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1) First concert: Some country concert with the parents. First of my own choice: Ozzfest

2) First movie in a theater: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

3) First kiss: kindergarten, I don't remember the name. He was weird. I remember that.

1) First Concert: MC Hammer (unashamedly)
2) First Movie in a Theatre: Snow White
3) First Person Kissed: Dallas Ivey

Porn Name: Dallas Snowhammer
Actually, that's kind of awesome.

1. New Kids On The Block ( Hey I was 7!!!)
2. Ghostbusters (That I can remember)
3. This boy named Jonathan, I was at his sisters B-day Party, We snuck in her closet and smooched. He was also a year younger....

Porn Name = Johnathan New Kids, The Ghostbuster???? LOL

1) First Concert: Stone Temple Pilots with Reliant K opening for them in 1996. Reliant K sucked. But damn, Weiland was at his peak of sexy then. Drugs are bad, mmkay?
2) First Movie in a Theater: I seem to remember a Star Wars of some kind, which would have to be Return of the Jedi when I was 4. That seems about right.
3) First Person Kissed: His name was...um. Dave! Dave Something! It was on my birthday and he turned out to be a total jerkass stick in the mud. If I had a kiss before that, I cannot recall.

1) First Concert: Carpenters/Sugar Ray (The 14 year-olds' high decibel scream almost killed my ear)
2) First Movie in a Theater: Don't remember. It could have been E.T. as well.
3) First Person Kissed: Anna. After party of my first ever written and directed play. I was massaging her when she french kissed me.

First Concert: Def Leppard, Pyromania Tour. That is correct, sir.

First Movie in a Theater: Jaws. I was 8. It explains a lot.

First Person Kissed: Joy Banks, back corner of the skating rink, age 11. She was very experienced with the tongue on tongue action. [/Hobbesian grin] Yum!

(1) Concert: BRU Birthday Bash (local radio station) with Adema, Tantric, Lit and 311. Curfew dictated I leave before 311, my dad meeting all the drunken crazies outside (including some dude that offered him money to take his gf to the bathroom because he was too drunk to find it) was the kiss of death for any other concerts opportunities that year.

(2) Movie: Little Mermaid. My grandmother brought me. I lost my shit at the scene with Ursula trying to make Ariel a human. So I peaced right out of there. My grandmother couldn't get me back in, and was less than pleased about the "wasted tickets."

(3) Kiss: A fellow band kid at a birthday party in 8th grade. We found a beanbag chair and did it up, then awkwardly dated for 2 weeks. We didn't have much in common. I was grounded for most of those two weeks. My friends thought it would be funny to take pictures. Took a while to live that one down (those pictures felt like a leaked sex tape to my innocent middle school self). When asked what my first kiss was like, I described it as "slimy" and figured I must be weird or a lesbian because I didn't like it.

Ah, yes! The porn name. Let's see...Dave Jedipilot? Or Jerkass Temple Return.

Oh yeah, porn name: Joy Jaws Leppard. I'm lovin' that.

Forgot my porn name...Tori the Care Bear Spearfisher.

1) Huey Lewis and the News, 1991. Wanted to see NKOTB back in '89 or '90, but my parents wouldn't allow it...bastards.
2) Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, 1983 release
3) Guy named William, who had just prepared me a "margarita" that was approximately 7/8 tequila and 1/8 margarita mix. At the beach after high-school graduation. (Yes, I was an embarrassingly late bloomer, but my kissing career totally took off after that alcohol-fueled first time.)

First Concert: Jay-Z/Dru Hill
First Movie: Starwars: Return of the Jedi
First Kiss: Ebony Myers

XXX Name: The Ebony Jedi, Jay Myers

1. Supertramp farewell tour (parental guidance was necessary since I was about 10 years old at the time).

2. Christ if I can remember, Dustin, but the earliest one I'm sure of was Star Wars. The first one.

3. David McCallister; we were in kindergarten. First real kiss? Vernon Finkenstein.

Porn name: too easy, says Star McCallister the Supertramp.

I forgot a porn name...but I can't even come up with one with that mismash of information.

Here's my "real" one...with middle name and street I grew up on instead:

Harleigh Roman (it's the perfect porn name)

First Concert: Rush (All the World's a Stage tour)
First movie in a theater: 101 Dalmatians (the original old-school animation, not the Glen Close scenery-chewing version)
First person kissed: Julie Sprecklemeyer

Porn name: Dal Sprecklerush

First Concert: David Cassidy. Fuck you guys; I was twelve and I had a blast.

