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It’s approaching that time again, folks. It’s almost time for the third annual Pajiba Ten — the the ten celebrities you most appreciate in a lustful sense. For those of you who have been around for a while, you already know the drill. Below the comment line, give us your five freebies.

For newbies and relative newbies, the Pajiba Ten is Pajiba’s version of the sexiest list. As I explained in the second annual Pajiba Ten: “You may have better tastes in your sexiest list than the average Us Weekly reader, but if the typed erotic scrawlings some of you leave below the comment line are any indication of our audience as a whole, you folks are dirty, sex-crazed lust-filled degenerates with lairs and spreader bars especially built for celebrity rough and tumble. And by rough and tumble, we mean fucking.”

And while we do the write-up honors, it’s our readers that compile the Pajiba Ten. It’s simple: Write down the five celebrities with whom you are allowed to cheat — the adultery loopholes, if you will. If you’re not in a relationship, just pretend for the sake of the exercise. After one week, all of the mentions will be tallied up, and the ten most frequently mentioned celebrities will make up our list. The past two winners were Christian Bale and Nathan Fillion. A lot can change in a year, though.

So give them up, folks: Your five freebies. Go:

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Comments

in no particular order -

Anne Hathaway

Zooey Deschenal

Kristen Bell

Mila Kunis

Natalie Portman

Posted by: Withnail at June 23, 2009 3:06 PM

Christina Hendricks
Christina Hendricks
Christina Hendricks
Christina Hendricks
Batman

Posted by: Snath at June 23, 2009 3:08 PM

1) James Spader

2) Nathan Fillion (He won before, but I can't deny his attractiveness!)

3) Simon Baker

4) Zachary Levi

5) Salma Hayek

Posted by: Aislinn at June 23, 2009 3:10 PM

1 - David Tennant

2 - Trey Parker

3 - Jack Davenport

4 - Paul Rudd

5 - Robert Downey Jr.

John Cusack removed from my lifelong list after he turned out to be a douchecooze in person and ruined me life. PORQUE!

Posted by: Courtney at June 23, 2009 3:11 PM

My number 1 is still John Krasinski.
2. Gary Oldman
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. John Krasinski again
5. Robert Downey Jr.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at June 23, 2009 3:11 PM

Oh, HUZZAH. I've been wondering when we were gonna do this year's.

Is it bad that I've been thinking of mine sort of...constantly? I blame the Pajibettes and their encouragement. Also, celibacy. It's a drag. So here's mine:

1) Eric Bana
2) Jon Hamm
3) Christian Bale
4) Naveen Andrews
5) Reynaldo Giannechini

BOO-YAH.

Posted by: figgy at June 23, 2009 3:12 PM

Ryan Gosling
James McAvoy
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Gael Garcia Bernal
Viggo Mortensen

Posted by: yomina at June 23, 2009 3:12 PM

Snath's list is my favorite.

Posted by: figgy at June 23, 2009 3:13 PM

Robert Downey, Jr. (clean and sober version)
Clive Owen
Nathan Fillion (we can still vote for him, right?)

Plus, my new and classic FOX sci-fi boyfriends:

Joshua Jackson
David Duchovny

Posted by: Louise at June 23, 2009 3:14 PM

You know what - instead of the five people we'd want to bend over a dinette set - how about we just list the hottest JEWS in Hollywood. As a chosen person myself I put a list down and I realized - all the HOT girls in Hollywood are Jewish.

Don't believe me?

Natalie Portman

Rachel Weisz

Mila Kunis

Rachel Bilson

Scarlett Johansson (half! it counts!)

Alicia Witt

Sarah Silverman

you think I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel? I"M JUST GETTING STARTED

Amanda Bynes

Emmy Rossum

Jamie Lynn-Seigler

Michelle Trachtenberg

Evan Rachel Wood

Elizabeth Banks

Amber Benson

Selma Blair

Elizabeth Berkley

Sarah Chalke

Isla Fisher (okay, she converted)

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.

And I haven't even gotten to the men yet.

So, the next time you make a bangabale list - why don't you just really admit what it is you're trying to say:

No one is as hot as a Jew.

Posted by: Withnail at June 23, 2009 3:14 PM

Maria Bello
Mary McCormack
Jennifer Morrison
Olivia Munn
Claire Danes
Michelle Monaghan
Your Mother

HEEEEEY-OOOOOH! (RIP, Ed)

Posted by: Skitz at June 23, 2009 3:14 PM

5. Christian Bale
4. Ewan McGregor
3. Alan Rickman
2. Alan Tudyk

Drumroll, please...

1. Seth Green

Oh, how he does make my girly bits tingle!

Posted by: Quorren at June 23, 2009 3:15 PM

Every year, this is the simultaneously the most yummy and the most frustrating list. As soon as I post, someone else posts people I think I should have included. How did I leave Viggo off my list??

Posted by: Louise at June 23, 2009 3:17 PM

Five? Just FIVE?? You are killing me. Can I get 2x1 if I give details after the threesome? Come on, freebie happy hour!! No? OK, then:

Blair Underwood
Colin Firth
Chayanne
Josh Lucas
Clive Owen

Posted by: Cuca at June 23, 2009 3:18 PM

Kristen Bell

Mila Kunis

Natalie Portman

Eva Green

Heidi Montag (I'd fuck the jesus out of her)

Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at June 23, 2009 3:18 PM

Zooey Deschanel

Mary Louise Parker (I just watched the first two seasons of Weeds and I have a thing for older women.)

Olivia Thirlby

Neil Patrick Harris

Amanda Seyfried

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 23, 2009 3:19 PM

1) Gaspard Ulliel
2) Adrien Brody
3) Patrick Wolf
4) Vic Zhou
5) John Cusack

BUT THAT IS ONLY MY MALE LIST! Women need some representing too!

1) Eva Green
2) Lily Allen
3) Rachel Weisz
4) Natalie Portman
5) Jenny Lewis

Posted by: fedorkme at June 23, 2009 3:19 PM

Anne Hathaway
Rosario Dawson
Tina Fay
Natalie Portman
Kate Winslet

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at June 23, 2009 3:20 PM

5. Ewan McGregor
4. Cillian Murphy
3. Clive Owen
2. Ryan Reynolds
1. Christian Bale (preferably yelling profanities at me with intense rage)

Posted by: rachel at June 23, 2009 3:20 PM

1. Rosario Dawson
2. Chloe Sevigny
3. Salma Hayek
4. Katee Sackhoff
5. Anne Hathaway

I would do all sorts of naughty things to them...NAUGHTY, I TELL YOU!

Posted by: Gus at June 23, 2009 3:20 PM

looking up above at the others listed -

Seth Green - JEW
David Duchovny - JEW
Joseph Gordon Levitt - JEW
Paul Rudd - JEW
Zachari Levi - you really need me to tell you? JEW!
Batman - JEW (well, all super-heroes are Jews. they all have Jewish last names - Batman, Spiderman, Superman)

Posted by: Withnail at June 23, 2009 3:20 PM

1. Zach Guilford
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. Anton Yelchin
4. Zachary Quinto
5. Ewan McGregor

Posted by: battgirl at June 23, 2009 3:21 PM

5. Jason Dohring (No matter how many Veronica Mars-less seasons of TV, I will never stop wanting to bang Logan Echolls)
4. Robert Downey Jr.
3. Leonardo Dicaprio
2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
1. James McAvoy

Honorable mentions for my TV boyfriends: Jeffrey Donovan and Zachary Levi.

Posted by: Melissa at June 23, 2009 3:21 PM

PATRICK WILSON
Neil Patrick Harris
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Jeffery Donovan
Jason Bateman

Posted by: Nimue at June 23, 2009 3:22 PM

Christina Hedricks (as long as she beats me)
Mila Kunis
Rachel Weisz
Monica Bellucci

Bonus answer: Sarah Palin for the hate or Zombieland for the love.

Posted by: admin at June 23, 2009 3:22 PM

Well, yes, as a matter of fact I AM claiming the 2x1, and I will have Joshua Jackson AND Josh Lucas at the same time. And that is the end of it.

Posted by: Cuca at June 23, 2009 3:23 PM

1. Rosario Dawson
2. The Rock
3. Vin Diesel
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Brad Pitt

What can I say I like them meaty.

Posted by: twig at June 23, 2009 3:23 PM

Zooey Deschanel

Bryce Howard

Olga Kurylenko

Megan Fox

Anna Faris

This list can change week by week though but Zooey is always there.

Posted by: Continental Almonds at June 23, 2009 3:23 PM

Rachel McAdams
Neil Patrick Harris
John Krasinski
Hugh Grant (yes, I realize it isn't 1999)
Justin Long

Huh. That's . . . an odd list.

Posted by: Lollygagger at June 23, 2009 3:24 PM

Johnny Depp

Viggo Mortensen

Naveen Andrews

Vincent Cassel

Josh Holloway

Posted by: Cindy at June 23, 2009 3:24 PM

Nathan Fillion
Rafael Nadal
Misha Collins
Jemaine Clement
Christian Bale - although after Terminator Salvation, I'll have to keep the lights off.

Posted by: Kizzle at June 23, 2009 3:24 PM

Joseph Gordon Levitt
Robert Downey Jr.
Simon Pegg
Logan Echolls
Christina Hendricks

Posted by: Megs at June 23, 2009 3:24 PM

I second Melissa's list except remove DiCaprio and add Ryan Gosling

Posted by: Jilly at June 23, 2009 3:24 PM

Zooey Deschanel
Clémence Poésy
Natalie Portman
Shannyn Sossamon
Sophia Bush

Mmmm... Delicious.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2009 3:24 PM

1. Amy Adams
2. Christina Hendricks
3. Kim Kardashian
4. Jessica Biel
5. Marley Shelton

If I could pick anyone from any time, my all-time number 1 is Jennifer Connelly in 1991.

Posted by: EvanG at June 23, 2009 3:25 PM

Christina Hendricks
Rosario Dawson
Kristen Bell
Natalie Portman
Anna Faris

Posted by: Ebs at June 23, 2009 3:25 PM

Missed one: Anna Faris

Posted by: admin at June 23, 2009 3:25 PM

Joseph Gordon Levitt
Robert Downey Jr.
Simon Pegg
Logan Echolls
Christina Hendricks

Posted by: Megs at June 23, 2009 3:26 PM

1. Clive Owen
2. Timothy Olyphant
3. Owain Yeoman (even if he IS a PETA tool)
4. Christian Bale
5. David Boreanaz

Posted by: Siege at June 23, 2009 3:26 PM

5. Hugh Laurie
4. Gael Garcia Bernal
3. Neil Patrick Harris
2. Robert Downey Jr.
1. Jon Stewart

Posted by: ife at June 23, 2009 3:27 PM

Mine change every day, I swear.

Timothy Olyphant
Zachary Levi
Jason Segel
Henry Cavill
Jon Hamm

Posted by: Julie at June 23, 2009 3:27 PM

I don't believe in freebies, but I still want to play, so in no particular order (though, I'm thinking Haaz really is number one):

Haaz Sleiman (from The Visitor)

Simon Pegg

Neil Patrick Harris (he had me at Dr. Horrible)

Robert Downey Jr.

Jon Stewart

And Godtopus, can you please get Hollywood to bring us a few ladies with that certain lesbian je ne sais quoi?

Posted by: tamatha at June 23, 2009 3:27 PM

I'll take...

Tahmoh Pinkett (I will continue to watch Dollhouse because sometimes he is shirtless)
Megan Fox (who is the hottest most awesomely batshit crazy woman on the planet and I think I want to be her)
John Stewart (duh)
Jensen Ackles (if I ever write a list without him on it the Apocalypse is officially here)
Christian Bale (for all those who don't know I touched him one time, oh yes)

And if I could have them by 1pm tomorrow that would be super.

*sigh* Damn you Tamatha what have you wrought?

Posted by: Alex the Odd at June 23, 2009 3:28 PM

Joseph Gordon Levitt
Robert Downey Jr.
Simon Pegg
Logan Echolls
Christina Hendricks

Posted by: Megs at June 23, 2009 3:28 PM

1. Christian Bale
2. Jason Segel
3. Ewan McGregor
4. James Franco
5. Zachary Quinto

Posted by: Monica at June 23, 2009 3:28 PM

1.Nathan Fillion now and forever
2. Kristen Bell
3. Amanda Seyfried (love the Veronica Mars girls)
4. David Tennant
5. Neil Gaiman

Posted by: yosafbridge at June 23, 2009 3:28 PM

John Krasinski
Ewan McGregor
Jason Dohring
Dominic Monaghan
Ryan Reynolds

Posted by: valerie at June 23, 2009 3:29 PM

Yay! I love reading this list. So much smarter than the ladymags "sexy" lists.

Nathan Fillon
Daniel Craig
Paul Rudd
Mike Rowe (I've got a dirty job for you...)
George Clooney

Honorable mention: nearly the entire male cast of "Lost."

Sigh..... I'll be in my bunk.

VMG

Posted by: Notorious VMG at June 23, 2009 3:29 PM

Javier Bardem
Viggo Mortenson
Idris Elba
Ryan Gosling
Isabella Rossellini

Posted by: Rebecca at June 23, 2009 3:30 PM

My fiance and I were just discussing this, so I am READY!!!

1) Robert Downey Jr. (no explanation needed, especially after the "Sherlock Holmes" trailer)

2) Nathan Fillion (hammer me with your HAMMER, CAPT. HAMMER!!!)

3) Jude Law (sorry, can't explain it, reminds me of my fiance....no, not in the bang-the-nanny-on-the-pool-table-then-bang-skanky-Sienna-Miller way, but in a cuet, hair-challenged kind of way)

4) Perennial fave George Clooney (the only one my fiance kind of gave permission for....won't he be surprised!!)

5) Clive Owen (always in my private top 5)

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 23, 2009 3:30 PM

1. Chris Pine
2. Bradley Cooper
3. Henry Cavill
4. Christian Bale
5. Robert Downey, Jr.

Posted by: fleurdelis at June 23, 2009 3:31 PM

In no particular order:

Christina Hendricks
Rosario Dawson
Salma Hayek
Gabrielle Union
Jennifer Tilly

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 23, 2009 3:32 PM

Christina Hendricks
Eva Longoria
Holly Marie Combs
Jennifer Garner
Jill Wagner

Posted by: Rykker at June 23, 2009 3:35 PM

Jennifer Tilly Tracer? I can see the appeal but you'd have to wear ear protection. Could you imagine when she his the high notes! Remember: no glass dildos in the house when Jennifer is around.

Posted by: admin at June 23, 2009 3:35 PM

Waahoo!
It's AtO!
Let's here it for teachers with summer vacations who can therefore find their way back to Pajiba!!!

Now where are those damn angels and cherubs I ordered? Oh, and Skittiums I may have promised Alex the Odd that, temporarily, you would replace the whiskey in the fountain with gin to herald her return...

Posted by: tamatha at June 23, 2009 3:35 PM

I'd like to heartily 2nd VMG's honorable mention of the men of Flight 815.

Especially Josh Holloway....

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 23, 2009 3:36 PM

Justin Long - JEW
Jenny Lewis - JEW
Jason Bateman - JEW
Chloe Sevigny - JEW

face it, people - Not only do the Jews control Hollywood, but they also control your Genitals!

Posted by: Withnail at June 23, 2009 3:37 PM

1. Keri Russell
2. Tina Fey
3. Kristen Bell
4. Christina Hendricks
5. Bryce Dallas Howard

Posted by: annoyingmouse at June 23, 2009 3:38 PM

Beyonce
Anne Hathaway
Maya Rudolph (did you see Away We Go? She was surprisingly attractive in that movie)
Ellen Page
Heather Graham

Posted by: ChristianH at June 23, 2009 3:39 PM

I don't believe in freebies either, but here we go nonetheless...

5.Viggo Mortensen
4.Eric Bana
3.Sean Bean
2.Josh Holloway (AS Sawyer, though...does that sound totally fucked up???)
1.Clive Owen

Posted by: Megan at June 23, 2009 3:39 PM

Indeed, it is I. I need something non wedding related to fill my time or I will have to destroy the world using a tulle fueled firebomb.

Now, where are these angels I was promised....

Posted by: Alex the Odd at June 23, 2009 3:39 PM

In no particular order, here are 5 men I would like to tie up in my basement:

David Boreanaz
Christopher Eccleston
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Michael Pitt
Rupert Grint

There are, of course, many more I would also like to tie up in my basement, but since we're limited to five, this is my current list.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 23, 2009 3:40 PM

Damn straight, Withnail. We are not called "the chosen people" for no good reason.

Okay, my list:

- Jason Bateman (my husband and I so loved AD and I've been instructed to marry him if Joe ever dies)
- James McAvoy (Atonement was only bearable because of him!)
- Paul Rudd (he's just be awesome to hang out with, plus sex)
- Matt Damon (love him!)
- Leo DiCaprio (he'd be good for a smoldering affair...)

Posted by: Ariel at June 23, 2009 3:40 PM

Lee Pace & Anna Friel (together, pls)
Juliette Binoche
Zachary Quinto
John Abraham (from Salaam-E-Ishq)
or Hrithik Roshan in a pinch

Posted by: shawnp at June 23, 2009 3:41 PM

1. Zachary Quinto
2. Sendhil Ramamurthy (been watching lots of Heroes lately...he's so pretty.)
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Josh Holloway
5. Rachel Weisz

Posted by: kelsy at June 23, 2009 3:41 PM

Joseph Gordon Levitt
Robert Downey Jr.
Simon Pegg
Logan Echolls
Christina Hendricks

Posted by: Megs at June 23, 2009 3:41 PM

1. Ryan Gosling
2. Christian Bale
3. Emile Hirsch
4. John Krasinski
5. George Clooney

Posted by: Rachel at June 23, 2009 3:41 PM

Ryan Reynolds
Hugh Jackman
Milo Ventimiglia
Zachary Quinto
Jensen Ackles

Posted by: James at June 23, 2009 3:41 PM

In no particular order -

Robert Downey Jr
Hugh Laurie (but only when he's all scruffy like House. Clean shaven is just...no)
Justin Long
George Clooney
Bradley Cooper

Posted by: Jeni at June 23, 2009 3:41 PM

Angelina Jolie
Anne Hathaway
Salma Hayek
Ellen Page
Maya Rudolph (really attractive to me since I saw Away We Go)

Posted by: ChristianH at June 23, 2009 3:42 PM

5. Scarlett Johansson
4. Amy Adams
3. Natalie Portman
2. Neil Patrick Harris
1. Anne Hathaway

It's okay because NPH is gay.

Posted by: Macafee at June 23, 2009 3:42 PM

1. Robert Downey, Jr.
2. Nathan Fillion
3. James Purefoy
4. Paul Bettany
5. Anthony Bourdain

It's a very odd sensation to be turned on while at work.

Posted by: feramones at June 23, 2009 3:45 PM

In no particular order:

Benicio Del Toro
Robert Downey Jr.
Ryan Reynolds
Gerard Butler
Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Posted by: Eyvi at June 23, 2009 3:45 PM

1. Cary Grant (yes he's a little old for me, but he's also a little dead for me, too).

2. Nathan Fillion (he's a nerd in Cary Grant wrapping paper).

3. Nathan Fillion (in his Firefly outfit)

4. Nathan Fillion (in his Captain Hammer outfit)

5. Nathan Fillion (in no outfit)

Posted by: BWeaves at June 23, 2009 3:45 PM

AvB. I thought we weren't fighting anymore.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 23, 2009 3:46 PM

1. Clive Owen
2. Kal Penn
3. Karl Urban
4. Viggo Mortensen
5. Matt Damon

Posted by: Krishna at June 23, 2009 3:46 PM

Joseph Gordon Levitt
Christina Hendricks
James McAvoy
Kate Winslet
Leonardo DiCaprio (post 2005)

Posted by: sheshakes at June 23, 2009 3:46 PM

Robert Pattinson (shut up, I'm serious)
Christian Bale
Paul Rudd
Ryan Gosling
Ryan Reynolds

I may have forgotten a person or two. Oh well. The list is fine (damn fine!) as is, I suppose.

Posted by: b at June 23, 2009 3:46 PM

1. Amy Acker (wife)
2. Kristen Bell (mistress)
3. Christina Hendricks (but I won't kiss her on the mouth)
4. Megan Fox (This is a pathetic, superficial, dirty, dirty admittance. Goddamn you, ILM!)
5. Betty White (It's like getting to go to the moon--you're terrified the entire time, you'll only do it once, someone's probably dying, but you'll be able to say you went there.)

And now, cuz I roll like that, a guy list so that my theoretical gf can make a girl list:

1. Ryan Reynolds (not sucking up to Dustin, Reynolds knows his fucking Deadpool)
2. Bruce Willis (Hilarity while blowing things up is key)
3. Jason Statham on Fire, Flipping Me Off
4. James Marsters in eyeliner with bleached hair
5. Jared Leto in plaid

Posted by: puppetDoug at June 23, 2009 3:47 PM

1. Zachary Quinto
2. Sendhil Ramamurthy (been watching lots of Heroes lately...he's so pretty.)
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Josh Holloway
5. Rachel Weisz

Posted by: kelsy at June 23, 2009 3:48 PM

Ugh, I'm an asshole. Sorry!

Posted by: Megs at June 23, 2009 3:48 PM

D'oh. I forgot Alexander Skarsgård. I need six freebies.

Posted by: Krishna at June 23, 2009 3:48 PM

Nathan Fillion - duh! dude never gets freebies old
Simon Baker - those curls are a git from the gods
Scott Michael Foster
Zachary Levi
Tahmoh Penikett - drooling over here

Posted by: rio at June 23, 2009 3:49 PM

Nathan Fillion
Katee Sackhoff
Daniel Craig
Tricia Helfer
John Barrowman

Or some combination thereof.

Posted by: ukengruven at June 23, 2009 3:49 PM

-Ryan Gosling
-Ryan Reynolds
-Bradley Cooper
-Jake Gyllenhaal
-Robert Pattinson (yeah, that's right)
-James McAvoy

Sorry, I couldn't decide on 5

Posted by: Kim at June 23, 2009 3:50 PM

Robert Downey Jr. (because he would do me dirty)
Ryan Reynolds (as long as he cracked jokes the whole time)
Gerard Butler (in the Spartan costume)
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (pretending to be the King)
Bradley Cooper (he has to be an evil smartass during)

Posted by: Trouble at June 23, 2009 3:50 PM

Oh hells yes!

In no order:
Yvonne Strahovski
Rosario Dawson
Megan Fox (with a muzzle)
Olivia Munn (Attack of the Show... Look her up)
...and Emma Watson

Huh? I'd love me some Hermione. Tell me you wouldn't. OK, F you.

Posted by: logar at June 23, 2009 3:51 PM

feramones, you reminded me I totally left Anthony Bourdain off my list. Crap.

Can I have six?

Posted by: Jeni at June 23, 2009 3:52 PM

Now to make a fool of myself, in no particular order:

Angela Bettis
Helen Mirren
Christina Ricci
Amy Adams
Anna Faris

Posted by: Robert at June 23, 2009 3:53 PM

1. Daniel Craig
2. Ewan McGregor
3. Neil Finn (I'm a huge Crowdie fan!)
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Matthew MacFayden

Posted by: Lemon Poundcake at June 23, 2009 3:53 PM

Trouble, get outta my head! (Bradley Cooper is hot too, but they only allowed me 5, dammit!)

