunter at December 17, 2008 5:23 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Next Go 'Round," Old Crow Medicine Show
2) What is your biggest secret? "A Rush of Blood to the Head," Coldplay
3) How does the world see you? "Mother's Little Helper" The Rolling Stones
4) What is your life's purpose? "Air on a G String" Various Artists
5) What is some good advice for me? "Banana Pancakes," Jack Johnson
6) How will you die? "Give it all" Rise Against

Posted by: Skrilla at December 17, 2008 5:23 PM

Not on an iPod, but fuck it, I'm bored at the office and I put the music. Shuffle ON:

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Just My Imagination" -- The Cranberries
2) What is your biggest secret? "Monsters" - The Gathering (that's kind of creepy/cool)
3) How does the world see you? "I Remember Jeep" - George Harrison
4) What is your life's purpose? "Doctor Jimmy" - The Who (WTF? I'm going to be a lawyer!)
5) What is some good advice for me? "Sad Peter Pan" - The Smashing Pumpkins and Red Red Meat
6) How will you die? "Amity" - The Gathering.

I'm confused now.

Posted by: JC at December 17, 2008 5:25 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Light the Match-Mirah
2) What is your biggest secret? Social Outcast-Casualties
3) How does the world see you? When Mermaids Cry-Eagle Eye Cherry
4) What is your life's purpose? Nickee Coco and the Invisible Tree-Of Montreal
5) What is some good advice for me? Throw Away Your Television-RHCP
6) How will you die? Life On Mars?-David Bowie

so I'm looking for a pyromaniac, my biggest secret is my social ineptitude, the world sees me as a mid-90's one-hit wonder and/or mermaid, my life's purpose is to take a lot of acid and scare everyone by wandering off and falling asleep, my advice is to throw off the shackles of the mass media, and i will die on mars. or in the dance hall. or something.

Posted by: memily at December 17, 2008 5:32 PM

frumpiefox, now THAT'S the spirit I expect from this site. Way to pick up the slack.

Posted by: Robert at December 17, 2008 5:40 PM

Whatever, Robert, frumpiefox, both of you need to shut the fuck up. The whole point of these things is to be self-servicing. In fact, I'm servicing myself right now.

Posted by: Sabrina at December 17, 2008 5:51 PM

Fun! I love these things -

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Forfeit" - Chevelle

2) What is your biggest secret? "Stellar" -- Incubus

3) How does the world see you? "Clear Blue"-- Paul Oakenfold

4) What is your life's purpose? "Freakshow" -- Britney Spears

5) What is some good advice for me? "Crazy Angel" -- Kill Hannah

6) How will you die? "Black & White" -- Sarah McLachlan

Posted by: BizzyBees at December 17, 2008 5:54 PM

By the way, contrary to my post there, I'm not an emo, 15 year old, candy raver.

Posted by: BizzyBees at December 17, 2008 6:04 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "If It Makes You" - BoDeans

2) What is your biggest secret? "St. Stephen's Green" - The American Girls

3) How does the world see you? "Rain King" - Counting Crows

4) What is your life's purpose? "Jump" - Van Halen

5) What is some good advice for me? "American Girl" - Tom Petty

6) How will you die? "Pleasantly Blue" - 4 Non Blondes

Posted by: Bistro at December 17, 2008 6:07 PM

Some of these are cracking me up. Especially answers on #6.

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? I'm Gonna Getcha Good - Shania Twain
Hey, I'll take that.

2) What is your biggest secret? Broken Promises - Element Eighty
Lies! My word is good.

3) How does the world see you? Stoppin' the Love - KT Tunstall
Ouch.

4) What is your life's purpose? Love Song - Sara Bareilles
Huh.

5) What is some good advice for me? Shallow - Hurt
Least that's not how the world sees me.

6) How will you die? So Cold - Breaking Benjamin
Great. I look forward to the avalanche.

Posted by: Gabs at December 17, 2008 6:07 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Danny Boy" -- The Chieftains
2) What is your biggest secret? "One Sun" -- Deborah Martin
3) How does the world see you? "Show Me" -- My Fair Lady Original Broadway Cast
4) What is your life's purpose? Reason "To Believe" -- Rod Stewart
5) What is some good advice for me? "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" -- Big & Rich
6) How will you die? "I Am A Rock" -- Simon and Garfunkel

Posted by: funtime42 at December 17, 2008 6:11 PM

Sabrina--I hate you because I am (still) at work and the only self servicing I can do is with this damned computer, which (contrary to what you may have heard) is less than satisfying.