First Movie: The Sword in the Stone (a rather lackluster Disney pic). I was four. To say I was enthralled would be a major understatement. The next night, after supper, I got up and put on my coat. I cried when I was told that that was the whole story and there wasn't any more.

First Kiss: Oh, Michael. I was fourteen and he was WAY older and was the best-looking boy in the whole goddamn town, no lie. I still had braces on my teeth and didn't know how to kiss, and consequently kept my mouth open as wide as I could (and my tongue tucked out of the way). It must have been like kissing a bucket. (I learned better later on.) We went steady for the next four years, even after he joined the Navy and got stationed in Guam.

So...my porn name? Uh...Arthur Michael Cassidy? Or maybe Michael Merlin Partridge...

Manny=awesome xD

First concert -- KISS - Destroyer Tour w/Cheap Trick

First movie -- Cinderella (if drive-ins count; Mom & Dad were big on drive-ins)

So that makes my porn name Cheap Cinderella Kiss my Sister? wait a minute .. backspace .. backspace

1. Soul Asylum, Spin Doctors and Screaming Trees when I was 15.

2. First movie: I thought it was Annie but maybe it was E.T... According to IMDB they came out within a week and a half of each other in June of '82.

3. Not sure when my first asexual childhood kiss was but my first tongue kiss was Evan [Last name Redacted] at 16. It was awful.

Porn name? Screaming Annie the Tongue.

Marten Star?!

Manny, you are aware that that's a real name, right?

Porn name? Screaming Annie the Tongue.

BAAAAAH! The neighbours heard me bray over that one, Stace.

Doobie Brothers, the only one in town
Sleeping Beauty
Bob Brooker, and now he's a doctor, damn

Porn Name: Doobie Beauty Bobber

First concert: Smashing Pumpkins on the Mellon Collie tour - I had tickets for the day that Chamberlin and Melvoin ODed, but I wound up seeing the Matt Walker lineup in Chicago a few months later.

First movie: I saw Jungle Book in a drive-in when I was super-young. Either that or ET, as far as I remember.

First smooch: This girl Patty my freshman year of college. Yeah, I, uh, wasn't really ahead of the curve with the ladies back in the day.

First Concert: Spice Girls. Met my first transvestite. Age 12 or so. Could barely bake out their gaudy outfits much less garish makeup. Surrounded by 20,000 other screamming, crying 13-year-olds.

First Movie: The first I rememeber: Hercules, the disney movie. I remember because my dad was freaking out that we'd be late and out of seats and when we got there there was not a SINGLE other person in the theater. Literally. I have not seen a theater so empty since. Also, I was really into Greek mythology at the time and spent the whole movie bitching about the plot faults.

First Kiss: Preschool. I don't remember his name but we spent all our time together. It was hosted at a church so I'm sure I kissed him under the slide and got caught and got into a mess of trouble. I DO remember kissing this other boy in first grade because I wanted to freak him out. He was just a ponce.

Forgot my porn name:

Jungle Queen Carpenter...

or

Lee Metallibook...

First concert: Alice Cooper. The stage was a giant TV set. The people in front of us were smoking dope. It was the classic concert experience.

First movie: Can't remember, maybe because of inhaling the secondhand dope smoke at the Alice Cooper concert. The first PG-rated movie I saw without my parents was The Towering Inferno.

First kiss. Vicki. On the hill behind the school. She was beautiful.

So that makes my porn name Clint Bricknuts, right?

Hmmm, first concert was Oak Ridge Boys with my mom (Godtopus help me) but on my own, and when I had better taste (won't claim my REAL first one! ok, it was Shaun Cassidy, but I was 13 and had terrible taste, ok?) was REO Speedwagon, New Year's Eve, Indy. Y'all know who you are!!!

First movie? Went to a lot of movies as a kid. The first one I really remember being freaked out by was "The 10 Commandments." Sitting in the front row for that one will fuck you up for life.

First kiss? On the cheek, kindergarten, Stan. Real kiss was in the back of the fan bus, coming back from a basketball game at the end of my freshman year of high school. I was very naive. His nickname was "Weed" and he stuck his tongue down my throat and traumatized me for months.

Porn name? Uh, Weedy Speedwagon? REO Stanley? Commander Reo? they all suck. I really need a good porn name. Anybody have any ideas?

1) First Concert: Queensryche, Promised Land tour
2) Fist Movie (in theatre): Star Wars
3) First Kiss: Amy, which was strange because I was playing doctor with a girl named Trina long before then...