Posted by: eyvi at June 23, 2009 3:54 PM

D'oh. I forgot Alexander Skarsgård. I need six freebies.

Aw, damn. I forgot him too.

And Damien Lewis! My list needs a redhead.

Posted by: Julie at June 23, 2009 3:54 PM

Hmmm..

1. Clive Owen
2. Cate Blanchett
3. Naveen Andrews
4. Viggo Mortensen
5. John Stewart

bonus:

Tilda Swinton.

Posted by: peachfish at June 23, 2009 3:55 PM

1) Jason Dohring

2) Nathan Fillion

3) Simon Baker

4) James Spader (Kinky!sex)

5) Kristen Bell (Please, let it be a three-way with any of the above 4)

Posted by: Dudleys Mom at June 23, 2009 3:55 PM

Here's five people I'd like to see in a writhing, oily pile of filthy, filthy sex only to be smooshed into a puddle of goo by a fiery meteor:

Sean Hannity
Ann Whatsherfrickwiththecreepydeadeyesandgiraffeneck
Carlos Mencia
Tucker Carlson
Sarah Palin

Posted by: Skitz at June 23, 2009 3:56 PM

Alex the Odd Wedding? Wanna talk wedding bullshit??? When is yours? Haven't seen your blog lately.

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 23, 2009 3:56 PM

Optimus, I was TOTALLY going to put you on my list, but it's famous people!

You know you're always tied up in the basement of my heart!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 23, 2009 3:57 PM

Oh hells yes!

In no order:
Yvonne Strahovski
Rosario Dawson
Megan Fox (with a muzzle)
Olivia Munn (Attack of the Show... Look her up)
...and Emma Watson

Huh? I'd love me some Hermione. Tell me you wouldn't. OK, F you.

Posted by: logar at June 23, 2009 3:57 PM

I forgot Lee Pace! Shit!

Posted by: battgirl at June 23, 2009 3:57 PM

Now:
Clive Owen
Gael Garcia Bernal
John Hamm
Blair Underwood
Brad Pitt (Fight Club, Seven)

Days of Yore:
Pierce Brosnan (Thomas Crown Affair)
Jude Law (Talented Mr. Ripley)
Ewan MacGregor (Long Way Round, so wholesome!)
William McNamara (Stealing Home)
Michael Hoeffling (Sixteen Candles)
John Cusack (Say Anything)

Alas, they don't age well I guess. I like talk dark and handsome!

Posted by: amanda47 at June 23, 2009 3:57 PM

I'ma takin' a sixth: Sela Ward.
Ain't nobody else gonna mention her, so it won't matter, anyway.
My pupils dilated any and every time she was on the screen in House Season 2.

Posted by: Rykker at June 23, 2009 3:58 PM

1.Nathan Fillion now and forever
2. Kristen Bell
3. Amanda Seyfried (love the Veronica Mars girls)
4. David Tennant
5. Neil Gaiman

Posted by: yosafbridge at June 23, 2009 3:58 PM

Ryan Reynolds
John Krasinski
Nathan Fillion
Tahmoh Pinkett
Jason Segal

(I like tall guys)

Posted by: Jordan at June 23, 2009 3:59 PM

In particular bangable jello-wrestling order:

-James Purefoy
-Tony Soprano
-Salma Hayek
-Thomas Jane
-Daniel Craig (in character as James Bond)
-Ray Liotta (Goodfellas era Ray)
-Helen Mirren
-Joseph G-L
-Isla Fisher
-Bruce Springsteen

Posted by: Be Adequite! at June 23, 2009 4:00 PM

In particular bangable jello-wrestling order:

-James Purefoy
-Tony Soprano
-Salma Hayek
-Thomas Jane
-Daniel Craig (in character as James Bond)
-Ray Liotta (Goodfellas era Ray)
-Helen Mirren
-Joseph G-L
-Isla Fisher
-Bruce Springsteen

Posted by: Be Adequite! at June 23, 2009 4:01 PM

1. David Tennant

2. Nathan Fillion

3. Hugh Laurie

4. Christian Bale

5. Jon Stewart

RyRey gets no place on my list because he married EmptyEyes McGee.

Posted by: Nicole at June 23, 2009 4:02 PM

5. Ryan Reynolds
4. Daniel Craig
3. Robert Downey Jr
2. George Clooney
1. Christian Bale

Posted by: gem at June 23, 2009 4:02 PM

Optimus, I was TOTALLY going to put you on my list, but it's famous people!

You know you're always tied up in the basement of my heart!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 23, 2009 4:02 PM

Bradley Cooper
Ryan Reynolds
Alexander Skarsgard
Stephen Moyer
Erin Wasson

Posted by: Leese at June 23, 2009 4:03 PM

The problem, AtO, is that you picked the wrong thread to make your grand re-entrance. At this point, the 'Jibans are going to be completely fixated on the famous folk they want to bang, and their dirty, dirty thoughts, and unfortunately, cannot be distracted from that single-minded focus. Please don't give up on them yet. Try another thread (but it may have to wait a day, you know how these folks are with their fantasies...).

And I'm sure the angels will be here any moment.

Posted by: tamatha at June 23, 2009 4:04 PM

Ryan Reynolds
David Boreanaz
Hugh Jackman
Spike (Note: Not James Marsters - Spike)
Megan Fox (Mostly so I could smack her around a little. You know she'd let you.)

Posted by: Ashlie at June 23, 2009 4:05 PM

Ahhh! How could I forget my hotheaded new starship captain!

Chris Pine. Yum.

Makes me wish I was green.

VMG

Posted by: Notorious VMG at June 23, 2009 4:05 PM

Congrats dammitjanet! Mine's not til next year but try telling that to my mother!

My blog died a horrible, horrible death. My google checkout renewal of the domain name didn't go through and some random marketing company stole the domain name from me! Egads. So I just kind of.... let it go.

Of course this means the drinking game no longer has a webby home... plus I have been tempted to start it up again, I have had lots of emo and whiny things to say and no attention whorish outlet for them. This must be rectified!

Ok, it's back at a new address. Are you people happy now?!?!?!!!!

God it's good to be home.

Posted by: Alex the Odd at June 23, 2009 4:05 PM

In no particular order

1. Summer Glau
2. Anne Hathaway
3. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
4. Emma Stone
5. Olivia Wilde

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at June 23, 2009 4:06 PM

eyvi, damn the rules! Add on as you see fit! I gotta add Jason Segal 'cause...yum...

Posted by: Trouble at June 23, 2009 4:07 PM

In no particular order

1. Summer Glau
2. Anne Hathaway
3. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
4. Emma Stone
5. Olivia Wilde

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at June 23, 2009 4:08 PM

Top Five Sets Of Balls I Want On My Face (In Order)

1. Al Pacino (must go back to Scarface age)
2. John Leguizamo (must speak nasty Spanish)
3. Leonardo DiCaprio (must have stubble)
4. Colin Firth (must call me a "bad little girl")
5. Javier Bardem (must recite Pablo Neruda poems in Spanish)

Posted by: scorzi at June 23, 2009 4:08 PM

Tahmoh Penikett
Joshua Jackson
Ryan Reynolds
Kevin McKidd
Mike Rowe (it's dirty job, but someone's gotta do it)

Posted by: appwitch at June 23, 2009 4:08 PM

Huh, my list got eaten. Guess I have to do it over.

1. David Tennant

2. Nathan Fillion

3. Hugh Laurie

4. Christian Bale

5. Jon Stewart

RyRey doesn't get a spot because he married EmptyEyes McGee.

Posted by: Nicole at June 23, 2009 4:09 PM

BRADLEY COOPER

Nathan Fillion

Michael Weatherly

John Krasinski

Eric Dane

Posted by: Maggie at June 23, 2009 4:09 PM

In no particular order

Nathan Fillion
John Krasinski
Justin Long
Paul Rudd
Joseph Gordon Levitt

Posted by: Drake at June 23, 2009 4:10 PM

Ok, my list didn't get eaten. This computer sucks.

Posted by: Nicole at June 23, 2009 4:10 PM

Thank you, JULIE for being the only other sane person to include Jon Hamm. Seriously, what is WRONG with you people?

Posted by: figgy at June 23, 2009 4:10 PM

AtO AND a thread full of imaginary fucking?! Is it my birthday?!!

Congrats on the impending nuptuals, Alex :)

Posted by: Julie at June 23, 2009 4:11 PM

In no particular order...
Gentlemen:
James McAvoy
Alexander Skarsgård
Clive Owen
Johnny Depp
Robert Downey Jr.

Ladies:
Rachel McAdams
Isla Fisher
Megan Fox
Tricia Helfer
Eva Green

Posted by: Malin E at June 23, 2009 4:12 PM

In no particular order

Nathan Fillion
John Krasinski
Justin Long
Paul Rudd
Joseph Gordon Levitt

Posted by: Drake at June 23, 2009 4:12 PM

I didn't add him because of obvious afterlife situations, but I thought of Heath Ledger too. Miss you Heath. He always looked like he smelled really good.

Posted by: scorzi at June 23, 2009 4:13 PM

In no particular order

Nathan Fillion
John Krasinski
Justin Long
Paul Rudd
Joseph Gordon Levitt

Posted by: Drake at June 23, 2009 4:15 PM

Now:
Clive Owen
Gael Garcia Bernal
John Hamm
Blair Underwood
Brad Pitt (Fight Club, Seven)

Alas, they don't age well I guess. I like talk dark and handsome!

Posted by: amanda47 at June 23, 2009 4:15 PM

Tahmoh Penikett
Joshua Jackson
Ryan Reynolds
Kevin McKidd
Mike Rowe (it's dirty job, but someone's gotta do it)

Posted by: appwitch at June 23, 2009 4:17 PM

5. Ryan Reynolds
4. Nathan Fillion
3. Zachary Levi
2. Lee Pace
1. Zachary Quinto

Can I have them all at once?

Posted by: Junebug76 at June 23, 2009 4:18 PM

Morena Baccarin
David Tennant
Gina Torres
John Barrowman
Maggie Gyllenhaal

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at June 23, 2009 4:19 PM

In no particular order

Nathan Fillion
John Krasinski
Justin Long
Paul Rudd
Joseph Gordon Levitt

Posted by: Drake at June 23, 2009 4:19 PM

In no particular order, here are the five celebrities I'd most like to let teabag me:

1. Tahmoh Penikett
2. Chris Pine
3. Ed Westwick
4. Gerard Butler
5. Daniel Craig

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at June 23, 2009 4:19 PM

1. Zachary Quinto. As Spock, Sylar, whoever. This man could get it in a thousand ways.

2. Sendhil Ramamurthy. Kelsy, I know what you mean. He's one of the few men that I would actually describe as beautiful.

3. Neil Patrick Harris. He just looks fun.

4. Kristen Bell. Adorable and funny.

5. Johnny Depp. I don't need to explain this one.

6. The Rock. Preferably in a uniform of some type, maybe SWAT.

Orlando Bloom used to be on this list, but damnit; he cut his hair and that ruined him for me.

Posted by: Brie at June 23, 2009 4:20 PM

robert downey, jr.
bradley cooper
daniel craig
zachary quinto
colin farrell

gary oldman, javier bardem and alan rickman are my alternates!

Posted by: kelley at June 23, 2009 4:21 PM

1. Zachary Levy (gangly, slightly nerdy, and yet strangely H O T)
2. John Krasinski (cutie pie teddy bears cherry lollipops)
3. Bradley Cooper (the guy has a killer take-off-your-panties debauched grin - would probably slap him and then fuck his brains out)
4. Jon Hamm (but he would have to be coifed and dressed Draper style)
5. Paul Rudd (he would have to do the little dance he did in Role Models, only naked)

Posted by: astounded at June 23, 2009 4:22 PM

In no particular order

Nathan Fillion
John Krasinski
Justin Long
Paul Rudd
Joseph Gordon Levitt

Posted by: Drake at June 23, 2009 4:22 PM

Golly, is it that time of year again already?

1. Nathan Fillion, because my opinion of him has only gone up since last year.
2. Alan Rickman, preferably about 20 years younger but the way he is now would be fine too.
3. Since Dollhouse, Tamoh Penikett is the new first-stringer in my movie harem.
4. Chris Pine, in spite of myself, because he always looks so naughty.
5. Jake Gyllenhaal is still hanging in there. I want to make him cry.

Did it suddenly get really hot in here? I'll be in my b--I mean, I gotta go do some housework. Seeya.

Posted by: Jerce at June 23, 2009 4:24 PM

robert downey, jr.
bradley cooper
daniel craig
zachary quinto
colin farrell

gary oldman, javier bardem and alan rickman are my alternates!

Posted by: kelley at June 23, 2009 4:24 PM

In no particular order

Nathan Fillion
John Krasinski
Justin Long
Paul Rudd
Joseph Gordon Levitt

Posted by: Drake at June 23, 2009 4:24 PM

More Jews!

Seth Green!
Both Gyllenthals!
Peter Saarsgard!
Seth Rogan!
Jason Seagel!
James Franco!
Eva Green!
John Stewart!
Jessie Eisenberg!
Maya Rudolph!
Liev Schreiber!

CLIVE OWEN!!! (don't believe me? He described meeting his wife as "Schmalzy)

JEWS! Jew Jew fucking Jew!

Jew, fucking other Jews.

JEWS I'D LIKE TO FUCK

These people are all JILFS!

Posted by: Withnail at June 23, 2009 4:25 PM

Mmm, Tahmoh.... and ZQuint ... I'm gonna need a bigger list.

Nicole, I don't think your computer sucks... I think this diversion is breaking the internet.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 23, 2009 4:25 PM

In no discernible order...

Simon Baker
Justin Theroux
Daniel Craig
Jeffrey Donovan
Edward Norton

Posted by: Smokin at June 23, 2009 4:26 PM

Yvonne Strahovski
Alison Hannigan
Rachel Weisz
Kate Hudson
Elizabeth Mitchell

Posted by: TylerDFC at June 23, 2009 4:27 PM

Posted by: astounded at June 23, 2009 4:28 PM

Daniel Craig
Adam Baldwin
Zooey Deschanel
David Boreanaz
John Doe

Posted by: Lee at June 23, 2009 4:29 PM

More Jews!

Seth Green!
Both Gyllenthals!
Peter Saarsgard!
Seth Rogan!
Jason Seagel!
James Franco!
Eva Green!
John Stewart!
Jessie Eisenberg!
Maya Rudolph!
Liev Schreiber!

CLIVE OWEN!!! (don't believe me? He described meeting his wife as "Schmalzy)

JEWS! Jew Jew fucking Jew!

Jew, fucking other Jews.

JEWS I'D LIKE TO FUCK

These people are all JILFS!

Posted by: Withnail at June 23, 2009 4:31 PM

Gah! Replace Edward Norton with Bradley Cooper for my vote. I've been in love with him since the shaggy, scruffy Alias days, and I would be doing he and myself a disservice by not voting for him.

Posted by: Smokin at June 23, 2009 4:31 PM

Joshua Jackson
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Rufus Sewell
Nathan Fillion
Ryan Gosling

Posted by: PallasJay at June 23, 2009 4:33 PM

I want RDJ as an alternate. Oh, let's pick some ladies too, shall we?

No order:

Keira Knightley

Eliza Dushku

Natalie Portman

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Eve Myles

Posted by: Nicole at June 23, 2009 4:34 PM

Sorry for the double post guys - i think the internet is struggling to contain all the hot on this page and is going into overload. Poor thing can't help itself. or my computer is shite (quite possible - the bastard is always sabotaging me)

Posted by: astounded at June 23, 2009 4:35 PM

David Tennant
Hugh Laurie
Hugh Jackman
Clive Owen
Ian McShane

In no particular order.

Posted by: Lori at June 23, 2009 4:35 PM

I want RDJ as an alternate. Oh, let's pick some ladies too, shall we?

No order:

Keira Knightley

Eliza Dushku

Natalie Portman

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Eve Myles

Posted by: Nicole at June 23, 2009 4:35 PM

james franco
emile hirsch
jon hamm
jake gyllenhaal
christian bale

Posted by: shaine at June 23, 2009 4:36 PM

Karl Urban
Josh Homme
Nathan Fillion
Hugh Jackman
Jesse James

Despite my situation, I'm feeling the mens today.

AtOOOOOOOO!!!!! Welcome home, beautiful.

Posted by: boo at June 23, 2009 4:36 PM

Nathan Fillion
Jason Statham-Fortunately my husband looks alot like Jason Statham!!!
Ryan Reynolds
Simon Baker
Naveen Andrews

Posted by: tinksgirl at June 23, 2009 4:38 PM

1. Ryan Reynolds. (I thought the Proposal was a cute, above-average chick flick, and him chopping wood was the best part. mmmm....manly!)

2. Jason Dohring (just finished re-watching VM)

3. Paul Rudd. So cute. So funny.

4. Carter Oosterhouse. I like a guy that can build things, and look really good doing it.

5. Taylor Kitsch. I'm not so sure how great the conversations would be, but sooooo sexy. Rowr.

Posted by: ami at June 23, 2009 4:38 PM

1. Tricia Helfer
2. Jewel Staite - Kaylee from Firefly
3. Kristen Bell - Veronica Mars
4. Megan Fox
5. Monica Bellucci

Posted by: wandereraz at June 23, 2009 4:39 PM

5. Zachary Quinto
4. Javier Bardem
3. Robert Downey, Jr.
2. Joseph Gordon Levitt
1. Christian Bale. Always.

Posted by: Ellie Costello at June 23, 2009 4:39 PM

Men:
Christian Bale
Eric Bana
Viggo Mortensen
Clive Owen
James Mcavoy

Ladies:
the one&only Rachel Weisz

Posted by: boom! at June 23, 2009 4:39 PM

james franco
jon hamm
jake gyllenhaal
ryan reynolds
george clooney (always my boo)

Posted by: shaine at June 23, 2009 4:39 PM

I can't tell you how happy I am to see a complete lack of Robert Pattinson so far!!

Leaving out the obvious choices which have their own permanent positions that transcend a List (Johnny Depp, Nathan Fillion)...

Mars:
5. Ben Foster
4. Jason Schwartzmann (I don't know why but he really does it for me. Same with #3.)
3. Jemaine Clement
2. James McAvoy
1. Jack White

Venus:
5. Natalie Portman
4. Rachael Weisz
3. Eva Green
2. Michelle Williams
1. Tina Fey

Posted by: Eva at June 23, 2009 4:40 PM

No order required and most of these could be combined, depending on work.

Anna Faris
Salma Hayek
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Emma Stone
Kate Winslet

I feel like I've forgotten someone though...

Posted by: Angus at June 23, 2009 4:40 PM

In no particular order, here are the five celebrities I'd most like to let teabag me:

1. Tahmoh Penikett
2. Chris Pine
3. Ed Westwick
4. Gerard Butler
5. Daniel Craig

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at June 23, 2009 4:40 PM

5. Bradley Cooper
4. Tina Fey
3. Paul Rudd
2. Ryan Gosling
1. Ryan Reynolds

Posted by: jason at June 23, 2009 4:41 PM

THANK YOU Anna von Beaverplatz for throwing delicious little Ron Weasley into the mix!

Posted by: fenchurch at June 23, 2009 4:42 PM

ARRRGG, I thought I could keep it to five but I fail. In no particular order
1. Claire Danes
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Ayesha Dharker
5. Felica Day
6. Dichen Lachman
7. Rosario Dawson
8. Monica Bellucci
9. Alyson Hannigan
10. Tilda Swinton

Posted by: fionnlaech at June 23, 2009 4:42 PM

Chris Pine
Sam Worthington
Lee Pace
David Tennant

Hmm, the last spot is open. I used to be all about Jake Gyllenhaal, but he's just lost it for me now. And Joshua Jackson was a big deal at one point.

After reading all these comments though, I'm going with Seth Green too. He's adorable.

Posted by: Carrie at June 23, 2009 4:44 PM

You know, I feel like not nearly enough people have accepted David Tennant as their masturbatory lord and savior.

Posted by: Courtney at June 23, 2009 4:45 PM

If I were feeling vagippropriate:

Zoe Saldana
Yvonne Strahovski (I'm not looking up that spelling)
Rachel Weiss
Kate Winslet (always)
Katee Sackhoff

Posted by: Julie at June 23, 2009 4:46 PM

Ooh fun...

1. Gael Garcia Bernal (because of his pretty pretty mouth and his pretty pretty eyes)

2. Guillaume Canet (watch Love Me If you Dare/Jeux D'Enfants and you'll realise everyone needs a frenchman in their lives!!)

3. Gerard Butler (because I've always wanted a scotsman, Butler seems all rough & fun, the best kind of scotsman)

4. James Purefoy (the dude made out with Kevin McKidd - in the movie Bedrooms & Hallways - that alone is beyond hot! Also, the man looks mighty fine in a toga)

5. Tie between Johnny Depp & Leo DiCaprio (simple schoolgirl crushes that won't go away!! man do these guys age well)

Honorary mention: Colin Farrell, a man that hot (re: dirty) is worth every STD. And who doesn't love the Irish?

Posted by: Mona at June 23, 2009 4:48 PM

Men:
Zachary Levi
Jason Dohring
Christian Bale
Jensen Ackles
Jim Parsons

Ladies:
Rachel Weisz
Rachel Bilson
Yvonne Strahovski
Sarah Shahi
SWINTON!!

Posted by: scone at June 23, 2009 4:48 PM

1. David Tennant
2. James McAvoy
3. Bradley Cooper
4. Zachary Quinto (I've got a thing for Spock)
5. Hugh Laurie

And Done!

Posted by: Kiddo at June 23, 2009 4:49 PM

Posted by: fionnlaech at June 23, 2009 4:49 PM

1. Ed Helms.
(OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH.)

2. Demetri Martin

3. Nathan Fillion

4. James McAvoy

5. Robert Downey Jr.

So two of them haven't been mentioned so far... I have odd taste in guys sometimes.

Posted by: marebear at June 23, 2009 4:50 PM

Men:
Zachary Levi
Jason Dohring
Christian Bale
Jensen Ackles
Jim Parsons

Ladies:
Rachel Weisz
Rachel Bilson
Yvonne Strahovski
Sarah Shahi
SWINTON!!

Posted by: scone at June 23, 2009 4:51 PM

Do the comments fill up faster for this topic than any other? I think so. Here we go:

Joshua Jackson (R.I.P.)
Christian Bale
Zach Quinto
Eric Bana
Henry Ian Cusick
Nathan Fillion (as Captain Mal)

Posted by: Emily at June 23, 2009 4:51 PM

5. Paul Rudd
4. Zachary Levi
3. Neil Patrick Harris
2. Lee Pace
1. PATRICK WILSON (I want to have his babies!)

Posted by: travka79 at June 23, 2009 4:51 PM

1. Karl Urban - (preferably with Viggo because I'm a greedy girl)

2. Robert Downey Jr.

3. Jack Davenport

4. Viggo Mortensen

5. Alan Rickman - agrees with Jerce about the 20 years younger thing. *sigh*

Oh! and a girl for good measure:

6. Keira Knightley

Posted by: Vi at June 23, 2009 4:52 PM

1. Monica Bellucci
2. Natalie Portman
3. Megan Fox
4. Bridget Regan
5. Rachel Weisz

Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 23, 2009 4:52 PM

5. Bradley Cooper
4. Tina Fey
3. Paul Rudd
2. Ryan Gosling
1. Ryan Reynolds

Posted by: jason at June 23, 2009 4:53 PM

Men:
Zachary Levi
Jason Dohring
Christian Bale
Jensen Ackles
Jim Parsons

Ladies:
Rachel Weisz
Rachel Bilson
Yvonne Strahovski
Sarah Shahi
SWINTON!!

