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Fall from Grace: Movies You Stopped Loving

An Afternoon Comment Diversion / Ranylt Richildis

Comment Diversions | June 11, 2008 | Comments (211)


If Pajiba comments are any sort of barometer, Highlander is the kind of movie we loved as sprats but deride as adults. Some flicks just don’t hold up for some people — that’s just the way it goes. That’s not to say there isn’t still plenty of love for the film, or at least for the Kurgan; its fan exodus does, however, suggest that Lambert’s most famous role hasn’t exactly aged as gracefully as Diane Lane.

We all have these films in our hearts — titles we once cherished but which have since fallen from grace in our personal catalogues. Along with Highlander, one of my biggest fall-from-grace flicks is Split Second, the 1992 Rutger Hauer dystopic that worked magic on me when I was 22, but which, more than a decade on, leaves me with a sad little blackened hole in my chest. I once considered Split Second a nutty, Robocop-style cheese-romp, but now I think it just kind of sucks, despite my persistent love for cheese, nuts, Hauer, and the leather-Uzi-future-alien-extermination genre.

What one-time favorites of your own have toppled off their pedestals?









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Comments

The first "R" rated movie I saw was "Cliffhanger". Having never seen something that violent or gory, and being only about 12, it rocked my socks. I saw it again recently and, besides the opening scene, the whole thing was a great big disappointment.

My second submission is "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" I put it on a pedestal as a kid because it scared me so badly I wasn't able to sleep for two nights. Those cartoon bug-eyes were embedded in my mind's eye in the worst way. Again, saw it recently, and it wasn't near as scary as I remember. I still remember it traumatized me, but I can't recapture the feeling anymore in the same way.

Posted by: David at June 11, 2008 2:36 PM

Off the top of my head, I would have to say Natural Born Killers. I loved that movie when it first came out. I saw it like 4 times in the theater. I was an impressionable 20 year old. I had posters. The soundtrack. I even had a pair of those round, red sunglasses.

Times have changed. And while I still enjoy certain songs off the soundtrack, the movie just doesn't do it for me anymore.

Posted by: ajax19 at June 11, 2008 2:38 PM

Tim Burton's Batman and Batman Returns.

I used to love those two movies growing up, but I watched them again recently and realized they are completely boring.

Posted by: mark at June 11, 2008 2:39 PM

My brother and I grew up hearing about a movie called "Monsieur Hulot's Holiday." Each of my parents saw this movie as children and remembered it as the most hysterically funny thing ever; it made them weep and their sides ache with laughter. Then at some point the movie was shown in a local theater, and my parents took my brother (I was out of town) so that he could experience the hilarity.

Instead, the three of them just sat there, staring at the screen, wondering what had been funny at all a lifetime ago. It wasn't the funniest thing ever. It wasn't even mildly amusing.

And then there are the movies (also books) that may hold up only if you saw (or read) them at the right time in your life and at the right moment for society in general. Mr. Nonymous loves "The Blues Brothers" and "Big Trouble in Little China." I didn't see them until recently, and I just don't get the charm of either one. I'm not saying he's wrong--but this is not the point in life at which they should be discovered, I think.

Posted by: KateNonymous at June 11, 2008 2:39 PM

Moulin Rouge has aged badly for me. On the other hand, I love Strictly Ballroom a little more each passing day.

Also, the year we were treated to dueling plaids Rob Roy and Braveheart I saw Braveheart twice and nearly walked out of Rob Roy. On retrospect, Braveheart is kind of crap besides the awesome fight scenes, and Rob Roy is much better than it got credit for.

Posted by: twig at June 11, 2008 2:41 PM

"The Burbs". Used to love it, now not so much.

Posted by: jt at June 11, 2008 2:42 PM

The Little Mermaid. I think I wore that tape down when I was a young'un, but when the DVD was in my stocking at Christmas, I gave it a repeat viewing and it had completely lost its lustre. It's just not that good! Plus, the message of "trade your voice for a set of legs and you'll snag a rich guy!" isn't very cute.

Posted by: Lannie at June 11, 2008 2:42 PM

jt, that comment is blasphemous. I just watched that movie twice last week! The 'Burbs is love.

Posted by: Lannie at June 11, 2008 2:43 PM

I'm going to have to second Burton's Batman.

Also: Dead Poet's Society. It's not terrible, in fact it's an ok, safe movie, but I LOVED it as a kid, and now it's like, "oh, yeah...that movie."

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at June 11, 2008 2:44 PM

1. Short Circuit-I thought that Number Five was sooooo very funny, with his mimicking the Stooges and, you know, not wanting to be dead. I watched this recently for funsies and Ally Sheedy is so annoying that I want to strangle her with her baggy sweater.

2. Beastmaster-I still love this, but only because I am drawn to stupid things, like Rip Torn as an infanticidal priest and Marc (fucking) Singer talking to a ferret.

3. Nothing But Trouble-John Candy in drag! Dan Akyroyd as a weird fat baby man and an old balls judge! That rap group that gets eaten by the roller coaster! Oh how I loved it, and oh how I can barely stomach it now. I'll still watch it if it's on though, because I'm an idiot.

Posted by: Julie at June 11, 2008 2:44 PM

Rob Roy is much better than it got credit for.

Yeah, Rob Roy has always been much better than it got credit for.

Posted by: ajax19 at June 11, 2008 2:44 PM

I hadn't seen "Willow" in about 10 years and I was so excited when I found it while cleaning out my stash of vhs tapes.
The movie was still a great time. I just wish that Val Klimer was as cool as he was back then.

Posted by: Badalamenti at June 11, 2008 2:45 PM

"Bigger guns. We need bigger f*&#ing guns."

I still remember watching this on HBO at 3AM when I had school the next day. I'm probably glad I haven't seen it in years as I am fairly certain I'd be forced to agree with you.

Posted by: jspies at June 11, 2008 2:45 PM

I caught Ghostbusters II on tv the other day. When I was a kid it was all about the Ghostbusters. But I just couldn't get into.

My friend changed the channel after about 5 mins. We just sat there for a minute mourning our childhoods, and the things we used to cherish that now just seam useless and meaningless.

Posted by: Jax at June 11, 2008 2:46 PM

Well Crocodile Dundee for starters, though that is a bit obvious (I suspect everyone between the ages of 35-40 feels the same way). Also, Terminator 2. The original still holds up extremely well, but T2 is just... meh. Maybe its Furlong or maybe its the lame exposition, I dunno. I just can't bring myself to watch it whenever it comes on TV.

And I'll throw Starskey & Hutch (2004) as well. I laughed my socks off when I saw it in theaters (sue me) but I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to see it again.

Posted by: Sean P at June 11, 2008 2:46 PM

I remember watching the Hitchcock movie Suspicion with Cary Grant when I was pretty young and loving it. I even insisted that my Hitchcock movie class in college watch it. Boy was I wrong. That movie is both boring and nonsensical. Consider my bubble burst.

Posted by: swimgrrl at June 11, 2008 2:47 PM

The Superman sequels. Good Lord, I should have just hidden them after the first time I saw them.

Posted by: jM at June 11, 2008 2:47 PM

Katenonymous, you're gonna raise the wrath of TK with that BTILC comment :)

Twig-so true! I tried to rewatch Braveheart recently and didn't like it, whereas Rob Roy is really bad ass and well acted. Damn you Tim Roth and your evil ways!

I also would add Gladiator, but that came out when I was 20. I can't stand that movie now though.

Posted by: Julie at June 11, 2008 2:47 PM

Return to Oz is the biggest letdown ever. I remember being so excited and freaked by it as a younger person, and upon watching it again about a year ago, had to seriously question the reality I was living in...

But I have to seriously question my reality on a daily, so maybe I'm just crazy.

Posted by: boo at June 11, 2008 2:48 PM

Much to Ranylt's consternation, I must submit my own: Dark Crystal.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at June 11, 2008 2:49 PM

Dustin: You might change your mind if you watch the Making of...

Fucking amazing!!

Posted by: boo at June 11, 2008 2:50 PM

When I was in my early teens, I remember thinking that the Faces Of Death films were the be all, end all. Now? L. A. M. E...

ajax19 ditto on NBK - I thought the movie was friggin' awesome and disturbing and kick ass at first... I saw it again about three years ago and... guh.

For some reason or another, when I read the intro to the diversion, I immediately though of the video game Dragon's Lair... I though it was absolutely amazing when it came out in the arcades - people would line up to play it - there were television screens on top of the game so the crowds could see. Now? I wouldn't drop a quarter on that hunk of shit...

Posted by: Skittimus Maximus at June 11, 2008 2:50 PM

The Superman sequels. Good Lord, I should have just hidden them after the first time I saw them.

Including Superman 2? Kneel before Zod? That movie's great. It's easily one of the top super hero movies ever.

Posted by: ajax19 at June 11, 2008 2:51 PM

Ms Doubtfire. Nuff said.
My first exposure to a live Williams and I loved him (look! Look how many voices he can do! And he's wearing a fat suit with boobies!). Then I saw Alladin again and realised he was doing the exact same thing!
Just the thought it paved the way for Norbit.

Posted by: Adere at June 11, 2008 2:52 PM

Oh dear. This is embarrassing. The movie in question could never be considered good to begin with.

Back in the 80s my sister, our friend Cathy, and I loved a movie called My Chauffer. We rented that VHS tape several times during our high school years. Now, even at the time, the Penn and Teller sequence had to be fast-forwarded through, it was that bad. So, clearly we are not talking quality cinema here.

One college break, we rented the movie again, and it wasn't worth watching.

I can still quote some of my favorite lines, though.

"Dear Future Archaeologists..."

"My, my it's hot. But at least it's not sticky. I just hate it when it's sticky. Listen to me! A sticky desert. Why, that's a foolish as an intelligent woman."

I could go on, but I won't.

Posted by: tamatha at June 11, 2008 2:52 PM

I was diggin' St Elmo's Fire when it came out. I thought I was cool and edgy, emulating the Brat Pack in the high-flying eighties. But the movie now is pretentious and whiny. Not that I've aged any better.

On the flip side, I hated Harry and the Hendersons when it came out and watched it recently with the family and we were out-and-out cracking up. Great family fun.

