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Damnit, the comment explaining my Nicki25 joke is being held by the powers that be.
It is not my day.

Thats too bad A-schaef...I wonder what Nicki25 said. I guess if they told us then they would have to kill us.

You ain't seen nothin yet!

I still read script submissions on a semi-regular basis that throw in the "I'd have to kill you" line. It is extremely weak. I'm curious, though: does anyone know the original source of the phrase? I just did a cursory Google search and didn't have much luck.

I'm waiting for a screenwriter to riff on it by having the character go ahead and tell the person the secret info and then literally kill him or her just for the hell of it. That morbid joke would finish off the phrase's utility, and we could be done with it.

There are people's lives at stake, Dustin!

"I have a bad feeling about this"......wait, maybe that's only in certain movies.

I couldn't even make it halfway through that video.
So sue me. In Federal Court. Then I'd have to... oh fuck it.

What was that?
Stop it, you guys.
I don't bite...
Do you wanna come up for coffee?
Ooo, I like him.

and of course, my favorite--

Hold my calls/Cancel my appointments.

You will never get away with this!!
Of course not now anyway after he or she has told you step by step what they planned on doing and not enacting the previously mentioned line of if i tell you I will have to kill you and following through with it!

I wish they would stop chambering/pumping automatic weapons and shotguns... three hours before they get to the actual location. THERE IS NO NEED to do that until you are actually going to shoot the weapon. What that does is create a very unsafe situation.

What about "This place gives me the creeps" or does that show my age?

Whatever they're payin'...I'll double it.

In other news, stay tuned, because in our top story tonight, some really good (or bad) news: as expected, in a surprise move yesterday, informed sources say, a world class icon, diva, mother of all motorists, and famed undocumented alien, lauded for putting area residents at risk and in harm's way, but at this point in time behind bars for allegations that — according to sketchy details that, to be fair, have officials and authorities under fire for speaking out — he reportedly engaged in shower activity with all of you folks at 5 am in the morning, underwent surgery, utilized an undisclosed vehicle in torrential rain in a near miss manhunt when it was time for a break, literally fled on foot, completely surprised his mother with a clash with bare naked police behind closed doors, definitely possibly completely destroyed a medical hospital under false pretenses, and is lucky to be alive after, the fact of the matter is, he lent a helping hand to a legendary incarcerated pedestrian lone gunman (the perpetrator who over in a neighboring state, perished in a perfect storm of no brainers and things that went terribly wrong, and was plagued by killing sprees in which he gave 110% only to have his senseless murders marred by the untimely deaths of guys and folks whose fatal deaths came in the wake of auto accidents, and while it may be a mute point, let's everybody touch base on the fact that he was under seige in the wake of unrest after shots rang out in close proximity of the best kept secret on the campaign trail which had authorities reeling up in one place and down in another, and going forward, the alleged aftermath of the death toll for youths behind the podium exceeds those out there, down there, and out in that other place by a two to one margin), is seeking white stuff for those of you that want it, and thus, we'll explain what he did when we'll be back — we'll be right back, after the break and after these commercial messages, and we say "we're back," "welcome back," or "welcome back everybody."

And you can't say that on WGN-AM either.

What I'm tired of is "I'm too old for this shit."

"I'm here to clean your pipes."

Just so fucking cliche.

Posted by: Kahntahmp at August 19, 2010 11:33 PM
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I thought you were Adventureman for two minutes.

How about the "get ready/prepare to __" as in "Get ready for adventure" or "Prepare to be destroyed!" I always want to shout at the screen "Wait! Wait! I'm not ready yet ... Hang on ... okay, I'm prepared!"

i'd tell you, but then i'd have to bury you in paper work in appelate court

Anytime the forrest/woods/swamp etc becomes dead silent just before the monster attacks. This happens in books, movies, TV, you name it. I just have a hard time thinking crickets are really that attuned to the location of ax wielding psychos.

