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Childhood Freakouts

An Afternoon Comment Diversion / Dustin Rowles

Comment Diversions | August 20, 2007 | Comments (508)


A few weeks ago, one of our readers, Lauren, emailed to offer a comment diversion along the lines of “shows or movies that freaked you out as a child,” a subject that many of you folks have gone off-topic to discuss in threads past. And, a few days later, Ranylt offered a very similar suggestion: Movies that disturbed the hell out of you as a child. So, today, we combine the two, and offer you: Childhood freak-outs, or scenes from your youth that left a not-so-pleasant lasting mark.

Personally, I don’t have many to offer up; I was legitimately holy-shittified by that little woman in Poltergeist; perhaps irrationally terrified of the clown in the kid’s television show, “The Great Space Coaster” (Off We Go); and, thanks to Porky’s, I had a weird fear of finding a talleywacker sticking out of holes in walls. For good measure, I solicited suggestions from Mrs. Pajiba-hyphenate, who offered up only the ship wreck scene in The Black Stallion. And Lauren, who suggested this diversion, was freaked out by “Sesame Street,” of all things, including this scene between Bert and Ernie, as well as a 1983 movie “where Big Bird and Snuffy find a little Egyptian prince who is seperated from his dead family, trapped on Earth, questioned every night by a demon, and must have his heart weighed by Osiris in order to move on to the afterlife!” I do believe that fear was justified, Lauren.

So, chime in with scenes that freaked you out as a child, either rationally or not.


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E.T.

E motherfucking T

That little shit made me a PARANOID child. I was always checking behind me to see if E.T. was there. What an awful movie, the alien isn't "cute" he's goddamn terrifying!

Posted by: Dave at August 20, 2007 2:08 PM

For some reason my Dad let me watch the Stephen King's IT mini-series when I was like three, and I had nightmares about Pennywise the Dancing Clown for years.

Jumanji (the movie) freaked me something good, too. I had that poacher hunting me through my bad dreams for a while. Not too mention the stampeding rhinos, the giant floods and, worst of all...


...ROBIN WILLIAMS.

Posted by: RichD at August 20, 2007 2:09 PM

Hands down #1: JAWS. That movie messed people up. Enough said.

#2: My mom took me to see some Raggedy Ann and Andy movie in 1975 and I (my 3 yr old self) flipped out. I couldn't handle the dark, the loud sound or the large movie screen. I didn't go back to movie for 3 yrs and then it was Star Wars! (Yes it came out in May 1977 but was in theaters for 2 yrs or so.)

#3 I remember bawling my eyes out when Charlotte died and her little babies fly away in the original Charlotte's Web. Good thing I never saw Old Yeller as a child.

Posted by: Amanda47 at August 20, 2007 2:13 PM

the first scene in Fantasia, with Mickey Mouse and the multiplying broomsticks and that relentless, rolling, marching music. I still shudder just thinking about it. I didn't even make it all the way through to see the scene with the monster in the mountain and the tortured souls... I doubt that would have gone over well, either, but those broomsticks really did me in. And I have no memory of it, but apparently I had to be taken out of the theater during the field scene at the beginning of ET. I don't think I was especially disturbed by anything more or less benign, though.

Also, I don't know if it counts as freaking me out, because it more upset me than scared me, but I also COULD NOT HANDLE the scene where Atreyu's horse gets stuck in the quicksand in Neverending Story. COULD NOT HANDLE it.

Posted by: sephorablue at August 20, 2007 2:14 PM

I confess I was a little bugged out by the scene in Debbie Does Dallas when...

Wait.

Wrong site. My bad.

One of the first horror movies I ever saw was "And Now The Screaming Starts". Horrible movie, but I was scared of hands for years afterwards.

Also, I was scared of Frankenstein - in all incarnations. When we went to Universal Studios on a tour, a guy dressed as Frankenstein got on the tour bus and I freaked out so badly they had to pull over and let us off.

Posted by: TK at August 20, 2007 2:14 PM

Dave I recently found my ET doll and it is freaky..gross pleather.

That movie scared me too! But my best friend looked so much like Elliott that we also found it funny. (Literally, people used to stop him on the streets on NYC for autographs.)

Posted by: Amanda47 at August 20, 2007 2:16 PM

Jurassic Park - had many dreams where T-Rexes chased my family and I. Then I saw the sequel for some reason when it was first out and it wasn't as bad as I remembered.

Aliens - About the time Independence Day came out, I spent too much time watching those "Alien Abduction" shows on the Discovery Channel and History Channel. Scared the hell out of me so much that I didn't have a decent night's sleep for 6 months, thinking they were going to beam into my room and take me away.

Heh, I was quite the impressionable kid.

Posted by: Jim at August 20, 2007 2:16 PM

Without a doubt it has to be Gordon Jump as the pedophile on a very special episode of Different Strokes.

Posted by: ryan at August 20, 2007 2:16 PM

Jaws. MF-ing Jaws. I hate Jaws. I was 5. Some member of my family thought that it might be a good idea to watch Jaws. I developed an unhealthy and irrational fear of sharks. To make matters worse, my cousins had a wind-up shark that swam that they put in the tub one day. It was awful.

Arachnophobia. I am also irrationally afraid of spiders and that is not a good thing to watch this movie. I had nightmares for weeks afterward. I think I was 8 for this one.

Posted by: Melody at August 20, 2007 2:18 PM

1. There was a Dracula movie I saw when I was in grade school that was the only flick to ever give me nightmares. I think it was the one titled "Bram Stoker's Dracula" but I don't remember for sure.

2. The wolf in Neverending Story used to scare the hell out of me.

Posted by: Nate at August 20, 2007 2:19 PM

Return to Oz. The scene where the lady with interchangeable heads (one of them was Vanessa Redgrave I think... she freaked me out something fierce due in no small part to here turn as the wicked stepmother in the Shelly Duvall Faerie Tale Theatre production of Snow White.)The woman with interchangeable heads starts screaming. And all the other heads in their separate cases start screaming. The jittery spasms of the Wheelers. The claymation rock faces. The creepy voice of the Goblin King... just so many freaky things about that movie.

Posted by: Tanner at August 20, 2007 2:20 PM

I was afraid of an episode of Goosebumps, adapted from the ridiculous children's series of the same name. It was called "Piano Lessons Can Be Murder" and involved a piano teacher attempting to cut off the hands of his student because they were such nice looking hands, or some such thing.

There was also a movie that began with a hand coming up out of the ground, but I can't remember the name of it. All I know is that it was enough to make me jump over the back of a couch and run screaming to my parents.

Posted by: oggi at August 20, 2007 2:21 PM

Holy shittified seems an appropriate name for this: I believe it was the movie Trolls, where Sonny Bono's character slowly morphs into a pulsating mass of green moss. Ick.

Childhood freak-out: Episode of He-Man with Evilseed, when Evil Seed dies and rots away. Great, now I have to go change my shorts... again.

Posted by: Manny at August 20, 2007 2:22 PM

Unsolved Mysteries, hands down. After watching an episode of that, it was usually time for bed, so I'd either think I'd spontaneously combust, get kidnapped, or my mom would go psycho and whisk me away and we'd live out of our car for months, never to be seen again.

Posted by: Ben at August 20, 2007 2:23 PM

V
The tv show.
The lizard aliens (V is for visitors) were perfecting the fastest way to 'process' the humans, to eat them... Among very disturbing performances from the 'actors'.

Posted by: yazikus at August 20, 2007 2:24 PM

I have no recollection as to how old I was, but I'm pretty sure I was no older than middle school. I came downstairs to use the bathroom and the TV was still on (we only got one channel) and I saw one scene from Salem's Lot. One kid is flying outside the window scratching on it and the next moment the kid inside is dead and contorted. I still can't bring myself to either see the entire movie or read the book although I really enjoy most everything Stephen King.

Also, there was a holiday special about a donkey with big ears. I only saw it once and don't even remember the plot or the name, but it made me sob uncontrollably and mom was smart enough to not let me see it again.

Posted by: Smello at August 20, 2007 2:25 PM

In the UK they did a Halloween special that was billed as a documentary following a family in a house with a poltergeist - all these things were happening to the little children like scratches appearing on their arms out of nowhere etc. I was five and thought it was real. To be fair, a good few gullible people in the UK actually thought it was real too and there was a big stink about it afterwards.


Also Star Trek the Wrath of Kahn - my bro made me watch it - the thing with the bugs in their helmets - I still have nighmares about that ;-)

Posted by: Michela at August 20, 2007 2:27 PM

As a kid,I freaked out every Saturday night when "Creature Features" came on. It was never about the movie of the week itself; I had an irrational fear of the film montage they played as the opening credit along with a theme song.

Bob Wilkins, you terrified me as a child!

Posted by: Krix at August 20, 2007 2:29 PM

1. That scene in "What About Bob" where Bill Murray gets committed to the asylum. That really bothered me for some reason, although I love that movie now.

2. In "The Little Mermaid" when she loses her voice. Fuck you all.

3. The entirety of Robin Williams in "Toys" still bothers me to this day.

4. My dad rented "Papillon" for some crazy reason when I was 12. I wasn't freaked out, but I was pretty messed up for a while after that.

Posted by: Henry at August 20, 2007 2:29 PM

Don't know if you had it in the US, but there was a "horror" movie called "Night of the Lepus". The premise was that some kind of nuclear accident turned rabbits from furry little pets into these giant homicidal monsters. They still looked like rabbits, but they were bigger than houses. They bred (as rabbits do) and took over Australia. There were scenes (now absolutely hilarious to look at) in which giant rabbits squash people, tear people's heads off, demolish houses, etc. But the scariest part was the thud that would reverberate from miles away before you could see the rabbits and it let you know they were on the way and you were doomed. There was no CGI or animation here. They just used film of real rabbits blown up to make them look huge and they could close up on their eyes looking all red and menacing....and...well, I have to go to a safe place now and lie in a fetal position for a while.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 20, 2007 2:31 PM

Nate, the Gmork from the Neverending Story wins, HANDS DOWN. Damn I hate CGI and miss puppetry.

Posted by: redbeaniegirl at August 20, 2007 2:31 PM

First, I must preface this by saying I was practically raised on scary flicks by young parents. With little money to hire a babysitter, I got to see "Alien" with them when I was four. Explains a lot about me as an adult, and subsequently it took a lot for a movie to really freak me out as a child.

There were two notable exceptions:

1. "Something Wicked This Way Comes" The scene that sent me racing from the theater on the verge of a panic attack was Will and Jim hiding from Mr. Dark under a sewer grate during the circus parade through town. Mr. Dark stands right over the grate talking to Will's father. I was terrified for them, trapped like that, and I think I gave birth to my current claustrophobia.

2. "Tombs of the Blind Dead" Crazy-ass Spanish zombie movie I watched one night with my babysitter on Elvira's show. We were holed up in my bedroom with a tiny B&W TV set. Because my door was closed and the TV turned up loud, we couldn't hear the phone ring when my babysitter's mom tried to call and check on us. Then worried, she came to my house and we didn't hear her knocking at the door. So she comes around to my bedroom where we are totally absorbed in the frightfest of blind Templar zombies and knocks on the frickin' window. Nearly peed ourselves. I gave birth to my zombie phobia that night. I've always wanted to rent "Tombs" again to see if it is as creepy as it was to a nine-year-old.

Also there was this "Tales From the Darkside" episode I watched in middle school about a creature who lived in a little closet that had me jumping in bed from my doorway for years.

Posted by: Alabamapink at August 20, 2007 2:31 PM

1. Gremlins. I had recurring nightmares featuring these guys (and I was actually really uspet by the whole "I hate Christmas because my dad got stuck in the chimney and died while pretending to be Santa on year" thing).
2. Tanner - I second "Return to Oz" I was terrified of the wheelers when I was little, and those interchangeable heads were creeeeepy.
3. The Boogyman. there was some disney movie - I'm not sure what it was called, but it featured some green-skinned guy haunting some people's house. He scared the crap out of me.
4. Poltergeist - especially the clown doll and the tree

Posted by: s. pisaster at August 20, 2007 2:32 PM

Would you believe...Agnes of God?

There was something about that angel-rape that sent me huddling into a gibbering corner. And I don't even--haven't ever--believe in angels.

It's a poser.

Posted by: Ranylt at August 20, 2007 2:32 PM

The movie "Magic" with Anthony Hopkins has forever ruined me for anything that resembles a puppet--Ventriloquist dummies, marrionnettes (ick! The only scene from Sound of Music that I CANNOT watch), and hand puppets. BLEH!

Now I will say that I don't feel that way about muppets. hmm...interesting. Maybe its because they aren't very humanoid and bring back happy childhood memories. But anything else gives me the super creeps.

And RichD -- I am with you on IT. I always had an irrational distaste for clowns and that movie just turned into a primal fear. I don't even like to think about clowns. (shudder)

Posted by: wsapnin at August 20, 2007 2:32 PM

I think it was Tales From The Crypt maybe? But there was this black blob thing floating in a lake and it basically enveloped and dissolved swimmers. I STILL won't swim in natural bodies of water unless it's clear ocean water.

Posted by: Carey at August 20, 2007 2:33 PM

Am I the only one that was creeped out as a child by Mr. Rogers? Gaaaahhh

Posted by: Buttercup at August 20, 2007 2:33 PM

1. The puppets from Genesis' the Land of Confusion video...I would always watch it, because I was a six year old sadist, but they scared the piss out of me.

2. The part in Poltergeist when Robby says in his high pitched voice "One one-thousand, two one-thousand..." and the tree would bust through the window. Gah.

3. The skeksies from The Dark Crystal. That Jim Henson was one fucked up dude, god love him.

Posted by: Julie at August 20, 2007 2:34 PM

"WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?"

When Christopher Lloyd, a.k.a. Judge Doom, gets doused with the cartoon killing acid stuff, and his cartoon eyeballs pop out of his human head, I freaked. the fuck. out. That was the scariest thing ever. I remember not sleeping at all for two nights in a row. Every time I closed my lids those bug eyes would pop right into my head, and I'd die a little more inside. I haven't watched that movie since, and don't plan on it for some time, if ever again.

Posted by: David at August 20, 2007 2:36 PM

i think when i was like 8 or something my uncle was watching this movie,er i think it was called Leprechaun or something.all i know it that movie freaked me out ,of course now that i look back its a stupid little movie but eh i was a weird little kid

Posted by: ann at August 20, 2007 2:36 PM

People always laugh at me when I tell them this but as a wee child I was TERRIFIED by a certain Bugs Bunny cartoon. The opera one. Anybody remember that one where it opens with Elmer Fudd decked out in a viking outfit, helmet and all, whilst repeatedly singing, "Kill Da Wabbit, Kill Da Wabbit" to the tune of "Flight Of The Valkyries"?!

He sings about how his helmet is magically and Bugs tricks him in regular Bugs' fashion and then all Hell breaks out (I think I can still smell the sulfur) and the next thing you see is Bugs Bunny lying prostrate on a rock looking all sorts of dead with Elmer Fudd being darkly lit from behind.

That damn cartoon gave me nightmares for a long time. Even thinking of it now I feel the strange urge to cry a little.

Posted by: Kali at August 20, 2007 2:36 PM

Sesame Street had a song about a muppet who went to get a haircut. She has all this long, long hair and at the end of the song there's just a big quivering pile of hair with the two barbers buried underneath it. Terrifying!

Posted by: Kate at August 20, 2007 2:37 PM

Almost forgot - the Banshee in Darby O'Gill and the Little People.

Posted by: s. pisaster at August 20, 2007 2:38 PM

People always laugh at me when I tell them this but as a wee child I was TERRIFIED by a certain Bugs Bunny cartoon. The opera one. Anybody remember that one where it opens with Elmer Fudd decked out in a viking outfit, helmet and all, whilst repeatedly singing, "Kill Da Wabbit, Kill Da Wabbit" to the tune of "Flight Of The Valkyries"?!

He sings about how his helmet is magical and Bugs tricks him in regular Bugs' fashion (cross-dressing, but of course) and then all Unholy Hell breaks out (I think I can still smell the sulfur) and the next thing you see is Bugs Bunny lying prostrate on a rock looking all sorts of dead with Elmer Fudd being darkly lit from behind.

That damn cartoon gave me nightmares for a long time. Even now I feel a strange urge to cry just a little.

Posted by: Kali at August 20, 2007 2:38 PM

The Exorcist - couldn't sleep for months after seeing that movie -

Anything with a clown in it -

Posted by: jules at August 20, 2007 2:39 PM

the exorcist.



Maybe it was the catholic upbringing. or perhaps it was the sight of linda blair spider-walking down the stairs. Afterwards I couldn't sleep in my room without feeling like my bed was going to levitate.



also, are you afraid of the dark.

Posted by: Jaclyn at August 20, 2007 2:40 PM

Left one out folks: The intro for the show "Tales From the Darkside". The creepy music, the slow pan across a creepy swamp, the ominous voice over...and the fact that it aired after midnight just...man, it still creeps me the fuck OUT.

Posted by: Manny at August 20, 2007 2:41 PM

1. Everything in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Particularly those motherfucking Oompa Loompas.

2. The scene in Pocahontas when Kocoum gets shot. That animated blood scared the shit out of me.

Posted by: Carrie at August 20, 2007 2:41 PM

Ok, this came up in last week's Diversion, Name that Movie. The mid-70s, made-for-TV movie Bug was the first horror movie that I ever saw and it left its indelible mark. (This is why I was able to identify it last week.) It was one of those "I can't sleep alone, so scoot over mom" type of experiences.

Smello: Your holiday special is Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey. It is on every Christmas season on ABC Family, along with the rest of the many, lesser-known Rankin-Bass Christmas specials. You can also check it out at IMDb.

I know this isn't a movie/TV scene, but is anyone else creeped (yes, I am making up my own words now) out by the music played by ice cream trucks?

Posted by: tamatha at August 20, 2007 2:45 PM

I definitely agree with the people who said E.T. I HATE that movie. It scared the crap out of me.

Also, The Wizard of Oz. Those flying monkeys gave me nightmares.

And finally, the movie that turned me off the ENTIRE horror genre to the point where I haven't seen even ONE horror movie in the past 15 years: Poltergeist.

Posted by: Emily at August 20, 2007 2:46 PM

1. The Dark Crystal scared the ever living piss out of me when I was a kid. Skeksis, freaky evil skeletal bird creatures, extracting "everlasting essence" from Gelflings and other woodland creatures? Instant freak out.

2. I second the Gmork from The Neverending Story, with his big yellow fangs and growling, fatalistic message delivered to Atreyu right before he pounced. Yikes.

3. Then there were those yellow and orange creepy puppet characters in The Labyrinth that started pulling their heads off and juggling them that I found profoundly disturbing.

I guess puppets and animatronic creatures really freaked me out as a kid, but in a good way, because all these films are endearing childhood memories now. Weird.

Posted by: Erica O. at August 20, 2007 2:46 PM

Santa Claus (1985): It was the first movie I ever saw in a theater, I was four and Santa DIES 5 minutes into the movie. I just remember throwing myself at my Mom shrieking "NOOOOOOOOOOO, Not Santa!!"

I was also tearily terrified of the Gmork from the Neverending Story but scarred for life when Artex bites it.

Posted by: Constance at August 20, 2007 2:47 PM

Tamatha- there is an ice cream truck that slowly cruises by my house every day, playing YMCA with the chipmunks singing, sped up to a frenzied beat over and over and over.
I feel you.

Posted by: yazikus at August 20, 2007 2:48 PM

1. The crazy-ass boat ride in Willi Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - centipedes, fish, Gene Wilder screaming, WTF? I was totally freaked out.
2. Alien. I had nightmares that an alien was hiding in my closet, and I'd wake up to see those nasty, mucous-covered double jaws slowly emerging from the closet. To this day I won't sleep with a closet door cracked open.

Posted by: firebird81 at August 20, 2007 2:48 PM

Michela -- Oh My God, Yes! I will never watch Wrath of Khan ever, ever again! I am still traumatized by the bugs in the helmet scene.

Posted by: tamatha at August 20, 2007 2:49 PM

I seem to be the only person I know who remembers the TV show Project UFO but I do remember it and it freaked me out every week. I'm sure it was cheesy and totally fake looking, but I was afraid to take the trash out at night after watching it.

Posted by: Pammeey at August 20, 2007 2:50 PM

Flight of the Navigator scared the crap out of me as a kid. Everything was the same but different! How could that not scare you.

Posted by: Cory at August 20, 2007 2:51 PM

Lauren:

The movie "where Big Bird and Snuffy find a little Egyptian prince who is seperated from his dead family, trapped on Earth, questioned every night by a demon, and must have his heart weighed by Osiris in order to move on to the afterlife!" is called "Don't Eat the Pictures". I am sorry it freaked you out because I loved it so much as a child I bought it when I visited the History Museum in New York and now own it on VHS.

My 30 year-old boyfriend just refused to see ET with me when it was playing in the park. He said it gave him nightmares through junior high.

My freak-out would be the Skeksies from "The Dark Crystal". I seriously cannot believe that was appropriate for kids. I own the dvd and those muppets still freak me the eff out! Worst of all, that film ruined Grover for me because the main Skeksie was voiced by the same guy!

Posted by: Claire!!! at August 20, 2007 2:52 PM

Carrie - I'm with you on Willy Wonka. I was totally freaked out by Augustus "drowning" in the chocolate river then getting sucked up that tube. My child brain thought he was really dead.

My older brother also let me watch the full video for Michael Jackson's Thriller when I was 6 years old. Gave me nightmares for months!

Posted by: joshowa at August 20, 2007 2:52 PM

I agree that Fantasia was scary as shit as a child. Now it's just kind of boring. And Are You Afraid Of The Dark on Nickelodeon always freaked me out too.

Also, any true-crime show would leave me unable to sleep for about a week, as I lay in bed waiting for someone to break in and stab me to death right there.

Posted by: AMT at August 20, 2007 2:52 PM

As soon as I saw the title of the post and the picture of Bert and Ernie I thought of EXACTLY that Sesame Street movie with the Egyptian prince. I believe, though my memory is vague, that there was another movie (or maybe it was the same one) that involved big bird at the great wall of china.

They both scared the SHIT out of me when I was little.

Posted by: bluestar at August 20, 2007 2:53 PM

Hee! This is great! I second the calls for Never Ending Story and Who Framed Roger Rabbit; the scene where Judge Doom "dips" the poor little shoe character also deserves mention as pretty damn horrific.

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2007 2:53 PM

(1) The flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz. Their faces in particular. Evil, evil, evil.

(2) The Swarm. Killer bees.

Posted by: Appwitch at August 20, 2007 2:53 PM

Okay first were those big monster things on fraggle rock. Then the tv show sightings, and the theme music from x files still creeps me out.

Posted by: GW at August 20, 2007 2:53 PM

(1) The flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz. Their faces in particular. Evil, evil, evil.

(2) The Swarm. Killer bees.

Posted by: Appwitch at August 20, 2007 2:55 PM

'ET' was incredibly creepy, but the movie that truly traumatized me was 'Killer Klowns from Outer Space'. I somehow came across this on tv one night when I was 8 or 9, and the alien clowns wrapping people up in cotton candy and then sucking them out a few days later was far too much. That was it for me and aliens. And clowns.

Posted by: Ambiepony at August 20, 2007 2:55 PM

ET...

Specifically a man dressed like ET at our local video store. My dad left me in the kids section to go pick out a movie for him and my mom. Then this guy dressed as ET comes up to me and I FLIPPED. I went screaming and tearing through the store until I found my dad. In the end I probably freaked out the poor high school kid in the ET suit even more. (I see alot of ET, glad I'm not alone)

The Princess Bride also scared the shit out of me, those rat things in the forest especially. Then in junior high, X-Files left me with nightmares. Actually just recently I was watching the X-Files before I went to bed and had some freaky ass dreams that caused me to wake up screaming.

I saw someone said Fantasia, the last bit.....I don't think I've ever watched it to this day.

Posted by: twilly at August 20, 2007 2:56 PM

HEE, David, I was scared of that scene in Roger Rabbit as well!

I also have to agree with whomever mentioned the wolf from Neverending Story. Those glowy eyes...eep. But what scared me the most about that movie was when that huge turtle would sneeze Atreyu into the mud. Heh.

Ohhh, and when the hands would come out of Dana's chair in Ghostbusters...something about the way she would scream when she was being pulled into the kitchen...terrifying.

Posted by: Julie at August 20, 2007 2:56 PM

When I was 10 my babysitter decided it would be a good idea to watch Psycho with me and my (younger) brother. THAT was a good idea. As long as you never want to sleep again.

I also remember watching an animated movie by a famous anime director (still around the same age) and being freaked out by the fact that some unicorn sent all the parents into a factory and baked them into gingerbread people.

Posted by: Stacy at August 20, 2007 2:56 PM

Definitely the scene in Poltergeist where the guy is washing his face and it just keeps coming off and eventually it's just a sick, bloody mess. We had just moved into our house when I had seen it at the time, and I was not too keen on sleeping for a while after that.

Also, an Are You Afraid of the Dark episode where not the episode scared me, but the fact that my babysitter was hiding behind the couch and jumped out at possibly THE worst time. Bitch.

Posted by: kash at August 20, 2007 2:57 PM

"The Devil and Daniel Mouse". It's an animated movie from the early 80s and features two little mice, a boy and a girl who want to be rock stars. The girl ends up selling her soul to become famous... there are ensuing and disturbingly dark scenes of said little mice being chased through a forest by the devil and/or his minions. For years afterward it drove my sister and I nuts remembering specific parts and not knowing what it had been! And for whatever reason, we would get it confused with episodes of "The Raccoons" and somehow underscored it in our imaginations with Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out For a Hero", but nontheless I recently found it discussed online and realized we hadn't made it all up. Soooo weird. Pajiba parents, please don't ever show this crap to your kids.

Posted by: b at August 20, 2007 2:58 PM

Gremlins y'all. Gremlins.

Posted by: Rachel at August 20, 2007 2:58 PM

I was terrified and traumatized by Child's Play. I used to fear an uprising of my Cabbage Patches and stuffed toys. The especially scary ones, I would sometimes stick pins in or stuff in the closet, but then I got scared that they would feel resentment because of that and strike back twice as hard. It got really bad with this stuffed raccoon I fell in love with, decked out in tea party dress and bonnet. No matter how I looked at it, it seemed evil.

I was also scared of Pee Wee's Big Adventure, when that convict describes pulling the tag off the mattress, and then with Large Marge the trucker.

Are You Afraid of the Dark?, especially the ones with clowns (The Tale of Laughing in the Dark) and vampires (Tale of the Nightly Neighbors, Midnight Madness, and especially Night Shift). I watch them on Youtube occasionally and it's still pretty freaky.

There's probably lots more, because I was a big wimp as a kid.

Posted by: Cait at August 20, 2007 2:58 PM

Claire!!!, if you could in anyway post clips from the movie online, I would love you forever. The full title is Don't Eat the Pictures: Sesame Street at the Metropolitan Museum, is it not? I've looked for it everywhere.

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2007 2:59 PM

>>>>Also, The Wizard of Oz. Those flying monkeys gave me nightmares.

Posted by: Jules at August 20, 2007 2:59 PM

I couldn't tell you why but I was terrified after watching The Little Mermaid. Scared for months, and couldn't swim in dark waters for years after that.

Posted by: mia at August 20, 2007 3:00 PM

1) The scene in The Little Mermaid where Ursula sings "Poor Unfortunate Souls" in her cave-lair and the shrivelled human-plants writhe in agony. I used to hide behind the couch if I was left to watch it alone in my grandma's basement. Hands down one of the creepiest Disney moments.


2) In Ernest Scared Stupid there is a scene where the girl gets this uncanny feeling there is something evil under the bed, so she crawls over to one side and peeks under... nothing. Her bed isn't up against a wall, however, and when she rolls back up, the gnarly-looking troll has snuck up the other side and is lying next to her. Someone posted above about clowns releasing a primal fear? Well, I guess my own primal fear is of the monster under the bed. To this day, whenever I rearrange my bedroom, there sure as hell better be a wall butting up against one side of the bed!


And the last one I can think of right now...

3) The ending of the Ghostbusters movie where all the eggs crack. I know that the portal to hell is opening or some such supernatural madness, but when all those eggs start going ape-shit, I knew that something scary was about to burst forth and I was heading for the back of the couch.

Posted by: princessweiner at August 20, 2007 3:01 PM

I probably should have mentioned this one during Ranylt's diversion since I don't remember the title but... it terrified me as a kid. Anyhoodle, during the movie a boy is stabbed in a cloakroom. He's also haunted by a little girl who was murdered. The girl ghost appears randomly throughout and hums a creepy tune?

Posted by: Constance at August 20, 2007 3:01 PM

Absolutely nothing scared me as a kid half so much as, well, The Nothing, from The Neverending Story. The simple idea that it was just nothing was enough to blow my fragile little mind, and gave me horrible nightmares about non-existence. Like a little Camus, I was. Also I was really scared of G'mork.

Posted by: Eric at August 20, 2007 3:04 PM

The only thing I remember is that first horror movie I saw at a friends house (mentioned it in the "Name That Move" post) - still see snips of the stabing and blood every once in a while and just remember being very creeped out by it.

On an unrelated note, Vick pled guilty

Posted by: Brian at August 20, 2007 3:04 PM

Oh, God, Tanner, you're so right about "Return to Oz". Those Wheelers are the creepiest fucking things EVER. And what's funny is I was watching that very movie when I read your comment.

I also really hated that scene in "Fantasia" where the dinosaurs die and the music is all like "dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN BWAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Posted by: Geetch at August 20, 2007 3:04 PM

Nightmare on Elm Street

Granted I had no business watching this as a five year old but I was at my friend's house next door. The only scene we watched before her mom came in and changed the channel was Johnny Depp asleep and getting pulled into the bed and a geyser of blood shooting out.

I don't remember how long I slept on the floor after that, but lesson learned. If my parents didn't allow me to watch it, it was probably for my own good.

Posted by: lex at August 20, 2007 3:05 PM

Absolutely nothing scared me as a kid half so much as, well, The Nothing, from The Neverending Story. The simple idea that it was just nothing was enough to blow my fragile little mind, and gave me horrible nightmares about non-existence. Like a little Camus, I was. Also I was really scared of G'mork.

Posted by: Eric at August 20, 2007 3:05 PM

The beginning scene of Ghostbusters where the ghost in the library freaked out. It was just awful.

Posted by: Emily at August 20, 2007 3:05 PM

princessweiner... Ghostbusters? Eggs cracking?

What?

Posted by: TK at August 20, 2007 3:05 PM

About Last Night...the horror of watching it with my mom remains with me to this day. She took me to the damn R rated movie when I was 10.

Posted by: anikitty at August 20, 2007 3:06 PM

The only thing I remember is that first horror movie I saw at a friends house (mentioned it in the "Name That Move" post) - still see snips of the stabing and blood every once in a while and just remember being very creeped out by it.

On an unrelated note, Vick pled guilty

Posted by: Brian at August 20, 2007 3:06 PM

Betty Boop cartoons. We had this tape of a bunch of them, really old ones, and those are among the most terrifying things I have seen. I still can't watch them. This one is the absolute worst. I used to burst into tears as soon as it started. Actually, I kind of still want to. Damn those Fleischer Brothers.

Posted by: Emma at August 20, 2007 3:07 PM

The beginning scene of Ghostbusters where the ghost in the library freaked out. It was just awful.