Posted by: scone at June 23, 2009 4:53 PM

Christian Bale
Eric Bana
Nathan Fillion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
James McAvoy

Posted by: Agent Scully at June 23, 2009 4:53 PM

5. Rachel McAdams/Mary Louise Parker/Summer Glau/Gabrielle Union/Elizabeth Banks - I couldn't just pick one of them, all of them are

4. Diane Lane - The lifetime achievement award. She has been hot for a long time and remains sexy as hell to this day. But now she's got a look in her eye that says "shut up, I know what I'm doing"

3. Amy Adams - Because she looks like she could rock your world and then you could take her to meet the family.

2. Emmanuelle Chriqui - Incredible body. And since I paid to see Zohan and watched some Entourage because of her, she might owe me.

1. Isla Fisher - Take a really hot redhead, give her a sense of humor and an Australian accent...you have the total package. I would probably kill for her...but only if it was like Spencer and Heidi or Tyra....I wouldn't want to kill a functioning member of society.

Posted by: Rubble44 at June 23, 2009 4:53 PM

Men:
Zachary Levi
Jason Dohring
Christian Bale
Jensen Ackles
Jim Parsons

Ladies:
Rachel Weisz
Rachel Bilson
Yvonne Strahovski
Sarah Shahi
SWINTON!!

Posted by: scone at June 23, 2009 4:53 PM

Jon Hamm
Christina Hendricks
Justin Theroux
Sam Rockwell
Amanda Seyfried

I was going to do Tina Fey instead of Amanda but she's been on this list before, so whatevs. Amanda's adorable!

Posted by: Shiva at June 23, 2009 4:53 PM

I'm not even gonna try and read all these....here are mine:
1. Joseph Gordon Levitt
2. Amanda Palmer
3. Johnny Depp
4. David Bowie
5. Neil Patrick Harris (yes, I know he doesn't swing that way. I don't care.)

Posted by: s. pisaster at June 23, 2009 4:53 PM

Seriously no Statham love???
The Rock
Jason Statham
Robert Pattison ( I want to do dirty things to his mouth)
Joan Jett
Ben & Jerry (threesomes count!)

Posted by: Casifer at June 23, 2009 4:54 PM

1- Lee Pace
2- James McAvoy
3- John Krasinski
4- Joseph Gordon Levitt
5- Jason Segal

Posted by: TWILLY at June 23, 2009 4:54 PM

Is it that time of year already?

Men:

1. Sam Trammel
2. Paul Rudd
3. John Krasinski
4. Taye Diggs (always)
5. Dev Patel

Ladies:

1. Indira Varma (always)
2. Kate Winslet
3. Tilda Swinton
4. Drew Barrymore
5. Meryl Streep

Posted by: Ling at June 23, 2009 4:55 PM

Hugh Jackman
Jeff Bridges (my one I am allowed to break my marital vows for)
Clive Owen
James McAvoy (oddly even as Mr Tumnous)
Russel Crowe (something about him tells me he would be fantastic in bed)

Posted by: Amanda at June 23, 2009 4:55 PM

No order required and most of these could be combined, depending on work.

Anna Faris
Salma Hayek
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Emma Stone
Kate Winslet

I feel like I've forgotten someone though... Yvonne Strahovski!

Right, I'm gonna swap Kate Winslet for Yvonne. No hard feelings, Kate, you've been at the top of this list for ages, so I put your name up without even thinking, then remembered how you kept on shouting "Gather!" when accepting awards earlier this year and that inner posh is just too much of a turn-off. Go raise your kids in peace.

Posted by: Angus at June 23, 2009 4:55 PM

David Beckham (always and forever my #1)
Jason Statham
Jon Hamm
James Franco
Robert Downey Jr.

Posted by: HB at June 23, 2009 4:58 PM

1. Bradley Whitford
2. Nathan Fillion
3. Joshua Malina
4. Dule' Hill
5. James Marsters (For one bout, he must use Spike's British accent. Then we can get to know each other as people, if we must. )

Ladies that would get my curiosity, ahem, aroused:

1. Christina Hendricks
2. Amy Acker
3. Kristen Bell
4. Liv Tyler (She always looks so happy, yet not smug, doesn't that sound fun in bed?)
5. Alison Janney

Posted by: Brook at June 23, 2009 4:58 PM

AtO, whoa! I love it when people come back. It will be good to see you around these parts again.

Now for my hard thought out list
1. Paul Rudd
2. Neil Patrick Harris
3. Sacha Baron Cohen (this one makes me feel a little dirty, and not entirely in the good way)
4. David Duchovny
5. Too many other posibilities, need to think about it more

Posted by: katy at June 23, 2009 5:00 PM

1. Joy Behar
2. Sherri Shepherd
3. Elisabeth Hasselbeck
4. Whoopi Goldberg
5. Barbara Walters

This would be an incubus-style arrangement with the objective of having my wife replace the departed ~~victim~~ hostess. It's her dream job (i.e., sitting in front of a camera and getting paid to talk smack for a couple of hours a day). I'd be taking one for the team.

I'm no good at parlor games.

Posted by: Che Grovera at June 23, 2009 5:00 PM

I completely forgot to add Vincent Cassel (and, frankly, his wife as well).

Posted by: PallasJay at June 23, 2009 5:01 PM

1. stephanie jacobsen
2. summer glau
3. ellen page
4. eliza dushku
5. angelina jolie

Posted by: capoeira girl v at June 23, 2009 5:02 PM

Jon Hamm
Christina Hendricks
Justin Theroux
Sam Rockwell
Amanda Seyfried

I was going to do Tina Fey instead of Amanda but she's been on this list before, so whatevs. Amanda's adorable!

Posted by: Shiva at June 23, 2009 5:04 PM

I hate going through these lists after I post...Ben Foster...mmmmmmm. I would break him I think.

Posted by: Smokin at June 23, 2009 5:05 PM

No real surprises here...

1. Felicia Day
2. Yvonne Strahovski
3. Kristen Bell
4. Anne Hathaway
5. Rachel McAdams

Posted by: Lou at June 23, 2009 5:07 PM

I hate going through these lists after I post...Ben Foster...mmmmmmm. I would break him I think. And Vincent Cassel makes me a 'lil weak in the knees.

Posted by: Smokin at June 23, 2009 5:07 PM

Tahmoh Pinkett

Natalie Portman

Diego Luna

Grace Park (I just finished BSG yesterday so it's on my mind)

Ryan Gosling

Posted by: brenia at June 23, 2009 5:11 PM

Johnny Depp
Colin Farrell
Alexander Skarsgard
Stephen Colbert
Jarvis Cocker- He's not really attractive but has a voice of pure sin

Posted by: ugh at June 23, 2009 5:11 PM

In no particular order...

Hugh Jackman
Neil Patrick Harris
Bradley Whitford
Sean Maher (you can all have your Captain Reynolds...I'll take Dr. Tam!)
Tina Fey (I figure if I can have a gay guy on the list, might as well put a lady too)

Posted by: stewey at June 23, 2009 5:13 PM

Penikett...sorry for the misspell. I hope it doesn't disqualify my vote.

Posted by: brenia at June 23, 2009 5:14 PM

5. Rachel McAdams/Mary Louise Parker/Summer Glau/Gabrielle Union/Elizabeth Banks - I couldn't just pick one of them, all of them are

4. Diane Lane - The lifetime achievement award. She has been hot for a long time and remains sexy as hell to this day. But now she's got a look in her eye that says "shut up, I know what I'm doing"

3. Amy Adams - Because she looks like she could rock your world and then you could take her to meet the family.

2. Emmanuelle Chriqui - Incredible body. And since I paid to see Zohan and watched some Entourage because of her, she might owe me.

Posted by: Rubble44 at June 23, 2009 5:16 PM

No particular order, here:

Robert Downey, Jr
Ryan Reynolds
Nathan Fillion
Colin Farrel
New Spock

Oh, the things I would do to New Spock...

Posted by: PaleoLithchick at June 23, 2009 5:16 PM

Jon Hamm
Karl Urban
Eric Bana
Patrick Stewart (shush)
Gary Oldman

Posted by: Bombom at June 23, 2009 5:17 PM

Jenny Lewis (she was in movies so I'm gonna count her)
Natalie Portman (I get a little turned on by that SNL Rap she did.)
Elizabeth Banks (Funny and SMOKING HOT)
Zooey Deschanel (we' probably spend most of the time cuddling)
Kristen Bell (She may be a little too petite... which is a concern.)

Posted by: Tanner at June 23, 2009 5:19 PM

I think mine are pretty much the same but oh well...
Nathan Fillion
Christian Bale
Mos Def
Gael Garcia Bernal
...and fuck it, I'll change one
Ryan Gosling

Posted by: jamiepants at June 23, 2009 5:25 PM

Zachary Levi

John Krasinski

Alexander Skarsgard

Ryan Reynolds

Taylor Kitsch

I really hope Mr. Skarsgard makes the list this yea. Not only is he Swedish, but I really want to see how many of the other staffers will own up to watching his "Foil Massacre of '09."

Posted by: Kayanne at June 23, 2009 5:25 PM

1. Denzel Washington
2. Karl Urban
3. Hugh Jackman
4. Bradley Cooper
5. Ewan McGregor

Posted by: Sophia at June 23, 2009 5:26 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal (vintage choice - he'll always be on the list)
Robert Downey Jr.
James McAvoy
Bradley Cooper
Chris Pine (of-the-moment choice; he and Zoe Saldana were sex personified in Star Trek)

Honorable Mentions:
Clive Owen
Jon Hamm
Jason Bateman
Lee Pace
Daniel Craig

And if we get a separate ladies' list:
Michelle Monaghan
Anne Hathaway
Rachel Weisz
Rachel McAdams
Penélope Cruz (preferably in Vicky Cristina Barcelona)

Posted by: whatBENwatches at June 23, 2009 5:27 PM

Trouble, Ok, but if we're gonna be bad we might as well go big. I've got a few more:

Bradley Cooper
Colin Farrell
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Vin Diesel
Jason Statham

Girl crushes? I have only two:
Scarlett Johanssan (Back off, it's my fantasy)
Cate Blanchett

Posted by: Eyvi at June 23, 2009 5:29 PM

1. Christian Bale
2. Edward Norton
3. Natalie Portman
4. James McAvoy
5. Zachary Quinto

Posted by: Lolo at June 23, 2009 5:30 PM

Definitely have to add Ben Foster & Seth Green to the list.

Also, Charlie Day & Rob McElhenney from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

My list needs a bit more estrogen other than Kristen Bell, so I would add Angelina Jolie (only in Tomb Raider or Gia costume) Halle Berry (still incredibly hot) and Christina Hendricks.

Posted by: Brie at June 23, 2009 5:32 PM

Padma Lakshmi
Michelle Wie
Halle Berry
Melissa Archer (Who? http://www.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/melissa-archer-shot.png )
"Princess Protection Project"

OK, OK, dammit, don't go calling CPS on me again ...

Shonna Tucker

(Who? http://onlineathens.com/athfest/galleries/kelly3/slides/062407 DriveByTruckers03_kl.jpg )

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 23, 2009 5:36 PM

Christian Hendricks
Tina Fey
Halle Berry
Eliza Dushku

... And Sean Connery, bitches! HE CAN HAVE ANYONE HE WANTS!

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at June 23, 2009 5:37 PM

1. Monica Bellucci
2. Henry Cavill
3. John Krasinski... I don't know why, but I love the smarmy, charming, smartass types and something about that crooked smile makes me want to bang him till he dies.
4. The guy who plays "Eggs" on True Blood... holy shit. And Bill. And Eric. Man candy all around.
5. Salma Hayek. I guess I'd give up my straight card to exotic brunettes with badass accents and bodacious curves- huzzah!

Posted by: AlexaCastro at June 23, 2009 5:38 PM

Since Nathan Fillmeup is my secret husband with whom I've made beautiful caramel babies with and Christian Bale is my hot-tempered-but-hotter-in-bed pool boy, I guess I'll go with these.

Hot Menz:

Joseph Gordon Levitt
Naveen Andrews
Josh Holloway
Haaz Sleiman
Chiwetel Ejiofor

Honorable mentions: Karl Urban, Mehcad Brooks, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Caleb Followill, Tony Leung, Idris Elba, Daniel Dae Kim. Josh Homme

The Ladies:

Eva Green
Rachael Weisz
Tina Fey
Selma Hayek
Morena Baccarin

Honorable mentions: Monica Belluci and Mila Kunis.

Posted by: jM at June 23, 2009 5:42 PM

1.Nathan Fillion now and forever
2. Kristen Bell
3. Amanda Seyfried (love the Veronica Mars girls)
4. David Tennant
5. Neil Gaiman

Posted by: yosafbridge at June 23, 2009 5:43 PM

Richard Armitage (Who has replaced Colin Firth on my list)
Timothy Olyphant
David Boreanaz
Ryan Reynolds
Jeffrey Donovan
Karl Urban
Zachary Quinto

My list was longer.

Posted by: DoubleH at June 23, 2009 5:44 PM

Robert Downey Jr
Clive Owen
Justin Kirk
James Spader
George Clooney

Posted by: ariella at June 23, 2009 5:49 PM

Robert Downey Junior
Penelope Cruz
Jason Segal
Paul Rudd
Nathan Fillion

Posted by: EmmaDilemma at June 23, 2009 5:49 PM

Ryan Gosling
James McAvoy
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Ewan McGregor
Micheal C. Hall

Dammmm 200+ comments in two hours. Who would have thought that this crowd would five free passes at their fingertips?

Posted by: WhatALush at June 23, 2009 5:50 PM

Bah I hate the IT list.
Every year I can easily come up with five fit women in the entertainment industry but would I want to get with them or think I had a chance? Not at all... they are just so unobttainable and ive forgotten how to dream.

Needless to say it was minutely easier to suspend disbelief in revenge of the fallen than it is in doing this task...

Posted by: jim of the lower case at June 23, 2009 5:56 PM

-Timothy Olyphant
-Jon Hamm
-Bradley Cooper (all dusty and bloody in Hangover, I must resort to LOLspeak and say NOM)
-Henry Ian Cusick, and he'd have to talk dirty
-and Nathan Fillion, always my #1 forever and ever I swear by his tightpants amen.

Current girl crushes are Zoe Saldana, Zooey and Emily Deschanel, and I'll always love Rosario Dawson.

Posted by: MG at June 23, 2009 5:56 PM

James McAvoy
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Taylor Kitsch
Zachary Quinto
Adrian Brody

Posted by: medea at June 23, 2009 5:57 PM

1. Kristin Chenoweth
2. Sarah Ramirez
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Johnny Depp
5. Gael Garcia Bernal.

Yes, in that order. Yes, I have the strangest taste in bangables.

Posted by: sheepeyes at June 23, 2009 5:58 PM

Michelle Monaghan
Mila Kunis
Kristen Bell
Zooey Deschanel
Isla Fisher

Posted by: Dev at June 23, 2009 6:00 PM

Y'all are sick. SICK! Then again, I've been reading this site voluntarily for several years, so I guess that says something about me. I'm more of a romantic, anyway, and these (in no order) are more like schoolgirl crushes (I'm actually still a young'un):

Ryan Gosling
Ryan Reynolds (until he married Miss Big Boobies)
Jake Gyllenhaal
Christian Bale
Johnny Depp
I thought about Heath Ledger, too.

And as for the ladies, I just admire them:
Cate Blanchett
Drew Barrymore
Rachel Weisz
Keira Knightley
Natalie Portman
Tina Fey
Isla Fisher
Cameron Diaz

Posted by: Katie (KP) at June 23, 2009 6:00 PM

Ooh, choices, choices. . .

In no particular order (mostly because I can't decide):

Alexander Skarsgård
James Purefoy
Daniel Craig
Eric Bana
Hugh Jackman

Posted by: Minty at June 23, 2009 6:00 PM

Christian Bale (Can he pull a record of two years in a row?!)
Nathan Fillion
Neil Patrick Harris
Paul Rudd
Peter Sarsgaard

Me and dorky men who frequently appear in indie movies go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Especially when peanut butter and chocolate covers their rippling muscles, or lack thereof.
And to get the heterosexual out of my bloodstream, Honorable Mention: Tina Fey.
You're welcome.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at June 23, 2009 6:04 PM

I knew I forgot one: Anne Hathaway.

Posted by: Katie (KP) at June 23, 2009 6:05 PM

Edward Norton (If I could go back in time to right after he filmed American History X)
Zachary Quinto
Ryan Reynolds
Jared Padalecki
Ryan Gosling

I like muscles.

Posted by: Melanie at June 23, 2009 6:05 PM

Emily Deschanel

Christina Hendricks

Kristen Bell

Tilda Swinton

Alexis Bledel

Posted by: FabMax at June 23, 2009 6:08 PM

(In no particular order)

Takeshi Kaneshiro
Ryan Reynolds
Timothy Olyphant
Jensen Ackles
Daniel Henney

Posted by: M at June 23, 2009 6:12 PM

Clive Owen
Ryan Gosling
Daniel Radcliffe
Seth Green
Edward Norton

Alternate (in case I injure one of the above five during play): Robert Downey Jr.

Bonus Girlpick: Portia DeRossi

Posted by: meaux at June 23, 2009 6:13 PM

Awesome, I was looking for a segue to describe my amazing Ryan Reynolds dream I had last night.

But first, here's my list:
5) Iker Cassillas (Spanish footballer, look him up, and you're welcome)
4) Jason Bateman
3) Jon Krasinski
2) Hugh Jackman
1) Ryan Reynolds, natch

Ok, now for my Ryan Reynolds dream. I had bought an awesome, rustic house and my family was helping me move my stuff in, so was Ryan Reynolds. On his way, my dad hit a tree with his truck, and somehow endangered birds ended up in my house, and Ryan and I were trying to catch and save them. We caught a few of them, so Ryan and I walked through a parking lot some woods to let them fly away. They were scared at first, so I though I had hurt them, but after a few agonizing minutes, they flew away triumphantly, and me and Ryan shared a 'moment'.
As we were walking back, Scarlet shows up and he suddenly turned into a jerk and didn't want to help me save the last few birds.

What does it mean Dustin?

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at June 23, 2009 6:23 PM

Oh, it's that time of year again!

No particular order because I'll take it when I can get it.

Robert Downey Jr
Johnny Depp
Ewan McGregor
Eric Bana
Jason Bateman

And, oh, what the hell-- a girl list too.

Rachel Weisz
Kate Winslet
Christina Hendricks
Tina Fey
Natalie Portman

And I'm now free to live another year in peace because I've vented all of that pent up tingly feeling.

Posted by: pereka at June 23, 2009 6:25 PM

1. Rachel Weisz
2. Natalie Portman
3. Jenna Fischer
4. Amy Adams
5. Isla Fisher

Why yes, I DO enjoy tiny redheads. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Abe Froman at June 23, 2009 6:29 PM

1. Jason Dohring
2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
3. Tahmoh Penikett
4. Taylor Lautner (the only reason I ever would watch Twilight)
5. Charlie Cox

Posted by: chole at June 23, 2009 6:30 PM

Nathan Fillion
James McAvoy
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Taylor Kitsch
Kristen Bell

Posted by: kt123 at June 23, 2009 6:30 PM

In no particular order:

Nathan Fillion (I know, redundant, but he's incredible)
Neil Patrick Harris
Alan Tudyk!
Johnny Depp
John Krasinski

Posted by: esme at June 23, 2009 6:34 PM

I can't believe nobody has picked the obvious choice.

Wilfred Brimley.

Oh my godtpous, the hot sweaty man love we could have in a trough of oatmeal and playing with those Diabeetus testing supplies. ROWR!

Posted by: admin at June 23, 2009 6:37 PM

Robert Downey Jr
Johnny Depp
Nathan Fillion
Adrien Brody
Edward Norton

Posted by: Victoria at June 23, 2009 6:37 PM

David Tennant
Nathan Fillion
Steve Martin
David Thewlis
Alan Rickman

Posted by: Nora at June 23, 2009 6:39 PM

Nathan Fillion
Robert Downey Jr
Johnny Depp
Bradley Cooper
Timothy Olyphant.

Hell, I scrap the first 4 if I could do Olyphant five times.

Posted by: courtney at June 23, 2009 6:40 PM

In order:

Karl Urban
Robert Downey Jr
Anne Hathaway
Simon Pegg
James Franco

Posted by: ladydi at June 23, 2009 6:44 PM

Paul Rudd
Jon Stewart
Anderson Cooper (yeah, I know, don't care)
Joel Mchale
Ioan Gruffud

Posted by: Erin S at June 23, 2009 6:45 PM

Okay, I'm back from my...housework.

What's that you say? Ladies? I hadn't considered ladies. Hmm...

1. Kate Winslet for her mind and her yummy-looking skin.
2. Elizabeth Banks.
3. Rosario Dawson, if she grins that grin from Sin City.
4. Jennifer Connelly, 'cause, woah.
5. America Ferrara.

Posted by: Jerce at June 23, 2009 6:46 PM

David Tennant
David Duchovny
Tahmoh Penikett
Nathan Fillion
David Duchovny's identical twin

Clearly, I'm a scifi nerd. When did this happen!?!?

Posted by: Lia at June 23, 2009 6:50 PM

Mens:
The Rock
Nathan Fillion
Jon Hamm
Jason Bateman
Johnny Depp

the ladies:
Eva Mendes
Christina Hendricks
Katee Sackhoff

That's all I can come up with, I'm down with the fellas.

Posted by: jazzhands at June 23, 2009 6:50 PM

Sela Ward,
Eva Green,
Monica Bellucci,
Emmanuel Chriqui,
Diane Lane

"A woman like that can teach a man a lot about himself."

Honorable mention for Megan Fox, for the much noted batshit crazy with boobies. But these others you'd remember.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at June 23, 2009 6:53 PM

Good lord, this is a toughie. Alright, in no particular order except that which my dirty thoughts dictate:

Robert Downey Jr.
Jensen Ackles
Michael Pitt
Edward Norton
Johnny Depp

David Duchovny almost makes the list, except it's Fox Mulder that my heart pines for. Oh, Fox.. Come to think of it, the same goes for Starbuck/Katee Sackhoff and Lex Luthar/Michael Rosenbaum (I'm sure MR is great in real life, but I only like him bald).

Posted by: Lisa at June 23, 2009 6:54 PM

1. Liam Neeson
2. Ewan MacGregor
3. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
4. James Franco
5. Liev Schreiber

Posted by: TryScience at June 23, 2009 6:56 PM

my one and only regret is that i don't have enough virginity to go around:

statham
gerard butler
vin
SHEEN
rdj
sean bean
hugh jackman
patrick wilson
david wenham
peter sarsgaard

yes, i know there are ten of them and yes, i know they are in order, from sticky sweaty donkey-punching butt sex to handjob in the bathroom of a home depot.

