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I am in the unfortunate position of having a majority of married freebies, but hey, these Hollywood marriages never last, right?

Christian Bale
Johnny Greenwood
Jason Lee
Matthew Fox
Jack Black

In no particular order:

Tori Amos
Johnny Depp
David Bowie
Beth Gibbons
Karl Urban

ooh, damn. I REALLY wish I wasn't at work right now....

1) Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars)
2) Leslie Feist (Musician, performs as Feist)
3) Rachel Bilson ("Summer" from the O.C.)
4) Chan Marshall (Musician, performs as Cat Power)
5) Natalie Portman (I doubt any description is needed)

Not in any particular order

Alan Tudyk
Paul Gross
Ewen McGregor
Christian Bale
Chistopher Eccleston

1. Alan Rickman
2. Joaquin Phoenix
3. Alec Baldwin
4. Naveen Andrews (Sayid)
5. John Cusack

All of these guys are waaa-ay older than me. I had to leave off Cary Grant and Jimmy Stewart as a result of death.

Okay I'm just going to pretend ficional characters do count, because I'll be DAMNED if I'm sleeping with Jared "Thomas Kincade" Padalecki.

Sam and/or Dean Winchester (interchangeable hunks- and yes I said "and" meaning possibly concurrently)
Dave Foley (circa early 90's)
Jason Bateman
Nathon Fillion
Mike Nesmith (circa late 60's)

I knew someone would come up with an actor that I'd unfortunately miss. Alan Rickman! Nice one.

In no order:

Clive Owen
Patrick Wilson
Steve Carrell
Clooney
Bradley Whitford (or maybe it's Josh Lyman or Mike Todwell from Adventures in Babysitting)

1. Paul Rudd
2. Joseph Gordon-Levitt (although he's probably too cool for me)
3. George Clooney (he's a bachelor, it could happen!)
4. Milo Ventimiglia
5. Justin Chambers (the only reason i still watch Grey's Anatomy)

1. Tadanobu Asano
2. Oded Fehr (good call jadeblue)
3. Johnny Depp
4. Billy Zane
5. Richard Gere (shush!)

George Clooney

Ving Rhames

Jon Stewart

Robert Deniro

And I can't decide between Denzel Washington (The Glory version)or Antonio Banderas (the Mambo Kings version)

George Clooney

David Duchovny

Ewan MacGregor

Clive Owen

Nathan Fillion

1. Justin Chambers
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. John Cusack
5. Colin Firth
6. Colin Farrell

sorry i have to have 6. my husband has six as well so its all good. im not eliminating any of them.

"Charlie Hunnam"-nice pick Rachel! Sigh. I miss Undeclared.

I love Eileen's list as well, Paul Rudd and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are inspired.

Damn! I forgot about Jesse Spencer (from House). He could be the alternate. I am SUCH a sucker for accents.

Oh, I've definitely kept a list like this for quite some time. Hilarity! In no particular order:

1. Christian Bale

2. Hugh Jackman

3. Clive Owen

4. Cillian Murphy

5. Keanu Reeves (...shut up)

I might embarrass myself here, but...
1)Ryan Gosling
2)Dean Cain (shut up - I love Superman)
3)Brad Pitt
4)George Clooney
5)Adam Beach

1. Simon Pegg (although I wish he hadn't lost so much weight for Hot Fuzz)
2. Christopher Eccleston (especially all bearded and beer-gutted as Claude in Heroes)
3. Jason Bateman
4. Henry Ian Cusick
5. Ryan Gosling

Brad Pitt, I know he's not cool anymore, but goddamn, I'm loyal and I've loved him for years.

Ewan MacGregor

Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, together.

See is that three or four?

If it's three, then Jenny Lewis and Angelina Jolie. I'm a happily married woman, but I did go to an all girl Catholic high school after all...

Also, I'd trade in James Marsters and his ridiculous bleached hair for any of the above. God, I have a thing for cheekbones.

hey pajiba guys...any guys on your list? I've noticed I'm not the only girl going for girls, does the same hold true for the guys?

I have no such list that my wife knows of, but if I were to make one it might look something like this:

1. Beyonce
2. Selma Blair
3. Tina Fey
4. Jenna Fischer (Pam Beasly actually, sue me, I'm a blubbering vagina over Pam & Jim)
5. Johnny Depp (like you wouldn't!)

Hmm. We need some comments here, instead of all these mute lists:

1) Wes Bentley. American Beauty came out last century and I still want this guy.

2) Nathan Fillion...whose lusciability has been explored at length in other comments sections. I would do him with my parents watching if there was no other way.

3) Michael Ironside. You can have your Jason Statham; this man is the original dangerous-looking brute.

4) Nicky Katt. I can't really explain this one. He's just so goshdarn cute.

5) Jake Gyllenhaal--but only if he cries. (Yes, during.)

Honorable Mention: Josh Holloway.

Jen, you're right, I'm just wondering if same sex top fives and overall top fives ever overlap.

1. Johnny Depp
2. Adrian Brody
3. Salma Hayek
4. John Malkovich
5. Clive Owen

Btw, where are the lists from Dustin, Seth, and the rest of Pajiba?

Christian Bale
Gerard Butler
Colin Firth
Rodrigo Santoro
Sean Connery
....
Ralph Fines was on the list until publicised shenanigans made possibility of freebie too much of a sure thing.

1. John Krasinski
2. Dominic Monaghan
3. Jimmy Fallon
4. Topher Grace
5. Ewan McGregor

I guess I'll have to make a list of the 5 celebrites I haven't slept with.....sheesh:

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Salma Hayek
3. Christina Aguilera
4. Ms. Pajiba-hyphenate
5. Nikki Cox

Hey! Ms. Pajiba-hyphenate is not available. - DR

In no particular order:

1. Daniel Craig

2. Salma Hayek

3. Kate Walsh

4. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

5. Hugh Laurie

1. Salma Hayek (I'd have her wearing the outfit from 'From Dusk 'til Dawn...and she can step on my chest)

2. Jessica Biel (As seen from the profile I declare "Look at dat shelf!" as the homies would say)

3. Hayden Penetierre (What can i say...she seems to enjoy licking things...17 or not)

4. Isla Fisher (The sex crazed maniac in Wedding Crashers is the preference)

5. Rose McGowan (...drool!)

Honorable mention should any of the above become dead/married/hatchet-faced:
Sherri Moon, Marley Shelton, and Tara Reid (only because after a few drinks I'm pretty sure anal would be guaranteed)

Yeah I forgot about Mrs. Gyllenhaal. I don't find her all that physically attractive but something about her just oozes (the good kind) sexy.

"I only get five?" (Scully; XF: "The List")

Clooney is a given. No one would require me to put him on a list, for heaven's sake.

1. Nathan Fillion

2. Clive Owen (it's the accent, sure, but also the look of danger)

3. Viggo Mortensen (really? I'm the only one with Viggo on my list?)

4. Paul Newman (no, not right now, but some people are playing the "circa" card, so I am too. Circa 1985)

5. Liev Schrieber (or, pre-bloating, Vincent d'Onofrio)

Ooh - how could I forget Bruce Willis. I realize it is bizarre and he is way older than me, but there is just something about him.

And I'm taking Vincent D'Onofrio as my "alternate" -- bloat or not bloat.