Posted by: Emily at August 20, 2007 3:07 PM

The beginning scene of Ghostbusters where the ghost in the library freaked out. It was just awful.

Posted by: Emily at August 20, 2007 3:07 PM

Absolutely nothing scared me as a kid half so much as, well, The Nothing, from The Neverending Story. The simple idea that it was just nothing was enough to blow my fragile little mind, and gave me horrible nightmares about non-existence. Like a little Camus, I was. Also I was really scared of G'mork.

Posted by: Eric at August 20, 2007 3:08 PM

Am I the only one that was creeped out as a child by Mr. Rogers? Gaaaahhh

Posted by: Buttercup at August 20, 2007 2:33 PM

No Buttercup, you are not alone. My sister really didn't like having to watch Mr. Rogers (we only had one tv back then) so she convinced me that he was the boogeyman and came after children late at night. I'm still kinda freaked out by the re-runs that show on PBS everyday.

Posted by: clarity at August 20, 2007 3:08 PM

Oh, Buttercup, I thought I was alone.

I was a good kid who never fell asleep during naps, so after a few months my babysitter let me sit up and watch tv during naptime. By seven I had memorized every line of the Poltergeist movies, and the one where the toys come to life and threaten the kid (starts with a fake phone ringing) as if they were Disney films. Also, I decided I had wanted to be adopted into the Addams Family, and slept in pigtails with my hands folded over my heart like Wednesday.

But Mr. Rogers? Even with my back turned to the television and kids all around me, I could feel him staring right at me with that glassy smile, slowly tying one of his sneakers. shuddershuddershudershudder....

Posted by: that bees chick at August 20, 2007 3:10 PM

Ok. Given that I STILL can't watch horro movies, and STILL have to sleep with a night-light on, this could take a while... I'll keep it to non-horor movies, since it sort of goes without saying that those might be scary for children... But here goes:

1. DARK CRYSTAL: not so much the Skeksies themselves, but the way they sucked the life essence out of those other muppets... horrible.

2. NEVER-ENDING STORY: death of Atreyu's horse, absolutely tramatic.

3. THE NUT-CRACKER: did anyone ever see this? The crazy-ass claymation version that had the most terrifying rat king ever...

4. FLIGHT OF THE EAGLE: this film is about a group of vaguely Scandinavian explorers (I think) who set out to reach the North Pole, but went insane from lead poisonning they contrived from eating canned food circa 1892. Anyhoo, the scene where one of them gets eaten by a polar bear prompted me to donate ALL of my stuffed animals to a nearby Salvation Army.

5. WINDWALKER: I recommend this truly beautiful and hard to find film about warring Native American tribes to anyone. However, if you have a 6-7 year old, don't let him/her see the part where the mom gets brutally killed holding her papoose, 'kay?

Posted by: Gabrielle at August 20, 2007 3:10 PM

GW - I love the theme music for X Files, but only because my roommate, Sarah, made up really awesome lyrics

This is the X-Files show
With Scully and Mul-der
They make a somber pair
And they both have real nice hair

Perhaps singing that the next time you hear the theme will make it less creepy...

Also, those of you who have mentioned Tales from the Crypt, I have two, though since I was in my teens (or older?) they can't count as childhood freak outs. The first involved a scarecrow, a creepy farmer and his wife, and some poor teen-age girl. The second was about a ventriloquist's dummy (and I think starred Bobcat Goldthwaite), which turned out to be this weird mutant thing attached to his hand under the puppet--and even when he chopped it off, it was still alive (and either attached itself to someone else, or simply scampered away--I can't remember which). Ugh.

Posted by: tamatha at August 20, 2007 3:12 PM

Yeah, I agree with a ton of those mentioned above... does anyone also remember the thing from Sesame Street where Big Bird got sold to a circus or something where he was locked up and painted blue? Freeeaky. I honestly feared that they were going to kill Big Bird.

Posted by: b at August 20, 2007 3:12 PM

I kind of had the one-two punch for my freakout. I had a beloved book called Who's Who in the Zoo and it was an encylopedia of all types of animals. I loved it so much- except for one page. There was a picture of a frog with her babies coming out of the skin on its back. Even typing that makes my mouth get all spitty and my stomach cramps.

Then, I was told the story of The Frog Prince. It wasn't bad enough that this obsequious little frog follows the princess everywhere, wanting to be near her, eat near her plate and SLEEP ON HER PILLOW (shudder), but then (in the version I was told), she throws the frog against the wall. I was so grossed out by the thought of a frog being thrown against a wall that frogs now completely gross me out.

That's my story.

Posted by: go big red at August 20, 2007 3:13 PM

Sorry about the double post - machine is moving slowly and I wasn't sure if it was loading

Posted by: Brian at August 20, 2007 3:17 PM

Two more occurred to me after I posted this diversion: 1) My entire view of relationships was horribly shaped and scarred by the ending of The Last American Virgin, when the girl (Diane Franklin) left the good guy who paid for her abortion for the guy who impregnated her. Far more frightening than any horror movie I'd ever seen. I was 8.

And, also, Stephen King's acting vignette in Creepshow, in which he falls prey to "meteor shit."

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at August 20, 2007 3:18 PM

The freaky white-haired dude in The Bodyguard gave me nightmares.

Posted by: Charlie at August 20, 2007 3:19 PM

When I was a kid, I was there for a non-horror type movie and they showed the trailer for Phantasm and I didn't sleep for about a week after that. That little flying ball with the drill on it scared the shite out of me.

Posted by: schadenfreude at August 20, 2007 3:21 PM

I had a babysitter one night when I was probably about 10, and I ended up watching some of the movie Burnt Offerings on TV. It features a guy with white make-up all over his face driving a hearse around town, among other peculiar crap. It scared the living hell out of me. In fact, I remember writing about this in another comments thread, or somewhere else -- it's really stuck with me.

Posted by: JMW at August 20, 2007 3:21 PM

Escape from (fucking) Witch Mountain.

The orphan-ness of the lead characters. The creepy music. The flashbacks.

It still makes me nauseous thinking about it.

Posted by: Siddhartha at August 20, 2007 3:22 PM

I'm with Melody on Arachnophobia. I have a total and irrational fear of spiders and I just remember my older sister pinning me down to the couch and forcing me to watch it while i screamed and tried to close my eyes. Ah, family. The scene where the guy's putting on his shoe and the spider's inside scarred me enough that i STILL check the inside of my shoes.

also... the episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark with some freaky clown. I really don't remember that much about it but I know it scared the shit out of me.

and finally.. the episode of Unsolved Mysteries detailing the disappearance of a man who turned up years later encased in a block of ice. It doesn't sound that scary but, man, I had nightmares for months.

Posted by: Perry at August 20, 2007 3:22 PM

E.T. - It was sold as if all kids would love it. My dad is a fan of alien movies so he took me and I spent what felt like an eternity crying with my arms around his neck facing the audience in the theatre. Years later, an uncle tried to make my young cousin watch its TV premier & I stepped in!

Thiller - My favorite music video show was going to premier it, but once it began I had to hide behind the couch and was too scared to go near the TV to turn it off. I tried to plug my ears to keep from hearing Vincent Price's voice.

The Secret of Nymh - I went with some kind of afterschool group and found most of it to be very disturbing. I had vivid nightmares of going underground and being stuck there with the dusty owl and backstabbing rats.

Benji - I think this is the one where Benji wanders through a desert like a canine Moses. I bawled for days thinking about sweet dogs out there suffering. None of the adults seemed bothered, but I wanted to get out there and save Benji gawddammit!!!

Posted by: mfg at August 20, 2007 3:25 PM

The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Fun when you're 16, scary when you're 8.

A family friend took her daughter and me for what has to be one of the worst planned outings ever. I was terrified of the audience members, all dressed up and throwing toast, running around with water guns and faux-making out. I was so completely confused out when Dr. Frankenfurter crawled into bed first with Janet, and then with Brad. "What is he doing? I thought he was with that oily blond." And the oral sex? And the spaceship? And the murder of Meatloaf by the Dr.? To gruesome, too, too much. I was truly worried for weeks afterwards that hyper-sexed aliens might kidnap me and make me do weird things with them, like eat a fat biker for dinner.

Posted by: RebeccaD at August 20, 2007 3:25 PM

does anyone also remember the thing from Sesame Street where Big Bird got sold to a circus or something where he was locked up and painted blue? Freeeaky. I honestly feared that they were going to kill Big Bird.

Yes! I remember that too. I had always thought that might be a bad dream I had. That was definitely freaky.

Posted by: Emily at August 20, 2007 3:25 PM

Oh and speaking of freaky muppets, the flipping Fire Dance creatures from Labyrinth. Catchy song, but when they try to take off her head, FORGET ABOUT IT. We just re watched it on the big screen and I had to hide in my sweatshirt.

Posted by: redbeaniegirl at August 20, 2007 3:26 PM

Swarm. A bad piece of B-movie horror from the 70's about a swarm of killer earthworms that take over a small town, yada yada.

I never actually saw this film. I just saw an ad for the film that was going to be shown on a Sunday afternoon creature feature on channel 11. And just that image of the killer earthworms, coming to eat you, in their own, unique, SQUISHY way, freaked me out.

A few days later I was at a swim meet. You may recall, if you did any sort of competative swimming, of the lane dividers, or lane lines, that broke the pool up into six or seven lanes. And there were small holes in each lane buoy, to let water through.

My race was the 50 yard freestyle, for boys 8 and under. I was never a fast swimmer. And, underwater, if you let your mind wander, it can go evil places. And I pictured killer worms coming THROUGH the holes in the lane lines, all after me.

I panicked, and almost drowned. My father had to save me.

Posted by: Withnail at August 20, 2007 3:28 PM

Wow, you guys are making me feel really old. I was in high school with poltergeist/ET/ghostbusters came out.

"Magic" w/ Anthony Hopkins left me a complete mess. After that Child's Play seemed really cheap and stupid

"What ever happened to Baby Jane" w/ Bette Davis. Saw it by accident as a kid, and if freaked me out just as much as Excorcist, which left me sleepless for days.

and yeah, the flying monkies didn't help things at all.

Posted by: summerteeth at August 20, 2007 3:29 PM

I want to add myself to the list of people traumatized by "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" That bit when Christopher Lloyed peels himself off the floor and then starts shrieking terrifies me to this day, even though I love the movie.

The other thing that freaked me out was the 'Thriller' video. My parents (who were young MTV lovers at the time) used to make me leave the room when that video came on, but one time I sneaked back in and hid behind a chair to watch it. I firmly believe it caused my lifelong phobia of zombies.

Posted by: Siege at August 20, 2007 3:30 PM

The Wizard of Oz. Freakin flying monkeys

Posted by: rachel at August 20, 2007 3:31 PM

I second the comments about Fantastia (the scene with the broomsticks) and Jumanji. Both of those movies really bothered me as a child.

What terrified me the most though was the Disney animated Pinocchio. I freaked the fuck out when those children turned into donkeys. To this day I don't think I've ever seen the conclusion of that movie.

Posted by: darkhorse at August 20, 2007 3:31 PM

Brian: Not to hijack the diversion or anything, but yeah! Vick is going down as he deserves to.

Posted by: PaddyDog at August 20, 2007 3:32 PM

Ghost Story. I used to sneak out of my room after bedtime to watch "grownup" programs. One time I peered around the corner right at the point in this movie where a woman lifts her bridal veil to reveal a rotted head. That freaked my shit out like nothing else. I slept with the hall light on for years afterwards.
To make matters worse, just when I was starting to get over Ghost Story, we watched Psycho. The mother's dessicated corpse triggered my fear all over again. I've watched Psycho since and gotten over it; Ghost Story I won't touch.

Posted by: ohgrl at August 20, 2007 3:32 PM

The Lord of the flies.
Crushing Piggy's glasses, and then pushing that rock on him.

Posted by: Tori at August 20, 2007 3:33 PM

Constance,

I think the movie you're talking about is 'Lady in White' with Lukas Haas. IMDB tells me it was made in 1988.

I don't know why I knew that, but I did.

Posted by: Siege at August 20, 2007 3:33 PM

Emily: The scene when Big Bird was painted blue was from the movie Follow that Bird :) I LOVED that movie.

TK: I think princessweiner is talking about the beginning scene with Dana when the egss crack and cook on her counter and then she opens the fridge to that demon dog thing that says "Zuel!!" Heh.

Posted by: Julie at August 20, 2007 3:35 PM

I fully agree with The Sorcerer's Apprentice, that totally freaked me out. And this one may have been just me, but the "Secwet weapon" in American Tail, that giant mechanical rat that sparked and shrieked that they used to run off the cats...completely holy shittified me.

Posted by: MG at August 20, 2007 3:35 PM

Fuck, now that I'm thinking about it, I am getting the heebie-jeebies right now...maybe I'll leave the hall light on tonight.

Posted by: ohgrl at August 20, 2007 3:37 PM

Return to Oz-YES ME TOO! When she just pops her head, I pretty much lost my shit right then. Atreyu's horse dying really freaked me out as well. And this last one may not count, but I actually teared up when the horse went overboard in The Ring. I was 18. I like horses, so don't you judge me! Also saw A Clockwork Orange when I was about 10. Probably a bad choice.

Posted by: Claire at August 20, 2007 3:37 PM

Oh, and can we just take IT or Killer Klowns from Outer Space or anything else involving clowns as just a given? Aren't like 95% of the population terrified of clowns? Even as adults?

Posted by: MG at August 20, 2007 3:38 PM

I totally agree with The Dark Crystal and ET, I couldn't sit through either of those as a kid. However, I adored Labyrinth (even the orange guys who take their heads off!).

But seriously? Jacob's Ladder with Tim Robbins was on one day when I was little and he's having some sort of PTSD after Vietnam and hallucinating monsters and it scared the living crap out of me. I can safely say I will never EVER watch that movie.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at August 20, 2007 3:39 PM

Tamatha - Not sure how I feel about knowing Nestor, the long eared donkey's name. I might've been better off keeping him mostly blocked out.

However, now that I've read the summary on IMDB, I recall that it was his mother's death that freaked me out. WHY is it OK for mothers to die in cartoons??

Posted by: Smello at August 20, 2007 3:42 PM

-the opening sequence of Ghostbusters: I always had to ffwd the part where the ghost goes "boo" at Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd. that once moment always freaked me. saw it again recently, not so freaky.

-the only movie I had to stop the tape on when i was a kid was Shockwaves, and, watching it again (on youtube of course) I have no idea why. it is not a good movie, and not very creepy at all. I guess it was just the wrong moment for undead nazi supersoldiers....
the whole thing is on youtube:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtbj7XrMZw



and I found Escape From New York a bit freaky as a youngster. my parents would let me rent anything! it was the 80s! VHS!

Posted by: bg at August 20, 2007 3:43 PM

1. I also was freaked out by Return to Oz, i just remember when they were giving Doroty electric schock therapy freaked me fuck out.

2. Also does anyone remember the show Rescue911? It was like Cops but with 911 calls. And all the call of people screaming about how they are hurt and dying scared the crap out of me as a kid.

3. There was a TV movie called secrets in the attic, or dolls in the attic where this girl was staying with her aunt and she had a mentally retarded sister and this dollhouse in the attic had these dolls that moved and they were trying to show the girl who murdered her grandparents. freaky.

Posted by: Mjune at August 20, 2007 3:43 PM

Siege: Yay! I'm so glad you knew that - I'll definitely have to go rent it and gauge the creepiness as an adult:)

Posted by: Constance at August 20, 2007 3:44 PM

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs- forrest scene where she is running and all the yellow eyes start showing up. I screemed so loundly that my mom had to take me out of the movie theater.

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - boat ride scene.

The Kindred - monster sci-fi movie. Tentacles entering the back of someone's neck. Freaked me out on all horror movies for life. I still can't watch more than a few seconds of any scary scene.

Posted by: katie at August 20, 2007 3:44 PM

Indiana Jones and the motherfucking Temple of Doom. I was never easily scared by scary movies, but this movie totally haunted me: the scene where they're at like the banquet, and there's eyeballs in the soup? The scene where they tear out that guy's still-beating heart? Plus they get stuck in a room full of spiders or giant bugs at one point. It didn't scare me, but it sure did disturb me.

That and Home Alone; I was always really disturbed at how the horrible violence was supposed to be funny.

Posted by: Brenda at August 20, 2007 3:44 PM

Wrath of Kahn - Ear things, ew.

Aliens - My grandma made us watch it during a dinner of lamb chops and mint jelly. Needless to say, I haven't gone near any of those things since.

Nightmare on Elm Street - I slept with a cross necklace on for weeks after catching 20 minutes of this movie. I only stopped when my mother took the cross and hid it after explaining that mormons don't wear crosses. That'll kill a religion for you. I want full Freddy Kreuger protection along with afterlife perks in MY religion.

Posted by: screw this at August 20, 2007 3:45 PM

This is actually a combination of the childhood-freak-me-out and last week's diversion on movies- you-don't-know-the-name-of. Here goes:

The movie (which I believe came out in the early 80's), as I recall, took place in a jungle type setting and there were these monkeys that were psychotic and had beady red eyes. I don't remember exactly what made them so scary but I'm sure it had something to do with attacking and killing people. At the end of the movie after the hero (and perhaps heroine) were saved and taken away via helicopter from the jungle, there was a shot of a monkey in the helicopter or hanging onto the landing platform underneath.

For some reason, I always associate that Toto song, "Africa" with this movie though I'm not sure if it is because the song was in the movie or if I associated the continent with jungles.

If you remember this movie, please help me out--I'm dying to know what it was and try to put it on my Netflix queue.

Also, the movie a couple people mentioned on last week's diversion, "Fortress" scared the crap out of me. Those guys in the creepy masks of "Father Christmas" and such was absolutely terrifying. I don't think I slept well for months after each viewing.

Posted by: prairiegirl at August 20, 2007 3:46 PM

I second the vote for Gremlins. To this day, the nightmare I had where I was trapped in an attic with Gremlins and a casserole in a Corelle dish is the only nightmare I can recall. I'm sure I've has others, but this one still creeps me out.

Posted by: Matt at August 20, 2007 3:46 PM

Jim posted: Without a doubt it has to be Gordon Jump as the pedophile on a very special episode of Different Strokes.

This is on top of my list. But along with it, the very special episode of Good Times that dealt with child abuse. Janet Jackson played the neighbor girl -- and the scene where her mom comes at her slowly with a curling iron to burn her, before the jump to commercial, sent me over the edge.

Posted by: Lauri at August 20, 2007 3:46 PM

ANYTHING fantasy. The hobbit, Neverending story, Dark Crystal. All that purple lit, fuzzy puppet, flying magic crap. HATE it.
Also, VERY MUCH "Chocolate Factory." Every moment. Even when the main kid is still at home talking to all his sick grandparents. Gah! The filth! (I think that fear of "normal" stuff like this came from my anxiety disorder. I couldn't stand watching people in poverty or in situations that would not be comfortable/familiar.)
And finally, there was one TV show on some cable channel about Nostradamus. I was about 11. It started this whole life long phobia of the Apocalypse. I'm better now, but I still cannot stand to be around people discussing it with out getting lightheaded and nauseated.

Posted by: lizzy at August 20, 2007 3:47 PM

Ooh and I can't remember if it was in the movie, but the book Return to Oz starts with Dorothy having electroshock therapy to cure her of her fantasies about Oz. So I don't know if I ever saw the whole movie OR read the whole book. What a way to start a kids' story.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at August 20, 2007 3:47 PM

Catherine Deneuve in Repulsion?

Children really shouldn't watch it.

Really.

(where the hell were my parents?)

Posted by: connie at August 20, 2007 3:48 PM

Oh Manny, no kidding about the Tales from the Darkside intro. As soon as it reversed the colors I would flip the hell out. I saw it the other day and it STILL scares the hell out of me. I'm 28.

Watcher in the Woods scared the living hell out of me. Bad. With the camera view of the watcher, and the weird music, and the broken glass. Ugh.

I didn't let go of my mother for a week after seeing Bambi in the theater.

And when I was a kid, I was taken to the mall to meet the Smurfs. There is a picture of me terrified and sobbing, clinging to my father's leg as a 6-foot-tall Papa Smurf looms over me. I remember looking up and thinking "that's way bigger than 2 apples tall" before completely losing my mind.

Posted by: Sharon at August 20, 2007 3:49 PM

All Dogs Go to Heaven

yep...

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at August 20, 2007 3:50 PM

I can't believe I forgot!!! Large Marge in the Pee Wee Herman movie where he's looking for his bike. That ghost trucker bitch ripping her face off F$#@ED me up for YEARS and years. Oh. My. God. I watched it at the house where I went after school during 2nd grade and those horrible children laughed at me. So they kept rewinding it and making me watch it until I punched the ringleader. Christ.

Posted by: Sharon at August 20, 2007 3:53 PM

"Return to Oz"

Hands down, the scariest movie I saw as a kid was "Return to Oz." I was a sequel to "Wizard of Oz" I think. The Wheelers gave me nightmares for months. And the part where Dorothy is running down Mumby's hallway and all of her heads come to life and start screaming at her....damn, 20 years later and thats still the scariest shit I've ever seen.

Posted by: kylers at August 20, 2007 3:53 PM

I should have realized, every time I refused to watch a movie or television show that looked remotely scary or violent, that I was depriving myself of fun times like this. All I can offer is ... um ... Goosebumps. Man, those books freaked the hell out of me. Yep.

Posted by: Claire at August 20, 2007 3:54 PM

Labyrinth - it is one of my favorite childhood movies but at the same time, the scene where Sarah meets the "fire gang" and their detachable-limbs still bugs me, I usually just fast forward through that section.

The Watcher in the Woods. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: missmimi at August 20, 2007 3:54 PM

The one I remember most clearly is absolutly balling my eyes out during Seven. My mom took me to see it in the theater. I was ten. Her head showed up in a motherfucking box, people! That dude on the bed was supposed to be dead and then he started moving and shit! And I was ten! And when your ten you don't care that the movie is really well made and the acting is really good. It's fucking gross and terrifying!

I was also really disturbed by Sleeping Beauty when the prince kills the witch/dragon creature. That was freaky. And Flotsom and Jetsam (the eels) in Little Mermaid creeped me out.

And the part in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade when the guys face melts off. That scared the crap out of me. I think that might have been the moment I gave up religion...

Posted by: Kizzer at August 20, 2007 3:55 PM

I can't believe so many people are freaked out by ET. Thank God, because I thought I was the only one.

1. The scene that really creeps me out is when ET falls down the ravine or whatever, and Elliot finds him and ET's skin is all pale and sickly. That scared the living shit out of me. Even now I cover eyes when that bit comes on.

2. Independence Day. Yes, this is semi-recent, but I was a pre-adolescent when this came out, and that alien terrified me. I was the only kid covering their eyes when it was speaking. My father and older brother thought that was just the funniest shit ever.

3. The Thriller video. I didn't get how someone was wonderful as Michael Jackson (I was 5 years old, guys!) could be a gruesome, horrifying zombie.

Posted by: Brie at August 20, 2007 3:55 PM

I echo everyone who has mentioned The Little Mermaid. That movie scarred me so badly that I had to fast-forward through the Disney Castle logo at the beginning of other VHS tapes because I so closely associated it with that effing octopus lady.

My other nightmare was the Sesame Street episode where the apartment building catches on fire -- remember Gordon's little boy, woken up in the dark, surrounded by smoke, the pinging of the smoke detector in the background? I hid in the dining room after that one.

Posted by: Sarah Loves Elvis at August 20, 2007 3:55 PM

Jaws came out in theaters a couple years before I was born, but it came out on video when I was very little, and I watched it with my (wildly irresponsible) father in kindergarten. However, that did not freak me out. I don't remember it even bothering me at all.

What FREAKED me the HELL out was a documentary I watched when I was about 7 (probably on PBS or some other ostensibly harmless channel) that was about how beef and milk are processed. The meat rendering didn't scare me or turn me vegetarian or anything, but there was this part about how they enrich milk with vitamin D, and they showed how they process it from shark liver. They cut the liver out of this hulking shark carcass and did unspeakable things to it and made milk. I literally refused to drink milk that had vitamin D added to it for like two years, until my mother told me they didn't use shark liver vitamin D anymore, but added synthetic vitamins instead. I have no idea if she lied to me or not - I don't have a clue what the technological state of vitamin additives was in approximately 1987. To this day I'm too gutless to ask her.

Posted by: Sarina at August 20, 2007 3:56 PM

The scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, where the guy takes the wrong grail and dissolves. HOLY FUCK.

Someone told me about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre when I was ten, and I couldn't sleep for a week.

The new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (note that I was sixteen when this movie came out) had me rushing out of the theater HYPERVENTILATING with the creepy dolls that catch on fire. I don't like animatronic dolls (got stuck on Small World at Disney World when I was three. For hours. Did some serious damage), and them burning was enough to send me over the edge.

Posted by: Ella at August 20, 2007 3:56 PM

Longtime reader, first time commenter, but I couldn't miss out on this one.

Summer vacation, 8 or 9 years old, mountain cabin. Activity time with Ranger Bob around the campfire, Bob shows an old-style 16mm movie, Dot and the Kangaroo. It's supposed to be a kid movie, but there's this song in the movie called "Bunyip Moon." Jesus. You can still find it on a popular video-sharing site. You will never sleep soundly again, I promise.

Goddam Australians.

Posted by: nharrig at August 20, 2007 3:57 PM

Actually, that Sesame Street episode in the museum freaked me the hell out, too. Worst of all time, though? Neverending Story. That black warthog/boar thing just terrified me. I don't think I've ever seen the end of that flick.

Had no problem with Freddy, V, or Critters, though, oddly.

Posted by: Bullfrog at August 20, 2007 3:57 PM

1. Guy Smiley from "Sesame Street". He's the character that's a generic talk show host. I have no idea why, but I had to leave the room when he came on. Completely terrified of him.

2. Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty and The Queen in Snow White. Not the Witch, mind you, but the Queen, because I was scared so shitless we had to leave the theater as soon as she appeared on screen. Same thing with Maleficent; started screaming for my life.

Posted by: audrey at August 20, 2007 3:58 PM

The scene in Disney's Alice in Wonderland where the cards are chasing Alice around to chop off her head, and the "Pink Elephants" scene in Dumbo.

Posted by: Luke at August 20, 2007 3:59 PM

Oh Jeez...I just remembered two more:

1) That puppet on Sesame Street who plays the piano and smashes his face into the keys whenever he hits a wrong note. I can remember cowering in fear whenever he came on. I mean...WHY DOES HE DO THAT? It's disturbing.

2) An episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark. I don't remember the title, but the story is that an alien ship, disguised as a toy factory, latches onto the top of an apartment building, and two kids living in the building get tricked into going into the ship. And it's full of faceless aliens...and then one of the kids takes her face off to show she's one of them! I had horrible dreams about people I knew losing their faces for God knows how long after that!

Posted by: RichD at August 20, 2007 4:00 PM

So many memories:

1) Wrath of Khan: convinced myself that those ear things lived at the end of my bed and would enter my body through my toenails, so after I was sure my parents had gone to bed I would creep into the hallway with a blanket and a pillow to sleep wearing two pairs of socks for good measure. Kept that up for a few weeks until my mum found me one night.

2) Labyrinth: Toby bore an uncanny resemblence to my new baby brother and I became convinced the goblins were coming to get him, too. I was in hysterics throughout most of the movie.

Posted by: Jenn at August 20, 2007 4:03 PM

Holy crap--this diversion is reminding me just how big of a p*ssy I was as a kid.


1. Return to Oz - Thank you, Tanner. Creepy as hell.


2. IT - When Jonathan Brandis is looking at the picture of his little brother and it winks at him, I'm pretty sure I peed.


3. Masters of the Universe - There was plenty about this movie to be frightened of, you know its true.


4. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? - I had the same problem all of you did: Judge Doom was terrifying!


Couple things: Manny, YES on the Tales from the Darkside main titles. Those shots were so damn spooky. Carey, I think the thing with the black blob in the lake you're referring to is "The Raft", one of the segments of "Creepshow 2" (the only good segment from "Creepshow 2", actually). And S. Pisaster, the disney flick you're talking about I think is "Mr. Boogety" which also scared the pants off of me when I was a kid.

Posted by: Sh*t Sandwich at August 20, 2007 4:05 PM

I have ALWAYS been afraid of clowns but my head nearly explodes when I see Tim Curry as "It". He is so cool but his clown persona is so freaking scary. Ventriloquist dummies are almost as bad as clowns. I also have to admit that the flying monkeys in "Wizard of Oz" were very scary. I am mildly creeped out by monkeys to this day.

Posted by: Buttercup at August 20, 2007 4:07 PM

EVERYTHING freaked me out as a child. Fricking EVERYTHING. Notably:

1. The Dark Crystal. That one got me so bad I haven't watched it since.
2. Who Framed Roger Rabbit, which I notice has already garnered a mention.
3. Raiders of the Lost Ark, when they open the Ark of the Covenant....yeeesh.
4. Little Mermaid, the "poor unfortunate souls" scene, which I also notice has garnered a mention.
5. is relatively recent, but I saw it when I was 13 and it has freaked me out to the point that my roommates were watching it on Halloween in the other room, so I couldn't see anything, only hear a little bit of the sound and I STILL slept with the light on that night: The Ring. Seriously my bete noir in terms of horror movies - anything else, I can handle, but not The Ring.

Posted by: paquito at August 20, 2007 4:07 PM

Smello--Sorry. I forgot that sometimes ignorance is bliss. :) I was going more for knowledge is power.

Maybe if you watch it again, it'll be less creepy? Hmm, though maybe not. As I know that seeing Wrath of Khan again will make it no less horrifying for me.

Don't know what to tell you about killing off moms in cartoons. Bambi was one of the first movies I ever saw, and I was so very sad when his mom died!

Posted by: tamatha at August 20, 2007 4:08 PM

Oh my lord, nobody else was traumatized by The Witches? I could take Willy Wonka, but for my money nothing freaked me the fuck out like witches who look almost exactly like everyone else, turn kids into mice and step on them, and the big reveal where you see the head witch's real face? That gave me nightmares for two years. No joke.


And they're not all movies, but Roald Dahl... a bit much. I devoured his books when I was about six and my parents thought they were age appropriate because they had pictures, but... The BFG? The Great Glass Elevator? Shudder. Although, of course, I loved them.

Posted by: Rachel at August 20, 2007 4:10 PM

So I've thought of a couple more:

First, I remember seeing The Talented Mr. Ripley in theaters with my mom when I was 12 (what a misguided parenting decision... but it was all good; I didn't get half of it - Matt Damon was gay??!). But there's some scene transition where the end of the first scene is really quiet and the next scene starts with a really startling drop of a metal tray of ice cubes onto a tile floor followed by Gwyneth yelping in surprise and it scared the shit out of me.

There was also an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? about this dollhouse or... something. And the main girl managed to get into the dollhouse and it was real. And then she gets up to the attic and there's a real-life doll there, but she doesn't say anything, opting to just remove her (fucking) ARM, which turns out to be made of porcelain. The camera then sort of pans up to the girl who's horrified. As was I.

It's also been a long time, but I remember being terrified by Ursula in The Little Mermaid. I just remember her getting really big and dominating at the end and I was just so terribly sad for Ariel and what might happen to her. But like I said, it's been a while.