Porn Name: Amy Starqueen (starring in Trina's Promised Land)

1) First Concert:Jars of Clay in the 6th grade with my youth group. Wow that makes me sound like a big dork. I promise I have good taste now.
2) First Movie in a Theater: Cinderella, I think.
3) First Person Kissed: So I guess it was this kid Ian in the seventh grade at a party. I think we were playing spin the bottle. It was not awesome.

I really can't come up with a porn name from that. Ian Cinderella Jars doesn't sound right...Cinderella Clay Ian? I am no good at this.

1. first concert: duran duran
2. first movie: the apple dumpling gang (at the drive-in)
3. first kiss: i think his name was marcus

porn name: apple duran? marcus dumpling?

First Concert: NSync. Yeah, I know, but honestly, I was never into concerts growing up. I screamed so hard at the concert I lost my voice the next day. It was worth it.
I wanted to go see Janet Jackson's Velvet Rope, but I couldn't get tickets.

First Movie: Father of the Bride. Although I was 6, I felt bad for the father and started crying in the theater.

First Kiss: Also my first boyfriend, a sweetheart named Chris. He's still one of the best guys I've ever met.

Concert: Crash Test Dummies

Movie: Beauty and the Beast

Kiss: Travis Smith

Porn name (or killer band name): Crash Test Beautysmith

"PORN NAME: T.L.C- The Little Cunte
*shudders
Posted by: jM at May 21, 2008 3:11 PM"

AAHAHAH! Is it less shudderful if we pronounce it Cuntay?

...Not really. (I was just trying that, out loud.)

Toad the Wet Sprocket & Rusted Root
ET
Shauna Nixon

"Wet" Shauna Root, the Extraterrestrial Rusted Toad

Oh, this is fun!!

First Concert: Lynard Skynard/Bad Company (come on, I grew up in Louisiana + it wasn't the original LS, it was after the plane crash)

First Movie: Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

First Kiss: DJ Smith at a middle school dance to the song "Stairway to Heaven". No lie. DJ went to a public middle school and I went to a very small private school, so everyone I knew saw this. Needless to say, the boys were all a lot more interested in me the following Monday.

Porn Name: DJ Skynard, The Return of the Bad Company

1)First concert - Our Lady Peace, in grade nine.
2)First movie in a theatre - I know it was a Benji movie, so I had to check online which one would have come out when I was a little kid. Apparently it was "Benji the Hunted".
3)First kiss - Michael Wickenden. Both of us were five and it was behind the couch in his basement. My sister and his brother discovered us there and started to make fun of us, so we decided it would be a good idea to pretend to be robots. I don't know why.
So! Porn name! Maybe... "Lady Wickenden the Hunted"? I kinda like that. Sounds like it would be a freaky sorta movie. *Cue sexy music*

1. Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefers with my parents and their friends for my 10th birthday

2. Bambi

3. Shawn Wise in an alcove at the church

Porn name: Shawn Bambi Buffett

Socalled, I saw the Pyromania tour!

First concernt: Van Halen (cost: $7.50)
First movie: (in a theatre with a roof) Johnathan Livingston Seagull (We went to the drive-in every summer. Dumbo is the first movie I remember seeing at the drive-in. It scarred me for life. Walt Disney was a sadistic bastard. But I digress.)
First kiss: Sadly, I don't remember now.

Porn name: Panama Seagull (YOU come up with something better!)
I am so old.

oh I forgot the name...Michael's Spicy Beast?

Is it less shudderful if we pronounce it Cuntay?

HAHA. That's like how my grandmother adds an accent at the end of Target to make it sound classy.

First concert: Ambrosia
First movie in a theater: Fantasia
First Kiss: 6th grade playing truth or dare with my older sister. She dared me to kiss Tony Mendoza. Crushed on him all through high school!

Porn nam: Fantasia Ambrosia Mendoza!

First Concert: The Wallflowers. I don't even know what to say about that one...

First Movie: Last of the Mohicans. I was 7, it was intense.

First Kiss: A boy named Shawn who I was in pre-school with. He tapped me on the shoulder and kissed me on my cheek right before movie time started. My first real kiss though wasn't until high school with a boy named Chris who took me to go see Gladiator and then we made out until my dad came to pick me up from the theater. Hmm, I seem to put out when movies are involved...

First Concert: Ronnie James Dio/Twisted Sister 1983
First Movie: The Jungle Book
First Kiss: Tracy Paricek

Porn Name: Tracy James the Jungle Sister

"...so we decided it would be a good idea to pretend to be robots."

b, I find myself doing that in many situations, complete with "boops" and "beeps". It's particularly helpful if you want to be left alone or want out of a business meeting...