Posted by: frumpiefox at December 17, 2008 6:18 PM

like in a girl? Lights & Music by Cut Copy
biggest secret? In Like A Lion by Relient K (Yick, I hate that song. somebody else put that on here)
world sees me? Get Drunk by Charles Baudelaire
life's purpose? Pink Bullets by the Shins
good advice for you? No Children by Mountain Goats
how will I die? Future Foe Scenarios by Silversun Pickups (just how I'd like it)

Posted by: Jackseppelin at December 17, 2008 6:18 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "I Remember You", George Michael

2) What is your biggest secret? "Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain", Willie Nelson

3) How does the world see you? "Anyplace is Paradise", Elvis Presley

4) What is your life's purpose? "Sunday", David Bowie

5) What is some good advice for me? "On My Own", Hank Williams III

6) How will you die? "I've Committed Murder", Macy Gray

Godtopus, I'm cool.

Posted by: courtney 2 at December 17, 2008 6:24 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Suck My Kiss" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
2) What is your biggest secret? "Modern Love" - David Bowie
3) How does the world see you? "You Know I'm No Good" - Amy Winehouse
4) What is your life's purpose? "Play" - Kate Nash
5) What is some good advice for me? "Shiny Happy People" - R.E.M.
6) How will you die? "Teenage FBI" - Guided By Voices

Gotta love numbers 3 & 4 out of that.

Posted by: Shay at December 17, 2008 6:29 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? That Summer-Garth Brooks
2) What is your biggest secret? Bitch Please-Snoop Dogg w/Xzibit
3) How does the world see you? I love a Rainy Night-Eddie Rabbit
4) What is your life's purpose? It's been a While-Staind
5) What is some good advice for me? I am the Only One- Melissa Ethridge
6) How will you die? Heart Shaped Box-Nirvana

Posted by: candeep at December 17, 2008 6:33 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Outside, George Michael
2) What is your biggest secret? Confessions Part II, Usher
3) How does the world see you? Time after Time, Cindy Lauper
4) What is your life's purpose? New York City Boy, Pet Shop Boys
5) What is some good advice for me? Topaz, B52`s
6) How will you die? Wound, Smashing Pumpkins

Posted by: goldend at December 17, 2008 6:33 PM

Late to the party, but here goes:

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Dracula From Houston - Butthole Surfers
2) What is your biggest secret? Follow Through - Gavin DeGraw (embarrassing)
3) How does the world see you? Rock DJ - Robbie Williams
4) What is your life's purpose? Strangers in the Night - Frank Sinatra
5) What is some good advice for me? Hot as Ice - Britney Spears (VERY embarrassing)
6) How will you die? Stolen - Dashboard Confessional

...am I going to be kidnapped? Saaa-wheeet.

Posted by: popejenn at December 17, 2008 6:43 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Another Step Away" - A Place To Bury Strangers

2) What is your biggest secret? "Undone (The Sweater Song)" - Weezer

3) How does the world see you? "I Can't Decide" - The Coral Sea

4) What is your life's purpose? "Robot Chant" - Mogwai

5) What is some good advice for me? "Bari Improv" - Kaki King

6) How will you die? "Galaxies" - Laura Veirs

Posted by: NewWavePolly`` at December 17, 2008 6:43 PM

Rats, I don't yet have my music on my laptop. Screw it, I'll paste over my answers from when I played last time...

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? The Only Living Boy in New York - Simon and Garfunkel (I guess I have high standards?)

2) What is your biggest secret? We Walk The Same Line - Everything But The Girl (yes, it's true--I'm stalking you....)

3) How does the world see you? Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors - Radiohead (err, revolving doors? I feel as though my delicate female sensibilities should be somehow offended)

4) What is your life's purpose? Ignoreland - R.E.M. (well, I am a champion at ignoring stuff 'til the last possible minute)

5) What is some good advice for me? Polyethylene (parts 1 & 2) - Radiohead (Damn right! Plastics IS the future!)

6) How will you die? Friendship - Sloan (oh, dear...)

Posted by: meaux at December 17, 2008 7:02 PM

1) What do you like in a girl? Karma Police - Radiohead

2) What is your biggest secret? There Goes My Gun -Pixies

3) How does the world see you? Fame Throwa - Pavement

4) What is your life's purpose? Tales of Brave Ulysses - Cream

5) What is some good advice for me? Apres Moi - Regina Spektor

6) How will you die? Cursum Perficio - Enya.

Posted by: pianofilledwithflames at December 17, 2008 7:11 PM

Fuck it, I'm doing this again. It is, after all, a comment diversion and I need to be diverted from a final paper I'm writing.

1) What do you like in a guy? "Mr. Brightside" The Killers

2) What is your biggest secret? "Let's Stay Together" Al Green

3) How does the world see you? "Who Did You Think I Was?" John Mayer Trio

4) What is your life's purpose? "Kick Out the Jams" Bad Brains & Henry Rollins

5) What is some good advice for me? "G-Song" Supergrass

6) How will you die? "Why Georgia" John Mayer

Posted by: Dangle McGee at December 17, 2008 7:14 PM

1) What do you like in a guy? Stop And Remember, by The Immediate

2) What is your biggest secret? To The Races, by Eric Bachman

3) How does the world see you? Greek Song, by Rufus Wainwright

4) What is your life's purpose? Feelin', by The La's

5) What is some good advice for me? No Rain, by Blind Melon

6) How will you die? 4th Time Around, by Bob Dylan

Posted by: Sofía at December 17, 2008 7:24 PM

1) What do you like in a guy? SexyBack by Justin Timberlake

2) What is your biggest secret? As Long As You Love Me by Backstreet Boys

3) How does the world see you? Lolli Lolli by Three Six Mafia

4) What is your life's purpose? Right Now (La La La) by Akon

5) What is some good advice for me? Fighter by Christina Aguilera (def good advice for me right now)

6) How will you die? Life Your Life by T.I. feat. Rihanna

Sofia, your good advice song is brilliant.