Posted by: gp at June 23, 2009 6:57 PM

1. Matthew gray gubler
2.Ben Whishaw
3.Joseph Gordon Levitt
4.Gaspard Ulliel
5.Robert Pattinson

Posted by: grace H at June 23, 2009 6:59 PM

Christina Hendricks
Lena Headey
Karen O
Jenna Fischer
Morena Baccarin

mmhmm.
I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: sailboat at June 23, 2009 7:00 PM

Jon Stewart
Kate Winslet
James Spader
Rachel Weisz
Wentworth Miller
Hines Ward from the Pittsburgh Steelers...hehe

Posted by: sugar booger at June 23, 2009 7:01 PM

James McAvoy
James Franco
Gavin Creel
Simon Pegg
RDJ

Posted by: Will at June 23, 2009 7:02 PM

The guys:
Christopher Eccleston
Christian Bale
Ryan Reynolds
Joshua Jackson
Tahmoh Pinkett

The girls:
Christina Hendricks
Amanda Seyfried
Billie Piper
Katee Sackhoff
Gina Torres

Posted by: mandasarah at June 23, 2009 7:04 PM

In no particular order:
Daniel Dae Kim (no Jin love? You total bastards!)
Nathan Fillion (he can never, ever do any wrong)
James Marsters (but he must be Spike...sorry James, that's just how I roll, sexy evil vampire yay)
Gerard Butler (just yummmm)
Neil Patrick Harris

As for the ladies:
Amanda Seyfried
Kristen Bell
Angelina Jolie
Olivia Thirlby
Monica Belluci

Posted by: DrunkPinkBat at June 23, 2009 7:06 PM

OH MUH GAWD, I totally forgot about Joel McHale. Sorry Hines, you's gettin' booted.

Posted by: sugar booger at June 23, 2009 7:08 PM

Michael Sheen
Nathan Fillion
Gerard Butler
James McAvoy
Eddie Izzard

Posted by: Ginger at June 23, 2009 7:08 PM

I don't envy whomever has to tally these!

Christian Bale
Paul Rudd
Sam Worthington
Ewan McGregor
Ryan Reynolds

Posted by: Melissa at June 23, 2009 7:08 PM

I'm only doing this list in case any of the celebrities out there just happen to look at the 3 millionth list down and look me up. Long shot, but hey, I'll bend over backwards for a good lay. Do you hear me? BEND OVER BACKWARDS.

1) Robert Pattinson - first grabbing a drink with, though, as he seems rather lonely...Poor guy.
2) James McAvoy
3) Dan Radcliffe - I'd be his beard.
4) Elijah Wood - his eyes, dammit. They are gorgeous.
5) David Boreanez - left over love from Buffy. Bastard made me cry so many times.

Posted by: popejenn at June 23, 2009 7:09 PM

Jared Padalecki
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Zachary Levi
Bradley Cooper
Paul Rudd

Posted by: kayz at June 23, 2009 7:10 PM

1. Simon Baker
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. Matthew Fox
4. Ed Norton
5. Hugh Jackman

Posted by: Chickaboom at June 23, 2009 7:10 PM

1. Molly Sims

2. Megan Fox

3. Jennifer Garner

4. Eva Mendes

5. Amanda Bynes

Posted by: JBeek at June 23, 2009 7:14 PM

Kristen Bell
Zooey Deschanel
Annie Clark (AKA St. Vincent)
Mary-Louise Parker
Christina Hendricks

Posted by: SkortBrun at June 23, 2009 7:18 PM

Only five? That's so hard to do...

...so I won't!

(in order)
Gary Oldman
Christian Bale
Johnny Depp
Clive Owen
David Bowie
Cillian Murphy
(notice a trend? British accents or can fake it really well.)
Neil Patrick Harris

And if I were a man (in order)
Kate Winslet
Maggie Gylanhaal
Rosario Dawson
Cate Blanchett
Tilda Swinton
Angelina Jolie (10lbs. ago)
Rachael Wiesz

Posted by: stardust savant at June 23, 2009 7:18 PM

1. jon stewart

and in no particular order:

james mcavoy
ewan mcgregor
clive owen
tim roth

Posted by: frauartemis at June 23, 2009 7:22 PM

Kate Winslet
Maggie Gylenhaal
Salma Hayek
Natalie Portman
Mila Kunis

Posted by: Big Daddy at June 23, 2009 7:25 PM

In no particular order:

Johnny Depp
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Nathan Fillion
Paul Rudd
Christopher Gorham

Honorable Mentions go to Lee Pace, Ian Somerhalder, Joseph Gordon Levitt and James Franco.

Posted by: Saint Saturn Sunshine at June 23, 2009 7:32 PM

Women:
1. Kristen Bell
2. Megan Fox
3. Natalie Portman
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. Ellen Page

Men:
1. Jason Dohring
2. James McAvoy
3. Zac Efron
4. Zachary Quinto
5. David Tennant

Posted by: Morganne at June 23, 2009 7:33 PM

OH AND Ewan McGregor, James McAvoy and Neil Patrick Harris.

Five is too small a number.

Posted by: Saint Saturn Sunshine at June 23, 2009 7:34 PM

Just couldn't limit myself to 5. Here is my list in no particular order:
-Sophia Bush
-Anne Hathaway
-Tina Fey
-Rachel Bilson
-Ellen Page
-Rachel McAdams
-Ilsa Fisher
-Mila Kunis

Posted by: Colyn at June 23, 2009 7:35 PM

Joel McHale
Christina Hendricks
Johnny Depp
Paul Rudd
and...I was going to say Dustin Rowles, but he shit all over BSG today, so I'll go with Jamie Bamber (aka Lee Adama).

Posted by: ECM at June 23, 2009 7:39 PM

Wahhh! Sorry! A most serious omission has been brought to my attention (via my own blog... how sad is that?). Revised list:

Men:
1. Sam Trammel
2. Alexander Skarsgard
3. John Krasinski
4. Taye Diggs
5. Dev Patel

Using the command-F, I discovered that two others had committed the same crime. Vmpiric powers of bamboozling, perhaps? I mean, if anyone's a real-life vampire, it's most definitely Alexander Skarsgard.

And the only reason I'm revising is for statistical reasons. I wouldn't want a false count to be my own fault.

@Kayanne: fuckin' foil massacre made my life complete.

Posted by: Ling at June 23, 2009 7:41 PM

Five is tough, so I'll go with a language motif.

1) Eliza Dushku
We have a heritage in common; she can speak Albanian to me.

2) Liv Tyler
She can speak Elvish to me.

3) Shakira
She can speak any of several languages to me.

4) Danica McKellar
She can speak math-nerd to me.

5) Scarlett Johansson
She can speak whatever she wants to me.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at June 23, 2009 7:43 PM

1. Paul Rudd
2. Nathan Fillion (the reason I clicked into this tread)
3. RDJr.
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Jon Stewart

Okay, I need to be alone for about half an hour...

Posted by: debbye at June 23, 2009 7:44 PM

Isla Fisher
Tricia Helfer
Bar Rafaeli
Sasha Grey
Jennifer Connelly

Merely for purpose of the list,
Cassel, Bernal, those types.

And I'd so go wilin' off Mariah Carey or Drew Barrymore or Mary Joe Fernandez if opportuned. I feel dirtier than a lot of you, but I know damn well I shouldn't. Might be overcompensating for Rowles putting mostly men on the list last year. Ah well, have your RDJ and Ry-ry and Capt. Mal.

Posted by: Jackseppelin at June 23, 2009 7:47 PM

1. Rachel Weisz
2. Allison Lohman
3. Eva Green
4. Kristen Chenowith
5. Evangeline Lilly

And Ryan Reynolds.
And Fillion.

Posted by: Sean at June 23, 2009 7:50 PM

As a dude, I've got to say that the ladies' freebies have been way more interesting than the dudes' freebies.

And more interesting than that is how many times Ms. Hendricks appeared as a ladies' freebie. Giggity.

Posted by: icecreammang at June 23, 2009 7:59 PM

Zooey Deschanel
Christina Hendricks
Rosario Dawson
Kristen Bell
Ellen Page

Don't stop believin'.

Posted by: Simon A at June 23, 2009 8:03 PM

5. Leonardo Dicaprio
4. James Franco
3. Ryan Reynolds
2. Ryan Gosling

1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Posted by: Annie at June 23, 2009 8:04 PM

Is it too late to change mine? Because I want to replace Reynaldo Giannechini (no one knows him anyway) and add a vote for John Krasinksi.

Posted by: figgy at June 23, 2009 8:05 PM

1. Jeffrey Dean Morgan - the bold and italicized version of RDJ tops my list this year, although really, pretty much all the cast of watchmen would do. Including pool justice.

2. David Tennant - this is really his last chance to make it onto the pajiba ten, isn't it? Considering it's his last year as The Doctor.
3. Kristen Stewart - because she's smarter than everybody thinks and because I covet her dirty hair
4. Christina Hendricks - because duh.
5. Lee Pace - because: The Fall, and also pie-maker withdrawal

P.S. http://images.apple.com/moviesxml/s/wb/posters/sherlockholmes_l200906221453.jpg

Posted by: jasper at June 23, 2009 8:10 PM

Dude. Currently the big ones are:

1. Jon Stewart
2. Adam Baldwin
3. Hugh Laurie

4. All three Top Gear Guys. If you need a name, let's go with Richard Hammond, because I'm predictable like that, but also - OLIVER! Plus, he's like a happy puppy. AND he likes dogs. But seriously, I'd take any.
5. Brian May (of Queen. Shut up, it counts.)

6-10. A bunch of other people (including Lee Pace, Christian Bale, David Tennant, Simon Pegg, Michael Palin - yes, I like the older guys. And he was ADORABLE when he was younger - Zachary Levi, John Simm, Philip Glenister, John Krazinski (err, spelling?), Dylan Moran, Trey Parker, Alan Tudyk, Patrick Wilson, ASH, and I'm just going to stop right there).

And let me just say I'm glad Yvonne Strahovski and Rachael Weisz are getting some love, because they are awesome. And purdy.

God this is so much more fun than studying for biology finals.

Posted by: dsbs at June 23, 2009 8:12 PM

5. Michael Madsen (circa 1991)

4. Ryan Gosling

3. Ian McShane (circa right fucking now)

2. Paul Rudd

1. Sam Rockwell

Posted by: Sarz at June 23, 2009 8:13 PM

Dammit, forgot Jennifer Connelly on my female list.

Posted by: stardust savant at June 23, 2009 8:15 PM

first, i vote for two separate lists- top 10 men and top 10 women. just seems fair.

and my list, in no particular order:

john krasinski
zachary quinto (but as sylar...please...oh please)
hugh laurie (the scruffier the better)
david boreanaz
robert pattinson (i know, i know... shut up)

that being said, i kinda figure that bale, depp and clooney are just givens.

Posted by: kel at June 23, 2009 8:18 PM

Nathan Fillion
Sam Elliott (Stipulation: I demand that he talk the entire time)
Mike Rowe
John Goodman (DON'T JUDGE ME!)
Keith Olbermann

Huh. Apparently I like 'em tall as hell. I would have Hugh Jackman on the list, but he's just so... nice. I really only want dirty things to happen when he's all gruff and hairy and damaged as Wolverine. 'Cuz I'm perverted, yo.

Posted by: Sarina at June 23, 2009 8:19 PM

Gordon Ramsey
James McAvoy
Robert Downey Jr.
Clive Owen
Ewan Mcgregor

Er, I guess I like Brits?

Posted by: AM at June 23, 2009 8:20 PM

@Ling GAH! I know right? Pam will be pissed. He needs a spanking.

Also, your list is sexy.

Posted by: Kayanne at June 23, 2009 8:33 PM

In no order:

Salma Hayek
Jennifer Aniston
Megan Fox
Halle Berry
Charlize Theron

Posted by: Mr. Rotinaj at June 23, 2009 8:42 PM

In no particular order:
Amanda Palmer
Christina Hendricks
Eva Green
Cate Blanchett
Katee Sackhoff

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at June 23, 2009 8:49 PM

1. Alexander Skarsgard
2. Gary Oldman
3. Alan Rickman
4. Nathan Fillion
5. James McAvoy

Posted by: CamillaV at June 23, 2009 9:01 PM

PS: Oh Kayanne and Ling, so true. Vampire foil massacre made my week. Not many men can pull that off and still make my hit list.

Posted by: CamillaV at June 23, 2009 9:03 PM

In no particular order:
Jason Segal
Tahmoh Penniket
Taylor Kitsch
Gale Harold
John Krasinski

Posted by: Manna at June 23, 2009 9:04 PM

Christina Hendricks
Rosario Dawson
Marisa Tomei (how am I the first to list her!?)
Gabrielle Union
Isla Fisher

Posted by: branded at June 23, 2009 9:07 PM

1. Leonardo motherfucking DiCaprio
2. Paul Rudd
3. Jensen Ackles, thank you Alex the Odd
4. Sendhil Ramamurthy - Heroes can fuck off, but oh god, Sendhil can fuck me
5. Adrian Pasdar - ditto

I'm gonna throw an honorable mention to John Krasinski, just because if I fucked him, that would mean the man I hugged Friday night actually was him, and I would appreciate very much my delusion being confirmed.

Posted by: SaBrina at June 23, 2009 9:07 PM

Tina Fey.

Amy Adams.

Ellen Page.

Zooey Deschanel.

Linda Cardellini.

...sigh...

Posted by: Daniel Hall at June 23, 2009 9:08 PM

1. Haaz Sleiman
2. Clive Owen
3. Nadine Labaki
4. Eva Green
5. Jeff Goldblum

Posted by: melete at June 23, 2009 9:09 PM

Speaking of Jim/Tim, Martin Freeman would be on this list back when The Better Office was on. I had the biggest effing crush on him. When he showed up doing porn in Love Actually, I almost had a stroke.

Posted by: SaBrina at June 23, 2009 9:11 PM

Joseph Gordon Levitt
Clive Owen
Robert Downey Jr.
Tim Roth
Cillian Murphy

Posted by: southwer at June 23, 2009 9:16 PM

The men:
Zachary Quinto
Christian Bale
Russell Crowe
Chiwetel Ejiofor
James Marsters

The women:
Kristen Bell
Angelina Jolie
Michelle Pfeiffer
Taraji P Henson

Posted by: villain's minion at June 23, 2009 9:18 PM

Women
5. Autumn Reeser
4. Angela Kinsey
3. Mila Kunis
2. Isla Fisher
1. Yvonne Strahovski

My men
5. Cam Gigandet
4. Jenson Ackles
3. Matt Damon
2. Brad Pitt
1. Jason Statham

Ms. WaterPolo demanded I list her men, so here they are.
5. Rob Pattinson
4. Zach Levi
3. Josh Jackson
2. Jason Dohring
1. Taylor Kitsch

Posted by: DemonWaterPolo at June 23, 2009 9:24 PM

1.) David Boreanaz

2.) Tahmoh Penikett (I think I spelled this right; Helo from "Battlestar Galactica")

3.) Josh Hollaway (Sawyer from "Lost.")

4.) Jason Statham

5.) Jason O'Mara who was on the American version of "Life on Mars."

And my Honorable mentions:

Gerard Butler
Ryan Reynolds--shirtless only, and not speaking.
Ricky Martin (yeah, I know he's "over" but I still think he is muy caliente.)
Simon West (He was in "Rome" and "Cranford")
Kevin McKidd (From "Rome" and now "Grey's Anatomy")
James Purefoy (Marc Antony from "Rome")
Blair Underwood

Posted by: Shawn at June 23, 2009 9:27 PM

Wait!

Diablo Cody.

I recant my vote for Zooey Deschanel if we're enforcing the limit of 5.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at June 23, 2009 9:28 PM

Noel Fielding
Nathan Fillion
Christina Hendricks
Kevin McKidd
David Tennant

Posted by: ALR at June 23, 2009 9:29 PM

Johnny Depp
Nathan Fillion
Don Cheadle
John Krazinski
George Clooney

Posted by: Lolly at June 23, 2009 9:29 PM

I'll add Javier Bardem (cause I'd like to fuck his voice)

Edward Norton

& Jason Staham

Posted by: villain's minion at June 23, 2009 9:31 PM

Jay Davidson
Alexander Skarsgard
Tilda Swinton
Luke Goss
Hugo Weaving

Posted by: Christie at June 23, 2009 9:34 PM

Ryan Reynolds
Nathan Fillion
Selma Hayek
Mia Kirshner
aishwarya rai

Now thats a list

Posted by: gilp at June 23, 2009 9:36 PM

The lads:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt x 3,000,000,000
NPH!
David Boreanaz
Jason Segel
Jason Dohring

The ladies:

Kristen Bell
Rachel Weiss
Angelina Jolie
Rachel McAdams
Evangeline Lily

I second kel's reccomendation, Rowles. Two separate lists, please!!! I've been hoping for that segregation every year--girls barely make it on your list; you have so much guy love around here.

Posted by: Kate at June 23, 2009 9:46 PM

Oh God, there's so many, but I'll pick ten (five of each, and why not?):

Nathan Fillion
Clive Owen
Jason Statham
George Clooney
Joaquin Phoenix

Angelina Jolie (I'm interested in those lips of hers)
Tilda Swinton
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Tina Fey
Mila Kunis

Posted by: naivehelga at June 23, 2009 9:47 PM

No particular order:

Jason Segel
Walton Goggins
John Krasinski
Will Arnett
Glenn Howerton

Posted by: Morgano316 at June 23, 2009 9:48 PM

Guys:
Alexander Skarsgard
Bradley Cooper
Zachary Quinto
Stephen Colbert
Michael Sheen

Ladies:
Jenny Lewis
Jenna Fischer
Kate Winslet
Michelle Williams
Amy Adams

Honorable Mention: Barack Obama

Posted by: jlynn9 at June 23, 2009 9:49 PM

Johnny Depp
Tom Waits
Kristen Bell
John Krasinski or however you spell his name
James Franco

Posted by: RubyRed at June 23, 2009 9:49 PM

Gillian Anderson

Tea Leoni

Lena Headey

Amy Acker

Felecia Day

Posted by: John W at June 23, 2009 9:50 PM

Paul rudd
Brad Pitt
Joseph Gordon levity
Ryan gosling
Jon Hamm

Posted by: thechaplain at June 23, 2009 10:05 PM

So apparently I have a type. In no particular order:

David Tennant
Clive Owen
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Paul Rudd
Robert Downey Jr.

with honorable mentions to Capt. Tightpants, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine circa XMen #1 and Ewan MacGregor when he doesn't have unfortunate Obi-Wan hair (perhaps circa Down With Love, zowie!)

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at June 23, 2009 10:07 PM

In no particular order:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Lee Pace
Jason Dohring
Ryan Reynolds
Christian Bale

Posted by: ruby at June 23, 2009 10:08 PM

Alright, if I'm not counting porn stars, the list goes as such...

Neil Patrick Harris

Ryan Reynolds

Trent Reznor

Jon Stewart

Dwayne Johnson

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at June 23, 2009 10:10 PM

James McAvoy
Zachary Quinto
Ryan Reynolds
Daniel Craig
Jensen Ackles

Also, Christina Hendricks and Christian Bale hold the 'Golden Sixth' position between my five and my boy's five as the ones we'd go halvsies on. Because, I've been informed, it's not gay if its fucking Batman!

Posted by: Darwinfox at June 23, 2009 10:11 PM

Tony Leung
Alan Tudyk
Jason Schwartzman
Lee Pace
Mary Louise Parker

Posted by: amber at June 23, 2009 10:19 PM

For a moment there I thought "Freebie" meant that you were going to deliver Fillion to my door! Sigh.

1. Nathan Fillion
2. Jason O'Mara
3. Zooey Deschanel
4. Christopher Eccleston
5. I hate to admit it, but that guy from Twilight. I don't remember his name right now, but that I suppose that really wouldn't matter. (and for the sake of my 'reputation', I have not seen the film, yet...)

Posted by: Samantha at June 23, 2009 10:24 PM

Paul Rudd
Joseph Gordon Levitt
James Franco
Nathan Fillion
and Chris Pine.
...Christian Bale lost his place on my list thanks to Terminator and reasons previously stated on agentbedhead.

Posted by: blergh at June 23, 2009 10:28 PM

Jeremy Davies
Ryan Reynolds
Paul Rudd
James McEvoy
Michael C. Hall (as Dexter, fresh off the kill)

Posted by: vk at June 23, 2009 10:33 PM

Annie Clark
Christina Hendricks
Monica Belluci (even though, let’s face it, she’s a little past it)
Neko Case
Zooey Deschanel

Posted by: Squrrox at June 23, 2009 10:39 PM

I'm happy to see more love for David Tennant this year...not seeing his name on peoples' lists always makes me die a little inside...

1. David Tennant
2. Nathan Fillion
3. Rupert Penry-Jones (god that man brings the pretty...and I don't even usually like pretty...)
4. Gareth David-Lloyd
5. Jude Law...

Hmm...that's a pretty Brit heavy list...maybe I just need to move there and be done with it...

Posted by: redfeathers at June 23, 2009 10:40 PM

let's face it i love every actress i 've ever seen
so i give you this list angelina jolie, the olson twins both of them,natalie portman and carrie fisher.

Posted by: Utah Dynamo at June 23, 2009 10:40 PM

Kristen Bell
Rashida Jones
Anna Faris
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Rosario Dawson

Posted by: Dexter Lake at June 23, 2009 10:50 PM

1. Jeff Hardy
2. Colin Farrell
3. Famke Janssen
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Bradley Cooper

Posted by: Gabs at June 23, 2009 10:55 PM

1. taylor kitsch
2. ryan gosling
3. edward norton
4. robert downey jr.
5. sam rockwell

[the rest of my list of 10 (we get 10 in my house) is all sports:

1. raphael nadal
2. barry zito
3. brandon dubinsky
4. josh beckett
5. grady sizemore]

Posted by: kc at June 23, 2009 10:57 PM

Let's do this:

Jason Bateman
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Zach Galifianakis
Lee Pace
Ken Leung

...Wow, I really don't have a "type", do I?

Posted by: Another Jen at June 23, 2009 11:01 PM

1. Kate Winslet (as always)
2. Rachel Weisz
3. Rachel McAdams
4. Jayma Mays
5. Clare Danes

Posted by: Bistro at June 23, 2009 11:04 PM

Guys:

Tahmoh Penikett
Joshua Jackson
Patrick Wilson
Kevin McKidd
Mike Rowe (it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it)

Girls:

Kandyse McClure
Pauley Perrette
Mary McDonnell
Kate Winslet
Billie Piper

Posted by: appwitch at June 23, 2009 11:05 PM

5) Ewan McGregor
4) Maggie Gyllenhaal
3) Cillian Murphy
2) Ryan Gosling
1) Josh Peck

Posted by: Michelle at June 23, 2009 11:06 PM

Lee Pace
Kevin Grevioux
Nathan Fillion
Adrian Brody
The Rock

Posted by: zyzzyva at June 23, 2009 11:10 PM

As taken from a g-mail chat where me and the SO agreed on terms and conditions:

Jake Gyllenhaal
Brad Pitt
Michael Vartan (as long as he's speaking French)
Michael Owen
Donncha O'Callaghan (Irish rugby player, to explain for those of you who are American and thus follow the wussy version of rugby with the 80 lbs of padding)

And the SOs top 5 (since he's a pajiban-in-law):

Jake Gyllenhaal
Tom Welling
Matt Czeuchry
Noah Wyle
Milo Ventimiglia

I like to think it's kinda nice that we share at least one "list" person. I also like to overlook his Gilmore Girls obsession in favour of his other, better qualities.