Posted by: Ben at August 20, 2007 4:10 PM

Death Becomes Her. I was way young the first time I saw it (like three or four) and Meryl Streep stumbling around with her head on backwards was just the most disturbing thing I'd ever seen.

Posted by: Adame at August 20, 2007 4:12 PM

NEVERENDING STORY - although the wolfe was terrifying, the most disturbing part of the movie was that horrible flying dog - falcor. he still makes me uncomfortable and i belive my dislike for dogs is his fault.

RETURN TO OZ - aside from the obvious, fairuza balk scares the ever loving shit out of me, anytime i see her- no matter what. those wheeler guys are still so unbelievably creepy, i still cant watch.


PET SEMETARY - this is the movie that I still, to this day, cannot watch parts of and i am far too old for that. I am surprised that Zelda and Paskgow have not made this list thus far. Seriously? Zelda is so completely terrifying, just THINKING about her croaking Rachel's name gives me a chill and makes me want to shut my eyes. Pasgow, although he becomes tolerable towards the end, gives me a heartattack when we first meet him. This movie hands down was the scariest shit i had ever seen. it's sequel starring eddie furlong was also scary...for very different reasons.

Posted by: champ at August 20, 2007 4:12 PM

OK, i'll second a few already mentioned, then add some of my own:

poltergeist - the face washing part AND the part with the steak that starts crawling across the counter. i couldn't eat meat for weeks.

the wizard of oz monkeys... the willy wonka oompah loompahs...

then, around 1976 there was a tv show/documentary about bigfoot. in once scene, some boy scouts are out camping and one is awakened by bigfoot. the kid screams. bigfoot screams and runs off. for several years i couldn't sleep at night for fear bigfoot would peek in at me through my 2nd floor window.

about the same time, the made for TV movie "helter skelter" came out... i just remember the tv promos for it and freaking out. i never saw it until i was in college about 13 years later. still freaked me out.

and finally, also about 1977, one of my 4th grade classmates saw "rosemary's baby" for some ungodly reason. i to this day have never seen that movie, but i remember the day she described the baby to us in class. yikes!

Posted by: sconad at August 20, 2007 4:13 PM

Umm. I'm kinda worried about the parents in this country. You should not be seeing some of these movies under 12 (ahem SEVEN). I get that babysitters are sadistic teenagers with boyfriends to talk to but seriously...parents.

Posted by: Amanda47 at August 20, 2007 4:13 PM

Dustin - Hell to the yes on "Creepshow". That used to be on our local Fox station at least once a year and I'd never make it very far into it but would always try again. The Stephen King meteor moss segment in particular freaked me out so bad, especially when he imagines going to the doctor and they suggest amputation. To this day I find processed and preserved foodstuffs more reassuring than anything natural with the chance to grow, mold, or rot.

Also, on the old animated "Horton Heres a Who" the Wickersham Brothers were completely creepy. They'd jump out of nowhere with really deep voices and sing at people. Uncalled for.

The big-headed door to door saleseman on "Pee Wee's Playhouse" always made Pee Wee freak out, and I followed suit.

I was a weak kid, though. I'd walk through video rental stores with my eyes firmly locked to the carpet until I knew I was safe in the childrens section, just in case an errant poster or tape case for a horror movie was within my peripheral vision.

Posted by: WadeCryBabyWalker at August 20, 2007 4:14 PM

I can count the number of times I have been freaked out by something on film or TV on 1 hand.

1. CREEPSHOW!!! - The segment where the dude is a germophobe and end up infested internally with cockroaches...especially the scene where they burst out of his body.

2. Poltergeist 2 - When Craig T Nelson spits up that thing that crawls under the bed. And the priest dude was a little freaky too. I watch Parts 1 and 2 now and Pt. 1 is much better now that i know better.

3. Nightmare on Elm...3 or 4 - Dream Master. i am too lazy for IMDB right now. But my dad and i went to see it in the theater. I was 8. I made it about 15 mins into it. We had to leave the theater and go see Young Guns instead. But that solidified my love of all things horror movie and scare related. i will never forget that feeling of exhileration that followed the scare.

Posted by: PissBoy at August 20, 2007 4:18 PM

I was six years old and my mom finally agreed to let me see a movie in the theater with my college aged uncle. He took me to see The Deer Hunter. The scene with Christopher Walken playing Russian roulette scared me so much, I had a look of horror on my face for about a week. I still feel a little uncomfortable when I see him in movies.

Posted by: Girl with Curious Hair at August 20, 2007 4:20 PM

My babysitter let me watch Fantasy Island once. It was a Jack the Ripper episode and I had nightmares for months. That show was out there!

Posted by: karenann at August 20, 2007 4:21 PM

The winner has got to be Jurassic Park. I watched it for the first time when I was maybe 8 years old and did pretty well...up until when the dinosaurs actually got out. In the scene where the T-rex is crushing the van, I saw the kids crying with what looked like blood on their faces and at that point I just lost my shit.

Easily my most vivid freakout.

Posted by: Drew at August 20, 2007 4:22 PM

When I was 6 years old, my 19-year-old aunt made me watch Poltergeist with her while she was "babysitting" me. I had to check under my bed for clowns each night for a whole year. I think that movie still affects me - to this day, I have a wild imagination, and tend to scare myself silly whenever my husband is away and I have to spend nights alone.

I am also freaked out by anything that has anything to do with stigmata. I read a small book about it while visiting my great-grandmother when I was 11 or 12. Then I happened upon a show about it on the Discovery Channel or something...scared the shit out of me. I think it was shortly after that when I began questioning the Church. Seriously.

Posted by: Kolby at August 20, 2007 4:22 PM

Somehow when I was little I got the Koozbanian Mating Ritual and the Buffalo Springfield skits from The Muppet Show all mixed up in my head and boy, that is a terrifying mix. Those gaping Koozbanian maws are just so vacant and scary.

Also, somehow I saw an ep of Dr. Who that featured the Autons (Parents? Where were you?) and from that moment on I was convinced that my local Filene's mannequins were just ticking time bombs.

Posted by: Cara at August 20, 2007 4:23 PM

When I was about 8 I watched The Trilogy of Terror. Karen Black was the star in all 3 stories but one of them was about an evil tribal doll who came to life after it dropped it's spear. 30 years later I still get freaked out when I think of it, especially when the doll is stabbing her in the ankles from under the couch....AHHHHHH!

Posted by: Jen Abrams at August 20, 2007 4:26 PM

Oh crap, I almost forgot the Twilight Zone movie. The scene with Jon Lithgow on the plane, and the alien/monster/goblin/thing is trying to sabotage the plane and make it crash. Everyone thinks he's going mad, and they cover him up and shut his window shade...and then he pulls the shade up and THERE'S THE THING'S FACE AND IT'S SNEERING AT HIM AND BOTH JON LITHGOW AND I FREAK THE FUCK OUT! Oh, jebus, even now I am nervous just thinking about it. And I'm flying to Hawaii for my sister's wedding in two months. Can't wait.

Posted by: Kolby at August 20, 2007 4:26 PM

OMG, Paddydog. My sister and I watched Night of the Lepus one Easter Sunday while our parents were at the grandparents'. We nearly shat ourselves laughing so hard at that movie. I loved the thumping from miles away!
My own personal freak out: I saw the first Nightmare on Elm Street when I was about 6 and when Johnny Depp (I think it was him...) gets turned into a geyser of blood erupting out of his bed...wow. Still can't watch the NOES movies to this day, though I am a fan of horror flicks in general.

Posted by: osmate77 at August 20, 2007 4:26 PM

There were many things that scared me as a kid. To be completely honest, I still have way too active of an imagination to watch a lot of freaky stuff before I go to bed.

I have to first agree with the scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? that I had forgotten about until now. Thanks for restoring that beautiful little memory!

Some of the things that scared the crap out of me as a youngin' were when Angelica Houston pulls of her face in the movie Witches to reveal her creepy real witch face. Another was the movie Little Monsters with Fred Savage. It scared me so much that I never saw it again, but I vaguely recall being scared shitless that a monster was going to grab me from out of the depths of my couch. Does that ring any bells?

There were also a few choice episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? that kept me up at night eyeing the darkness. First of all the credits with the creaky bicycle in the attic were enough to give me the shivers, but The Tale of the Ghastly Grinner was unbearable for me! I don't know why but that creepy grin with the weird blue drooling was...very traumatic.

Poltergeist. Amen. I saw parts of this when I was young. That night I had to sneak into my older sister's room to sleep on her floor. I couldn't stop staring at my damn closet doors. Also, The Amytyville Horror books because my sister (Thanks, Nicole!) read parts of it out loud to one of her friends when I was around one day and I couldn't sleep properly for years.

Yeah. I'm a complete weakling. That's only a fraction of what I could come up with.

Posted by: Jessica at August 20, 2007 4:27 PM

Before today, I had never run into anyone else who was frightened of The Dark Crystal. I don't even remember what the movie was really about (since I refuse to re-watch it, or even read or look at anything related to it). All I know is that those damned Muppets have haunted my dreams for the last two decades...

Posted by: Kowala1616 at August 20, 2007 4:27 PM

Tamatha - You're right. Knowledge is power. I'm still not ever watching it again.

I have to add Hellraiser to my list. I wasn't a kid when I saw it. I was a teenager - late teens - yet even now Pinhead will show up from time to time in my nightmares.

Posted by: Smello at August 20, 2007 4:28 PM

I was freaked from a lot of the stuff on the list 1.I loved (and still do)Pee Wee's Big Adventure, but that Large Marge scene where she turned into a claymation head scared the crap out of me!
2. Willy Wonka- Charlie's house and family and the boat ride through the tunnel. What the hell?
3. Gremlins- I've never seen the movies, but my dad had a big Spike doll that scared me so bad, they had to keep it hidden in the closet. If I went into my parent's room and the closet door was open, I was SO afraid I'd catch a glimpse of it.
MJune-I think I remember seeing a few seconds of that doll movie on TV. That was enough.
And I would have added The Exorcist, but I was 16 or 17 when I watched it. Still the scariest thing I've seen, aside from David Lynch movies!

Posted by: Kt at August 20, 2007 4:28 PM

When I was a kid I loved Gigglesnort Hotel...but I was terrified by the Lemon Drop Kid. He's so horrifying that you can't find a vid of him on YouTube! He dropped lemons on people from a plane and the lemons would make his victim's faces pucker uncontrollably! Lemons!

Posted by: seth at August 20, 2007 4:29 PM

The Nickelodean series "Are You Afraid of the Dark" spefically the episode about a blue and yellow clown that lived in an arcade... I think blue goop was involved somehow. It was pretty disturbing to my six-year-old mind.

Also, the Count on Sesame Street. When I was 4 my asshole 14 year old cousin explained to me that the Count was a vampire and what exactly that meant. I had nightmares about the Count sucking out Big Bird's blood... talk about weird. This cousin also told me that doll hair came from little boys and girls who had died from cancer. I made my dad put all my dolls in the attic and didn't touch them for two years.

Posted by: Allie at August 20, 2007 4:32 PM

1) Falkor in The Neverending Story made sure I only watched the movie in the daytime.

2) The Lost Boys

3) The video box for one of the Critters movies, I think. There was a monster coming out of a toilet, and that image stayed with me for years.

4) The witch Mombi exchanging her heads in Return to Oz. I had to leave the movie theater immediately.

5) Cat's Eye

Posted by: Mutant Reptile at August 20, 2007 4:32 PM

The t-rex & stegosaurus fight in Fantasia. That old live action Alice in Wonderland movie, that I can't remember anything of except that it scared the SHIT out of me. Jurassic park in its entirety. Ursula in the live action Little Mermaid play I saw at Disney World.

Posted by: Heather at August 20, 2007 4:33 PM

MISSMIMI!! Holy fucking shit, The Watcher in the Woods! I think I blocked that movie from my memory, because when I read your post? My eyes filled with tears. No. Just no. That movie scared me so much when I was a kid.

Posted by: Julie at August 20, 2007 4:35 PM

Oh lord, so very many things freaked me out as a child...

The 1931 Bela Lugosi version of "Dracula" I saw at the age of 5. That and the banshee from Darby O'Gill (you called it, S. pisaster). I still have nightmares about them both.

I still stand firmly behind The Changeling as the most terrifying movie of all time, though. when the little boy's voice comes through on the recording of the seance? And when his ghost comes up through the floor? AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I totally cried for my mommy.

Posted by: pinkcheese at August 20, 2007 4:36 PM

Don't laugh, but the one movie that gave me nightmares as a kid was that lame Omen II. I was nine when it came out, and when my mother and aunt went to the theater to see it, they took me along.

For the better part of a year afterward I had nightmares about the guy in the elevator and the other guy who got squished between the train cars, and I'd wake up in terror and go running to the bathroom, looking in the mirror while pawing frantically through my hair, searching for the Mark Of The Beast.

I mean, really, all the lame horror movies I grew up with, and that was the one that freaked me out? Jeez.

Posted by: Wes S. at August 20, 2007 4:36 PM

I'm pleased to see that I'm not the only who was scarred for life by Return to Oz. Even more than the creepy-ass Wheelers or the Hallway of Severed Heads, I was freaked the fuck out by the girl stuck in the mirror.

Another noteably freaky movie I saw when I was a kid:

The Elm Chanted Forest.

There are so many, many things about this made-for-kids movie that are terrifying. The Catcus King and his army of setient medieval weapons, the bizzare underground mushroom kingdom that torture the main character through song and dance, the forest catching on fire! But the thing that freaked me out the most was one of the main characters was this beaver that could talk (of course) and he would clack his teeth together when he was talking and the noise that it made...I flinched every. single. time. he did it.

Posted by: Blonde Savant at August 20, 2007 4:37 PM

At the age of 6, nothing was more frightening than Ernest Scared Stupid. That demon-goblin-thing gave me nightmares for a month.

Posted by: Jason at August 20, 2007 4:37 PM

The Dark Crystal freaked me out the most. All of that esssence drinking shit gave me nightmares. They had these puppets for the kids at a church I went to that looked like the Dark Crystal muppet/puppet things and every time I saw them I'd still get a little edgy.

Posted by: JoelD at August 20, 2007 4:39 PM

Oh, and the themes from both Unsolved Mysteries and Tales from the Darkside are enough to terrify me and keep me awake at night.

Julie, The Watcher in the Woods creeped me the hell out the first time I saw it, at the age of 16. I'd never even heard of it; my best friend thought it was hilarious that I was watching it from behind many layers of pillows and blankets.

Posted by: pinkcheese at August 20, 2007 4:40 PM

I was also terrified by the life-size cardboard cutout of the Toxic Avenger (I think-the guy with a mop? and like one eye or something?) that was in our local video store. Ah!

Posted by: Kt at August 20, 2007 4:40 PM

I was really freaked out by The Hobbit and Fantasia when I was little. Actually Fantasia still kind of freaks me out. I also saw about 10 minutes of Jaws when I was a kid and I had nightmares for weeks. I still have never seen that again. All Dogs Go to Heaven made me cry so much that we had to leave the theater and I don't think it was very far into the movie. And there was this one Sesame Street movie where Big Bird either gets kidnapped and he is really sad and it really bothered me but I don't know what it was called.

Posted by: Erin at August 20, 2007 4:42 PM

1) When I was seven my mother let me stay up and watch "Helter Skelter" when it was on television in the seventies. I became convinced that Charlie Manson was in the attic and had a knife with my name on it.

2) H.R. Puffenstuff. 'Nuff said.

3) The movie trailer for that Anthony Hopkins movie "Magic." Oh. My. God.

4) Finally, those damn flying monkeys. Am I the only person who utterly despises "The Wizard of Oz?" The tornado at the beginning made me wet my pants too.

Posted by: Amy at August 20, 2007 4:42 PM

Oh, I forgot this one: Edward Scissorhands. Not the film itself, but one scene. It was when Edward had his first glass of champagne or lemonade or something, and he kinda projectile pukes on the table. It was so unexpected, it just freaked me out! I was like, "What the hell did he just do?"

Posted by: Brie at August 20, 2007 4:43 PM

Oh, and I'd like to second The Watcher in the Woods. I'm ashamed to say that I couldn't sleep for three days after watching this live-action Disney movie, and would burst into irritable tears whenever anyone spoke to me or touched me.

Posted by: Kowala1616 at August 20, 2007 4:43 PM

Here's a few. Some already noted, some not:

1). The Incredible Hulk TV Show-when Banner would start to get angry, and some guy would hit him and he'd look away from the camera. Then, he'd look up and his eyes would be all blue and buggin out. Then with the shirt ripping, etc. It wasn't even the hulk himself, just the transformation. I ran out the room every time. I couldn't have been more than 5 or 6.

2.) Gremlins- when the last gremlin jumps into the pool at the Y or whatever. All the creepy music and noises, and the shadows of the newly spawned gremlins on the wall. Scary.

3). Pennywise from IT- hands down, the champ of all time. When he is in the storm drain, looking up at the little boy...anytime he pops up, and of course..."BEEP BEEP Richie!" yikes.

4). WIzard of oz- when Dorothy is locked in the room with the hourglass, and the witch appears in the crystal ball, and tells her that when the sands runs out, her time is up. Then proceeds to look directly into the camera and cackle maniacally. Still won't watch it.

As an adult, I've only added one more, and its in Twin Peaks, when we get the first clean look at Killer Bob crouched behind Laura Palmer's bed, all the more terrifying since Laura's mom didn't notice him there the first time, only in the slow-mo, crazy music flashback. Whoa! Super Creepy!

Posted by: jay at August 20, 2007 4:44 PM

Okay here goes.

1. A fucking DISNEY movie called Something Wicked This Way Comes had this tarantula scene that freaked my shit out when I was a kid. Anyone that knows me knows about my arachnophobia as it is truly legendary. Erica O. from up above can testify to that. Oddly enough while giving me the willys, Arachnophobia didn't get me as bad as this movie. Probably cuz I was older when I saw Arachnophobia.

2. Terror Train - I saw this movie when I was about 7 or 8 visiting some family friends in Spain and holy fuck did it freak my shit out. I'm going to have to rent it again because I bet it will be absolutely hilarious now at my age. It's got Jamie Lee Curtis and it's about this graduatiing med school class that's celebrating their graduation on this train but little do they know that this guy who they pulled a mean prank on years earlier is on the train killing them one by one. Muahahahahahah! It's got David Copperfield, that's fucking right, David Fucking Copperfield doing magic tricks on the train until he gets chopped up into little pieces. Nuff sed!

3. This last one isn't really a childhood freakout but it gets an honorable mention cuz it disturbed my shit for a few days after seeing it. Anything that can do that to a fully grown adult deserves to be mentioned. Its a French flick called Irreversible. After watching this you won't let your girlfriend/wife walk to the damn kitchen much less to the damned car without an armed escort.

Posted by: Greg P. at August 20, 2007 4:44 PM

Yazikus posted - there is an ice cream truck that slowly cruises by my house every day, playing YMCA with the chipmunks singing, sped up to a frenzied beat over and over and over.
I feel you.

This is why Ice Cream trucks should be banned. They are one of the few things that incite rage in me. I hate the one that goes down every street around my house except mine and has one song. I want it to go away.

I would like to add to the Psycho mentions. I saw that when I was 15/16 and refused to take a shower without a chair under the doorknob for months. This is for the original version, not the laughable remake.

I also have to add an old movie with Bette Davis. She is a crazy old woman who went insane after the death of her lover at a party and she kept his hand in a box for years and her sister lived with her. I think the sister was Joan Crawford. Very good and really freaky.

Posted by: Melody at August 20, 2007 4:45 PM

Ohhh, the bugs in the ears in Wrath of Khan. And the clown in Poltergeist. And I STILL (at age 30) check the deep end of the pool for sharks before I'll get in, thanks to Jaws.

There was an old B&W episode of Twilight Zone, where a kid visits his friend's house, and his sister doesn't have a mouth. That was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.

And I read The Monkey's Paw when I was about 7. I had to throw the book away, because I couldn't handle seeing the cover on my bookshelf. When the dead guy comes back to life, but he still looks dead - it was awful. Why would they make a children's book version of that story????

And did anyone read the version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with the illustrations that were B&W pencil sketches? Oh, those still give me the creeps.

Posted by: ariel at August 20, 2007 4:45 PM

Here's a few. Some already noted, some not:

1). The Incredible Hulk TV Show-when Banner would start to get angry, and some guy would hit him and he'd look away from the camera. Then, he'd look up and his eyes would be all blue and buggin out. Then with the shirt ripping, etc. It wasn't even the hulk himself, just the transformation. I ran out the room every time. I couldn't have been more than 5 or 6.

2.) Gremlins- when the last gremlin jumps into the pool at the Y or whatever. All the creepy music and noises, and the shadows of the newly spawned gremlins on the wall. Scary.

3). Pennywise from IT- hands down, the champ of all time. When he is in the storm drain, looking up at the little boy...anytime he pops up, and of course..."BEEP BEEP Richie!" yikes.

4). WIzard of oz- when Dorothy is locked in the room with the hourglass, and the witch appears in the crystal ball, and tells her that when the sands runs out, her time is up. Then proceeds to look directly into the camera and cackle maniacally. Still won't watch it.

As an adult, I've only added one more, and its in Twin Peaks, when we get the first clean look at Killer Bob crouched behind Laura Palmer's bed, all the more terrifying since Laura's mom didn't notice him there the first time, only in the slow-mo, crazy music flashback. Whoa! Super Creepy!

Posted by: jay at August 20, 2007 4:45 PM

Okay here goes.

1. A fucking DISNEY movie called Something Wicked This Way Comes had this tarantula scene that freaked my shit out when I was a kid. Anyone that knows me knows about my arachnophobia as it is truly legendary. Erica O. from up above can testify to that. Oddly enough while giving me the willys, Arachnophobia didn't get me as bad as this movie. Probably cuz I was older when I saw Arachnophobia.

2. Terror Train - I saw this movie when I was about 7 or 8 visiting some family friends in Spain and holy fuck did it freak my shit out. I'm going to have to rent it again because I bet it will be absolutely hilarious now at my age. It's got Jamie Lee Curtis and it's about this graduatiing med school class that's celebrating their graduation on this train but little do they know that this guy who they pulled a mean prank on years earlier is on the train killing them one by one. Muahahahahahah! It's got David Copperfield, that's fucking right, David Fucking Copperfield doing magic tricks on the train until he gets chopped up into little pieces. Nuff sed!

3. This last one isn't really a childhood freakout but it gets an honorable mention cuz it disturbed my shit for a few days after seeing it. Anything that can do that to a fully grown adult deserves to be mentioned. Its a French flick called Irreversible. After watching this you won't let your girlfriend/wife walk to the damn kitchen much less to the damned car without an armed escort.

Posted by: Greg P. at August 20, 2007 4:46 PM

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory scared the shit right outta me.

So did the last scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where faces are melting all over the place.

I kinda think that Large Marge's shape-shifting face in Pee Wee's Big Adventure scared me, too.

Posted by: Mattfactor at August 20, 2007 4:46 PM

My list-
1. I too hated The Dark Crystal. I still avoid walking by the VHS cover of this movie, in our local video store. The sound those evil puppets made when they talked (do you know what I'm referring to?) SCARED the SHIT out of me.
2. Twilight Zone movie, where Dan Akroyd shows his passenger "something really scary"...the chick with no mouth...and of course the creepy thing outside the airplane!
3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Night of the Living Dead- in my house, there was no such thing as "too young to watch a freaky horror movie". It's my favorite genre now, minus these two movies, still can't watch them to this day.
Great...now I won't be able to sleep tonight!

Posted by: Be Adequite! at August 20, 2007 4:47 PM

Smello-- I think the holiday special about the donkey with big ears was called "Small One" about a little boy who has to sell his beloved pet donkey because his family is too poor to feed it, or something. There is this one scene where he thinks he's found a buyer, and all of a sudden he realizes it's a tannery, and there's a big, evil guy with a knife and blood and things boiling in pots--- it freaked me out.

Posted by: Jenn at August 20, 2007 4:48 PM

Thanks Jen Abrams! I couldn't remember the name of that crazy doll movie. It was pretty scary but I liked the ending.

Posted by: Buttercup at August 20, 2007 4:49 PM

Alice Cooper singing "Welcome to my Nightmare" on The Muppet Show. I remember his makeup and he had on a cape that opened wide when he spread his arms.

Posted by: cubicalgirl at August 20, 2007 4:49 PM

David Bowie's cod piece in "Labyrinth."

That's right.

Posted by: Izzie at August 20, 2007 4:50 PM

re: Mombi from Return to Oz. When I was little, instead of changing the clothes on my Barbie dolls, I used to pop off their heads and swap them. MUCH more time effective. This earned me the nickname "Mombi" in my household.

Posted by: redbeaniegirl at August 20, 2007 4:53 PM

Yazikus & Melody--So glad it isn't just me. I heard a story on NPR (Fresh Air, maybe?) not that long about about this guy who has come out with a CD of new songs for ice cream trucks, and they didn't freak me out. I think all ice cream trucks should adopt one or more of these songs for their theme music.

The ice cream truck that used to drive around my mom's neighborhood played Home on the Range--sooo creepy!

*shiver shiver*

Posted by: tamatha at August 20, 2007 4:54 PM

1) a series of Doctor Who (Tom Baker) called The Stones of Blood where the Stonehenge stones come alive and crush people and suck their blood. worst part though? it was serialised so i had to endure the freak-out for four weeks. come to think of it, there were a lot of episodes and/or things that freaked me out from Doctor Who.

2) the Sherlock Holmes film Hound of the Baskervilles with Basil Rathbone. the swamp, the fog, the hobo/caveman and that freakin' dog.

3)Terry Gilliam's Time Bandits, especially the monsters at the end- 8ft. tall, black robes, longhorn bull skulls for heads and they shot fire balls from their eyes.

Posted by: causaubon at August 20, 2007 4:55 PM

When Steve Austin sang that song "Jaimie" in The Six Million Dollar Man. I still have nightmares.

Jaws. I'm 41 years old and still afraid to go swimming in my pool at night.

Alien. When Ripley gets ready to crawl into bed at the "end" of the movie. I wasn't ready yet for those type of endings. I remember seeing that damn alien backlit on the door to my room for the longest time.

Posted by: WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot at August 20, 2007 4:57 PM

I'll make four for Watcher in the Woods. I was so terrified by that movie that my psychiatrist (treating something other than my wussiness re: films) actually had young me watch it with a stopwatch, to see how long I could stand it. Not very damn long, at least at first.

Also, my mom tells me I had a very love/hate relationship with The Last Unicorn: I watched it every chance I could, but always hid behind the furniture when the Red Bull appeared. Evidently I wasn't ready for huge translucent fire-beasts to separate me from my loved ones forever.

Posted by: byelka at August 20, 2007 4:58 PM

1. Clowns. Any clowns. I hated those asshats.

2. Too many stories of the end of the world at church.

3. A movie that I think was called Don't Go to Sleep--no idea who let me watch that one. Some little girl dies in a car crash (I think because her siblings had tied her laces together while she slept so she couldn't move fast enough to get out of a burning car or something). Then she comes back and kills the whole family using her little sister or something like that. Very creepy. She gets someone to walk off the roof, electrocutes someone else in the bathtub, etc. I seem to remember specifically a scene of a scary little girl climbing the stairs and rolling a sharp-looking pizza cutter along the banister. Now I can't think how you could really kill someone effectively with one of those.

Posted by: Lainie at August 20, 2007 4:58 PM

1) When I was younger, I thought Jafar from Aladdin was in my closet and that he was out to get me. I actually tied it shut to keep him locked in.
2) I remember getting nightmares from the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of OZ. She scared the crap out of me.
3) I saw Cruella De Ville in 101 Dalmatians in theaters and just her big face and loud scream made me not want to go to movie theaters for ages. I had to run from the TV when the trailers were on.

But now, I'm not a wuss. Seeing as I am a fan of David Lynch/Todd Solondz and Takashi Miike. But my friend was scared of Big Bird because he was so big and had dreams of Cookie Monster eating her.
Yes, childhood was quite a disturbing point of my life.

Posted by: Ben at August 20, 2007 4:58 PM

Scarred for life, by watching Cubs baseball in the mid to late 70s.

Movie was War Games, because I thought my one computer genius friend was whacked enough to start a war via the WHOPPER.

TV show, was Soap and my first run in with the gay topic. Took me awhile to get over my homophobia from this but now I can say a good friend of mine is gay, so I am cured of this close-minded phobia.

Posted by: richmac at August 20, 2007 4:59 PM

After my older brother lovingly convinced me to read the first section of the first chapter of "It," I've had a thing about clowns. "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" didn't help this. Clowns are evil.

My brother also made me watch "The Dark Crystal" with those damn dirty birds that pecked each other's feathers off. He would taunt me about that scene. Still does.

When I was older, my brother (yep, there's a pattern) made me watch "Scream," but he was kind enough to fast-forward through the gruesome scenes. To this day, I haven't seen Drew Barrymore's body gutted like a fish.

And on random note: Our neighborhood Hollywood Video had a poster rack when I was younger, and among the posters was one for "Bram Stoker's Dracula." It had a bunch of monster heads on it -- I'm assuming monsters that were in the movie/were different faces of Dracula/who the hell cares. Scared the crap out of me. But I always went and looked at it, got scared, and ran away. Repeat. This I did to myself -- my brother can't be blamed.

Posted by: Sarah at August 20, 2007 5:00 PM

Watership Down - I don't even remember why (I was five or so), but the cartoon movie freaked me the FUCK out.
I also second All Dogs Go To Heaven - my mom had to take me out of the theatre I was so scared, as well as the last sequence in Fantasia (Night on Bald Mountain) and this one episode of X-Files some silly person let me watch around the age of seven with the mutated fluke-worm-thing that sat at the bottom of an outhouse and looked creepy.

Posted by: Jess at August 20, 2007 5:01 PM

causaubon - This is way wierd, but I just saw that that ep. of Doctor Who is available to watch on Netflix (you know, the watch it now thing?). I was looking for something else five minutes ago and saw it listed. I may have to check it out.

Posted by: pinkcheese at August 20, 2007 5:01 PM

There are two that I can remember right off the bat:
1) Watership Down-my family rented it thinking it was going to be a cute movie about a bunch of cute bunnies. But in the first five minutes or so one of the rabbits has a freakout and starts screaming about blood. It goes downhill from there-disturbed me for years.
2)The Incredible Hulk-while I love the cheesiness now, when I was young I was terrified of the Incredible Hulk. Whenever I even saw the opening credits I would run screaming from the room, down the hallway. My brothers and sisters used to fool me into thinking it was another show and have me hang out, then Bill Bixby would turn into the Hulk and I would freak out all over again. One time I even wanted to get the heck away from my Aunt's cottage we were visiting when I thought a neighbor looked a little too much like Bill Bixby. Weird, I know.

Posted by: kmac at August 20, 2007 5:03 PM

Off topic (but Ariel's comment about getting freaked out by scenes in stories and books reminded me of this):

Does anybody remember a horror novel, published in the 1970s, set in the Deep South, where kudzu was spreading over everything in sight and something in the kudzu - maybe the kudzu itself - was eating people? That book pretty much creeped out my whole family when I was a kid; my aunt read it first, then my mother, then I read it when Mom was finished with it. It's long since been thrown out, and we've all forgotten the author and title, but we'd all like to find and read it again, just to see what the hell was so scary about it the first time around...