Posted by: Keridwyn at December 17, 2008 7:56 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Extraordinary Machine" - Fiona Apple. WORD.

2) What is your biggest secret? "Hybrid Moments" - The Misfits

3) How does the world see you? "A Message to You Rudy" - The Specials

4) What is your life's purpose? "Is This Love" - Bob Marley

5) What is some good advice for me? "Everyday" - Buddy Holly

6) How will you die? "Guns of Navaronne" - The Skatalites

Posted by: KiwiBrownn at December 17, 2008 8:19 PM

1. What do you like in a guy? Life During Wartime - Talking Heads
2. What's your biggest secret? Kite Song - Rosie Thomas
3. How does the world see you? The Rising - Bruce Springsteen
4. What's your life's purpose? Blind - Talking Heads
5. What's some good advice for me? More News from No Where - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
6. How will you die? Gangster of Love - Talking Heads

Posted by: damnyankee at December 17, 2008 8:26 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "The Militia Marches In" - Pride & Prejudice Soundtrack
2) What is your biggest secret? "Loving Arms" - Dixie Chicks
3) How does the world see you? "Origami" - Bee Season Soundtrack
4) What is your life's purpose? "Butterfly" - Mariah Carey
5) What is some good advice for me? "One Way Ticket" - LeAnn Rimes
6) How will you die? "Central Park" - King Kong Soundtrack

Hrm... seems soundtrack-heavy.

Posted by: whatBENwatches at December 17, 2008 8:34 PM

Ohhh, mine came out good!

1. What do you like in a guy? Keep It Coming--Rhythm Twins
2. What's your biggest secret? Reach Out--Maximum
3. How does the world see you? Burning Up--Kylie Minogue
4. What's your life's purpose? Sleep Tight Tiger--Husky Rescue
5. What's some good advice for me? Jet Sounds--Nicola Conte/Nuspirit Helsinki
6. How will you die? Like a Motorway--St. Etienne

Posted by: Mrs Smith at December 17, 2008 8:39 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? 'whatever it takes' --shedaisy (oh great, thanks itunes. make me sound desperate.)

2) What is your biggest secret? 'mind' --system of a down (oh fuck it, that's probably true.)

3) How does the world see you? 'inches and failing' --the format (thanks for the self esteem boost.)

4) What is your life's purpose? 'revolution' --the beatles (...awesome.)

5) What is some good advice for me? 'oh bondage up yours' --xray spex (i...have no comment for this one.)

6) How will you die? 'harder to breathe' --maroon 5 (good to know it's not gonna be dismemberment or anything.)

well. that was informative.

Posted by: betsy at December 17, 2008 8:59 PM

1. What do you like in a guy? "From a Dancer" - Ho'Okena
2. What's your biggest secret? "Breathe" - Pink Floyd
3. How does the world see you? "The Weaver and the Factory Maid" - Steeleye Span
4. What's your life's purpose? "It's Oh So Quiet" - Bjork
5. What's some good advice for me? "Dumai, Zlato" - Kitka
6. How will you die? "Albert Goes West" - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Posted by: Entities at December 17, 2008 9:01 PM

What do you like in a guy/girl? "Radio Song" - REM

2) What is your biggest secret? "Empty Shell" - Cat Power

3) How does the world see you? "Lucky" - Radiohead

4) What is your life's purpose? "Come on Up to the House" - Tom Waits

5) What is some good advice for me? "Woke Up New" - The Mountain Goats

6) How will you die? "Where is the Line?" - Bjork

Posted by: pseudoliterati at December 17, 2008 9:06 PM

Damn. See what happens when you bake cookies all day? I missed all the fun.

Since my husband and I have a shared iPod, I did not include his songs if they came up; I instead went to the next shuffle song. We have quite different tastes in music.

