Fright Night -- What Scares the S**t out of You?
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Tater Barley Banks
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October 31, 2009 | Comments (128)
It’s been a busy week here at The Barley Banks’ Trauma Castle, what with putting the razor blades in the apples, rolling the chocolate bars in ground glass and replacing a few of the gummy worms with (tee-hee) real worms, but still we’ve had a moment or two to reflect.
I have informed Mrs. Barley Banks, and the daughter, that if the time ever comes when they have to make the pull-the-plug decision on your gracious host, to keep one thing in mind:
I’m not scared of dying. It’s heaven or oblivion for me, bitches! Win-win!
What I’m scared of is pain. Fucking mighty terribly scared of pain.
So act accordingly.
The weekend diversion, in honor of Halloween: What scares the shit out of you?
Now … where did I put my cattle prod? The kids will be here any minute …
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
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I'm fucking terrified of never getting a job, never moving out of my parents house, never finding love.
But more imminently I'm scared my TFT monitor is going to die on me.
Oh I'm also scared of slugs, they move far too slow to be trusted. The bastards.