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Sarina,

A splendid idea! The former bucdaddy approves of luring the lurkers out of the tall grass, where we can draw a bead on 'em ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding, really! Come out come out wherever you are! Ollie ollie in free!

I totally want to hate-sex Sarina's face right now.

Come on peoples, I'm not a stalker. Kinda.

Hi - lurked for around 2 years now - Pajiba is a highlight of every day. I don't post because I'm not nearly bitchy/scathing/clever enough!

Yay lurkers! Come out and play! Don't worry, you can't catch Sarina's crazy or her Black Death through the interwebs. Well, that we know of.

I'm not much of a lurker anymore, but I only started posting this summer while bored out of my mind at my internship - great people and all, but they were expecting a complete RETARD intern based on past experience, so all the work they had for me for the summer, I finished in the first two weeks, and they spent the rest of my time there scrambling to find more for me to do; luckily, they did not care if I brought my laptop (even "off the record" encouraged me to do so) and as a result I surfed the web and watched Netflix Instant movies all day long when there wasn't any work to do. My mind-numbing boredom overcame my shyness and got me to post.

I've actually been reading the site since before the government shutdown and hard drive seizure though. Actually, come to think of it, HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

And until last month or so, I still thought it was pronounced pah-jee-bah. I never actually went into the "about" section. Shows how much attention I pay. I JUST READ THE REVIEWS AND WENT ONWARD.

Frankly, I find the fact that I don't have to actually interact with people the highlight of the internet.

I read this site every single damn day in lieu of working (though I try to maintain the illusion that i am working) I have only posted 2 or 3 times but that is mostly because whatever scathing or bitchy thing is running through my mind at the time is usually already being represented by one of the more frequent commenters.
cheers - going back to my lurking den.

Well, I'm not totally a lurker, being as that I have commented on the Pajiba Ten posts in the past. Anyway, I read almost everyday with my flatmate, but we never post because the time difference leads to posting being awkward. It's either weirdly early in the thread or too late. But we do enjoy thoroughly spoiling ourselves on films that won't come out here for months and months. And the DVD releases tell us what to see in theaters, or just wait a week to download.

But... what's interesting? I'm an American expat in Budapest, Hungary. I teach English to small children. My main pastime is learning Hungarian, which is bizarre. Uh, the word for beer is pronounced like "sure," so should you ever come here and someone says, "sure?" just respond with, "sure." It's pretty fun. Oh, and hello is pronounced like "seeya!" Even my interesting is rather boring...

I love reading the attacks between Vermillion and BSlim, so please keep it up. On the topic of the Diversion, though, I love reading the posts but I gave up commenting long ago when I realized there really wasn't much room for more 'regular commenters' and my name would never be among the great remembered handles. Maybe I'll try harder.

There is ALWAYS room Mr. Teatime. We'll just need more lube and 2 more bags of lobster feathers.

I don't comment much, so I guess I'm a quasi-lurker. If you wanna stalk me, check out my Cannonball Read site. It's really boring cause I'm already behind on books and reviews, but I'm off of one of my (three) jobs in Dec, so I'm hoping to get caught up real soon.

http://mrssmithreads.tumblr.com/

And in case you were wondering, yes, that movie with Brad and Angelina was about me and the Mr, except we're better looking and have better weapons.

I've delurked a few times, but mostly come here to watch from the sidelines. Y'all are hysterical. Hope you're feeling better sarina!

Hey, I thought I was The Threadkiller. Skim down the homepage, take a look--I'm probably the last one to comment on half the articles. But I'll happily let nieve carry the title.

I lurked for years, now I can't shut up. Mainly 'cause you people are so damned interesting to talk to. I love it here. Maybe we could pool our money and establish an Island of Pajiba, a scathing paradise where we could all live in bitchy harmony together. With an adjacent island for lurkers, and jet skis so they can pop over when they feel comfortable.

WE KNOW THERE ARE MORE OF YOU THAN THIS.

Whatsamatta--you yellow? Got yellow bellies? Shake the dust off them keyboards, you pussies.

I'm not truly a lurker, because I comment plenty, but considering the fact that I've been reading and commenting on this site for about five years and I haven't made much of an impact... yeah, I'm kind of a lurker. But I come back to the homepage about fifty times a day when I'm not working (yeah, I actually have a job without access to a computer), and catch up at the end of the day when I do have to go to work, because I not only love the posts, but I love the commenters. I know most of the Eloquents by name, even if they don't know me, but I suspect that's true for most hardcore lurkers.

Your new handle is a mandatory chang to The Threadkiller.

Is this some sort of Confucianism?

Hey DeadBessie how about we have our own section of the island and when things get too bitchy and scathing we pop on over and kill that thread dead. We could sit around and drink diet coke and eat minstrels and popcorn until we are needed?

Threadkiller,

No, it's more like:

Your Delta Tau Chi name is ... Pinto.

Why Pinto?

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP WHY NOT?

Aw, dammit! I thought I was the Threadkiller! I'm taking my toys and going home.

Personally, I prefer the term "creeper" to "lurker."

Lurking connotes nighttime. Creeping is for always!

ahamos, You can be Threadkiller, cause apparently Threadkiller is now Threakiller.

And if Wilma Mankiller is reading this, come out! Come out! Gabba gabba HEY gabba WE gabba ONE OF US!

Blah, I've been relegated to lurker status ever since I defended a lurker for commenting that some lurkers felt left out because the site can come off as a bit cliquey. Since then not a damn one of you listens to me and I couldn't give a shit.

Lurkers, listen up! You're wonderful, you're perfect. If you'd like to comment feel free to do so! Just because someone doesn't respond because you're not quite part of the in-crowd doesn't mean someone's not listening. I look intently for new names to see what the new peanuts have to chime in on.

This site has grown in quality and tenacity since the time that I was a lurker. The reviews have gotten to be so great and the trade news is really getting to be interesting. Definitely enjoy your time here, even if you feel left out. Or these motherfuckers shun you.

Hugs and kisses,
Queen of the Lepers ;)

Get Alice Cooper's "School's Out For Summer", some wooden paddles, ketchup, and let the hazing begin!

I'd say a good mix of our regulars would rather be the paddlees than the paddlers.

Being on the left coast, I often feel like I get to a thread after it's dead (thanks, nieve and DeadBessie), but I still comment anyway. So, jump on in lurkers!

No Threadkiller...you don't have to type that shit every time you post. Type it once as "Nieve 'The Threadkiller'" and then just check the lil box that says remember my info.

Although I do like the dancing naked in blood thing. Maybe not the blood. Just dance naked. Maybe do some splits across the living room. And lastly, tell Rowles the for an elitist hipster, he sure does look like a meat-necked frat boy.

I don't think I'm a regular but I don't really lurk either. Hell, I don't know and I don't care. I comment when I have something to say and I don't comment when I can't think of something to say. Half of the time I just post whatever makes me giggle and then forget about it.

Also? I read most all of the comments and if I responded to everyone that typed something that made me laugh the threads would be full of me posting "Ha! Good one, champ!" or "Way to make me pee my pants, kid!" So. I don't do that.

Ok so its naked splits across the living room (writes down on pad)dancing naked in general and insult Rowles..

Hey Rowles you know for an elitist hipster you sure do look like a meat necked frat boy!

Thanks Pissboy I think Ive got it now.

I've been a lurker for years, but have recently been posting occaisionally. I usually only post if I really have something I want to say/ask. But putting just "James" as my name kind of bums me out, so I don't post often. I love Glee and Dexter, and have been really excited about the recaps happening this year! Maybe when I find an actual handle, I'll post more often.

I hope Erik the shred posts more.

Hey, I always read the threads at the end of the day, so it doesn't matter how late you post, there's always at least ONE person reading them!

And let me just encourage the lurkers to post more. I do make an effort to put unknowns in the EE every week, but if you don't comment you don't get a chance for glory. GLORY, people.

How about something like Gleeful_James. Though that might be too foofy. foofy_James! James_The_destroyer! Peanut_Butter_And_James! James the Giant Peach!

I'll stop now.

Aww. Let's hug. I love all you peoples.

Aww. Let's hug. I love all you peoples.

Posted by: Nicole at December 2, 2009 1:11 PM

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When did this become a Furry site, Rowles?

Fess up Tiger, you fucking pansy ass.

Whew! It's scary out here...

Hey Kel...wanna see a picture of a clown? I have LOTS.

What can I say, Threadkiller. I'm a self-loathing hipster, and use my superficial frat boy to torment my inner soul. And then I stare at my navel and fall asleep. With a Schlitz.

And then I stare at my navel and fall asleep. With a Schlitz.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at December 2, 2009 1:15 PM

I KNEW IT!

I don't encourage the furriness, Slim. It's not bitchy review for furry people. Although, we'd attract a lot more zooerasts if it were.

I comment once in a while but find that most times I'm quite late to the party and frankly don't really think anyone here gives a fuck about my comments anyway.

Well hello there, Pajiba!

I am too intimidated to post much, but I like it here all the same.

Keep up the good work.

P.S. - Jadine, we give a fuck about everyone's comments. (Don't tell the other kids, but you're my new favorite. Shhh.)

nieve the Threadkiller, that is a fabulous idea. Apparently there's a whole community of us! And you will be Our Queen (you're a girl, right? Damn internet, can't always tell). Wherever there is witty wordplay, we will stop it dead with our Internet Stank.

Like Drake, I just usually get in on discussions late, and only when we're slow at work. At home I only have dialup, and as much as I love you guys, I do NOT have time to wait for the site to load through dialup. I really didn't think things through when I decided to move. So I usually do a lot of frantic commenting early in the morning. I dread the day I have actual work to do again.