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Next Exit - Interpol
2) What is your biggest secret? Idiot Country - Electronic
3) How does the world see you? Shake The Tree - INXS
4) What is your life's purpose? Diamond Dogs - David Bowie
5) What is some good advice for me? Look At You Now - Simply Red
6) How will you die? Eyes Without A Face - Billy Idol

Posted by: Cindy at December 17, 2008 9:14 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Oh Sailor" Fiona Apple

2) What is your biggest secret? "The Perfect Crime #2" The Decemberists

3) How does the world see you? "Lillian Lies" Youth Group

4) What is your life's purpose? "Winners Never Quit" Pedro the Lion

5) What is some good advice for me? "Parklife" Blur

6) How will you die? "Heavy Fuel" Dire Straits

Wow, that is awesome, except #5 doesn't really make sense

Posted by: Tom at December 17, 2008 9:20 PM

1. What do you like in a guy?
"Beating Heart Baby" by Head Automatica
2. What is your biggest secret?
"Selfless, Cold, and Composed" by Ben Folds
3. How does the world see you?
"Portions for Foxes" by Rilo Kiley
4. What is your life's purpose?
"Rapid Hope Loss" by Dashboard Confessional
5. What is some good advice for me?
"One More Bite of the Apple" by Neil Diamond (Yes, Neil Diamond)
6. How will you die?
"Handbags and Gladrags" by Michael d'Abo

Posted by: Cait at December 17, 2008 9:55 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Rock Me Now" -- Metric

2) What is your biggest secret? "Not Fade Away" -- Rolling Stones

3) How does the world see you? "Jaded" -- Green Day (Crap...)

4) What is your life's purpose? "Survivalism" -- Nine Inch Nails

5) What is some good advice for me? "Call Me" -- Blondie

6) How will you die? "Fitter Happier" -- Radiohead

Posted by: Dr. Spaceman at December 17, 2008 10:08 PM

1. What do you like in a guy? - "Does It Matter Now" - Peter Bjorn and John.

2. What is your biggest secret? - "Enemy Fire" - Ryan Adams

3. How does the world see you? "Party Life - I'm Gonna Leave You (mash-up)" - Dj Doc Rok Jay-Z & Led Zeppelin

4. What's your life's purpose? "When a Man Loves A Woman" - Percy Sledge

5. How will you die? "Cleanse Song" - Bright Eyes

Based on number 3 and 4, I think my iTunes might be fucking with me...

Posted by: grinchnicky at December 17, 2008 10:23 PM

1. What do you like in a guy? - "All My Love" - Led Zeppelin

2. What is your biggest secret? - "Get Up-Bleep (Bleep Remix)" - Family Fantastic/Jason Fantastic

3. How does the world see you? "Return" - OKGO

4. What's your life's purpose? "Morning Bell" - Radiohead

5. How will you die? "In Limbo" - Radiohead

In order: lame, weird, ?, ?, PERFECT. I am so indecisive by nature that #5 could not be more fitting. Also, I am a contender for world's biggest klutz, so there is always the chance this refers to the bizarre accident that will mark my exit from this world. You be the judge...no really, because I can't decide.

Posted by: lynx at December 17, 2008 10:41 PM

Hmm, did not notice that one of the questions was dropped from the previous comment. So, technically out of order here, but:

What is some good advice for me? "Mark of the Devil" -- Pulp

Posted by: lynx at December 17, 2008 10:46 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "black friday rule" flogging molly

2) What is your biggest secret? "a bell will ring" oasis

3) How does the world see you? "who am i anyway" cameron english (this is from the a chorus line soundtrack...embarassing. not even the broadway cast recording, but the crappy michael douglas film)

4) What is your life's purpose? "you shook me all night long" ac/dc

5) What is some good advice for me? "something about you" level 42

6) How will you die? "feng shui" gnarls barkley

Posted by: kelley at December 17, 2008 10:58 PM

What do you like in a guy? -Fake Plastic Trees, Radiohead

What is your biggest secret? -Southernplayalistic, Outkast (I am from the South...I ain't no playa, swears)

How does the world see you? -Stay Together For the Kids, Blink 182

What is your life's purpose? -Don't Let Me Down, The Beatles (apropos)

What is some good advice for me? -All my Tomorrows, Sinatra

How will you die? -Can't you See?, Bob Marley

Posted by: electricdaisy at December 17, 2008 11:14 PM

Oops! Left out the advice question - appropriate, as I've never been good at taking it.

6. What is some good advice for me? - "Downtown" - Peaches

Posted by: grinchnicky at December 17, 2008 11:16 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Nookie - Limp Bizkit (I swear that is the song that came up)

2) What is your biggest secret? Becoming - Pantera

3) How does the world see you? Top of the World - Van Halen

4) What is your life's purpose? Bike - Pink Floyd

5) What is some good advice for me? Cowboys from Hell - Pantera

6) How will you die? Wasted Years - Iron Maiden

Posted by: Dave at December 17, 2008 11:18 PM

1) What do you like in a girl? "Day 'n' Nite (Instrumental)" - Kid Cudi

2) What is your biggest secret? "I Need Something" - Newton Faulkner

3) How does the world see you? "Vito's Ordination Song" - Sufjan Stevens

4) What is your life's purpose? "Don't Make Me A Target" - Spoon

5) What is some good advice for me? "Long Distance Drunk" - Modest Mouse

6) How will you die? "Live Your Life (feat. Rihanna)" - T.I.