Posted by: Duane at June 11, 2008 2:52 PM

I was so psyched that Tales from the Crypt (the 1972 movie) was on. I recorded it and waited all day to come home to some awesomeness.

Sadly, I was bored out of my mind. I didn't realize when I watched this as a little kid how preachy this movie was. And one of the guys that's 'in hell' only left his wife and kids for another woman...

Posted by: Lex at June 11, 2008 2:52 PM

For some reason or another, when I read the intro to the diversion, I immediately though of the video game Dragon's Lair... I though it was absolutely amazing when it came out in the arcades - people would line up to play it - there were television screens on top of the game so the crowds could see. Now? I wouldn't drop a quarter on that hunk of shit...

Amen, Skit. I remember playing that game over and over. Looking back, I just don't understand it. It was a horrible game. It was just about pushing the joystick the right way or hitting the button when the screen flashed. It was frustrating, boring, and lame.

Posted by: ajax19 at June 11, 2008 2:53 PM

I've always had a weakness for period films, so as a 10 or 11 year old, my favorites were movies like Braveheart, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, and First Knight. I rewatched First Knight a few months ago, and I couldn't believe just how incredibly cheesy it was (the friend I watched it with had the same general reaction - "but I remember it as so much better). I'm afraid to rewatch Prince of Thieves because I don't want to ruin those memories, too.

Posted by: Jen at June 11, 2008 2:54 PM

jt, you are hereby cordially invited to shut your filthy, lying hole. The 'Burbs was, is, and will always be everything that is great and wonderful. You may now totally suck one.

Posted by: Mella at June 11, 2008 2:55 PM

*sigh* I adored Jack back in the day. Upon more recent viewings, not a terribly good movie. Oh, Robin Williams, I want to love you but you make it hard sometimes....

Meanwhile, if one were to ask me my all-time favourite movie, I'd say without hesitation that it's Robin Hood: Men In Tights. I haven't seen it in over a decade, and am afraid to watch it again for fear of it falling from that (oh, so hilarious) pedestal.

Posted by: MO at June 11, 2008 2:55 PM

I used to love Cinderella as a child, the girl who got a beautiful dress and went to the ball! Now I despise her, not only for being very anti-feminist, but for being just a plain bad movie.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at June 11, 2008 2:55 PM

Much to Ranylt's consternation, I must submit my own: Dark Crystal.

Blasphemy! Nothing is better than muppets in fantasy!

I've ad quite a few, but I can't remember any off the top of my head.

Strangely enough...every last movie named so far still holds up well for me. Maybe my experiments in staying young forever are paying off?...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at June 11, 2008 2:55 PM

I'm going to have to go with The Ring on this one. It was pretty much the first of of all the americanized J-Horrors, so when I first saw it (I was what, twelve?), I was in love. Then I was practically bombarded with Grudges, and then I finally watched Ring 2 and thought "Ugh, no". So I went back to the original for comfort, but it was too late.

Posted by: Jeremy at June 11, 2008 2:56 PM

Thirds to the Burton Batman. At Age 8, full of awesome. At age 26 - AN ALL PRINCE SOUNDTRACK? I heart me some Prince, but WOW does that soundtrack date the film.

Jack stills rocks the Joker, but "BAT DANCE"? Ouch.

Any time I hear the name Highlander, I think of Master Shake: "Highlander was a documentary, and all events occurred in real time."

Posted by: Tammy at June 11, 2008 2:58 PM

Uh oh, Shadows has been drinking the blood of the innocent again.

I just though of another that I'm ashamed to admit to liking in the first place...ahem...Only the Lonely. Man, lots of John Candy and Ally Sheedy in my picks. What a cheesy cheesy movie.

Posted by: Julie at June 11, 2008 2:58 PM

Oh, Jen, let us vow never to sully our treasured memories of our respective Robin Hoods! *heehee*

Posted by: MO at June 11, 2008 2:59 PM

Julie, I'm right there with you on the Nothing But Trouble front. My brother and I used to annoy our mother to no extent when we'd recite lines over and over from that one. "No, Bobo wins 'cause Bobo's hand is on tooooop!" I even own it on DVD. Tried rewatching it recently... it was not pretty!

Posted by: JR at June 11, 2008 2:59 PM

Forgive me, ajax. I only meant Superman III: Electric Why the Fuck is RICHARD PRYOR here! I love II and Terence Stamp is my pepaw crush for life.

Posted by: jM at June 11, 2008 2:59 PM

Little Shop of Horrors. Still love it, but after seeing the stage play and realizing how much more awesome the original ending is, it just drives me crazy when I see the hollywood version. The movie version is probably better for little kids, but at this age I prefer the story as a tragi-comedy instead straight up comedy. Also, they filmed giant plants destroying New York and it didn't even make it into the dvd extras?!?!?! (it is however - or was - on youtube, in a very rough version)

Posted by: s. pisaster at June 11, 2008 3:00 PM

Ice Pirates anyone?

Posted by: Duane at June 11, 2008 3:00 PM

Blair Witch Project

Saw it in theaters and vowed never to hike or stand in corners again. The first movie to ever, ever scare the bejesus out of me. Loved it and proclaimed my love to all.

Rewatched it recently in my home and found the fighting between the three main characters to be SO annoying that I kind of wished the Blair Witch was a code name for an immending nuclear missile test that would incinerate the cast and their wobbly, wonky camera.

Posted by: Lindzee at June 11, 2008 3:00 PM

I just watched Men in Tights a few days ago -- still hilarious!

Posted by: thejodester at June 11, 2008 3:01 PM

Have to agree on RR and the Batmans. Loved 'em for a while, but they wore thin. Same with Mrs. Doubtfire and Good Morning, Vietnam Look, it's Robin Williams! Doing wacky Robin Williams schtick! He's funny! Oh, he's in drag! Oh, he's a soldier! Oh, he's a dad, and he's tugging at my heart-strings! Oh, he made friends with a Vietnamese boy who just blew up half the base! Pretty much anything Robin Williams now turns me off. How he ever managed to do Good Will Hunting without shitting himself is beyond me.

Hate to say this, but some of my favorite 80's teen movies grate on me now, too. As a teen in the 80's, I thought a lot of them were, like, way wicked, dude. But, looking back, a lot of them really blew goats, you know?

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 11, 2008 3:04 PM

I did not get to watch a lot of movies as a kid so, I may have trouble with this. My submission is: Armageddon. Affleck was hot and I was 15 or 16 people!

Never judge bad teenage taste.

Posted by: Melody at June 11, 2008 3:04 PM

Yes it is Miss Jodester. "I can see!" :walks into tree: "Nope. I was wrong."

Posted by: Julie at June 11, 2008 3:04 PM

I had all kinds of love for Top Gun as a kid and Grease. Couldn't watch either of them enough. Maybe I was secretly yearning to embraced into the family of scientology?

Posted by: harleymom at June 11, 2008 3:05 PM

I'm going to count out movies from my childhood that I see now as hokey and goofy (like The Black Hole) because times have changed, movies are more sophisticated, and I was a kid, dammit. Expectations tended to be a little lower back then.

As for movies from my adulthood, I thought Forrest Gump quite charming and sweet when it came out. Then everyone went ape shit over it, turning the film into some sort of cultural phenomenon. That got seriously annoying seeing Tom Hank's blank face everywhere. And that whole "Life is like a box of chocolates..." Grrrr. After the movie won a boatload of awards, I re-watched it and realized it was a bunch of gimmicky, tearjerker hooey. Not worth the hype.

Still, the ending with sick Jenny and Little Forrest tears my shit right up.

And the soundtrack's a lot of fun.

Posted by: Alabamapink at June 11, 2008 3:05 PM

MO, Robin Hood: Men in Tights will always and forever be golden in my book.

"I have a mole?!"

Posted by: jM at June 11, 2008 3:06 PM

I'm going to have to say Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I mean, seriously, how could you not love (and fear) that movie as a child. A room full of candy, a fat kid getting sucked up into industrial piping, and etc. I would watch that thing over and over again, only pausing to rewind the tape.

I happened to catch it on TV the other day and I couldn't figure out why I liked it so much. I mean, the fat kid getting sucked into the piping is still funny, but the rest....eeeeesh.

Posted by: Tae at June 11, 2008 3:06 PM

I was obsessed with "Before Sunshine" when I was 14/15, I watched a lot back then and loved everything about it. I happened to grow obsessed with other movies and didnt watch ethan hawke and julie delpy talk about philosophy of life while looking for a good spot to get laid until I was about 23, and I felt like Romy seeing Billy Christiansen. I seriously loathed the movie. cant really stand it anymore. the way those two talk to each other makes me wanna take them out with a shot gun. in their face, and I love/d Ethan Hawke's face.
I also second twig's feeling for both moulin rouge and strictly ballroom.
and to end this and say something that will probably get banded from pajiba land forever and ever, I loved American beauty when I saw it in the theater but a second view found me very much annoyed with it. it felt like Donna Reed meets david lynch and cuts him open then cleans all the blood and makes a martini while waiting for the police to arrive.

Posted by: rio at June 11, 2008 3:06 PM

Melody: I think that should be, "Never underestimate bad teenage taste!"

:)

Posted by: boo at June 11, 2008 3:06 PM

Monster Squad -- I watched that over and over when I was little.
Sadly, I saw it again just last week (it's finally out on DVD), and surprisingly, "Wolfman's got nards!" just doesn't hold up...

Posted by: zyzzyva at June 11, 2008 3:06 PM

I'm gonna get a lot of shit for this, But I gotta say Goonies. Loved it as a kid, but now? I can't even finish watching it. If I had to pick one reason, I'd say it was the cartoonish villans. Although I do love me some Joey Pants.

Posted by: TheSharp at June 11, 2008 3:07 PM

I would have to say Pretty in Pink. I really liked this when I first saw it, but now it annoys me more every time I see it. Also most early Adam Sandler movies.

Posted by: Erin at June 11, 2008 3:08 PM

Thanks Boo!

"We're men! Manly men! Men in Tights! Tight tights!"

I love Men in Tights.

Posted by: Melody at June 11, 2008 3:08 PM

Blood of Heroes.

When I was 12, it made perfect sense that a post-apocalyptic future would revere a sport in which people actively mangled each other for possession of a freshly-skinned dog skull. Rutger Hauer = very convincing.