Actually, most of my childhood freak-outs revolved around books and stories; I've long been an avid reader. Besides the kudzu thing above and The Monkey's Paw - Ariel isn't the only one who got a chill from that one - the two that most stick in my mind from my childhood reading list was Daphne du Maurier's original short story of The Birds (especially the grim ending) and Nicholas Monserrat's World War II novel The Cruel Sea. There's a scene in the latter novel where the protagonist, a British naval captain on convoy duty in the North Atlantic, spots a group of survivors from a previous U-Boat attack and orders a course change to pick them up.

Then as the ship draws closer, the captain and crew realize that the "survivors" in the water have been there a while: they're a collection of skeletons in lashed-together lifejackets.

And you think Jaws makes you not want to go back in the water?

I was twelve when I read The Cruel Sea; I haven't been able to read it since...

Posted by: Wes S. at August 20, 2007 5:05 PM

Clan of the Cave Bear. I think I was 8 or 9 and all my older cousins wanted to see it, so we're watching it at my grandma's house, and there are boobs, and weird hand signals for "I'm gonna fuck you now", and then they go to the Clan gathering and Ayla finally finds another person with blue eyes,

AND THEN A GIANT BEAR RIPS HIS HEAD OFF!

Later his head was displayed for everyone to see. Fucking freaked me out. But the book is great.

Also, the face meltings at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, especially the Asian guy.

Posted by: redkitten at August 20, 2007 5:05 PM

1. Are you afraid of the Dark? episode with the Indian spirit in the high school's swimming pool. Couldnt swim in the YMCA pool for ages after that. No joke. And the one where the girl became a porcelain doll. They were the worst.

2. A Time to Kill. I seriously thought I saw a KKK man in my parents window on the 2nd floor.

3. It. Envisioned blood in the sink for years.

4. Little Monsters

5. There was this one song by Raffi....the random jumgle animals noises were too much.

Posted by: Andrea at August 20, 2007 5:07 PM

I'm a big wimp, as a child and even now, nearly 21. Though I love reading Stephen King, a lot of his stuff scares the shit out of me. IT especially (I haven't seen the movie, thanks) and a short story called The Boogeyman.

Anyway, onto childhood movie freakouts:

Gremlins. I know I saw it as a little kid, then when I was 10 or so, one night I went into my parents room and they were watching it on TV! I screamed, turned around, and ran back to my room.

One of the Dracula movies. Dracula gets staked on a table leg at the end? Anyway, despite my terror of vampires, I forced myself to watch it. But now I actually write about vampires, so hey.

An animated version of The Nutcracker. The rat king bit the princess on the toes while she slept and she turned green and had warts and stuff and it terrified me. I was probably around 5, maybe a bit older. I slept with socks on for ages. I still dislike sleeping with my feet uncovered.

When I was 7, I was over at a friend's house and she and her family were really irresponsible people, so they decided we would watch The Terminator 2. The scene where somebody's talking on the phone, I think to the kid, and then it pans back to show T2 had STABBED someone through the throat and stuck them to the wall and there was spilled milk and and... Anyway, that was the point where I went home and didn't sleep for 2 weeks.

Funnily enough, I've never had a problem with Roger Rabbit, ET, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, or The Neverending Story; though I think I cried at Atreyu's horse in the quicksand, I wasn't scared, as far as I can remember.

A lot of stories scared the everloving shit out of me as a kid, more than movies, maybe because I've always been a voracious reader. The two big ones from my childhood:

1) Short story about these kids who went swimming in a lake and swam down to an underwater cave, only there was some invisible water-thing there and it grabbed one of the kids and snapped his (?) ribs like matchsticks... So then the other two run away home but the thing follows them and comes up through the water pipes, killing one in the shower, then I think it ends with it grabbing the kid's mother and pulling her down the sink or something. Scared. The. Shit. Out of me. I washed my hands by putting my lower body as far away as possible and leaning over while craning my head back. Also, I was afraid of the shower drain. That only got worse when I read IT (but I was 15 or so then).

2) This one still makes me nervous. These guys get stranded in a snowstorm and stumble on a cabin. They go to sleep, and when they wake up in the morning, one of them is dead. But they can't leave because of the snowstorm. So they sleep again, and now another one is dead. Snowstorm still. So one guy stays up to watch, and sees this skeleton hand come out from a bundle of rags on a shelf above their sleeping place. It reaches down and one finger stabs into the other guy's neck, just under his skull and pulls his brain out or something. The last guy burns the place down and the snowstorm ends. I swear to you, I slept on my back for YEARS. I had shelves above my bed, and I was convinced one of my porcelain dolls would do the same to me. Ah, childhood.

One last thing, so you all can laugh at me. I was watching Wheel of Fortune with my dad one night and they solved the puzzle as Vampires. I think I started crying and left the room.

Posted by: 'Cuno at August 20, 2007 5:07 PM

Oh, I have to add one more: Young Sherlock Holmes. When young Watson is hallucinating and all of the cookies and cupcakes come to life and attack him? Peed. My. Pants.

Posted by: Julie at August 20, 2007 5:08 PM

It was the big plastic tunnels in ET that scared the shit out of me- and the frustration of no one telling him what was really going on. God I hated that movie.

Also, Sarah, Plain and Tall

Posted by: casita at August 20, 2007 5:08 PM

the gate.

the oozing eyeballs of the parents, the stabbing of the fist eyeball. it's been a long time, but that movie got me

Posted by: MAx at August 20, 2007 5:10 PM

wow I TOTALLY forget about Creepshow. Every segment of that freaked me the. fuck. out.

Posted by: bg at August 20, 2007 5:13 PM

1) Chucky--I was such a whimp as a kid I didn't even see the movie...I just saw the front cover of the video at the video store and had nightmares for about a year. I still don't like dolls much.

2) Flowers in the Attic-- I don't know why but after seeing that movie for a long time afterwards I was petrified my parents would abandon me and leave me at home alone. It's still jarring to see it on TV.

3) And Kudos to everyone who mentioned either labyrinth, Return to Oz, Neverending Story...all gave me terrible terrible nightmares

Posted by: Michelle at August 20, 2007 5:14 PM

1) Chucky--I was such a whimp as a kid I didn't even see the movie...I just saw the front cover of the video at the video store and had nightmares for about a year. I still don't like dolls much.

2) Flowers in the Attic-- I don't know why but after seeing that movie for a long time afterwards I was petrified my parents would abandon me and leave me at home alone. It's still jarring to see it on TV.

3) And Kudos to everyone who mentioned either labyrinth, Return to Oz, Neverending Story...all gave me terrible terrible nightmares

Posted by: Michelle at August 20, 2007 5:14 PM

Fire In the Sky. I don't think I slept for two nights after watching it. I was convince that I would be abducted the moment I fell asleep. Scared the hell out of me.

Posted by: Faust at August 20, 2007 5:14 PM

Although this wasn't a childhood freakout, I'm going to second Irreversible as one of the most profoundly fucked up movies I have ever witnessed. It will haunt your dreams regardless of your age.

Posted by: Erica O. at August 20, 2007 5:17 PM

The Breeders - Crappy C-grade horror film, but this guy eats a human fetus and yeah, game over @ 12.

Posted by: The Stew at August 20, 2007 5:17 PM

I saw "The Blob" (Original)when I was like 4. I refused to eat jelly for months afterward. The scene when the blob comes through the vent at the movie theater was so horrifying. My dad also edited out the last segment in Creepshow when the bugs came out of the guy's body because it freaked me out so bad.

Posted by: Wacky at August 20, 2007 5:18 PM

Everyone keeps talking about how messed up their parents are for letting them watch these movies. How about my sister knowing that I was terrified of the Incredible Hulk and locking me in a room knowing that I was too young to change the channel? Seriously. These days we call that child abuse. I still can't watch that shit.

I'm so glad to see Return to Oz getting all the love. I saw that as a child, and then we watched it in 8th grade English (clearly we had a punishing academic curriculum). I made up some story and went to the nurse. I couldn't watch it.

Also, the fabulous Glory, featuring a very young Denzel. I was devastated for weeks after watching that. It didn't really freak me out, but like I said, I was devastated.

Posted by: Kitty X at August 20, 2007 5:18 PM

I forgot to mention re: Big Bird. I never had a problem with him as a child, but I had a very scary dream in college that involved Big Bird and I doing a job for the mob and busting some guys kneecaps with baseball bats. Ever since I've been kind of creeped out by the BB.

Posted by: Lainie at August 20, 2007 5:19 PM

I just scrolled through this whole list of comments and know one has said any of mine oddly enough.
3) Ghoulies- I just remember walking throught the living room w/ my parents watching this, and saw these monsters come out of the toliet. Oh. My. God. I peed standing up for weeks.
2) Event Horizon- I think I was like 12 or 13 and we saw this in the theatres, and I freaked out. When the guy gets pushed out the air lock into space and his veins burst open...I was tramatized. And the end when Sam Neil's(I think) face is all cut up and he the devil or something. The also show the video tape of the old crew on the abandoned shipped eating each other and breaking their own bones...I hate this movie, it still scares me.
and #1) WILLOW- In the very beginning when the pigs eat the Mom or whoever she is and she puts Willow in the basket and he floats down the river...I was terrified. I now can watch Willow, but never, ever, at night.

Posted by: AshleeB at August 20, 2007 5:22 PM

I'm not really gonna get any points for these, but when I was in 1st grade, we had "educational programs" they showed which freaked my shit OUT.

The first one I can't even remember the name of because my conciousness blocked it solidly from my mind. It was a librarian who was kidnapped by a space alien (who was the same actress only painted green in crap alien drag) and forced to tell stories with the constant promise of freedom that never happened. First time I saw it, I panicked and freaked and ran out of the room.

The second was the freakin' Letter People, which, while not terrifying, made me squirm uncomfortably. But that mostly because I could read and didn't need a bunch of personified letters telling me how to pronounce themselves. Or a Q who was conspicuously silent, possibly plotting to murder all the other letters with the help of a WAY too friendly U. (I was a disturbed child.)

Posted by: Ryan at August 20, 2007 5:22 PM

1) The People Under the Stairs- I just re-watched this recently to see why it scared me as a kid, oh boy...the corniness. I guess it was the creepy basement.

2) The one Tales from the Crypt episode with Steve Buscemi. I believe he took some drug that made him melt in a tent in the middle of a forest. I really have to look that one up again too.

Posted by: Natakie16 at August 20, 2007 5:23 PM

1. As has been mentioned, Poltergeist...more or less all of it, but especially the swimming pool scene, and the scene where the TREE tries to EAT the LITTLE BOY. Is nothing sacred? Trees? Really? I made my sister switch bedrooms with me after that because there was a tiny little tree outside mine.

(and what kind of fucked up babysitter lets a five year old watch poltergeist? What the fuck, babysitter?)

2. It was either the Twilight Zone or the (old version) of the Outer Limits. There's a guy and an earwig, and he's convinced that the earwig has crawled in his ear, and then he starts to fucking lose it, but you don't know if he's paranoid about the earwig because he's crazy, or if he's crazy because he's got a motherfucking EARWIG eating through his BRAIN. Saw that when I was visiting Grams in Wyoming, and was responsible for shucking the corn, which was fully infested with earwigs. That is the stuff adult neuroses are made of, ya'll....

Posted by: Jen at August 20, 2007 5:23 PM

Oh shit - I wasn't thinking of books before, but this is a big one for me: the stories too, but especially the illustrations for the Scary Stories books. The artist who drew those could make anything look creepy.

Posted by: s. pisaster at August 20, 2007 5:23 PM

To this day, fuck E.T. fuck Gremlins and FUCK that wolf from The Neverending Story. But none of those are the kicker...in the early eighties there was a show called "Steven Spielberg's Amazing Stores". As a five year old, I was FUCKING TERRORIZED by a story about these human eating creatures that lived underground near a farm house. The family in the house was poor, so they would kill people and drop them down in the hole for the creatures to eat. The creatures started sending back gold and jewels in exchange for the bodies and so begins a life of persistant murder for the family. Damn you Steven Spielberg!!!

Posted by: Rabb at August 20, 2007 5:24 PM

1) Darby O'Gill and the little people. From the nearly omnipontnt lepircauns to the Coach of Deaeth adn the Banshee, I was TERIFIED of this as a child. Now whe I watch it, its frightening to see Sean connery that young

2) Clash of the Titans - doesn't really need explination

3) Dark Crystal - again, do I need ot explain, seriosuly?

4) Mr Boogiety - a terrible Disney movie about the Ghost of a Puritan Settler haunting a family. The idea tha a pilgram from thanksgiving had turned evil and invisiblly attackingmy family rattled my nerves over and over again

Posted by: ryan English at August 20, 2007 5:25 PM

Ah, my 1980s/early 90s childhood. In no uncertain order, and this is all I can think of right now (many of these have already been mentioned):

- The "Night on Bald Mountain" scene in Fantasia
- the opening of Labyrinth when the goblins are all in the room trying to figure out if she's serious about giving up her baby brother (I was *very* into Gareth, however...mmmm....)
- the wolf-monster (Gmork?) in The Never-Ending Story
- the wolf in the cartoon version of Peter and the Wolf
- the scary cats in An American Tail
- certain episodes of Are you Afraid of the Dark? on Nickelodeon
- anything vampires, including but not limited to Salem's Lot and Bram Stoker's Dracula. I actually snuck down and stood outside the den while my parents watched and managed to see the scene when Dracula is that giant bat thing in the corner of the ceiling...I couldn't sleep for nights. (Love the movie now, though.)
- John Waters' Serial Mom. I watched it when I was eleven and I was terrified that one of my friends' moms was secretly going to go crazy with a fireplace rod.

I love being scared, even now!

Posted by: Ariel at August 20, 2007 5:25 PM

Yeah Erica, I'll third the revulsion towards Irreversible...after about 4 minutes of The Scene, I had to fast forward. I couldn't stand it.

And on the same theme, I saw The Accused when I was 11 years old (at a girlfriend's house without my parents' knowledge), and I STILL get flashes to the scene in the bar with the rape and the chanting and the god awfulness of it. I re-watched it for the first time as an adult about a year ago, and I had to mute the t.v. That CHANT. I get nauseous.

On a more fun note, was there a demon or dragon in the mirror in Return to Oz at some point? I refuse to rent it because it freaked the shit out of me as a kid, and that is a scene I associate with it. Maybe I should rent it from Netflix, just to creep myself out :)

Posted by: Julie at August 20, 2007 5:27 PM

God I'm such a wuss

1) Jurassic Park. I was about nine - I think - and utterly terrified. The scene with the Raptors in the kitchen still freaks me the fuck out.

2) Jaws (and Jaws 2). I was terrified of swimming in the sea for years because of this film.

3) Alien. They showed it to us in school - we were ten - which meant I couldn't look away or close my eyes, for fear of mockery. And the weirdest part? Apparently, they thought that 'Stand By Me' was too mature/violent in theme, but Alien was just fine to show to little kids. To this day that film (and all of its sequels) still terrifies me.

4) Childsplay. Yeah, this film should not be shown to seven year olds. Chucky scared the shit out of me for about three years after seeing the film, not helped by the fact that my younger sister had one of those 'talking' dolls that would randomly start talking in the middle of the night. I was convinced it was going to murder me in my sleep.

5) The X Files. That one episode with the serial killer who mutilates women, and kidnaps Scully. I seem to remember that my mother and I had a 'talk' about whether I should be watching it after that episode.

Posted by: Fionna at August 20, 2007 5:30 PM

Oddly enough, I loved horror movies as a child. The only one that truly scared my was Children of the Corn. It was kinda funny because I watched it at about 5 at the house of a friend who had an extremely overprotective parent. My mom had brought my sister and me over and was wondering why the three of us were so quiet. My friend's mom said something about how we were watching a movie about farming, something with kids and corn. My mom jumped up shrieking, "Children of the CORN????" and yanked us out of the room. This meant of course that I never got to see He Who Walks between the Rows as a crappy SFX, only as a terrifying lump that my mind could put anything underneath. Years later I saw the end, no big, but to this day the bible-thumping children creep me out. My sister, who thinks The Others is scary, had her head hidden under pillows the minutes the "scary credit music" came on.

Posted by: megaera at August 20, 2007 5:33 PM

1. Gremlins. I was afraid to pee because I thought they'd jump out of the back of the toilet.

2. Secret of Nimh. That part with the owl in the dark place totally creeped me out.

Posted by: Red at August 20, 2007 5:36 PM

Anyone remember the name of the book about a girl befriending a ghost in a pond? Two step-sisters move out to the woods with their newly blended family, and the younger sister finds a girl ghost in some pond and they become friends. When the older step-sister tries to keep the younger sister away from the ghost, the ghost goes ape shit and destroys the house. Anyone? I'm pretty sure the book sucks, but when I was 8 it scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: Emily at August 20, 2007 5:37 PM

No time to read posts right now so it's probably been said, but here they are:

1. Jaws. I saw it in Hawaii, for pete's sake! My stepmother took me (I was 10) and my two younger brothers. Bitch.

2. Darby O'Gill and the Little People. That banshee...egads!

3. Any and all vampire movies. For years I had to sleep with covers up over my neck, no matter how hot the weather was.

4. Friday the 13th(the first one). I saw it at a slumber party and when I got home I had to sleep sitting up with the light on. I was convinced that Jason was under my bed and was going to reach around and grab me by the forehead and jab a spear through my chest. Shudder...

Posted by: Shannon at August 20, 2007 5:38 PM

1. Return to Oz. And the movie was the only thing with electroshock therapy. There is no Return to Oz book. They made the movie out of bits of several books.

2.Darby O'Gill and the Little People. The Banshee gave me nightmares well into my teens

Posted by: gina at August 20, 2007 5:38 PM

Oh man, I seriously thought I was the only one who was terrified of the Incredible Hulk. I remember when I was about 5 the Hulk was on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, of all shows, and I just couldn't watch it. I hid behind the couch and prayed for it to be over. I thought that Fred had betrayed me by featuring something so scary.

I hated Wrath of Khan. I still can't watch it.

And the tv show V? Totally disturbing. I remember one episode where one of the humans gave birth to twins--the father was an alien--and one of the babies looked human but had a lizard tongue just like the aliens. I shudder to think about it.

Posted by: sarahem at August 20, 2007 5:40 PM

Carey: In case nobody else has commented on it, I believe the movie you're referring to is not Tales From The Crypt but rather Creepshow 2. That part of the movie creeped the hell out of me, too.

Oh, and to whoever mentioned the poor shoe in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Dude, I am right there with you. Traumatic!

Posted by: Lannie at August 20, 2007 5:45 PM

The Wizard of Oz: Not only the flying monkeys, but the tornado! I had recurring nightmares about torandoes until my mid twenties. But I'm fine now, seriously.

Poltergeist: This came out in 1982 which means I was 14 when I saw this in the theater. I didn't go mental the day I saw it until I had to go to sleep that night. I kept looking at the closet door thinking it would open up and I would get sucked in. That caused me a few sleepless nights. And that stupid clown? Has anyone ever heard anyone say, gee I love clowns. No. Everybody hates clowns. Why are they still in parades? The only place a clown belongs is in a horror movie. Because they're fucking scary.

The Twlight Zone: Don't know the name of the episode, didn't even finish watching it. Was William Shatner in it? Probably, all Twilight Zone episodes contained either William Shatner or Burgess Meredith. Some guy was driving at night and looked in the rearview mirror, and saw a person! Of course when he looked in the backseat, there wasn't anyone there! My younger brother and I were watching this on one of the first nights that our parents let us stay home alone with no babysitter. Wow, great idea on our part. We immediately changed the channel.

Posted by: shelleyh at August 20, 2007 5:48 PM

I was inconsolable in A Never Ending Story when Artex died. I found out about amonth ago that the horse actually died when filimg the scene. There was an episode of Buffy in which a demon killed kids by sucking out their life through his eyes. There was also an episode of the X-Files where a giant buglike creature would crawl throught the window and bite people on the back of the neck.

Posted by: Anna at August 20, 2007 5:56 PM

1. The heart-ripping-out scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which I saw when I was 5. I still have trouble watching this movie. Even looking at the poster makes me shudder.

2. Gremlins, at the end when they say they're coming to your town. I took that literally. Also age 5 (My parents were apparently distracted this year)

3. The Count on Sesame Street. I hated math and vampires. Enough said.

Posted by: Jenilane at August 20, 2007 5:56 PM

Okay, I am a little late to the game...but the movie that freaked me out the most was...

"Ghostbusters" - now I am not sure which one it was, but it was the scene where they are in a library and they find a woman reading a book - then she turns out to be a ghost who like - totally turns evil and sort of flies at them...

As i said, not sure which one it was or the exact scene because to this day I have never watched another Ghostbusters movie - I was about 8 and I think that it was the defining moment that created my irrational fear of ghosts...I slept with the light on until i was about 16 because of that movie...

Posted by: Brent at August 20, 2007 6:04 PM

Forgot 3.... The Dual. Evil evil killer semi man. I hate semis. Even now. But when I was little, I didn't want to go anywhere near one. I would walk like 100 yards around so as not to get too close to one.

Posted by: Jen at August 20, 2007 6:04 PM

YES!!! Amen to ET, he was a creepy little monster. Also, and this is pretty bad, the department store Santa from A Christmas Story creeped the hell out of my brother and me.

Posted by: MO at August 20, 2007 6:05 PM

Holy cow, Julie---good one with "Young Sherlock Holmes". I think I completely blocked that movie from my memory until now. When the stained glass window comes to life and the guy goes crazy and runs out into the street only to get mowed down by a horse-drawn carriage? I think that whole movie is disturbing. Also when the cult mummified Sherlock's girlfriend. Ugh.

Posted by: Sh*t Sandwich at August 20, 2007 6:11 PM

IT. Stephen King's IT. Tim Curry is one scary MFer. I watched only half of it on TV when I was a kid, but never watched the end when he was destroyed. I thought there was a clown living in my shower for years. YEARS.

Also, although I never watched it until I got to high school, Return to Oz is probably the scariest meant-for-children-fare ever created. That is one of the most disturbing movies ever because it was intended to be an "all-new live-action fantasy - filled with Disney adventure and magic." More like horror and crying.

Posted by: Mark at August 20, 2007 6:12 PM

Death Becomes Her!

When those two ladies had holes in their bodies and heads and still didnt die....well, I had nightmares for months. I can't imagine how that movie got past my sex-and-violence-phobic parents, unless I saw it at one of my less-disciplined friends' house.

Oh, and the first Scream movie was filmed in my totally-cooler-than-me friends' house, so we decided that it would be a fabulous idea to watch the movie on her couch. Well, it was far from fabulous. It was horrifying to watch the masked killer run up the staircase down the hall as we sat there. I had to call my mom to pick me up because I couldn't sleep there that night!!!

Posted by: Zooey at August 20, 2007 6:12 PM

John Carpenter" the Thing scared the living shit out of me. The scene in the operating room. OMG I'm breaking out in a cold sweat.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang- The guy who went around looking for children to put in jail or whatever that was. He had black hair and a big nose to smell out the kiddies. That was a terrifying moment.

Posted by: J.M. at August 20, 2007 6:14 PM

The Babar movie scared the fuck out of me, my mom had to console me for ages.

Posted by: Starbuck at August 20, 2007 6:14 PM

Gremlins: I watched it when I was 5 in the scary basement of my neighbors house. My neighbors older sister (at 8 years old) came down and scared the bejeesus out of everyone.

Unsolved Mysteries: The music still gives me chills

V: I have no idea why my father felt this was good viewing for a 8 year old (or so?). The part where they eat small rodents is just sick.

Posted by: Chrissi at August 20, 2007 6:15 PM

The Green Giant!!!

In the mid 60s (when I was in my wee years), there was a black and white commercial featuring an actor playing the Green Giant and standing in the fields screaming "ho, ho, ho." For some unknown reason, I would freak out (to the dismay of my mom and amusement to my dad), scream and hide under the bed. To this day, I have not tasted a stringbean, am repulsed by peas, and won't go near a sprout. I also don't buy Green Giant brand foods, even when on sale.

And yet, I along with my therapists (yes, plural as I am multi-faceted) cannot understand why I love every other veggie including broccoli. Go figure.

Posted by: In the Burbs at August 20, 2007 6:15 PM

Kevin Bacon getting an arrow through the throat while lying in bed in the first "Friday the 13th". I was about 8 when I saw it and it took me YEARS (well into my 20's) until I could break the habit of looking under my bed at night before turning off the light. It became an OCD thing, really annoying.

"Jaws" scarred me for life and it's my favorite movie so it's a love/hate thing. I absolutely cannot be in a body of water bigger than a bathtub and not have the thought "Jaws is going to eat me" in the back of my mind. Irrational? Hell yes. The odd thing is that sharks don't scare me, just that particular shark. When I'm in a pool. Yeah.

Posted by: Rob at August 20, 2007 6:18 PM

I cant believe NOONE has said HALLOWEEN (from 1978). I was WAY too young to watch that shit on HBO (remember turning the volume down when they would say "This film has been RATED R!!!!" I am not the same person because of the trauma of that movie. Totally ruined the suburbs for me. STILL, I will have occasional Michael Meyers dreams (Im 38 for crissake)

Posted by: Marsh at August 20, 2007 6:22 PM

When I was really little my folks would watch I Dream of Jeanie reruns. The way the bottle sucked Jeanie back in during opening credits used to terrify me.
Also, there was a made-for-tv movie, where some woman had a black widow spider tattoo on her stomach. I don't remember much except a gigantic spider. And the freaky tattoo.

Posted by: demondoll at August 20, 2007 6:27 PM

Sooooo funny that Sesame Street was used as an example, because I was freaked the hell out by this little Sesame Street sketch with Burt and Ernie. They were explorers in Egypt and there was this mummy who looked just like Ernie who would move and dance every time Burt wasn't looking. Of course Ernie was getting really scared. It used to scare me sooooo much!!!

Also, some old Disney movie, I think it was called Watcher in the Woods. I don't remember much about it except that it haunted my very existence.

Posted by: Jessica at August 20, 2007 6:28 PM

To whomever posted about the movie with the monkeys: Congo? I remember seeing some of that once.

I also have a really bad fear of animatronic dinosaurs. When I was a kid, they used to have shows at the local zoo, Dinosaurs Alive and stuff, and I could not take them.

Posted by: Cait at August 20, 2007 6:29 PM

1. ED-209 from "Robocop". Also, the toxic waste death scene. Gave me nightmares for years.

2. Tina's death in "A Nightmare On Elm Street." For years that was the only part of the movie I'd seen, and it terrified me.

3. Most of the opening 30-40 minutes of "Red Dawn". Nowadays I enjoy this is a campy-nostalgic-so-bad-it's-good flick, but at the tender age of 6 or 7 this movie terrified me. Damn cold war, scaring kids like that.

Man, I was really watching wholly inappropriate movies as a child.

Posted by: Bistro at August 20, 2007 6:30 PM

J.M. - The character from Chitty is the aptly named Child Catcher. Quite creepy.

Posted by: J.M. at August 20, 2007 6:31 PM

there was this one cartoon about a young bumble bee looking for his mother called "Hutch the Honey bee". in the prelude to the actual cartoon, they always ran this scene where he was gettig attacked by a grass hopper, that was very frightening to me.

i was also really scared of the red bull in "the last unicorn"

bubt something really funny was my brother who was afraid of th witch in "snow white", and "No-Love" in CARE BEARS--- yea...

Posted by: sara at August 20, 2007 6:32 PM

I can't BELIEVE you found that Bert and Ernie scene. I specifically remember being scared shitless of that as a child. Watching that now, 15 or so years later, I still find my pulse quickening.

I used to love the Muppets as a kid, and I still do, but those pink elephant/anteater-esque creatures that sang that "phenomenon" diddy gave me nightmares. They were joined by this caveman/hippie that sang along. Oh, the horror!!

Posted by: Alyssa at August 20, 2007 6:33 PM

I think this thread was made for me. My boyfriend will testify that I can be scared by just about anyone or anything. The top two from childhood would be...

*The Little Mermaid. I remember being at the movies when I was about four or five and hiding behind the chair in front every time the big crazy octopus lady came out.

*I also spent at least half an hour of Jurasic Park hiding in the cinema bathroom after seeing the kitchen scene with the kids. The worst part was that the bathroom was right beside the cinema and I could still hear every roar and scream.

As you can tell I have a very low threshold for fear.

Posted by: Camilla at August 20, 2007 6:35 PM

Jessica: Dustin included the Youtube link to that sketch, if you want to watch it again. It's in his intro post.

Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2007 6:35 PM

s. pisaster I think that we are kindred spirits. Because the banshee scene from Darby O'Gill freaked me out really bad as a wee tyke.

And I believe that Disney movie you are talking about is call Mr. Boogitty and he would say boogitty boogitty BOO! Scared the shit out of me.

Also, another movie that left an indelible mark on my psyche was the Rankin-Bass animated version of The Hobbit. It is a really great movie. But, the scene with the Goblins when they hunt down the dwarves while singing a rousing drinking song ("Sixteen birds! What funny little things!"). But, the most disturbing part was when Gollum realized that the precious was gone and he flips the fuck out. Starts screaming after his "precious." Absolutely terrifying. It still gives me chills. The voice actor was perfect... I still think that Gollum was better than the Andy Serkis Gollum.

Posted by: Tanner at August 20, 2007 6:36 PM

Little Big Man, age 7 or 8... I watched it because it had horses in it. I have a memory of Indian babies being slaughtered; I haven't had the guts to watch it again since then (and I should; I love me some Dusty Hoffman).

Age 8, Luke getting his hand cut off in The Empire Strikes Back. I was terrified of Darth Vader for an entire year, and now he's my master, even though I know he's a whiny emo kid underneath all that leather.

Fantastic Planet, late on Night Flight when I was like 12 or so. I've seen it recently and it still freaks me right out, but mostly it tends to give me acid flashbacks, which is kind of a nice side effect.

Posted by: terebi at August 20, 2007 6:38 PM

The Nothing in "Neverending Story"

The scene in "Terminator" when everything is burning in an apocolyptic future

The witch in "Sleeping Beauty"

Posted by: bebemiqui at August 20, 2007 6:38 PM

Alf.

Posted by: McGeek at August 20, 2007 6:46 PM

Anna - I had absolutely no idea that the horse that played Artax actually did die in the Swamp of Sadness. I had to look it up because I refused to believe it. Now I am depressed.

Posted by: Kolby at August 20, 2007 6:49 PM

Plain and simple: that "Lost Island" thing (or whatever the name is) that came up during The Banana Splits Show. There were huge, terrifying birds on that Island, but I can't even remember them now. Probably blocked them.

Posted by: gargumma at August 20, 2007 6:50 PM

I am with you all on Poltergeist--the clown, the tree, the "one one-thousand, two one-thousand"--ugh.

I was only two or three years old when my mom took me to see "Snow White," and I was really freaked out by the evil stepmother. Esp. when she dressed like a hag to give Snow White the poison apple. I couldn't sleep without nightmares for days.

Posted by: kimmyhula at August 20, 2007 6:52 PM

As mentioned by someone further up the thread, Unsolved Mysteries used to freak me out something fierce when I was a kid. But not because it was scary, I actually liked the scary stuff, but because of Robert Stack...that guy and his creepy voice wigged me out for years.

Then there was this Donald Duck cartoon where Donald goes camping (alone, which only reinforces my theory that Donald Duck was some sort of anti-social serial killer) and tries to inflate an air mattress. The details are a bit fuzzy, but I recall something about him having all of his air sucked out of him, so that he was as flat as a sheet of paper...and then he looks right at the viewer and does his creepy-assed laugh.