Posted by: eskiimomo at December 17, 2008 11:34 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "We Share Our Mother's Health" The Knife

2) What is your biggest secret? "And" King Missile

3) How does the world see you? "The Last Trumpet" Lyrics Born feat Lateef the Truth Speaker

4) What is your life's purpose? "Underneath the Radar" Underworld

5) What is some good advice for me? "Sweet (Apoptygma Berzerk remix)" Switchblade Symphony

6) How will you die? "She Can't Say that Anymore" Cristina

Posted by: Barabajagalla at December 17, 2008 11:59 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Window" -- Fiona Apple

2) What is your biggest secret? "Death of a Martian" -- Red Hot Chili Peppers

3) How does the world see you? "In My Place" -- Coldplay

4) What is your life's purpose? "All My Love" -- Led Zepplin

5) What is some good advice for me? "Tomorrow Never Knows" -- The Beatles

6) How will you die? "Nice Work If You Can Get It" -- Frank Sinatra

Posted by: Smokin at December 18, 2008 12:04 AM

Boy, that was a hell of a lot less embarrassing than I expected...I'm actually a little proud.

Posted by: Smokin at December 18, 2008 12:05 AM

Long time lurker, first time poster. And late to the game

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Little Drummer Boy" - Seattle Symphony Holiday Classics

2) What is your biggest secret? "Sweet Surrender" -- Sarah McLachlan (NOT embarassed)

3) How does the world see you? "Cherub Rock" -- Smashing Pumpkins

4) What is your life's purpose? "Twisted Logic" -- Coldplay

5) What is some good advice for me? "Disposition" -- Tool

6) How will you die? "Revolver" -- Hooverphonic (Not cool man)

Posted by: très cool at December 18, 2008 12:14 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Beauty Mark" -Rufus Wainwright
2) What is your biggest secret? "How Blue Can You Get?" -B.B. King
3) How does the world see you? "Jefe" -Daddy Yankee
4) What is your life's purpose? "Boot Scootin' Boogie" -Brooks and Dunn
5) What is some good advice for me? "Jesu, Joy of a Man's Desiring" -Bach
6) How will you die? "Paint it Black" -The Rolling Stones

Aside from #3 being completely laughable, and #4 being entirely embarrassing, not a bad wee list!

Posted by: muttleycrew at December 18, 2008 12:19 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Bluebird - Devendra Banhart
2) What is your biggest secret? Clair De Lune
3) How does the world see you? Conversation Piece - David Bowie
4) What is your life's purpose? Jigsaw Falling Into Place - Radiohead
5) What is some good advice for me? Lake Somerset - Deerhunter
6) How will you die? Rock 'n' Roll With Me - David Bowie

It's weird that I got two Bowie songs, considering that I have 6727 songs on my iPod and only 93 of them are Bowie. But 3, 4, and 6 worked out pretty well.

Posted by: Ben (thpbt) at December 18, 2008 12:30 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Hinterland - Old Man Luedecke
2) What is your biggest secret? Ashtray Rock - Joel Plaskett Emergency
3) How does the world see you? Guaranteed - Eddie Vedder
4) What is your life's purpose? (Manifest) - The Weakerthans
5) What is some good advice for me? Lost Together - Blue Rodeo
6) How will you die? Letter of Resignation - The Weakerthans

Ooo death by papercuts!

Posted by: Mary at December 18, 2008 1:05 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "feeling good" - muse

2) What is your biggest secret? "today has been okay" -emiliana torrini

3) How does the world see you? "muzzle" - smashing pumpkins

4) What is your life's purpose? "both sides now" joni mitchell

5) What is some good advice for me? "elephants" - rachel yamagata

6) How will you die? "waiting to die" - zero 7 (how appropriate)

Posted by: jessie-marie at December 18, 2008 1:31 AM

Funsies.

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Heart and Soul - Joy Division

2) What is your biggest secret? Pieces of You - Jewel

3) How does the world see you? Morning Yearning - Ben Harper

4) What is your life's purpose? Support System - Liz Phair

5) What is some good advice for me? He Didn't - Soundgarden

6) How will you die? Rock Your Socks - Tenacious D

Posted by: Arran at December 18, 2008 1:33 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "One Night"- Travis

2) What is your biggest secret? "Ain't That Funny (Remix)"- JLo & JaRule

3) How does the world see you? "Amazon"- M.I.A.

4) What is your life's purpose? "Outversion"- Mark Ronson

5) What is some good advice for me? "Upon This Tidal Wave of Young Blood"- Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

6) How will you die? "Where My Hearts At 128" -- Wax Tailor

Ugh. 5000 songs and it came up with this? Anyways, #1 is mildly depressing, and #3 is actually accurate.