Posted by: Stef at June 11, 2008 3:08 PM

The Neverending Story. AS a kid, I could not function unless I saw it at least once a week. Once I got older, I realized that the movie was not working anymore, even with the suicidal horse. I can throw Burton's Batman movies and Beastmaster on that pile as well.

One film that still works thought: The Last Starfighter. And I will kneecap the first person who says otherwise.

Posted by: Vermillion at June 11, 2008 3:09 PM

Spartacus. I loved the movie when I first saw it at 16. Having read the original Howard Fast book, I have come to loathe this bastardization of a minor literary masterpiece.

Posted by: Emran at June 11, 2008 3:10 PM

Meanwhile, if one were to ask me my all-time favourite movie, I'd say without hesitation that it's Robin Hood: Men In Tights. I haven't seen it in over a decade, and am afraid to watch it again for fear of it falling from that (oh, so hilarious) pedestal.

I just rewatched that this weekend, actually. Despite the dated humor and pervalence of Mel Brookisms...it held up pretty well. Good for some great chuckles, anyway.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at June 11, 2008 3:10 PM

crowd: 'A black sheriff?!'
Achoo: 'Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles!'

Mel Brooks, how I love you.

Posted by: thejodester at June 11, 2008 3:10 PM

three amigos

and it's not because i matured or anything like that. i mean, "going berserk" is still one my favourite movies of all time.

Posted by: celery at June 11, 2008 3:11 PM

My favorite comedy as a kid was "The Pirate Movie", mostly because I was hopelessly in love with Kristy McNichol (also, my dream was to someday become The Pirate King). My sister scored a copy of the movie on Ebay a while back, and we sat down to relive some fond childhood movies while drinking cheap rum and dressing her cats as pirate parrots.

The bad news: the movie didn't age well, even when I watched it drunk. The worse news: cats don't like to be dressed like parrots (I have the scars to prove it). The worstest news: I am now totally, hopelessly in love with Kristy McNichol again.

The good news: my Pirate King career is back on track! Yaaaaarg, y'all!!

Posted by: brownribbon at June 11, 2008 3:11 PM

Alright. I'll admit it. When Titanic came out I was still in high school and I had a huge crush on Leo (his face wallpapered my entire room) and I loved that movie. I now realize that was very wrong.

I refuse to stop loving Romeo and Juliet. I'm only human. And The Basketball Diaries is awesome.

Posted by: rachel at June 11, 2008 3:11 PM

Men in Tights because unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent!

Love this movie!

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 11, 2008 3:12 PM

Heee...my favorite part of Robin Hood: MIT is the fight with the ever breaking sticks ending with Little John falling into the stream. "I can't swim!!"

Posted by: Julie at June 11, 2008 3:15 PM

While I'm outing myself, Practical Magic also didn't hold up. I saw this in the theatre when it came out and loved it. I even got the soundtrack (I'm a big fan of soundtracks.) Then a few years ago, I got it for a b'day present, and watched it with my sister. We both felt it was kind of meh.

Now, if only my local video store carried it, I would have rented it, realized it was not as fabulous as I remembered, and not bother to ask for it. Now I own it. How horrible is that?

Posted by: tamatha at June 11, 2008 3:17 PM

tamatha, Practical Magic is easily my guiltiest of all-time guilty pleasures. I still dance around my kitchen with a fifth of tequila when I put on the soundtrack...

Posted by: boo at June 11, 2008 3:20 PM

Here's a movie that I never saw as a youngster, but did as an adult, and undoubtedly would've enjoyed it more as a youngster: Field of Muthafuckin' Dreams. SO BORING.

Posted by: samantha t at June 11, 2008 3:20 PM

Movies I loved and why, and why I hate them now:
1. Howard the Duck:
Love - Cool looking monsters, lasers cannons, and a Duck that knows Quack-fu.

Hate - Wait, is she fucking a duck? Ewwwwwwwww!

2. Predator 2
Love - Well, cuz it's the freakin' Predator, man! Beheadings, cool weapons, and the Predator ship tropy room. Gary Busey.

Hate - There wasn't a piece of scenery that was not chewed up and spit out by every character with more than 2 words of dialogue.

Posted by: Manny at June 11, 2008 3:20 PM

Back to the Future. I remember watching this at every sleepover in 5th and 6th grade. We all had a crush on Michael J. Fox in the mid '80s. As an adult I watched about 30 minutes of it and the cliched dialogue made it painful.

Now Goonies, on the other hand, is a timeless classic.

Posted by: theresa at June 11, 2008 3:21 PM

The first movie I can remember my father taken us to see was " All the President's Men." as a little kid I was like wtf!, but to this day I love that movie.

Posted by: Pookie at June 11, 2008 3:21 PM

"The Gods Must Be Crazy". Used to think it was hilarious and I could watch it over, and over, and over again. Now? It's just long and slooowww...

But I'm going to reiterate that Men in Tights holds up. "He deered to kill a king's dare!" It's great.

Posted by: elle dee at June 11, 2008 3:23 PM

rio, I am with you on American Beauty. Enjoyed it when I first saw it. After subsequent viewings, however, it got all wet noodly on me, and I stopped thinking it was such a big deal.

I still love Kevin Spacey in it.

Posted by: Alabamapink at June 11, 2008 3:24 PM

Did anyone else used to watch that Dudley Moore movie where he wants to be Moses? Because that? Does not hold up either.

I love Practical Magic too Boo (hee, rhyming)...Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock are so just charming and pretty in it.

Posted by: Julie at June 11, 2008 3:25 PM

My sister and I LOVED Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with SJP and Helen Hunt. I watched it with my cousins recently, and although cute, not really that good. Well, my sister and I were also obsessed with the Scarecrow and Mrs. King and Quantum Leap, which doesnt account for taste. I still have a thing for Bruce Boxleitner and Scott Bakula. Although as an adult, I find Dean Stockwell much more charming than either.

Oh, and vermillion, my dad made us watch The Last Starfighter as kids because he dated the girl in it in high school. What ever happened to her?

Posted by: frogirl1978 at June 11, 2008 3:26 PM

My friend and I call this phenomenon The Yentl Factor--movies you once liked that you now cannot tolerate.

When I was young, my gay friend (natch) and I watched the hell out of Victor/Victoria and loved it. However, the story is now so painfully cheesy that I can't bear to watch it (but the musical numbers are still good for the most part). Ditto with The Seventh Sign. I remember bawling my eyes out when I first saw it, and now I just want to bitch-slap Demi. But still . . . Michael Biehn? Hubba hubba!

Posted by: llism at June 11, 2008 3:27 PM

E.T.

I was excited to show this to my kids (ages 9 and 12) when the 20th anniversary dvd came out. "This is great," I said. "You'll love it." But no, they found it just as boring and lame as I did upon rewatching it. What a disappointment. But on the other hand, they loved Jaws.

Posted by: louis at June 11, 2008 3:28 PM

Maybe I'm getting nostalgic in my old age, but I gotta agree with Shadows, I still love most of the flicks I loved as a kid. One thing I will say is I thought it would be so hilariously awesome to watch the Beverly Hills 90210 reruns they were showing on SOAPnet for a while, but after trying to watch some of them, I realized how tragically terrible the plot and acting on that show was. Damn man, Dylan McKay does NOT hold up like Fox Mulder does.

Posted by: MG at June 11, 2008 3:28 PM

I totally agree with Alabamapink regarding 'Forrest Gump'. That movie just blatantly yanks at your heartstrings & is sickeningly exploitative, almost daring you to dislike it.

For me, it would have to be 'Pulp Fiction'. Guess I saw it so many times that I've noticed all the imperfections, loose ends and poor continuity, and some of the dialogue I once thought was so cool just makes me wince now. Also, Tarantino is such a dickweed that I could barely stomach 'Kill Bill 1 & 2', just knowing the actors were using his words.

Another disappointment is 'Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid'. I remember it as being the perfect trifecta with 'The Jerk' and 'Man with Two Brains', and boy, was my memory really off-base on that one.

I'm both surprised and pleased at all the 'Men In Tights' love here! I never would have guessed..

Posted by: TMax at June 11, 2008 3:31 PM

There are some movies I haven't rewatched but I know if I did I would cringe. Nothing But Trouble is one of them, as is the Goonies. My shameful childhood love was this really horrible movie that I think was called Teen Witch. There is a scene where this suburban white girl raps and I'm embarrased just thinking about it.

I just saw Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark this year as a 26 year old and I thought it sucked. I LOVED Temple of Doom and found Lost Ark really entertaining but I was not prepared for the production values of first one. It's grown on me though.

Posted by: Vee at June 11, 2008 3:33 PM

Louis, I HATE ET. I did as a child, and I hate it more now. And your kids are awesome for loving Jaws.

I am also throwing in Drop Dead Fred. I want to borrow Christopher Lloyd's Dolorian so I can go back in time and beat the hell out of my 11/12 year old self.

Ooh, and Candyman. I was so scared of this movie in 6th grade that I would shower with the curtain open so I could watch the mirror. I finally got the courage to rewatch it a year or two ago, and laughed hysterically. So not scary.

Posted by: Julie at June 11, 2008 3:33 PM

Julie, I've got no issue with other people loving BTILC--but they probably discovered it before the age of 34. I'm just saying.

In the book realm, there's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and its sequels. I do love them, but I wouldn't expect to hand them to a contemporary who'd never read them and expect that they'd have the same reaction. Oh, and the Narnia books don't hold up at all. And it's not the genre.

Posted by: KateNonymous at June 11, 2008 3:34 PM

I second the Mrs. Doubtfire. Loved it as a kid. Now? Ugh.

When I was in elementary school, three movies featured prominently at every slumber party: My Girl, Watcher in the Woods, and Crybaby.

As an adult, My Girl still tugs my heart strings. Watcher in the Woods is NOT scary and actually fairly blah. (Though it was the scariest movie any of our parents would let us watch.) And I tried to watch Crybaby the other day. I watched bits and pieces. It was cheesy and corny, sort of a low-rent Grease. Way over the top, and could only be appreciated as camp and satire. Except that I just flat out loved it as a kid. Of course the kids now flat out love High School Musical which I appreciate as camp and satire. So there you go.