And hey, lurkers, I read your comments! Who doesn't read a comment because they don't recognize a particular handle? You don't have to be spectacularly hilarious or insightful (although most of you are already proving yourselves to be just that); sometimes even the plainest of comments starts off an interesting (or perverted) discussion. Hell, some of yesterday's Pajiba love thread devolved into tales of mercury poisoning after seeing Japanese men bash each other with florescent tubes. You never know which direction a thread will go on this site.

Muppet-fucking? Hmmm. Sweetums does seem like he'd be a real protector but a cuddler too...

Julie, yes I would like to see some clown pictures. Then others would be afraid and I wouldn't be the only scaredy-cat.

Personally, I'd choose Pepe. His accent is HOT.

I've been lurking since before the gov'ment snatch and grab...have posted a few times but I tend to....purple, monkey, blanket,fizz....spaz.

even on random Wednesdays when the weather was just so.

Hee.

I will BURY you fuckers in liquid bitchy.

That sounded dirty. Eh, you freaks seem to enjoy that.

Hee hee hee. I like this SavageCats person.

P.S. I like "Peanut-Butter-and-James" for James's new handle. And not because I eat a peanut butter sandwich for lunch every day.

Occasional poster, frequent lurker here! Just glad to know there are so many people who share my views on the "entertainment" Hollywood has been churning out as of late (I've tried to share this site with the hubby, but he refuses to step away from the TV, 'cause he's got "The Punisher" on Blu-Ray...they do say opposites attract, right?)

Man this has cheered me up, I broke my toes on Monday in my haste to show my brothers the promo for 'Steven Seagal: Lawman'...

HEE! Sweet Jesus, I love this.

I see great potential in you, SavageCats.

I demand that these lurkers post more. They are fabulous and hilarious.

Posted by: Nat at December 2, 2009 12:19 PM

Also, Nat, weren't we supposed to have a tea party, you and I? With ridiculously large hats, IIRC?

like we were trying to trick them into lining up so TK can make lampshades out of their skin.

Great. There goes that fucking plan. Thanks a lot, Sarina. Jackass.

Whatever. Welcome, all you hidden freak-os. Try not to get shit on the walls. And don't touch my food.

Also, whoever said they didn't comment because they couldn't think of a cool enough handle... I know it's hard to beat mine, but through perseverance and dedication, you'll find a way.

Anyway, by all means, go back to blathering about your blather.

Just so you know, lists are being compiled, addresses written down and plans for your retrieval....finalized.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim

By 'retrieval' he means 'sexing'.

I have taken my fair share of abuse for pronouncing my unabashed love for "NCIS", so let me be your inspiration!

Posted by: Spender at December 2, 2009 1:37 PM

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Mmmmmmm, yeah, you've slipped through the cracks, haven't you...

Mmmmmmm, yeah, you've slipped through the cracks, haven't you...

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 2, 2009 1:39 PM
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YOU'VE got a crack I'd like to slip through, Cat Daddy!

James, right now!

"This site is one of my few daily must-reads, right up there with Dinosaur Comics."
Posted by: jamelah at December 2, 2009 1:38 PM

This one. This one shall be spared.

Nieve, NO! I forgot all about that! OH, my word... Thank heavens classes are almost done for the semester. Now I just have to find a sugar daddy so I can quit my job and stay online ALL THE TIME.

...UPDATE! It's on Netflix instant watch. Queued. BAM.

Okay, this is my first and last "(formerly so-and-so)" as I am claiming Peanut_Butter_And_James.

Admin, how can you hate Barrymore that much? Sure, her current movies cater to the mostly brain dead. But, E.T.! Come on! That's like a lifetime membership is cool for me. And Firestarter! I can't tell you how many times I have told fire to "backoff."

There's a Who Are You section on the Pajiba Facebook page? I didn't know that. I should visit once in awhile.
I lurked for like a minute b/c Pissboy talked about this site all the time, and then one day I think I got pissed enough about something to post.
You know what I'd like as a diversion? "What does your handle mean". Has that been done? Because I wonder when I see some of the less obvious ones.
See, lurkers? See how irrelevant and non-clever your posts can be?

Blah, I've been relegated to lurker status ever since I defended a lurker for commenting that some lurkers felt left out because the site can come off as a bit cliquey. Since then not a damn one of you listens to me and I couldn't give a shit.

Lurkers, listen up! You're wonderful, you're perfect. If you'd like to comment feel free to do so! Just because someone doesn't respond because you're not quite part of the in-crowd doesn't mean someone's not listening. I look intently for new names to see what the new peanuts have to chime in on.

You're giving out the wroooong message, Kayanne. No one has "relegated" you to lurker status. The fact that you used the word 'relegated' makes it seem like being a lurker is a bad thing. Some people like being lurkers and others like to participate. It's as simple as that. Everyone is more than welcome to be a part of the community, and if you don't want to be, that's cool, too. Nobody is forcing anyone to post more or to post less.

Jesopus! Miss Ava von Beaverslut, can you not hold yourself back from the new meat for even a day? Don't you have some underwear to fold?

It's okay, Spender, back when I had actual TV channels I would watch NCIS when it came on. Live. With actual commercials. That's how much I liked it. I would always hope that my roommate would be late coming home so that I wouldn't have to change the channel out of shame.

And I had a total crush on Abby. Tall, sexually confident women do it for me every time. I have no idea if she's actually tall, but she is in my imagination. So there.

Plus, and I can't believe I'm writing this, I actually came to care about the characters.

And Mark Harmon is like the platonic ideal of the "silver fox."

Ok, Nat's poem is just fabulous, and Danna is a brave brave sparkley soul. And whoo! Former English majors unite! I have no money but I can discuss Athol Fugard's plays with clarity and wit! I HAVE SPECIAL TALENTS!

*where. Shit.

Admin, how can you hate Barrymore that much? Sure, her current movies cater to the mostly brain dead. But, E.T.! Come on! That's like a lifetime membership is cool for me. And Firestarter! I can't tell you how many times I have told fire to "backoff."

And with that, Peanut_Butter_And_James (formerly James), is my new favorite.

And that is why Peanut_Butter_And_James has no eyebrows. The end.

TheMaskedEmu--that's what caught my eye when I stumbled upon this site. No "lols" or "firsts" or "STFU"--I was getting seriously depressed about the future of humanity when I looked at the comments on other sites. Then--behold! Comments displaying actual intelligence! Humor! Thoughtfulness! Proper spelling and grammar! Goddamn, it's a freakin' gold mine of awesomeness in here!

nieve the Threadkiller Queen, did you seriously break your toes over Steven Seagal? Just one more reason to hate him...

I'm taking the over on whether this thread exceeds the number of "New Moon" comments. Who's in? Let's see some action here.

TEAM GERTIE!!!!!!!

Yes DeadBessie I was so unbelievably excited about the most amazing promo I had ever seen sample quote:
Seagal 'Lawman': (wearing shades at nighttime a la Horatio Caine) What the Hell is he doing, Man???
Other Cop: Is he, Is he doing DONUTS!!!
They then drag the man from the car.
Or
(when a man is being arrested)
Criminal: Wait is that Steven Seagal!!!???
Seagal 'Lawman': (smouldering, take no prisoners, under seige stare)
Criminal: Damn I gotta get his Autograph!

So I ran to tell my lil bros and ended up kicking a marble table. Hurts like an effing bitch.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD will everyone stop posting funny things already! I have to have a draft of one of my thesis chapters done by Friday, and all I can do is sit here reloading this goddamn thread to see the continuing outpouring of LOVE and AFFECTION and FUNNY.

"Come out and play, Lurkers," they say. "It'll be fun," they say. "No one will be made into lampshades," they say. But right now me and a lampshade have something in common: NEITHER ONE OF US IS WRITING MY THESIS.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go join the Facebook group so that when I come back here there will be some new comments to read.

You're a monster, jM. A MONSTER. I think of that poor panda, shackled to a wall. His asshole the size of a coffee can . . .

Dunno if I still qualify as a lurker if I occasionally contribute, when by occasionally I mean once in a blue moon. It's mostly just that I'd want my comments to be responsive, which necessitates reading the other comments, which I don't really have the time to keep up with.

Figgy, I have great news!!!!

Peanut_Butter_And_James is a chola sympathizer!!! Praise a Jesús y a la Santa Virgen María! Chola love is growing!!

I am always tempted to comment but there is always somebody who says what I want to say better than I can (Yossarian is great at this) so I usually stand by in the shadows nodding my head YEAH and laughing at all the witty cool things other people say. You'll still see me every once in a while but I probably fit in more with the lurkers.

Oh Marianna. It'll never happen. Now feed me Smarties while singing Jingle Bell Rock, or I'll break out the hose.

I've commented all of 3 times, and I almost peed myself when I got a response (even if it was to talk about how the West Coast of BC wasn't as awesome pakawesome as I described - but truly I love our annual rainfall with a chance of frost). I do have a request as a paheeba lurker for life: pretty please Dustin can you start a weekly feature of your employees/regular commenters?
At the gym I work out at they regularly post an athlete profile that the athlete writes themselves. Pajiba could use something similar to satisfy the curiosity of us lurkers. We have so many unanswered questions: Figgy where did your sweet Honduran ass pick up English that puts my own to shame? TK what the hell is in your cellar/basement? Barbadoslim and Vermillion why do you hates each other? And Pinky McLadyBits do you realize how much joy your handle brings me?
Just a suggestion from a devoted lurker. You are all bitching geniuses and I just want to know your stories with the hopes that I can stalk your lives and become as cool as y’all.

You're a monster, jM. A MONSTER. I think of that poor panda, shackled to a wall. His asshole the size of a coffee can . . .

Woo! Is it getting hot in here? I, uh, have to go, um, open a window (plow BananaPanda).

Posted by: PeachPie at December 2, 2009 2:19 PM

*cough* *cough*

I'll take this one:

See, in answer to your query, it's very simple, those other guys are assholes, the real panty moistening goes on when I'm on the scene.

It's totally self-explanatory.