Though this was a music video it was shown on t.v., so it should count: Gowan's video for 'Strange Animal' (why yes, I am Canadian. What gave it away?). I have no idea why, and I haven't seen it since I was a wee one, but man I used to go screaming from the room whenever it was on.

And finally, this one was my brother's: When he was maybe 3 or 4 he was watching Mr. Dressup (again, our Canadian-ness comes shining through) when the show ended and they forgot to turn the cameras off. The puppeteer set the Casey puppet on the table, and my poor brother sat there crying because he thought that meant Casey was dead. This happened before I was born, but the story has now become legendary in our household and I mock him about it whenever I get the chance.

Posted by: minerva_smurf at August 20, 2007 6:58 PM

Yoda, E.T., Short Circuit, the dragon from Neverending Story...if it was not human and in a 1980's movie, chances are I was terrified.

Also, that bit in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where the man's heart was ripped out horribly scarred by brain for years.

I was also apparently really freaked out by Gary Coleman but I dont remember that one.

Posted by: Tenzil at August 20, 2007 7:02 PM

SNOW WHITE!!! FUCKING SNOW WHITE SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE!!! My mom took me to see it in theaters and I got so scared during the scene where the trees are attacking her (Evil Dead anyone?), that we had to leave the theater. HAHAHA!!!

Also, The Jackal from Thirteen Ghosts did a number on me...

Posted by: Shaun at August 20, 2007 7:03 PM

When I was six, I stumbled upon my brother watching the mutation scene from Akira. The extended spectacle of a skinny teenager exploding into an oozing flesh bomb the size of a city block (set to ominous chanting) neatly swiss-cheesed my kiddie psyche. I think the worst part was when the mutation victim inadvertently crushed his girlfriend -- sausage-wrapped in distended flesh, the girl screams and screams until she dies in a splurt of blood. Ummm.

Posted by: Joyce at August 20, 2007 7:17 PM

Tanner - holy shit yes, Mr. Boogitty! My cousins and I used to play hide and seek at family get togethers, and we made the person who was it yell "boogitty boogitty boo!" And yeah - Gollum in the cartoon Hobbit was scary as hell.

Posted by: s. pisaster at August 20, 2007 7:21 PM

1. Animated Rikki-Tikki-Tavi. The fucking cobra. Terrifying.

2. My parents bought me one of those little plastic Hamburglar puppets from McDonalds that are undoubtedly prohibited now when I was about 2. Apparently, I flipped out completely.

3. The Count. I'm sorry, but what is NOT scary about some Eastern European dude with a purple face in a broken-down castle with a bunch of bats flying around? I remember fearing him, but family members tell me that I'd get up and leave the room when he was on the screen or if anybody imitated him.

4. Anything where a baby was harmed or could've been harmed, i.e. the scene in "Lady and the Tramp" where the Siamese cats jump in the baby's cradle. I was also freaked out by the line "...and down will come baby, cradle and all" from "Rock A Bye, Baby."

5. The ghosts of Christmas past/future in "A Christmas Carol." Any version.

6. Animated "The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe." The British accents scared me.

Posted by: Samantha T at August 20, 2007 7:25 PM

The Witches. It almost ruined Roald Dahl for me. The kids turning into mice freaked me out and I have never been able to look at a square-toed shoe the same way.

Posted by: Alice at August 20, 2007 7:28 PM

Poltergeist destroyed any sane ability to handle horror movies for me. The part where all the ghosts are floating down the stairs? the steak that exploded maggots? Man ripping his face off?

The graphics are totally cheesy (I actually watched it again currently and laughed) but MAN did that ever freak me out when I was little.

I still have issues with watching horror movies to this day because of it.

Posted by: Megamuffin at August 20, 2007 7:28 PM

Ooh, I also was totally freaked out by the scene in Mary Poppins when Michael Banks is chased out of the bank by the old men. Not sure why really, but I still don't like watching that scene.
...I wasn't a very brave child.

Posted by: Alice at August 20, 2007 7:31 PM

I saw 2 more up there that freaked the shit out of me.

WATERSHIP DOWN - My mother rented it for us, and the second the blood was coming down the hill, which is what the first 2 minutes? It was turned off because my sister and I were screaming bloody murder

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES - I've never understood why my parents let me, a natrually anxious, worried child, watch that show. I used to stare out the windows in our house waiting for someone to come kill me.

I heart this comment diversion.

Posted by: twilly at August 20, 2007 7:36 PM

I'm a little surprised that HR Puffenstuf was only mentioned once. That huge head and mouth, those enormous rolling eyes...brrrr.

And the Twilight Zone movie, when someone is put into a violent, old-fashioned cartoon and is screaming and running through it until she's killed.

Oh, and Eraserhead. The first time I saw it it just made me so jumpy that by the time he kills the baby at the end, and the light is flashing and the baby's neck stretches and swings the head from side to side...I had to change the channel.

And was it The Hitcher where Jennifer Jason Leigh is tied between two trucks that are about to drive in opposite directions? Ick.

Posted by: slinky at August 20, 2007 7:44 PM

I'm a little surprised that HR Puffenstuf was only mentioned once. That huge head and mouth, those enormous rolling eyes...brrrr.

And the Twilight Zone movie, when someone is put into a violent, old-fashioned cartoon and is screaming and running through it until she's killed.

Oh, and Eraserhead. The first time I saw it it just made me so jumpy that by the time he kills the baby at the end, and the light is flashing and the baby's neck stretches and swings the head from side to side...I had to change the channel.

And was it The Hitcher where Jennifer Jason Leigh is tied between two trucks that are about to drive in opposite directions? Ick.

Posted by: slinky at August 20, 2007 7:44 PM

To this day I cannot watch anything from Dr. Seuss. I was so terrified of The Lorax at a Library viewing when my parents dumped me there during the summer (environmental awareness I think was a hard-wired thing for me)...well, even The Grinch freaks me out. The Children's Theatre of Minnesota had a Dr. Seuss-filled season this last year, and my poor daughter had to go with someone other than her wuss mother, as there is NO WAY that I would sit through an entire evening of Seussical or The Grinch. Seuss books were never brought into my house. The man and his freaky drawings and cartoons are not a welcome part of my (or my family's) life. I used to hide under the bed when that scary Grinch came on.

Posted by: Koboldin at August 20, 2007 7:45 PM

I don't know why, but for some reason I developed an irrational fear of my Sylvester the Cat stuffed animal. It progressed to where I was having recurring nightmares about the Looney Tunes characters (namely Sylvester and Bugs Bunny). In my dream, they were people-sized and were just creepily hanging out in this Episcopalian church in my town that had red carpet. For some reason the red carpet was the scariest part. Anyway, it got the the point where most nights I would have to take Sylvester and move him to another room or hide him before I went to sleep.

I second E motherfucking T, The Wizard of Oz's flying monkeys, the "my dad died in the chimney" scene in Gremlins, and of course Poltergeist and The Exorcist. It's weird, it seems that in the 80's parents were a lot more lax about letting small children see horror films. I remember watching all the classics right in my living room, all between the ages of like, six and twelve.

And I haven't read the whole thread yet, but I seriously doubt anyone's fear of Pinhead could surpass mine. I still can't quite look him full in the face.

Posted by: tinmo at August 20, 2007 7:46 PM

Amen to the flying monkeys, but I'll see you one better. Did anybody ever see the Trilogy of Terror with Karen Black and that freaky voodoo doll that's trying to kill her? That still freaks me out!

Posted by: Germaine at August 20, 2007 7:50 PM

OMG Samantha T-your #4 is right on with me; I hated those cats, and I used to cry at that one line...why write a song about a baby falling out of a tree?? Not cool.
Cait-I was also afraid of anamatronic dinosaurs, and maybe still am a little bit.
Also, I have an irrational fear of vomit, which started with Home Alone. I couldn't beleive that there was barf in movies, and it pretty much ruined the theater for me as a kid.

Posted by: Kt at August 20, 2007 8:01 PM

E.T. I had nightmares with him for years...seriously...the character design is totally scary.
Chucky (from Child's Play) was also traumatizing. It's a toy that kills people...kids spend most of their time with toys...I don't need to elaborate on this.

Posted by: Radlum at August 20, 2007 8:03 PM

Oh my God, champ, I just realized I had blocked out my scariest freak-out ever! Motherfucking ZELDA!!! Oh my god. To this day, I refuse to watch. When her sister is recounting the story and they tell it in flashbacks, and you see her in that bed with her back all twisted and her skin stretched over her skeletal face that looks like wax...holy shit! I just remembered a time in 9th grade when boys were still immmature enough to use the torture method of flirting. That movie came on tv and I was like, oh I can't watch this scene, change it, it's the only thing I'll refuse to watch...well, one of the boys held me down and the other turned up the volume so I had to hear her terrible, terrible croaking voice. I thought I would never forgive those boys! I can't believe I forgot about that one.

Posted by: tinmo at August 20, 2007 8:04 PM

Oh my goodness. Watership Down, no question. If your parents turned it off on you, thank your lucky stars; there's not just blood, there are warrens of rabbits being gassed and dying and really creepy seventies symbolism-y animation and then after all that it's only the first fifteen minutes and then it gets REALLY scary and then the ending isn't even that happy.

Most people I know love the book and the movie, but I hold that that's probably because they waited until they were old enough to appreciate it. Even thinking about Watership Down now makes me freak out a little.

Posted by: Becca at August 20, 2007 8:16 PM

Holy hell! Does anyone remember a Porky Pig cartoon where these two evil leprechauns tricked him into wearing magic shoes that would force him to dance FOREVER? I think it was called "The Wearin' O' the Green" and it is seriously the scariest thing ever. The stuff I listed before? I would watch those now, but I would not go near that damn Porky Pig cartoon again for anything. SERIOUSLY.

Posted by: WadeCryBabyWalker at August 20, 2007 8:18 PM

1. fantasy island. there was an episode of this show that freaked the hell out of me. it featured floating masks. i am not a fan of masks.

2. poltergeist. that damn clown doll scared the bejesus out of me. then i had the audacity to read stephen king's it. clowns are not my friends.

3. pirahna. my babysitter let my sister and i watch this one night. i had a stupid fish decoration hanging on my bedroom wall and could not go to sleep for a long long time for fear of said fish eating me.

4. dark night of the scarecrow. i think this was a tv movie. i just remember the guy hiding in the scarecrow. ugh.

Posted by: kelley at August 20, 2007 8:21 PM

Kt- You mean someone else out there had an irrational fear of vomit as a child? There was a kid in my 4th grade class who puked once a month on a Monday. Nearly caused me to have a nervous breakdown.

Frat parties in college pretty much cured me, but I do try and avoid seeing live barf as much as possible.

Posted by: Alabamapink at August 20, 2007 8:24 PM

1. THE GATE!!! I only saw this posted once, but holy sweet bejesus. gate to hell in your backyard? young stephen dorff battling gate to hell with fireworks? awesome and horrifying.
2. TERMINATOR 2. whichever one had the endoskeleton. scared this PISS out of me.
3. I remember watching WATERSHIP DOWN when i was really little, was traumatized and refuse to watch it again.
4. GREMLINS. I thought that one was living in my closet, and if the door was open at night i could see little red eyes watching me. whew.
5. KILLER CLOWNS!!!! oh my god, i still have the image of them sucking people's blood out of their cotton-candy-encased bodies with long staws.
6. UNICO. some japanese anime about a little unicorn/cat animal. there was a bad guy that was round like a ball except for a really pointy face. he had a high, squeaky voice and he could fly and stretch himself into weird shapes. fuckin spooky.

Posted by: sarah at August 20, 2007 8:26 PM

Emily:

I think the book you're asking about may be called "Wait 'til Helen Comes." It was one of my favorites as a kid.

Posted by: tinmo at August 20, 2007 8:28 PM

Alabamapink-OMG, I would have totally had a breakdown if I had a kid like that in my class! I'm still not really "cured"; I figure that having kids would/will be the only thing to take care of that. Yeah.

Posted by: Kt at August 20, 2007 8:33 PM

oh, right, i forgot about Artax from the neverending story. i was inconsolable for days and i still can't watch that scene without muting it or changing the channel until it's over.

it wasn't just the idea of it, but the fact that they had to train some poor horse to be face deep in mud and get yanked around by its halter that really upset me, then and now.

Posted by: sarah at August 20, 2007 8:34 PM

Unsolved Mysteries for sure, especially the episodes about ghosts and alien abductions. I used to sleep in the same position all night so that I could see both the doorway and the window to the bedroom anytime I opened my eyes, just in case those big eyed grey fuckers came for me. And I also stopped wanting to visit my favorite aunt on her farm. Fucking Unsolved Mysteries scarred me for a very long time.

Also, and this was when much younger, Snuffaluffgus or however you spell it. I used to have to leave the room whenever he was on screen just in case he could see me. Then later when I realized he was okay and actually very nice, I was terrified that I had hurt his feelings when I was hiding and apologized to him profusely.

I also remember this one Unsolved Mysteries episode about the Queen Mary ship... or Queen something... that was haunted, and some guy saw a floating disembodied head. Fucking SCARY. Plus in the pool room he heard a little girl laughing but when he turned around to look there was no one there, but there was little tiny wet footprints all over the cement floor. And this was when there wasn't supposed to be anyone else on board.

Fucking Unsolved Mysteries man.

The movies with fake stuff never bothered me. It was the stories that were supposed to be real that did it.

Um, okay except one of the Friday the 13ths where someone climbs up into their bunk bed and settles in, then turns over and there's a dead body stuffed on the far end of the bed by the wall. I slept on the top bunk for much of my childhood and was constantly checking the side by the wall to make sure there were no dead bodies. That continued for years.

Posted by: Eva at August 20, 2007 8:37 PM

Oh yeah, and MONKEY SHINES.

Posted by: Eva at August 20, 2007 8:40 PM

"4. Anything where a baby was harmed or could've been harmed, i.e. the scene in "Lady and the Tramp" where the Siamese cats jump in the baby's cradle. I was also freaked out by the line "...and down will come baby, cradle and all" from "Rock A Bye, Baby.""

OH MY GOD, ME TOO!

I was a very sensitive child--I can't imagine my parents would have allowed me to watch half the movies on this list, considering that I found several parts of "The Brave Little Toaster" to be truly and intensely terrifying. The junkyard scene with the car compacter, the scene where the appliances are lost in the woods, hell, even Jack Nicholson as the mean air conditioner freaked me the hell out. I swear, I was like the human equivalent of Blankie.

Posted by: Haley at August 20, 2007 9:23 PM

emily, the childrens' book was "wait 'til helen comes."


also, the "beauty and the beast" television series from the late 80s terrified me as a child, but i cannot remember a single scene.

Posted by: cree83 at August 20, 2007 9:30 PM

Darth Vader
Frank Langella in "Love at First Bite"
The Mickey D's commercial with the French Fry Guys
The Neverending Story
The little pod people getting their "essence" sucked out in the Dark Crystal

Posted by: scullynyc at August 20, 2007 9:53 PM

I can't believe I forgot about this one, but the thing that freaked me out as a kid was a Very Special Episode of "All in the Family" where Edith almost got raped. A guy talked his way into the house while Edith was alone, tied her up, and was about to rape her when they smelled something burning in the kitchen. They went into the kitchen where Edith pulled a cake out of the oven and shoved it in they guy's face, burning him and allowing her to run over to the neighbor's house. It was a two-part episode but I was so freaked out I never watched the show again.

Posted by: cubicalgirl at August 20, 2007 10:03 PM

Last year when I was working on some administrative tasks at work I ran across someone named 'Zeke.' The name made me shudder and I couldn't figure out why. A couple nights later it occurred to me that this was the result of a show on Nickelodeon about one "Zeke the Plumber."

Having watched the show from between spindles on the stairwell at the baby sitters way after my bedtime, it scared the crap out of me. I knew I spent a long time in front of the television watching Salute Your Shorts but apparently that episode with the damn freaky plumber and his red pock-marked nose stuck with me to this day.

Posted by: Jess at August 20, 2007 10:06 PM

I was not allowed scary movies or TV as a child. Consequently, horror flicks freak me out pretty badly now. No tolerance. So most of my childhood traumas came from books. Sixth grade was particularly bad. I managed to get my hands on a lot of 'adult' novels that year - trashy ones, mostly without redeeming value. My first exposure to Stephen King happened that year, I'm pretty sure. But the one I really remember scaring me was by some hack writer with scads of novels to her name, a formulaic thriller that even at that age I was dimly aware was NO GOOD, entitled "Where the Girls Are" or "Where are the Girls?" I thankfully can't remember title or author at this point. Story revolved around the kidnap/rape/murder of a young girl. I remember being terrified because she was younger than I was, and this at an age when I still truly considered boys to be 'icky.' And to make it worse, I couldn't talk to my mom about it because I'd borrowed the book from someone at school and KNEW it wasn't something I should be reading, and had diligently hidden it from my parents. I was physically ill for awhile afterwards. To this day, movies/books that disturb me to that extent will make me sick.

Posted by: lunabelle at August 20, 2007 10:08 PM

I was very small (maybe 3) when I saw Child's Play 2 (older siblings are to blame I can only assume), and had horrific nightmares for months afterwards. It didn't help that I had a doll which resembled Chucky to a disturbing degree (although it was meant to be a girl doll). I refused throughout my entire childhood to have that doll stay in the room with me as I slept, and would always put her out in the hallway before going to bed.

I was also terrified of the theme music from Unsolved Mysteries, and it still gives me chills to this day. I used to plug my ears whenever my parents were watching the show because I could hear it all the way up in my bedroom from downstairs. Scary!

Posted by: Marg at August 20, 2007 10:14 PM

I was a puss as a young girl as well. Lessee here,
1. Poltergeist. That's the one where Craig T. Nelson drinks down the worm that comes back up, right? That was back in the day when the pop bottles were glass and we returned them for the money when we bought more. Anyway, I couldn't drink anything that I couldn't see through for a loooong time. Also, the whole clown doll choking the kid thing. Jebus.

2. Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Thanks HBO, thanks so much for showing this movie forty times a day everyday when I was younger. I was already terrified of clowns, but I watched it anyway. I was so afraid that the next knock on the door would be one of those asshat clowns and I would be a cotton candy corpse beverage.

3. Previews for Hellraiser movies, not an actual movie, just the previews.

4. Okay, this is reaaaalllly stupid, but I was afraid that Sloth from The Goonies would emerge from under my bed and put his deformed face really close to mine and yell "Heeeyyyy yooooouuuu guuuuuuyyyys!". Does that make me a jerk?

Posted by: Dangle McGee at August 20, 2007 10:16 PM

First one that comes to mind is the Never Ending Story. Specifically that bit where the horse drowned in the quicksand. Oh man, that just shattered me. I once watched it at a friends house and "casually" left the room for the 20 minutes surrounding that scene.

Stand By Me used to scare the hell out of me, too. I'm not really sure why. And Gremlins scarred me for life, I'm pretty sure. I still hate getting out of bed in the middle of the night because of my fear that one of them would grab me from under the bed.

Wow, good times.

Posted by: ife at August 20, 2007 10:23 PM

Does anyone remember the show Ghostwriter? I think it was on pbs.

Anyway. The month-long series of Ghostwriter episodes about the "bubblegum monster" where the kids were inspired by a creepy-ass puppet and started writing a story about it and then the puppet came to life in real life and did the things in the story.

The bubblegum monster would cover you in bubblegum and you'd get stuck and presumably die.

It gave me nightmares for two months

Posted by: Sammmmmmm at August 20, 2007 10:27 PM

AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON
I never got past the first five minutes - ever.
Plus, the Creepshow episode where all the teenagers get stuck on a pontoon in the middle of a lake and eventually all get eaten by a big floating blob. *shiver*

Posted by: mimster at August 20, 2007 10:34 PM

Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom -- STILL too terrified to watch Kate Capshaw try to act -- I mean the volcano sacrifice/heart-ripping scene!

And all of that fantasy shit: Never Ending Story, The Dark Crystal, fucking Krull. Oh yeah, can't wait to go to sleep now.....thanks Pajiba.

Posted by: Finn at August 20, 2007 10:42 PM

Duuuude, I didn't even read all the way down when I posted......Boogedy! Yes. my sisters and I still yell "eat the eggs"!

Posted by: Finn at August 20, 2007 10:45 PM

Alright. I adore Kubrick as a director, but I'll be honest in saying that I had the unfortunate experience of witnessing The Shining at a rather early age.

And, if it isn't the rushing torrents worth of blood flooding hotel hallways, the scene I am most horrified by (to this day) is the scene wherein Nicholson hallucinates a woman in the shower, who then turns out to be an old and equally decrepit hag, her flesh boiled and seemingly rotting.

Nightmares for years, I'm telling you, of old women hiding in my shower.

Posted by: Samuel B. Prime at August 20, 2007 10:51 PM

Dr. Who. I would go through the TV Guide with a black magic marker and black out all listings for the show. Not sure why.

Posted by: enarra at August 20, 2007 10:51 PM

RebeccaD: WHAT were you doing at Rocky Horror at age 8?!!!! Don't get me wrong-I loves me some Tim Curry, but that's a wee bit young. As for my freakouts:
Creature Feature's opening theme
The '70's American Heart Association commercials (whoever orchestrated the music for those commercials was in the wrong profession-they were seriously creepy!)
and lastly:
Trilogy of Terror (particularly the episode with Karen Black battling an African witch doll).

Thanks for the memories-I think?

Posted by: Michael Nutt at August 20, 2007 10:54 PM

RebeccaD: WHAT were you doing at Rocky Horror at age 8?!!!! Don't get me wrong-I loves me some Tim Curry, but that's a wee bit young. As for my freakouts:
Creature Feature's opening theme,
The '70's American Heart Association commercials (whoever orchestrated the music for those commercials was in the wrong profession-they were seriously creepy!)
and lastly:
Trilogy of Terror (particularly the episode with Karen Black battling an African witch doll).

Thanks for the memories-I think?

Posted by: Michael Nutt at August 20, 2007 10:55 PM

RebeccaD: WHAT were you doing at Rocky Horror at age 8?!!!! Don't get me wrong-I loves me some Tim Curry, but that's a wee bit young. As for my freakouts:
Creature Feature's opening theme,
The '70's American Heart Association commercials (whoever orchestrated the music for those commercials was in the wrong profession-they were seriously creepy!)
and lastly:
Trilogy of Terror (particularly the episode with Karen Black battling an African witch doll).

Thanks for the memories-I think?

Posted by: Michael Nutt at August 20, 2007 10:55 PM

RebeccaD: WHAT were you doing at Rocky Horror at age 8?!!!! Don't get me wrong-I loves me some Tim Curry, but that's a wee bit young. As for my freakouts:
Creature Feature's opening theme,
The '70's American Heart Association commercials (whoever orchestrated the music for those commercials was in the wrong profession-they were seriously creepy!)
and lastly:
Trilogy of Terror (particularly the episode with Karen Black battling an African witch doll).

Thanks for the memories-I think?

Posted by: Michael Nutt at August 20, 2007 10:59 PM

I've been meaning to delurk for some time now. Leave it to childhood fears to get me talking.

Word on The Unsolved Mystery fear, but that fear seems much more rational, even if the compulsion to watch the show despite the fact that I knew it was going to scare the crap out of me was not.

Also, word on Return to Oz. I was older elementary school when I watched that, and I happily don't remember many details of the plot, but it severely wigged me out.

My young childhood memories are few and far between, but I have a distinct recollection of needing to hide behind my parents during some portion of a Care Bears movie involving a carnival. Irrational, but I like to think I was perceptive enough to be scared of carnies before I really knew what one was. Then again, maybe that is what led to my carnyphobia.

I both loved and feared The Dark Crystal. The Skeksis were about the scariest thing I could imagine, and the entire movie was scary to me inasmuch as live action puppets are freaktastic. Cue fear of marionettes and see also: Gremlins, Labyrinth, The Never Ending Story.

What else? Polydactylism is forever evil in my mind thanks to the six-fingered man in The Princess Bride, David Bowie and his excessive eye makeup freaked me out in Labyrinth, and Queen Bavmorda in Willow scared the shit out of me.

I vividly remember the day the action figure of Emperor Palpatine arrived in the mailbox. That dude scared the crap out of me, and it was some time before I was brave enough to actually touch him, even in inanimate plasticized form. In related news, although I loved Yoda in the movie and as an action figure, it was only on days when I summoned all of my bravery that I was able to put the plastic orange snake around his neck while playing with him.

The Fox and the Hound, The LIttle Princess, and The Neverending Story both caused childhood freakouts of the emotional variety. Even though all had parts that were scary to me, the emotional torture therein superceded any fear.

Posted by: jodiethelibrarian at August 20, 2007 10:59 PM

A mention of it in the "what was that movie" thread made me remember, The Peanut Butter Solution freaked me right out when I was a kid. Something about the hair being used for paint brushed was just ooky to me. Maybe it was the guy using the paint brushes? I don't know, it's been awhile.

The Langoliers. I was eleven and I had just finished my first Stephen King book (Insomnia) so I thought I was all grown up and ready to handle the big scary movie. But the creepy little blind girl and the monsters that EAT THE PAST and cousin Balki as the bad guy were all too much for me. I think the only reason I stuck it out to the end was that, even then, I had a thing for David Morse.

Posted by: mandasarah at August 20, 2007 10:59 PM

i can't believe i forgot to mention mr. tumnus from the animated the lion, the witch and the wardrobe. i was conviced he would be waiting for me under every lamp post with that damnable flute.

and the goons from popeye. what the hell were those things?

Posted by: kelley at August 20, 2007 11:10 PM

I walked in on my family watching Psycho when I was maybe 5... On the shower scene no less...

Then maybe when I was around 10 or so my parents would let my little sister and I stay home alone when they went out... we would stay up and watch Alfred Hitchcock presents or something like that on USA... freaky shit for a kid. Wouldn't sleep at all...

Loved Unsolved Mysteries - until the nightmare I had where I swear to shit I was abducted. TWICE - exactly 5 years apart...

Posted by: Tereasa at August 20, 2007 11:13 PM

I'm finally delurking to post this. My mom took me with her on one of her dates to the drive-in when I was just a kid to see Carrie. I don't know if she didn't have a sitter and thought I would sleep through it, or if she was just stoned, or tripping- it was the 70's and she was really flaky then. I cannot stand any type of scary movie to this day. I don't think I was even in kindergarten yet, but that hand reaching out at the end scared the beejeesus out of me.

Posted by: gena at August 20, 2007 11:15 PM

Tanner - the sixteen birds song from the Hobbit movie is actually straight out of the book, Tolkien wrote all the words to all the songs in that movie (well, they're poems but you get it).

I am realizing now that the Return to Oz book I read was one of those novelizations of the movie and was also the only reason I was smart enough not to ever watch the movie.

And I have to agree that Little Monsters or whatever that Fred Savage movie was gave me nightmares for months that I was going to get pulled into some evil world under my bed - I vaguely remember a scene where he is pinned to a giant dartboard and one of the monsters is throwing knives at him. Gaah.

And one that still gets me (well, when I was 18 or so) is a bizarre Kenneth Branagh movie called Dead Alive. It's something about being haunted by a murder victim blahblah blah and a crazy guy with scissors tries to kill him and then falls on a giant statue of scissors and dies and I could not sleep for a week after that. It might have been partly that I had just moved into a new dorm etc. but I was digging out the stuffed animals that I smuggled to school with me because I was too old for them and I could not sleep for a week. I tried to explain the plot to my mother afterwards and she started cracking up because it sounds so dumb. But damn if it did not freak me out.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at August 20, 2007 11:16 PM

The Creepshow episode that several people have mentioned, where a group of people get stuck on a pontoon in the middle of a lake, is based on a short story by Stephen King FYI

It's been fun reading what scares others as kids, I totally forgot about Tales from the Darkside (thought I was the only sick and twisted 6 year old to watch that show late at night!)

Posted by: Be Adequite! at August 20, 2007 11:21 PM

This is easily one of the greatest threads ever.

Posted by: Rabb at August 20, 2007 11:29 PM

Last one, I promise.

I used to watch Wings when I was in elementary school every night (syndication) and I loved that show. But there was one episode where Helen hides in a bathtub for some reason and in the process overhears some business deal affecting Joe and Brian and as a result, they're able to triumph over the evil guys. To this day I always either a) make sure the shower curtain is open or b) check behind to make sure no one's hiding in there.

Posted by: Ben at August 20, 2007 11:29 PM

How about when Snuffy stopped being imaginary . Folks try to act like he was never imaginary, but I know the truth!

Posted by: ciji at August 20, 2007 11:32 PM

My parents tried to keep me away from things they thought would be scary, and instead subjected me to "children's" entertainment that was much more terrifying.

1. Thank you so much to the first commenter for saying E.T. I still can't comfortably watch it. That one scene with E.T. all white and dying ::shudder:: Also, it didn't help that I had all of my stuffed animals arranged like the ones in the movie and for years I was so afraid one day he'd be sitting in their midst.

2. Ferngully freaked the daylights out of me. I was super nature concious as a child and the pollution monster was either too abstract or too literal, I'm not really sure. But all I know was that I was positive he was going to destroy the world and take me with it.

3. This last one is a video game that I don't remember the name of, but my cousins had it and I remember watching someone play it on Nintendo when I was 5. The point was to get from room to room by finding hidden doors. But the rooms would be filling with either water or blood. I don't remember if my mind has warped it to be body fluids. For months I had nightmares that I was trapped in a room while that was happening with no escape. Talking about it is even getting me freaked out.

Posted by: cashewdani at August 20, 2007 11:38 PM

Some asshat thought it would be a good idea to show "Psycho" to a bunch of 6th graders IN SCHOOL on halloween! Needless to say, shower time became a real ordeal there for a while. Mom was less than happy with the school system for that boner move!
The movie "The Birds" freaked me out too! I always felt like Hitchcock was out to scare me to death!

Posted by: Trixie at August 20, 2007 11:55 PM

I am so with those who said Unsolved Mysteries. I used to love that show as a kid, for whatever reason, but this one episode about a poisoning case absolutely freaked me out. I didn't want to eat or drink anything for a little while because I was afraid it would be poisoned.

Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2007 12:20 AM

The Disney cartoon "Alice in Wonderland". It was just creepy. My sister and I hated it.

Posted by: Ali at August 21, 2007 12:28 AM

First freakout - The Exorcist. Not the movie but the commercials. Must have been about five years old. Could not look at the posters, the TV ads, or listen to the radio ads. Even as a five year old, I knew it was pure evil. The theme music scares the shit out of me. Never seen the movie, never will.

Second and third and most horrifying freakouts - Benji and some random TV movie about pioneers. Saw Benji at the movies with my sister when I was four. Little dog tries to save kids and his little bitch girlfriend Tiffany from bad guys. Bad guys kick little Tiffany across the room and she slams into a brick wall. I thought she was dead (she was unconscious) and I cried and cried and cried. My evil sister and her friend were so embarrassed they stuck a straw in my mouth to shut me up. I gagged on it and cried some more. Later, I saw a pioneer movie where the family got caught in a blizzard in their covered wagon; the man left to get help and the pregnant mother got under the wagon with the children to keep them warm. They all froze to death. I cried and cried and cried. The imps of satan, a.k.a my two older brothers and sister, all laughed at me for crying at this heartbreaking tragedy. It would take about 20 years before I could cry at a movie again. Damn you, The Color Purple.

