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By Dustin Rowles | Comment Diversions | August 28, 2007 |

Today’s comment diversion is simple: You can transport yourself back in time to any period between Citizen Kane (1941) and Some Like It Hot (1959) and, because you have a very understanding partner/spouse/pretend lover, he/she has allowed you to expand your five freebies list to celebrities — of either gender — during those years. Magically, for the purposes of this diversion, you are also bisexual. So, who are you going to have sex with? Katherine or Audrey? Dirty girls (Barbara Stanwyck), good girls (Donna Reed) elegant women (Ava Gardner), or the type you can take home to Dad, especially if Dad is gay (Judy Garland)? Bad boys (James Dean), fast-talkers (Cary Grant) or stand-up fellas (Jimmy Stewart)?

Go out there and get yourself some strange ass.

My freebies:

1. Rosalind Russell
2. Lana Turner
3. Cary Grant
4. Veronica Lake
5. Marlon Brando


Five Freebies -- Classics Edition

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