I just found this site in April of this year. I commented right away and continue to comment, albeit infrequently, because I suffer from foot in mouth disease, which contrary to popular belief, does present in the written word as well. Much to my absolute delight, after very few comments, the Venerable Spender ‘friended’ me on Crackbook and many Pajibans followed. I now have a very respectable collection of Paji-friends (I feel cherished and molested (the good kind, seriously, and no admin didn’t make me say that) all at once!) and still I don’t comment all that often. In fact, I only continue to comment so that I may grow my collection (and feel that oh so enjoyable mixture). Also, I enjoy abusing parentheses in my spare time.

So I don't know if I count as a lurker, cause I only started posting recently, and still not very often. Partly it is because I live in Honolulu, which puts me several hours behind everyone, partly that I am afraid of people yelling at my inability to spell, and partly because the first time I posted I got my ass handed to me by someone who didn't understand that I was being sarcastic. Probably my fault, but who could actually believe that anyone on this site would want the Risk movie to be Jumanjiesk, in which the kids play the game and then get sucked into an epic land battle between armies wearing primary colors.

But my fear aside, the site it awesome and I love reading the threads. As a full time office grunt and a full time grad student, this lovely site is really the only down time I give my exhausted little brain.

...the real panty moistening goes on when I'm on the scene.

That isn't moistening, it's pee from the other guys marking their territory.

...the real panty moistening goes on when I'm on the scene.

That isn't moistening, it's pee from the other guys marking their territory.

Posted by: Cindy at December 2, 2009 2:27 PM
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Ah yes that too, thank you, Cynthia.

/Slim is bi curious

Well, now we know what's behind all that tension with Vermillion.

Wow! Did I pick the wrong day to sleep in!

As a looongtime former lurker I join in the shout out to anyone who is skulking about the shadows afeared to say something because it might not be 'good enough'.
Bullshit. Nothing I ever say is particularly witty, (usually just dirty) and often it goes over pretty well and makes me happy all day. When I make the EE's, I do a happy dance and send it to my 2 friends who 'get it'.

As far as being a Thread Killer, I am West Coast and am often the last one up it seems, so more late comers please! The sign says 'Open!'.

Join the FB group! Friend me! If you think these Mo'fos are funny in here.... Plus I've picked up at least 2 fake internet boyfriends and one fake internet girlfriend {winks at Trouble} so Wheee!

Tracer: English Majors in the house! Holla!

. . . my name would never be among the great remembered handles. Maybe I'll try harder.
Posted by: Mr. Teatime at December 2, 2009 12:28 PM
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Literary references always go over well.

Lauren (in BP) - I welcome you with a giant hug! And then I stab you in the neck with a pencil because THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Kayanne, I like having you around. I think most people do.

Yay for more posters! LET THE WILD RUMPUS START!!!

real panty moistening goes on when I'm on the scene.

It's totally self-explanatory.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 2, 2009 2:23 PM

BSlim and all Paheebans give me panty soup near my pink McLadybits.

I hear you, Alexandra. I've been a Pajiban for about 4 years and I still find myself lurking most of the time. But that's cool, because I laugh painfully hard at most of these comments. Hell, I remember when Skit was a newbie (Skittimus Maximus) only to become the well adjusted ex-con we know today.

Lurkers rejoice!

TWO?! Fake Internet Pretend Whore.

Tracer: English Majors in the house! Holla!

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 2, 2009 2:32 PM
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Can Journalism and Communications B.A.s jump on this pile too?

LindsEy, how YOU doin'?

TB, don't hate, but she loves me better. By the way, STOP PEEKING IN MY WINDOW!!!! Fucking perv...

Julie, was that YOU? Damn, woman, I've been searching for you for ages. Best church service ever.

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You can jump on my pile anytime, Big Daddy.

Don't listen to him, Panda. He lies. I'll take you out of there and let you romp through my bamboo garden and all will be well.

Yay! I'm so happy! This is... YOUR time, this is... YOUR place...this is...REVOLUTION!

p.s. if you want to REALLY occupy your whole day and become much like a WOW gamer, (and who doesn't?) join the Pajiba facebook thread - it's how we got those posters worked up (I was too scared to maybe end up with ten billion submissions if I sent out a request here and it's hard to make things like that without a steady communication channel, other wise I'd have invited more people!) and I'd love to meet new Jibans!

Hee! Reba, I'm a lady.

bam-BOOM!

Nieve 'The Threadkiller Queen' :

See, Rookie mistake. Don't ASK to join, just balls out do it.
"I'm HERE BITCHES!"

BTW: You seem awesome. Come and sit by me.

Is it wrong that when I read the word "moonlight" I thought of the awful vampire private-eye show to which I used to be addicted?

Oh, stardust, no. I had hopes for that show, but it was vampire angst minus the sparkle. The useless blond was no better than the Bella Swans of this world and Shohohohaana whatsername spent so much time actressin' that I couldn't even lose myself in her pretty. There was one good bloodsucker in the lot, and they showed him far too little. Why is it so hard for folks to understand that people who have to suck on you to live are monsters? Even if they suck on you in the good way.

That ain't no Lady.

Hi guys, long time reader/lurker, way too little in the way of posting and such.

I love love you guys too much. Let me count the ways

1. The snarkyness
2. The witty banter
3. The level of intelligence overall
4. The love of everything Pixar
5. For pointing out Firefly, 500 Days of summer, Glee, Burn Notice etc
6. The Family guy hate
7. The BarbadoSlim
8. Pajibacon, Butt-day, Paheeba, Cannonball read and other Pajiba-specialities
9. The unashamed man-love of Ryan Renolds, RDJ and that the most bangable list is co-ed.
10. The "what's good for you" lists.
11. Boobs

and more...

love

Oh, my apologies, jM,! I rescind my slander. It's totally okay for women to keep pandas chained up and stroke their soft, soft fur and lose themselves in all that chubby love.

I think I may be able to avoid the rapin'.

Why do they always think that?

[takes out taser]

Oh Lindsey with and E you've got me hot and bothered! I shall sit with you only if we can pass dirty notes.
And

Hey Bitches Im here!

I think we already did that DeadBessie.

Oh No! Spender, my bold code didn’t work for you but it did for admin. I didn’t mean nuttin’ by it I swear! I love you both equally. Shhh, don’t tell admin, I totally love you more.

This comment is a gazillion comments after the original comment to which I refer and I apologize if it makes no sense whatsoever. I’m also guilty of that once in awhile. Making no sense, that is.

N'TKQ':
That's the spirit! Pass notes? Fuck that, we can point and laugh. And maybe make out a little.

Don't mind me, LWA'e'. I'll just be over here in the corner, sitting quietly in a pool of Jell-O. Just pretend I'm not here. The camera? Pfft. Totally for show.

I've been reading the site for almost 4 years now. I don't have a cute or clever (or cleverly cute) handle to go by, so I've always gone by Brian... Which isn't even my real name... if you think it is... haha...

I don't comment too often, but I did, once, make it to eloquent elegance once.

So I don't know if that makes me a lurker. I'm more of a watcher. Call me the Uatu of the bitchy blog world.

Nobody listen to jM.....well at least if you are a cute & cuddly, slightly chubby, endangered species. All she wants to do is get the rape on.

Trust me.

*sobs*

L'WAE I said DIRTY notes, then we can hit the bars, down tequila, fight rednecks and maybe make out a little or a lot.

N'TTQ'
DAMN Woman! Where have you been all my life?

English major and recent delurker, bitches!

I'm disgusted by the over abundance of English majors all up in here.

Lawyers REPRESENT!

bitches!

All she wants to do is get the rape on.

But there's jokes and fun to be had, too. And alcohol!

BSlim--is there any other way to get through a Poli-Sci curriculum? I had a lab partner once who majored in Poli-Sci, and dude was either hammered, hungover, or talking about how hungover he was from being hammered the night before. We didn't get much work done, but damn if he wasn't fun.

Posted by: DeadBessie at December 2, 2009 3:15 PM

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Aaaaaah, that takes me back...

I lurked for years. I only started commenting about a year or so ago, and let me tell all you lurkers out there how rewarding it is!

First off, you get the satisfaction of joining some pretty ridiculous conversations (boobs, panda rapin', alcohol, vermillion/bslim fights, and ya know...the occasional movie discussion)

Secondly, if you don't comment you will never know the joy of placing on the EE's. I literally yelped the first time I saw my name on the list.

Thirdly, there are some cool motherfuckers to be met here.

Join us.

We all float down here.

I've been mostly lurking for about four years and this site cracks me up. I spend so much time reading the comments and laughing that I usually never take the time to write my own. I have to admit that I am a BSlim stalker and wept for months when he was tied up in the basement. Words cannot express the joy I felt after that first sighting of his name after the long sad drought. There should be a support group for those of us that are both repulsed and yet insanely aroused by this magnificent beast. Come on girls, admit it -there's more of you out there. Please don't let it just be me.

Also - I vote for more cute and surprised kittens!!

'post for yourself, don't give a shit whether or not anyone's listening.'

That is actually very good advice.

Kayanne, this IS the island of misfit toys, silly!

Well hello there...
I've been reading the site for... a long time. Years now. I really enjoy it, but since I'm in Australia I've never commented because I feel like the commenting tends to happen in a big rapid frenzy and then die off (or rather, move on) by the time I wake up on this side of the world.
That's not to say I don't completely enjoy the mayhem after the fact!

I do miss the TV whore though.

So yes, hi everyone.

us that are both repulsed and yet insanely aroused by this magnificent beast.

you are most CERTAINLY not the only one, lulu.

I've been kickin' around this playground for a good few years but I've only commented twice. All your big shiney toys and talk of anal raping pandas is a bit intimidating. I mean, what if I bring the wrong kind of peanut butter to this party?

It is a mash-up Bessie (not everyone explained his handle), but still entertaining to read.