Posted by: libraryliz at June 11, 2008 3:35 PM

Hee-KateN, I just watched it for the first time myself and I actually liked it, but it IS really really REALLY weird. And I agree with Narnia, I tried to read them a year ago and couldn't get into them. I've been meaning to try again, but I have a long list of books to read and they're on the bottom.

Posted by: Julie at June 11, 2008 3:38 PM

Loved The Breakfast Club when I was 16. I can't get through five minutes of that crap now.

Posted by: Jason at June 11, 2008 3:43 PM

Oh man, so many memories. Johnny Depp in Cry Baby, drinking the tears. I have to think that Cry Baby was a total satire though, right? Right?

Drop Dead Fred hitting Phoebe Cates in the head with a shovel and telling her to get happy was one of my favorite scenes growing up.

The first VHS that I ever owned was Speed because Keanu Reeves was my 11 year old self's first man-crush. And I just re-watched Dirty Dancing and I admit, I still love it. Yeah, I said it.

Posted by: Vee at June 11, 2008 3:45 PM

I saw Indepencence Day when I was kid and absolutely loved it! After repeated viewings though, it lost its luster and its awesomeness. However, a couple of years ago I randomly sat down and watched it and loved it more than ever! I think it's because as a kid I loved it as a blockbuster, and when I grew to love it again I realized that it's a really good, really fun B movie. And I've come to love it again, especially in the light of what were Godzilla and The Day After Tomorrow.

Posted by: Mike R. at June 11, 2008 3:46 PM

Ladyhawk The story is still good even with all the anachronistic personalities. And the cast of Broderick, Hauer, Pfeiffer, McKern and John Wood are as fun as ever to watch. But that music! I can't watch the move without that soundtrack driving me insane.

And I have to agree with Vermillion, I watched The Neverending Story the other day with my nine year old, and neither one of us enjoyed it.

Posted by: EricD at June 11, 2008 3:49 PM

Poltergeist.

My husband had never seen it, I both loved and was simultaneously terrifed by it as a child watching it many times out of pure masochism. Bought it a few years ago and was decidedly underwhelmed.

Posted by: Leslie at June 11, 2008 3:50 PM

darn. that should have been Ladyhawke

Posted by: EricD at June 11, 2008 3:53 PM

Wendy Whitebread, Undercover Slut

Posted by: Ben at June 11, 2008 3:53 PM

Bear with me here. There was a film called Finian's Rainbow with Fred Astaire and Petula Clark. It was set in North Carolina and the premise was that the good guy was going to save this little community from disintegration by growing tobacco. The town's nemesis was a racist white councillor who wanted to sell the land to developers and one day, Petula Clark says "I wish you were Black" (so that he'd know what racism was like) except she's standing where a leprachun has buried a pot of gold so her wish comes true and the councillor turns Black and is instantly great at singing gospel songs and realizes the error of his ways.
As a child, I adored this film. I couldn't get enough of it. Then I grew up and realized the cascade of shame: Tobacco (I think there's even a song about how wonderful it is), Black stereotypes, horrifically patronizing view of small town people, and oh. my. god. the leprachaun: so horrible.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 11, 2008 3:55 PM

EridD, you are SO right! The movie itself is still good, but the music makes me want to rend the flesh from my bones. I wish someone would re-score the movie, because I'd certainly watch it.

Posted by: llism at June 11, 2008 3:57 PM

This is pretty much a big list of "movies that scared the ever loving shit out of me as a child": "Superman," "Back to the Future," "Nothing but Trouble," "Dark Crystal," "Ghostbusters," "My Girl," "ET."

"Poltergeist" and "Silver Bullet" were scary as hell when I was little. Now they're mostly boring with a little bit of funny. I loved "The Craft" when it first came out, but I'm pretty sure without even re-watching it that it's a big ol' pile.

I think for the most part, when I fall in love with a movie I love it forever out of sheer stubbornness--like "Labrynth," which I know I shouldn't still love, but I do. David Bowie's junk in spandex leggings will always make for great veiwing.

Posted by: frumpiefox at June 11, 2008 3:57 PM

Butch and Sundance.

Damn, it's just one long chase scene. I couldn't believe how vapid that movie is. There just isn't any story at all.

Posted by: ed at June 11, 2008 3:59 PM

The Sword of Gideon...People know this at being the first cinematic attempt at Munich. It had that dude in it that played Detective Luchero in Gleaming the Cube. He was the operative in charge of the team. I remember it being all Spy-tech and shit. Like the awesomeness that was a bicycle pump converted into a zip gun. Finally got it on DVD. Yeah...still good but no so good anymore and I haven't even seen Munich to give a masis for comparison.

The Jericho Mile is soon to be on this list I'm sure. Not because it's suddenly going to lose all of its old-school awesomeness...but because Hollyfuckingwood has to fucking remake it and bust it's nasty fucking nut all over one of my faves from my youth. Fucking fucks. Then there will be all these douchebags crawling out of the woodwork claiming the remake as the best movie ever when they never even HEARD OF, let alone SAW the made for TV story of my main man Lickity Split.

Posted by: PissBoy at June 11, 2008 4:00 PM

This one is a double whammy- The Prince of Tides, both the movie AND the book. I read the book and thought it was the most lovely thing I ever read, like a love letter to the region in which I was raised. Then I saw the movie when it came out, and I didn't like The Babs in it but Nolte was okay. I recently read the book again, and... meh. So then I had to see the movie again, and.... no. That sucked, I want to love Pat Conroy but I think it's just roont.

Posted by: LIVEfromShitCreek at June 11, 2008 4:01 PM

Working Girl...loved it when I was 20, can't look at it now...i'm so tragically old.

Posted by: lateformyfuneral at June 11, 2008 4:05 PM

I'm going with Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, I know, I'm a tool for liking it in the first place. To be honest, I still do. Just...not so much.

The one that worked in reverse: Spice World. That movie is fucking rondo and I love it for that reason. It's so damn stupid/funny. And Tosh is in it (Torchwood? Anybody? Anybody? Nobody? Fuck). It came out when I was in third grade. I was all about Hole and the Smashing Pumpkins at that point. I had the ZERO shirt and everything. The Spice Girls were a horror show that I wanted nothing to do with. Now they're funny. Also there are drinking games to be played (take a drink every time Posh delivers a stilted line, two drinks whenever Baby breaks character, three whenever Richard O'Brien appears, and yell "TOOOOSH" and drown your sorrow in alcohol whenever Naoko Mori appears on screen).

Posted by: Kevin at June 11, 2008 4:05 PM

boo,you are totally right about Practical Magic, the soundtrack comes out every spring.... perfect driving music...

And my all time loved it and now I hate it is National Lampoon's Senior Trip. My friend Liz and I loved that movie so much that it was never in our local video store. One of us would rent it, keep it for a week, return it and then the other would waltz right in and rent it again. I think we even bumped into each other doing it at one point...

Bottom line it's horrible. Although with Kevin McDonald from Kids In The Hall as the crazy crossing guard and Tommy Chong as the bus driver handing out the horse tranquilizers it does have some redeeming qualities...

Posted by: KHA at June 11, 2008 4:10 PM

"Take a drink every time Posh delivers a stilted line"

Sooooo, how long did you spend in rehab?

Yes, we loved Tosh, RIP.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 11, 2008 4:11 PM

EricD- I am so with you on Ladyhawke. That music!!! It is Godtopus-awful! I re-watched it several years ago and the music just killed me. I'll never be able to watch it again.

Posted by: tamatha at June 11, 2008 4:12 PM

Oh, Paddy, I am so there. I LOOOOOOOVED that movie as a kid. Anything with Astaire..I mean, he's FRED FREAKIN' ASTAIRE!!! HE DANCED UP A WALL AND ON THE CEILING (suck it, Lionel Ritchie!) He danced with a coat rack, a broom, whatever, he was awesomeness!!! But now, blech!

I also used to love "1776" but now I just cringe when the old fart from "Northern Exposure" sings "Rum, Tobacco to Slaves" or whatever the name of that is. Jesus....But, ya gotta love Gwyneth's mom getting busy with the White Shadow and Kitt singing about salt peter. Good times in the old revolution, yup.

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 11, 2008 4:16 PM

Alright, I'm ready to lose my cool points- Garden State? LOVED that movie in the theatre. Couldn't watch more than two minutes of it upon reviewing. Nat Port is still gorgeous, though.

From the past? Drop Dead Fred. Like McDonalds fries, hot at first, but as time passed it congealed and cooled into a nasty pasty salty mess.

Posted by: that bees chick at June 11, 2008 4:19 PM

Zardoz.

I don't need to say anything else.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at June 11, 2008 4:28 PM

Dammitjanet:

Thank God for you. I was really hesitant about posting that, wondering if people would attack me for loving that film even if I was a child at the time.

Posted by: PaddyDog at June 11, 2008 4:28 PM

Finally, a comment diversion I can get into!

Unfortunately, my choice is a very sad one indeed.

When I was in 6th grade, my aunt took me and my younger sister to see Ghandi, and we were totally swept away by the sumptuous cinemetography, the breadth and width of it's epic, timeless quality, and the depth of this remarkable, historic man's journey to spread true peace, love and understanding to the world. And all those beautiful, dark-skinned extras filling the screen (and my little-boy heart) from end to end! That leading dark-skinned actor came pretty close to making it borderline boring, but nevertheless we were so very sad to see it finally end.

Later on, when our mother got a free rental coupon at Blockbuster, sis and I kept screaming "Ghandi! Ghandi!! Ghandi!!!" and she had no choice but to relent to our demands. Even at that tender young age I remember thinking, "Is there ANY motion picture experience that will ever come close to this?", and after seven straight viewings that one memorable weekend alone, I decided that, no, there would not be. Aah, the innocence of youth.

Now, many years later, I realize I kind of went overboard with my love for the film, and upon a recent viewing of it, I (quite dramatically and unexpectedly) found it to be the tedious, overlong piece of shit everyone had been telling me it was for years.

But hey, who doesn't get embarrassed at some of their quaint childhood memories?

Worry not, though: I grew out of that puppy-love phase and re-validated my sense of good taste when I finally got turned on to the film that has yet to be toppled from my New Number One position, The English Patient.

Just takes some of us a little longer to grow up, I guess.