Nathan Fillion

David Boreanaz

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Vin Diesel

Criss Angel

Billy Corgan (with hair, like in the Bullet with Butterfly Wings video)
David Wenham (all stubbly and suchlike)
Jon Stewart (Come on now)
Anderson Cooper (See above)
Taye Diggs (as my best friend is fond of saying, "Mmm Taye")

1. Ewan MacGregor
2. Eric Bana
3. Clive Owen
4. Ben Harper
5. Gerard Butler

1.) Conan O'Brien

2.) Tommy Lee Jones

3.) Jeff Goldblum

4.) BJ Novak

5.) Patrick Stewart

Laetitia Casta
Leonardo DiCaprio
Salma Hayek
Lauryn Hill
Johnny Depp

1. Gary Oldman

2. Liam Neeson

3. Hugo Weaving

4. Chow Yun-Fat

5. Michael Palin (though he's a bit old now)

I have loved all of these men for a long time. My ears are turning red at the thought of being with any of them.

Peter Krause

John Krasinski

Jason Segel

Steven Colbert

Scott Speedman (oh, Ben!)

maceo - Bruce Willis is an excellent choice. I saw him perform with his band at a charity event once. The man oozes sex appeal.

Oh, damn. Chow Yun-Fat, Goran Visjnic, Jason Statham, John Krasinski...can I have a do-over?

First three are set in stone.(fuck laminating, this is important)

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Keira Knightley
3. Eliza Dushku(She was Faith, nuff said. Plus a Boston girl is as close to local as I'm likely to get.)

These last two are incredibly hard to pick, there are just too many choose from.
4. Zooey Deschanel
5. Monica Bellucci(A long shot, but I saw that Friends episode; if you leave off the Italian goddess you'll live to regret it.)

Arrrg, that was painful, somehow I've got to make it acceptable to have a list of ten.....or twenty.

P.S. If Angelina is deemed a "given", swap in Kari Byron of the Mythbusters, ever since Buffy I can't resist smart, kinda kooky redheads.

1. johnny depp

2. trent reznor

3. donnie darko

4. angelina jolie

5. ryan gosling

So, I don't have a list made up, especially since I'm not partnered at the moment, but I have said, several times, that Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are the hottest celebrity couple I can think of.
I've also been known to say that I'd do Maggie and Peter and Jake Gyllenhaal at the same time, they're all so hot.
(I think I'd need the boys there, even though they're straight (damn!), but I'd still be into Maggie.)

Also: David Tennant.
And Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Ok, I guess that is five, although I tend to count Maggie/Jake/Peter all at once...

It is nice to see Nathan Fillion and Simon Pegg get some love up-thread.
I don't think they'd appear on the average person's list, but they resoundingly deserve it.

Mark Ruffalo
Eric Bana
Paul Rudd
Peter Sarsgaard
Hugh Laurie

In no particular order -

1) Ryan Gosling - bears a striking resemblance to an ex who I'm not really over. Plus, he just oozes cool.

2) Jon Stewart - don't have an explanation, just a really huge crush on the guy.

3) Ryan Reynolds - those lips.

4) David Boreanaz - but only if he lets me call him Angel.

5) John Krasinski - I don't care if my love for him is based on a fictional character...he still makes me dizzy.

Guilt Free Top 5 Freebies
1. Daniel Day-Lewis
2. George Clooney
3. Edward Norton
4. Adrian Brody
5. Jeff Goldblum (I have a thing for the freakishly tall)
Honorable Mention: Pascal Gregory

"If I Had No Qualms About Home-Wrecking" Top 5 Freebies
1. John Stewart
2. Vincent Cassel
3. Clive Owen
4. Conan O'Brien (again, freakishly tall)
5. Christian Bale
Honorable Mention: Jon Bon Jovi after 1995

"If I had a Time Machine" Top 5 Freebies
1. Gregory Peck
2. Jack Palance
3. Liam Neeson (wouldn't have to go back too far)
4. Willem Dafoe (same deal)
5. Ethan Hawke (back to when he was less of a douche)
Honorable Mention: Val Kilmer (he just always looks depressed nowadays)

1. jennifer Connelly
2. Anne Hathaway
3. Alicia Witt
4. Dana Delany
5. Jessica Biel

Quickly, before I change my mind (again):

Seth Rogen
Donald Faison
Colin Hanks
Kal Penn (in Superman Returns specifically)
and the obligatory TR Knight, 'cause at least one should bat for the same team.

in no particular order

Gael Garcia Bernal
Salma Hayek
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Angelina Jolie
Adam Baldwin (as Jayne)

My SO would list Tori Amos 5 times, I don't know if that gives her a better chance or me.

3 things before my list:
1. Ben, from what I've seen and heard about him, Becks would probably give it a go - as has been established in LA he'll switch teams (or leagues) for enough money.
2. Is it just me, or have the constant Charles Barkley+Dwayne Wade commercials ruined the cocept of My 5?
3. I think I read this in one of Bill Simmon's ESPN columns (I know I didn't think of it and giving the proper credit is important) how unfair these lists are to straight guys. The odds are infinitely greater for a woman (assuming some level of attractiveness (sorry)) to approach one of her 5 and be successful than for a guy. Chances are, the guy will get arrested or killed by her security detail.

With that said:
1. Maggie Gyllenhaal (Secretary re-enactments not required but not frowned upon)
2. Scarlett Johannson (although I am beginning to doubt her acting ability)
3. Phoebe Cates (see Friday's Deus Ex Malcontent post)
4. Jennifer Connelly (although the end of Requiem for a Dream scared me)
5. Meg White

and coming in from the bullpen:
6. Laura Prepon (Hot Donna)

Yikes, this is tough.

1. Brandon Flowers of The Killers (but only minus that stupid facial hair.)
2. Orlando Bloom
3. Colin Firth (preferable c. Pride & Prejudice, but wouldn't say no now, even if he is way too old for me.)
4. Will Arnett
5. James Franco

Honorable Mention for Hot Personality: Neil Gaiman.

I've got my missing name (the blankk number 4 on my list)! Sergi Lopez!

This is funny, because the boy and I both did this a week ago. Same and opposite sex lists for each! (We found out that we have similar tastes in men.)

1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
2. Josh Holloway
3. Brad Pitt...because...I have to, yes?
4. Heath Ledger...mmmm...accent...
5. Hugh Jackman

Same sex. This is weird, because most of mine are out of a combination of respect and admiration and their hottness.

1. Angelina Jolie...well...yeah
2. Kiera Knightley (with a good 15 lbs on her)
3. Reese Witherspoon (brunette and before she lost the 15 lbs...)
4. Jessica Biel
5. Rosario Dawson or Charlize Theron

Kristen Bell
Mandy Moore
Anne Hathaway
Kristen Bell
George Clooney

1. Gael Garcia Bernal
2. Seth Rogan
3. Ben Foster
4. Joaquin Pheonix
5. Sam Rockwell (especially as Zaphod Beeblebrox)

not on the list for unrealistic reasons (as if the others are):
jessica simpson
jessica alba
keira knightly
salma hayek
kerry washington

the list:
Natlie Portman
Lucy Davis
Zang Ziyi
Diane Lane
Cheryl Burke/Isla Fischer (tie)

5. John Krasinski

4. John Lennon (er, supposing he were still alive)

3. Cillian Murphy

2. Johnny Depp

1. Christian Bale

In no particular order.

Eliza Dushku
Monica Bellucci
Emmanuelle Chriqui (This is Sloan from Entourage)
Tricia Helfer (6 from BSG)
Kristen Bell

Julie: sweet. :) I would even totally marry Seth Rogen. No question.