Posted by: Shay at June 23, 2009 11:10 PM

Rachel Weisz
Kate Winslet
Freema Agyeman
Isla Fisher
Christina Hendricks

Posted by: mightygodking at June 23, 2009 11:10 PM

Oh, and in the interest of being gender neutral:

1) Eliza Dushku
2) Famkke Jansen
3) Monica Belluci
4) Kristen Bell
5) Lauren Graham

Posted by: Shay at June 23, 2009 11:15 PM

Um, I refuse to be limited to only five.
Ten (mostly) TV guys:
Jamie Bamber
Nathan Fillion
Lee Pace
John Krasinski
Dominic West
Tahmoh Penikett
David Boreanaz
Zachary Levi
Jason Bateman
Rob McElhenney
Joshua Jackson

Ten (mostly) Movie guys:
Ewan McGregor
Paul Rudd
Johnny Depp
Robert Downey Jr.
Ryan Reynolds
Christian Bale
Jake Gyllanhaal
Leonardo DiCaprio
James McAvoy
Simon Pegg

Chicks, man:
Rosario Dawson
Isla Fisher
Tina Fey
Rachel Weisz
Kate Winslet

Posted by: AbbyNormal at June 23, 2009 11:15 PM

Robert Downey, Jr

Gael Garcia Bernal

Ryan Gosling

Timothy Olyphant

And with a bullet, George Clooney

Posted by: barabajagalla at June 23, 2009 11:18 PM

ahh yes - love it!

Girls:
1. Natalie Portman (will always always be nr. 1, I just realized that)
2. Rachel MacAdams (so pretty and fresh faced)
3. Zooey Deschanel (my type really, very pretty and arty)
4. Eva Green (so beautiful, and we can speak Swedish together)
5. Rachel Weisz (sultry and beautiful)

Guys:
1. Gael Garcia Bernal (wish I was that handsome, damn you!)
2. Justin Timberlake (my man crush for a long time)
3. Cillian Murphy (makes me tingle a little bit too much)
4. Jude Law (very smooth)
5. Javier Bardem (tall, dark and handsome)

Posted by: Ari at June 23, 2009 11:23 PM

Damn, Nathan Fillion looks gorgeous in that photo up there. I can't stop staring at it.

Posted by: figgy at June 23, 2009 11:23 PM

Also, I can TOTALLY SEE HIS NIPPLE OMG.

Posted by: figgy at June 23, 2009 11:24 PM

Oh and I don't know if it counts but I would totally bang Max Talbot from the Pittsburgh Penguins. HAWT.

Posted by: AbbyNormal at June 23, 2009 11:26 PM

Oh yeah, ladies:

Natalie Portman
Rachel Weisz
Evangeline Lilly
Anne Hathaway
Rashida Jones

Posted by: Another Jen at June 23, 2009 11:35 PM

1. Nathan Fillion
2. George Clooney
3. David Duchovny
4. Paul Rudd
5. Hugh Laurie

Posted by: Scourgie at June 23, 2009 11:36 PM

oh! Can I take off Hugh Laurie and add Joel McHale? Damn, he's tall.

Posted by: Scourgie at June 23, 2009 11:37 PM

When I was a younger malikvlc, I lost many hours contemplating the chances of hooking up with Naomi Campbell or Tyra Banks, or both! Not the everyday smitten-with-a-supermodel contemplation, no siree, this was borderline stalker contemplation. Because I knew, KNEW that we were meant to be!

Much later, and somewhat wiser, I discovered the indisputable hotness that is Rosario Dawson and thought I had discovered true nirvana. Was it her mischievous eyes? That incredibly wide mouth? That body? Something less tangible? Whatever the cause, she ruled the roost for many a... night's furious contemplation...

Until Tina Fey entered my life. Not literally of course (not yet). And not even with a bang. No, hers was a more subtle power to distract. Maybe I was attracted to her mind, as well as her body and face? Certainly, this was a mature thing. Because she made me feel like a man.

And so would my tale end, except my latest love, Monica Belluci, has pitched a tent on the field of my affections. Godtopus as my witness, this woman deserves a statue erected in her honour! I could hand her the Bible, have her read it aloud, and angels would lose their halos trying to get in her panties. That accent! That body! That barely hidden lust for me! She wants me so bad, she doesn't even have the strength to admit it. Yet.

But don't take my word for it - go out and rent Shoot 'Em Up, forward the movie to the 47 minute mark, and look closely into her eyes. They dubbed her voice there, but when you read the lips, she's saying, "I'm coming for you, Malikvlc!"

Posted by: malikvlc at June 23, 2009 11:39 PM

Mmmmm... Michael Sheen. I would gladly be the chocolate in that glass of milk.

Posted by: jM at June 23, 2009 11:45 PM

Natalie Portman
Tina Fey
Sarah Silverman
Mila Kunis
Ryan Reynolds (He's just too pretty, damn it!)

Posted by: Bald Chef at June 23, 2009 11:50 PM

Kristin Kreuk
Olivia Munn
Amy Acker
Yvonne Strahovski
Mila Kunis

Posted by: Dave at June 24, 2009 12:00 AM

My friends and I just did this the other week, but we got to pick a Top Ten. So, here were my top 5:
1. Clive Owen
2. Taylor Kitsch
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
5. Tahmoh Penikett

Posted by: Aubsbobs at June 24, 2009 12:14 AM

Keanu Reeves
Christian Bale
Robert Pattinson
Cillian Murphy
David Beckham

Posted by: Elizabeth at June 24, 2009 12:16 AM

Kyle Chandler
Ryan Gosling
Tahmoh Penikett
Robert Downey, Jr.
Dev Patel

Posted by: Becca at June 24, 2009 12:20 AM

Salma Hayek
Megan Fox
Minka Kelly
Marisa Miller
Kate Beckinsale

Posted by: L.O.V.E. at June 24, 2009 12:35 AM

my always number one: Gary Oldman
also always on the list: Jason Schwartzman
new: James McAvoy
also new: Justin Long
and then the last spot could be filled in with either:
johnny depp, clive owen or james franco...you can't lose!

Posted by: maxpurr9 at June 24, 2009 12:40 AM

Maynard James Keenan
Robert Downey, Jr.
Jared Padalecki
Michael C. Hall
Thomas Haden Church

Posted by: hollydiggity at June 24, 2009 12:50 AM

Tina Fey.
Anne Hathaway.
Salma Hayek.
J.K. Rowling.
Rachel Weisz

Posted by: Lucas at June 24, 2009 12:52 AM

...This is very difficult for me but here it goes:

1. Ewan McGregor (always and forever)
2.Gael Garcia Bernal
3.Jason Schwartzman
4.Ryan Gosling
5. James MacAvoy

And there you have it...my soul hurts a little for only choosing 5. If you'll excuse me I must go apologize to my boyfriend Colin Firth.

Posted by: Burly at June 24, 2009 1:03 AM

I feel like I should have put Amy Adams on my list. Oh well.

Posted by: Lucas at June 24, 2009 1:11 AM

See, I feel like I'm breaking the rules if I list 5 with both genders. Let me try just 5.

In no real order...

Maggie Gyllenhaal
Daniel Craig
Allison Janney
Salma Hayek
Hugh Jackman

(but I really want to add Monica Bellucci, Rosario Dawson, Anthony Bourdain, Noel Gallagher, and Hugh Laurie too. This parenthetical isn't cheating the rules. I swear.)

Posted by: Sara at June 24, 2009 1:14 AM

In no particular order:

Kate Winslet
Monica Bellucci
Rachel Weisz
Scarlett Johansson
Christina Hendricks

Posted by: Mr. Figgy at June 24, 2009 1:18 AM

I can't believe you like Johansson. *shakes head*

Posted by: figgy at June 24, 2009 1:21 AM

Female:

Hilary Duff
Sarah Silverman
Sofia Bush
Yvonne Strahovski
Anna Faris

Male:

Chris Evans
Ryan Renoylds
Zachary Levi
Channing Tatum
Jason Statham

Posted by: returnofthesmith at June 24, 2009 1:28 AM

James MacAvoy
Cillian Murphy
Johnny Lee Miller (circa 1996, if I had a time machine)
Ryan Gosling
Matthew Macfadyen

In no particular order, and you can see I have a weakness for Scottish/Irish/British accents.

Posted by: Shell'sBells at June 24, 2009 1:28 AM

Both genders. I love this thread.

James Spader
David Tennant
Anthony Bourdain
Javier Bardem
Cillian Murphy

Christina Hendricks
Tina Fey
Zooey Deschanel
Kate Winslet
Cate Blanchett

Posted by: Chitch at June 24, 2009 1:29 AM

Oh no... I forgot Nathan Fillion. I'll have to substitute him for Johnny Lee Miller. Really, the man deserves to win twice.

Posted by: Shell'sBells at June 24, 2009 1:31 AM

Forgot Lee Pace and Tahmoh Penikett!!!!!

Posted by: returnofthesmith at June 24, 2009 1:32 AM

Christina Hendricks
Angelina Jolie
Holly Hunter
Salma Hayek
Lauren Graham

Posted by: LwoodPDowd at June 24, 2009 1:32 AM

Jon Hamm
Hugh Jackman
Christina Hendricks
James McAvoy
Bradley Cooper

Posted by: DivineGigi at June 24, 2009 1:40 AM

*I* can't believe you like Giannechini!

Posted by: Mr. Figgy at June 24, 2009 1:40 AM

You don't even KNOW him. Also I changed him for John Krazinski.

Posted by: figgy at June 24, 2009 1:42 AM

Jon Hamm
Robert Downey, Jr
Eric Bana
Daniel Craig
Idris Elba

Posted by: Kamchatka at June 24, 2009 1:44 AM

Also, it's not as if we're picking these people for their acting prowess.

Although I suppose a little acting might not be COMPLETELY out of place...

Posted by: Mr. Figgy at June 24, 2009 1:47 AM

Oh, shush. Go make me a sandwich.

Posted by: figgy at June 24, 2009 1:57 AM

Kevin McKidd
Cillian Murphy
Lee Pace
Tahmoh Penikett
Zachary Quinto

Posted by: NoDice at June 24, 2009 2:03 AM

Permission Granted:
Jeff Goldblum
Robert Downey Jr.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Johnny Depp
Peter O'Toole

No Permission Needed:
Dr. Frank N. Furter

BONUS...
My Ususal To Go Order:
Ben Stiller with a side of Bacon

Posted by: goddessdelatte at June 24, 2009 2:10 AM

John Krasinski
Liam Neeson
Djimon Hounsou
Ryan Reynolds
Jason Segal (He just seems so sweet)

I think I notice a trend (my boyfriend is 6'6)...

Posted by: Amy at June 24, 2009 2:18 AM

1. Stephen Colbert
2. Conan O'Brien
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal
4. Bruce Campbell
5. Mark Harmon

Posted by: Chamalla at June 24, 2009 2:28 AM

1. Unquestionably Scar-Jo
2. Natalie Portman
3. Claire Danes
4. Freida Pinto
5. Megan Fox (though she'd be getting the gag)

They could get it.

Posted by: JQ at June 24, 2009 2:31 AM

No Daniel Day Lewis love?

Jason Schwartsman
Clive Owen
Bear Grylls
Hugh Laurie

Posted by: Raine at June 24, 2009 2:50 AM

1. Taylor Kitsch
2. Taylor Kitsch (he counts twice and would be the only one I would seriously try to have sex with if I ever actually met him)
3. John Krasinski
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Ben McKenzie

Alternates (in case any of the above would become incapciatated): Michael Vartan, speaking in any language he wants, and James Franco

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at June 24, 2009 3:20 AM

Christina Hendricks
January Jones
Peyton List (Jane Siegel)
Jon Hamm
John Slattery

*hums the MadMen opening theme*

Posted by: Thaf at June 24, 2009 3:29 AM

1.Alex O'Loughlin
2.Zachary Quinto
3.Jared Padalecki
4.Zachary Levi
5.Shemar Moore (Don't Ask)

Ladies
1.Salma Hayek
2.Halle Berry
3.Megan Fox
4.Aishwarya Rai
5.Bipasha Basu

Posted by: sophie at June 24, 2009 3:31 AM

SHIT YES.

In no particular order:
Clive Owen
Cillian Murphy
David Tennant
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Richard Armitage
Lee Pace

Runners up include the various older men that could melt me with their speaking voices alone...so I'll leave that alone. For safety, you know?

Posted by: kalexal at June 24, 2009 3:33 AM

Daniel Craig
Rosario Dawson
James Marsden
Harrison Ford
Jon Stewart

Posted by: FutureQuest at June 24, 2009 4:08 AM

In no particular order:

Benicio Del Toro
Jake Gyllenhaal
James Franco
Jon Hamm (in costume please)
Julian Ovenden (also in costume please)

ULTIMATE SEXUAL FANTASY: Timothy Dalton 26 years ago in costume and character (it's all about the character) as Mr. Rochester. MR. ROCHESTER! Cue 1840s porno music...

Posted by: Alayna at June 24, 2009 4:41 AM

In no particular order...

Eric Bana
Sam Rockwell
Zachary Quinto
Michael Sheen
Paddy Considine

Oooh yes...

Posted by: Kittypants at June 24, 2009 4:43 AM

Paul Rudd (Ruddy rudd me all over)
Robert Downey, Jr
Jon Stewart (Everything he says or does.. ever.)
Alan Rickman (Just talk to me, slowly, forever.)

and Maggie Gyllenhaal (Stranger than Fiction.)

Posted by: intrepidflower at June 24, 2009 5:01 AM

Despite reading Pajiba for years, this is the first time I've felt the need to comment. I dread to think what that says about me really. But anyway, here we go...

1. David Tennant
2. Ewan McGregor
3. Adrien Brody
4. Daniel Craig
5. Zooey Deschanel

Posted by: sevenstories at June 24, 2009 5:25 AM

My freebies:
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Adam Copeland (He's a wrestler. Named 'Edge'. Leave me alone. He makes me all aflutter.)
Hugh Laurie
Zachary Levi
Lee Pace

My 'I'd totally turn gay for them' freebies:
Mary Louise Parker (umm, I think the TV Whore said it best re MLP: good gracious, ass bodacious!)
Sarah Chalke
Blake Lively
Liv Tyler
Leighton Meester

Posted by: JJ McClay at June 24, 2009 5:33 AM

i have some unusual picks that aren't these, but i'm going to use my votes for people who might actually win.

1. taylor kitsch
2. robert downey jr.
3. james franco
4. javier bardem
5. cillian murphy

Posted by: celery at June 24, 2009 6:00 AM

i was surprised that there weren't more votes for collin farrell.

Posted by: celery at June 24, 2009 6:02 AM

Johnny Depp (my love for you only grows stronger)
Hugh Jackman (but only as wolverine... believe me he will need those instantaneous healing powers)
Idris Elba
Javier Bardem
Pam Grier

Posted by: kaybie at June 24, 2009 6:11 AM

In no particular order...

Paul Rudd
Christian Bale
Sam Rockwell
Ewan McGregor
James Franco

done and done.

Posted by: missh at June 24, 2009 6:46 AM

Can I just get a yay for Kristen Chenoweth being on somebody else's list, not just mine?! Yay!

Posted by: sheepeyes at June 24, 2009 7:05 AM

Nathan Fillion
Seth Green
James McAvoy
Jon Stewart
Jason Schwartsman

Posted by: kirstie at June 24, 2009 7:17 AM

Ryan Reynolds
Gerard Butler
Bradley Cooper
James McAvoy
John Hamm

Posted by: lb at June 24, 2009 7:33 AM

Bradley Cooper
Michael Vartan (Okay, I watched a LOT of Alias during my developmental years)
Ryan Reynolds
Peter Krause
Paul Rudd

And, obviously, the future Sherlock Holmes. In his Sherlock Holmes costume.

Posted by: Lizzle at June 24, 2009 8:01 AM

Christian Fucking Bale (I am fucking undeterred!)
Adrien Brody (especially if he comes with the wardrobe from Brothers Bloom)
Christina Hendricks (Awooooga! Awoooooga!)
Casey Affleck (with that dude from Burn Notice as a pinch hitter if needed)
Zooey Deschanel (she's so purrrrrty)

Posted by: Codger at June 24, 2009 8:06 AM

Not too much diversity around here, I see. In no particular order:

The Rock
Naveen Andrews
Jensen Ackles
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Larenz Tate

Posted by: Shazza at June 24, 2009 8:09 AM

Oh no! Forgot to add Gael Garcia Bernal to the list (oh, Gael. Marry me.) as well as Richard Armitage, Rupert Penry-Jones and Hugh Laurie. How could I ever forget?

Posted by: CamillaV at June 24, 2009 8:29 AM

1. Natalie Portman
2. Mila Kunis
3. Rachel McAdams
4. Hayden Panettiere
5. Richard Dean Anderson

Posted by: Chugga at June 24, 2009 8:33 AM

- Zooey Deschanel (the eyes)
- Isla Fisher (sense of humor is a huge turn on)
- Christina Hendricks (she looks very naughty)
- Selma Hayek (oozes sex)
- Megan Fox (my mouth literally dropped when I saw her in Transformers)

Ooops! Workwood!

Posted by: Kballs at June 24, 2009 8:34 AM

My wee computer couldn't handle this list yesterday and crashed TWICE while trying to post. Here I go again:

Christian Bale
Eric Bana
Nathan Fillion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
James McAvoy

Posted by: Agent Scully at June 24, 2009 8:49 AM

the studs:
Daniel Craig
Ryan Reynolds
Cam Gigandet
Aaron Eckhart
Josh Holloway

the ladies:
Kate Winslet
Marley Shelton
Helena Bonham Carter
Evangline Lilly
Ellen Page

Posted by: jeremy at June 24, 2009 8:58 AM

oh shit, we were allowed to have musicians? i thought it was just movies/tv.

that would be a much different (and hotter) list.

Posted by: celery at June 24, 2009 8:59 AM

It seems that the spirits of Pajiba see fit to repeat tons of posts, ... gonna be hard to keep the voting straight! Especially with all of the mixed lists...

MEN:
1. Hugh Laurie
2. Rupert Grint (shoutout to my fellow Weasley lovers!)
3. Naveen Andrews
4. Peter Sarsgaard
5. Ryan Reynolds

WOMEN:
Rachael McAdams
Isla Fischer
Elisha Cuthbert

GROUP Scenario:
Flight 815. Between Josh Holloway and Dominic Monaghan, I wouldnt even mind a little Jorge Garcia!

Posted by: Patty O'Green at June 24, 2009 9:24 AM

Rosario Dawson
Amber Benson
Alison Hannigan
and
Gigi Edgly are all tied for number 2, but my perennial number 1 still is...
Claudia Black since 1997

Posted by: Adam C at June 24, 2009 9:25 AM

Guys:
Christian Bale
Sam Worthington
Nathan Fillion
Ryan Reynolds
Lee Pace (maybe I'm the only one that finds him adorable)

Chicks:
Rosario Dawson
Helena Bonham Carter
Zooey Deschanel
Mila Kunis
Natalie Portman

Posted by: greenblue at June 24, 2009 9:27 AM

hmmm...

1. Mila Kunis - hated her in that 70's show, but Forgetting Sarah Marshall really, really, no really, really?, Yeah really made me dig her.

2. Salma Hayek - Does this need an explanation?

3. Keira Knightley - Yes she's not the most female person on the planet, but I'd LOVE to do dirty things to that pouty mouth and those abs. Oh the abs.. grrr.

4. Mila Jovovich - Possibly not the greatest actrice that ever walked the earth, but I'll be damned if she ain't pretty.

5. Megan Fox - Well come on! I'm only human you know.

Honorable mentions: Lynn Collins (thanks shitty wolverine movie!), Michelle Monaghan, Christina Ricci (loved her since I was a kid), Kate Winslet.

Posted by: DJSoulglo at June 24, 2009 9:31 AM

In no particular order:

Christian Bale (as long as he doesn't use his Batman voice)

David Tennant

Lee Pace (oh, those eyebrows!)

Johnny Depp

Clive Owen

Posted by: Ruckus at June 24, 2009 9:33 AM

David Tennant
Christian Bale
Anthony Bourdain
Robert Downey, Jr
Johnny Depp

*and soon-to-be-mr ariel, if you're
reading this, i don't believe
in freebies either. love you!*

Posted by: ariel at June 24, 2009 9:33 AM

It took me a bit longer to come up with my ladies list.

5. Jewel Straite (really, I could be up for accommodating the whole cast of Firefly)
4. Alyson Hannigan
3. Christina Ricci
2. Kate Winslet
1. Lucy Lui

Posted by: Quorren at June 24, 2009 9:34 AM

Nathan Fillion, of course. Oh Captain, my Captain... c'mere!!

Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yes, even after all the dead-Denny-fucking. He's just that hot.

Jensen Ackles. The only actor I've met who's made my stomach actually flip. I could stare at that face for hours. From underneath. Or on top, I'm not fussy.

Adam Baldwin. Yeah yeah, right-wing, whatever. I'd still climb him like a tree.

Jared Padalecki. Just completing the set, there. Besides, though I've never been a Sam girl, in person he's adorable (and huge, which cannot be discounted as an attraction. Proportionately, if you get my drift).*

*by which I mean, he may have a large penis, too. Just to be clear.

Posted by: Tarn at June 24, 2009 9:39 AM

AtO, mine is A MONTH FROM TOMORROW!!!! My daughter is helping me plan, and is DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!

Possible comment diversion:

1) Things you MUST have for a successful, fun wedding

2) Things to avoid like the friggin' swine flu at your wedding

Yes, I need the help and suggestions of my Pajibakins.

For wedding info, y'all can go to:
http://miller72509.ourweddingday.com

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 24, 2009 9:40 AM

Christina Hendricks
Bryce Dallas Howard (crappiness of movies she's starred in be damned!)
Katherine Katz (punk rock crush of the year; vocalist for Salome and Agoraphobic Nosebleed)
Zooey Deschannel (aka the Katy Perry it's not socially frowned upon to like...though she's getting there)
Yunjin Kim

BONUS: If I Had to...

Clive Owen: yes, even I, manliest of men, am not privvy to his rugged charms *giggles like a schoolgirl*

Posted by: Pancho Ramone at June 24, 2009 9:42 AM

1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Tina Fey
3. Ellen Page
4. Zooey Deschanel
5. Eva Green

I thought way too much about this.

Posted by: Caillan at June 24, 2009 9:55 AM

Zachary Quinto
Zooey Deschanel
Nathan Fillion
Paul Rudd
Maggie Gyllenhaal

Posted by: nutmeag at June 24, 2009 9:57 AM

In no particular order:
Jon Hamm
Simon Baker
Clive Owen
David Tennant
Colin Firth
Christian Bale
Johnny Depp
Hugh Laurie
Daniel Craig
Viggo Mortensen
Gerard Butler

Posted by: Carolina Girl at June 24, 2009 9:57 AM

1.Robert Downey Jr.
2.Colin Firth
3.Sam Worthington
4.Zachary Quinto
5.John Cusack

Posted by: teeana at June 24, 2009 10:02 AM

5) Hugh Dancy
4) Zachary Quinto (only as Syler)
3) Adrian Brody
1) Joshua Jackson is a tie for the #1 spot with
1) Jason Statham

Now I'm going for a nap - to dream sweet dreams...