Porn Name: Nine Inch Bowie: The Late-Blooming Jedi?

Posted by: Bistro at May 21, 2008 3:31 PM

Once you make this movie, you will have riches farther than the eye can see.

First concert: Elton John 'Yellow Brick Road' Tour

First Theater Movie: 'Yellow Submarine' (bored the fuck out of me; I was 8 and couldn't wait for it to end)

First Kiss: My dog Sluggo, when I was 5... it wasn't pre-planned, just kinda happened (and yes, tongue was involved)

Let's not bother trying to make a porn name from that, 'kay?

Man, I miss kissing. Does anyone want to make out?

Posted by: DarthCorleone at May 21, 2008 3:36 PM

*hand goes up shyly* over here? haven't had much lovin' lately.....

First concert: Van Halen w/Alice in Chains

First movie: Jaws, I was 2 and it was at the drive in. First movie in a theater was Star Wars.

First kiss: Beth Ann...something. We were 7 and "playing doctor". At one point I had to hide in her closet, sans clothes, because her mother unexpectedly came in the room. That was a terrifying 30 seconds that felt like 30 years.

hey s. pisaster--I live down the street from the Emerson. Sadly I've only seen movies there.

First concert: Billy Joel [Storm Front]
First Movie: hell if I know...ET? My uncle took me for my birthday...it was a speacial day...which leads me to my first kiss...ok not really
First kiss: even harder to remember...some boy in kindergarten

First concert: Billy Joel at the Spectrum with my mom. Sophomore year in high school. First on my own was Green Day at the Civic Center in junior year.

First movie in a theater: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

First kiss: A boy named Jay in seventh grade behiind a tree at the Jeanes Fair (carnival).

concert: Sonic Youth/ Dinosaur Jr.
movie: Back to the Future (or at least it's the first one I remember seeing in the theater)
kiss: oh, yuck, this slobbery guy in grade above me at my older sister's best friend's party. I was in sixth grade. It was spin the bottle.

Slobbery Dinosaur Future.

1) First Concert: not sure but probably something gospel with my parents like The Gaithers--I really hated the concerts they used to drag me to

2) First Movie in a Theater: I'm not sure, but I think in spite of the Gaither-leaning parents it might have been a Rocky flick

3) First Person Kissed: egad, some icky boy from my high school sophomore history class in the Univ. of OK library--it was not voluntary and I pushed him away when he tried to sloppily eat my face. First consensual kiss was with Roger Moore (no, not THE Roger Moore)

First Concert: Also got dragged to a lot of Christian concerts (Take 6, etc.)-first one I chose? INXS, X tour, 1990

First Movie: Definitely one of the Star Wars-I think it was Return of the Jedi.

First Kiss: Steve Kauffman (who turned out to be a stone fox), in the closet at a 5th grade b-day party. Real one, first high school boyfriend, Josh, sophomore year.

Porn name: XS Jedi Josh? Steve Takeman? That's all I got.

1a) First Concert: Neil Diamond (My mom was a big fan, so it was a family trip to the concert).
1b) First Concert I Chose Myself: Triumph - The Sport of Kings

2) First Movie in a Theater: Jonathan Livingston Seagull (again with my mom. I don't really remember the movie itself so much as just the adventure of going to the movies for the first time)

3) First Person Kissed: It's been so long ago, I honestly don't remember her name. She was a friend of a friend's girlfriend. The four of us went out and saw a movie (Frankie and Johnny with Al Pacino and Michelle Pfeiffer, which I only know because I just looked it up on IMDB). Not only was it my first kiss, it was my first time to get to 2nd base. We dated for awhile after that, during the Christmas holidays, but it kind of fell apart after that because I went to a private boarding school so we couldn't really see each other. I feel really bad that I can't remember her name.

Porn name: Jonathan Diamond Triumph the Second Baseman

socalledonlycousins, we have a lot in common.

First Concert: Uriah Heap/Def Leppard, 1983. Also the first time I smoked pot.

First Movie: JAWS. I was only 6 but it's rated PG so the parents took me.

First Kiss: Dyan Alloway. She moved away in the 7th grade and I heard she's dead now.

Concert: The Police, circa Outlandos d'Amour

Movie: Not sure, but I think Star Wars at a drive-in.

Kiss: Kevin K. in kindergarten. I only remember thinking it was a big deal because I came home and told everyone a boy kissed me.

K. Star Police? Police Star Kevin?

Concert: Kriss Kross
First Movie I remember: Ghost
First Kiss: My male cousin by marriage I didn't know any better I was like eight.