And Clementine I can totally see why you put Sam Rockwell as Zaphod Beeblebrox... I too found him strangely attractive in that role. Also wanted to eat him up in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.

I must admit to using the other pajibans' lists as fodder/inspiration for my own. Sue me.

Ps- this is legitimately difficult:

1. mos def
2. john krasinski (everyone in my office kept his rumored romance with renee zellwegger a secret b/c they didn't think I could handle it. They were right)
3. colin firth (its just... all.. So good)
4. RYAN REYNOLDS (just friends pushed me over the top)
5. david beckham (despite the international factor ie isabella rosalini)

Alternate: Paul rudd (ever since clueless, but 40 year old virgin sealed the deal after he used the word "mantastic")

Honorable mention: Vince circa swingers (so money), Vincent d'Onofrio, paul newman back in the day

...and did someone REALLY say john malkovich? Really?

Perfectjargon- your end of list qualifier makes you THE MAN and the woman in you bed/life is certainly blessed. Way to be.
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John C. McGinley
Dave Matthews
James Spader
Alton Brown
Hugh Grant

Ian McKellen (in full Gandalf)

Oh, crap, I forgot Jason Sudeikis. I never watch SNL, but found him extremely attractive on 30 Rock, and if the man can bring the sexy w/ a character name like Floyd, well that is impressive.

Only five? Can I have 10? 15? C'mon, people!

1) Ewan McGregor
2) Jake Gyllenhaal
3) Angelina Jolie
4) Gael Garcia Bernal (ummmm...can I also have Diego Luna at the same time? What, like y'all weren't thinking the same thing during Y Tu Mama Tambien)
5) Kate Walsh (I think I can be a chick and have two on here, so whatever)

...and because my boyfriend always points out that I have "weird" taste, the five "weirder"/less conventional ones--

1) Simon Pegg
2) Alan Cumming
3) Conan O'Brien (I've crushed on him since I was in 8th grade. Don't judge)
4) Jason Schwartzman
5) Jon Stewart

I've also just realized that I feel worse about leaving Nigella Lawson, Natalie Portman, Shirley Manson, and, ummmmm, an actress who caters to a particular audience by the name of Jesse Jane (maybe some of the guys will know who I'm talking about) off this list than I do about Christian Bale and Ryan Gosling.

And Cate Blanchett.

No particular order:

George Clooney

Paul Rudd

Gary Oldman

Aaron Eckhart

Michael Wincott (oh man, that voice really gets me for some reason)

Honorable Mention: Vincent D'Onofrio (glad a lot of you agree with me on this one)

Louise? Yes, I forgot about Viggo, and the fact that I watch LOTR with the sound off. Please forgive me. And I would totally hit the "Cool Hand Luke" Newman. And props to whoever mentioned Chow Yung Fat. Damn. Hidden Dragon indeed. Ahem. Sorry.

I am glad to see so much Selma Hayek love because she would go on my "if I did girls list" next to Angelina, a young Tina Turner (shut up!) and possibly Cristina Aguilera. And props to the guy who had Tina Fey on his list!

"Paul Bettany (am I alone here?)"

Oh shit, I forgot, mezzomom. You're definitely not alone, and his wife ain't so bad either.

1.George
2.Heath Ledger
3.Laird Hamilton
4.Mark ruffalo
5.Clive Owen

"Hey! Ms. Pajiba-hyphenate is not available. - DR"

Damn! Alright, I'll sub her out for Monica "Big Ol' Bazooms" Bellucci

And for my same sex top five

1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Christian Bale
3. Jason Statham
4. Dustin Rowles
5. Myself

As you can see, I'm sleeping my way to the bottom.

1. Kelly MacDonald
2. Tina Fey
3. Natalie Portman
4. Rosario Dawson
5. Gemma Hayes (Irish singer-songwriter)

1. George Clooney
2. Scott Speedman (hey, given his C-list status, this could actually happen!)
3. Mark Ruffalo
4. Jason Dohring
5. Ryan Reynolds

Oh, and an idea for the next diversion: 5 celebrities who you would consider "switching teams" for. :D

Oh, and RIGHT ON to whoever said Johnny Greenwood. That's the coolest post up here. I can't put him on my list because I'd just be too intimidated to function properly.

In no particular order:

Johnny Depp (preferably in pirate gear)

John Krasinski (just love him to death)

Topher Grace (so glad you're all showing him the love as well)

Jon Stewart (what is with me and the Johns?)

Paul Rudd (from the days of Clueless to Romeo + Juliet, to Anchorman and 40 Year Old Virgin...loved him then, love him now)

Honorable Mentions:

Hyde from That 70s Show

Rivers Cuomo

Snoop Dogg (I know, I know...my friends are so confused)

Conan O'Brien

Brandon Boyd from Incubus

I would also like to point out that I have a final in one hour, it takes 30 minutes to get there, and I just spent about that amount of time reading and deliberating.

this is incredibly difficult.

-ryan gosling
-justin theroux
-jake gyllenhaal
-joseph-gordon levitt
-sufjan stevens

I can't believe no one else listed justin theroux. he's a dreamboat.

1. Jon Stewart
2. Trent Reznor
3. Viggo Mortensen
4. John Krasinski (I will fight you all)
5. Xabi Alonso (Basque soccer player...yummmm)

the first three are old enough to be my father, but that doesn't matter, right? I saw someone had Alton Brown...nicely done.

since everyone else is doing it, here's the girls I'd switch teams for
1. Jenna Fischer
2. Audrey Tautou
3. Parminder Nagra
4. Cate Blanchett
5. Maggie Gyllenhaal

Nathan Fillion,
Gerard Butler,
Mike Rowe,
Clive Owen,
James Purefoy

Larry Mullen, Jr (U2 drummer, for those of you who are under 30)
Richard Armitage (the actor from North and South and Robin Hood, not the pin-head state department guy)
Christopher Ecclestone (he's mine! stay away Pajiba-whores)
Alan Hansen (ex-Liverpool FC player and manager: no requirement to go back in time here: I'd do him as is today)
Stuart Townsend (I can't explain it, I just get butterflies every time I see him on the screen)

And I agree, Clooney is a given so there should not be a rquirement to fill up a spot on the list with him.

Gaspard Ulliel
Nathan Fillion
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Ewan McGregor
John Krasinski

1. Johnny Depp
2. Christian Bale
3. Jake Gyllenhaal
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Damien Rice

My husband's:

1. Natalie Portman
2. Keira Knightley
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Diane Kruger
5. Thandie Newton

I'm not that familiar with their marital status, so I may end up a home wrecker...

I'd be up for a quickie in the bathroom if ____ approached me:
Gael Garcia Bernal
Ewan McGregor
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
George Clooney
Ryan Reynolds

I'd pinch hit for the other team with ____ as my co-captain:
Salma Hayek
Tricia Helfer
Natalie Portman
Rosario Dawson
Monica Bellucci

1. Nathan Fillion - Just too adorable for words.

2. Clive Owen - since Croupier. He's a bad bad man.

3. Viggo Mortensen - He'd like, build you a log cabin, catch you a fish for dinner, then write you a poem, and then do those things that he did to Gwyneth in A Perfect Murder. Whooboy!