Posted by: The List at June 24, 2009 10:12 AM

-Joseph Gordon-Levitt
-Michael C. Hall
-John Krasinski
-Paul Rudd
-Ryan Gosling. Er, Ryan Reynolds. Fuck it, Kevin McKidd.

Honorable Mention to Coach Taylor (Kyle Chandler).

To be gender neutral:

-Rachel McAdams
-Kate Winslet
-Rachel Weisz
-Lauren Ambrose
-Mary-Louise Parker

Posted by: Adrienne at June 24, 2009 10:14 AM

Katee Sackhoff
Scarlett Johansson
Shannyn Sossamon
Heather Graham
Megan Fox

Alternates:
Kristen Bell
Olivia Wilde
Claire Danes
Kandyse McClure
Emma Watson

Posted by: Listicle at June 24, 2009 10:33 AM

Narrowing the list to five was hard. First, winnowed away the "merely" cute, funny, and smart; the perfect guys who I want to play house and have babies with (Jon Stewart--my perfect Jewish TV boyfriend,Nathan Fillion --who I adore, Colin Firth, Alan Tudyk, etc). List still too long. Decided to cut out those I find "merely" super sexy/hot (Christopher Eccleston, Taylor Kitsch, Chris Noth, Alan Rickman, James Marsters, Johnny Depp, etc). This leaves the men who give off the strong sex-machine,"I will fuck you (hard, tender, and skillfully) until you cry tears of joy and melt into a puddle of purring satiation":

Javier Bardem
Damian Lewis
Clive Owen
Phillip Glennister
Josh Holloway

Honorable mention to Adam Baldwin, Jeffrey Donovan, Bruce Campbell, Frederick Weller, Michael Imperioli, Ron Perlman, Charlie Hunnam, Jeremy Renner, and Adam Goldberg -- not all of them are pretty but all of them seem like they would get the job done.

Posted by: rezcat at June 24, 2009 10:35 AM

Hugh Laurie
Hugh Jackman
Nathan Fillion
Patrick Dempsey
John Krasinski

Posted by: Kate at June 24, 2009 10:38 AM

Dudes: (this is the real vote)
jake gylenhall

garbiel gael garcia

tyson beckford

Luke wilson

Zachary Quinto

And the ladies: (if we can do both sides)
Adriana Lima
Penelope Cruz
Padma Lakshmi
Rashida Jones
Leighton Meister

Posted by: valarie at June 24, 2009 10:38 AM

No order (except Nathan Fillion at 1):

Nathan Fillion
Naveen Andrews
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Eric Bana
Jamie Bamber

Posted by: taylor at June 24, 2009 10:38 AM

Kristen Bell
Amanda Seyfried (to complete the Veronica Mars threesome...)
Rachel McAdams
Jennifer Garner
Adrianne Palicki (in a close race over Connie Britton for the FNL title)

Posted by: Dustman at June 24, 2009 10:56 AM

1. Christian Bale
2. Johnny Depp
3. Ryan Renolds
4. Nathan Fillion
5. Short little dude who does voices on Band of Brothers.

Posted by: Captain Steve at June 24, 2009 10:57 AM

1. Eva Green
2. Thandie Newton
3. Megan Fox (she's such a dirty, pretty little thing.)
4. Anne Hathaway
5. Zooey Deschanel

I thought about making a guys list too but there are so many chicks and bi-boys writing in that I'm restraining myself to try to bring balance to the force.

Posted by: Quach at June 24, 2009 11:22 AM

Mila Kunis
Angelina Jolie
Megan Fox
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Natalie Portman
Adriana Lima
Venessa Milano
Olivia Wilde
Scarlett Johanson

Posted by: Fuel at June 24, 2009 11:25 AM

1. Ryan Gosling
2. Javier Bardem
3. James Franco
4. Lenny Kravitz
5. Robert Pattinson-Sorry, he's hot when he smiles!

Posted by: amylou at June 24, 2009 11:27 AM

Oh yeah, also:

Ryan Gosling
VIGGO MORTENSEN
Collin Farrell
Sam Rockwell
Josh Holloway
David Tennant
Matthew Macfadyen
Jonathan Rhys-Meyer
Paul Bettany

Posted by: AM at June 24, 2009 12:11 PM

In no particular order:

Robert Downey Jr.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Paul Rudd
Jason Statham
Alex O'Loughlin

And always and forever, lifetime achievement award, Johnny Depp.

Posted by: MM at June 24, 2009 12:13 PM

1) Paul Rudd

2) Chris Pine

3) Taylor Kitsch

4) Joshua Jackson

5) Adrian Brody

Posted by: griffimx at June 24, 2009 12:21 PM

1. Jason Statham
2. Robert Downey, Jr.
3. Paul Rudd
4. Jon Stewart
5. Tom Cavanagh

My boyfriend's 5 were horrible (Scarlett Johanson, Jessica Alba and Megan Fox? Seriously?). The only 2 that I will endorse on his behalf are Mandy Moore and Kate Winslet, because they seem to possess actual personalities and talent, rather than simply tits and the willingness to continuously discuss how annoying it is to be so beautiful. Assholes.

Posted by: Bethany at June 24, 2009 12:29 PM

This changes daily, except for the top one, but here goes:

1. Benicio Del Toro
2. Timothy Olyphant
3. Jason Statham
4. Colin Farrell
5. Dean Winters (in Ryan mode only)

There's many, many more...

Posted by: Bumwee McGee at June 24, 2009 12:37 PM

In alphabetical order...

Charlie Day
Johnny Depp
Edward Norton
Clive Owen
Paul Rudd

Posted by: courtcourt at June 24, 2009 12:37 PM

Amanda Tapping
Jordana Brewster
Morena Baccarin
Felicia Day
Jon Stewart

Posted by: thedove at June 24, 2009 12:40 PM

I knew I'd have missed someone, Clancy Brown needs to be on my list too. Mmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bumwee McGee at June 24, 2009 12:40 PM

Joseph Gordon Levitt
Robert Downey Jr.
James Franco
Jason Segal
Lee Pace

Posted by: jess at June 24, 2009 12:41 PM

I'm sure my boyfriend would be okay with any of these...hell, he'd probably join in. anyway, on the show!

The Boys:
Clive Owen & Nathan Fillion (nominated as one since a threesome would be inevitable)
Bradley Cooper (whom i've loved long before Wedding Crashers and The Hangover)
Paul Rudd (yesterday, today & forever)
James Purefoy (mmm...Rome....)
Bailey Chase (Butch Ada on "Saving Grace" or you might remember him as Graham Miller on "Buffy")
BONUS "DO": Hugh Jackman (duh!) or Scott Bakula (those who watched Star Trek: Enterprise, you know why I picked him...)

The Girls:
Diane Lane (see comment for Paul Rudd)
Christine Taylor
Mila Kunis
Natalie Portman
Polly Walker
BONUS "DO": Anne Hathaway (those lips could suck chrome off a trailer hitch) or Marcia Cross (her face may not move, but i'll bet she's quite the vixen in bed)

Posted by: Scott at June 24, 2009 12:49 PM

Ahh, the infamous freebie five:

1. Nathan Fillion
2. Clive Owen
3. Liev Schreiber
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Kate Winslet*

* yeah, I'm a girl but damn that woman is hot and funny and smart and has the most gorgeous rack...

Posted by: Kelly at June 24, 2009 12:58 PM

Blurgh! I forgot Kate Winslet. Sorry Mila Kunis, you're off my list!

Posted by: Scott at June 24, 2009 1:04 PM

Purrrrrr:

1. Jason Schwartzmann
2. Zachary Quinto
3. Zooey Deschanel
4. Alan Tudyck
5. Joshua Jackson

Posted by: Christina at June 24, 2009 1:20 PM

I haven't read much below my other post but, based on my skimming, I'm not seeing much Hermione love. She's 19, so it's only marginally creepy. To back myself up:

http://www.gifbin.com/982195

Posted by: logar at June 24, 2009 1:28 PM

When I got home from work last night, my wife had changed the wallpaper on the computer to a picture of Christian Bale.

She said "Well, we always have pictures of my boyfriend on there (Lil Wayne), so I thought we'd put up a picture of yours this time."

She knows me so well. *sniff*

Posted by: Snath at June 24, 2009 1:52 PM

Oh man, courtcourt, I second the Charlie Day love!

Posted by: Adrienne at June 24, 2009 1:59 PM

1. Zooey Deschanel
2. John Krasinski
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Megan Fox
5. Adrian Brody

Posted by: letsspoon at June 24, 2009 2:08 PM

1. Clive Owen
2. David Tennant
3. Nathan Fillion
4. Jason Segel
5. John Krasinski

I considered that Jamie guy from Mythbusters. MUSTACHE RIDE!!

Posted by: Kelliente at June 24, 2009 2:17 PM

David Boreanaz

Joseph Gordon Levitt

Zachary Levi

Zachary Quinto

Nathan Fillion

Posted by: maples at June 24, 2009 2:21 PM

Men:
1. Simon Baker
2. Cillian Murphy
3. Joseph Gordon Levitt
4. Jason Segal
5. Zachary Quinto

Women:
1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Mila Kunis
3. Eva Green
4. Olivia Wilde
5. Christina Hendricks

Posted by: citizen_cris at June 24, 2009 2:22 PM

johnny depp
marion cotillard
joseph gordon levitt
marion cotillard
zooey d
lee pace
lee pace
lee freakin pace

Posted by: ap at June 24, 2009 2:22 PM

1. Lee Pace
2. Jason Segel
3. Nathan Fillion
4. John Krasinski
5. Christina Hendricks

Posted by: antoinette jeanine at June 24, 2009 2:23 PM

Eva Green

Zooey Deschanel

Amy Acker

Kristen Bell

Rachel McAdams

Posted by: TSF at June 24, 2009 2:25 PM

Adrian Paul
Angelina Jolie
Chris Pine
Halle Berry
Johnny Depp

I’m an equal opportunity
banger

Posted by: me at June 24, 2009 2:26 PM

Russell Crowe
Clive Owens
Gerard Butler
Viggo Mortensen
Ewan McGregor
Good Stuff all around.....

Posted by: Doreen at June 24, 2009 2:45 PM

James McAvoy
Gaspard Ulliel
Ryan Gosling
Louis Garrel
Bradley Cooper

yum

Posted by: TBD at June 24, 2009 2:47 PM

Ryan Gosling
Jon Hamm
Alexander Skarsgard
Sam Elliott
Eric Roberts
Adam Copeland

Posted by: caf at June 24, 2009 2:53 PM

John Krasinski
Lee Pace
Bradley Cooper
Clive Owen
Johnny Depp

Posted by: DontStopNow at June 24, 2009 2:57 PM

1) Robert Downey Jr
2) Lee Pace
3) Gary Oldman
4) Dylan Walsh
5) Brad Pitt

And for the ladies...

1) Cobie Smulders
2) kate Winslet
3) Natalie Portman
4) Kristen Bell
5) Angelina Jolie

Posted by: Nora at June 24, 2009 3:00 PM

In no particular order:

Jon Hamm
Daniel Craig
Paul Rudd
Henry Ian Cusick (but in character only, please)
And, aw hell, Chris Pine

Posted by: Another Kate at June 24, 2009 3:12 PM

Angelina Jolie
Andressa Soares
Nathalie Portman
Scarlet O'hansonn
Rosario Dawson

Posted by: zito at June 24, 2009 3:17 PM

1. Matt Damon, my husband's evil twin
2. Brad Pitt--so sue me, he's gaw-juss!
3. David Duchovny--seems like a twisted lad with lots of endurance...
4. James McEvoy--read the phonebook for me, you luscious Scot
5. Jude Law circa Talented Mr. Ripley preferably on the Italian coast after lots of great wine...

Oh, and Eva Mendes could teach me to lie with the ladies anyday.

Posted by: Courtney at June 24, 2009 3:17 PM

Nathan Fillion
Zachary Levi
Jon Stewart
Javier Bardem
Viggo Mortensen

Posted by: JR at June 24, 2009 3:33 PM

I hate to make a sociological point but these are some of the whitest lists that I've ever seen. So I'm going to have to provide a smidge of balance.

1. Halle Berry
2. Eva Mendes
3. Jessica Alba
4. Meagan Goode
5. Gabrielle Union

Posted by: Derrick at June 24, 2009 3:34 PM

-Gerard Butler-
-Jason Statham-
-Jeffrey Dean Morgan-
-Benicio Del Toro-
-Matthew Fox-

Posted by: Shannon at June 24, 2009 3:40 PM

No particular order...or perhaps all at once...

Marion Cotillard
Paul Rudd
Johnny Depp
James McAvoy
Ewan McGregor

(plus a raftload of NHL players that few will have heard of/salivated over)

Posted by: kalafraja at June 24, 2009 3:43 PM

I love love love this part of the year! Time to come out of lurkination:

In no particular order, The Gentlemen:

Joseph Gordon Levitt
Viggo Mortensen
Clive Owen
James Spader
Ryan Gosling

And The Ladieessss:

Zooey Deschanel
Amy Adams
Jessica Biel
Natalie Portman
Emily Blunt

Posted by: BizzyBees at June 24, 2009 3:43 PM

guy list:
- Christian Bale
- Cillian Murphy
- Daniel Craig
- James Marsden
- Ryan Gosling

girl list:
- Dichen Lachman
- Sienna Miller
- Blake Lively
- Olivia Wilde
- Lena Headey

Posted by: lari at June 24, 2009 3:49 PM

In no particular order:
Rachel Mcadams
Emmanuelle Vaugier
Christina Hendricks
Summer Glau
Eliza Dushku

Posted by: rbatty at June 24, 2009 4:05 PM

Gary Oldman
James MacAvoy
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Zachary Levi
Cillian Murphy

Rachel McAdams
Helen Mirren
Kate Winslet (duh)
Amanda Seyfried
Kiera Knightley (Sorry, no 20-something out there can do a period flick like her these days)

I'm sorry, but it is amazing to see how many people on here claim deep and abiding love for people and then can't spell their names. Just saying.

Posted by: Abbey Road at June 24, 2009 4:08 PM

lizzy caplan
scarjo
michelle williams (especially in the movie the Baxter, for some reason)
kristen chenoweth (there is just something about a tiny chick with huge boobs... I could never take my eyes off of her on Pushing Daisies, I don't care if she's 40).
Jayma Mays

Posted by: mangrilla at June 24, 2009 4:09 PM

Easy:

Emily Blunt
Christian Bale
Ryan Reynolds
Rachel McAdams
Angelina Jolie (sorry, can't help it)

Posted by: Jen at June 24, 2009 4:12 PM

Thank you for that Withnail

My 5, plus one veteran from the bench
Christina Hendricks (shikse goddess)
Anne Hathaway
Rachel Weisz
Olivia Thirlby
Maggie Gyllenhaal
+
Monica Bellucci

Posted by: Brian at June 24, 2009 4:14 PM

1. Cillian Murphy
2. Cillian Murphy
3. Cillian Murphy
4. Cillian Murphy
5. David Duchovny

Posted by: bubblegumshoe at June 24, 2009 4:27 PM

Viggo Mortensen
Gerard Butler
Karl Urban
Jason Statham
Brian Austin Green (in his current incarnation)

What can I say? I like them strong, scruffy, and a little broody. Oh, and able to kick the living shit out of things.

There's a sub-list, which is men too young for me but whom I would like to tie up, make cry and twist in strange ways right up to the point not where they break but where they rebel...

Enver Gjokaj (and his twin brother, because why not?)
Taylor Kitsch
Kyle Schmid

I'm sure there are more, but the young ones don't hold my attention as long.

Posted by: Reba at June 24, 2009 4:29 PM

Okay then. Sorry to all the other babes.

Nathan Fillion
Benicio Del Toro
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Keanu Reeves
Yoo Ji-tae (from Oldboy, yummy!)

Posted by: Yetused at June 24, 2009 4:35 PM

I love reading people who say stuff like -

I'm sorry, but it is amazing to see how many people on here claim deep and abiding love for people and then can't spell their names. Just saying.

and then spelling one of their own faves wrong. It's Keira Knightley.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at June 24, 2009 4:36 PM

In no particular order, other than the one in which I would ravage them and then kick them to the curb, broke, broken and crying for mercy:

Kevin McKidd
Daniel Craig
Viggo Mortensen
Sendhil Ramamurthy
and the bass player from DMB -Stefan Lessard

I'm so over Nathan Fillion.

Posted by: khia213 at June 24, 2009 4:38 PM

Tina Fey
Salma Hayek
Rachel Maddow
Rosario Dawson
Natalie Portman

Posted by: Jeb at June 24, 2009 4:39 PM

1. Colin Firth (some habits die hard)
2. Jon Stewart (just because he deserves to be allowed to have any woman on this continent, if he so desires)
3. Eddie Izzard (I've always wanted a man more bizarre than I am)
4. Hugh Laurie (no explanation, I just wants him)
5. Jeff Goldblum (because he is the all-time hottest nerd around)

Posted by: dawn at June 24, 2009 4:41 PM

Billy Crudup
Justin Theroux
Jeremy Renner
Shawn Hatosy
Ron Eldard

Posted by: king at June 24, 2009 4:50 PM

Robert Downey Jr.
Bradley Cooper
Johnny Depp
Christian Bale
Ryan Gosling

Wow... that was really difficult to narrow down.

Posted by: Ali at June 24, 2009 4:57 PM

RDJr
Rachel Weisz (I will seriously watch ANYTHING with her in it just to get a look at 'er)
Maggie Gyllenhaal
David Duchovny
James McAvoy

Posted by: Cara at June 24, 2009 5:05 PM

I feel like I should add my husband's list as well. I only know three of his, though.

Megan Fox (this I do not understand. She's a poor man's Angelina Jolie.)
Beyonce Knowles (say what you will about her singing, but I approve. She's so beautiful.)
Eva La Rue (she has a butt like mine, so I also approve)

Posted by: stardust savant at June 24, 2009 5:07 PM

1) Ewan McGregor
2) James McAvoy
3) Hugh Jackman
4) Robert Downey Jr.
5) Gael Garcia Bernal

if I could have a top six, it would absolutely include Nathan Fillion...mmm, Mal....

Posted by: Remy at June 24, 2009 5:09 PM

1. Anton Yelchin
2. James McAvoy
3. Jeff Goldblum
4. Paul Rudd
5. Jon Hamm

Posted by: Carrie at June 24, 2009 5:20 PM

George Clooney
Paul Rudd
Ryan Reynolds
Lee Pace
Hugh Laurie

Robert Downey Jr. would be my emergency substitution.

Salma Hayek
Neko Case
Tina Fey
Zoe Bell
Cobie Smulders

Posted by: Hotcha at June 24, 2009 5:21 PM

For me it's been Robert Downey Jr. since I was 6 years old people, and I'm 26 now. Clearly this means we're soulmates. Or alternately that I'm a potential stalker. Only time will tell!

After that it gets hard for me to choose...
Jon Hamm, but only as Don Draper
Matthew Gray Gubler from Criminal Minds (my of-the-moment addition. He's so tall and pretty)
Joaquin Phoenix circa Walk the Line, before the crazy set in
Kal Penn, from anything, if only for his voice alone.

Posted by: wordbird at June 24, 2009 5:31 PM

1. david boreanaz
2. robert downey jr.
3. John Krasinski
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Colin Firth

Posted by: icravefreshbrains at June 24, 2009 5:47 PM

In no particular order:

Kate Winslet
Tina Fey
Evangeline Lilly
Any girl from Brazil
Angeliena Jolie (suck it, Megan Fox)

Posted by: George at June 24, 2009 5:48 PM

No points for my grammar, of course. But at least I spelled it all correctly. Sigh.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at June 24, 2009 6:02 PM

Nathan Fillion
Amanda Seyfried
Lee Pace
James McAvoy
Daniel Craig

...This is basically the one thing that can stop me from being Just A Lurker. I only wish I could split them by gender, because while more guys would fit in my top 5, there are more than enough girls to fill out a list of their own.

Posted by: Lafoutloud16 at June 24, 2009 6:05 PM

Men:

Christian Bale
Robert Downey Jr
Clive Owen
Paul Rudd
Johnny Depp

Women:
Christina Hendricks
Salma Hayek
Angelina Jolie
Kate Winslet
Eva Mendes
Scarlett Johansson

Posted by: linda rust at June 24, 2009 6:13 PM

1. Jon Hamm
2. Clive Owen
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Michael Showalter

Posted by: Leann at June 24, 2009 6:15 PM

Cillian Murphy

Anton Yelchin

Ryan Gosling

Paul Rudd

Michael Cera

Posted by: Yaz at June 24, 2009 6:21 PM

Ummm...I cannot vote for Lee Pace no matter
how adorable he is because He Has COUNTRY BEAR
JAMBOREE Eye Brows! When I mentioned this to my
friend, it totally ruined her crush on him...

Posted by: goddessdelatte at June 24, 2009 6:34 PM

1) ARDIEN BRODY
2) ADRIEN BRODY
3) ADRIEN BRODY
4) ADRIEN BRODY
5) ADRIEN BRODY

And I was only 14 when The Pianist came out. Dedication the cause.

Posted by: Wench. at June 24, 2009 6:51 PM

Mr. Eyvi would like to contribute as well;

Anna Falchi
Shakira
Olga Kurylenko
Jessica Biel
Marisa Tomei

Posted by: Eyvi at June 24, 2009 6:56 PM

-Enver Gjokaj (and his twin brother, because why not?)-

Enver Gjokaj has a twin? I'll be in my bunk.

Clive Owen
Sam Worthington (that was one hawt motherfucking robot)
Tahmoh Penniket
Michael Biehn (in the mid-80s, duh)
Viggo (dammit he's tiny, but I'd get over that fast)

Posted by: Meggrs at June 24, 2009 7:20 PM

Rhona Mitra
Kate Beckinsale
(the above two together would be especially nice, thank you Santa)
Dichen Lachman
Summer Glau
(c.f. above)
Freema Agyeman
(she's like a free agent, can pair up nicely with any of the others)

Posted by: Angus at June 24, 2009 7:32 PM

1. James McAvoy
2. Tina Fey
3. John Cho
4. Salma Hayek
5. Karl Urban

Honorable Mention: Hugh Laurie. I can't believe you ever dropped off the list, Mr. Laurie. Blame JJ Abrams, I guess.

Posted by: Sarah at June 24, 2009 7:38 PM

Zach Galifianakis (not sure why, but i find him incredibly sexy)
Lukas Haas
Ryan Gosling
Gael Garcia Bernal
Adrien Brody

Posted by: high_tower at June 24, 2009 7:38 PM

Amy Adams
Anne Hathaway
Bryce Howard
Keri Russell
Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Posted by: csb at June 24, 2009 7:40 PM

Angus, I can't BELIEVE I forgot Freema! I used to watch Doctor Who with my mom, who always commented about how extraordinarily beautiful Freema is. I was biting my lip pretty hard to keep from agreeing with comments that contained phrases like "ride it like I stole it."

Posted by: Sarah at June 24, 2009 7:41 PM

And Angus, I can't believe I forgot Rhona Mitra. You're really on the ball!

Posted by: csb at June 24, 2009 7:50 PM

Ed Helms
Christina Hendricks
Nigella Lawson
James Gunn
Simon Pegg

Posted by: Sarah at June 24, 2009 7:57 PM

Anne (in Reno), you did a way better job with that than I would have. :)

Posted by: kalafraja at June 24, 2009 8:05 PM

I read most of this thread yesterday and just noticed...514 comments!! Holy shitballs!