That makes my porn name:

Kasper the Kriss Kross Kousin Kisser?

I saw Sloppy Seconds at the Slovenian National Home on west 16th street.

First concert: Harry Chapin
First movie in a theater:Either "Snow White" or "Cinderella" one of the re-re-releases in the 60's
First person kissed:Dennis Day (yes, that was his real name. No apparant relation to the Irish tenor of the same name.)

Cherry popped for posting on Pajiba...right now! Pretty exciting.

Whoo hoo! I hope it wasn't too painful :p

Concert: Duran Duran (1983 or 84)

Movie: Can't recall, but probably something Disney - you actually HAD to go to the theater to see a Disney movie back then . . .

Kiss: Jim Barber - I was 13, he was 18. We made out at a party and people started calling me jailbait - at the time I was so naive I didn't have a clue what that meant!

Porn Name: Disney Duran Duran Barber???

First concert: Poison/Tesla Miami Arena, March 15, 1989

(parents totally dropped the ball on INXS Miami Sportatorium March 1, 1988 and RUN DMC/Beastie Boys Miami Baseball Stadium Spring 1987. Thus it was Poison, but I was a very big fan)

First Movie: It's foggy...foggy! I have a visual memory of Star Wars in a drive-in. Not sure if it's true, but I see Vader being told the escape pods have been jettisoned through a windshield. Maybe 77, maybe the 78 re-release. I distinctly remember Superman II, Airplane! and The Empire Strikes Back all in 1980 when I was still 4, but I'm betting ANH got in first.

First Kiss: Vanessa, September/October 1989. Yep, 9th grade. She's older than me. I was a late, late bloomer on that front but I made up for lost time. We were together about a year and a half and I must've used up my allowance in that time as it was definitely my peak.

And yes, Darth Corleone, I do wanna make out. Maybe with someone else buuuut....I'm sharing the sentiment.

First Concert (aside from classical concerts with my parents): Styx -- Paradise Theater Tour
First Movie: Bambi (scared the crap out of me.
First Person I Kissed: Guy Herbert (God what a name and yeah he totally lived up to it; he was a comic book collecting geek)

Porn name: Simply Red Marc, the Time Bandit

First Concert: Dan Fogelberg at the Waikiki Shell

First Movie: Star Wars, at the drive inns, in the back of my dad's El Camino.

First kiss: my cousin Michael in the 4th grade.

Porn Name: Fogelberg Michael Wars? Dan M. Star? Not really a sexy hot girl name, eh?

First concert: John Denver w/the Starland Vocal Band (of Afternoon Delight fame, yes, I AM that old, wanna make something of it?) They all sang on a rotating stage, and it blew me away. No shit.

First Movie: Thomasina...some Puss in Bootsish thing or other

First Kiss: Apparently it was an old friend from first grade, but he always seems to remember the incident more clearly than I. First real kiss was at church camp on the shores of beautiful Lake Erie. From a guy named Kerry Powell, who was quite skilled at the whole "tongue thing" and whom my friends thought was very fast.

First Concert: Franz Ferdinand, yeah I'm young!

First Movie: The Hunchback of Notre Dame, boy did that terrify me!

First Kiss: Sixth Grade, I was in a "relationship" and we kissed at the end of a dance. But as we know how well those turn out, now it's just in the back of my head.

First Concert: Harry Connick Jr. Red Light/Blue Light

First Movie: Superman at the Dive-In (I was wearing footie pajamas... miss those)

First Kiss: Mike Holloman

Too bad I'm not a guy, my porn name woud be
Harry Superman Mike

First Concert: Indigo Girls when I was 7 as a reward for a good report card. Also because my mom wanted to go see them.

First Movie in a Theater: The Little Mermaid, the giant Ursala still scares me a bit

First Kiss: Russ Saylor, who was a really hot bass player two years older than me and caused all my friends to be incredibly jealous.

Indigo Mermaid Saylor, sounds like a damn good porn name to me!

Iron Maiden

Star Wars

Erin Isaiah

"Isaiah Star Maiden" or if I was a girl "Erin Star Maiden"

First Concert: Like Dustin, it was Bon Jovi, Skid Row & I believe Bad Company. It wasn't the Slippery When Wet tour, though, because I don't think Skid Row was around then. It was the New Jersey tour.

First Movie in a Theater: I want to say An American Tail, but it might have been an early 80s Disney animated film. I can't remember.

First Kiss: I think his name was Scott. It was on a dare.

1st Concert: freshman year of college I saw 10,000 Maniacs. I wasn't allowed to go to concerts in high school.