4. Eric Bana - I watched (and purchased on DVD) Troy because his pectoral muscles should be bronzed and hung on my wall.

5. Ryan Reynolds - Blade Trinity: bad movie. good abs.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio ever since This Boy's Life
2. Ryan Gosling ever since Friday when I watched Half Nelson and did you see him dance?
3. Matt Damon since The Bourne Identity and the shoulders.
4. Diego Luna
5. Gael Garcia Bernal

Christian Bale
Michael Vartan (no mention yet!?)
John Krasinski
Matt Damon
Mike Rowe

1. Jason Bateman
2. Gael Garcia Bernal
3. Simon Pegg
4. Heath Ledger
5. Joaquin Pheonix

Christian Bale
Jeremy Northam
Paul Rudd
Ralph Fiennes
Gael Garcia Bernal

In no particular order:

Clea DuVall (Especially circa "...But I'm a Cheerleader," with the shorter hair and the black shirt and the swagger? Hello.)

Ben Browder

Claudia Black (Why yes, I do own every "Farscape" DVD ever. Why do you ask?)

Walton Goggins (Somewhere along the line I picked up an affection for men with very slight Southern accents. Plus, what a name! I want to marry him so we can have a Walton Goggins, Jr. Or a Waltina, maybe...)

Katee Sackhoff (...seeing a pattern here)

I think I need a cigarette now.

I love me some English boys:

Rufus Sewell
Tim Roth
Gary Oldman (So I'm the only person turned on by Rosenkrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead--sue me.)
Clive Owen
Christopher Eccleston

Straight or gay, if Clooney asks, it's gonna happen. So my top five AFTER Clooney are (in no particular order):

1) Clive Owen

2) Brad Pitt

3) Goran Visjnic

4) Jason Bateman

5) Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Courtney, Ari Fleisher? Really??

Gabrielle, how could you be the first (I think) to put Daniel Day-Lewis. Thanks for reminding me. My list runneth over.

1. Viggo Mortenson (Seriously-- I sat through Hidalgo for that man--twice.)
2. Hugh Laurie (I shall lick him all over--which might be a bit odd, now that I think about it)
3. Gary Oldman
4. Rufus Sewell
5. Karl Urban

Oh, and Johnny Depp is a goes-without-saying. I don't want to live in a world where I couldn't potentially have my wicked way with that man.

Also-- Sam Jackson.

I am shocked, SHOCKED! by the lack of Kate Winslet love...seriously people!

The Men:
Johnny Depp (had a crush since 21 Jumpstreet)
Ewan McGregor (Moulin Rouge...beautiful singing!!)
Christian Bale (crushing since Newsies)
Chris Meloni (Detective Stabler.... yuuuuummmm)
Matthew McConaughey (I'm a Texas girl, what can I say??)

The Ladies:
Angelina Jolie (no explaination needed)
Scarlett Johanssen (see above)
Poe (I dare you to listen to the remix of "Hey Pretty" and NOT want to sleep with her.)
Eliza Dushku (My Buffy obsession with a side of sassy and a little dirty.)
Salma Hayek (Good lord, it's seriously impressive when I want to sleep with a woman for her curves, since I'm a curvy girl myself!)

lawrence fishburn
vasquez- aliens
sam shepard
susan saranden
not many of my type( see vasquez) get parts

In no particular order:

James Spader (he's been on the list since the 80s, and there's no reason to remove him now. See my dissertation on John Malkovich, below, for an explanation.)

Nick Simmons (yeah, me and every other female between the ages of 11 and 91, I'm sure. Younger guys don't interest me, but this kid, jesus. He's just unreal. And he's 18 now! Haha.)

Paul Bettany (omg. so hot. I can't stand it. OMG.)

Olivier Martinez was supposed to go here, but I think I'm going to have to swap him out with John Malkovich; Martinez is stunningly beautiful, but Malkovich looks like a righteous fucking lay, and if I'm going to cheat, it's got to be more than pretty; it's got to leave my legs shaking for weeks. My guess is Malkovich would deliver.)

Vince Vaughn (yes, even fat, bloated, 2007 Vince Vaughn; I just find him unbelievably hot, and I don't know why.)

Bec,
Totally agree with Brandon Flowers from The Killers...without the facial hair! yummy.
And how the hell did I also forget Logan Eckolls? Jason Dohring will always hold a spot on this list. Damn now I'm up to 8.

Billie Joe Armstrong (lead singer, Green Day)
Gerard Way (lead singer, My Chemical Romance)
Edward Norton (the intellectual woman's hot guy)
Lee Pace (probably best known for the tragically short-lived Wonderfalls)
Henry from Ugly Betty (to clarify, not the actor who plays Henry, but Henry himself, the fictional character. I've got me some major nerd love.)

Ooh, I just noticed that somebody said Simon Pegg! Shaun, Nick Angel, I adore you, you ginger nut. I'd love to put Corey Haim on this list, but I think he took the fall waaaay back in the '80s with that craptastic "Day in the life of Corey" documentary he filmed. And maybe Vin Diesel, 'cause he's got the hottest voice imaginable (and the rest of it's not bad either. Him. I mean him, not it.)

Crap--I forgot Hugh Grant. And Lucas Black (that little boy from Sling Blade is all grown up now!)

And if we're going back in time, young Elvis has got to be on my list.

1. Takeshi Kaneshiro, actually, I would list him 5 times over if I thought it would increase my chances
2. Monica Bellucci, honestly, she's like the hottest woman ever.
3. Jason Marsters
4. Vincent Cassel
5. Masaki Sumitani (aka Razor Ramon Hard Gay), cause he's awesome.

Orlando Bloom is my alternate, cause he's so freaking pretty, though he's not much else.

1. Kate Winslet
2. Claire Danes
3. Isla Fischer
4. Natalie Portman
5. Julia Stiles

This list can change at any time, right? (Though Kate's been the number one for over a decade now.)

BRADLEY COOPER!!

My main Alias man! I love him, thanks to whoever reminded me. Vartan is so lame in comparison.

1.) Liam Neeson ( I have thought he was hot since Schindler's List)
2.) Jake Gyllenhaal (In Jarhead)
3.) Clive Owens
4.) Warren Beatty (Circa Bonnie and Clyde)
5.) Jean Paul Belmundo (When he was in Godard's Movies)

After reading so many people say George Clooney is a given, I will take him off my list and add Paul Bettany in his place. Ahhhhh.

This is my mostly age-appropriate freebie list, because I love me some cerebral men...

1. Viggo Mortenson
2. Christian Bale
3. Edward Norton
4. Jon Stewart
5. David Strathairn

A lot of people here are listing my alternates, but I haven't seen some others. I would like to also humbly submit the following names for your consideration: Tahmoh Penikett, Michael Muhney, The Rock.

I also like the idea of the same sex list. This is my "willing to have a threesome with" list in no particular order:

Kate Beckinsale
Kate Winslet
Salma Hayek
Tricia Helfer
Gina Torres

Wow, this is difficult.
Men:

1. Ewan MacGregor
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Gael Garcia Bernal
4. Gary Oldman
5. Terrence Howard

Women:
1. Cat Power
2. Kate Walsh
3. Jennifer Connelly
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Kate Winslet

Back in Time:
1. Paul Newman
2. Peter O'Toole
3. Gary Cooper
4. Richard Burton
5. Alan Rickman

Musicians:
1. Ryan Adams
2. Bono
3. Johnny Cash (1970s)
4. Robert Plant (1970s)
5. Al Green (1960s)

Well, Jesus. Now that we've established my relationship status, I feel even guiltier writing a list. But that said, it's (in no order):

Rachel Weisz
Tina Fey
Kate Winslet
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Mandy Moore

Tina Fey wins on personality alone, since I don't usually dig the skinny chicks.