Fourth freakout - Gene Simmons from KISS in full make-up with fake blood dripping from his mouth(didn't know it was fake then - I was six). Not scary now but then it scared the shit out of me.

Fifth freakout - Twisted Sister video for "Were Not Gonna Take It". Fell asleep on sofa. Woke up to MTV (when they played videos) showing Dee Snider in full-on evil clown make-up and blond spiral curls. Scared the shit out of me. Still does.

Wow, that was fun and cathartic. I don't have to pay for therapy now. Thanks, Pajiba

Posted by: jen310 at August 21, 2007 12:54 AM

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. When they're going through the tunnel on the boat and it's dark with these flashes of lights but Wonka just keeps on singing.

Posted by: Bonasi at August 21, 2007 12:58 AM

I was scared of almost everything I saw when I was little, but a there are three things that stick out in my mind as the most scarring viewing experiences I've ever had:

1. Firestarter. My friend and I rented it when we were about 10 because we loved Drew Barrymore and spent the whole movie absolutely freaking out. There was one scene describing killing someone by breaking their nose and then the bone fragments would float up into their brain or something and I couldn't get it out of my mind for years.

2. An episode of "Are You Afraid of the Dark" where there was a haunted swimming pool. A little boy swam to the end and smelled something funny and got drowned by a ghost. And after seeing it, I didn't go swimming by myself in my pool for like six years.

3. The Brave Little Toaster. The suicidal airconditioner and evil mutant appliances and the sadist guy who worked in the store and the TERRIFYING clown in the toaster's dream have seriously freaked me out for my whole life. It's the scariest movie I've ever seen.

Posted by: claire at August 21, 2007 12:58 AM

The opening scene of Teen Wolf - the heavy breathing and echoing basketball bouncing on the court freaked me out.

Dr Who, I used to hide behind the sofa while my brother laughed his ass off at me.

I was a very scared child - the covers of horror movies were enough to give me nightmares, and the Count from Sesame Street? It took me years to get over him, especially the scenes where he was in his castle.

Posted by: eiluj at August 21, 2007 12:58 AM

I want to add IT and the X-files (episode "Home" especially) as these really really made me lose my shit, except that I was not a child when I saw them.

Posted by: eiluj at August 21, 2007 1:00 AM

God, ya'll are young...which means, I guess, that I'm old.

Psycho--age 12, home alone.
Halloween--at the theater when it came out. I was 17, but still had to sleep with the door shut and facing it (never had my back to it) for years.
Dressed to Kill--ok, I was 19 when it came out, but after that one, I had to sleep with a light on somewhere in the house for at least a year.

I don't know what this one was, but it came on TV and featured a crazed Santa Claus. It's Christmas Eve, and a mom has put her little girl to bed. She then proceeds to kill her husband in the living room. She rolls him up in the blood-stained rug and hides him somewhere in the house. Meantime, the radio is playing and there's a news flash that a psycho has escaped from the nearby mental institution. There's a scene where the little girl wakes up and mom has to comfort her. Mom's freaked out because she's got a dead body in the house that she's somehow got to get rid of. She tells little girl to go to sleep, Santa will come and leave her gifts. Then while mom is trying to figure out what to do with the body, psycho shows up at the window dressed as Santa. Mom is freaking out, can't call the cops on psycho because she has a dead body in the house. I remember the last scene is the little girl saying, "Mommy, Santa's here; I let him in." Or something like that. Completely freaked me out.

Posted by: Grace at August 21, 2007 1:18 AM

As a kid, for some reason, Hulk Hogan terrified me more then anything else I could ever imagine. This was when he was probably the most famous wrestler in the world too, and he was absolutely everywhere, even on my bed sheets. Some nights the image of him would scare the hell out of me, and whenever he would come on TV I would retreat into some secluded place and curl up into a ball.

Posted by: Ken Hart at August 21, 2007 1:41 AM

An American Werewolf In London. The scene in the forest where he's lying in bed and then suddenly opens his eyes!

Posted by: Carmel at August 21, 2007 2:08 AM

Something by Ray Bradbury, made for TV. I can't even remember exactly what it was, but I've had a total fear of all things Ray Bradbury since.

That and the part of Fantasia where the dinosaurs start dying. Apparently I saw it very, very young, and screamed so much at that part mum had to take me out of the theater - it still makes me quesy to think about, and I'm not sure I've ever seen the whole thing.

Posted by: taylor at August 21, 2007 2:16 AM

I remember hiding against the wall beside the door and watching from the corner of my eye when Ursula was impaled by the ship in "The Little Mermaid". Scared the shit out of me.
And then there was Pinocchio and the GD island where the boys turned into donkeys. Why was this made for kids?! Seriously.

Posted by: Rebekah at August 21, 2007 2:57 AM

Scary things, huh?

1) The Cybermen from Dr Who.

2) Gmork from the Neverending Story

3) The Gremlins. Scarred me for years.

4) ET. Holy God, ET the EVIL TERRESTRIAL!! I still can't watch it.

Posted by: looneymoth at August 21, 2007 3:16 AM

The Nothing from Neverending Story, and the Sleestak from Land of the Lost. Both still kind of freak me out.

Posted by: Samantha at August 21, 2007 3:45 AM

I was ten when I first saw The Princess Bride, and have yet to be able to watch it with the lights out.

1. The Sicilian's crazy laughter and then abrupt death

2. Andre the Giant was a freak of nature that no child should have to try to relate to

3. Billy Crystal and his scary wife. Jews can be quite frightening to young girls

4. The rats, obviously

5. The torture

But the thing that gave me nightmares was the old lady who screams at Buttercup during her dream about the wedding announcement.

Posted by: Samantha at August 21, 2007 3:47 AM

AN AMERICAN TAIL. Try seeing it when you're 4, in the first scene when little Feivel Mousekowitz gets separated from his parents. I cried then, and to this day I am haunted by little cries of "Papa, PAPA!!!!"

*Shudder*

Oh, and that Ren and Stimpy episode where Ren turns demonic and burns Stimpy's stuff in acid was pretty fucked up.

Posted by: dede at August 21, 2007 3:56 AM

As well as many of the already mentioned things - Gremlins! Many Dr Who Villains.

Much of Ulysses 31 and The Mysterious Cities of Gold had scary moments that freaked me out. The gods were really really creepy in Ulysses.

Posted by: PyD at August 21, 2007 4:12 AM

1) Jaws. I am still afraid of sharks.
2) Salem's Lot (the original 1977 version) scared the crap out of me. I still get the creeps going in basements, and I'm 36 years old.
3) Poltergeist -- the swimming pools with the skeletons, and the scene where the guy rips his face off in the bathroom.

Not sure if this counts, because it was a book, but I read The Amityville Horror when I was a kid and it creeped me out, especially the pig that floated outside the window. I was afraid to look out the windows at night because I might see a pair of eyes out there.

I also had an irrational fear of seeing bigfoot. Actually, I still do.

Posted by: jvon at August 21, 2007 5:02 AM

Cosby Show. Rudy gets her period. Nuff said.

Posted by: vaskark at August 21, 2007 5:38 AM

I was a pretty impressionable kid and while I had chills through the usual things like Return to Oz, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal ect those scares paled in comparison with the paranoia generated by the following.

1. Ghoulies- Any one who saw it knows what I mean...the little scary monsters come up through the toilet. The. Toilet. I was terrified to go to the bathroom for months and I'm not just talking about my grandparents outhouse either. *Shudder.*

2. Jaws - Yeah yeah it's been done but thanks to my overactive imagination and large collection of books on marine biology I was convinced that I was going to be eaten by Bull Sharks if I went swimming. Why? Because Bull Sharks are both maneaters and able to survive in fresh water. I wouldn't swim in anything but a pool until I was 16..

3. Cats - Yeah...the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. I know there's lots of scary things about that show now but at the age of 4 it caused me to have nightmares for almost a year that Cat/Human mutant hybrids that happened to be purple (no idea where that came from) were trying to capture me and eat me. This fear was so bad I had the nightmare reoccur twice now that I'm an adult and I still woke up screaming.

Posted by: Ms. Parker at August 21, 2007 6:32 AM

Boogedy, or whatever it was called... Maybe 'Bride of Boogedy'... it freaked me out... BIG time. Twenty years later, and I'm still feeling a bit creeped out just thinking about it...

Posted by: sp at August 21, 2007 8:07 AM

Hook - that bit where they lock a pirate in a barrel and put a scorpion in there to kill him. Gave me nightmares for weeks and still makes me shudder

Posted by: complicatedjeany at August 21, 2007 8:37 AM

can't believe the ages kids were seeing the exorcist, seven, carrie etc!

HR Puff'n'Stuff - especially the forest

Wizard of Oz - the whole thing but esp when the house falls on the Witch (of the west?) and her stripey leg and witchy foot is sticking out

DISNEY everything
- was 4 when i saw Peter Pan (1953 animation) the crocodile terrified me - tick, tock - it was kind of first realisation that sooner or later death comes for us all
- a tv movie maybe called Child of Glass (1978) where some kids are trying to help a young ghost with long hair, mainly remember a lit crystal ball floating through the air
- nearly all their villains, Cruella de Ville, the ones in even The Rescuers... Disney stuff scared me to death from earliest memories until maybe 11. The Exorcist you say?

Posted by: rosie at August 21, 2007 8:41 AM

There was this episode of the Ghostbusters cartoon show where they had to chase the Bogeyman through dreams and closets. It was terrifying. Then I made the mistake of reading the Stephen King short story "The Bogeyman." I've read almost everything the man has written, and that story is still the scariest thing ever.

Oh, and cudos to the person wayyyy up top who mentioned the mini-series "It". My older sister let me watch it when I was 10, and I couldn't sleep for days.

Posted by: swimgrrl at August 21, 2007 8:58 AM

1) The Secret of Nimh - I second the poster above who mentioned the owl's cave of bones, and then there's the scene where the mice are frantically trying to escape from the thresher - very scary.


2) Arachnaphobia and Jaws - not a good choice for a little girls' sleepover party, parents.


3) I had to leave the room during the Princess Bride when Westley is on the Machine.

4) Some horror movie we watched in grade school (!) that had a deranged woman baking a Father's Day cake, and when her father wouldn't eat it, she smashed his head in with an ashtray screaming "Happy Father's Day." Nightmares for a loooong time.

This is a great thread - very cathartic!

Posted by: smark at August 21, 2007 9:13 AM

1. The flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz. I used to scream at the mere sight of them.

2. The puppets in The Dark Crystal. So freaky and deeply disturbing.

3. The melting faces in Raiders of the Lost Ark. I had nightmares.

4. Psycho and The Birds. That creepy feeling of being watched (Psycho) and a fear of flocks of birds (The Birds). The Psycho thing passed but I still get a huzz when I see too many birds together.

Posted by: MadameUgly at August 21, 2007 9:16 AM

1. The Garbage Pail Kids. I have no idea why. I watched Aliens at age three without batting an eyelash but the Garbage Pail Kids just freaked me the fuck out.

2. It. Clowns are horrifying.

Posted by: CWro at August 21, 2007 9:25 AM

1 The Black Riders in the Bakshi Lord of the Rings.


2 A big spider leaping up and sinking fangs into a neck in Arachnophobia. Still can't walk under a spider on the ceiling.


3 Mombi the headless witch in Return to Oz.


4 The shot of Charlton Heston's crewmate's dead face at the beginning of Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: Jen at August 21, 2007 9:43 AM

For some reason my grandparents thought it would be a fine idea to show me The Exorcist when I was 11. I left the room after about 30 minutes and retreated to a world of Care Bears. I couldn't sleep for about 3 nights.

Also, I vividly remember some sort of anti-fur commercial where models were wearing fur on the runway, and blood starting spurting out of the fur. It was awful.

Posted by: wealhtheow at August 21, 2007 9:43 AM

Amen to whoever mentioned the episode from Good Times where Penny's mother approached her with an iron. So fucking disturbing! Do they have those kinds of episodes on sitcoms anymore? It's weirdly progressive to introduce that kind of an element to a network show.

Posted by: Samantha T at August 21, 2007 9:43 AM

Sleeping Beauty with the witch turning into the dragon. yikes! That and there was this movie that came on HBO sometimes Killer Clowns From Outer Space...I suppose my mom might have monitored us more...sheesh!

Posted by: lyricalcatt at August 21, 2007 9:52 AM

Any scene including face-peeling: Poltergeist, V,... Ugh. However I turned a maniac forehead scratcher when acne kicked in, so maybe it was not really that traumatizing.

The waste container scene in Star Wars, when Luke gets pulled under.

Posted by: Jeff K at August 21, 2007 9:57 AM

I was born and raised in Poland. When I was 7 I saw the very beggining of Ghostbusters (the only thing I remember was a ghost face coming out of a painting and lava flowing through the sewer.) This was all in English of course and I didn't understand a thing. I only saw the beggining before I was called to go to bed and I was freaked out by that scene for years- I was never told that the movie was FUNNY. I still haven't seen the movie because just thinking about it creeps me out.

Posted by: Agent Scully at August 21, 2007 10:12 AM

E.T. for sure, but The Fox and the Hound is the one that scarred me for life. One of Disney's finest "Life is a bitch" movies. Nothing like teaching the youngins that life is shit early on. My mom and dad still laugh about the day they took me to the theatre to see The Fox and the Hound and had to leave halfway through after I began wailing and sobbing and shrieking uncontrollably. "BUT THEY'RE *sob* *gasp* FRIENDS AND THE DOG'S OWNER WANTS HIM TO KI-KI-KILL THE FOX! NOOOOOO!!!" etc. In high school when I baby-sat I had a ban on any viewings of that movie. Then, of course, the kids chose Dumbo or the Lion King and Bambi and it was tears (mine, not theirs) all over again.

Posted by: Sandra at August 21, 2007 10:17 AM

You people are killing me! I totally repressed that H R Puffenstuff horror. I WISH I could repress the revulsion and terror I still feel when I think of the empty eyesockets scene from Hitchcock's "The Birds". I gotta stop reading or I am going to need a xanex or something.

Posted by: Buttercup at August 21, 2007 10:18 AM

2 things:

The Twilight Zone. Not any particular episode, just the damn theme song. Sent me reeling and sobbing for my mommy every time I heard it.

The second was the Halloween episode of Shining Time Station when Percy dressed up as the Ghost Train, but you didn't figure that out until the very end. The opening shot of the silhouette of the bridge with the Ghost Train traversing it freaked me out so bad that I didn't watch Thomas the Tank Engine for a few weeks. Then I had a dream a few nights later that James' face hardened and started cracking off in large chunks, and that just didn't help at all. It was fucked up.

Posted by: madamz at August 21, 2007 10:23 AM

CWro--ewww, Garbage Pail Kids! I hated those too. They were disgusting!

Posted by: Kt at August 21, 2007 10:32 AM

1. The Electric Grandmother- does anyone remember that movie? I saw it when I was 4 and was so freaked out by the Robot Grandmother (I kid you not) getting run over by a car and dying that I still can't think about it today without wanting to piss myself a little bit

Posted by: MariSafari at August 21, 2007 10:33 AM

I'm just saying right now, but I was completely bizarre when I was a kid. I watched the Sixth Sense and Saving Private Ryan with disturbing enthusiasm, as well as other blatantly gory and/or horror movies that would have sent any other grade-schooler quivering into the corner.
But my weakness... was and still is extraterrestrials. I got so freaked out by the cover of E.T. that I never watched the entire film, though he, um, still haunts my nightmares. When I watched Signs at a sleepover, I freaked the shit out. I had nightmares for a whole year. Of course, whenever my friends got bored of watching the Disney Channel, they entertained themselves with me because I'd practically painted a bullseye on myself since the day I ran out of that sleepover. It was terrible--they fashioned and told me even more terrible scenes than even Shyamalan ever made. I knew they were all assholes, but my manic imagination tortured me whenever I was left home alone. Goddamn aliens...
And would you believe? Titanic scared me. I laugh whenever I think about it now, but watching people slide up and down a sinking cruiseliner was just too much for me as a little kid. Good god... The Exorcist wouldn't have scared me at ALL when I was five, but an iceberg nearly made me shit my pants.

Posted by: Shh at August 21, 2007 10:34 AM

1) Charlotte's Web.
I cried for hours after she died!


2) Secret of Nimh
All I can remember is Mrs. Frisby getting chased around by owls and lightning bolts. It's just a nasty memory right now! My dad had to drive me home in the middle of the movie, I was screaming so loudly!

Posted by: Natalie at August 21, 2007 10:48 AM

That episode of Davey & Goliath in which Davey and his "gang" get in a big fight with another "gang." Watching clay Lutherans beat the shit out of one another freaked me out.

Posted by: Me at August 21, 2007 10:56 AM

KT and Alabamapink-
I also have an irrational fear of vomit. To this day, if I think anyone is going to be sick, even in movies, I close my eyes and plug my ears. I can't stand the sound of it. Good lord.

As for movies, etc. Friday the 13th-Part II scared the shit out of me when I saw it at a friend's sleepover in 2nd grade. What were we thinking? I was scared to death for weeks.

Cat's Eye also scared the crap out of me. The little gremlin that sucked the breath out of the kids, the birds pecking at the ankles. Yeesh.

I guess I'm a bit of a wuss, because I am still scared of people being in my house waiting for me. Every day when I get home from work I check in the closets and under the bed to make sure I'm alone. My husband makes fun of me, but better to be sure I say.

Posted by: jillster85 at August 21, 2007 11:04 AM

i'm with ranylt, agnes of god is a GOOD one to be freaked out about, what with the angel rape and all.

this probably doesn't count, but i actually peed my bed after i saw it that evening: michael jackson's thriller video. just the thought of a zombified MJ coming at me made me tinkle. ARGH!

Posted by: smash at August 21, 2007 11:12 AM

i'm with ranylt, agnes of god is a GOOD one to be freaked out about, what with the angel rape and all.

this probably doesn't count, but i actually peed my bed after i saw it that evening: michael jackson's thriller video. just the thought of a zombified MJ coming at me made me tinkle. ARGH!

Posted by: smash at August 21, 2007 11:12 AM

I never saw Hellraiser, but I saw the box in the rental section of regional-grocery-chain pretty much every week when I was a kid (whose idea was it to shelve the horror right next to the kids' movies?), and had dreams of spiky-faced men coming to kill me for years.
Also? I was somewhat freaked out (though also inexplicably drawn to) David Bowie's gray-tights-wrapped package in Labyrinth. A friend of mine said the moment she knew she was a lesbian, at age six, the moment she saw the first hint of Ziggy Stardust's "Spider from mars"

Posted by: Kiku at August 21, 2007 11:14 AM

Large Marge.

The Banshee in Darby O'Gill and the Little People.

Posted by: Do at August 21, 2007 11:47 AM

Definitely for me it would have to be the clown from It. But more than that(way more) it is Watership Down. Everyone else that said it has it absolutely right, watching it when I was four years old(which happens to be my first memory) freaked me out so bad. Why would anyone make a cartoon based on that book. Obviously little kids are going to want to see it. and how the HELL is it only rated PG!

Posted by: Moose at August 21, 2007 11:49 AM

That Karen Black segment from Trilogy of Terror made me terrified to get out of bed at night to use the bathroom. I was certain those little bastards were going to stab my feet.

My dad used to work nights when I was little, so my mom would wake me up to sit with her if she wanted to watch scary movies. Thanks, mom. I'm 43 years old and still can't sit in a window seat without looking for a hairy critter ripping up the airplane wing.

My daughter used to freak out at the rat scene in "Lady and the Tramp." She'd watch that movie four times a week, and be sitting all bundled up in her blankie, eyes big as saucers, whispering urgently, "Tramp! Don't let the rat get the baby!". That was the worst of it, till my idiot ex had her watch "Jurassic Park" when I was gone one day when she was five. Every loud noise had her looking around for inbound dinosaurs.

Posted by: Wednesday at August 21, 2007 11:57 AM

lainie! i was completely freaked out by that posessed pizza-cutter girl...the edge of the cutter biting into the wood as she rolled it along the banister and when it runs over and severs the phone line...i've never met anyone else who had ever seen it. creepy.

more lacksadaisical parenting: letting me read whatever the hell i wanted at 11, 12...like John Saul novels about crazy women who torture teenagers who are trapped in an abandoned coal mine cos she goes into a walking blackout when the colorado wind whipped up or the one where crazy girl lures her friends into cave near the ocean where they are trapped for eons and she teases them by offering them sandwiches made of seaweed and sand...those books where just sick as fuck...but I devored them nonetheless and those images are with me now, 20 someodd years later. certain songs from that period (noteably "Endless Love") will totally trigger flashbacks of images from those messed up books like if I hear them in a grocery store or something. ick.

also: the myriad of 70's out of control animal movies..the swarm, yes, and there was one i saw at a drive-in about giant chickens...but mostly i recal a scene from one where the normal size ants start multiplying and smothering everything and the last survivors are holed up in a hotel room, stuffing towels along the doors (alas, to no avail) and they end up sitting together breathing through straws while the ants start to engulf them. shortly after seeing that gem ran running from a game of duck, duck, goose screaming cos there was an any crawling on my leg.

Posted by: mamaea at August 21, 2007 12:16 PM

1) The witch who popped her eye out to see things in the Dark Crystal (I thought the skeksie's were cool).
2) Artex dying in The Neverending Story (I'm still a little teary-eyed at that)
3) Carrie-when sissy spacek's eyes are bugged out and she's flipping out with pig's blood all over her...and the end scene w/ the hand coming out of the grave
4) The thing in the box that pulled people into the box and ate them in Creepshow
5) The Ted Danson part of Creepshow where they're buried in the sand and the tide comes up and drowns them
6) Arachnaphobia...'nuff said. I have a horrible fear of spiders.
7) The Fly w/ Jeff Goldblum. I've never thrown up from disgust while watching a movie before this one.
8) Something Wicked This Way Comes...the bad guy haunted my dreams for a long time!

Posted by: Helcat at August 21, 2007 12:21 PM

1. Oh my goodness...yes, the Sesame Street Sleeps Over at the Museum thing with the Egyptian kid who wants to become a star.

2. That 1985 made-for-TV version of Alice in Wonderland brought to you by Irwin Allen that trotted out stars of yesteryear (Red Buttons! Karl Malden!) and made them dance and sing in kind of scary costumes.

3. There was some movie called The Peanut Butter Solution - I think there were ghosts in it...question mark?

4. Unsolved Mysteries

5. Pinnochio...the part when they all turn into donkeys/anything having do with anyone being swallowed by the whale

Posted by: christina at August 21, 2007 12:22 PM

Holy shit, Samantha T, Rikki Tikki Tavi scared the bejeezus out of me when I was little! The cobra about to bite the little girls leg. It didn't help that I grew up out in the desert and there were rattlesnakes on our porch occasionally.

Also, WORD to the mentions of The Brave Little Toaster. I love that movie dearly, but when I was five, it was some scary shit.

Still not as scary as The Elm Chanted Forest, though apparently I was the only one who ever saw it.

Posted by: Blonde Savant at August 21, 2007 12:24 PM

Ok, yes, the Wrath of Kahn, and that scene in Indian Jones when the Nazis' faces melt, and dozens of other scenes from my childhood, but what really freaked me out wasn't a movie at all! It was a BOOK ON TAPE!
Ok, I was scared of the dark, see? And my parents got me this book on tape to listen to as I fell asleep, about a girl who was scared of the dark. And her parents tucked her in and kissed her goodnight and turned out the light and OH NO! A witch! And so she screamed, and her parents came and turned the lights on, and the witch was just a chair with some clothes thrown over it. So they tucked her in and kissed her goodnight and turned out the light, and OH NO! A skeleton! But the skeleton was just a lamp, and so on and so on. A few screaming/soothing incidences later, she sees tigers in the corners of her room. She screams, her parents come and turn on the light, and there are no tigers. But they never EXPLIANED the tigers in the corners. They weren't just a trick of the eye. THEREfore, tigers only come out of your corners when the lights are turned off. DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M COMING FROM??? This was the scariest thing, and for YEARS I was convinced that tigers would come out of my corners in the dark, and my bed had to be placed in the center of the room.

Posted by: raych at August 21, 2007 12:25 PM

Ok, yes, the Wrath of Kahn, and that scene in Indian Jones when the Nazis' faces melt, and dozens of other scenes from my childhood, but what really freaked me out wasn't a movie at all! It was a BOOK ON TAPE!
Ok, I was scared of the dark, see? And my parents got me this book on tape to listen to as I fell asleep, about a girl who was scared of the dark. And her parents tucked her in and kissed her goodnight and turned out the light and OH NO! A witch! And so she screamed, and her parents came and turned the lights on, and the witch was just a chair with some clothes thrown over it. So they tucked her in and kissed her goodnight and turned out the light, and OH NO! A skeleton! But the skeleton was just a lamp, and so on and so on. A few screaming/soothing incidences later, she sees tigers in the corners of her room. She screams, her parents come and turn on the light, and there are no tigers. But they never EXPLIANED the tigers in the corners. They weren't just a trick of the eye. THEREfore, tigers only come out of your corners when the lights are turned off. DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M COMING FROM??? This was the scariest thing, and for YEARS I was convinced that tigers would come out of my corners in the dark, and my bed had to be placed in the center of the room.

Posted by: raych at August 21, 2007 12:26 PM

Besides the obvious Jaws, which was not so much a movie as a life-changing event...

1. Watership Down. I can't believe more people haven't mentioned this trauma-fest. Years later I read the book and loved it, but I will never watch that movie again.

2. Twilight Zone, The Movie. The airplane scene terrified me.

3. Poltergeist 2. Obviously not the movie the first one was, but that preacher was a nightmare come to life. The tequila worm scene was awful, but the flashback to the people underground, with the preacher keeping them there, tore me apart.

4. I can't remember the name of it, but my teacher read a book to us about these carrots that had been contaminated by nuclear waste. I know this sounds stupid, but the carrots, when eaten, turned kids into these sort of zombies, and it was contagious. They were afraid of the light, so they only came out at night to try to corrupt the remaining children in the area. That book put the whack on me like no other. I woke up one night and saw what I thought was someone standing next to my bunkbed. I swear, I was so scared I couldn't even scream. Turns out it was just one of my stuffed animals. (Hey, it was dark.)

5. Another one I don't remember the name of. It was a TV movie, mid-80s, about a female therapist. One of her cases was a young man - quite possibly Kiefer Sutherland - who had been severely abused. At one point he tells the story of how his step-father bashed his little sister's head open with a pan. To this day I can still hear him gasping, "I could see Carol's brains!" I dislike the word "brains" just because of that.

Posted by: Todd at August 21, 2007 12:26 PM

"The Trilogy of Terror" from 1975 starring Karen Black.....without a fucking doubt....if you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about (the third story about the Zuni fetish doll.....)

Crimanitly!

Posted by: courtney at August 21, 2007 12:47 PM

There was this claymation version of what must have been The Nutcracker and the beginning explained how the Rat King and all his rat followers came to be. It showed some guy (evil, of course) flying around villages after midnight looking in windows and he passed over the ones with *sleeping* children...but the children who were out of bed he turned into rats!!!! Holy jeezum, I'm still not right.

To this day I still sleep completely under the blankets (even in the summer sans A/C), figuring if this evil flying man can't see any part of me, if I LOOK like I'm sleeping, then he won't turn me into a rat.

Posted by: TO at August 21, 2007 1:01 PM

wow!! I haven't read all the comments yet, but, damn y'all! We're a fucked up bunch!

My first one happened when I was about 3. I got up out of bed late one night and my much older siblings were watching the local, late-night horror movie, hosted by Sammy Terry. I stood there, staring at the black and white screen, while this GHOUL rose up out of a COFFIN and starting laughing the creepiest fucking laugh you have ever heard. I screamed my tiny toddler brain out and woke up everyone in our apartment building. Later, I was a big fan, but that night I literally shit in my pants.

Second, is the damned Abomidable Snowman from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. He would roar and bare those felt teeth and I would hide behind the freaking couch. Yet, my parents made us watch it every year. Thanks, Mom and Dad.

And, for the other X-Files freaks out there, as an adult, this has probably freaked me out more than anything....the episode, "Home," with the Peacock clan....jesus, I went around and checked all the locks on my doors after that.

Oh, and some video for home smoke detectors, when they first came out? This guy was selling them door to door, and I was spending the night at my brother's fiancee's house. She invites him in and he sets up this screen and starts to show this video about how this whole family could have been saved if they had a smoke detector. It went into horrible detail about their deaths...I particularly remember there were twins, and the one on top died of smoke inhalation, and the one on bottom died with, like, 4000 lbs of pressure pushing down on him from heat....and just when he finishes all these details, he sets off the frickin' alarm. Scared the hell out of me, and we didn't see my sis-in-law to be's cat or dog for 3 days. Really, really cruel.

And, I hate clowns. There, I said it.

Posted by: dammitjanet at August 21, 2007 1:10 PM

1. Judge Doom definitely in WFRR. That part when he says "Just like THIIIIISSSS!!!" and his voice goes up about a thousand octaves...
2. Large Marge. I don't even care. I couldn't watch the Large Marge seen in Pee Wee's Big Adventure for YEARS.
3. Witchboard. Yes, the entire movie.
4. Thanks to the movie "Lady in White" I spent years afraid of the song "Have You Ever Seen a Dream" (sung or whistled) That movie also made me scared of closets.

Posted by: Anne at August 21, 2007 1:13 PM

This is the first time I've posted, this subject was just too good! When I was a little girl there was this fake documentary called "Incident at Loon Lake" or something, about these people having a party and they get abducted by aliens. It was shot with a camcorder so it looked real. I happen to live on Loon Lake at the time and I was scared shitless. To this day I can't sleep in my house alone without being convinced they are coming for me.


I frickin hate E.T. When the government comes to get him and wrap him in the plastic stuff, my God I almost died.

My freak out moment was during fox and the hound. The Owl was singing about them being the best of friends, and apparently I kept bawling, so my parents had to take me out of the theater. My dad mad it up to me by taking me to see the last Star Wars movie.

My father mostly traumatized me by letting me watch the Creep Show movies on HBO. I remember one where this guy had a beautiful box, and when he opened it up this beast thing popped out and ripped his head clean off. I also remember the blob, in the other Creep Show movie, my friend had a pier like the one in the movie that we would dive off of, but I just couldn't after that. Stupid HBO.

Posted by: Nekomancer at August 21, 2007 1:14 PM

*scene
yeesh.

Posted by: Anne at August 21, 2007 1:14 PM

I can't believe I left out Chucky! My brother had a Corky doll (Anyone remember those?) and it looked like a brunette version of the Good Guy dolls. So of course, we were terrified of the thing after we saw Child's Play for the first time. Eventually we stole a knife away into his room and peeled the plastic "skin" off his face to make sure...well I don't know what. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Less so when the parents found out.

Posted by: Anne at August 21, 2007 1:28 PM

Does anyone remember an episode of The Twilight Zone in which the apocalypse has come and only a few survivors remain from the radiation? And their only source of food is canned food - some of it has radiation poisoning and some of it doesn't. And to tell the difference one of the survivors takes each can to the "Old Man in the Cave" who tells them if it's safe to eat. And eventually all the people revolt and want to know who the Old Man in the Cave is...and so they go to the top of the cave....................................

...and it's a fucking COMPUTER! AAAAAAAAAUUUGGHHH!