Ooh, that sounds dirty: explained his handle.

Yeah - lawyers represent. I'm the brief writing geek of the office - so they keep me in an office on a completely different floor so I can surf Pajiba and GoFugYourself all day - I mean concentrate and have deep thoughts on the law.

I have to admit that I am a BSlim stalker and wept for months when he was tied up in the basement. Words cannot express the joy I felt after that first sighting of his name after the long sad drought. There should be a support group for those of us that are both repulsed and yet insanely aroused by this magnificent beast.
Posted by: Lulu at December 2, 2009 3:26

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Well ....Hello... HeeeLLO ..HELLLLLO....

You are paying for the Motel, baybee.

/raises and lowers eyebrows, repeatedly

EAT A FUZZY TURD CONDOUCHE, YOU FRIGGIN' COMMIE SAMANAMUBITCH!

Bslim does have a certain....Je ne sais quoi. He's vulgar, rude, sweaty, arousing, angry, mean, drunk, petty, argumentative,terratorial, a war monger and sexy.

Eurgh I feel dirty.

Longtime lurker, very occasional poster because:
1. Almost west coaster so by the time I go to post, someone has already pointed out that choosing 30 Rock over Deadwood is goddamned criminal (and I really like 30 Rock) and, hey, why don't more people remember the awesomeness that is Dead Like Me.
2. Usually, can't post 'til the end of the day--all my cleverness has been used up--I can barely type let alone snark.
3. although I can fake being an extravert with my students (not English major, but English teacher), socializing is work--I can't keep up with the people I have social obligations to, let alone you web weirdos
4. I don't get the Ryan Reynolds obsession, Dustin
5. Barbado Slim scares me. In a sort of fascinating, can't look away from the car wreck/serial killer sort of way.
But, don't ever change Pajibans (except for the Ryan Reynolds thing).

And now, some Panda Porn:
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/pandacam/index.html

I comment if there's something I really feel like saying, but I enjoy just kicking back and seeing what's going on.

Offend Spender? Ha! OK how about this:

I totally get that you like NCIS Spender. My parents also like it. Because, you know, they're old and they don't want to have to think anymore either.
*runs for cover*

I, lurker, have posted a couple of times under a different fictional name, and I’m using this fictional name to protect the identity of that other fictional poster and to avoid residual shame. I agree with those who contend that many lurkers are intimidated by the ultra high quality material submitted regularly by the regulars. (See EE.) Since I don’t have the same shit filter as the normal lurker, I can freely let loose whenever something seemingly brilliant comes to mind or bowels. (Still waiting.) I also disagree that it’s cliquey around here. It’s more like anarchy, but not the good kind.

(bites lip at Bslims desciption....flip flops....no manscaping....sweaty....mmmmmmm)

Coryo, you're too pretty to be a lurker.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 2, 2009 3:31 PM

See folks, when you de-lurk enough, you start getting complimented.

And now, some Panda Porn:

Posted by: Rezcat at December 2, 2009 3:39 PM

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP OBJECTIFYING ME!?

With all of the rapin's from jM and the fat jokes from NTTQ I am really starting to lose my cool.

You ever see a Panda get pissed? We're not all cuddly and sweet and all gentle like you would like to picture us as.

Make no question, we will cut a bitch.

P.S. - Jadine, we give a fuck about everyone's comments. (Don't tell the other kids, but you're my new favorite. Shhh.)

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Awww, thanks Nicole, but I told ya, I'm always late to the party. Plus, you guys are all so witty, it's hard to keep up/compete with you all sometimes. I do love reading everybody's comments once I get here though.

I'd do more than compliment you baby. Roooower! (that is my cougar impersonation)

Oops! I did it again. Naughty me.

N'TTQ': Dear god we are going to have some fun round here. FB?

If you can't think of a handle, I'm sure there's some magic formula like Quote+charactername(reference)>lyric/pun(joke)=awesome.

Take "Not The Bees", for instance. You've already made 800 friends. "Super Tiger Sex Commando" will grant you an instant harem (mixed sex, of course). There's lots to choose from! In fact, I think I need a name. I'm tired of being me.

Is "BahamaSkinny" taken? Maybe I'll be "FieldPuppy".

oops sorry, should read: You KNOW you WANT this.

After the rest of you ladies are done vomiting, you can join in, and NO, don't wash...

You ever see a Panda get pissed? We're not all cuddly and sweet and all gentle like you would like to picture us as.

Motherfucker please. Ben fucking Stiller wore your head for a hat.

Yeah, real scary.

I was pleased to note in the definitions section of the initial comment description that I don't count as a lurker, since I have commented before.

Unfortunately it appears that people who seldom post are also classifying themselves as lurkers, so perhaps I can't rest on my laurels and continue to abstain from this discussion.

I have been visiting the site for at least four years. I have posted a minimum of three times, and perhaps as many as six times which, in my view should clearly classify me as a non-lurker if not quite an eloquent.

As can be seen from this comment, my writing quickly tends towards the lengthy and uninteresting. The odd time that it doesn't, I will sometimes hit "Post Comment".

I delurked months ago and I do here what I do in real life: try to make people laugh. Am I successful? Rarely. But whatever. I'm in it for the handjobs and Galaxy bars.

DeadBessie, I am there for the SYTYCD threads as much as possible, but sometimes I have to catch it on DVR later. Total bastard move that I will not stop doing.

Impressive turnout thus far, although I think BSlim accidently groped my shit in all the excitement. Eh. At least I know what direction my nightmares will take this evening.

BSlim - the room is ready. Looks like I might have to share you with the other ladies - oh well, the more the merrier - c'mon girls.

Posted by: Gentleman Farmer at December 2, 2009 4:01 PM

Dude...join in...

Manda Panda RUUUUUUUN!!! JM doesnt discriminate if theres an Anda theres a rapin!

Oh man, I'm like, hours late to the party. Don't you just hate that?
So, I'm totally a lurker. I love all the writers and every single one of you stalkers who seem to have time to comment every 5 minutes. That's the problem, I enjoy you all too much. I read everything obsessively and absolutely never comment because omgwhatiftheydon'tlikeme!! I don't know if my fragile ego could take it!

WOW, Rowles, I hope you're proud, see what you have wrought, you disgusting pig.

This is where you are hanging out people, a site where I'm allowed to post. Blatant Po'nographey, zombie fetishists, goat lovers, COMMUNISTS...

You should all kill yourselves

Hey, Natalie Wood's Life Preserver...are you in any way related to John Denver's Wingman? Apparently neither of you can do anything right.

pssst...

Hey Manda, over here. Behind these bamboo shoots...She hasn't looked here yet...it's safe.

whoever you are....I love you.

Almost two years and I feel as though it's still too soon for me.

Hey Manda, over here. Behind these bamboo shoots...She hasn't looked here yet...it's safe.

The more the merrier...

I think I've commented once before on the grammy thread or something, but I've generally been a lurker for a year and a half now. Pajiba is the ONLY source I trust when it comes to movie reviews (and sometimes TV). If Pajiba loves it, it's pretty much guaranteed that I will love it.

Oh, I don't comment because of my irrationally low self-esteem and lack of wit. Also, grad school takes up a shitload of my time, so I usually only have time to peruse the articles and nothing more.

OK, yeah, I've been lurking for some time now, but today you've all inspired me to say a few words. Only a few, however...

Here are three of the many reasons I love to waste my employer's time and money by spending time reading these posts instead of slogging through my to-do list:
1. No one ever uses 'LOL' in their posts; that sends me into a homicidal rage that can only be matched by misuse of apostrophes
2. I feel somehow validated as a person whenever I actually recognize an obscure reference from one of you clever posters (well, obscure to me anyway; shut up and let me continue to bathe in self-congratulation)
3. When PANDA says "cut a bitch" it kinda turns me on

Oh, Pajiba, you had me at 'scathing' and 'bitchy'

And some cousins are much closer than we'd prefer.

"All the leaves are br...bwaughdbnbn....cough......gurgle.......gasps......"

Yep, we're all going to hell. I'm pretty sure that we were anyways, but fuck it, now it's for certain.

I'm a lurker, through and through. Been visiting these parts for about 2 or 3 years. Since it's my first time, here's a tiny bit about me so you'll know me better:

My first date with Mr. smalls was to see Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior. When the movie was over, I knew two things: Tony Jaa was an ass-kicking machine AND the handsome gentleman next to me would indeed be Mr. smalls one day.

Oh, and Stacy, thanks for the "sickeningly cute" kitty videos - they make me smile.

I'm more of a watcher. Call me the Uatu of the bitchy blog world.

And with that reference, Brian has just won my heart. Post more!

/geek

Also, Psych majors represent!

, There is no way in hell I am waking up at 3AM to read this shit. Not the least of which is the fact that I wouldn't be able to understand a single thing I read or be even remotely coherent enough to post something. But that's okay, I get to work and have so much great stuff to read. I don't need to comment that often.

CallMeGinger I totally get where you are coming from, but sometimes you just have to push yourself off the wall. That's what I am trying to do, and it is actually kinda fun.

When this poor little Panda ends up as the story line for a Law and Order: SVU episode, you all won't think it's so funny.

Posted by: PANDA at December 2, 2009 5:10 PM
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Hear, Hear. Lookie but no touchie the baby panda on the porno-cam. Or, I'll have to be the one to cut a bitch, jM.

This goes for you too, BSlim.

And, I'm supposed to be reading god-awful Intro to Fiction short story drafts, not posting. This is why I usually just lurk -- 'cause once I start the posting crack, I can't stop....

Well fuck me running, this has turned into one hell of a diversion. I guess I'm technically a lurker - I post here and there, but not so much lately. The problem is that I work nights and usually don't post until very late, and as such my comments tend to land with a thud somewhere near the end of the thread (as this one's bound to do), or I find that everything relevant has been said already.