This is very difficult, but as quite a lot of people have said, George Clooney and Johnny Depp are absolutely people both I and my fiancee would sleep with given the chance, so they don't need to fight for space on any list.

My current list, in no given order:
Daniel Craig (Casino Royale and Layer Cake - 'nuff said)
Hugh Jackman (I sat through Van Helsing and X-Men 3 for him)
David Tennant (the sexy Doctor - would be even sexier if he got to use his actual Scottish accent)
Christian Bale (have had a crush on him since Little Women)
Viggo Mortensen (I too sat through Hildago for this man)

Honourable mentions: Eric Bana (only good thing in Troy), Antonio Banderas (one word - Desperado), Ewan McGregor (I have seen Moulin Rouge too many times), Adrian Brody and John Cusack

If I were into girls - which I'm not, but these women make me wish I was:
Keira Knightley (although I'd love it if she put on some weight)
Angelina Jolie (another one on both my and my man's list)
Maggie Gyllenhaal (she's so awesome in Secretary)
Hayden Panettiere (best thing on Heroes, and I LOVE that show)
Salma Hayek (again - she's on my fiancee's list too. Again - Desperado, and Once Upon a Time in Mexico)

Honourable mention: Eva Green, Kate Winslet, Tricia Helfer, Gillian Anderson (as long as she DIDN'T do her atrocious Dana Scully voice - she's divine in Bleak House. Much sexier)

In no particular order:

Edward Norton
Hugh Laurie
Damian Lewis
Chow Yun Fat
Rufus Sewell

1) George Clooney (MY GOD, that picture at the top is delicious.)
2) Paul Rudd
3) Peter Sarsgaaaaaaard, that dirty, dirty boy
4) Ray Winstone (I like bears, too.)
5) Gael Garcia Bernal

Honorable mention: Russell Crowe circa LA Confidential. He can crash my fuck pad anytime.

Swinging on the other side of the jungle, there's
1) Nigella Lawson, that dirty, dirty girl
2) Kate Winslet
3) Salma Hayek
4) Angelina Jolie
5) Jennifer Lopez in "Out of Sight"--but only as part of a threesome with Clooney.

Well damnitall!

I forgot to add to the girls:

Cate Blanchett
Gina Torres
Eliza Dushku
Kate Winslet
Lucy Lawless! How come no one reminded me about the warrior princess?

And to the boys:

Empire Strikes Back Harrison Ford

Any kind of Taye Diggs

Olivier Martinez. Any way any how any where.

David Duchovny, Bitches! You just know he is a stone cold freak! Red Shoe Diaries anyone? What?!

Lawrence Fishburne a la Matrix - Bonus for picking Gina Torres' husband. Threesome.

I am stopping now.

oh yay, we just did this at work last week so I'm all prepared for once!

1. Ewan McGregor (I wouldn't even be nervous since I've already seen the merchandise)

2. David Duchovny (yeah, I'd watch porn with Mulder anytime)

3. Clive Owen (tall dark and sexy voice)

4. Sam Rockwell (glad somebody else mentioned him too, Clementine and Eva, that ass is hot!)

5. Donal Logue (cause I totally get the Tao of Steve and I'm sure he'd make me laugh)

the girls I'd do:

1. Angelina Jolie (but from the Firefox/Gia era, not now)

2. Kate Winslet

3. Drew Barrymore

4. Scarlett Johanssen

5. Katee Sackhoff

Historical mention to Harrison Ford as Han Solo ("I love you"..."I know" - gets me every time), Bono (think Rattle and Hum era) and Jim Morrison...

1. David Bowie
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. George Clooney
4. Edward Norton
5. Orlando Bloom

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Keira Knightley
3. Penelope Cruz
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal
5. Jessica Biel

Guys

1. Hugh Laurie
- Are there any other men?
2. Matt Damon
3. Boomhauer (King of the Hill)
4. Steve Buchemi (Shut up.)
5. Matthew Perry

Girls
1. Lauren Graham
2. Becky Wahlstrom (Joan of Arcadia - Grace)
3. Emily Van Camp
4. Liza Weil
5. Jessica Biel

1. David Duchonvny
2. Michael Stipe
3. Ewan McGregor
4. Paul Rudd
5. Vincent D'Onofrio (Bloated, non-bloated, or even bloated as a bleached blonde former coke head with no nose. Just...unf.)

Man, y'all have filled my head with some thoughts! Goodness me. Well, I will regret this IMMEDIATELY after typing it, but here goes,

1. Anthony Kiedis, I've loved him since I was a wee small girl (like, 8) and I saw him live this past fall and it was almost too much for me just being 100 feet away. If I'd been any closer I would've dropped out of college to become a groupie.
2. Tahmoh Penikett, Helo is my television husband
3. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, another one I've seen in person, he was less than 50 feet from me at a Bill Clinton lecture here at UMiami and I was so damn distracted the whole time. Shameful.
4. Heath Ledger (circa 10 Things... if I could get it, but he's still pretty damn hot)
5. Christian Bale

I'm working under the assumption that Clooney and Jolie are givens. Also, there's a lot of people I left off, but I'm not married yet! Maybe I still have time to whittle things down a little ;)

And I will not apologize for liking tall, beefcake like men. At least most of these ones can also speak coherently (Not Kiedis, love you baby, but you're a little too surfer for me).

Late to the party again, damnit. Well, for those with the patience for list #247:

Neil Peart (Okay, I KNOW. Don't judge me. He's hardly a Randroid at all anymore.)

Peter Gabriel

Bob Geldof (see above re: not judging)

Salma Hayek

Terry Pratchett

Yes, I AM a freak. Why do you ask?

It's hard to narrow it down to five!

Colin Firth
Jon Stewart
Hugh Jackman
Scott Patterson
Milo Ventimiglia

Jensen Ackles too, but he's prettier than most girls, and hence I feel sort of out-prettied by him... and then I start to feel like eating ice cream and putting on my comfy jammies.

1. robert downey jr. - he's just hot. disregarding his laughable performance in fur, he's such a talented actor. and he's hot. did i mention the hot?

2. gerard butler - he stole me in dear frankie.

3. jason schwartzman - he just has this modest hotness about him.

4. sam rockwell - i'm glad other people mentioned him. he seems like he could definitely give a girl a run for her money!

5. keifer sutherland - the jack bauer appeal.

This list is not complete without seven, but oh well:

1. Christian Bale
2. Milo Ventimiglia
3. James Purefoy
4. Paul Newman (as Brick Pollitt)
5. Daniel Craig

FREEBIE: Prince Philip from Disney's Sleeping Beauty (he's fake, so why not?)

Oh, and whoever said Hard Gay, I LOVE YOU!!!!

Men:

Matt Damon
Paul Rudd
Christian Bale
Eddie Izzard
James Spader

Ladies:

Selma Hayek
Charisma Carpenter
Gina Torres
Gillian Anderson
Maggie Gyllenhaal

All-time:
Cyd Charisse--The best.
Leslie Parrish--Yowza. Just yowza.
Lesley-Anne Down--Rrrrrrroooowrrrr.
Daniela Bianchi--Not the first Bond Girl, but the best. Holy Crap.
Claudette Colbert

Nowadays:
Salma Hayek
Caroline Dhavernas
Connie Britton
Christine Ebersole-Even if she wasn't hot, I'd hit it for that voice alone.
Michelle Pfeiffer

Ziyi Zhang
Jessica Alba
Keira Knightly
Rosario Dawson
Sarah Chalke

Whew, this will not be easy!