Posted by: Pendarvis at June 11, 2008 4:39 PM

I loved Purple Rain as a kid, but I just watched it again for the first time in 20 years, and was so disappointed. Fast-forwarding a scene of Prince & Appollonia on a motorcycle went on forever--don't want to think about how long that made it in real time. How did my 10-year-old self sit through that without figeting?

Now then, a movie from my childhood that only gets better with every viewing is Big Trouble in Little China. Old Jack Burton says you should give this movie another chance, Katenonymous.

Posted by: ohgrl at June 11, 2008 4:42 PM

In my younger days, I loved The Mask with Jim Carrey. (I was 10!) Now it's just painful. And Cameron Diaz has not held up either.

As for recently, Garden State and Gladiator just get worse and worse the more I see them.

Posted by: Scourgie at June 11, 2008 4:48 PM

Spaceballs. I loved it as a kid, quoted it far too often, but now it barely gets a smile out of me. Sad. I did love me some Spaceballs. Why must we lose enjoyment in the simple pleasures?
I think Rick Moranis just worked my last nerve with his shrinking of children.

Posted by: osmate77 at June 11, 2008 4:50 PM

Movies from childhood (like, 7-9): The Three Musketeers (the one with Charlie Sheen and Chris O'Donnell - quality.); White Fang; Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken.

10-12: Dead Poet's Society - it's not a bad movie, just nowhwere near as awesome as I'd thought; almost any Cary Grant movie - back in the day, I thought Cary Grant's presence in a movie automatically made it good. Now - older, wiser - I've realized the just how many exceptions there are to that rule.

Posted by: LB at June 11, 2008 4:50 PM

Seven. At first, it was edgy and scary and cool. Now, it's just cheesy. Brad Pitt and his fake angst. Just yuk. And I really liked it at first.

Also, I bought A River Runs Through It not long ago and I made it about halfway through and just turned it off. Maybe Brad Pitt is the problem.

Posted by: Forrest at June 11, 2008 4:55 PM

Pretty much all of Kevin Smith's repertoire (with the exception of Clerks), but particularly Dogma. When I first saw it in high school, I thought it was clever and irreverent. The last time I saw it, I was just annoyed by the overly-self aware, psuedo-intellectual dialogue, the ham-fisted attempt at deeper meaning, and the tired jokes recycled from previous Kevin Smith films.

Posted by: KiwiBrownn at June 11, 2008 4:55 PM

I have to go with the 2 Ewok movies. Absolutely terrible now. Even with the Quaker Oats/Diabedis guy.

Posted by: Lou at June 11, 2008 4:56 PM

lateformyfuneral, you are reading my mind. I'm going to go further though - EVERY single Melanie Griffith movie I can think of has not aged well.

There's a cosmetic surgery joke there somewhere, but I'm too lazy today.

On the upside, I watched When Harry met Sally the other day on TV, and found it as funny as ever.

Posted by: StephanieS at June 11, 2008 4:59 PM

Julie, "Wholely Moses" was bad from the git-go.

Posted by: bucdaddy at June 11, 2008 5:00 PM

Dead Poet's Society makes me cringe. It's a chick flick for the emotional man. An ex forced me to watch it with him once and he teared up when Red Foreman's son committed suicide and straight up CRIED when the boys saluted Robin Williams with snippets of Whitman. What a pussy.

Posted by: KiwiBrownn at June 11, 2008 5:01 PM

The Cumming Man. Oh, sorry. I thought this was the SNUFF review. Running Man is just too cheesy to sit through now. With that said, Who Loves You and Who Do You Love?

Posted by: JP at June 11, 2008 5:01 PM

I actually had the urge to rent Patton this past weekend after dwelling on it and good ole' George C. Scott's performance. I was quite surprised that it held up as well as it did. I even had a friend watch it who wasn't even born yet when the movie first came out, and he enjoyed it too.

Will wonders never cease?

Posted by: Becky Tri-Tip Goddess at June 11, 2008 5:02 PM

My boyfriend and I have been taking turns introducing each other to movies we grew up with that the other one has never seen. So far everything we've watched has been slightly nostalgic to one, but mostly boring to both. Thus far we've dragged ourselves through Return to Oz, Willow, Highlander and Oscar (with Sylvester Stallone).

Oddly enough, the cartoons still seem to hold up fairly well. Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer, and any of the mid-eighties Care Bears films still make my day 20 years later.

Posted by: muttleycrew at June 11, 2008 5:05 PM

Jen shouldn't worry about ruining Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Though it can feel a bit dull/long at times, its moments of brilliance (e.g., Alan Rickman seeing the statue of himself with a scar to match his fresh, Costner-inflicted wound) more than compensate.

Posted by: Hookedonseltzer at June 11, 2008 5:09 PM

*bwah-ha-ha* Dammit, there are some excellent lines in Men in Tights.

"*gasp* Master Robin, you've lost your arms in battle!....but you grew some nice boobs!"

And who could forget Rabbi Tuckman's sign, "Circumcisions Half Off"

Okay, maybe I will give in to the temptation and order the DVD. Thanks, guys!

Posted by: MO at June 11, 2008 5:17 PM

Oh yeah, almost forgot: "A Shot in the Dark."

Posted by: bucdaddy at June 11, 2008 5:21 PM

This Is Spinal Tap. Just doesn't do it for me now.

Posted by: JP at June 11, 2008 5:25 PM

I second The Craft! Talk about teenage female "empowerment" films that do not age well when you're ...ahem...no longer a teenager. As an adult I dug the subplot where Rochelle (black friend) rains down revenge on the racist blonds (of course) who torment her about her nappy little pubic hairs or whatever, but then it was all about Robin Tunney and her creepy face and obsession with fucking Skeet Ulrich? Um, no. Also, I would have loved for Nancy to triumph and rain down the power of Manon on everyone, because again, waaaay more interesting than whether Skeet Ulrich really loves Robin Tunney or if it's just the lame spell she put on him. Like, hello, if you are really the Best Witch Ever, could you please find something better to conjure? God.

Speaking of the evil powers of Manon, the 'Burbs ages like a fine wine. Satan is good, Satan is our pal!" I compare people to Dr. Klopek on a regular basis and judge their merit by whether they know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Cara at June 11, 2008 5:33 PM

MO, Blinkin gets the best lines in that movie!

Blinkin: I heard that coming a mile away.

Robin Hood: Blinkin, very good.

Blinkin: Pardon? Who's talking?

Posted by: jM at June 11, 2008 5:34 PM

Practical Magic.

Ok, don't go apeshit on me. Sandra Bullock was still in her cute girl next door phase, and Nicole Kidman was rocking the red hair. But it keeps airing on cable and now that I've seen it again, it really is a dull piece of shit. It's dumb. And silly. And...dumb.

Cara, I still love The Craft, and Nancy & Rochelle were kinda my role models. I still think Nancy got screwed in the end.

And Drop Dead Fred is still cool! Mega-Beast is a phrase that never gets old.

Posted by: Brie at June 11, 2008 5:39 PM

brownribbon - Someone else has seen The Pirate Movie? Besides my younger sister and me?

We had an old VHS recording of it that we watched soooo many times. A few years ago I bought the DVD and was surprised at how many dirty jokes there were that I didn't remember - mostly because our copy was recorded off tv, and most of the dirty stuff went over our heads anyway. But I still like it - sure, it's the cheesiest movie of all time, but at least it's not pretending to be a good movie . . . That one song where they're looking for the buried treasure and there are all these cartoon sea creatures singing "Puffin' . . . blowin!" is nothing short of awesome.

Posted by: Elfrieda at June 11, 2008 5:48 PM

flight of the navigator, yo.

i contended all through college that it was far superior to E.T. as far as alien-movies-from-the-80s go. upon rewatching a few years ago, i discovered that while the premise still rocks, the spaceship's voice is just too annoying to tolerate for 90 minutes. (ah, that's why. imdb tells me it is none other than paul reubens)

Posted by: janana at June 11, 2008 6:01 PM

This will probably be considered blasphemy here, but Fight Club has not aged well for me at all. My 19 year-old self thought it was amazing. Now, not so much. I ended up giving my copy to a 19 year-old friend.

I really liked Hackers when I was 14 or so, mostly because I thought Angelina Jolie was a total badass. That movie hasn't aged well, in the most hilarious way possible. Especially the part where they're all freaking out over Angie's lightning fast 2.4 bps modem.

Posted by: kate at June 11, 2008 6:05 PM

Hmmmm....what did I used to like that hasn't aged well?

I'm going to go with all of my old girlfriends.

Posted by: Sirkickyass at June 11, 2008 6:09 PM

"Now then, a movie from my childhood that only gets better with every viewing is Big Trouble in Little China. Old Jack Burton says you should give this movie another chance, Katenonymous."

But it's not from my childhood.

Posted by: KateNonymous at June 11, 2008 6:14 PM

ha Pendarvis! I had a similar relationship with Ben Hur as a kid. Favorite movie ever. (although I still think Ben Hur is totally awesome to this day, and I will cut anyone who says otherwise.)

Posted by: s. pisaster at June 11, 2008 6:17 PM

Alright, I wasn't sure I was gonna do this, but...Bebe's Kids. It was actually pronounced Bay-Bay's Kids. It was a cartoon movie about a single black women with a gaggle of badass kids that her boyfriend had to keep out of trouble for a day. I believe one tag line was, "We don't die, we multiply!" Like roaches. For real. Looking back, I cringe but, back in the day, I wore that VHS out! We have got to do better people...and, no, I don't still have it buried in the back of my closet.

Posted by: jM at June 11, 2008 6:19 PM

KateNonymous: Big Trouble in Little China is fundamentally about a man who considers himself a tough guy (but gets beaten up everywhere he goes) getting mixed up in all kinds of Chinese mystical mumbo-jumbo and the only thing he can bring himself to be concerned about is finding his missing truck.

You can't hate a concept like that.

Posted by: Sirkickyass at June 11, 2008 6:21 PM

KateNonymous--I, too, saw BTILC for the first time as an adult (well, if you call 20 an adult. It was kind of iffy in my case.) The first time around, it was pretty...pointless. But much better on the second veiwing. After the third veiwing, I can admit to being a fan.

Though I still like Snake Pliskin better.

