Have You Ever Had A Crazy Job Interview?
koko temur dropped this gem on last week's Eloquent Eloquence:
God damn, make a comment diversion about job interviews so i could tell the story of getting a call from mossads' human recources department!
I hear and obey!
I can't top Moussad's HR department, and I can't talk about my current HR situation out of a highly-refined sense of self preservation, but let me see if I can think of something...
If you interview with a collection agency, part of the process includes mock collection calls. I was good at the reinactments, I was hired. I stayed for two loathsome summers during university.
During an interview for a summer job at an engineering firm, I asked them if they understood how Arts majors (which I was at the time) felt about engineers. Talk about transparent self-sabotage! I didn't get a call back on that one.
That's all I've got for job interviews. I generally interview well; mercifully, it's been a while.
I was told the following while conducting a job interview, "I don't want to be hated because of my personality." Only in my head did I reply, "What would you like to be hated for?" I deserve a cookie.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)