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Get On My Lawn, Baby

By Tater Barley Banks | Comment Diversions | August 7, 2010 | Comments ()

By Tater Barley Banks | Comment Diversions | August 7, 2010 |


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I happily yield this week's diversion to the splendidly-named Zuzu:

Looking through this year's Pajiba 10 I realized that most of my biggest actor crushes are either dead or now in their 60s. Can we do a vintage Pajiba 10 as a comment diversion? Give your top five freebies who were born before 1950.

Now why do I think I know how this is going to *cough* No. 1 Betty White *cough* turn out? But maybe you crazy fucks will fool me and Mirren or Eastwood or Brimley will top the list. While we're at it, we can throw in that "How old is TOO old for you?" discussion, as if the Pajibettes wouldn't nail Wilford to the kitchen table if they had the chance.

"Say it for me, you big hunk of walrus-man. SAY IT!"

"di-BEET-us."

"ROWRRRRRRRR!"

I'd ramble on about how I'm glad to see people in ... um, near my age bracket get some love from y'all, but I have to change my Depends.


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