Posted by: frumpiefox at June 11, 2008 6:27 PM

A lot of films from the 80's do not hold up well. But for me "Back to the Future" (Marty McFly's mom tries to make out with him and that is NOT okay) and "Sixteen Candles" (didn't Anthony Michael Hall's character have sex with a girl while she was sleeping? Was that the movie?)are the worst.

Also, I still watch "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". But now I think he's a smarmy little brat and I wish he had gotten caught. It's just a different movie for me now.

Posted by: greer at June 11, 2008 6:28 PM

"Tim Burton's Batman and Batman Returns.

I used to love those two movies growing up, but I watched them again recently and realized they are completely boring."

Yeah, as opposed to BATMAN BEGINS, which is non-stop excitement from beginning to end.

Posted by: Case at June 11, 2008 6:31 PM

I've long had an obsession with all things medieval and Arthurian, so when we watched Excalibur in junior English, I swore it was the best movie I'd ever seen or ever would see. I still carry a brightly-burning torch for Nigel Terry, and Helen Mirren is, of course, lesbolicious as Morgana (as she is in just about everything else, even Oscar presenter speeches).

However...

I own it on VHS and DVD, and I'm absolutely terrified to watch it again, because I know in my heart of hearts that it's truly awful, and I just don't think I could handle that kind of rejection.

Posted by: Jen at June 11, 2008 6:39 PM

because I know in my heart of hearts that it's truly awful

Oh no, "Excalibur" is still the gold bastard son standard. The big difference with age is appreciating the campy fun Nicol Williamson's giving with his rasp-to-a-bellow now I'm English!, nooow I'm Oirish Merlin.

Unbeatable.

Posted by: Jay at June 11, 2008 6:48 PM

Now that I think of it, I've had a lot of movies ruined for me not because I didn't like them the second or third time around, but because I recommended them to someone else, and that person wasn't as enthralled as I was. Kind of a "You actually liked THAT?" reaction. It stings.

For example, my mother doesn't like sex or violence in movies, so it's hard to find soemthing I don't think will offend her. I rented "Almost Famous," figuring it was pretty safe. Her reaction? "That's not what the 70s were like, and it gave me the creeps."

Ugh.

Posted by: frumpiefox at June 11, 2008 6:55 PM

Everyone in this comment thread needs a paddlin'. Pretty in Pink? The Goonies? American Beauty? Pulp Fiction?!?!
ET? WHAT! This is Spinal Tap?! No. No. That's a paddlin', good sir.

Posted by: Lannie at June 11, 2008 7:22 PM

But, libraryliz, have you seen the alternate ending to Watcher in the Woods?! It was so scary when I was younger and, I agree, incredibly UN-scary as an adult, but the out-of-control alternate ending made it worth the watch.

I too love Men In Tights. I made my friends watch it twice during my 10th birthday sleepover and consistently tell people that "A roll is a roll. And a toll is a toll. And if we don't get no tolls, than we don't get no rolls...I made that up myself."

Posted by: mali at June 11, 2008 7:23 PM

Pendarvis

The English Patient is absolute shit with a capital S-H-I-T. No offense.

Posted by: Jen at June 11, 2008 7:25 PM

Everyone in this comment thread needs a paddlin'. Pretty in Pink? The Goonies? American Beauty? Pulp Fiction?!?!
ET? WHAT! This is Spinal Tap?! No. No. That's a paddlin', good sir.

Yeesh. Aside from never really caring about E.T. that's why I haven't read most of these. Let me die the day Spinal Tap goes sour on me!

Posted by: Jay at June 11, 2008 7:27 PM

Now that I think about it, I really should make "Patton" into a drinking game.

Every time he says "Son-of-a-bitch"... or when he shoots something/someone...

Posted by: Becky Tri-Tip Goddess at June 11, 2008 7:28 PM

The Fugitive- dear god that movie kicked ass when I saw it in the theaters! Now...just....meh.

And I'll go there with my next one. TITANIC. Yeah, so what??? I was a 19 year old swoony hetero female when it came out!! Now, let's just say I've seen the light.

Posted by: Be Adequite! at June 11, 2008 7:32 PM

My brother and I couldn't get enough of Jurassic Park when it came out (I was 11). I happened to catch it on tv a few months ago- didn't find it quite as enthralling as I did back then.

Posted by: CC at June 11, 2008 7:37 PM

And "magnificent bastard" gets a double.

Plus it provided MST3K with half the jokes in "Sidehackers". I ran across a book last week called "Unbeatable Tanks" or something lofty like that with a picture of a Sherman on the cover. "Not at the Kasserine Pass!" I tutted aloud to be bemused friend.

Yes, I'm like that.

Oh Georges, how I love you (egad, I don't think I've ever recommended Rick Atkinson's "An Army At Dawn" here! I do everywhere else."

Posted by: Jay at June 11, 2008 7:40 PM

Love musicals, know the librettos from almost all of them, the ladies of the family watch them en masse and actually live blog as they go. That being said, I can't think of a single Fred Astaire movie that I'm willing to sit through any more.

Case in point: The Gay Divorcee from 1934. 107 minutes, and over 20 of them tied up in the production number for The Continental, a horrible song, amazingly bad costumes, and every time you think it ends, they bring out another troop for another reprise. As much as I love Night and Day, it isn't worth the bleeding ears the rest of the film causes.

Posted by: funtime42 at June 11, 2008 7:41 PM

Dear Pajibans,

Robin Hood: Men in Tights is not good movie - It was never a good movie and it will never be a good movie.

Carry on.

Posted by: kennbenj at June 11, 2008 7:43 PM

"Hey, Blinkin!"
"Did you just say Abe Lincoln?"

*giggle* Yeah, jM, Blinkin rocks.

Oh dear, I thought of another one--my friends and I were positively obsessed with Toy Soldiers back in the day! It was SO dramatic, and mmm, chock-full of yummy age-appropriate (ahem, at the time, I mean) non-threatening boys who were just SO brave....but holy fuzzy baby bunnies, that was a bad movie! I do sometimes wonder whatever happened to my lil' crush, George Perez....

Posted by: MO at June 11, 2008 8:04 PM

Lannie and Jay -- I will be the first do agree that I need a paddlin', whether it be for not liking Spinal Tap anymore or any one of number of reasons. But what can I say, it just doesn't make me laugh anymore.

Posted by: JP at June 11, 2008 8:09 PM

Oh. And apparently I am also no longer capable of writing a complete sentence. Sorry.

Posted by: JP at June 11, 2008 8:11 PM

I bet Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is still good though I don't have the courage to follow up by watching it. I always thought Kevin Reynolds could direct he was just doomed by his friendship with Costner. I also thought that about Renny Harlin, but you can add Die Hard 2 to my list of movies that didn't last (though Deep Blue Sea kicks ass).

My movie will earn me scorn: Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I teach now and I brought it in to show my kids and was thinking, oops, I am as old as they think I am. Synthasizers and post-modern quirkiness are not enough to save a movie. And the part I used to hate, the dancing/singing sequence now seemed like the greatest. How odd to grow old. It's still a great flick, but it's not as great as my 14 year-old self thought it was.

Posted by: adroy at June 11, 2008 8:23 PM

garden state. each time i watch it it gets more and more pretentious. doesn't diminish my love for zach braff, however

Posted by: a at June 11, 2008 8:25 PM

I think I have to go and watch Robin Hood: Men in Tights right now! I had completely forgotten about it, I too haven't seen it in years, but I am fairly certain that it will still be 24 carat AWESOME.

Thanks MO!

Posted by: BrisGirl at June 11, 2008 8:58 PM

I had a very soft and warm spot in my heart for Fiddler on the Roof, mainly, I think, because it was the only movie I ever went to with my dad. A while ago it showed on TV and I was super excited so watch it with my kids. What do you know, the magic was gone. The songs are still great, but we all fell asleep way before what's-her-name runs off with the catholic boy. Now I think it's longer than necessary, slow and boring.

Posted by: Cuca at June 11, 2008 9:02 PM

The only one I can think of right now is Return of the Jedi. It was the first Star Wars movie that I watched (and I saw it possibly nine times before I watched the first two, I don't really remember why though), so it kind of ruined the whole 'I am your father' thing (as well as the twin sister thing....and pretty much everything else), but I still loved it to death as a kid. Now I watch it, and I still love it and treasure it, but man are those battles on Endor painful.

Posted by: Bob at June 11, 2008 9:17 PM

The Song Remains The Same was probably my favorite stoner flick way back when -- I tried to watch it again a couple of years ago and couldn't make it. The interludes are of course cheesy as all get out, but it was actually the concert footage that turned me off the most. After a 20-year break, it was revealed to me that Zep was preening and unremittingly sloppy in concert. I know, what took me so long?

Posted by: sansho1 at June 11, 2008 9:25 PM

Damn...late to the party:

1. [b]Space Camp[/b] - I LOVED this movie as a kid. The idea of getting to ride the Space Shuttle into space and take a spacewalk? 80s kids' dreams are made of such things.

2. [b]Goonies[/b] - yeah, looking back it makes no sense now. But damn if at the time it wasn't epic and great.

Oh and I'm excluding [b]Flash Gordon[/b] from this discussion because it was cheesy then, it's cheesy now and I still love it for its flaws.

Posted by: BFFredo at June 11, 2008 9:42 PM

Seconding Faces of Death, even though I thought it was total crap 10 years ago. That pile has gotten even worse, and they reused the same footage on different volumes.
I'm sure there are plenty others but I'm not using the gray matter so well at the moment.

Posted by: Stew at June 11, 2008 9:45 PM

Tron. I saw this as a space age whiz kid five or six times when it was first released in theaters. I thought it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.


Now? David Warner's headgear is still cool. And Jeff Bridges was finally starting to smoke enough pot to get his Lebowski on. But Bruce Boxleitner with a frisbee? Not exactly hero material.

Posted by: The Naked Vine at June 11, 2008 10:00 PM

Sheesh. I guess I should read the bit about paragraph breaks before posting. Sorry, all...

Posted by: The Naked Vine at June 11, 2008 10:01 PM

Jen & Jay Excalibur is the freakin' awesomest, coolest, hottest, rockinest, sexiest, baddassiest Arthurian flick EVER!!!! Bangin' with codpiece? Check. Helen Mirren naked? Check. Sex in the forest? Check. Lots of blood and gore? Check. Great music? Check. Just everything, check, check, and quadruple check. Nicol Williamson is freakin phenomenal. I have been looking for that headpiece he wears for years, and he totally has the best lines. I can watch that movie over and over again. End of lesson.