Edward Norton (OK, that one's not so tough).
Seth Green.
Thom Yorke.

OK, those three were easy, but...oh my...

Oh yes, John Cusack.

One more...goodness, ladies, I don't know how you were able to make room for a token woman on the list when there are so many lovely fellas to choose from!

Well, I'd never kick Pierce Brosnan out of bed.

OK, I think I can sleep easy with those choices. Hmmm, on second thought, I'm not sure I'll be sleeping anytime soon!

An undoubted list...

1. Gerard Butler (loved him for years, so happy people are starting to appreciate this one!)
2. Morris Chestnut (just...yeah)
3. Brad Pitt (have you ever seen one of his love scenes? It's a given)
4. Clive Owen (another long love)
5. Vin Diesel (not good-looking, just really hot)

And if I was going the other way-

1. Natalie Portman
2. Jessica Biel
3. Gillian Anderson
4. Eva Mendes
5. Kristen Bell

Ed Norton
Alessandro Nivola
Ewan McGregor
Loren Dean
Jason Lee

if i were a switchhitter - Zooey Deschanel

These lists are making me feel like when we used to climb ropes in gym class.

So I'm the only person turned on by Rosenkrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead--sue me. - ak

No way. Tim Roth AND Gary Oldman? Hot. It's my favourite play in the world though, so I'm biased.

To the (real) list. I've left off a bunch of the guys who turn me on because they're funny (except for Hugh), because let's face it: these lists are all about the sex. That's why George is on EVERYONE'S list.

1. Hugh Laurie is without a doubt at the top, and has been for some time. There is very, very little doubt he will be unseated any time soon. The rest are in no particular order.

2. Ioan Griffudd - this goes back to when I was 17, and had it baddddddd for Horatio Hornblower. I can't wait to see Silver Surfer, that how bad I've got it.

3. Clive Owen. Manliest man that ever manned.

4. Nathan Fillion, as if I need to explain. (Is he really the #1, as it seems so far? Could you guys pretty please tally these results?) Plus, he's Canadian!

5. Adrien Brody. He's a modelizer and all, but something about him gives me an immediate physical reaction.

Honorary mentions: Stephen Colbert, Simon Pegg (to soon to tell, but I've got a thing for redheads), Orlando Bloom (shut up), Scruffy!Norrington (also known as Jack Davenport), Alan Rickman (if only for the voice...).

And if I were to go for the ladies:

1. Salma Hayek (smart AND hella hot!)
2. Gina Torres
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal - like Adrien, oddly hot
4. Willow (did someone say smart and hot?)
5. Emma Thompson

I came back to see what extra yumminess everyone had added, and someone has reminded me that Dennis Quaid should have been on my list, because Rrrwowr.

Louise - yes, I'm afraid so. Twisted and wrong, but he is my only happy thought regarding the present administration. Every time there was a press conference, I would squeal like a 13-yr old at a Hanson concert.

Clooney/Depp - givens
John Cusack - old times sake

1. Alan Rickman (past or present day - he still has that Voice that makes me want to do dirty things)
2. Christopher Eccleston
3. Daniel Craig (Bond put him in a new light)
4. Nathan Fillion
5. James Purefoy/Kevin McKidd/Roy Stevenson (alone or in various combos - Rome has put them on my list forever)

Backward in time: The combo of Timothy Dalton/Anthony Hopkins from The Lion in Winter (fine looking youths)

I'm going to cheat like crazy here.
These are in no particular order-

Boys:
George Clooney is a given so he's not even really on the list
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Sufjan Stevens - not because I particularly like his music, but come on! Have you seen a picture of the man?
3. Milo Ventimiglia
4. will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas
5. Adam Brody

Honorable mentions: John Cusack because well, obviously, Conan O'Brien because he makes me laugh.

Girls:
1. Keira Knightley - supposedly I look like her
2. Eliza Dushku
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal
4. Zooey Deschanel
5. Gisele Bundchen (Oh shut up)

Honorable mentions: Julia Stiles (sometimes), in theory, Scarlett Johansson because she's gorgeous, but she seems sort of empty, like she'd spend most of it staring at the ceiling.

Time Machine:
1. David Byrne - Talking Heads era. Actually I'd probably do the whole band
2. The young, I repeat young, Alan Alda. M*A*S*H era.
3. Sam Seaborn on the West Wing (Rob Lowe) (I don't care that he's fictional)
4. The young and skinny Matthew Perry. See his appearance on the West Wing
5. Lillian Gish

Wow, somehow I got away with 20 names on a 5 name list.

Erin MJ - Terry Pratchett? I love you.

wow that list is embarassingly long.

I definately forgot Bradley Whitford, Sean Bean, and Alan Rickman. Also Jamie Bamber of former Horatio Hornblower fame and current Battlestar Galactica recognition. I must also admit to a thing for Jonathan Frakes of Star Trek: The Next Generation, though only the first season without the beard. And finally Hugh Dancy, another British import.

1. Jenna Fisher
2. Shirley Manson (lead singer of Garbage) circa 1995
3. Maggie Gyllenhall
4. Heather Locklear (consistently hot for almost 30 years.
5. Nathalie Portman

1. Jeff Hardy
2. Colin Farrell
3. Famke Janssen (oh yes. the woman outranks a number of men.)
4. Terry O'Quinn
5. Stephen Colbert

1. Christian Bale (I know I'm on the bandwagon with this one but he's always been on the list)
2. Ewan McGregor
3. "Jake Ryan" (I know his real name is Michael Schoeffling but I think he's best known as "Jake")
4. Leonardo DiCaprio (never gave him much thought, then I saw "The Departed"--so sexy I almost couldn't stand it)
5. Paul Rudd (seems funny, laidback and playful, which is always makes for a good time in the bedroom)

Honorable mention: Bruce Willis (I know he's getting old but I still think he's hot)

prairiegirl, OMG, "Jake Ryan." I want to do him on a glass table with cake everywhere.

Now I'm going to have GREAT dreams.

Oh, jeez. How could I have forgotten Mike Rowe? I've definitely got some dirty jobs I'd like him to do. Sorry, Salma, you've been displaced.

Suze, right backatcha - anyone who quadruples the nasty is my kinda girl.

Not like I've put much thought into this (yeah right):

Alanis Morrisette;
Natalie Merchant;
Laura Linney;
Rachel Griffiths (Six Feet Under 3rd and 4th seasons);
Kate Winslet (pick the movie); and
Sara Chalke.

And now I must breathe and try and believe.

I'm beginning to get a little worried about the reader demographics here - am I the only dirty old man around here? Most of those listees are young enough to be my kids! After a cursory review of the posts above, it looks to me like the oldest (living) woman on the lists is Michelle Pfeiffer. If I could offer a humble homage to women of character and experience, I might list such over-50 femmes fatale as:

Sigourney Weaver,

Geena Davis,

Susan Sarandon,

Diane Keaton, and

Goldie Hawn.

Hey, they're older, they don't get the job offers they used to, I'm sure they'd be enormously flattered to be included on my list, and I might run into one of 'em at Parents' Weekend!