1) Nathan Fillion
2) Joseph Gordon-Levitt (too young for me, but so double t hott)
3) Idris Elba (every time he came on screen in The Wire I would sigh)
4) Benicio del Toro
5) Leonardo Dicaprio

I haven't checked the spelling on these and haven't checked to see what everyone has written since yesterday, so apologies all if I am beating a dead something or other.

Also, only five, eh? There are so many to choose from...

Posted by: Kelly Booth at June 24, 2009 8:17 PM

Alphabetical order:

Colin Firth
Angelina Jolie
Hugh Laurie
Clive Owen
Bradley Whitford

Number one sexiest attribute: Intelligence.

Number two: Being engaged with the world -- compassionate, liberal, knowing what the fuck is going on around you -- and not just with your goddamned agent.

But being devastatingly good looking is also a fucking plus.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at June 24, 2009 8:22 PM

Robert Downey Jr.
Clive Owen
Daniel Craig
Idris Elba
Gary Oldman (younger)

Posted by: Judith at June 24, 2009 8:47 PM

1. David Tennant
2. Paul Rudd
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Adam Levine
5. changes a lot so I'll just say David Tennant again.

Posted by: the buttonator at June 24, 2009 8:48 PM

Women:
Christina Hendricks
Zooey Deschanel
Angelina Jolie
Mary Louis Parker
Juliette Lewis

I'm thrilled to see so many voting for Ms. Hendricks. Just last year not too many knew who she was.

Men:
Robert Downey Jr.
Colin Firth
Tom Cavanaugh
Paul Rudd
Bradley Cooper

Posted by: jmflynny at June 24, 2009 9:00 PM

I need to change my list!
My number 1 is still John Krasinski.
2. Gary Oldman
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. John Krasinski again
5. ~~Robert Downey Jr.~~ Jeremy Renner

Yes, I would still like to get Krasinski twice and remove RDJ. What of it??

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at June 24, 2009 9:02 PM

In no particular order:

1. Cillian Murphy
2. Milla Jovovich
3. Uma Thurman (bonus points if she's rocking the Bride deal)
4. Paul Rudd
5. Lee Jun-Ki

Keeping it real AND international.

Posted by: pianosolo at June 24, 2009 9:10 PM

Johnny Depp (classic)
Angelina Jolie (I don't care that she's barely an actor or that I'm 85% straight, I still would let her sit on my face for hours on end)
Sting
Scott Weiland
Brad Pitt (dressed as Tyler Durden)

Posted by: Adrienne Saia at June 24, 2009 9:12 PM

I meant 80% straight. I was never very good at math (or not being a slut).

Posted by: Adrienne Saia at June 24, 2009 9:13 PM

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
John Krasinski
Robert Downey Jr.
Lee Pace
Henry Rollins

Posted by: Zuzu at June 24, 2009 9:40 PM

jason schwartzmann
adam duritz
ryan gosling
conor oberst
matthew fox

Posted by: molly at June 24, 2009 9:42 PM

1) Viggo Mortensen
2) Robert Downey Jr.
3) James McAvoy
4) Jake Gyllenhaal
5) Daniel Radcliffe (yeah, i know, cradle robbing...)

now pardon me while i take a long bath...

Posted by: Ignatz at June 24, 2009 10:01 PM

Ewan McGregor
Alexander Skarsgård
Daniel Craig
Ryan Gosling
Anthony Kiedis

Kristen Bell
Buffy (not SMG, Buffy!)
Gong Li

Posted by: AlwaysConfused at June 24, 2009 10:27 PM

I know all have been said, but are we counting actual votes? If so, here we go:

5) Tamoh Penikett

4) Daniel Craig

3) David Duchovny

2) Lee Pace

1) NATHAN FILLION

Ladies:

5) Chloe Sevigny

4) Anne Hathaway

3) Michelle Williams

2) Keira Knightly

1) Amanda Seyfried

Posted by: Luka at June 24, 2009 10:29 PM

Pajiba, are you really gonna leave this thing up for a week?

It's already past 500 comments after about a day.

Aren't you afraid it will crash the Internet?

P.S. Nathan Fillion!

Posted by: Jerce at June 24, 2009 10:29 PM

just did this the other day with a friend... so happy to be doing it now with a group (Stop wandering, mind!)
1) Clive Owen
2) Bradley Cooper
3) Ryan Reynolds
4) George Clooney (since grade school...)
5) Salma Hayek

Posted by: staramour at June 24, 2009 10:33 PM

5. Josh Holloway. I admit the accent is a big part of it, but that man has a fine body and, as I had an opportunity to hang out with him for over an hour in real life, he's genuinely kind and interesting.
4. Robert Downey, Jr. Because snark and deep wet eyes are an instant win.
3. Paul Rudd. He's like a funny, self-deprecating puppy dog! And I bet he tries really hard to please...
2. River Phoenix. Don't rain on my parade by bringing up that whole "But he's dead!" argument.
1. Always and forever, Johnny Depp. If he quit smoking, he'd be ludicrously perfect. How many more days until the early Christmas known as Public Enemies opens?

Posted by: melia at June 24, 2009 10:44 PM

Christian Bale
James Franco
Josh Halloway
Ryan Gosling
Clive Owen

Posted by: Queen Lena at June 24, 2009 10:45 PM

It's been awhile...
I'll give a shout out to the redheads.

Christina Hendricks
Jenny Lewis (do musicians count for this list?)
Alyson Hannigan
Rose McGowan
Julianne Moore

Posted by: Beauregard at June 24, 2009 11:07 PM

Five hundred and thirty-ninth!!

(Sorry.)

My five. I hope I'm not forgetting anyone:

Jennifer Garner
Rachel Weisz
Christina Hendricks
Tina Fey
Salma Hayek

Posted by: JMW at June 24, 2009 11:12 PM

TINA FEY.

Posted by: Pen Dragon at June 24, 2009 11:33 PM

I would like to ammend my previous post (from about 230 posts ago...)

I can't believe I forgot John Legend!! I want to subsitute him for James Franco.

Posted by: Austin asking for trouble at June 24, 2009 11:34 PM

Abhishek Bachchan
Gerard Butler
Kate Winslet
Ewan McGregor
Salma Hayek

Posted by: Heqit at June 24, 2009 11:42 PM

Mmmmmm....

chris pine
jake gyllenhaal
ryan gosling
paul rudd
ryan reynolds

Yes, please.

Posted by: Leah at June 25, 2009 12:14 AM

I am surprised at the number of women/homosexual men on this site! It's nice to see some diversity in the blogosphere.

Posted by: ChristianH at June 25, 2009 12:34 AM

Le Freebies, in order:

1. David Boreanaz
2. Gerard Butler
3. Chris Pine
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Johnny Depp

I like my men burly and manly, but I will make exceptions for sleek baddies and the occasional all-American boy.

Posted by: Donut Plains at June 25, 2009 12:51 AM

Robert Downey Jr.
James MacAvoy
Paul Rudd
Christian Bale tied with Johnny Depp

Honourable mention: Angelina Jolie, because after I see a movie with her, I get bizarre (read: wonderful) lesbian sex dreams, from which I shudder awake mid-orgasm to hear my my boyfriend roll over and jealously mutter, "Angelina, again?"

Posted by: Krumpskin at June 25, 2009 12:52 AM

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Clive Owen
Gael Garcia Bernal
Jake Gyllenhaal
Viggo Mortensen

Posted by: Nomindle at June 25, 2009 1:11 AM

Robert Downey Jr.
Ryan Reynolds
Jensen Ackles
Ryan Gosling
Demian Lewis

Anna Friel
Kristen Bell
Kate Winslet
Zooey Deschanel
Sarah Shahi

Posted by: kittennz at June 25, 2009 1:31 AM

Robert Downey Jr.
Zachary Quinto
Christian Bale
Lee Pace
Jon Hamm

Posted by: Christine at June 25, 2009 1:42 AM

1. James McAvoy
2. Cillian Murphy
3. David Duchovny
4. Chris Evans
5. Simon Pegg

Posted by: Mistress Violet at June 25, 2009 2:34 AM

1.) Eva Mendes
2.) Emily Blunt
3.) Christina Hendricks
4.) Amy Adams
5.) Lucy Pinder

Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2009 2:39 AM

1. Eva Mendes
2. Rosario Dawson
3. Jennifer Aniston
4. Drew Barrymore
5. Eliza Dushku

Posted by: Joe at June 25, 2009 2:43 AM

Nathan Fillion
Robert Downey Jr.
Ewan McGregor
James May
Henry Rollins

Theoretical same-sex (always good to be prepared):
Mary Louise Parker
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Jenny Lewis
Isla Fisher
Anna Friel

Posted by: thenaysayer at June 25, 2009 2:50 AM

1. Benicio Del Toro
2. Adewale Akinnouye-Agbaje (his eyelashes alone could get my knickers removed)
3. Adam Baldwin
4. Karl Urban (in full Eomer get up)
5. Alexander Skarsgard (thank you Gen Kill & True Blood!)

What can I say? I like 'em big...

Posted by: Lisa S at June 25, 2009 3:00 AM

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Edward Norton

James McAvoy

Christian Bale

Ryan Reynolds (shut it, I lusted him before I even knew Pajiba existed!)

Maybe post girls later.

Posted by: AgoGo at June 25, 2009 3:46 AM

ATTENTION ROBERT DOWNEY JR. LOVERS:

I met him last week, had a little chat. I can tell you that

A) He is about 5'9", a little on the thin side, though very strong (and tanned)
B) His face is deeply lined, but it works for him
C) His eyes are very intense as he speaks to you
D) He has an un-fucking-believably quick mind and is hilarious. He could probably write better scripts than over half the ones he's acted.
E) He is a very sincere, passionate, PRESENT guy. (And still sober.)

So. In case you needed any MORE reasons to dig him...

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at June 25, 2009 4:31 AM

1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
2. Lee Pace
3. Adrien Brody
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Chris Evans

Theoretical:
1. Rachel Weisz
2. Charlize Theron
3. Rose Byrne
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. Kate Winslet

Posted by: io at June 25, 2009 5:10 AM

1) Monica Belucci
2) Shannyn Sossamon
3) Halle Berry
4) Rachel McAdam
5) Amanda Peet

Posted by: Lendog at June 25, 2009 5:16 AM

Salma Hayek

Ziyi Zhang

Monica Bellucci

Morena Baccarin

And to support one of my natives:
Bracha van Doesburgh

Posted by: Magiel at June 25, 2009 5:24 AM

Robert Downey Jr.
Jason Segel
Ryan Gosling
John Krasinski
Ryan Reynolds

Posted by: Andrea at June 25, 2009 5:30 AM

1 - Henry Cavill (My sole reason to watch The Tudors)
2 - Paul Rudd
3 - Zachary Levi
4 - Ryan Gosling
5 - Joshua Jackson

Posted by: Saar at June 25, 2009 5:46 AM

1. Hugh Laurie
2. RDJ
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Christian Bale
5. Chris Pine (makes my childhood-obsession-turned-young-adult-fascination with the captain of the starship Enterprise less weird)

Posted by: Susie Derkins at June 25, 2009 5:54 AM

Edward Norton
George Clooney
Daniel Craig
Javier Bardem
Idris Elba

Hot.

Posted by: Booyah at June 25, 2009 8:14 AM

Christian Bale tied with Johnny Depp
Krumpskin, that would be the best night EVER!!!!

And, Maryscott O'Connor, you are a lucky, lucky bitch.....

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 25, 2009 8:24 AM

5. Zac Efron
4. Ryan Reynolds
3. Common
2. Sam Worthington
1. Johnny Depp

Posted by: rb at June 25, 2009 9:40 AM

1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Bill Murray
3. Paul Rudd
4. David Duchovny
5. Dwayne Johnson

Posted by: Sofia at June 25, 2009 10:22 AM

Zooey Deschenal

Kristen Bell

Natalie Portman

Tina Fey

Emma Watson

ok so #4 and #5 were difficult and I had to replace them a couple of times, honorable mentions go out to ellen page and mila kunis. But really, did anything need to be mentioned after zooey?

Posted by: Mal at June 25, 2009 10:34 AM

Yippee!!! Delurking time!

I concur with the comments that some names on this list have transcended listdom, and I therefore shall not mention Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr. Christian Bale, or Nathan Fillion.

JJ McClay, I'm totally with you on the Edge love. Chris Sabin, CM Punk, and Edge are at the top of my list in non-Pajibaland. We don't have to explain ourselves!

Guy Five:

Ville Valo: Always and forever my #1. He melts panties at 50 paces, and is a walking orgasm of sight and sound. Anybody know Finnish for "I want you in ways that are immoral, illegal, and physically questionable?"

Cillian Murphy: Awesome to see the Cillian love here!

Tony Jaa: If you've seen "Ong-Bak" and "The Protector," you don't need to ask.

Sean Maher: Give me Dr. Tam any day. Or night. Or both.

James and Oliver Phelps: As they're identical twins, I'm counting them as one. Fred and George Weasley. At the same time.

Chick Five:

(Pretty self-explanatory)

Shakira

Kate Beckinsale

Christina Ricci

Eva Green

Laura Fraser: The blacksmith chick was by far the hottest chick in "A Knight's Tale." To hell with Jocelyn, I say!

Posted by: Jana Jerusalem at June 25, 2009 11:19 AM

Alan Rickman
Gerard Butler
Colin Firth
Nathan Fillion
Robert Downey Jr.
Hugh Jackman
Jason Statham
Sam Rockwell
Sean Patrick Flannery
Vin Diesel

Posted by: Morgagod at June 25, 2009 11:42 AM

Mylène Jampanoï

Kerry Washington

Marie-Josée Croze

Olivia Wilde

Freida Pinto

Posted by: martin at June 25, 2009 11:54 AM

1.-4. Christian Bale. Because he is Christian fucking Bale.
5. Sam Rockwell.

Posted by: AbFab at June 25, 2009 11:55 AM

dsbs wrote:
6-10. A bunch of other people (including Lee Pace, Christian Bale, David Tennant, Simon Pegg, Michael Palin - yes, I like the older guys. And he was ADORABLE when he was younger - Zachary Levi, John Simm, Philip Glenister, John Krazinski (err, spelling?), Dylan Moran, Trey Parker, Alan Tudyk, Patrick Wilson, ASH, and I'm just going to stop right there).

Damn, Dylan Moran!!!
Also, Simon Pegg is my geek crush.

Posted by: AbFab at June 25, 2009 12:07 PM

Christina Hendricks
angelina jolie
Megan Fox
Kate Winslet
Rosario Dawson

Posted by: silchas ruin at June 25, 2009 12:23 PM

David Tennant
Robert Downey Jr.
Paul Rudd
Nathan Fillion
Jon Stewart

Posted by: Jams at June 25, 2009 12:41 PM

Alexander Skarsgård
Timothy Oliphant
Nathan Fillion
Paul Rudd
Kyle Schmid

Posted by: nidaros at June 25, 2009 2:50 PM

Jensen Ackles
David Tennant
Lee Pace
Jason Segel
Okay, fine, Ryan Reynolds

Posted by: Cait at June 25, 2009 3:23 PM

1. Bradley Cooper - in that black suit
2. Zachary Quinto - when he's being bad
3. Thomas Jane - when does Hung start again?
4. Timothy Olyphant - all the time
5. James McAvoy - cause he's awesome in everything

Posted by: Dice at June 25, 2009 3:28 PM

Women: Anna Paquin

Morena Baccarin

Megan Fox (sorry, I had no choice).

Amy Adams

Kristen Bell

Men: David Boreanaz

Clive Owen

Christian Bale

Nathan Fillion

Heath Ledger (nothing in the descripition says the award can't be given posthumously)

Posted by: Zack at June 25, 2009 3:40 PM

I HAVE to add Cam Gigandet! ummmmmm

Posted by: Dice at June 25, 2009 3:40 PM

Oh shit, I messed up - replace Nathan Fillion with Jon Krasinski.

Posted by: Zack at June 25, 2009 3:45 PM

1. clive owen
2. adrien brody
3. robert downey, jr.
4. cillian murphy
5. rahm emmanuel

Posted by: bree at June 25, 2009 4:17 PM

1. Conan O'Brien. I have to know what happens to his hair during. Also, he's so self-deprecating he must be brilliant.
2. Matt James: City Gardener (http://www.channel4.com/4homes/on-tv/more-programmes/about-matt-james-08-06-19_p_1.html) He can root around in my bush any time. Or plough my furrow. Or mulch my roses. Etc.
3. John Krasinski. The quirky eyebrows. Phwoarr.
4. Dylan Moran. Filthy drunk Irish sex!
5. Andy Garcia. Not sure why.

Posted by: Dillony at June 25, 2009 4:18 PM

1. Jason Statham
2. Clive Owen
3. Gerard Butler
4. Josh Holloway
5. Chris Cornell

Please stop making shitty solo albums Mr. Cornell. You are killing my chick boner. It's not completely gone, you are still on the list. But last year you were number one. Maybe I should break up with you. Then you could put out a good album and we would have hot make up sex.

Posted by: shelleyh at June 25, 2009 5:24 PM

Mathew McFadyen
Alan Tudyk
Roger Federer
Jensen Ackles
RDJ

Posted by: NTP at June 25, 2009 5:31 PM

1. Jon Hamm
2. Dominic West
3. Michael Fassbender
4. Javier Bardem
5. Robert Downey Jr

and...

Christina Hendricks - and I say that as a straight woman who would hit that like a ton of bricks.

Posted by: fionna at June 25, 2009 5:40 PM

Ginner Goodwin
Anna Friel
Jennifer Garner
Mila Kunis
Felicia Day

Posted by: UnlessTheMoonFalls at June 25, 2009 5:44 PM

Why do we only get 5? Dammit. Ok, I'll cheat...as always.

Men
1. Johnny Depp
2. Christian Bale (rage and all)
3. Brad Pitt (like a fine wine)
4. Paul Rudd
5. Tahmoh Penikett (or Halo as I like to call him)

Women
1. Angelina Jolie (the not so skinny version)
2. Rachel McAdams
3. Sanaa Lathan
4. Joan Jett
5. Eva Green
I had to leave out Kate Winslet because...it goes without saying.

Posted by: joker at June 25, 2009 5:45 PM

1. Kristen Bell
2. Julie Benz
3. Megan Fox
4. Sophia Bush
5. Mila Kunis

Posted by: Michael at June 25, 2009 5:52 PM

1. Emily Blunt.
2. Mila Kunis.
3. Rachel McAdams.
4. Amy Adams
5. Isla Fisher

(4 and 5 are /obviously/ a tie)

Posted by: Ju/ at June 25, 2009 6:03 PM

1. Rufus Sewell (that hair, those eyes, that GORGEOUS voice)
2. Dylan Moran (funny scruffy Irishman crush #1)
3. Cillian Murphy (beautiful, beautiful man)
4. Tommy Tiernan (funny scruffy Irishman crush #2)
5. Michael Pitt (pretty boy with an edge)

Posted by: piedlourde at June 25, 2009 6:29 PM

James McAvoy
Jason Segel
Paul Rudd
Zachary Quinto
Anton Yelchin
Colin Firth
Lee Pace

I know it's more than five. Suck it.

Posted by: Avery at June 25, 2009 6:32 PM

In no particular order:

Jon Hamm
Alan Tudyk
Zach Gilford
Henry Cavill
James McAvoy

Posted by: looketh at June 25, 2009 6:45 PM

Richard Hammond (go Hamster!)
Nathan Fillion
Johnny Depp
David Tennant
Robert Downey Jr

Hmmm.... aren't four of this five a bit travel-sized? I hadn't realised that about myself....

Posted by: YeahButNoBut at June 25, 2009 7:19 PM

It was surprisingly difficult to narrow this down.

1. Gerard Butler – my decade-long crush endures; dark curly hair, pretty green eyes, one of the few that can pull off a wink and a smile

2. Ryan Reynolds – that body, oh…that body; like him best with a beard

3. Taylor Kitsch – what a face on this one; love him with the longish hair

4. Jared Padalecki – built like a truck; those shoulders are stunning

5. Jensen Ackles – best face in Hollywood, hands down; nice body too

Honorable mentions: Timothy Olyphant, David Boreanaz, Matthew Fox, Jason O'Mara, Jason Segal, Eddie Cibrian, Nathan Fillion, Nuno Bettencourt and too many more to list.

Posted by: Groovy Violet at June 25, 2009 7:28 PM

1. Catherine Zeta-Jones
2. Dwayne "I will ALWAYS be 'The Rock'" Johnson
3. Bradley Cooper
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Clive Owen

mmmmnomnomnom

Posted by: Big Red 34 at June 25, 2009 7:49 PM

Olivia Thirlby
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Zooey Deschanel
Amber Heard
Natalie Portman

Posted by: insertclevernamehere at June 25, 2009 9:28 PM

Bradley Cooper
Tahmoh Penniket
Gael Garcia Bernal
Taylor Kitsch
Jensen Ackles/James McAvoy (don't make me choose!)

Posted by: llp at June 25, 2009 11:01 PM

Johnny Depp
Ryan Gosling
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Taylor Kitsch
James McAvoy

Posted by: littlesilverboulder at June 25, 2009 11:51 PM

Robert Pattinson
James McAvoy
Stephan Colbert
John Stewart
Christian Bale
Nathan Fillion
Jeremy Irons
Lee Pace
John Krasinski
Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Empress of All the Russias at June 26, 2009 12:17 AM

Funny, the husband and I just had this conversation. He likes to discuss freebies, especially when other women are involved.

As others have mentioned, I find myself a lot more attracted to characters than actors.

Peter Krause (but really, Nate Fisher)
Christina Hendricks
Keanu Reeves (muted)
Zach Quinto (as Spock or Sylar, I dig both the indifference and the homicidal tendencies, as long as there is stubble involved)
Jason Bateman
Emily Blunt
Fox Mulder
John Krasinski
Buffy (seasons 3 & 4)

Posted by: the librarian at June 26, 2009 12:22 AM

Okay, now I wanna vote for the top five ladies. If you will seriously take my vote, I would say:

1. Mary McDonnell
2. Mary McDonnell
3. Mary McDonnell
4. Mary McDonnell
5. President Laura Roslin (oh, wait, that's Mary McDonnell)

I want to age as beautifully as she has. I love this woman SO much... and shame on me that I almost forgot her! Unfortunately, I think everyone else has forgotten, too. She is the total package, she should be number one. Please count her all five times... if that's not legal, then my next four would be Kate Winslet, Sarah Shahi, Rachel Maddow, and Halle Berry.

Posted by: AgoGo at June 26, 2009 1:23 AM

For what it may be worth, this far in...