Posted by: Ally at December 18, 2008 1:34 AM

1)What do you like in a girl? "Learning to Fly" - Pink Floyd

2)What is your biggest secret? "Manifest Destiny, pt. 1" - Local H

3)How does the world see you? "Westbound Sign" - Green Day

4)What is your life's purpose? "Silver" - Pixies

5)What is some good advice for me? "Dreamin'" - Weezer

6)How will you die? "Amy" - Ryan Adams

A couple of those make absolutely no sense... but that last one is kinda creepy and portentous.

Posted by: puppetDoug at December 18, 2008 1:49 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? 'even better than the real thing' - U2

2) What is your biggest secret? 'Remorse' - Sarah Blasko

3) How does the world see you? 'Blind Winter' - Missy Higgins

4) What is your life's purpose? 'All you need is love' - The Beatles

5) What is some good advice for me? 'Sweep' - compliments of gus

6) How will you die? 'Twenty Years' - Lano and Woodley

That last one scares me...43 is too young to die...

I kind of like the 'biggest secret' answer though...that came out well...

Posted by: rach at December 18, 2008 2:56 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? - Bye Bye Love, Simon & Garfunkel
2) What is your biggest secret? - Breakfast Cereal, DJ Yoda
3) How does the world see you? - Last of the Famous International Playboys, Morrissey
4) What is your life's purpose? - Your Missus is a Nutter, Goldie Lookin Chain
5) What is some good advice for me? - Monkey Man, Rolling Stones
6) How will you die? - Play it Cool, Super Furry Animals

Heh. I like number 3. Even if I'm a girl...

Posted by: Lisa S at December 18, 2008 3:07 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl?
Start Over, Joy Denalane

2) What is your biggest secret?
Fight Test, Flaming Lips

3) How does the world see you?
The Rooster Moans, Iron and Wine

4) What is your life's purpose?
A Pretty Girl is Like..., The Magnetic Fields

5) What is some good advice for me?
Outfit, Drive-By Truckers
I'll comment on the last one because it is truly a song that dispenses advice:
"Don't call what your wearing an outfit. Don't ever say your car is broke.
Don't worry about losing your accent, a Southern Man tells better jokes.
Have fun but stay clear of the needle. Call home on your sisters birthday.
Don't tell them you're bigger than Jesus, Don't give it away."

6) How will you die?
Rain City, Turin Brakes

Posted by: AdaHaze at December 18, 2008 6:33 AM

And it is now clear to me, thank you omniscient iPod, that the world sees me as a whiny cock.

Posted by: AdaHaze at December 18, 2008 6:36 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? - The Handshake- MGMT

2) What is your biggest secret? - Headmaster Ritual- The Smiths

3) How does the world see you? - What I See- Dirty Projectors

4) What is your life's purpose? - Forever Longing the Golden Sunset- Appleseed Cast (i like this one!)

5) What is some good advice for me? Pot Kettle Black- Wilco

6) How will you die? - Narc- Interpol

Posted by: margot tenenbaum at December 18, 2008 7:05 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "The Virtues of Black Sabbeth" - Henry Rollins

2) What is your biggest secret? "The One I love"-REM

3) How does the world see you? "Days of Swine and Roses" - My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult

4) What is your life's purpose? "Candidate" - David Bowie

5) What is some good advice for me? "It's a Fire" - Portishead

6) How will you die? "Buffy Theme" - Nerfherder

This list cracks me up.

Posted by: Roni at December 18, 2008 7:26 AM

Ugh. Black Sabbath, I'm groggy enough I barely spelled my name right.

Posted by: Roni at December 18, 2008 7:30 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Invisible Leader" - Fucked Up.

2) What is your biggest secret? "TDA" - Today Is The Day.

3) How does the world see you? "Deathmask" - Exhumed.

4) What is your life's purpose? "Kolmorogov Complexity" - Korum.

5) What is some good advice for me? "Shove" - Buzzov.en

6) How will you die? "Dis Sucks" - Nasum.

Posted by: Dill The Devil at December 18, 2008 8:48 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Helter Skelter - Beatles
2) What is your biggest secret? Shatter - Liz Phair
3) How does the world see you? Twisting - TMBG
4) What is your life's purpose? Supernova - Liz Phair
5) What is some good advice for me? Hey Ladies - Beastie Boys
6) How will you die? Hey Loretta - Loretta Lynn

Heh. Apparently I will die when I leave my husband and housework behind and go "swinging from the chandelier and bouncing off the wall, instead of loving just one man, I'm-a gonna love 'em all" There are worse ways to die.

This actually would have made some sense about 10 years ago. I guess I'm old enough that my ipod reflects who I used to be more than who I am right now.

Posted by: Edith at December 18, 2008 9:53 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Silvia" - Jens Lekman (well, that's... specific)
2) What is your biggest secret? "Wishbone" - Architecture in Helsinki
3) How does the world see you? "Boxing About" - Robert Pollard
4) What is your life's purpose? "A Shot in the Arm" - Wilco
5) What is some good advice for me? "I Should Have Known Better" - Yo La Tengo
6) How will you die? "Mushroom Hunting" - The Seatbelts, Cowboy Bebop soundtrack
I'm kind of astounded by how well these work, especially 5 and 6. Ha!