1st Theater Movie: Annie. 2nd was Flashdance though, my poor father. I did see Star Wars at the drive through.

1st Kiss, of the French Type: high school freshman boyfriend. I had just permed my hair that week for the first time, so I looked like a poodle & probably smelled like sulfur. When he kissed me, anyway, I thought it was true love!

So, my new XXX name I guess could be Annie Maniac? If I also stick with the first pet/ first street formuala, it would be Cinnamon Maple. Cinnamon was a super cute little brown bunny. As Cinnamon Maple, I obviously would have to cook delicious treats, like provcatively shaped cookies, wearing only an apron for clothes. I've always liked my XXX name.

electricdaisy,
was it me?

concert: Gordon Lightfoot (thanks dad)
movie: Jungle Book
kiss: I'm going to go with the girl I wish I had my first kiss, Alicia

porn: Alicia JungleFoot

1st pet/1st street porn name: Max Mickle. Grrrr.

First Concert: MxPx (not the first band I ever saw, but the first concert I ever remember choosing to go to)

First Movie: Return of the Jedi (I was a wee lad - parents said I slept through most of it)

First Kiss: Sarah (no idea what her last name was - I was in kindergarten and we snuck in a closet and smooched)

No good porn name I can come up with with this lame-o data.

First concert: Joan Baez. No, I'm not THAT old, I was a kid. We were visiting relatives who took us to Tanglewood.

First movie: Mary Poppins. At least that's what I've been told--I don't really remember it, except that it was in one of those long-gone, plush movie palaces. I remember the fancy red velvet chairs.

First Kiss: A boy in my first grade class named Patrick. I was the tallest girl in the class; he was the tallest boy. When we lined up during recess we would hold hands and look dreamily into each other's eyes. He eventually left me for a shorter girl. The cad.

Concert: Well, probably that N'Sync concert that I served concessions at with my high school choir to earn money to go to New York.
Movie: The first movie I remember going to see was Beaches, which my grandma took me to when I was about 5. I remember telling my mom that I would cover my eyes during the kissing scenes. And I did.
Kiss: TBD. Yep, I'm 24 and never really been kissed, unless I was some kind of kiss-slut during kindergarten but blocked it all out of my memory. It's not something I'm proud of.
So, porn name= Beaches N TBD sounds like the peaches n' creme of the STD world, so why not?

I had to de-lurk for this one.

First Concert: KMFDM/Rammstein on my 16th birthday- almost 13 years ago. It was, um, quite the eye-opener. Looking through the comments, I'm jealous of the Op Ivy and Toasters people. That's rather awesome.

First Movie: Pretty sure it was a care bears movie.

First kiss: Does my sister count? If not- his name was Drew. I was 20.

Porn name: Drew Steinbear.

First Concert: Bush/Toadies at Sunken Gardens (san antonio, tx)

First Movie: not sure really, the eighties were real hazy. I remember seeing The Jetsons: the Movie for sure though in 1990.

First Kiss: I gave a girl a peck kiss during truth or dare when I was 14, but that doesn't really count in my book.

Later that year, I was co-erced into going steady with a basketball jock who sorta slobbered on me.

French kissing for real and meaning it didn't happen until junior year to a late twentysomething (yet already balding) guy named Randy who wore a Godsmack tee (i hate them to this day because of this moment. It was on the dancefloor at Numbers (a shitty goth club in Houston) to New Order's "Out of Control". I never saw him again and the next day I took the SAT II's.

1) First Concert: Ricky Martin
2) First Movie in a Theater: The Lion King
3) First Person Kissed: Alex. (The first one I'll count, at any rate.)

Name: Martina Lex the Lioness

Other options I was considering:

Lexxie Lion
Lioness Lex

I have had "Kill the Trendy" stuck in my head all day now. Ah Sloppy, such a great, ridiculous band.

Kill the Trendy!
Everybody knows they're full of...
Kill the Trendy!
Everbody know they're full of...
Kill the Trendy!
Everybody know they're full of SHIT!

Fear

lion king

Stef. C

theres potential. i got nothing.

Concert: Sheena Easton at the state fair in 1985. I was 10. Back when that 'baby takes the morning train' song was still just popular enough to justify a state fair concert.

Movie: Empire Strikes Back. I came out of that with the biggest crush on Mark Hamill.

Kiss: John Wesley, at a party, when I was 15. I was just shy of the 'sweet 16 and never been' crap, and was determined not to let that happen to me. Probably should have stopped with the kiss though (tsk tsk).

Porn Name: Sheena's Empire of Johns. I can go with that.

1). First Concert: KROQ's Acoustic Christmas. Much fun.