5. Kristen Chenoweth
4. Sofia Vergara
3. Elizabeth Hurley
2. Meagan Good
1. Christina Hendricks

Posted by: gforcetwo at June 26, 2009 2:00 AM

Ben Foster
Ryan Reynolds
Joseph Gordon Levitt
James McAvoy
Timothy Olyphant

Posted by: KDigg at June 26, 2009 2:45 AM

Tahmoh Penikett (oh Helo)
John Cho
Robert Pattinson
Jason Dohring
Jason Segel

Kristin Bell
Natalie Portman
Nora Zehetner (Laura from Brick)
Freida Pinto
Zooey Deschanel

Posted by: laundress at June 26, 2009 2:53 AM

Robert Downey Jr
Adrien Brody
Hugh Jackman
Ryan Reynolds
Mila Kunis

Posted by: sillytwoshoes at June 26, 2009 3:08 AM

In no particular order:

Nathan Fillion
Zachary Levi
Christian Bale
James McEvoy
John Krasinski

Posted by: Carly at June 26, 2009 1:21 PM

Tina Fey
Danielle Panabaker
Amber Tamblyn
Allison Mack (Chloe from Smallville)
Emma Watson

James McAvoy
Neil Patrick Harris
John Cho
Jake Gyllenhaal
Alan Tudyk

Posted by: Tony at June 26, 2009 1:37 PM

1. Zachary Quinto: he's the sexiest bowl cut I've ever wanted to fuck. He can geektalk my pants off anyday. After Quinto, I don't really see the need for anyone else on this list, but for the sake of this sexy exercise:

2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
3. Tina Fey
4. Neil Patrick Harris
5. Topher Grace

Honourables: John Cho, Edward Norton, Colbert and Stewart (together at the same time), any and all of the dudes from 30 Rock.

Posted by: keenerweiner at June 26, 2009 2:10 PM

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
James Macavoy
Robert Pattinson (I'm SORRY! I can't help myself.)
Neil Patrick Harris (after all the gay boys I've loved with unrequited passion, I think the universe owes me one.)
Edward Norton

Posted by: Kiki at June 26, 2009 8:16 PM

Men:
Gael Garcia Bernal
Ryan Gosling
James McAvoy
Clive Owen
Nathan Fillion

Women:
Katee Sakoff
Eva Green
Mary Louise Parker
Karen O
Neko Case

Posted by: twolists at June 26, 2009 8:47 PM

1. David Tennant (I've noticed a few of you have already bagsed him, so I might take a turn at him once you randy bitches have hung him out to dry)
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Chris Evans
4. Sidney Crosby - I see nothing on here saying no athletes, and my girls don't discriminate
5. Prince Harry - you KNOW you want to party with him, don't deny

Posted by: Caitlin at June 26, 2009 8:56 PM

Men:
David Tennant
Robert Downey Jr
John Barrowman (if he's willing to pretend he's straight)
Ewan MacGregor
Michael Shanks

Posted by: Foxeye at June 26, 2009 9:28 PM

1.gael gargia bernal + diego luna (only together, so they only count as one)
2.colin farrel from a couple of years back
3.shia ladouche
4.ben wishaw (absolutely gorgeous but too skinny?)
5.louis garrell

Posted by: tash at June 26, 2009 9:37 PM

1. jim sturgess (singing as in 'across the universe')
2. jim sturgess (looking achingly hot in a gorgeous suit as in '21')
3. jim sturgess (being a great actor as in '50 dead men walking')
4. jim sturgess (smiling and laughing as in 'the other boleyn girl')
5. jim sturgess (and just being fucking adorable everyday of his life)

Posted by: maxpurr9 at June 26, 2009 9:45 PM

1 - James McAvoy
2 - Joshua Jackson
3 - Zach Gilford
4 - Jason Dohring
5 - John Krasinski

That's my list, but would also love Zachary Quinto, Taylor Kitsch, Tahmoh Penikett, Nathan Fillion and Gale Harold.

Posted by: althegal at June 26, 2009 9:50 PM

God, this is surprisingly hard. I'm going to go ahead and claim 5 for each gender instead of being a good girl and doing it total.

1. Nathan Fillion (be still my loins)
2. Brad Pitt (can't help it)
3. Alan Tudyk (he's just so lovable, even as a crazy Dollhouse murderer person)
4. Will Arnett (he wouldn't even have to participate, as long as he was talking)
5. Wentworth Miller (it's not even fair to be that good looking)

Lady-time:
1. Christina Hendricks
2. Amy Poehler
3. Marion Cotillard
4. Anne Hathaway
5. Salma Hayek

I may be straight, but who could blame me for swinging a little wider on any of those?

Posted by: Jenna at June 26, 2009 10:19 PM

David Tennant
Christian Bale
Seth Green
Nathan Fillion
Gary Oldman

Posted by: Elii at June 26, 2009 10:20 PM

My all-time list

1. Nikki Sixx
2. Kid Rock
3. Angelina Jolie
4.& 5. These spots are usually left open. This week, it's Nathan Fillion and Christian Bale.

As you can see, I'm a fickle bitch who likes it dirty.

Posted by: Az at June 26, 2009 11:58 PM

Anne Hathaway
Yvonne Strahovski
Olivia Wilde
Rachel McAdams
Mila Kunis

Posted by: Mick J at June 27, 2009 1:05 AM

I am going to break these into two catagories. The names are in no particular order.

Women:
1. Natalie Portman
2. Summer Glau
3. Mia Kirshner
4. Tina Fey
5. Eva Green

Guys:

1. Nathan Fillion
2. Neil Patrick Harris
3. Robert Downey JR.
4. Jason Statham
5. Ryan Reynolds

These are my opinions and while hard to narrow down to just five each...well, I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: AdamX74 at June 27, 2009 1:07 AM

Nathan Fillion
James Franco
Johnny Depp
Seth Green
Summer Glau

Posted by: browncoat at June 27, 2009 2:02 AM

Wow, year after year I still don't get the James MacAvoy lovin...

Here's my list:

Ryan Gosling
Steven Strait
Jamie Bell
Lee Pace
Christian Bale (we'd have to talk about T4, but still...)

Posted by: Megan at June 27, 2009 2:31 AM

1.) Jared Padalecki

2.) Zachary Levi

3.) John Krasinski

4.) Nathan Fillion

5.) Ryan Kwanten

Posted by: Kelli at June 27, 2009 3:21 AM

Jake Gyllenhaal
Hugh Jackman
Viggo Mortensen (all dirty and hairy like in LOTR)
Josh Holloway
Rodrigo Santoro

I like my men scruffy, I guess!

Posted by: WYou at June 27, 2009 4:52 AM

I've got a lo-oong list of men I'd like to fuck, but after careful consideration, I've narrowed it down to five. And, to make things clearer, I'll do it properly this time:
1. Christian Bale, because he is Christian fucking Bale. I don't care how stereotypical a choice he is or how many stagehands and co-actors he yells at - he is madly talented and dropdeadgorgeous.
2. Viggo Mortensen. The man is 50! 50! Have you seen how he looks like? (Looks like he's been around the place, several times, that's how he looks like.)
3. Sam Rockwell. 'cause everything about him spells "sex". I am eternally puzzled as to why he isn't more widely recognised or used or adored.
4. Dylan Moran, because he is without doubt the wittiest comedian around, and I'd die for men with a decent sense of humour. Also, the hair! The Irish hair!
5. Simon Pegg, because he makes geeks look cool.

P.S speaking of men who leave me completely cold: Ryan Gosling, Alan Rickman (yes, with that voice and all, I just can't be arsed), and *cough* Johnny Depp. I understand it in theory, but in real life...nah.

Posted by: AbFab at June 27, 2009 5:27 AM

1. heather graham.
2. rosario dawson.
3. winona ryder
4. zooey d.
5. tina fey.

Posted by: daltonic at June 27, 2009 7:27 AM

Nathan Fillion
Robert Downey Jr
Will Smith
Hugh Jackman
Clive Owen

Posted by: Maurina at June 27, 2009 7:39 AM

Jennifer Connelly
Ian Somerhalder
Paul Rudd
Cillian Murphy
James Spader (Spader in Pretty in Pink... arrogant bliss, even 23 years later)

Posted by: Sarahsaurus at June 27, 2009 8:33 AM

Edward Norton
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson
Nathan Fillion
Karl Urban
Zac Efron (don't judge me!)

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at June 27, 2009 10:30 AM

Paul Rudd
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Taylor Kitsch
James McAvoy
Ryan Reynolds

aaaaand, as for the ladies:
Natalie Portman
Rachel McAdams
Jenny Lewis
Zooey Deschanel
Maggie Gyllenhaal

Posted by: Jen at June 27, 2009 10:43 AM

I'm changing mine, it's just too important to get it wrong.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Sophia Myles
Yvonne Strahovski
Christina Hendricks
Anna Faris

This one might hold up till next year.

Posted by: Angus at June 27, 2009 11:02 AM

Naveen Andrews
Taylor Kitsch
NPH
Nathan Fillion
Nachary Quinto

Posted by: MiniTs at June 27, 2009 11:23 AM

Zooey Deschanel
Kristen Bell
Anna Faris
Amanda Seyfried
Megan Fox

Posted by: Del at June 27, 2009 12:04 PM

Zachary Quinto
Viggo Mortensen
Matthew Gray Gubler
John Krasinski
David Boreanaz

mmmmm.........

Posted by: suze at June 27, 2009 1:29 PM

also, don't hate me, but can i vote AGAINST fillion? i don't know what it is about him, but i really just want to kick him in the teeth.

ugh.

Posted by: suze at June 27, 2009 1:31 PM

I have a man list and a woman list

Men:

Robert Downey Jr
Jon Hamm
Emile Hirsh
James Marsters (Yes. Spike from Buffy. Still the love of my life)
Alan Rickman

Women:
Cate Blanchett
Zooey Deschanel
Christina Hendricks
Anne Hathaway
ALLISON JANNEY

Posted by: Zabe at June 27, 2009 1:33 PM

boys

1. eddie izzard
2. david tennant
3. louis theroux
4. robert downey jr
5. rahm emanuel

girls

1. audrey tautou
2. rachel maddow
3. lizzy caplan
4. tina fey
5. lucy liu

Posted by: fizzingwb at June 27, 2009 1:41 PM

You know, suze, I'm halfway with you...I don't hate Fillion, and I am a huge Firefly fan, but I just don't get the craze.

Posted by: AbFab at June 27, 2009 3:33 PM

1. Damien Lewis
2. Matthew MacFayden
3. Clive Owen
4. Daniel Craig
5. Chris Pine

Posted by: felix at June 27, 2009 3:45 PM

1. Edward Norton
2. Johnny Depp
3. John Cusack
4. Leonardo DiCaprio
5. Christian Bale

That is in order.

Posted by: alice at June 27, 2009 4:50 PM

1. Aria Giovanni
2. Christina Hendricks
3. Molly Parker
4. Polly Walker
5. Scarlett Johansson

Posted by: Benny at June 27, 2009 5:10 PM

Men
1. Nathan Fillion
2. Jason Statham
3. Edgar Ramirez
4. Mathieu Kassovitz
5. Paul Rudd

Women
1. Milla Jovovich
2. Monica Bellucci
3. Sophie Marceau
4. Famke Janssen
5. Gong Li

Posted by: androstarr at June 27, 2009 5:53 PM

1. Christina Hendricks
2. Salma Hayeck
3. Catherine Zeta Jones
4. Zoe Bell
5. Rosario Dawson

Posted by: Mrcreosote at June 27, 2009 6:15 PM

Kristen Bell
Natalie Portman
Leighton Meester
Naveen andrews
Gerard Butler
Jon Hamm

Posted by: Superstar at June 27, 2009 7:31 PM

the hell do you get it down to five?

Lizzy Caplan
Kristen Bell
Kate Winslet
Nora Zehetner
Alison Lohman

Lesson is, subculture chicks>superculture chicks.

HM: Mary Louise Parker, Amy Acker, samaire armstrong, natalie portman.

Posted by: trippdup at June 27, 2009 7:35 PM

Salma Hayek
Kristen Bell
Kate Winslet
Monica Bellucci
Tina Fey

Posted by: dg at June 27, 2009 8:47 PM

the wife's 5:
Ryan Gosling
Ryan Reynolds
Taylor Kitsch
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
paul rudd

Posted by: dg at June 27, 2009 8:51 PM

and 2 bonus choices each:

rachel mcadams
anne hathaway

christian bale
RDJ

Posted by: dg at June 27, 2009 8:54 PM

In no particular order:

1. Karl Urban
2. Robert Downey Jr
3. Zachary Quinto
4. Jason Statham
5. Clive Owen

Posted by: Ali at June 27, 2009 10:16 PM

5. Kat Dennings
4. Julie Bowen(just b/c of weeds this season)
3. Christina Hendricks
2. Michaela Conlin
1. Rhona Mitra

Posted by: thecox at June 27, 2009 10:19 PM

1. Clive Owen
2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
3. Matthew Macfadyen (Mr. Darcy)
4. John Krasinski
5. Jason Behr
6. Taylor Kitsch
7. double-teamed by the dudes from Supernatural
8. Peter Sarsgaard
9. Alexander Skarsgard
10. the free credit report.com singing guy
11. Statham
12. Bill Maher

Posted by: Melissa at June 27, 2009 11:04 PM

1. Richard Armitage (most of you people do not know what you're missing)
2. Toby Stephens (as Prince John, crown optional)
3. Christian Bale
4. Josh Holloway
5. Sean Bean

Posted by: Elfrieda at June 27, 2009 11:59 PM

1. Karl Urban

2. Gareth David-Lloyd

3. Captain Fine *ahem* I mean Chris Pine

4. Hugh Jackman

5. Nathan Fillion

Posted by: noo at June 28, 2009 5:16 AM

1. James McAvoy
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Jake Gyllenhall
4. Jon Hamm
5. Ewan McGregor

Posted by: lozz at June 28, 2009 10:06 AM

1. Robert Downey Jr.
2. Emile Hirsch
3. Anne Hathaway
4. Neil Patrick Harris
5. Chris Pine

Posted by: Ferocita72 at June 28, 2009 12:01 PM

1. Gael Garcia Bernal. 2. Joseph Gorden-Levitt. 3. Emile Hirsch. 4. Vin Diesel. 5. Johnny Depp

Posted by: DogsnamedLuckydietragically at June 28, 2009 12:11 PM

1. Natalie Portman
2. Mary Louise Parker
3. Rachel Weisz
4. Tina Fey
5. Eva Green

But if I could get a NP-MLP hybrid that would be excellent and I'll just rescind any further requests.

To the peeps putting Megan Fox on their lists: PLZDIE.

Posted by: Just Joe at June 28, 2009 12:36 PM

rachel weisz
anne hathaway
jennifer aniston
zooey deschanel
mila kunis

Posted by: maxpurr9 at June 28, 2009 1:26 PM

Guys:
1. Gerard Butler (Hottest Phantom Ever!)
2. Tom Welling
3. Orlando Bloom (as Legolas)
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Thomas Jane (as the Punisher)

Girls:
1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Isla Fisher
3. Shakira
4. Salma Hayek
5. Monica Belucchi

Posted by: Natalie Bahadori at June 28, 2009 3:11 PM

5. Don Cheadle
4. Sam Rockwell
3. Robert Downey, Jr.
2. Stephen Colbert
1. Christian Bale

Posted by: Nika at June 28, 2009 4:22 PM

kate winslet
felicia day
jeri ryan
christina hendricks
kristen bell

nathan fillion
neil patrick harris
chris pine
jason dohring
john krasinski

Posted by: tiki at June 28, 2009 4:25 PM

The Ladies:

5. Rachel Weisz
4. Penelope Cruz
3. Kristin Davis
2. Kate Winslet
1. Eva Green

The Men:

5. Gerard Butler
4. Adrien Brody
3. Sam Rockwell
2. Daniel Craig
1. Ewan MacGregor

Posted by: AlannaJudith at June 28, 2009 4:38 PM

Nathan Fillion
Ryan Gosling
James McAvoy
Paul Rudd
John Krasinski

I really couldn't choose a particular order, as it changes depending on my mood.

Posted by: SCannakate at June 28, 2009 4:56 PM

Nathan Fillion (bien sur)
Daniel Craig
Ryan Reynolds
Clive Owen
Raul Esparza

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at June 28, 2009 6:03 PM

Men:
Clive Owen
Christian Bale
Robert Downey Jr.
Johnny Depp
Ryan Reynolds

Ladies:
Kate Winslet
Eva Green
Rachel Weisz
Rosario Dawson
Tina Fey

Posted by: Meg at June 28, 2009 6:09 PM

1. Steven Strait
2. Bradley Cooper
3. Zachary Levi
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Ryan Reynolds

Posted by: Danna at June 28, 2009 6:54 PM

1. Colin Firth. He always has been, and always will be, my number one.
2. Johnny Depp.
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal.
4. Kate Winslet.
5. Heath Ledger. He will always be Patrick Verona to me.

Posted by: Jamie at June 28, 2009 8:38 PM

1. Paul Rudd (!!!)
2. Daniel Craig
3. Bradley Cooper
4. Jake Gyllenhaal
5. Jason Bateman

Posted by: bon at June 28, 2009 9:58 PM

How could I forget Clive Owen? Yum. He looks like he could get all kinds of down and dirty.

Posted by: Az at June 28, 2009 10:54 PM

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Posted by: calrk at June 28, 2009 11:05 PM

Men from my 'handcuffs' list. (These are men I would like to handcuff to my bed and be naughty with. They are different to my 'attractive' list and my 'pretty' list.)

Nathan Fillion (He's funny, yes, but there's something very physical about that man. Like he wants carry you over his shoulder to somewhere he can make you all the right kinds of sweaty).

RDJ - the original holder of the 'handcuffs' title.

John Barrowman - Yes, I know he's gay. No, I don't care.

Johnny Depp - 'nuff said.

Number five is either Karl Urban or Viggo Mortensern.

Obviously, I like 'em a little bit dirty and a little bit growl-y

Posted by: ScienceGeek at June 28, 2009 11:31 PM

1. David Bowie
2. Sam Rockwell
3. Ewan McGregor
4. Amy Adams
5. Maggie Gyllenhaal

(I play for both teams.)

Posted by: ziggy at June 29, 2009 2:21 AM

chris evans
bradley cooper
clive owen
christian bale
johnny knoxville
gabriel aubrey
leo dicaprio
eric mabius
collin farrel
russel crowe

Posted by: onandon at June 29, 2009 3:43 AM

- Ryan Reynolds
- Paul Rudd
- Neil Patrick Harris
- Mila Kunis
- Zooey Deschanel

Posted by: Thijs at June 29, 2009 4:22 AM

- Sam Worthington
- Johnny Depp
- Daniel Craig
- Robert Downey Jr
- Angelina Jolie

Posted by: Macha at June 29, 2009 5:49 AM

1. Daniel Craig
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Javier Bardem
4. Hugh Laurie
5. Paul Rudd

from boyish charm to Manly McManersons

Posted by: neev at June 29, 2009 6:30 AM

Men:
Daniel Craig
Ewan MacGregor
Joaquin Phoenix
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Seth MacFarlane

Man, I love Jon Krasinski, but I realized while compiling this list that couldn't picture actually having sex with him. I could picture some kissing and maybe a little over-the-sweater action, but mostly I just think we'd go antiquing together and have brunch at diners. I don't see him throwin' down and pulling hair.

Ladies:
Cristina Hendricks
Rachel Weisz
Salma Hayek
Cate Blanchett
Drea de Matteo

Posted by: K at June 29, 2009 7:09 AM

Kate Winslet!!!
John Krasinski
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Daniel Craig
Ryan Gosling

Posted by: AES at June 29, 2009 8:48 AM

1. Nathan Fillion (I don't care how many years he wins, he still deserves it. And by "it" I mean "it.")
2. Jason Bateman (still on my wall after all these years)
3. Clive Owen
4. Jon Hamm (bonus points if he dresses as Don Draper)
5. Hugh Jackman

** If Chris Hansen is reading this, please avert your eyes - I purposefully left off that kid playing the wolf in that damn New Moon movie because I read he's only 17. But in a year, add him. And pretend I didn't say this. **

Posted by: kellyo at June 29, 2009 8:52 AM

The best and worst thing about reading other peoples' comments is finding those amazing people you left off! I didnt even think about Eddie Izzard or Peter Krause! Although, admittedly, I put those under my list of "Folks I Want to Share a Coffee With" (and not in the Izzard, coffee wink wink kind of way) more than "Folks From Which I Shall Claim tha' Booty."

Posted by: Patty O'Green at June 29, 2009 10:12 AM

in no particular order:

zachary quinto
david boreanaz
viggo mortensen (preferably scruffy and dirty like aragorn.... yummy!)
hugh laurie
matthew mcfayden

Posted by: anna at June 29, 2009 12:40 PM

Because I'm a cheater here is my list of bangables over 35:

Christian Bale
Gerard Butler (the accent is mmrrrrrowww)
Daniel Craig (those eyes alone can do me)
Taye Diggs (his smile is just irresistable)
Nathan Fillion (I didn't like him before I saw Waitress, now I luuuurve him)

Bangables under 35:
Ryan Reynolds (with his Blade Trinity/Amityville bod)
Ryan Gosling (sans beard)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt (his little wrinkly forhead look just melts me)
Milo Ventimiglia (I've got a mad crush on him and his hair)
Gael Garcia Bernal (he's almost too hot for me, almost)

And I can't forget the ladies:
Kat Von D (I would be happy just getting to know all her tattoos)
Natalie Portman (the intelligence in her looks is just so fucking hot)
Salma Hayek (most bangable bod in Hollywood - Megan Fox wishes)
Heidi Klum (my favorite blonde)
Monica Bellucci (but she must say dirty nasty things in French to me)

Posted by: Wormer at June 29, 2009 3:43 PM

1. Alec Baldwin
2. Christian Bale
3. Leonardo DiCaprio
4. George Clooney
5. Gerard Butler

Posted by: heels at June 29, 2009 5:57 PM

1. Alexander Skarsgård
2. Nathan Fillion
3. Jeremy Renner
4. James McAvoy
5. Rachel Maddow.

I'm random.

Posted by: Sarah C at June 29, 2009 11:31 PM

1. Clive Owen
2. Gael Garcia Bernal
3. Chris Pine
4. Jon Hamm
5. Ewan MacGregor/James MacAvoy

Maybe Eva Green and Natalie Portman for some sapphic action, but those four dudes and that Scottish sandwich are where it's at for me.

Posted by: claire at June 30, 2009 5:39 PM

1. Robert Downey Jr.
2. Christian Bale
3. David Boreanaz
4. Viggo Mortensen
5. Paul Bettany

I never really liked Boreanaz in the Whedon universe cuz Angel was always, y'know, freaking whiney, but he's funny on Bones. I like my guys funny. And scruffy. Mmmm.

Honourable mentions, because paring these lists down is hard:
Mike Rowe
Michael Clarke Duncan
Eric Bana
Jeffrey Donovan
George Clooney
Clive Owen
Ewen Mcgregor
Harrison Ford (circa Star Wars)

Girly List!
Kate Winslet
Rachel Weisz
Natalie Portman

Posted by: BiblioGeek at July 1, 2009 2:54 AM

In no particular order

- Rachel Weisz
- Anne Hathaway
- Chiwetel Ejiofor
- Christina Hendricks
- Isla Fisher

Honourable Mentions

- Brad Pitt
- Kate Winslet
- Laura Linney
- Rodrigo Santoro
- Sarah Chalke

Posted by: Westcoastpat at July 1, 2009 7:17 AM

Guys:

1. Idris Alba
2. Lee Pace
3. Alexander Skarsgård
4. Michael Ealy
5. Chiwetel Ejiofor

Ladies:

1. Kandyse McClure
2. Rutina Wesley
3. Naomie Harris
4. Thandie Newton
5. Christina Hendricks

Posted by: Dean at July 2, 2009 2:09 PM

Robert Downey Jr.
Simon Pegg
Alan Tudyk
Ewan McGregor
Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Posted by: Kris at July 4, 2009 12:09 PM

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