I really only wanted to say that I think Sarina is a gloriously cracked-out ho. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

I never comment, mainly because I never have anything to say but I love to hear everyone else's rantings and ravings. By the time I get to the thread of a movie I'm interested in seeing or mocking, the thread has usally become insane and wonderful and I'd rather just read. I've been reading since before the FBI pulled the site down (that was weird) and at the moment I'm a lowly grad student.

See? See how fun unlurkabling is? I've said it before and I'll say it again - Delurk, unless:

01. I owe you money.
02. You're an Albino.
03. You're related to BSlim - No offense, but the site would collapse upon itself.
04. Cap'n Rowles and his immediate family have a restraining order against you.
05. There are more than ANY Ed Hardy shirts in your closet.
06. We did the business on the Carnival Cruise '05 and you're pissed about the STDs.
07. You strive for "FRIST BITCHZ" over at AICN.
08. You're an Albino (I cannot emphasise how important this is to the integrity of the site)
09. No Lisa - the judge said you can't follow me here either.
10. Did I mention the Albino thing?

Seeing as I have been to Pajibacon East and interact with a plethora of Pajibians on Facebook, I can't really call myself a lurker. But I haven't really commented as much as I've done in the past, which is totally not acceptable. I'll have to change that for 2010.
As for the lurking, I find it hard to have people consistently read my blog. I'll post something, but it doesn't always seem to get recognition or whatever is deserves. So if anything, I promise to post more if you all promise to read it.
In closing, I'm glad so see so many new faces and hear what others have to say. I've read Pajiba since it was a baby and I am glad to say I've continued it into what it is today.

Skitz, you forgot to mention that you shouldn't post if you are a Panda. jM will get you. Again...trust me. I know

*shame and tears*

It is alright redhead; I arrived late to the party too. You and I can stand by the punch table working up the courage to be wall-pushers like CallMeGinger and Morgan La Fai and wishing that one of the cool eloquents would ask us to dance or “come check out the sound-system” in his -or her *winknudge*-sweet wood paneled van.

We need more Canadians around here like "favorite" needs a "u" in it.

(I kid, I kid)

Oh God, where'd it go?!

Whoops. I am WELL late to this party but I blame the time difference and uh...stuff.

I started reading Pajiba about 4 years ago and have maybe commented 3 or 4 times. I generally find internet communities quite terrifying things so tend to just read the good reviews on here, click the links and marvel at how irate people get about weird shit.

CallMeGinger Way to grab the bull by the horns! Nicely done.

Well I'm sufficiently aroused now, so lets hit the dancefloor kids! I'm all about shaking my groove thang. Yes, I just said 'thang'.

Admin, Canada could not ask for a better representative at Pajiba. As we Canucks unite and gather our hockey sticks, tourtiere, and multi coloured money maybe we can convince the powers that be at Pajiba to post more Canada friendly video links. It breaks my maple leaf shaped heart when certain videos are only available to our sub 49th neighbours.

Precious Lilywhite, join me in celebrating a day of no rain, but the first frost! The official Victoria winter is here! Snow-free Victorians come together!

Morgan LaFai Thank you, my dear. You may have unleashed a monster.

MelBivDevoe , SparkleTits cage dancing...now that is a magical image.

Good luck on your papers, sweetkaitman! And congratulations on making it to your Master's program. What are you studying?

Ah but you see Ma Cherie its not that I comment after a thread has ended its more I Actually Kill the thread. I post and it dies, its like the stank of my lameness infects everyone and they run away from my gross, fetid, shriveled loneliness of sucktitude.

If we left-coasters don't keep this shit up, we'll all be joining NTTQ in the Threadkiller Club*.

This has inspired me. Perhaps I'll start posting on long dead threads. You won't believe the fuss the "Night at the Museum" review kicked up.

*Threadkiller Club copyrighted, as I will shortly be starting a band with that name.

Oooo, I likes some of these freshly de-lurked 'Jibans. When the zombie apocalypse happens I want Reba and erik the shred killing zombies with me. Reba loves Twilight so she and I (and Sofia, cause she automatically survives) can sit around and discuss where we want Mick St. John to suck. And erik has a 'k' at the end of his name, which means he kicks lots of ass.

Now all y'all lawyers and English majors just sit still. Mel and I are going to flex our Psych degrees and analyze your twisted minds.

You know who else is a surprisingly bitchy bunch? The people who comment on food network recipes. Here's one: IT CLEARLY SAY'S TO BAKE TILL THE EDGES ARE LIGHTLY BROWNED. DON'T YOU READ BEFORE BEING SUCH A CRITIC? I BET YOU BUY SLICE AND BAKE COOKIES

It's probably because they're hungry.

Oh you tasty tasty lurkers. See how funny you all are? You can do this. There's too many of you for me to pick on you all specifically, but seriously, no one who's posted so far has any reason to worry about whether we're enjoying your comments.

Bahhhh, handles! What you really need to be popular and make friends is your own Emoticon.

:( :X :X

This is awesome...what a fantastic idea Sarina!! And good to see you Kayanne and Bistro! And to all the lurkers out there, we're not really that scary. We're actually all a bunch of softies, and it tends to be kind of a love-in around here these days.

Two things...I'm kind of loving BStout. Also, where the hell is Eep?

Human Centipede:

You forgot their immaculate makeup on your emoticons. Human centi dos and tres had flawless mascara. Is it weird that amongst all the crazy in the stills from the movie that what I notice is the mascara?

Our lashes have been washed clean by endless tears.

Quick! How is the Human Centipede like a Bread Garden?

UNLIMITED TOSSED SALAD.

Come on, there must be more history majors on this site. Talk about a useless major. Hopefully my masters in Diplomacy and Military Studies (yes, that is what I am currently studying) will be more useful. Though any job would be better then my current job. I alphabetize boxes and boxes of files, but the kicker, I'm dyslexic. It makes the job super fun.

But I have to hand it to this thread, it is making my work day so much more enjoyable then usual.

*shakes fist at PeachPie* Sure, rub it in, why don't ya? ;)

Quick! How is the Human Centipede like a Bread Garden?

UNLIMITED TOSSED SALAD.

I just lost my dinner.

Bahhhh, handles! What you really need to be popular and make friends is your own Emoticon.

:( :X :X

Posted by: Human Centipede at December 2, 2009 6:34 PM

It doesn't hurt to be willing to go ass-to-mouth either. AmIright?? *wink*

Morgan LaFai, if History counts as a useless major, I'd like to nominate Anthropology as well. When slinging drinks is more lucrative...

Can I be in the Threadkiller Club band? I can play guitar and tap dance at the same time (though that may qualify me more for 'Box of Bedazzlers)!

Double up, Morgan LaFai. You're british, right? You can be in two bands at once. Hell, Jack White is in like forty-three bands right now. In fact, I think Jack white is the guitar player in Threadkiller Club, but I'm not sure as he never shows up to rehearsal.

Primadonna.

Pinky, congratulations, you just made me vomit in my mouth a little.
Posted by: redhead at December 2, 2009 7:01 PM

I get that a lot. Bwahahahahaha!

I wish I could claim credit for the band name but it actually came from here. It was in the review of Twilight and I believe the complete quote was "As a vampire your biggest problem with sunlight makes it look like you fell into a box of bedazzlers. That's like saying Superman's biggest problem with kryptonite is that it makes his piss green. Keep fucking that chicken Ms. Meyers" It made me laugh so hard the people in the office actually glared at me.

welldressed I, think I will join your band, if you don't mind the fact that I am not, in fact, British. I taught British English for several years in Prague, so some of my words or expressions have a British sound to them. Now that I am back in the States it makes me sound like an obnoxious British wanabe, but meh, what can you do.

NTTQ, stop reading my mind. That is EXACTLY what I've been trying to accomplish with Threadkiller Club. You really get me. Plus, Alexandra can totally tap dance during one of LindsEy's drum solos.

My tap dancing style is TOTALLY punk rock! Give me a chance! One of our songs could be a remix of "Dancing with Myself" with heavy bass...

Oh Welldressed we are meant to be!!! I hereby extend an invitation to the Threadkiller Island started my DeadBessie and myself 150 posts ago. Its a place where all the threadkillers get together and eat cookies and ice cream until people are having to much fun talking and we kill the thread dead. Please say you'll come!

I alphabetize boxes and boxes of files, but the kicker, I'm dyslexic.

Bwah-ha-haaaa. That is both the saddest and funniest thing I've seen in a good long time.

Ulterior Motive Girl: Nicely done. I only minored in Anth, but I don't really think that it cost me any employment opportunities.

Redhead you have piqued my interest.....Piqued.

UMG you have also Piqued my interest.
I super really like that word!

...and I got to the party late again. This is most of the reason I've been a lurker for so long (maybe a year or so before the Homeland Security bruhaha...how long's that?) That and being in England and so around 5 hours behind most of you guys. At least I think it's 5 hours. I have trouble with your time zone. Or zones. Zoni? Whatever, long enough that by the time I turn up, everyone's waay more drunk than me, the alcohol's all gone, most people are either passed out or making out and all that's left is Guess Who? bitching to thin, beer stained air.

Did I hear something about a band? I can play melodeon!

NTTQ, piqueing interest is just one of my many astounding talents.

Just don't ask me to list the others right now, as it's lunch time where I am. Bitch be hungry.

jM: I am very sorry you were forced to sit through Twilight but your review was one of the funniest things I have ever read. I sent a link of it to everyone I know and yes, I changed my band name from Serenity Valley to Box of Bedazzlers.

Holy hell, you guys are awesome.

Ooooh, I'm in the band! *swings around pole in excitement*

Note: I originally typed "I'm on the band", which really takes things in a whole new direction. A whole, new, sexy direction.

And Gumble, don't worry about being late. I'm in Australia, so technically I'm living in the future compared to you guys which I fear my makes me the nerd who turns up inappropriately early and makes the host all uncomfortable.