Posted by: SweetSandwiches at December 18, 2008 9:54 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Grind" Alice In Chains (heh)

2) What is your biggest secret? "Out of Exile" Audioslave

3) How does the world see you? "Stragglers Moon" The Fratellis

4) What is your life's purpose? "Ain't That a Shame" Cheap Trick (uh...thanks iPod. Are you my mother? Sorry for not giving you grandchildren.)

5) What is some good advice for me? "I Never Told You What I Do For A Living" My Chemical Romance

6) How will you die? "The Tra La La Song(One Banana Two Banana)" Liz Phair (Death by Banana? Is that the same as death by Grind?)

Posted by: shelleyh at December 18, 2008 10:16 AM

No Ipod. No MP3 Player.
FAIL.

Posted by: brite at December 18, 2008 10:27 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl?

Description -De la Soul

2) What is your biggest secret?

Morning Sun- Marianne Faithfull

3) How does the world see you?

For Your Pleasure- Roxy Music

4) What is your life's purpose?

I Shall Be Free- Bob Dylan

5) What is some good advice for me?

Don't Push Your Foot on the Heartbreak -Kate Bush

6) How will you die?

Occhi Belli [Beautiful Eyes] -Phillip Pickett Baroque Ballads

Posted by: Sarbinna at December 18, 2008 11:12 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Raw Power"- The Stooges

2) What is your biggest secret? "Sick When I See"-The Reatards

3) How does the world see you? "The Re-arranger"- Mates of State

4) What is your life's purpose? "Bloodpact"- Heathers

5) What is some good advice for me? "One Foot on the Gas, One Foot in the Grave"- Streetlight Manifesto

6) How will you die? "Hummingbird"- Born Ruffians.

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. I think it's inherently pretty hard to learn anything about someone from their 10,000 song music library, but from this I'd have to assume that I'm a ska/indie/punk girl. Which is true. People find few things more surprising than finding a 5'4" girl wearing a cashmere sweater in a circle pit.

Posted by: Zuzu at December 18, 2008 11:20 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Paper Bag" Fiona Apple
2) What is your biggest secret? "The Weight" Shannon Curfman
3) How does the world see you? "Metaphysical Grafitti" Dead Milkmen
4) What is your life's purpose? "Key to the Highway" BB King and Eric Clapton
5) What is some good advice for me? "Mr. Brightside" The Killers
6) How will you die? "Lost, Broken, Confused" Mest

Dude. The world sees me as a psychopathic pyro. Awesome.

Posted by: Captain Steve at December 18, 2008 11:53 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Four Horsemen" The Clash

2) What is your biggest secret? "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish"(Pt 1) Douglas Adams

3) How does the world see you? "Skankin to the Beat" Fishbone

4) What is your life's purpose? "Mostly Harmless"(part 52) Douglas Adams

5) What is some good advice for me? "Playpen" Social Distortion

6) How will you die? "Innocent" The Burdens

Posted by: The Cox at December 18, 2008 12:21 PM

1. What do you like in a guy/girl? "Someone Hates You" Belinda Gillet

2. What is your biggest secret? "Big Girl (You are Beautiful)" Mika

3. How does the world see you? "Travel" Thao Nguyen

4. What is your life's purpose? "Bloodstream" Evangelicals

5. What is some good advice for me? "Money Penny" Noise for Pretend

6. How will you die? "Straumnes" Sigur Ros

Hmph. I'm not THAT big.

Posted by: noah at December 18, 2008 12:42 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Chemical Calisthenics" - Blackalicious
2) What is your biggest secret? "Mr. Alldatshit" - Kidz in the Hall
3) How does the world see you? "Brand New You're Retro" - Tricky
4) What is your life's purpose? "Metaphysical" - Handsome Boy Modeling School
5) What is some good advice for me? "This Is the Place" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
6) How will you die? "Mirror the Eye" - Lou Barlow

Posted by: oba311 at December 18, 2008 1:16 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Heroin - Lou Reed

2) What is your biggest secret? Short Skirt, Long Jacket - Cake

3) How does the world see you? Dreams - Cranberries

4) What is your life's purpose? Lost in the Supermarket - Clash

5) What is some good advice for me? Creep - Radiohead

6) How will you die? Le Jazz Hot - Julie Andrews

Posted by: Erin P at December 18, 2008 1:27 PM

1) What do you like in a guy? "All this Time" (Yuksek Remix)- Klanguage

2) What is your biggest secret? "Little Bit of Feel Good" - Jamie Lidell

3) How does the world see you? "Back of the Van (Van She Tech remix)" - Ladyhawke

4) What is your life's purpose? "Monster Hospital" (MSTRKRFT remix)- Metric

5) What is some good advice for me? "I'd Rather Dance with You" - Kings of Convenience

I am a dancer, so this one actually fits. =)

6) How will you die? "Shake it to the Ground" - Blaqstarr and Rye Rye

hmmm, sounds like an earthquake or suicide...just lovely.