2). First Movie in a Theater: Terminator. I was three. My uncle was babysitting me. He saw no problem taking a toddler with him to the movies. I didn't realize those recurring nightmares I had for years were actually scenes from the Terminator until I saw it again twenty years later.

3). First Person Kissed: Alfred. I was seeing him in high school. Apparently I was the last girl he dated before he came out of the closet.

Oh yeah, Porn Name: Chantasia of the Dead. Eh? Eh?

Kansas/Spirit/Artful Dodger, Stanley Theater, Pittsburgh, Pa., 1979.

Um ... maybe "Mary Poppins"? Geez, it's been four fuckin' decades, ya know?

Think it was Cindy N., church youth group, natch.

Porn name: The spirited and artful Cindy "Cherry" Poppins

Concert: Pixies. I was 15, and my mom drove me and my best friend to Columbia, MO, and dropped us off at a damn bar to see the show. Negligent parenting? Check. Proudest moment? Double check.

Movie: Who could possibly remember? Although, to follow up with the negligent parenting theme, I do remember running wild in the aisle during Tess of the d'Urbervilles and also attending a foreign movie where the subtitles read something like, "Senorita, I am fucking you." Maybe the original of "Swept Away". Yeah, I was a precocious 6 year old, in that I was watching a clearly obscene movie and also able to read the subtitles.

Kiss: His name was Silas. He was some hot shit in kindergarten.

Porn name: Misty Meadows. Has nothing to do with any of the forgoing. It just is what it is

concert: hanson. shut up, it was awesome. i'm secure in my dorkitude.

movie: uh...well the first movie i went to was when i was a month old. my parents took me with them to the drive-in to see poltergeist. classy.

kiss: a boy who i would much later realize must be one of maybe, like, four uncircumcised jews on the planet. suhweet.

I'm always so late to these things . . . oh well.

First Concert: New Kids on the Block. I was 9 years old. It seemed awesome at the time. But even then, I thought it was weird to hear a 13-year-old scream at the top of her lungs "Jordan! I want to have your baby!!" Yeah.

First movie: I don't know. I remember seeing The Jungle Book at the theater with my dad, but I'm sure I'd been before then.

First Kiss: That counted? Jimmy Littleton. I was 12, he was 13 or 14 and had been dating my friend until 2 weeks before then. Being older, he moved fast. I received my first kiss and got felt up all on the same day. Wowee zowee.

And just to round out my evening--my names are as follows.

Porn Name: Kitty Foxbriar
Soap Opera Name: Elisabeth Westminster
Drag King Name: Eddie Dodge

Ok...I AM that old, so here goes:
First concert:Chicago in the old Winnipeg stadium with my older brother
First movie:101 Dalmations the original
First kiss: Neilly, my next door neighbour and bf from birth until we hit our teens.
The above combination doesn't produce anything porn worthy but the first pet/school does: Samantha Valleyview

1) First Concert: Body Count/Spearhead/The Cure/REM et al. @ Werchter Festival '95
2) First Movie in a Theater: Howard The Duck (I was scared shitless)
3) First Person Kissed: An. Playing house during sleepover. I was 9, she was 8. Just out of curiosity. She's married to a tall handsome civil engineer now.

Porn Name: An "The Spear" Duckhead.

1. First Concert = Franz Ferdinand, Brixton Academy
2. First Movie = The first one I can remember was Never Been Kissed
3. First Kiss = French teenager called Leo in a club in Vienne

Concert: Bush Razorblade Suitcase Tour
Movie: An American Tail ("There are no cats in America, and the Streets are made of che-e-e-ese")
Kiss: Shawn Strong, Ninth Grade on the couch will allllllll our friends watching. Wet. Icky. Scarred me.
Name: Shawn Bush, American Tail

Concert: Red Hot Chilly Peppers
Movie: Snow White
Kiss: Well, it was a long time coming,(I blame Smith) and when it happened I freaked a bit, and it didn't end well, but I'm never going to forget that boy.

Porn Name. Pepper White

Concert: (God this is embarassing, but it wasn't MY idea to go) Beanbag
Movie: Either Christmas Story or The Bear
Kiss: Gutless Wonder (yes, it ended badly), in my back yard, was kinda lame....

Porn name: Berri Yardstickbagger? Wonderbags Fark-us? Hmmmm....

First concert: Lucybell.
First movie in a theater: I really can't remember very well. Probably Beauty & The Beast.
First (French) kiss: Jorge Andrés *****, in a theater during a "Black Dog" screening (the one where Patrick Swayze plays a truck driver). We kissed twice for about five minutes each time. I had spit all over my face.