1. penelope cruz
2.ethan supplee (fat)
3.tony longo (fat)
4.lauren bacall
5.paz vega

Ok, don't think I am adding any new names here but just wanted to share the love:
Bradley Whitford (definitely Josh phase, the Danny blonde hair threw me a bit)
Ryan Reynolds (the smart funny boy in "Two Guys" went off and got a 12 pack in Blade:Trinty...I nearly swallowed my tongue)
Nathan Fillion (another "2 guys" alumni but it was as Captain Tightpants that he stole my heart, you wascally space pirate)
Johnny Depp: 'nuff said
Damon Albarn (mid-Blur phase...oh how I pined)

Time Machine: Peter O'Toole and Fred Astaire

1. Barack Obama. I have SUCH a crush on him. Not only is he a great presidential candidate, but I bet he looks good naked and he is totally fuckable. Mmm. Barack. I wish your wife and kids weren't so damn nice so I could fantasize about you more without feeling like I'm impeding your campaign with my dirty thoughts.

2. Edward Norton. Whether he's skinny and nerdy, or ripped and swastiky, I'd do him.

3. Rachel McAdams/Ryan Gosling. That would be a three-way made in heaven.

4. Cillian Murphy. I enjoyed Red Eye a LOT, in case you couldn't tell.

5. Katherine Heigel. She looks like the kind of woman you could spend days in bed with.

I'm not bi, or a lesbian, or even straight, really. I just think sex with all of these people would be enjoyable and my boyfriend had better not get mad. Besides, if I get to sleep with Barack, I'll share my profits from my tell-all with him. Everyone wins!

In no particular order:

Nathan Fillion
Ryan Gosling
Brad Pitt and/or George Clooney (the classics)
Adrian Grenier
James Marsters (as Spike, the accent completes the image)

and my female alternates:

Salma Hayek
Angelina Jolie
Morena Baccarin
Katherine Heigl

In no order, Marisa Tomei, Maura Tierney, Lauren Ambrose, Keri Russell, Rachel McAdams

crap! i forgot cillian murphy, gary oldman and alan rickman. a girl needs more than 5 spots.

Only time I actually felt the need to post! This list is totally impossible for me since I'm in the Philippines but what the hell.

1. ED Norton, hands down
2. Gael Garcia Bernal
3. Michael Pitt, not Brad
4. Natalia Vodianova
5. Winona Ryder

1) Johnny Depp (I'd be marooned on a deserted island anyday with him, with or without rum)
2) Brad Pitt (philanthropy and fatherhood are a huge turn-on)
3) Ewan McGregor (Musical writer? Jedi? Promising young man with twisted tall tales?Yes, please!)
4) George Clooney
5) Colin Firth (Especially his Love Actually role)

* Honorary Mentions: Jim Carrey (Eternal Sunshine helped me forgive Me,Myself, and Irene), Gerard Butler (as the Phantom? Soooo hot), Clive Owen
My boyfriend's probably going to post to this comment diversion later...I call that he's going to have Halle Berry on his list...haha, we've talked about these celebrity fantasies many times...:)

And Bruce Boxleitner!!
I was just having a Tron flashback. :D

Ok, as Johnny Depp is as much a given as Angelina, I'm considering him my assumed freebie. That said;

1. Nathan Fillion (Seems to be almost as much a given as Johnny; we do love our Mal! But I'm putting him on anyway. He deserves our love.)

2. John Krasinski (and he's TALL!
3. Clive Owen

4. Christian Bale (I could watch him as Jack Kelly in NewsiesALL DAY.)

5. David Boreanaz (circa first year of Buffy..I do love me the tall pale and broody ones!)

and if I ever decided to swing the other way....

1. Gina Torres.

In fact, yeah, I would kill to sleep with pretty much anyone from Serenity. Except Book. That Einstein hair just doesn't do it for me.

My actual list is filled with local celebrities (weather girls and such), for reasons of accessability and a heightened sense of temptation. Oddly enough they're all around their forties and pregnant quite a lot.

But if I ever got an offer from...

Scarlett J
Shania Twain
Edie Falco and/or Lorraine Bracco (can't decide!)
Elisha Cuthbert
Shirley MacLaine in her 30's

I would die very happy afterwards.

Okay, here goes: (in order of importance)

1. David Belle (in District B13...lust)
2. Fernando Torres (technically not an actor but a damn fine soccer player)
3. Wentworth Miller (only reason I watched Prison Break's stupid plotlines)
4. Joseph Gordon-Levitt (and apparently I'm not the only one)
5. Ryan Reynolds (Blade 3 and Smoking Aces were watchable b/c of him and his white hot bod)

1. Evan Ross
2. Shia LeBouf
3. Paul Rudd
4. Ryan Gosling
5. Jeremy Piven

Douglas Coupland
Neal Stephenson
Edward Norton
David E. Kelley
James Marsters

P.S. I see Mr. Dustin Rowles didn't add his.

Hmmnn... Wife. Browsing... Anyone?

Milla Jovovoch
Asia Argento
Salma Hayek
Ilieana Douglas
Uma Thurman

1) Carrot Top
2) Jay Mohr
3) Janet Reno
4) Fred Phelps
5) Mo(apostrophe)nique (a given, really)

Sorry.

This was hard, but I decided to go for the straight-up five and forget the fictionals (Cherry Darling), bump the back-in-times (DeNiro), and close the necro files (Cary Grant).

1) Gale Harold
2) Nigella Lawson
3) The Rock
4) Jennifer Tilly
5) Christina Ricci

And actually, I think sex with Carrot Top would probably be really really fun.

Remarking on what I remember after making it through most of these:

litelysalted, Dave Foley made me 40% gay.
Jams, totally agree on Spike vs. the actor.

1. Johnny Depp (always and forever)
2. George Clooney ( see above)
3. Mark Ruffalo ( My Life without me did it for me with him. It takes a special kind of man to make crying so damn sexy)
4. Clive Owen ( pretty much whatever everyone else has already said about him...the voice, the accent)
5. Eric Bana (because I'm an Aussie and I have to have a someone I could bump into in my hometown. I gotta give myself a heads up here!!!)

1) Nathan Fillion
2) Lena Heady
3) Josh Groban
4) Jordana Brewster
5) Zoe Bell

1. Joaquin Pheonix (though after hearing Lohan was with him, he might get bumped off)
2. Clive Owen
3. Matt Damon
4. Edward Norton
5. Guy Pierce

Christina Ricci
Kate Winslet
Polly Jean Harvey
Mandy Moore
Katherine Heigl

1. Philip Seymour Hoffman (shut up)
2. David Bowie
3. Steven Colbert
4. Daniel Craig
5. Gillian Anderson

Time machine picks:

Dave Foley
Alan Rickman (both circa 1995)

Ok, here's my list, in no particular order but with discussion. (And no, there are no dudes on my list - as Jen pointed out, a same-sex list has been mentioned but, at the end of the day, the best dude in the world isn't going to take priority over a gal, especially one of these gals. Just a fact of my heterosexuality.)

Jessica Biel (I kind of don't want her to be on this list nor do I want to find her as hot as I have found myself finding her in the last year or two, but there it is. Simply banging hot.)

Salma Hayek (Even though her accent bugs the shit out of me, watch her dance in Dogma and From Dusk Til Dawn and tell me how she's not on your list (snake/vampire hybrid or not). I defy you.)

Maria Bello (I've had a hardcore thing for her ever since she was on the short-lived "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" show with Scott Bakula. And it's not just because Bakula would definitely be in the running for my same-sex list. I mean, did you see her in A History of Violence? Yum.)