Posted by: Teresa at December 18, 2008 1:28 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "He Who Flattened Your Flame is Getting Torched" - Danielson

2) What is your biggest secret? "Almost Crimes (acoustic)" - Broken Social Scene

3) How does the world see you? "By the Way They Dance" -- Jump, Little Children

4) What is your life's purpose? "Subzero Fun" -- Autolux

5) What is some good advice for me? "Stephanie Says" -- The Velvet Underground

6) How will you die? "She" -- Misfits

Posted by: Jams at December 18, 2008 1:36 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Let My Shoes Lead Me Forward" -- Jenny Wilson
2) What is your biggest secret? "Squeeze Box" -- The Who
3) How does the world see you? "Wasted Early Sunday Morning" -- Sneaker Pimps
4) What is your life's purpose? "I Am Mine" -- Pearl Jam
5) What is some good advice for me? "Rock & Rool Queen" -- The Subways
6) How will you die? "The Things You Say" -- Cicada

Posted by: Adere at December 18, 2008 1:50 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Swordfish" - Dead Milkmen

2) What is your biggest secret? "On Wheels" -- Adverts

3) How does the world see you? "And This Day" -- The Fall

4) What is your life's purpose? "The Old Hag is Sleeping" - Fiery Furnaces

5) What is some good advice for me? "There's Nothing" - Lost Sounds

6) How will you die? "Vertigo" -- The Screamers

Posted by: Mattfactor at December 18, 2008 2:35 PM

) What do you like in a guy/girl? "See Fernando" - Jenny Lewis

2) What is your biggest secret? "Everything Must Go" - The Weakerthans

3) How does the world see you? "Wasting Time" - Collective Soul

4) What is your life's purpose? "Shakedown on 9th Street" - Ryan Adams

5) What is some good advice for me? "Overlap" -- Ani Difranco

6) How will you die? "Only in Dream" -- Weezer

Fun. And may I add that I have AWEsome taste in music? Yes I may.

Posted by: jamiepants at December 18, 2008 3:24 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl?
"Down Under" - Men at Work

2) What is your biggest secret?
"Time to Forgive" - Chris Trapper

3) How does the world see you?
"Sign in Stranger" - Steely Dan

4) What is your life's purpose?
"What Goes Up" - Alan Parsons Project

5) What is some good advice for me?
"What Happened to You?" - The Offspring

6) How will you die?
"Emotional Love" - John Mellencamp

OK, so only the first and last ones make any kind of literal sense -- but they're doozies. And lay off my geezer musical tastes, snarkhounds. None of the contemporary stuff showed up in this little exercise, but I swear it's on there...

Posted by: Che Grovera at December 18, 2008 4:35 PM

Hold up, this is what I'll be doing tonight! Thanks!

Posted by: ph at December 18, 2008 6:00 PM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? three evils (embodied in love and shadow) - coheed and cambria
2) What is your biggest secret? bright end of nowhere - matthew good
3) How does the world see you? walking in my shoes - finger eleven
4) What is your life's purpose? now or never - three days grace
5) What is some good advice for me? parole du bout du monde - grand corps malade
6) How will you die? all over now - eric hutchinson

Posted by: Amanda at December 19, 2008 1:27 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? Carry on Wayward Son-Kansas (I guess....rebels?)

2) What is your biggest secret? Teardrop -Massive Attack....oh my GOD AM i a secret Emo?! NOOOO!!!

3) How does the world see you? Falling Down- Muse

4) What is your life's purpose? Sympathy For The Devil-Rolling Stones ( i SWEAR to god thats what it went to...am i going to be the Mrs Thorne? No...No i'm Miss Baelock

5) What is some good advice for me? Knights of Cydonia-Muse

6) How will you die? All Over The Workl-Strange Fruit (Still Crazy OST)

Posted by: nadine at December 19, 2008 5:07 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "A-Punk" Vampire Weekend
2) What is your biggest secret? "The Middle" Jimmy Eat World
3) How does the world see you? "We've got Tonight" Bob Seger
4) What is your life's purpose? "After the Rain has Fallen" Sting
5) What is some good advice for me? "I Only Wanna be with You" Hootie and the Blowfish
6) How will you die? "Innocent" Fuel

Posted by: Sophie at December 19, 2008 11:11 AM

1) What do you like in a guy/girl? "Razor Face" by Elton John

2) What is your biggest secret? "Blow Out" by Radiohead

3) How does the world see you? "Jaded" by Green Day

4) What is your life's purpose? "Track 41" by Unknown Reggae Artist

5) What is some good advice for me? "Mutual Slump" by DJ Shadow

6) How will you die? "Exodus" by Bob Marley & the Wailers

Posted by: mex at December 22, 2008 10:37 AM

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