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Fright Night -- What Scares the S**t out of You?

By Tater Barley Banks | Comment Diversions | October 31, 2009 | Comments ()


It's been a busy week here at The Barley Banks' Trauma Castle, what with putting the razor blades in the apples, rolling the chocolate bars in ground glass and replacing a few of the gummy worms with (tee-hee) real worms, but still we've had a moment or two to reflect.

I have informed Mrs. Barley Banks, and the daughter, that if the time ever comes when they have to make the pull-the-plug decision on your gracious host, to keep one thing in mind:

I'm not scared of dying. It's heaven or oblivion for me, bitches! Win-win!

What I'm scared of is pain. Fucking mighty terribly scared of pain.

So act accordingly.

The weekend diversion, in honor of Halloween: What scares the shit out of you?

Now ... where did I put my cattle prod? The kids will be here any minute ...


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