But I really like the bitterness factor in your post. Good times, go with it.

Oh my giddy-gods, I made the band. That is so awesome.

Haha, thanks redhead! I wasn't going for bitterness, but the fact it crept in anyway probably means I'm in the right place ;)

Lurkers are the short models on the catwalk that is life. Be not afraid of spangles, darlings! It's like I once told the fabulous Lord Gaga, "Nullify your shortcomings with stiletto Blahniks, and WAX OFTEN. TUCK CAREFULLY and STRUT."

Oh hey, Pajeeba.

I thought that was how the site is pronounced.
Thus why I lurk silently.

Posted by: intrepidflower at December 2, 2009 7:47 PM

I couldn't have cared less when I learned it was Paj-aye-ba. I fell in love with Pajeeba, and I never learn someone's real name after I love them.

stardust, you did NOT state that I like the bloodless miscarriage that is Twilight! I am wounded. I am also heavily armed. Recant, you pox-ridden whore. Recant, I say!

Vampires should sink their teeth into you, suck out your life essence, and lick the drops off to seal the deal. Sometimes, when they get sloppy, they should kill a bitch. They should not piss and moan about how fucking hard it is to be a super strong immortal. Just sayin'

Well, I've posted several times here at Pajayjay under my various internet pseudonoms (some say multiple personality disorder)...I won't say what they are because all my names are very carefully compartmentalized to prevent the family from finding out about the porn that I post on the internet (although I'm pretty sure Google has connected all my aliases and sold my personal information to the Department of Homeland Security and Proctor Gamble). I guess that makes me a lurker. But I am here pretty much everyday.

Really, I'm only a little perverted, except for my unnatural love of the serial comma.

I'm not sure how long I've been lurking. Four years maybe? I'm not very good with time. Anyway, I've commented once or twice. But I would rather just read comments because you folks crack me up.

KARLBY!!!!

I don't think you can know how much I love Karlby. Karlby is win wrapped in Bedazzled heaven.

Wow! 400+ comments in. Sadly, I cannot read them, as I am currently being more oppressed by my J-O-B then usual.

Yay for lurking for a loooong time, then just diving in!

And yes, I need a better handle. There's some dandies being adopted up in here!

Really, I'm only a little perverted, except for my unnatural love of the serial comma.

Posted by: Personality #133 at December 2, 2009 8:25 PM
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Join the club.

I don't s'pose I'm a lurkey anymore, but I was for a while. Now I just use this site as a way to procrastinate at work. Woo!

Wow, I leave for an hour to brave the pharmacy and I find out I'm not only playing guitar in the band, but I'm ALSO one of several smokin' hot, tomb-raidin' anthropology geeks! Woot! Now, as soon as I beat this strep I can be on back-up vocals...

Reba, I use the word "like" very loosely. More like "tolerate, muse over, and enjoy ridiculing all while looking at pretty men."

Ah, then all is forgiven. For a moment, I thought you were maligning my character. And considering I haven't fluffed a jouster in over 17 years, I was a bit worried that the slight was a karmic strike from my whorish past.

Ridiculing Twilight has become a hobby, but I'm still not going to read that last book. Not worth the hours it will take from my life when there are other trashy series to read.

Oh, hell yeah. The husband gave me shooting lessons for Christmas last year. I will mess up anyone standing still directly in front of me. On the left side anyway - and since that's where most of the vital bits are, I'm good to go. So all you handsy motherfuckers might want to think about tucking right.

Wait, there was a thread for lurkers?

I'm legal.

Things proposed done to you are perhaps not.

Pereka, I'd love to have you in the band, but we're completely staffed with musicians. Once again, we are not the Polyphonic Spree.

We are however looking for someone cute to hock our fabulous merch.

Sofia, i think that Pajiba is better known as the island of misfit sex toys. Which incidentally is where jM orders her Panda "supplies". No one should be subjected to the square shaped toys.

Long time lurker, second-time poster.. I miss all the good stuff because of. . WORK...

Oh fuck me. I said Twilight when I meant Moonlight. All these fucking horrible vampire stories ending in -light. Mick St. John can suck on me, NOT fucking Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen can suck the Devil's dick.

Reba, please take the heaviest armament you have and beat me with it. Now. Until I have some damn sense in my head.

Rezcat, we always need groupies, especially sexy groupies, but don the panda-wear at your own risk. You should see our headliners.

Groupies in sexy panda-wear?

This, I like.

Rezcat: The more groupies the better. It will give the band some credibility. But I would steer clear of the panda costume. Much to dangerous.

Sexy Koala? Or still too provacative?

What good is the interwebs if I can't be a sexy bear?!

Posted by: Reba at December 2, 2009 9:50 PM

P.S. I enjoy this Reba as well. (Note to self: remember to dive right.)

OK, one more and back to working on my feminist reading of Showgirls for final paper: Rezcat, jM is a lady. A sexy, sexy lady.

oh man, how did I miss the baby panda video before now?
y'all see how addictive commenting on this sight is now, don'tcha?

Seconded, Rezcat. AvB is always good for an intelligent, feminist post.

And boobs.

Good to know, redhead, good to know. Does that make a difference though?

(Actually, I am embarrassed because I must have known that once) Can I be a bear of little brain and still wear sexy Koala-wear? I ask because being a "vicious little devil[] who sleeps[s] 22 hours a day' while high sounds like a great winter break!

Rezcat, no, it doesn't really make a difference, I was just being obnoxious.

You can be my sexy little bear any day.

Been a lurker for about 3 years - posted a few times. I have the scathing and bitchy part down but not so much with the wit. First post thats not about which celebrity I want to bang - small steps!

Hi Dice. How's it hanging?

jM, consider thy world rocked.

Koala on panda rape. Gives a new meaning to "bear-ly" legal.
*hangs head in shame*
Goodnight folks!

Lurker of 2+ years. Female, reads at work, Australia.

Thread now too long to feel any thrill of my first comment actually being read.

Sad face.

Hi, Gilligiggle you can turn that frown upside down...consider yourself read!

Now, if you plan on stickin' around (which I highly recommend you do) I hav eone piece of advice...NO RAPIN' PANDAS!

Thank you :) acknowledgment rocks.

It is 3.14pm here in Melbourne- late lunch.

Panda: I solemnly swear not to rape. I mean in general, not just pandas. Most of my friends think I'm pretty cool for that reason.

Dear Gilligiggle,

I read your comment. No sad face!

Sincerely It's Not Montana (a fellow almost former lurker)

It's 10:19 pm Dallas Texas time. Time for a snack, then bed. It SNOWED HERE TODAY!

All you lurkers are good fun.

I'm Back Bitches! Still catching up on the thread, but for anybody still out there, lets party!

NTTQ: Banging. That's funny.

Oh my godtopus, snow! We don't get much of that in Sydney. And by not much, I actually mean none whatsoever.

But I'm heading to NYC in a few weeks. Huzzah for snow, and my completely inappropriate Australian summer clothing!

Gilligiggle, don't listen to Snuggiepants. My van is totally safe. It's not all weird and creepy like jM's van. And I've got good candy, real chocolate. Milky Way minis, Snickers bites....don't you want to take a ride in the Stardust-Mobile? Reba is already inside.....

It's a nice van, roomy. I'm a little worried about the discoloration, but I'm sure there's a good explanation.

WOW, you took it to 500, I'm impressed, noobs.

Montana, then I can only hope you have a name like Montoya or maybe something like Tony Montana...just not pronounced the same way...or something...who knows...I'm drunk.

I was hoping you mighta been from Montana as that is where my family is from & unless you're really from there you don't really know.

You really do.not.know.

Sadly no, Lindsey with an 'e', but we do have super awesome beer and wine! And eternal summer. Pool party at my place?

And those damn koalas.

NOW we are at 500.

You KNOW your panties are moist.

Oh my GOD, Reba got in the van? Well, I didn't know you well, Reba, but I wish for you a quick and relatively peaceful ending. God, now I'm tearing up.

Lauren You can take off that ass hat (but please post a link to pics), we're past 500 now.

Dice How far north? And you also wrote Snugglepants instead of Snuggiepants like Rezcat. What the hell? Are you lurkers trying to re-name me? THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN WITHOUT JELLO, K-Y AND A LARGE WRESTLING ARENA.

admin is always the ref. Rowrrrrr.

Especially if she has sort of reddish hair and is really pretty. Nuh-uh. Yell things like "YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!" and "POLICE!"
Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at December 2, 2009 11:18 PM

I have convinced myself that this is about me. It's the "really pretty" part that convinced me.

BSlim: My Hanes: Her way's are no where near absorbent enough for how happy I am
1) to see you here again tonight
2)that we mad it to 500+ comments in a de-lurk thread.

Huh, I guess our pervy-porn talk didn't scare the poor little lurkers away after all, and in fact seems to have had the exact opposite effect. Go fucking figure.

Resisting... van... cosmic.. pull... OUCH!

Yeah i'm in the van. It's not sinister though. Just awkward. Stardust is brushing Reba's hair and singing Humpty Dumpty. Think this would be far more interesting high.

Nevertheless... the future is a-ok. Except for the Purple Monkey Clouds. They will get you- but not until you close your eyes, so remember the Visine on THURSDAY THE THIRD OF DECEMBER!

BAH! lurkers not need cower in fear.

We are an open community...just bring a thong and some moisturizer we can "fit" you in...

But you sold it as a pretty girl in a van with chocolate. All you had to add was puppies and I would have fellated the exhaust pipe. Geez. Reverse psychology ALWAYS WORKS!

...but not until you close your eyes, so remember the Visine on THURSDAY THE THIRD OF DECEMBER!

Posted by: Gilligiggle at December 3, 2009 12:12 AM

Um, that just made me think of the Blink epi. of Dr. Who Are Purple Monkey Clouds as sinister as weeping angel statues. Please say no!