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 11, 2008 10:05 PM

Almost all Disney movies. Cinderella. Snow White. Sleeping Beauty. LOVED them when I was a little girl. Sang the songs, dressed up as a "princess" for Halloween, all that. Now I'm all, "Who the fuck needs a man to rescue them? NOT ME." Ah, how the innocence of childhood turns to the cynicism of the early twenties. It's almost enough to make me sentimental.

(Side note. Still love Beauty and the Beast. 'Cause Belle made with the rescuing in that one. Though having read Robin McKinley's novel, I can only say to Disney, "Copyright infringement much?")

Posted by: mandasarah at June 11, 2008 10:37 PM

Mel Brooks' movies; specially Robin Hood: Men in Tights; I loved it back when I was 13 but now it seems so childish, pointless and unfunny (except for the Men in Tights song, that was mildly funny)

Posted by: Radlum at June 11, 2008 11:03 PM

So every once in a while I'll get bluntfaced and watch some of my old Disney VHS tapes from when I was a tot. Most of them are still awesome (Lion King is still PHENOMENAL). However, watching Pinocchio, was painful. The first 20 minutes are awesome where he is just coming alive. And then you start thinking about pederasts, why the fox wants to turn children into donkeys, and other such things; and the movie just becomes too much for itself. I guess when they're sneezed out of the whale thats pretty bitchin' too.

Posted by: FourKings at June 11, 2008 11:04 PM

"Debbie Does Dallas." The second time around I noticed those guys really couldn't play football for shit. Ruined it forever.

Posted by: bucdaddy at June 11, 2008 11:21 PM

When I was in my early 20's, The Big Chill rocked my world--I thought the story was so cool, and the soundtrack was amazing. My mom and I watched it together a few years ago, all excited to enjoy the movie again, and...ick. Cliched, contrived, ridiculous, and not especially funny anymore either. Some movies are too topical to stand the test of time, and that's definitely one of them.

Posted by: Grace at June 11, 2008 11:54 PM

All the Men in Tights love makes me happy in my heart. Now I really want to watch it again. But I need to sleep.

If I think on it long enough, I can come up with an actual contribution here...

Posted by: Gabs at June 12, 2008 12:01 AM

"Clerks" not really that funny anymore.

"Lord of the Rings", all three. Thought they rocked in the theatre, never made it through the first five minutes of any of them since without falling asleep. I guess after the wow of the special effects wears off you realize that there's nothing else there.

Posted by: WalterS at June 12, 2008 12:09 AM

I recently saw Shakma again, a big fave of mine about a homicidal baboon locked in a university with some nerds playing the red-headed stepchild's version of D&D. (That's much lamer than the poor man's version.)
Suffice it to say that the dialogue did NOT hold up well. Neither did the acting, even from the sparkly Christopher Atkins. Sad.

When I was about nine I had my pants scared off by Summer Of Fear, a very early Wes Craven film with Linda Blair. I saw it again recently too, and dang! Not scary at all! What the hell?!

Posted by: Loob at June 12, 2008 12:32 AM

dammitjanet, now you've gone and done it. Even though I'm skeerd, I'm going to watch Excalibur tomorrow, and it had better not suck, man. I'll be heartbroken if it does...

I'll let you know how it goes.

Posted by: Jen at June 12, 2008 1:04 AM

I'm going with the Back to the Future sequels. I still really enjoy the first one, but the other two aren't as awesome as when I first watched them on VHS about 15 years ago...

Posted by: KatyBelle at June 12, 2008 1:15 AM

Prince of Darkness scared the bejeesus out of me as a child. After watching it, I made my little sister turn off my bedroom light for about a week. Now, it is just not scary, and I can't get past A.J. Simon with a pornstache. Pump up the Volume is another one that just hasn't aged that well for me. Damn you, Christian Slater. You have failed me.

I have to agree with Shadows of Dakaron about The Dark Crystal, though. I loved that as a child, and recently rewatched it, and found it much creepier and satisfying as an adult.

Posted by: llp at June 12, 2008 1:39 AM

Prince of Darkness scared the bejeesus out of me as a child

"You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing".

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OGsv0pJemTY

Man, tell me about it. Terrrrified me.

Posted by: Jay at June 12, 2008 2:01 AM

"The Twilight Zone." That movie scared the SHIT out of me when I was a fourth-grader. I was so terrified I had nightmares and refused to watch it again until I was in college. And then I was like, wait, which part had me bawling with my face buried in my friend's cat?

Posted by: Cady at June 12, 2008 3:38 AM

Top Gun, I even checked out a few air force training schools because of it, yeah it was that cool

Now it's all gay and shit... what's up with that?

Posted by: Colombo at June 12, 2008 5:01 AM

'The Deerhunter'.
I was in my early 20's when it came out, and I thought it was dead deep and shit. I saw it at least five times.
Now it just drags, and the themes, the dialogue (and some of the acting) annoy me.
'You see this? This is this. This is not something else. This is this.'
Pretentious, much?

Which kind of leads to my second choice: 'Heathers'. To me this looks so dated now, but back then I thought it was very funny and original.

Posted by: Tarn at June 12, 2008 5:23 AM

Ok, there's a couple I can think of that didn't hold up to recent views and two I can think of that held up suprisingly well.

The not-so-good:

Braveheart. I can remember me and my friends gushing about it to our 10th grade history teacher and being crushed when he said, "It's ok, but Rob Roy is better." How right he was.

Armageddon. When I saw this in theaters I actually squirted a few tears. When I saw it recently I wanted to beat the crap out of the cast and directors and force Steven Tyler to listen to that God-awful song until his head explodes.

The Suprisingly-Good:

Labrynth. I was sure this movie was not going to hold up to recent views. I can remember being scared out of my mind that David Bowie was going to come and take my little brother away and I'd have to go chasing through this fucked up maze to find him (I was all of 6 and it seemed a damned inconvenience). But I'll be damned if this movie still isn't pretty frickin' sweet. I actually had trouble concentrating enough to write this comment because I had "Dance Magic Dance" stuck in my head.

Plus, David Bowie in Spandex and a cod piece. Classic.

Flash Gordon. Granted, I always knew (even as a wee lad)that this movie was awful, but it had such a sense of fun about it that it was hard not to like it. I ended up watching it last week and lo and behold, still awful but just as much fun as I remember. As a bonus Mrs. ASterisk watched it for the first time with me and liked it so much she went out the next day and bought the DVD (Savior of the Universe Edition, natch).

Posted by: ASterisk at June 12, 2008 8:17 AM

What is interesting to me is why we think movies stand the test of time or don't. A dated soundtrack or technology can ruin a movie for some people and other people can see past it. What makes something a classic?

Posted by: Vee at June 12, 2008 9:02 AM

Paddydog, Finian's Rainbow is an infamous film. For one thing, it was directed by Francis Ford Coppolla (!). That should make it interesting. Except that late in the production, after a lot of the song and dance sequences, the studio (iirc it was Warners) decided the thing should be in 70mm widescreen, so they took what had been shot in 1:1.85 and cropped it, top and bottom, to fit the widescreen aspect ratio. As a result, Fred Astaire's feet (and everyone else's) were chopped off in several of the dancing scenes.

Coppolla was somewhat out of his depth. At that point he only had a couple of decidedly flaky movies under his belt for the likes of Roger Corman. When he took this on he wasn't in a position to exert any real control, and he didn't know how to film musicals (it's harder than it seems because the length of the song dictates the pace of a lot of things - and this was well before music videos so it was all quite novel). Add to that some foreign non-actor stars (Petula Clark, Tommy Steele) and an ageing star (Fred Astaire), and a studio that was bleeding money so that the executives kept interfering - by all accounts it was the nightmare shoot from hell.

Anyway, as a consequence the film is all over the shop. If I recall correctly the score is actually much older than the movie, dating from about 20 or so years earlier. It shows in the overall concept of the film, which was so far out of touch with public sentiment when it finally aired that it pretty much sank.

My mother loved it and owned the soundtrack on record, so some of the songs are etched into my memory. But it's never struck me as a classic.

Posted by: rocky at June 12, 2008 9:37 AM

@samantha

I second "Howard the Duck". I thought it was tremendously underrated when I was 8 and everyone kept saying it was the biggest flop of all time. Now I realize it was an early symptom of George Lucas's psychosis. If only we'd listened, there would still be only 3 "Star Wars" movies...

Posted by: RhymesWithSilver at June 12, 2008 9:57 AM

And no fourth Indy movie...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at June 12, 2008 10:00 AM

Sellouts.

Posted by: Some Guy at June 12, 2008 10:05 AM

When I first saw "Interview With a Vampire", I loved the movie. I thought it was ground breaking and tom cruise was the most brilliant actor. I also really debated whether brad pitt was a woman.

I saw it a couple of years ago, again, and yea the movie is crap. I had to change it after the first 15.

Posted by: Sara at June 12, 2008 10:22 AM

MO, I saw Men In Tights at Target for $6 last week.

I have to defend A River Runs Through It. That is a very good movie. Much better than Redford's later movies, i.e. The Horse Whisperer. I hate, loathe, and despise that movie.

Ugh.

Posted by: Melody at June 12, 2008 10:23 AM

also, "the last unicorn". I watched it when i was a child and it pretty mch traumatizedm me. I found the music moving and the love story between the horse turned human and the prince so beautiful.

again i saw it recently, and somehow i cant capture the same feeling again. the song is annoying, and Bestiality is nothing romantic.

Posted by: Sara at June 12, 2008 10:26 AM

Transformers : the movie
I used to love it as kid, I must have seen it at the theatres 10+ times, great memories.
They recently re-released on DVD with the release of the new live action movie last year and man does it ever suck. Even the voices of Leornard Nimoy and Eric Idle are grating and annoying, I stopped watching after the horrible song by the junkyard robots - terrible.

Posted by: Benoit at June 12, 2008 11:33 AM

I've seen Howard the Duck 3 times...