I'm no luddite, but that freaked me out for YEARS.

Posted by: sad in jersey at August 21, 2007 1:30 PM

1. Amen to Watership Down. I don't remember my reaction but my mother insists I locked myself in the bathroom and cried for over an hour after a rabbit gets ripped to shreds.

2. The Vanishing--NOT THE REMAKE. Couldn't sleep for weeks after seeing it--the actual abduction, and the ending. I still shudder when I think of it. Great movie but I haven't seen it since...

Posted by: vllach at August 21, 2007 1:42 PM

Salem's Lot, the movie. My brother and I were scarred for life and he wouldn't even sleep anywhere near a window ever again.

The weird alien puppets on Sesame Street that just went "beep beep beep beep." There was always creepy music when they came on and they scared me.

My husband somehow saw The Exorcist when he was about 8 or 9. To this DAY, he won't watch it and freaks if he even hears the theme music. Yes, he knows it's just a movie. Yes, he knows his fear is irrational. He still won't watch that mofo.

Posted by: Kathy at August 21, 2007 1:58 PM

Bambi. The first movie I ever saw at the cinema, and it gave me nightmares for weeks. The mother getting shot, the fire, the fight between Bambi and the other stag *shudders*. I had similar issues with Watership Down when I was a bit older.
The melting Nazi's in Indy and Jurassic Park also had an effect. And Poltergeist - because of the damn clown, since they scare me anyway. I've never, ever worked up the nerve to watch IT, and I doubt I ever will.

Posted by: zarahruth at August 21, 2007 2:12 PM

Cat/Dog scared the hell out of me as a child.
I think it had something to do with the lack of sky, or mabey just that it was a cat and a dog attached at the ass. I mean WTF?

Posted by: Brigid at August 21, 2007 2:16 PM

Ah, I almost forgot! On behalf of my primary school friends, I also have to mention Neverending Story.
I didn't go to a very big primary school, and one wet day, towards the end of term, they herded us all into the assembly hall to watch this film. It was all going pretty well until the horse started to drown in the Bog of Sadness or whatever it was called. Anyway, there were a few sniffles from the front, then a few more, then someone started wailing and it spread like wildfire! The room was a mess of screaming, traumatised children and the teachers were running around like headless chickens. Absolutely classic - and the best wetday entertainment ever for those of us who were about to leave primary school and were killing ourselves laughing at the back.

Posted by: zarahruth at August 21, 2007 2:17 PM

yeeesh! so many childhood traumas. I'm just going to raise my children in a cabin in the woods somewhere. Let them be afraid of bears and random tree branches like God intended!

As for myself, though I'm a fan of Trek now, the first time I saw Worf's Klingon forehead on-screen, I screamed and hid behind the couch. My tiny, child brain was convinced someone had molded his skin like clay and he was horribly disfigured.

In the same vein, that episode of Next Gen, where Riker gets sucked into a big pool of black alien goo, and he's clawing the ground and screaming for help but no-one can help him cause if they get too close they'll die...and he's just begging and being sucked under...GAH! just thinking about it gives me the heebeejeebees.

Posted by: bmg at August 21, 2007 2:26 PM

S. Pisaster--

Oh my God, the Scary Stories books. I had finally managed to wipe those out of my head and now here you are with them. The stories (mostly tired old urban legends) were spooky, but those drawings? I particularly remember one where this kid finds an ugly dog, and takes it home and is walking around with it until someone points out it's not a dog--it's a giant sewer rat. That one made me very VERY suspicious of chihuahuas as a child. Ooh, or the one about a girl who got a spider bite, and it turned out the spider had laid eggs in her face, and weeks later the girl's face EXPLODED with baby spiders? Yeeeegh. [Shudder] Those stupid books gave me nightmares for years.

Posted by: Siege at August 21, 2007 2:37 PM

When I was 12 my mom let my older brother and I rent IT at the video store. He made me watch it in our basement rec room with the lights off. I don't think I slept for a week after that.

"We all float down here -- you'll float too." That whole balloon in the sink thing as well as the clown's face showing up on the m-fing moon! I tried to watch the movie recently as an adult and it still scared the hell out of me. Stephen King is one sick individual.

Posted by: Leann at August 21, 2007 2:37 PM

I loved most of the things that frightened me: the Banshee from Darby O'Gill, the Skeksies from the Dark Crystal, the Gmork from Neverending Story, The Watcher in the Woods, The Gumby Show.

What disturbed me most was a cheap cartoon called "Bod" which aired during Pinwheel on Nickelodeon. My sister and I spent hours trying to figure out why it might be considered amusing or watchable, why Bod was bald and wore a dress, and why none of the characters had bendable knees.

Posted by: watoosa at August 21, 2007 3:10 PM

1.Who Framed Roger Rabbit? I can't believe how many people here shared this childhood fear!
I saw this movie in theaters when I was about 8, and I remember loving it until the ending sequence where Judge Doom starts to transform or whatever. After seeing the movie, I begged my parents to buy me a storybook that had screenshots from the movie. When we got home, I had my mom tear out the pages that contained pictures of Doom in that final scene. I still can't believe I convinced my mom deface a book.

2.Monty Python's Meaning of Life- this is one seriously fucked up movie anyway. When I was a kid, I was flipping through channels on the TV, when I happened to turn this movie on- the part where the men are coming to this guy's house with the intention of taking out his liver. Good lord, I watched until I just couldn't take anymore, changed the channel, and refused to watch any more of it. For years I had this memory of this terrifying movie where some guy's liver gets removed, and it wasn't till later that I discovered what it was. Thank god I didn't watch the rest of that movie as a kid. I saw it recently on DVD with a friend...and it's still one very very disturbing movie. I can watch any horror film...but this movie..i don't know.

3.Twilight zone movie- the girl without the mouth really got to me, as did Dan Akroyd transforming into some kind of monster at the end.

4. ALso- it's been said again and again, but Willy Wonka was terrifying to me as a child- I was convinced that these children had just been killed- especially Augustus in the chocolate pipe...yuck. And when Charlie and the granpa are nearly chopped up by the ceiling fans...that was disturbing.

I'm sure there were some others. Definitely "Tales from the Darkside" and "Unsolved Mysteries."

Posted by: Clio at August 21, 2007 3:15 PM

Most were mentioned before:

JAWS--introduced to the concept of being eaten alive at six, I cannot help by torture myself now with "Shark Week" and the like. ("Air Jaws" on National Geographic will scare the shit right out of you, too, by the way)

Underdog--anybody remember the beginning of the cartoon, where there was like this giant thing pounding through the streets of the city, and the voice says "Looks like this is the end!" I hid.

Rikki Tikki Tavi--Nag & Nagina, the cobras who have conversations about killing the little boy...yeah. My mom used to think it was funny to hiss "Nag and Nagina" at me, I guess to watch me cry, I don't know. She also used to put this ceramic squirrel in my doorway to keep me in my room because it scared me & I wouldn't go near it. Umm...maybe I should've been more scared of my mom than movies/TV?

Posted by: dubiwag at August 21, 2007 3:24 PM

Smark - You're "Father's Day" segment is also from "Creepshow". The part where the boyfriend is in the graveyard and the giant headstone falls and crushes his face is just one of the great terrifying moments.


I just remembered this one too---there's a halloween episode of "Facts of Life" that is a Twilight Zone parody. Toody (sp?) keeps finding everyone dead one by one. The worst is that she goes into Blair's room and Blair is sitting in a chair. They whip the chair around and Blair had been "Moussed to Death". I fucking freaked. Thanks "Facts of Life" for leaving me permanently damaged.

Posted by: Sh*t Sandwich at August 21, 2007 3:29 PM

sephorablue I'm with you on the horse sinking in The Neverending Story. I saw it when I was 8 and my sister was 3. She was fine, but I had nightmares about sinking for months afterward. It remains, to this day, the only movie to give me nightmares.

Posted by: Emily at August 21, 2007 3:31 PM

Don't Look Now scared me silly. Was only 8 when I first saw it though.

Posted by: DumbGrunt at August 21, 2007 3:36 PM

I don't think that my parents belived these two films would scar my young psyche ... I'm sure that they seemed to be harmless children's flicks at the time. I will never forget the depth of fear I experienced while watching:

1) Watership Down

and

2) The Secret of Nihm

Both are very good films with important things to say about human/rat/rabbit nature, politics and death. I have enjoyed both on repeat viewing as an adult. However, both had scenes that were the frequent subjects of nightmares well through my teen years.

Watership Down introduced me to the concept of death and inter-species violence for the sake of order. And scary rabbits (I had thought rabbits to be all fluff and fun up until then, whaddya know).

Oddly enough, The Secret of Nihm is one of my favorite movies now that I know it isn't REAL (ha), but I don't think I'll ever completely get over my fear of militant rats and their beady red eyes - I haven't actually seen a rat that wasn't in a pet store or owned by a friend in grade school, but you can't tell me that their eyes don't actually glow like that and that it isn't the scariest thing ever. That movie did teach me that animal experimentation can be cruel, so yay that.

Posted by: Lolo at August 21, 2007 3:43 PM

I feel kind of old but...
1. Puppetmaster. Those creepy little dolls.
2. Hellraiser. Saw it at a sleepover in grade school- terrified me for years.
3. Carrie. Made me scared to go to high school.
And may the Little Mermaid rot in hell- just scared that Disney comes up with that shit.

Posted by: niko at August 21, 2007 3:46 PM

Poltergeist. To this day, I am deathly afraid of clowns, toy clowns, and dolls in general.

Posted by: Forrest at August 21, 2007 3:46 PM

-the opening to "tales from the darkside" (i STILL can't watch it)

-the Gmork from "Neverending Story" (I would not sleep at night because i thought there were wolves downstairs, in the dark)

-"Poltergeist", in it's entirety. i saw it when i was 5. let's just say i was a very convincing kid.

AND i just want to extend a big thank-you to everyone for bringing back all of these barely-repressed childhood nightmares! My therapist thanks you as well!
*goes off to shake in a corner*

Posted by: Miss Beca at August 21, 2007 3:48 PM

1. Watcher in the Woods- Old Disney movie with Bette Davis in it. The premise is this teenage girl moves to a house in the woods with her family. She starts hearing voices and finally sees a blindfolded girl in the mirror who looks just like her. The girl is really Bette Davis's daughter who disappeared during a seance during a solar eclipse 20 years before. Weird and totally not appropriate for kids! I rented it recently and it is still freaky.

2. The Dark Crystal-- I know everyone was scared of the Skeksis, which were awful... but I hated those huge Beetles, the lady who took her eye out to look at people. I love the movie now, but it was a little too much for someone who loved all the Muppet Movies as a kid.

3. Nightmare on Elmstreet- we watched it at a slumber party when I was 6 or 7, as an almost 30 year old.. I still have nightmares that Freddy shows up. Sad, but true!

4. My older brother showed me Pink Floyd's The Wall when I was about 10. I don't even know what to say about that to this day (I think around the same time he made me watch Naked Lunch when completely freaked me out).

Posted by: Leslie at August 21, 2007 4:00 PM

1. Secret of NIMH, as mentioned above. I haven't been able to watch it since.
2. The oil monster/creature in Fern Gully
3. The Brave Little Toaster. Something about appliances coming to life didn't sit well with me.
4. There was also some My Little Pony movie involving the valley being flooded with some purple goo.
5. I similar theme to #4 but in a Raggedy Ann animated movie with some sort of monstrous female creature made out of candy/toffee/flood of ooze.

Posted by: Amanda at August 21, 2007 4:24 PM

There is a movie I saw when I was about five that sparked a three month stint of sleeplessness due to an either real or imagined (the jury is still out on this) insect infestation of the lower half of my bed as well as a lifelong hatred of insects. My dad was watching the movie while I was in the room, and if he had known how it would lead to me refusing to go to sleep for months I'm sure he would have rethought his programming choices. It featured a story about few guys who were visiting a charming village in... I dunno, somewhere third-worldy. The part that sticks out most in my mind is the village being attacked by swarms upon swarms of ants and the villagers being eaten alive and crawling up posts to get away from them. One of the guys, the fat one, gets eaten by the ants and the movie ends with his friends sitting on a cliff talking about what a great guy he was and how it was such a shame that he was consumed by the ants.

Does this ring any bells for anyone? I'd like to be able to put a name to this faceless horror, and maybe pick up a copy for my sister's daughter. I'd say a few months of her own sleeplessness should be adequate retribution for her absolute refusal to let me sleep with her in her (obviously) bug-free bed.

Posted by: Lisa at August 21, 2007 4:26 PM

I have been afraid my whole life of a movie that I saw in 1989 abut a group of settlers who find a child in the woods and invite her into the camp so they can raise her. The other children see the woods-child for what she really is: a monster child with burned-black skin and yellow eyes. She pulls the children away from the camp and kills then one at a time, putting their souls into trees. Eventually, one of the adults figures it out and cuts down one of the trees with a dead child's face etched into it. When he does this the child magically awakens and is alive again. When the rest of the burned-black monster people come and kill the settlers, two children escape by hiding in a coffin that floats down the river. Seriously, I need to see this movie again so I am not haunted by the monster-child's yellow eyes. There was a foley of screeching everytime there was a shot of the girl that still gives me goosebumps. Has anyone else seen this movie? What is it called? I thought maybe it was "Watcher in the Woods, but I was wrong.

Posted by: Claire!!! at August 21, 2007 4:29 PM

Todd--
I saw that Kiefer Sutherland movie--in my high school Psych class. Definitely disturbing. I just IMDb'ed it and it's called Trapped in Silence. I definitely remember the scene you describe--won't go into any more details in case that might bring on a freak out. :) I also clearly remember the scene where he is being bullied at a restaurant (diner?). Not as bad, but still. Ugh.

Posted by: tamatha at August 21, 2007 4:30 PM

The Labyrinth scared the crap out of me. I saw it for the first time at my cousin's birthday party when I was about 8 or 9. I was so scared I actually threw up in front of all our friends. To this day I cannot watch and now I'm 26. Wow.

Posted by: Lacey at August 21, 2007 4:42 PM

Oh man, I know I've got plenty of these (I was a big wus), but I can only think of a few offhand:

1) The scene in the original "Benji" movie where the bad teenage boys kick Benji's little poodle girlfriend into a wall and you think she's dead. I LOST IT. I was like 11 but I was screaming and bawling and couldn't watch anymore. My mom went and watched the rest of the movie to make sure she was ok and then made me watch the rest of it so I would see that it was all alright.

2) This animated "GI Joe" episode in which Cobra slips one of the guys a hallucinogen which give him 'Nam flashbacks or something. Scared the crap out of me as a 5 year old.

3) The bit in "Roger Rabbit" where the bad guy gets melted at the end (I KNOW I'm not alone in that one).

4) The majority of "Beetlejuice."

5) The scene in "The 'Burbs" where Tom Hanks (I think) has this crazy nightmare involving bees and BBQing people and I don't even know what else because I've repressed it so deep.

6) The creepy boat ride in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" when they're showing the chicken getting its head cut off and so on.

7) A lot of the stuff they showed on "Liquid Television" on MTV, including "Aeon Flux," but for some reason I kept watching it.

8) "Westworld." Hiding-under-the-covers-peeing-myself lost it.

9) "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." All of it.

My husband has one of the best ones, though. He has a crippling phobia of spiders (seriously--he's 6'2" and will kill anything that invades our house, except spiders, which I have to handle), and was lying on the floor (well into his teens, mind you) watching "Arachnophobia." He started tucking his blanket underneath him as he's watching, and he's totally riveted. His mom decided to mess with him, and snuck up behind him with one of those pronged pasta fork/spoon/things and touched it against his neck. He didn't even think--he spun around swinging (he likes to say he "hit her right on the trip switch") and KNOCKED HIS MOM UNCONSCIOUS, sending her flying over the couch. He didn't know it was her, and he wasn't thinking any sort of logical thing like "you can't punch a spider," it was just gut reaction.

Posted by: AnnArrogance at August 21, 2007 4:54 PM

Remember the "bore worms" in the Flash Gordon movie? Even though they never showed them--likely because they never showed them--the potential for what they might be or do to Princess Aura had me obsessing and losing my business.

Similarly, whatever ear thing Khan put in that guy's ear caused me (and my moms) serious lost sleep.

Posted by: Kerry at August 21, 2007 5:10 PM

Oh God, I almost forgot-- "Young Sherlock Holmes." My dad rented it for me when I was like 7 because I was so into the original Sherlock Holmes stories, and some cult or something was making people hallucinate until they killed themselves or died of fright or something and I couldn't handle it. I think that movie and the GI Joe episode I listed above are the reasons I have never and will never experiment with hallucinogenic drugs.

Posted by: AnnArrogance at August 21, 2007 5:22 PM

When I watched Jane Eyre all the scenes with the crazy wife creeped the poop out of me. I had nightmares about padded rooms and fire for a long time after that.

Oh ya, and a Donald Duck cartoon designed to teach kids about fire safety.....For about two years I constantly freaked out about burning to death.

Posted by: Katie at August 21, 2007 5:23 PM

That bitch from The Rescuers scared the shit out of me for years. I was only 2 when it came out, but what made Disney think it was okay for a kids movie to kidnap a little blond girl and then have some red-head torture her??? I screamed and cried at every red-headed woman I saw for years.

Posted by: Andrea at August 21, 2007 6:05 PM

that egyptian sesame st. clip is my favorite vignette from the show!!!

i had a very overactive imagination when i was younger so my parents monitered what i watched VERY closely. i wasn't that i would just get scared - when people were hurt or sad or died or life was unfair on screen i would be INCONSOLABLE for hours, sometimes days. here are the top offenders.

1. the news - a protestor who wrapped himself in chicken wire made me so upset i couldn't eat for 2 days.

2. trading places - i watched this at age 4 with my older cousins and didn't understand that eddie murphy was only pretending to be blind and crippled and so i cried and cried about how mean people were being to him.

3. watcher in the woods - the trailer. i was 20 before i could bring myself to watch the movie.

4. e.t. - the audio cassette version. i thought et had died and could not be calmed down enough to finish the story. i was 18 before i watched the movie.

5. large marg from pee wee's big adventure - nightmares...

Posted by: allee at August 21, 2007 6:13 PM

oops... i just about forgot the legend of sleepy hollow. the headless horseman terrified me but i was OBSESSED with the story and watched it every year.

Posted by: allee at August 21, 2007 6:15 PM

i was so scared of Alf that every time it came on tv i ran screaming

Posted by: chloe at August 21, 2007 6:48 PM

1.) H.R. Puff-n-Stuff, my kindergarten mind could just not wrap around Charles Nelson Reilly as a Drag-Witch. And that freaky talking flute...ack!

2.) If you're from Cleveland you might remember a long time ago there was a character on a local station named Mr. Jingeling, a creepy large old fat elf that was 'The Keeper of the Keys'...I thought that meant he could get into my house.

3.) That seventies horror movie with the ventriloquist doll that Anthony Hopkins starred in, I think it was called Magic. I think it is responsible for my aversion to dolls of all kinds.

4.) All of the Omen movies, to this day they freak me right out.

5.) Two words: Flying Monkeys

6.) One word: Clowns. I didn't need Poltergeist or Stephen King's 'It' to have a healthy distrust or fear of them - it was almost innate. My mom bought me a clown doll (double whammy) with a creepy plastic face for my birthday.

I dismembered it and buried it's separate pieces all over the yard. My dad found the head when he was mowing the grass, a squirrel must have dug it up planting acorns.....or did it?

Posted by: Clevelandchick at August 21, 2007 7:52 PM

1. "Poltergeist". I was about five years old, watching a movie on HBO with my dad one twilight in about 1985, and he fell asleep. When the next movie came on, I was too afraid to go near the tv and turn it off, or even to wake up my snoring father. So I just sat there and watched the entirety of "Poltergeist". Alone. In the dark. Not good.

2. The alien muppet things on "Sesame Street", the things that went "yup, yup, yup". Fucking hated them. They still give me the cold chills, and I avoid them even at 29.

3. When the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man dies in "Ghostbusters".

4. The salt vampire in "Star Trek".

Man, there was some fucked-up stuff on TV in the late '70's-early '80's. Is it still like that? Are kids these days freaked out by their own stuff? Or was it just that coming-down-off-too-much-acid moment in our culture about 30 years ago?

Posted by: Vi at August 21, 2007 7:55 PM

I can't believe I've only seen one mention of The Last Unicorn. There are so many creepy things in that movie, it's really hard to pick one part that is the worst. However, I think the part where the skeleton is drinking the wine freaked me out most.
Also, I didn't watch IT until I was in university, but it has caused me to come down with a fear of clowns. Thank God I didn't watch it when I was a kid. It was terrifying.

Posted by: Shauna at August 21, 2007 8:06 PM

"similar theme to #4 but in a Raggedy Ann animated movie with some sort of monstrous female creature made out of candy/toffee/flood of ooze."

Oh yeah, I remember that thing. It was all smothering and gooshy and "I'm gonna just EAT YOU UP" or something. Horrors.

"The Last Unicorn" was one of my favorite movies as a kid, despite the fact that the ending would make me bawl and, inexplicably, need to see the sunset that day. I just would not be able to stand missing seeing the sun go down after watching that movie. Had something to do with loss, I think.

I remember seeing previews for "Watcher in the Woods" and thinking it looked creepy. But there was another program that freaked me out, too. It involved a boy and a girl searching for something, and giant brown spaghetti-like monsters, and people turned into them. I have no idea what this movie was, but it was like a TV movie, and it was aimed (I think) at kids--like on Nickelodeon arounf '85 or '86. There was one shot of the boy and the girl paddling a canoe through what appeared to be a brightly lit white tunnel. What the hell am I thinking of??

I also hated the Fry Guys. They didn't even LOOK like fries.

Posted by: Vi at August 21, 2007 9:54 PM

Man, all this Fantasia hate! I LOVED the "Night on Bald Mountain" part. It was always my favorite part, even as a child. But I agree that the Mickey segment sucked. I can't stand watching it to this day, because it just pisses me off.

As for true trauma, Little Nemo in Dreamland scared the living shit out of me. The black nightmare goo had me terrified for years. I still haven't gotten up the courage to watch it again. Also, the part in Labyrinth when Jennifer Connelly falls through the hands into the junkyard creeped me out for ages.

Can we do this with books sometime? Because I've definitely come across more scarring books in my lifetime than films. Just a thought...

Posted by: kalexal at August 21, 2007 10:50 PM

...and then I read more of the comments, and saw people were already talking about frightening books.

When I was seven or eight, I got a hold of a huge anthology of Edward Gorey stories my parents had left lying around. Holy shit, son. From the alphabet of slaughtered children to the curious sofa that did...something to people, I was seriously freaked out. I didn't tell my parents until I was about eighteen, and then made them feel really guilty about letting me read it. I still can't read the whole thing without feeling uneasy afterwards. Damn.

Posted by: kalexal at August 21, 2007 11:11 PM

Hmmm...there was a movie I saw a little bit of when I was younger, called (I think) The Red Pony. Like I said, I only saw a little bit; it was on TV one day. Anyway, there was a scene where the pony was laying on the ground (I don't know if it was dead or not) and buzzards started to land around it and pick at it. The boy in the movie went to scare the buzzards away, and in the process picked one of them up. The buzzard proceeded to claw at the boys chest until it drew blood. Freaked me the absolute hell out.

Posted by: Cody at August 21, 2007 11:25 PM

Besides those damn Flying Monkeys I forgot to mention the WW2 Bugs Bunny cartoon with the freaky gremlin thing that was fucking with the plane.
I'm probably dating myself, I'm sure it has not been on TV for probably 20 years at least....I can remember watching it when I was itty bitty and I'm 42 now.

I also forgot that the original Hell House with the fucking breathing door and the loud booms freaked the hell out of me when I was 11 or so....the remake sucked balls even with Liam Neeson.

Posted by: Jules at August 21, 2007 11:28 PM

Okay, this is probably the least scary and most ridiculous scene in a movie to be tramuatized by, but here goes...

the scene in the animated Disney Cinderella where the two evil stepsisters tore apart the dress the mice and birds made for Cinderella, yelling "That's my ribbon," and "Those are my bows!"

I was TERRIFIED and refused to watch that movie ever again. I have no idea why. Because it was a crime against fashion? Because those cute little animals had worked so damn hard? No clue.

Posted by: MissMaddie at August 21, 2007 11:34 PM

Oh my god, in my last post I forgot to include this wierd animated movie about an Elvis-impersonating rooster called "Rock-a-Doodle-Do." Does anyone else remember that movie? Because there was a truly frightening evil black cloud/ghost rooster that scared me silly as a kid. Although I suppose the premise of an "animated movie about an Elvis-impersonating rooster" is scary enough.

Posted by: MissMaddie at August 21, 2007 11:41 PM

star trek's salt vampire... i forgot that one in my original posting, then thought of it as i was reading the rest of the stuff and saw Vi mention it too!

i STILL have to leave the room when that episode comes on.

Posted by: sconad at August 22, 2007 12:09 AM

The Fox & the Hound screwed me up, and so did Nightmare on Elm Street #3 (I think it was called Dream Warriors), Ghostbusters, and Beetlejuice.

I hated Fox & the Hound and I cried for hours. Oh, to be 6 years old and so very naive again.

Posted by: joann marie at August 22, 2007 12:22 AM

Y'ALL. "The Red Room Riddle". Scary-ass TV special, adapted from a book, I think, early 80's, probably, half an hour long. Two kids agree to go into a haunted house with this random kid they meet on the street, and then they get trapped in a bright red room where a glowing ball of light makes a humming noise and burns them. In the end, it turns out the mystery kid was actually a ghost all along. I don't know why something as abstract as an orb of light in a red room should be so effectively scary, but it sure as shit was.

Posted by: WadeCryBabyWalker at August 22, 2007 1:30 AM

There was this Muppets show (can't remember the name) I watched when I was really young where Miss Piggy got thrown onto a wall and crashed the whole thing... Yea it was so violent for a kid, I was in horror... Up til now (15+ yrs later?), I can remember it in my head.



The villain out of The Little Mermaid was scary too especially when she tricked Ariel into losing her voice and then turned human herself to steal the prince's heart, that bitch!



Whoever mentioned The Langoliers up there, yea those mouth-and-teeth monster thingies scared the hell out of me too.

Posted by: Keywin at August 22, 2007 1:57 AM

My parents took me to see Star Trek VI when I was very little and had to drag me screaming from the theatre when the Amblin logo appeared, so deep-rooted was my terror of ET. I would not return until I had made absolutely sure that he would not make an appearance.

Posted by: Darby at August 22, 2007 2:23 AM

1) jurassic park. all of them. still wake up in a cold sweat at night convinced that there are raptors in my room.

2) et. the creepy alien. the men in white suits. drew barrymore (all those dolls in her closet and one of them being et oh god the flashbacks he could be in my closet RIGHT NOW!).

3) neverending story. when the wolf thing comes through the wall. i'd give you more specifics (like names), but i only saw it once as a child (of 9 or so) and have tried to repress all memory of it since.

4) first horror movie i ever saw bits of, and i just don't know what it's called. all i remember is a boy and his father going up a mountain (perhaps to cut down a tree?), there's a scene with a woman dressed all in white in a house full of candles, the house eventually goes up in a flames, and someone is dangled off of a very, very high cliff. there may have been fog. i was 4. i still get freaked out by fire.

Posted by: kate at August 22, 2007 4:26 AM

When i was a little girl in the UK we used to have a programme on called 'Tales of the Unexpected'. The theme tune was enough to scare me!!!

Posted by: Neena at August 22, 2007 8:35 AM

The Large Marge in "Pee-wee's Big Adventure." Scared the bejeezus out of me as a kid. I couldn't watch that film again for something like 10 years or so, until I was in college.

Posted by: Ericeric at August 22, 2007 9:16 AM

There is a scene in 'The American Tail' in which large scary cats chase after Fival(sp?)'s family and he gets separated from them. I was so frightened for them and tortured by the thought of that kind of senseless cruelty that I had to run out of my 2nd grade classroom sobbing.

Posted by: Catherine at August 22, 2007 9:31 AM

Addendum:
WHITE FANG.
I was in an after school daycare thing when I was like 8 and the counselors took us to see White fang in theaters. I can't even remember what was going on on the screen..just a lot of teeth and blood and loud barking. But I was too scared to leave the theater and be by myself so I crouched behind the back row for the rest of the movie.

Posted by: catherine at August 22, 2007 9:40 AM

This was actually a book that ruined me for life. Wait Till Helen Comes. It gave me actual nightmares. I would sit up in bed at night terrified that Helen the ghost was going to lure me to a fire and kill in me in the middle of the night. I would then vow that I wouldn't continue on reading the book but the next day I would break that vow and read on. Big mistake. It gives me the creeps just thinking about it now.

And I remember the Egyptian Sesame Street and it freaked me right out as well. Scary.

Posted by: Stacey at August 22, 2007 12:02 PM

OMG how could I forget "Snoopy Come Home" where Snoopy gets a letter from his former owner Lila who is in the hospital telling him she missed him so much....he runs away from Charlie Brown (after Charlie Brown cuts his finger on a dog food can and blames Snoopy...)...and all the kids throw Snoopy a going away party and everyone's crying...That "No Dogs Allowed" song alone made me cry...and the only reason Snoopy went back to Charlie Brown was that Lila's apartment bldg said "No Dogs Allowed".....So sad for a 5yr old!

Posted by: courtney at August 22, 2007 1:01 PM

Large Marge from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." Still can't watch it.

Posted by: zac at August 22, 2007 1:21 PM

Oh my god, yes. Wait Till Helen Comes. Thank you. That book almost ruined my life. I was terrified, but I couldn't stop reading it. So I would have nightmares, and then climb into my older sister's bed in the middle of the night. And the next day she made fun of my in front of all her friends and my friends. That bitch. Fuck Helen too.

Posted by: Emily at August 22, 2007 3:33 PM

Okay... I know how silly this will sound but I was seriously traumatized by this as a child. When I was little (7 or 8) and Nickelodeon was brand spanking new, our cable company cut it off at 6pm everyday and put on A&E in it's place. Sometimes I watched anyway. Okay, so one day A&E was picked up in the middle of Monty Python's Holy Grail. All I saw this cute fluffy white rabbit attack a group of knights and bite of someone's head. I screamed bloody murder and never went near a rabbit again. At least, until high school when I found out it was just a silly movie. I am so ashamed.

Posted by: Fish Face at August 22, 2007 4:05 PM

Where to start. I was quite a fearful child, but here are my top three:
1. IT. Fucking IT. Enough said.
2. There was an episode of America's Most Wanted where they were trying to track down some arsonists. Shortly after viewing the segment my beloved uncle - on purpose - tripped the smoke detector. From then on I seriously contemplated stashing all my favorite toys in a bag so I could grab them on my dash out of the house when it caught fire which I was sure would happen any day.
3. Jaws. Yes, I was even afraid of giant man-eating sharks in swimming pools...Like I said, fearful child...

Posted by: Allie at August 22, 2007 4:06 PM

The naked lady in 'The Shining'. I could not bring myself to watch that entire film until way into my mid 20's.

Posted by: Candy at August 22, 2007 4:18 PM

Greg P...

I am with you!!!

"A fucking DISNEY movie called Something Wicked This Way Comes had this tarantula scene that freaked my shit out when I was a kid."

That scene scared the hell out of me. When the spiders started crawling up his sheets, that was AWFUL!!!