Don't even park next to one. The next Buffalo Bill is out there for Godtopus's sake!

Posted by: Cindy at December 3, 2009 12:28 AM

Yup....you know what's up Cindy.

*invitation. Dammit.

AND you are talking to a hot internet whore.
Just.
Got.
Better.

p.s. love you all, even Conrad (ducks to avoid Skitz' fist and runs away, laughing)

Come on, there must be more history majors on this site.

*sigh*
Medieval History. Yep. And my current career as a government worker TOTALLY warrants all that money spent on the degrees I accumulated. Fuck.

I read all (seriously, ALL) the comments, I comment when I have the time. I'm not at all witty or scathing on this site...but I'm a horrifying bitch in real life.

I kinda wish jM would take a break from panda-rape, and focus on the neglected bears of Canadia.
Polar bears need lovin',too goddammit.

Hey Australians, What is it like in the future? Do you have hover-cars yet?

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 2, 2009 11:41 PM

We did, but they were outlawed. People kept using them to hover up into the trees and rape koalas.

Well fucknuggets, I just got off work and missed all the fun. I'm so fucking sorry that I have to work nights. We all can't be liberal arts graduates with boring-ass desk jobs who work for companies that apparently never monitor our internet usage.

I love you guys, I'm just fucking bitter. And cranky. And goddamn fucking tired of this fucking bronchitis (Day 13)!!!!

I love that Nieve went from shy lurker to Pajibette in 1 thread. Damn that bitch moves fast!

Thanks for asking us to come out from under the sofa to scurry around the carpet for a while.
Posted by: panacea at December 3, 2009 12:12 AM
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NO ARACHNID METAPHORS!!! Get back under that couch!

(accepted options for things that crawl out from under the couch would be a kitteh, a hamster in a ball ((robotic or otherwise)), a very tiny man made of lint, or an octopi)

I have been known to enjoy the occasional Gladiator, but my Brother-in-law always points out the historical inaccuracies.

During the film.

Annoying, to the max!

LWA'e' - I thank you! I find that I'm much more hilarious on FB than on this site, though. So if you aren't my FB friend yet, then let me know. I go by Jenn TheYellowDart there...because I'm a paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur who should really lay off the cocaine.

And I remember the first time I commented. A few people read it the wrong way and I got SLAMMED. Like hardcore. And not the kind of hardcore slammed that makes me happy in the pants. I think it was Sarina that came to my defense/rescue. And I have loved her ever since.

We just keep getting closer to taking over completely. Excellent.

Manda: Sounds like you are poised to embark on a career in costume drama. I approve.

frank: That IS annoying (note to self: never point out historical inaccuracies while watching movies with frank)
So why aren't we friends on FB?

Popejenn: We are TOTALLY friends on FB. Further stalking--oops I mean research--- reveals I am the only Lindsey in your friend list. Yeah, careful with the blow. It can make you teh CRAZY!

I only check FB when there is a y in the month or when I remember my log-in.

My only 'friend' from the Pajiba page is Skitz!

Godtopus help me!!

Note to self: terrorise everyone on facebook when you get home.

Yeah redhead,
If you aren't already a member of the Pajiba goup, become so, then go to the 'Who are you?' thread. Skip to the end (15 pages!) and post. You will be found.

Whom do you address sir?

Talking at you Lindsey (wae)

Where is Skittimus Minimus?

Posted by: frank (aka frank_247 aka the lone Scotsman) at December 3, 2009 1:12 AM

Attached to Skittimus Maximus al'a Kuato in Total Recall.

I posted again on the 'Who are you' thread, just in case.
Need to hit the sack, 7am here, been up since 5:30 yesterday and that includes 12 hours working AND seeing my neice in Pantomime.

the holy Octopus knows why I'm still awake, but I'm out of Smirnoff now, so bedtime.

Night night, x

(to all the Pajiba ladies)

and XX to Lindsey with an 'e'.

Alright, between some of the comments I've read here and the introductory facebook messages I've received as I am friended, I am starting to wonder how much I am referred to outside of public forum and what exactly those discussions entail.

Also, I'm flattered.

Coryo: All good. Believe me. :-}

I don't know if you'd call me a lurker, because I comment as much as I can/am interested, but that isn't much because I am not blessed with a job in a cubicle, so I can't Pajiba every day. By the time I get to posts they're usually about 2 days old and the comments I want to reply to are way past. For instance, I would like to ask Mr. Teatime if his name is pronounced 'tee-time' or 'te-AH tih-MAY', and see how many commentors recognize what I'm talking about (hint: it's not South Park), but his post was roughly 392 before mine.
Anyway, I've been reading Pajiba for about mumblemumble years now, since I found you through Go Fug Yourself, and I find that your reviews give me a good estimate of whether a movie is worth two hours and ten dollars nearly every time. Plus, where else on the internet can you find somewhere like this? Nowhere. I love how obssessed you all are not just with movies but with storytelling, so you keep writing hilarious articles and I'll keep reading and occasionally commenting.

heeheehee...best day ever!

Late to the comments again, thanks to being on another continent... Have been reading the site for some three years now, commented exactly once.

I don't have nearly neough vitriol, I DO feel intimidated by the clique-speak and I still haven't grasped the need for a fucking Murdertank or Godtopus. But I've been around long enough to read the threads when those gems of drunken imagination emerged.

So there. I do love the reviews. I am watching you.

Hola bitches Im back. What, what whaaaaat!!!????? Sexy Panda wearing groupies?
Nice. Hey Welldressed Im gearing up for
our first erotic meeting with awesome music
and hot sexy time.
Band members should we get a secret handshake?
I read on the internet that I should sleep with
my foot levitated to help my broken toes
so i did and woke up with a numb foot, fell over
and then giggled and cryed non stop as the feeling came back into it. Eff Me.

welldressed -- This I can do. Boost up the girls and tug down the top and we're ready to roll!

Long time not-posting-much lurker, Male Style, but now and them I type some when it feels right, you know? So thats around midsummerfest, at 12:07, with a full moon.

I have thesame problem here as most non-USA (but still free), that when I lurk in the site at morning, you are all asleep. Aroudn 15hours you guys wake up again. Funny thing, ain't it?

And for the rest, I ussualy don't read the comments, you guys and galls just type to much, you little Stephen Kings.

And no, this is not a wierd nick, but my actual birthname! Ha-Haaaaaa.
Wich makes me braver than all of you.

Grtz from Amsterdam

eventually, Pajibans will rule the world.

Posted by: DeadBessie at December 3, 2009 8:46 AM
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We don't?

eventually, Pajibans will rule the world.

Posted by: DeadBessie at December 3, 2009 8:46 AM
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We don't?

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Beck and Reilly are still on the air, yeah? Twilight rules at the box office, Firefly is still canceled, PETA continues to mount a baffling and stupid campaign, Harriet Carter still sells toilet mugs...yeah, we're not quite there yet.

I found a HOTTEST interracial club =MixedConnect--*__*--C 0 M=for black Women and white Men, or black Men and white Women, to interact with each other. Interracial is not a problem here, but a great merit to cherish!

Phew finally reached the end of the thread although its probably self-sustaining now and has gotten another ton of posts in the time it took me to read.

Congratulations for de-cloaking lurkers.

Hello to all the lawyers (even though Im not a real one just a law graduate too poor to go any further.)

Hello to those that are using red head themed handles. RED POWER!! Yeah we are one step away from being albinos but we are people too. But whoever is ginger in Australia thats gotta take some testicles. You must forever be a lobster with a question intonation.

I've been reading Pajiba for three or so years, and I've commented maybe three or four times - what can I say, BSlim is slightly terrifying. But between the fantastic reviews that inspired me to write reviews for my college newspaper, Dustin having practically the same taste in men as I do, and an online community filled with as much wit, vitriol, and heart as you people have, visiting Pajiba is and will always be part of my daily routine. And hey, now that I've commented on something besides which celebrities I'd bang, that's a toe in the water, right?

Also, yesterday in my film class I heard a boy ask his friend if he'd heard of a movie site called Pay-jib-ah. It's Finals time (no sleep) and I get excited easily, so I gave him a hug. In hindsight, maybe a tad creepy, but finding someone else in real life who reads Pajiba produces an irrepressible glee.

I'm a mostly lurky, sometimes talky Pajiban. I just did the math and I've been coming here at least 4 years. Even though I don't hang here every single day or post all that often, Pajiba has had an influence on me. My hubby is not generally a Pajiba visitor but I send him occasional links from here and he realized I got some of my vocab from here. I've also gone by the name Fig or Lainiefig (not to be confused with Figgy, who seems like a cool chick).

I somehow missed this thread yesterday!

Long-time reader (a link to the Iron Man review first brought me here when the movie came out), first-time poster but I figure I had to join in with the other lurkers and "show my face". Not much to say other than (a) I try to visit every day even though I'm supposed to be doing actual work whilst at work, (b) I've discovered some great movies/TV via this site that I might otherwise have missed so thank you, (c) I love the no bullshit reviews, and (d) I'm not ashamed to admit that L'WAE and AvB are my first ever internet crushes.

Back to pretending I'm working!

Why do I lurk? Because I'm an introvert and social interaction can be exhausting. I've been visiting for about four years, decloaking here and there for a comment diversion. Despite my lack of online presence, I want you to know that you beautiful bunch of crazies keeps me laughing, outraged, warm-hearted and sane, and I love you all for it. I wanna grow old with you!

Davis, you almost made me blow my work cover. So many of us are attempting to maintain a hard at work facade and a Shit Eating Grin is not helping. I simply could not keep a straight face and oh oh oh how I wish you had the less moral and you had taken that cell pic.
Also I am just tickled pink that an entire day later this thread continues, and continues.... Yet another pleasant day at work thanks to Sarina's H1N1 induced email.

kuzum:
That is sweet. We love you too.