Porn name: Jorge Lucybell, the Black Dog.

Now that's just an awful name for a girl, but one hell of an alias for a tranny.

Can I get that cookie, Radlum? Of course I know who Soda is!

Are you Argentinian? I hate the term "Argentine"

1) First Concert: so embarassing, but DC Talk and Michael W. Smith. I was very into my youth group at church and we went as a group, with our mothers.
2) First Movie in a Theater: Annie
3) First Person Kissed: Brandon Kyler, summer before 8th grade. It was sloppy and gross. We commenced to practice all summer long. It never did get any better.

Porn name: Talking Annie Brandon?

1st concert: Police, in a tent on Tooting Common. Either late 70's or early 80's, I'm too senile to remember! I'd been listening to music for years by then, but my parents would never let me go to gigs. And since they held the pocketmoney, that was that...

1st movie: The Sound of Music. I hated it because it went on too long and nothing got blowed up. Fucking edelweiss.

1st kiss: some kid named Alfie, up against a van in the street I grew up in. We were having a competition with another 'couple' to see who could french for longest without giggling. We made our own fun in those days....

1. First concert: NKOTB. It was great. We were approximately a mile away from the stage.

2. First movie: My parents took me with them to see Superman when I was six weeks old. I know I saw E.T. in the theatre and hated it and we had to leave.

3. Sean, from my math class. I was 17. It went for an hour and a half, so I may have been a late bloomer, but I'd like to think I made up for it.

First concert: Bryan Adams, in 1983 before he was overly famous, at the Fairgrounds in Middletown, New York

First movie: Cinderella at a drive-in with my parents in the early 70s. Remember the whole experience clear as a bell!

First kiss: Chris H, in the hallway by my locker, sophomore year on Valentine's Day.

First Concert: Nickelodean all that & more concert...featuring LFO, Blaque, and B*Witched as the headlining acts. They were incredibly washed up, but we had 10th row seats. That doesn't really make up for it though.

First Movie: 101 Dalmations, in the '91 re-release

First Kiss: In preschool this kid kissed me on the arm. I was 4, and thoroughly disgusted.

First concert: Neil Young, Dinosaur Jr.
First movie: Star Wars
First kiss: Joey McMahon

DinoStar McMahon?

I can't believe I got late for this...

First big concert: Deep Purple.
First movie in a theater (the first I can remember, at least): Matilda, that one about the boxing kangaroo.
First kiss: a beautiful girl named Miriam.

So, I should I try a porn name for this... Ok, how about a porn title? "Deep Kangaroo, (starring Matilda and Miriam Purple boxing)"

First concert: The Doors and The Who (together). (I'm old, and yes that was a real Cheery Popper!)

First movie: Disney's Lady and the Tramp, or something like that.

First Kiss: Luscious Laurie.

Porn name: Johnny Bacdoor.

Okay, first... Oh my GOD, I am so old. If I didn't realise it a month ago when I actually turned 40, seeing YOUR list of firsts sealed it. Bon Jovi? ET??? Keee-ryst.

Here goes:

1) First Concert:
I refuse to count the Osmonds at the state fair, so... the first concert I ever paid to see, with my own money: Billy Joel, The Bridge

2) First Movie in a Theater:
Again, let's not count the various Disney treats; the first REAL movie I remember seeing in a theatre was Young Frankenstein -- and yes, I was VERY young and went with my parents.

3) First Person Kissed:
Pat Blashill, in the balcony of the community theatre, when I was 15. First kiss with tongue, that is -- I was so naive I didn't expect it, and felt justified, therefore, in biting it. Took him a good half hour to try again.

Terrific symmetry note: 3 years later, Pat was the guy who helped me get over the painful and humiliatingly unwilling loss of my virginity to a date rapist; a couple weeks after that sordid experience, Pat obligingly and graciously offered me a "do-over" so I'd have something NICE to remember about my initiation into the ranks of the sexually deflowered.

He was a great guy.

1st concert-red hot chili peppers
movie-the little mermaid
1st kiss- preston, 7th grade, it was awful but so cute

porn name-- cant make a good one so im stealing the other girls way with the middle name and street name

Alanna Longmeadow = awesome

First concert (that I didn't play in): Maynard Ferguson & his Big Band in Easton Pa.

First rock concert: Frank Zappa at the Carrier Dome

First movie: Lady and the Tramp

First real kiss: Geraldine ("Jerry") Counterman, at a band party / dance.

Porn name: Maynard Frank the Tramp Counterman