A few other sidebar pet peeves:
- the aforementioned beating within an inch of the hero's life yet they can ALWAYS get up to go ONE MORE ROUND!
- Everyone has the upper body or as MAC (Sunny in Philadelphia) says the core strength to hang on to a helicopter leg, pull himself into the copter and beat the hell out of everyone after not just 10 minutes ago being so beat to a bloody pulp the bad guys thought he WAS DEAD!!

Vermillion: "just take the fucking elephant" all day every day.

4. I also hate it when an army of bad guys attacks the one good guy, and they'll patiently wait to fight him one by one, as he kills them off one by one. Have they never played "kill the man with the ball?"

@BWeaves

You suck!!! That is no way to honor the Life and Career of the scariest voice in Movie trailers, Don LaFontaine.

There are too many of them!
(followed by)
...blood curdling scream sound byte used and reused by science fiction movies until the end of time. This scream is almost always emitted by an Asian male when his spaceship is either blown up or crushed by said "them." Why is he always Asian? Why does he always scream the same scream? Why are there always too many of them? (blood-curdling scream of frustration)

I get the feeling that this post was brought to us by Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate.

My chosen scenario:
The scenario of Dude #1 holding a gun at Dude #2 while #1 interrogates #2. Then #1 gets pissy and takes the safety off the gun and shouts the same question again.

So….the safety was on the whole time? What was the point of waiving your gun in their face? OK, *now* I get it. Now you’re serious. I see.

The phrase "...only one man can stop them/save her/etc..." from the trailer of pretty much every action ever earns my scorn.

sheshakes, may you be referring to the Wilhelm Scream? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_scream

It's not always used by Asian males and was actually first used by a soldier getting dragged to his death by an alligator. Since then it's a little fun pop up often seen in Lucas films (Indiana Jones & Star Wars) and since these films are so beloved by nerds, nerdy filmmakers often nod to their heroes by using the silly sound effect.

It may be old, but I loves it.

There is a certain soundbyte of children's laughter that is used in every damn commercial ever. I hate it! Use a different sound byte! Get the children who are actually in the commercial to laugh and fucking record that!

Have they never played "kill the man with the ball?"

Posted by: BWeaves at August 20, 2010 8:38 AM
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You mean "smear the queer."

What? Well, it was 40 years ago, when "queer" meant geek or nerd or oddball. So shove your PC.

We also need to hear more of "I was hiding under your porch because I love you".

....takes on his toughest assignment to date: (big reveal to be something ordinary, generally kid related)

For a particularly egregious example, watch the trailer for "The Spy Next Door" with *big sigh* Jackie Chan.

I taste bile when I hear that line or a variant used.

"You and I both know..."

This is used WAY to much, in TV and movies, and makes me want to punch the screen every time I hear it. Lazy writing.

"I'M coming with you!"

"No!"

Because really, extreme danger is best faced alone.

Also, variations of: "I got the commissioner on my ass, and the mayor's office breathing down my neck, and the press is...." Who the fuck cares?

10 seconds into the montage, I rolled my eyes.
20 seconds, I let out a sigh of exasperation.
30 seconds, I wanted to bang my head against the wall.
40 seconds, I banged my head on the computer monitor begging to make it stop.

"Been there, done that".

I dont know where that came from (movie or no?) but that phrase and end any time now.

Also: "See you in hell" was great in Unforgiven, too played out anywhere else.

And yeah, why point a gun a villian/hero/bystander, ask your question, get smart-ass/no response..THEN click/load your weapon and ask again?
If you cant be threatning with just a gun in their face, you arent threatning. :O)

"Not good...not good..." - especially from a child actor using a too-old-for-his years voice.

"I have been married to two lawyers - not at the same time. I hate the term "pre-nup." Lawyers call it "ante-nuptial agreement."
Remember your Latin. 'Ante' means before.

Posted by: Arkansan at August 21, 2010 6:08 PM"

How do I just know you're an idiot gold-digging bitch who dropped out in the 8th grade?

"I'd like that."

Uttered by EVERY female character EVER, it wrecks my head! I have never once uttered this insipid phrase & don't know anyone who has. HATE it!

Lazy lazy lazy writers.