Moon Buggy:
Dude, lay off the blow. I think it is making you jumpy. {Hee!}

Eee my post needs some help from... Grammar Bitch! Whereever can she be?

Whoa there Lindsey. You trying to push this thread all the way to the 600 mark all by yourself? I'm sure the newbies appreciate the name recognition, but you know you can put all that in a single comment. Decaf lovely, decaf. (oh, and for the newbies and those who just generally don't know, you can use html tags to make words bold by typing yourtexthere except without the spaces. For italics you use i.)

....except that it didn't because I tried to put the signs in parentheses and apparently that fucks everything up....good christ. okay:
less than sign b greater than sign your text less than sign backslash b greater than sign
my head hurts

Nice job, PeachPie!

But Lindsey with an 'e' whilst scolding you for trying to break 600 the dear Dr. very carefully took comment spot 599, 600 & 601. I think he knew exactly how to explain all the brain-breaking html stuff, he just wanted some sweet comment numbers.

yes, yes I did. I am an asshole. Stupid html being all stupid. And I'm a she peachpie darlin. (when it doubt it's actually safer to assume all 'jibans are female. There's way more of us than boys)

My profound apologies to you Dr. Pisaster (shoulda known, you are the seastar! major congrats on the Dr. part). I also offer my apologies and a sacrifice to the Godtopus, ruler of all Pajiba, and the ettes. As a proud Canadienne, may I lift up a fellow 'nuck to you Glorious Godtopus? A fellow female who would delight in giving herself to the most mighty topus of all the Gods. I give you Pamela Anderson, *implants not included*. Enjoy your feast and I pray to your for forgiveness.

And with that I am out for a long weekend of the only way to welcome winter: a beerfest of course! America (Seattle - which feels just like home, but with some funny looking cash) here I come!

Well yes, jim of the lower case, I may be a near albino lobster with question intonation, but I am also a sexy near albino lobster with question intonation.

I also have the necessary testicles to be a ginger in Australia: they are my ex-fiances, and I keep them in a jar in the fridge, behind the mouldy things. Keeps things in perspective, you know?

Thanks Lindsey with an 'e,' for the advice with BSlim, and for making us newbies feel loved. Huzzah, name recognition! And dr. pisaster (congrats), you've opened up a whole new world with these html tags. I might just have to start commenting to see how well italics convey sarcasm.

Lindsey with an 'e':
Whew! I have no doubt about you and AvB! You almost made me blush a little, there.

Probably won't seek you guys out on FB, though - The Ghost Who Woks Spouse(tm) has been trying to get me off my lazy butt and onto FB for ages and I keep refusing. I already barely do anything while at work, FB would probably suck me in and I'd accomplish ZERO 'cause that's my way. And I don't think she'd be very keen if I mentioned "sorry sweetie, I'm not gonna join FB... waitwhat, Lindsey just invited me to come hang with her and AvB, SIGN MY ASS UP!" Yeah, that might go poorly for me.

Loving this thread!
Yo bandmembers we gotta a gig.....In my pants.

I remember the days when I was a lurker (yesterday) and how i used to think wow Anna Von beavermuppetpuppetsexpuppywantonGoddess and LWAE are so the popular, funny chearleaders I wish they would notice my posts and then they did! Good times.

I like your style, Davis.

Doc Spender we are now fb friends!!!! I feel we should have a slumber party with cookies, ice cream and porn!

NTTQ, I just boarded a Southwest Airlines flight and, if I can keep this smuggled ice cream from melting before I arrive, we shall have our ice cream and cookies. If not... well, at least I will be as tasty as melted mint chocolate chip... from the waist down. Sigh.

If anyone needs a (happily married to Mrs. Spender) imaginary Pajiba boyfriend, I am good to go.

I think I'll go back to just being lainiefig so you know I'm neither figgy nor Lainey.

Thanks, Lindsey with an 'e'--did it.

Spender speaks the truth. Spender also has created the 14th variation on my handle to date. Well done! I post them all on my profile/wall.

Anna Von beavermuppetpuppetsexpuppywantonGoddess

Bwaaahahhahaahahhahaha! Fantastical. I will find you on the FB and stalk you ASAP. And Nat, my tea party giant crazy hat friend. Sooooon.

I may be drunk.

Threadkiller Club Band member reporting for duty, sir!

We need a Fortress of Solitude. BSlim's Basement?

Only if there's enough room for my pole down there. A girl needs some room to work it, you know what I'm saying? And I think you do.

Number of Come out and play comments > Number of "New Moon" comments.

I win.

I (accidentally) won an EE once, but I mostly lurk now. I may make a occasional comment here and there, but I don't feel comfortable commenting much, mainly because the commenting system is hard to follow: reading thru hundreds of unthreaded comments just to make a witty remark or ask a question that someone might have already made in confusing and it just makes my ears hurt.

So, yes, I de-lurked just to bitch. Now, fix that shit motherfuckers. Ain't no nerds around to write some code for ya? I know some geek brothas in need of work, if you're looking.

Hi y'all. Compelled to share that mama and baby panda are wrasslin'.
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/pandacam/index.html

looks like I'm a little late to the party... I'm a full time lurker, occasional commenter. It makes my little heart swell with joy to know that there are people as cynical, random minded, and snarky as I am out there. This site literally gives me hours of entertainment and I often laugh so hard I cry. Seriously, prime example being the Creed 'movie' thread I just finished reading. Worst. bands. EVER. can you even call them bands? Anyways, I digress. Just wanted to say hi and show my Pajiba love!

One last thing and I'll stop I promise!
WhorishMouth and Pissboy I love you both. If you ever get bored and want a third give me a call!

HA! Right there under the bleachers with you, L + 'e'. Right. There.

Mmmmm Jordan Catalano.....

I've been a lurker for ages, and now this will be my second post in a week! I'll have to pace myself. My love of Edward Gorey has inspired me to attempt a (terrible) limerick. Don't hurt me.

Dammit nothing rhymes with Pajiba
Nic Cage, can’t wait for the MurderTank to fry ya
I’m in awe of y’alls’ snark
All bite AND all bark
For Christmas I’d like some Godiva

Thank you all for keeping me sane through years of pretending to work!

jkbdncr - clearly, the answer was no, it wasn't too late to delurk. We need latecomers to keep the party going.

Bothari - Excellent poem. I love that you rhymed "Pajiba" with "fry ya." That's the sort of creativeness we love around these parts.

I frankly find it unnerving that I can't stop thinking about Katers Peen and/or boobs...

and chorizo tacos with cilantro & lime.
I love those, almost as much as I hate Stephanie Meyers.

Wow, this thread may need to kept perpetually open, you know like a church, or Paris Hilton.

Nieve: I think Jordan Catalano would have banged a cheerleader if one had presented herself, but he went for the chicks with the looser morals, leather jackets, and fold down back seats. At least he did in my day.

SO WHAT? You can meet ~~~hot NERDS~~~~ anytime on my 100% free and SINGLE

HOT

NERD

SITE!

www.hotnerds.com

I accidently stumbled upon the Eloquents many, many years ago: "where-from" and "how-long-for" I can't remember. The "why" I choose to forget. The evidence all points to bacon being involved.

The reviews and guides make my day, the EE's make my week. I continue to come back as my brain and fun(ny) areas can't get enough.

Hello everybody! I am a lurker and have decided to unlurk. As an unlurker, I think it's would be a neat idea to send cash and artistic nudes to a fellow Pajiban once a month. I think we should start with somebody completely random.

How about fellow Pajiban, Skittimus Maximus? I just scrolled up and that's where the pointer ended - Skittimus Maximus. That's where we should send money and naked pictures - to Skittimus Maximus. Again, as part of a fun new tradition, we should SEND CASH AND NUDE PHOTOS TO SKITTIMUS MAXIMUS.

In closing, SEND CASH AND NUDE PHOTOS TO SKITTIMUS MAXIMUS.

Thank you for your time,
Ski... er, Horatio Boggleswatz III

Wow. I cant believe its still going. It took me all day to read HALF this thread so I'm just gonna delurk for the sake of it. Not even figgy will be reading this one, as I had to find this after reading this weeks EE.

but anyway, I get busy and miss things (like this thread) at work and my home internets is too slow so I just lurk here and there

and also? LOVE the community here. We all know its head and shoulders above a vast portion of the websites-with-comments-section universe

I'm trapped in some kind of netherworld between regular and lurker - curse you law school!!

GPILOVEYOUUUUU!

This thing has taken on a life of it's own... may I recommend linking it from you facebook page on a semi regular basis, so as to keep it fresh?
No? You don't want to? Hey, I could CUT a betch...just sayin'.....

Wouldn't you know it? Work has prevented me from Pajiba-ing for the last couple weeks, and I'm just now getting caught up!

I've been a regular reader for over five years, but I never commented 'til sometime last year. Since then, I think I've contributed a wopping 12 or so comments! I love this place and (usually) visit every day.

It's so late, I don't expect anyone to see this comment, but in case someone does: I want you to know I have read *every* *single* *one* of these comments (before mine)! I wouldn't do that for any other website. (Of course, I also read the 500+ Twilight thread. And as long as nobody's reading: Yes, I saw Twilight. Yes, I enjoyed it: It was the best comedy of 2008! I giggled through the whole thing. No, I don't find Edward at all appealing. Now Bella's dad, on the other hand... oh yeah.)

Great Blog!

I just wanted to tell you that I love your style of writing!

Thank You so much for writing!

Heyo! Been a while since I've been back, good to be back!

LAST Bitches!

And alright, Aol. was radical even by my standards but maybe it ai notall poor. There is certainly some form of exceptional signature there. The critical debate about Wolff Olins credibility stays a mystery to me though. I've continually admired their work. Nice occupation Brand new! See you within the new 12 months!

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