Natalie Portman (Honestly, I think Keira is hotter, but she has just gotten too damn thin. Plus, Natalie seems like more of a "good girl" and it's fun to ruin the good girls. And, with Natalie, I'm getting a good little Jewish girl, which would make the family happy. Because I would totally tell my family I banged Natalie Portman if it were to happen. We share things like that.)

Alicia Keys (I'm an absolute sucker for a chick that can sing. Plus, gotta' get some color on the list.)

And on any given day, this list might shift to also accommodate: Angelina Jolie, Kirsten Bell, Heather Locklear (I love me the dirty girls, and she'll always be the queen of "good" dirty girls to me), Gina Gershon (see comment re: Heather Locklear), Keri Russell, Kate Beckinsale, Tricia Helfer and Giada De Laurentis (she could cook me a great meal afterwards!).

I'm not actually -allowed- a list (and quite honestly, wouldn't even be tempted by any of the listees if otherwise involved..yes, really), but I get bored. So I'm doing it anyway, mostly based on old crushes, and basic logic, given my fanning.

1. David Tennant (MY Doctor. thus painfully obvious.)
2. Scary Spice (circa 1997. enough to own the movie. and watch it all too frequently. tragic.)
3. Jarvis Cocker (of Pulp. and dammit, I'm absolutely astonished I'm the first to list him. c'mon!)
4. Hudson Leigh (CALLISTO! of Xena. Who brought a billion times the sexy of Lucy Lawless, easy, with her deliciously magnificent crazy. Campbells 'Autolycus' was the only who could come close in the show, to the sexy inherent there. Only blonde I ever fancied. and uh..why hasn't anyone mentioned Bruce either for that matter? O.o)
5. Jordana Brewster (eyebrows of awesome)

Sigh... only five? I've long held a list in my heart which started with my original Movie Star Crush River Phoenix. Up until a few years ago, Christian Slater would still be on the list, but bless his heart, he has not aged well. So if I could have Heathers-era Slater, then he would be back on.

1. Ryan Reynolds (Um yeah, Blade:Trinity, anyone?)
2. Clive Owen (Closer was a total drag until he came on the screen. Then I melted.)
3. Daniel Craig (His Bond was equal sexy and menacing. Like he'd be great in the sack but could also snap my neck. Yum.)
4. Christian Bale (I've adored him since 1987's Empire of the Sun. Great talent and beauty.)
5. Keanu Reeves (Quit your snickering. He's foxy.)

Of course, I'm leaving off Cillian Murphy, Gerard Way of MCR, Hugh Laurie, Kate Winslet, Jessica Biel, Dennis Leary, John Krasinski. Great day. I need a life.

1) A young Gregory Peck
2) A young Jimmy Page
3) Austin Nichols (he can bring Jake G too, if he wants)
4) Henry Cavill
5) Gerard Butler

Runner ups: many Brit rockers (hello Brian May, Jeff Beck, David Bowie etc. etc.). Oh, and also Eric McCormack. What?

Oh my hold lord Daphne, how could I forget Kyle Chandler?! He makes my panties melt.

GW: "FREEBIE: Prince Philip from Disney's Sleeping Beauty (he's fake, so why not?)"

HEEEE!! I always thought he was the hottest Disney character! Screw the Beast and his Fabio hair, give me Prince Phillip.

I think I've read every comment, and I can't believe I haven't seen the name Halle Berry on the men's lists. Isn't she like perfect?

I posted my list the other day but it was bumped off cuz some idiot decided to hack the site, dammit!

1.Trent Reznor (With Teeth/Year Zero era)
2.Orlando Bloom (as Will Turner)
3.Johnny Depp (in Chocolat)
4.George Clooney (in Out of Sight or Oh Brother Where Art Thou)
5.Brad Pitt (in Fight Club or as Mr. Smith)

Just in case none of those work out
Alejandro Sanz, Ryan Reynolds(Blade 3), Taye Diggs, Rodrigo Santoro, Dave Grohl, Luke Wilson, Boris Kodjoe, Jamie Foxx, Tom Cruise (while I'm on anti-depressants), Leonardo DiCaprio, Jake Gyllenhaal, Peter Andre, Bobby Cannavale, Carmine Giovinazzo, George Eads, Hill Harper, Gary Dourdan (obviously I like the CSI guys), Robin Thicke, John Krasinski, BJ Novak, Matthew McConaghey, Tobey McGuire (in the Spiderman suit), Karl Urban, Rove McManus (he's an Australian tv host), Andre 3000, Ludacris (with or without the braids), Pharrell Williams, Ne-yo, Gerard Butler, Christopher Meloni, John Cho, Dominic Purcell, Amaury Nolasco, Wentworth Miller ( I like the Prison Break guys also!), Kevin Alejandro, Brian Tee, Conan O' Brien, Jon Stewart, Paul Walker, young Robert DeNiro and a young Al Pacino.

Also, Cary Grant and James Stewart. I would love to be Katharin Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story.

This thread is days old and no one is possibly going to scroll down this far, but...

1. Paul McCartney
2. Jesus
3. Dan Carlson
4. Any and all from 3rd season of Homicide: Life on the street
5. Danny Phantom

I FORGOT!!!!

Johnny Depp
Heath Ledger (even as a gay man)

1. Jet Li
2. Michael Jordan (supported by my fiance, who wants basketball-superstar babies)
3. Christian Bale (fell in love with him in Swing Kids)
4. Bond-Era Sean Connery OR Bruce-Willis-as-John-McClane (can't decide)
5. Selma Hayek

Posted my picks before but I seemed to have gotten bumped off and these guys deserve a repost. In no order:

- James Marsters (He has to do the accent and the tongue curling over teeth thing and when we're done, he can totally sing to me)
& David Boreanaz (Love, love, his lips and smile and sense of humour. I'm thinking threesome with he and JM)
- Chiwetol Ejiofor (Cause damn!)
- Peter Saarsgard (Good God the accent gets me everytime, and those bedroom eyes, drool).
- Jason Staham (No explanation necessary and the only one the husband actually greenlighted.)
- Giovanni Ribisi (Had a thing for him since My Two Dads)
Alternates:(They tend to change but what's a girl to do).
Edward Norton (Was intrigued by him in Primal Fear, he became lust-worthy after Fight Club)
Viggo (The scruffier the better thank you)
Dermot Mulroney (The. Man. Is. Hot.)
Dougray Scott (See Happily Ever After, MI II)
Antonio Banderas (Again with the accent, oh and the smoldering gaze)
Hmm Matt Damon would be on the list if he wasn't a smoker so would Neil Patrick Harris if he wasn't gay.

This is tough, but I'd go with:
1. Clive Owen
2. Sendhil Ramamurthy (Heroes)
3. Milo Ventimiglia
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Paul Rudd

1. Alyson Hannigan (Totally adorable, my kinda girl)
2. Uma Thurman (Tarantino obsession shining through)
3. Kate Winslet (I like her....)
4. Salma Hayek (No explanation needed...)
5. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Say what you will, she's adorable. And in Death Proof, that cheerleading outfit. Wow)

1. Viggo
2. Viggo
3. Viggo
4. Viggo
5. Viggo

1. Vincent D'Onofrio: bloated, buff, young, old, whatever...I'd nail that weird, hot, sexy thing to the floor

2. Alton Brown: he could cook us breakfast afterward

3. John Stewart: smart & funny

4. Patrick Stewart: make it so

5. Vincent D'Onofrio: God that man kills me!