I also was terrified of looking under my bed because of that damn clown in poltergiest.

Posted by: lea at August 22, 2007 5:39 PM

1. Incredible Hulk TV show, with Lou Ferrigno (?) Vivid memories of peering from behind my grandma's couch, daring myself to watch the part of the show when Bruce was the Hulk.
2. Jaws fucked my shit up for a good 3 years, and I LOVE the ocean.
3. The Thriller video. That kept me up a night for a good while. I think I was 7 when I saw it for the first time.

Posted by: chase at August 22, 2007 6:41 PM

I had nightmares for weeks after I watched "The Nightmare Before Christmas." Something about the boogie man's nasty bug innards disturbed me greatly as a child. And I'm not even getting started on the clown with the tear away face.

Posted by: Manda at August 22, 2007 6:59 PM

Im bout to crack an egg of wisdom on all yallz....

2 answers to the question you never asked
The question being:

"Why are people that grew up in the 70s so fucked up in the head?"

I have one answer and two supporting links

the answer is fucking PBS


evidence A: youtube /watch?v=7v6r-_EFOjU


and

evidence B: youtube /watch?v=JIpm6M6ecBM


I think Im gonna start cryin these are so freaky


Hey PBS of the 70s, Fuck You!

Posted by: Jason at August 22, 2007 7:30 PM

1. when i was 4 in the mid-70s, my parents left me in the house alone for a few minutes to go talk to the neighbors. i was watching tv - what could possibly go wrong?

darkness was falling and quickly the tv was supplying the only light in the house.

that's when the teaser for larry cohen's "it's alive" came on - one of the creepiest teasers ever, maybe? if you saw it, you remember it - slow dolly in on a covered basinette from the back. music box lullaby. darkness couched all around the cradle.

then the clawed hand appears.

2. around the same time, i developed a keen fear of werewolves, thanks to an issue of spider-man. i recall exactly my first exposure to star wars, when on one sunny afternoon i saw a tv commercial for it. i was mildly interested until it cut to a shot of chewbacca, which hit me so hard i physically backed up from the tv - while sitting on my butt.

my mother, sadly trying to encourage my disinterest, said infamously, "that's right, matt. that's yucky."

Posted by: matt at August 22, 2007 8:13 PM

SMARK:

that movie you referred to with the "happy father's day" cake was CREEPSHOW. first of 5 short segments. probably the weakest of the lot, too. best anthology horror film? sure, it's not IKIRU, but as horror anthologies go, it's the best i've seen.

Posted by: matt at August 22, 2007 8:21 PM

Hmmmm:
1. the scene in "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" with the "child-catcher" searching for kids, with the big nose

2. The Legend of Boggy Creek,,,creeped me the fudge out about Bigfoot

3. Saturday morning movies from ABC, usually about magic, or creepy shit in basements

4. the werewolf/Halloween episode of "Highway to Heaven"--the mofo was supposed to be an angel

5. the person in the mirror that Jonathan (don't know his last name, I think Pryce)(but was a fat Dom Deluise like comedian) talked to, on Disney's Magic Kingdom Halloween specials

6. the creepy episode of "Twilight Zone," where William Shatner sees that monster on the wing of his plane

7. "Werewolf" the series

8. "Sleepy Hollow" movie with Jeff Goldbloom

9. the plague scenes in "The Ten Commandments"

10. kudos on that Sesame Street movie, unnerving to say the least, scared the shit out of me about ancient Egypt

11. Andre the giant in "Princess Bride"

12. the money grubbing anteater thing in the "Raccoons" cartoon (a Canadian cartoon)

13. the pods in the pools in "Cocoon"

THANKS for ruining 20 years of therapy,,,i'm a giant pussy!

Posted by: samson at August 22, 2007 11:55 PM

sorry guys, on the last comment,,,

the fat comedian was Jonathan Winters
on the Wonderful World of Disney, which whored itself out into the Wonderful World of Jonathan Winters, it was a Halloween episode

oh and the creepy things with bat like wings that dissolved people in "Beastmaster" add that one to my list

Posted by: samson at August 23, 2007 12:21 AM

when i was 4 or 5, there was a 3D "through the body" movie/exhibit at disney world. It starts with a close up of a woman, gets closer, and then goes into her body. for whatever reason, it terrified me, i kept my eyes shut for the rest of the movie after that

Posted by: Ro at August 23, 2007 12:49 AM

The jabberwocky scene in the '80s live-action Alice in Wonderland. My mom was kind enough to record the movie for me once when it was on t.v. and I watched in relentlessly, except for that scene. I couldn't even handle fast-forwarding through it, I'd always just leave the room while that scene was playing. Then, one fateful day, my mom happened to come into the room while I was gone and see the movie still going, and not knowing why I'd left it on, she stopped the VCR. A few minutes later, I came back in and started the movie again, expecting to have passed the evil jabberwock, but OH MY GOD!!! NOOOOOO!!!! My innocence died that day.

Posted by: ThatWeirdChick at August 23, 2007 12:59 AM

ok so for me it would have to be as a little kid i was 6 years old and we moved into this house. Now here is the freaky part we decided to watch the first children of the corn now as a kid i wasnt scared that much by horror movies but this one i dont care who you are would scare the shit out of you too. There is a scene where they are in a church and a guy starts bleeding through his nose and dies at the same time he started bleeding through his nose i started and obviously at 6 a nose bleed at the same time as in a horror movie and a guy dies of it did not make me a happy camper i havent seen that movie since and now i kinda want to see it again cuz im curious.

Posted by: Orlando at August 23, 2007 2:07 AM

Yeah, the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang frightened the shit out of me. I watched it again recently and it's still pretty bad.

And word to whoever said the Goons from the color Popeye cartoons. There was one where they tied Popeye down and were going to drop a huge anvil on his Adam's apple. The fuck?

Posted by: tommytimp at August 23, 2007 2:37 AM

Oh,
forgot to add:

1. the episode of "Buck Rogers" with Gil Gerard, where they have to go through caves to escort a diplomat (who can remove his head) to get to a city

2. "Piranha", the movie

3. any scene with Newt from "Aliens"

4. the witch/sorceress from "Sleeping Beauty", the one with the horns

5. the Alice Cooper episode of the"The Muppet Show"

6. the fucking synthesizer shit in "close encounters of the third kind"

7. the Purple Pie Man in the original "Strawberry Shortcake" cartoons

8. any Chuck e Cheese animitronic moving shit from the 80's

9. Sloth from "Goonies"

10. Original "Care Bears" movie, the evil that turns everyone uncaring!

Posted by: samson at August 23, 2007 10:51 AM

In PeeWee Herman's Big Adventure, when the truck driver (Myrtle? Agnes? Bertha?)'s eyes popped out...now the movie scares me in other ways.

I was also a little scared/intrigued by David Bowie in Labryninth. Take from that what you will...

Posted by: BethS at August 23, 2007 2:09 PM

Oh yeah, and that show that was on in the 80's, it had a guy with curly hair in a body suit with pics of his internal organs on it. I hated that shit, and they made us watch it in school.

Posted by: BethS at August 23, 2007 2:16 PM

Sleepaway Camp. Curling iron.

Posted by: pacman jonestown massacre at August 23, 2007 2:47 PM

Also added to my now 20+ list:

1. Brady Bunch episode where they think the house is haunted.

2. Someone mentioned the "Mr. Boogity" movies

3. old cartoon, bugs bunny, where a guy robs something, then hides in an old house where Bugs is living, Bugs makes it out that it's haunted

4. Bugs Bunny episode, with the "Thing", a giant hairy monster after him

5. Disney Halloween cartoon, with Donald Duck, they're trick or treating, the memory of the song in it creeps me the fudge out

6. the Burger King in modern day commercials, mostly for blatant homoerotic reasons

7. "Dark Shadows", the T.V. remake with Ben Cross

8. "Interview with a Vampire" where the Paris vampires are feasting on the naked victim

9. made for t.v. movie about an alligator in the sewar systems, remember the scene where it's prowling through the backyards, and the mother comes across her kid who flipped the clothes basket over itself

10. the "Creature under the Black Lagoon" when they did that fucking 3-D promotional shit in the 80's,,,,,

and the topper,,,,any love scene with Woody Allen in it....

I truly am a total pussy!

Posted by: samson at August 23, 2007 6:39 PM

The Punky Brewster episode where they get lost in a cave and all her friends get turned into laughing severed heads and skeletons and get dismembered and... Holy crap on a crap cracker that freaked me out for years.

Posted by: Eli at August 23, 2007 10:45 PM

'Annabel Lee' - a film short they used to play at the drive-in before the movie (1970's). Deep voiced narrator recites EAP's poem, woman is in a coffin which is being nailed shut. She is still alive and it shows the nails pounding into her skin as she struggles... and the subsequent bleeding. Then the coffin is set afloat on the ocean.

'Tommy' at age four.

Posted by: BaseballHeavy at August 24, 2007 12:25 AM

Damn! 471 comments! Okay, well, I'm still going to contribute, because I freaked out over many non-scary things as a kid.

1. Ghostbusters (Which I loved, but which also scared me)
2. Tremors
3. The Muppets movies (Still don't like them)

Posted by: Katie at August 24, 2007 8:06 AM

My dad used to watch old movies on Sunday afternoons and when I was about ten I happened to walk in during a scene in this old black-and-white Bette Davis movie called "Hush Hush, Sweet Charlotte" where this guy gets his HAND CHOPPED OFF in this lovely little garden gazebo!!! I walked in with him screaming and holding the bloody stump. Aaaahhh!!! I was horrified by that for weeks!

Posted by: DWF at August 24, 2007 12:51 PM

Zoom once had a "surgery" scene (early '70s) with a giant needle and a woman on a table. I believe they cut her stomach open with a giant pair of scissors, someone jumped out and they sewed her back up with the needle and thread. This was all done in that sped up exaggerated for comic effect style-like a silent movie. I ran downstairs to my mom, screaming that I never wanted to have children.

Posted by: bburglat at August 24, 2007 12:59 PM

My mom let me see a horror movie called "Burnt Offerings", when I was about 5 or 6. There was a crazy undertaker/chauffeur. I had nightmare about this guy for years-refusing to be upstairs or downstairs by myself for several months. The thought of him still freaks me out.

The ice cream ghosts in Scooby-VERY FREAKY.

Cried my eyes out when Snoopy didn't go home...

I was a very sensitive child...

Posted by: bburglat at August 24, 2007 1:05 PM

everybody i know who went to disney world as a child 10-11 years ago has a story about that alien encounter ride.


i was about seven and at first they use a cute alien and its all fun. but then they take you into a room and they strap you into a chair and all hell breaks loose. there was a giant alien and someone was eaten . My brother thought it was eating our mom, and i was crying so hard my uncle had to carry me out.

Posted by: ana at August 24, 2007 6:58 PM

everybody i know who went to disney world as a child 10-11 years ago has a story about that alien encounter ride.
i was about seven and at first they use a cute alien and its all fun. but then they take you into a room and they strap you into a chair and all hell breaks loose. there was a giant alien and someone was eaten . My brother thought it was eating our mom, and i was crying so hard my uncle had to carry me out.

Posted by: ana at August 24, 2007 6:59 PM

Apparently I liked to be scared as a kid. Whenever we would go to the video store I would purposely walk by the horror section. Even though my lil scaredy cat ass was never going to pick out any one of those movies.

Freddy Krueger totally scared me, he was always smiling on the NOES box covers. Earlier this week I sat and watched the Tales From The Darkside marathon on the Sci-Fi channel and the theme always creeped me out. The opening credits remind me of every back road here in North Carolina. I LOVE and own every episode of Are You Afraid Of The Dark, but some of the episodes were really creepy. I think because it came on at 9:30 on a saturday night, right when I was about to go to bed, some of the episodes gave me nightmares. Especially the one w/ Tia and Tamara Mowry where one turns the other into a lizard. I'm not sure why, but The Langoliers definately creeped me out. Probably why I've never flown anywhere. Also the Critters movie, Darkman, the Thriller video, The Prodigy's "Breathe" video, and there was some video that I can't remember the artist or the name of the song but there was this naked guy wearing a cop's hat humping a billy club, I kid you not! There was also a movie about people that could turn into cats or something.

The only thing that still creeps me out as a 21 year old is the Crypt Keeper. I kept having this dream that he was trying to kill me and he would climb up to my bed and wake me up and I would have to stab him or knock him off my bed or something. My brother and I had bunk beds, and I slept on the top bunk. I remember covering my eyes until the story actually started whenever I would watch Tales From The Crypt. So I could totally watch a woman's skin fall off in the shower while bathing w/ soap made from her dead husband, but a damn puppet scared me half to death.

I also remember watching scary movies (or sex scenes sometimes) and my mother telling me "cover your eyes Brittani". So even though I couldn't see anything, I could still hear someone dying.

Posted by: B at August 24, 2007 8:28 PM

Oh, and I forgot to mention my 7th grade History teacher. My god that woman actually made me make up a story that I had food poisoning just so I didn't have to come to her class. If you don't like children, why the hell would you become a teacher. I'm pretty certain she's a sadist.

During my 8th grade year one of my teachers asked me to send something over to another teacher. I walked by her class and the door was open and she was screaming at her students for not knowing who Venus and Serena Williams were. They were dead silent. I felt so sorry for them.

Posted by: B at August 24, 2007 8:33 PM

two things that freaked me out badly:

1. I can't for the life of me remember what movie this was. I just vaguely remember some details. I think some kind of invasive and contagious pest had infected just about all of humanity, and scientists/normal folks/some of both were running around trying to figure out how to stop it. The scene I remember that scared the shit out of me just shows an infected man completely letting himself go to the infection and his skin turns inside out or something equally weird and he just looks terrifying. After the movie was over, I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone, and I sure couldn't sleep that night. It was simply horrible. I wish I knew what movie this was, I bet it's not even half as bad now.

2. The scene in Fantasia with the demons. Fantasia was my favorite movie when I was a little kid, but I always had to skip over the sequence with the demons because I couldn't even handle it.

Posted by: Ana at August 25, 2007 1:44 PM

Cmon Pajiba readers, you guys missed the single most terrifying 5 minutes ever put to celluloid, yes I'm talking about the scene in 'Superman 3' where that lady gets snatched by the supercomputer and turned into a robot, horrifying back then, horrifying today........holy shit!!!

Posted by: David at August 25, 2007 2:40 PM

Return to Oz - the fucking WHEELIES. Seriously.

The Lady in White - scared the shit out of me.

The Boogeyman - one of the Sunday night "Magical World of Disney" movies that was on every week in the eighties. He yelled "boogety boogety BOO!" and terrified me for months.

JAWS - I was an insomniac even as a child, and my biological father thought it would be a good idea to let me watch that one night when I couldn't sleep. When I was 4. I refuse to go near the ocean, 25 years later.

Posted by: Nicole at August 25, 2007 4:17 PM

Damn, I completely forgot Pulse. Have you seen that? The two boys move into a new house (I think with their dad and new stepmom) and the house goes crazy, trying to kill them with electricity. The mom person gets trapped in the shower and the water goes to scalding, and she gets freakishly burned. That movie is the reason my sister refuses to use a garbage disposal. She stands across the room.

Posted by: Nicole at August 25, 2007 4:20 PM

The Black Hole, the first PG Disney movie, had me, at 11 years old a serious Star Trek and Star Wars fan, pacing in the theater lobby, too disturbed to go back in and watch more and too embarrassed to ask my dad to take me home.

The TV commercials for Cronenberg's Scanners totally ghouled me out.

And, of course, those damn flying monkeys.

Posted by: nepley at August 26, 2007 1:23 AM

My freakout dates from the late 70's Electric Company where one of the skits was a serial Spiderman feature. Spiderman had a somewhat consistent nemesis named Dr. Spock (whom I always confused with both the Star Trek character and child-rearing guru of the time). This Dr Spock often used measels as a dastardly bioweapon. I watched through splayed fingers from behind the wing chair in our family room because the cure for measles was being kept in a dark room. Darkness..a fate worse than death for a preschooler.

Also, does anyone remember seeing the Muppet Show on which Alice Cooper was the guest star? I promise it exists. The skit I remember involved Alice communicating with Satan via a diabolical looking telephone...flames, smoke, ominous music and whatnot. I'd love corroboration on that one.

Posted by: Louise at August 26, 2007 8:08 PM

I love my mother dearly, but you do not show your six year old The Wrath of Kahn late at night, especially if you're likely to fall asleep five minutes before that freaky-shit with the slugs in your ear happens.

She got what she deserved when I screamed, woke her up, and she tripped over the unfinished bowl of popcorn.

My mother was obviously adamant about making me a Trekky... she showed me the one with the Humpbacked whales soon after and I repressed forgot the traumatic and terrifying images of seeing Chekov and Sulu being mind controlled by slugs.

The funny thing is, she's terrified of HellRaiser, she saw the one scene where they found the kitchen all run over by bugs on TV, she hasn't been able to watch it since. That's why I got it for her at Christmas.

Posted by: the maljax at August 27, 2007 9:43 AM

S.A.M. the Super Automated Machine (robot) from Sesame Street! Does anyone else remember him? I think he had a washing machine for a torso and the door would open or something? I remember SCREAMING IN TERROR back in the mid-70s when this thing graced our TV set.

Posted by: ARLYS at August 27, 2007 12:37 PM

I was redonkulously oversensitive as a child, and was afraid of EVERYTHING.

E.T.? Check.
"V" the TV series? Check.
Large Marge in Pee Wee's Big Adventure? Check.
Gremlins? Check.
The Incredible Hulk? Check.
Skeksies in the Dark Crystal? Check.
The list goes on.

The first movie my mom ever took me to in the theater was "Alice in Wonderland" when I was about 4 or 5. The Queen starts screaming "OFF WITH HER HEAD!!" and everything goes all psychadelic and swirly and loud and, and..... I lost my head. Completely. I'm amazed I love films as much as I do after that experience.

I also have an early memory of turning the TV set on one Saturday evening to watch my favorite TV program in the whole world, The Muppet Show. It was a few minutes early though, and the station was playing footage of a KISS concert (probably the evening news). I was about 4 years old, so I took one look at these scary guys covered in make-up with sparks and smoke everywhere, and went screaming from the room.

Lastly, I blame many, many lazy babysitters for letting me watch stuff I just shouldn't have watched as a kid. One babysitter let my brother and me (I was 6, he was 3) watch an episode of Fantasy Island where people on the island are disappearing, but they can't prove there's a murderer because there are no bodies, and then in the final scene somebody builds a fire in the WAX MUSEUM (WTF?!?) and the wax melts, and there are skeletons of all the victims in the wax statutes. How can you be 6 years old and not lose your mind at that? It took me like 15 YEARS to get over my fear of skeletons. And that's only cartoon skeletons.....

Posted by: redgrrl at August 27, 2007 10:06 PM

Also, Louise, you're totally not making up the Alice Cooper Muppet Show. I own it, and now love it. I was almost as scared by the "School's Out" musical number with Alice Cooper and ALL the muppet monsters as I was by the scene with the devil. That Satan muppet was horrifying. Scarier than Alice Cooper, even.

Posted by: redgrrl at August 27, 2007 10:10 PM

"I have no recollection as to how old I was, but I'm pretty sure I was no older than middle school. I came downstairs to use the bathroom and the TV was still on (we only got one channel) and I saw one scene from Salem's Lot. One kid is flying outside the window scratching on it and the next moment the kid inside is dead and contorted.
Posted by: Smello at August 20, 2007 2:25 PM"


Ohmigod yes!! I was nine and they featured that scene in the commercial for the show, which means we saw it over and over at random times and it scared the crap out of my brother and me!
We then of course HAD to watch the whole mini series because of it (because we were twisted little souls), and then we promptly had nightmares for months.
Damn I still love that movie.

Posted by: Loob at August 27, 2007 11:20 PM

And The Omega Man. I had to ask permission to drag my sleeping bag into my brother's room after that one. But he wouldn't let me close the door and I could see all the way down the long hallway, and I kept imagining the freaks with the white eyes and capes, shambling towards me.

Posted by: Loob at August 27, 2007 11:30 PM

I love that days later, everyone is still re-living their freakouts. Cheaper than therapy.

1) Jaws - I was 7 and on vacation at the beach. My dad let me see this, and I refused to place a toe off the blanket the next day. My mom was going to kill him. I got over it, and now love the ocean, but when I went to Universal Studios in college, I was the official "bag-holder" for the studio lot tour, b/c I knew I couldn't handle the Jaws part. My friends still mock me for this.

2) ET - age 7 or 8. I was too young to understand the movie. I was cool with the alien and freaky pigtails Drew, but the scene with the guys in the hazmat suits had me screaming my head off.

3) Halloween - In 6th grade, our token cool teacher (music of course) decided to show us this flick during class. I remember staring at the VCR so none of the cool kids saw me being scared. So all I experienced was the slasher noises, Jamie Lee's shrieks, and the music. The teacher got fired for it, but I CANNOT hear that theme music without turning pale. The fact that there is a remake coming out is driving me mad. Damn commerials are everywhere!!!

And whoever remembered Nestor the Christmas Donkey and Follow that Bird, I LOVED those and am totally tracking them down!

Posted by: Cheryl at August 28, 2007 12:20 AM

I love that days later, everyone is still re-living their freakouts. Cheaper than therapy.

1) Jaws - I was 7 and on vacation at the beach. My dad let me see this, and I refused to place a toe off the blanket the next day. My mom was going to kill him. I got over it, and now love the ocean, but when I went to Universal Studios in college, I was the official "bag-holder" for the studio lot tour, b/c I knew I couldn't handle the Jaws part. My friends still mock me for this.

2) ET - age 7 or 8. I was too young to understand the movie. I was cool with the alien and freaky pigtails Drew, but the scene with the guys in the hazmat suits had me screaming my head off.

3) Halloween - In 6th grade, our token cool teacher (music of course) decided to show us this flick during class. I remember staring at the VCR so none of the cool kids saw me being scared. So all I experienced was the slasher noises, Jamie Lee's shrieks, and the music. The teacher got fired for it, but I CANNOT hear that theme music without turning pale. The fact that there is a remake coming out is driving me mad. Damn commerials are everywhere!!!

And whoever remembered Nestor the Christmas Donkey and Follow that Bird, I LOVED those and am totally tracking them down!

Posted by: Cheryl at August 28, 2007 12:20 AM

I can totally agree on quite a few of those movies already mentioned. I remember screaming and crying during ET, when he was sick(?) in the rain.... and thinking he looked like a featherless chicken carcass. Don't remember much else about it.... never watched it since.
Jaws fucked me up for life. I still do not like being in any body of water, other than my bathtub. I live 30 minutes from the beach, and it holds no appeal to me at all.
Gollom in the old Hobbit cartoon affected me bad enough that I put off seeing the second Lord of the Rings movie till it came out on video. By then, I was into the first LOTR movie, and just HAD to see the rest. But Gollum still made my skin crawl.
The video covers of the Ghoulies and Critter.... ahhhh.... and a movie poster for Squirm.
I vividly remember being in a video store and being frightened of the cover of Gremlins..... and my dad flipped the case overand said "Hey... look...." *showed me the WB logo* "Its made by the people that make Bugs Bunny".... so I thought it would be ok. I think I did alright watching it, until a scene where I believe a security guard is trying to get a gremlin to come out from under a desk. He's on the floor with a candy bar, and the gremlin bites his fingers. I flipped the fuck out. Took me years and years to forgive my dad for tricking me into watching it, and years to watch it again. Ironically, somehow I ended up with Gizmo stuffed animals, and a set of Gremlin books (with the little records!).
V scared the hell out of me. The reptile aliens just terrified me. Looking back, I feel bad for my mom, cuz she was into horror films and I was such a wuss. I would cry everytime an animal or little kid got hurt (physically or emotionally) up until I was in the 4th grade. Then suddenly I became fascinated with the macabre. And yes, The Fox and the Hounds, as well as Bambi traumatised me.
One movie that has completely scarred me for life, that I have not seen mentioned yet, was Funhouse. I only had a very vague recollection of it, I must had been very young when I saw it, I can barely remember it. But to this day, I will not go into a funhouse at the fair. I honestly didn't really connect it to that movie, until I found a copy of Dean Koontz book "Funhouse" and it all came back to me.
My 10 year old stepson thinks its hilarious that I will go on any ride at the fair, except for a funhouse. I even watched it with him a few weeks ago, for the first time it what has to be 20 plus years.... and it still creeped me out.... but it wasn't that bad. Didn't cure my phobia of funhouses though!!

Posted by: Chrysis at August 30, 2007 7:17 AM

1. I was terrified of the main "girl"character in the Dark Crystal. I still can't watch it.

2. In the early 80's there was a segment on Sesame Street where children chased after balls with a camara effect that made trails of ghostly children-chasing-balls appear behind them. I couldn't sit through it, every single time I had to jump up and run out of the room. Totally freaked me out.

3. An episode of Dr. Who where Stonehenge-like rocks wander around and suck the blood out of unsuspecting campers. The campers turned into dead rubbery things. I had nightmares for weeks.

Posted by: 1234 at August 30, 2007 3:53 PM

I'm with ya Chrysis, Funhouse is a very scary film!
I actually love it now, cos I'm older and into scary films, but if I had seen that as a kid, I would have been a serious mess!

Posted by: Loob at August 31, 2007 3:05 PM

My first freak out was when I was five and my Dad let me watch Amityville horror. He was a good parent.

And The Hobbit that came out in the 70's, the orcs grabbed the horses through the cave wall, and they were screaming. Jesus Christ I pissed myself.

And Watership Downs, mf-ing bunnies. Especially when Bigwig was being strangled by the snare. I now love the book though.

Posted by: Angela at September 3, 2007 11:26 AM

The Entity (1981) movie does it for me (Barbara Hersey attacked by the unseen and that thumping music). Also some farm related horror movies (Dark Night of the Scarecrow (CBS TV?) and The Curse - puss-filled veggies? (1987).

Posted by: Thomas Cwikla at September 4, 2007 4:05 PM

The "Chainsaw Scene" from Scarface. To this day I have to look away from the screen when the camera starts it's slow, methodical, diabolical crawl from Manny's car to the shower room of horror. Nice work Mr. DePalma...;-)

Posted by: Shane McCready at September 5, 2007 11:48 AM

The "Chainsaw Scene" from Scarface. To this day I have to look away from the screen when the camera starts it's slow, methodical, diabolical crawl from Manny's car to the shower room of horror. Nice work Mr. DePalma...;-)

Posted by: Shane McCready at September 5, 2007 11:48 AM

The "Chainsaw Scene" from Scarface. To this day I have to look away from the screen when the camera starts it's slow, methodical, diabolical crawl from Manny's car to the shower room of horror. Nice work Mr. DePalma...;-)

Posted by: Shane McCready at September 5, 2007 11:48 AM

Omigod, yes! That supercomputer scene from Superman III!!! I knew there was something about that movie that gave me nightmares for weeks but couldn't remember what. I just remember being mortally offended while walking out of the theater and hearing a man say he'd really liked the flick, but that Return of the Jedi had sucked. I still think that man's insane.

Somebody has already posted pretty much all my freakouts except:

There was an episode of the Smurfs where one of them either gets bitten by a fly or eats a poison mushroom. He proceeds to turn purple, get a mean look on his face, and hop around saying something like "Narf! Narf!". He proceeds to bite another smurf on the tail, and pretty soon smurf after smurf is getting infected and hopping around, looking for a tail to bite. It came down to a race against the clock for Papa Smurf to find a cure before the "Narf" epidemic wipes out the Smurfs. If I remember correctly, Papa gets bitten while he's brewing an antidote, before you know whether the antidote will work, and at the very last possible second the antidote wafts over the completely infected village and the smurfs are saved. Pandemics are so unsmurfy. That was my introduction to the concept of your loved ones becoming your enemies, a la zombie movies.

Posted by: Deanna at September 5, 2007 3:35 PM

I'm hoping someone will remember an episode from an old horror series from the sixties...
A scarecrow thing. A married woman and her lover conspire to kill the woman's husband...she's concealed the corpse of her first husband in a scarecrow. The scarecrow comes back to life and kills almost everybody.
This was truly scary for me as a kid...any ideas?

Posted by: John at September 7, 2007 12:39 AM

Anyone ever see The Bear? It was a real-life story of an orphan bear cub - sounds like a nice family rental, no? In the first 20 minutes, you watch the baby bear watch his mama bear get crushed by rocks and killed. The rest of the movie is him wandering around, certain to die. My parents and I watched this when I was about 8 - and none of us can handle it, even today!

Posted by: julie at September 12, 2007 4:46 PM

OK - Where to begin?
I think the earliest thing that I remember freaking the living hell out of me (my hair stands on end every time I think of it) was a cartoon that was carried on the local kid's show, the Magic Toyshop (Syracuse, NY; '60s - late '70s, I think). This particular short featured a family upstairs in bed for the night, when all of a sudden, there's a noise downstairs. What might be down there is being imagined by the family members, if I recall correctly. There's odd zither/plucked piano music being played throughout. Finally, the father goes running down the stairs to find out; the chromatic scrape of strings following his descent. To this day, some 32 years later, I don't know what was at the bottom of the stairs, as I'm sure I tore ass to get away from the TV set at this point. If I ever did find out, I'm sure a great many issues would be rectified.
Considering that most illustrators, designers and cartoonists from my youth (the '70s) were most likely high as kites, I was exposed to such a wealth of phantasm. Anyone?anyone?:
1)The sharks in "Hugo the Hippo"
2) The sneezing man upstairs/the snoring man downstairs from "Electric Company"
3) The man turning into a flying saucer from "Sesame St."
4) The orange singing "La Habanera" (Sesame St.)
5) Just about anything (Talons of Wang Chiang, The Crinoid) from "Dr. Who", as cheap is always scarier - to hell with CG.
Oh man! I almost forgot! CLASSIC FREAKOUT! "Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte" and "The Picture of Dorian Grey" AAAAAGGGHHH!!!!

Posted by: PatrisKatholos at October 20, 2007 10:48 PM

I don't know the name of the movie, but when I was around 7 or 8 I saw one that was based on a Stephen King story about a little girl with a goblin that crawls out of this little mouse hole in her room every night and sits on her chest while she's sleeping and sucks the air out of her. I had nightmares for ages about that happening to me, where I would wake up in the dream, see the thing, try to scream but couldn't because it had sucked the air out of my lungs.

Posted by: crazykitty180 at November 4, 2007 6:11 PM

when i got home from school my brother was looking at a spider in a container with water in it. my brother thinks its poisonous and so do i.it has a pointy white back, a black head and black and white stripey legs.it probly wanted a drink but drowned in it.i looked all over the internet but couldnt find the name. has anyone seen a spider like this or know its name.

Posted by: Paige at November 19, 2007 1:30 AM

I think the movie freakout that I can remember the most that hasn't been mentioned already is the Eddie Murphy movie The Golden Child. I was like four when I saw it, and there's a scene where he goes in to this abandoned house and there's a bowl of oatmeal on the kitchen counter, he dips a spoon into it and blood comes out of the oatmeal. Disgusting, I haven't eaten oatmeal since. The dragon lady thing also scared the hell out of me.

Someone else here mentioned the Alien Encounter ride at Disney. I can totally relate. I went on that ride when I was seven and crying so much that they had to stop it and let me out. I still get freaked out remembering that ride. There should have been an age minimum for going on it.

Posted by: KDA at November 30, 2007 2:35 AM