1) Loved it... and I was probably in 6th grade

2) Loved it... and I was high... probably 2 months ago

3) Hated it... and I was not high... probably 1.5 months ago

Posted by: GAZ at June 12, 2008 12:07 PM

Conan the Barbaria and Red Sonia. I loved those movies as a kid, but seeing them as an adult just leave a bad tast in my mouth.

Posted by: Olivia at June 12, 2008 12:18 PM

Oh god libraryliz! I am so with you on the Watcher in the Woods. It seemed so creepy and awesome when I was a kid. I would check it out almost weekly from the Music Vision Records (which was the only place you could rent videos in the early days of VHS). My mom got it for me on DVD a while ago and I watched it with my roommates. We were both yelling at the screen. It's the eclipse, THE ECLIPSE. God those characters were dense. And the female lead was much more shrill than I remembered.

Posted by: babypants at June 12, 2008 12:22 PM

I stopped watching after the horrible song by the junkyard robots - terrible.

That was "Dare To Be Stupid" by Weird Al. Give proper respect!


I saw it several times too. Iiiiit's not quite as good now, no. Still, the killing-in-the-face of Ironhide...that's powerful stuff!

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/02-16-07-epic/the_ruiner.jpg

Posted by: Jay at June 12, 2008 12:31 PM

King illegal forest, to pig wild, kill in it a is?!

I still love Spaceballs and Men in Tights, but I can't fucking STAND Blazing Saddles anymore. I dunno why.

Also, I want to defend Ghostbusters II. There are some damned fine Bill Murray lines in there.

Posted by: Bucko at June 12, 2008 12:50 PM

One film that still works thought: The Last Starfighter. And I will kneecap the first person who says otherwise.

Me, too, Vermillion. Still love it, still makes me feel like a kid. I'm not sure why it never lost the warm fuzzy feeling, but I hope it never does.

Posted by: Catherine at June 12, 2008 4:22 PM

I'm dating myself here, but as a kid I loved "Song of the South" after seeing it (probably on Disney's Sunday night movie)....I'm pretty sure I might be a bit skeeved by it now, happy slaves and all that.

On the other hand I still love Disney's Robin Hood and I do pull out RH:POT just to see Alan Rickman.
Good times.

Posted by: Jules at June 13, 2008 1:27 AM

Oh dear. "Easy Rider". Loved it when I was twelve, couldn't stand it by the time I was eighteen. Can't watch more than 5 minutes now without laughing.

Then, "Dances With Wolves". Loved it when it came out, hated it ten years later.

Yes, "the English Patient" was awful. It was awful the first time.

I'm almost afraid to watch "Truly, Madly, Deeply" again...

Posted by: Dot at June 13, 2008 2:44 AM

I used to watch Smokey and the Bandit over and over on video at my cousin's, when I was between six and nine, and then I watched it again when I was twenty-three and by God(topus; I'm new to this) it's boring. I can't think of a single thing that would have made me like it at the time, either. What was I thinking?

Posted by: ThompsonTwin at June 13, 2008 9:21 AM

My Dad saw 'Song of the South' when it was originally released, and held very fond memories of it all through his life.

I finally managed to get a pirated copy off eBay back in 2000 & gave it to him for Father's Day. I watched along with him, and the animated sequences were truly hilarious; however, the rest of the film made my stomach turn in its portrayal of black slaves, and Dad and I both agreed that this is one film that totally deserved to be banned (all of about 30 years later, I think). He first saw it through the eyes of a youth, and the racist material went totally over his head.

I transferred the animated sequences to DVD and threw away the VHS copy. Even THOSE sequences have blatant racism in some parts, but the voice characterizations are truly funny.

And BTW, I hate ALL Disney movies, as a general rule. Never sat through an entire one in my childhood.

Posted by: TMax at June 13, 2008 10:05 AM

My sister and I LOVED Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with SJP and Helen Hunt. I watched it with my cousins recently, and although cute, not really that good.
My sister and I still love that movie, but in a guilty pleasure/I still want to watch Annie and sing along kind of way. I know GJWHF is SO dated with the hair and the makeup and the dancing, but damn it, I still love it. "Don't throw a mental, dad!"

My shameful childhood love was this really horrible movie that I think was called Teen Witch. There is a scene where this suburban white girl raps and I'm embarrased just thinking about it.
We used to watch this at sleepovers. Teen Witch is one of the reasons why I watched Savannah (get swept away).

And I just re-watched Dirty Dancing and I admit, I still love it. Yeah, I said it.
I still love it, but I now cringe at some of the dialogue. Most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling again the way I feel when I'm with you. Seriously?

One movie that I recently saw again for the first time in probably a decade was Boomerang. I originally saw it in the movie theater because, hell, Eddie Murphy was in it and that was reason enough (hey, this was before Norbit). I thought it was just okay. A few months ago, I saw it on cable and realized that it was a lot better than I remembered it being. I'm not saying he needs a retroactive Oscar or anything, but it was much better than I remember it being, despite the presence of Robin Givens.

ET scared the crap out of me when I saw it. Granted, the theater was so crowded that we had to sit in the first row so it was that much scarier when the guys in space suits burst into the house. I screamed like the six year old girl that I was and then spent the next years trying to avoid any references to ET, which was impossible. I had to watch it again in middle school when I was babysitting and realized that it wasn't as terrifying as I remembered it being. I haven't watched it since though.

One movie that did not hold up well for me was Legend, and not just because Tom Cruise is a freakazoid now. I remember loving that movie as a kid. Between the unicorn, Mia Sara, and all those flower petals floating down from the trees, I thought it was awesome. I saw part of it a few years ago and thought WTF? How did I sit through that entire movie as a kid? I feel the same way about several other 80s movies, like The Neverending Story. I read the entire book after college and realized it was WAY better.

On the upside, I watched When Harry met Sally the other day on TV, and found it as funny as ever.
A thousand times YES! Despite the dated 80s outfits (the maid of honor dress is a classic example), the dialogue holds up.

Posted by: MooMoo at June 14, 2008 4:58 AM

I have only one thing to say to those who "no longer like Disney movies because they are now 'feminists' in their early twenties and don't need men, blah blah blah" and to those who suggest old films with racist content should be "banned":

FUCK YOU!

-SWF in late 20's

Posted by: ! at June 15, 2008 10:45 PM

Dick Tracy. I collected every action figure, read the rereleased comics and had that little toy light-up "radio" watch, and I absolutely adored that movie...when I was 10.

Then I watched it a couple of years ago, and basically, the best part of it is the ridiculous use of color, the most brilliant obviously-fake backdrops, and Madonna's pre-"Hard Candy" rack. Unfortunately, it's also the beginning of the end for Al Pacino's credibility.

Posted by: Darth at June 17, 2008 12:01 PM

Return of the Jedi. Loved it when I was 10, now I hate it for turning Han Solo into comic relief.

Posted by: Lucas at June 17, 2008 11:10 PM

Ladyhawke --

Oh. My. GAWD. I knew I couldn't be the only one out here who felt this way.

If they were to re-release it with a new score, I'd be first in line to buy the DVD.

Christ, that fucking score SUUUUUUUCKS. Ruinous.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at June 18, 2008 11:18 AM

I'm with Melody on Armageddon. I saw it circa age 16 with several girlfriends in the theater, and we WEPT, I tell you, we WEPT. SOBBED. Oh, the hormones.

Posted by: Kristin at June 18, 2008 3:47 PM

Thanks to the magic of Netflix, my roommate and I are being disappointed by our former favs on a regular basis. Anybody remember Breakin or Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo? All I can say in my defense is I was around 5 and my parents smoked a lot of pot.

Posted by: porkchop at June 24, 2008 1:47 AM

This is my first comment ever on this wonderful site (just found it within the last month or so), because I love this sort of discussion.

As much as it pains me to say so, for me Blade Runner falls into this catagory; you could take any frame from this film, blow it up and hang it on your wall, because the thing is freakin' gorgeous, but frankly nowadays the methodical pacing just puts me to sleep. I think I used to watch it high, which distorted time enough to make it watchable, but sadly those days are over for me now.

Posted by: heritage at July 8, 2008 2:06 PM

Way late to the party, but what the hell:

Spaceballs- Funniest movie ever when I first watched it at age 15. Quoted it constantly, i.e. "Your Schwartz is as big as mine!" The years have not aged Lonestar and friends well, I'm sad to say. Although I still like Dark Helmet...kind of.

Scent of a Woman- Pacino's bellowing, so dramatic and intense in 1993 (when I first saw the flick), becomes overblown melodrama circa 2008. ...I'D TAKE A FLAMETHROWER TO THIS PLACE!! Blahh.

Good Will Hunting- I liked this pretentious piece of shit until I watched it again on VHS about five years ago. Fuckin' Affleck. Annoying Bahstan accents. Tangent--when I saw this in the theater my idiot friend loudly clapped during the scene where Damon told Minnie Driver he didn't love her. About five people turned around and looked at ME like I had grown another head.

Alien 3- This one hurts..I love the first 2 Alien movies and thought Fincher's bleak take on the franchise kicked all kinds of ass upon initial viewing. Watched it again via Netflix about six months ago and I concluded that it pretty much sucks ass. Sigourney's great but the dialgoue is painful and the action scenes are poorly shot. Crap. (Happily, Aliens has suffered no such diminishment of value. Watched the director's cut last month and it's still the most genre-bustlingly awesome sci-fi action movie ever. Fucking Paul Reiser is awesome in it.)

Platoon- Ooh, this one stings, too. Charlie Sheen's voiceovers are really cheesy. Why didn't I recognize this first two or three times I watched Oliver Stone's overbaked Nam pic?

Tango & Cash- My first R-rated theater experience. 13 years old. Violence. Swearing. Of course I loved it. Do I need to tell you that this movie is in fact wretched? Nope, I didn't think so..

Alien 3

Posted by: stryker1121 at August 2, 2008 1:14 AM

I am going to have to add the tv show "Smurfs" as one of the worst things to come out of my childhood. We LOVED it when we were kids but I tried watching it a few months ago and only made it about 30 seconds. All I could think was, WTF were we thinking?!?!?

BTW, Robin Hood: Men In Tights? Awesome! That movie will never lose it's hilarity and charm. Same goes with Spaceballs. "They've gone to PLAID!" lol

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