May 21, 2008 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Comment Diversions | May 21, 2008 |

I’m sure there’s some way to combine the answers to these three questions and come up with your porn name (you’re encouraged to try!), but today’s comment diversion is an otherwise thought-free affair: Name a few cherry-popping experiences: Your first concert; the first movie you saw in a movie theater; and name the first person you ever kissed. As for me:

1) First Concert: Bon Jovi/Skid Row (Slippery When Wet Tour)
2) First Movie in a Theater: E.T. The Extra Terrestrial
3) First Person Kissed: Marsha May. Under a table. During a sleepover. In 2nd grade. French-style. It was gross. We did it for hours anyway.

Porn Name: Marsha Bon Jovi, The Extra Terrestrial.


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